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/r/pics/comments/7uvq7p/he_feels_relaxed_comfortable_and_happy/
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"Something seems really offputting about this photo. Is it hardcore photoshopped? Like the kind where they add in seven pictures and just mesh them into one? ",
"OMG how do I get one. So cute!!!",
"Hi justsomescrub, Its unique, Homemade. Thanks"
] | 3 |
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He feels relaxed, comfortable, and happy...
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/r/pics/comments/7uvsrz/niagara_falls_observation_deck_in_20c_temperatures/
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"Shot by Toronto photographer Adam Klekotka",
"Well toss a turnip in a toaster, this is a *__really__* beautiful & neat picture. ",
"I went skiing in mont tremblant recently and it was -40C on top of the mountain (crazy enough that is = to -40F too) \n\nNice picture",
"This made me chuckle. I have never heard this phrase. ",
"Looks like painting",
"This doesn't look like a real picture! Crazy!",
"That's -4 on the American side.",
"This looks like a still from a Wes Anderson movie. ",
"thats gotta be colder than 2 rats fucking in a wool sock",
"When has it ever gotten to -20c in Niagara Falls? I live 15 min from there, so not in the last 37 years",
"It was a quote from the photographer: \n\n>“*The temperature was about -20C, but due to cold wind and high humidity, it felt like it was way below -30C*\"",
"It's a photoshopped picture anyways\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/mxr4y",
"He said he took the photos at night when it's all lit up. These photos aren't real? Also that photo you linked is a different photographer. Check the original photographers Instagram. ",
"The observation deck is closed in the winter, it's never lit up like that this time of year. Your source is bullshitting you\n\nEdit: downvoted for the truth. OP has admitted he is speculating as it's someone else's pic, where as I live here for 30 something years and have seen this place hundreds of times. Stay classy Reddit ",
"I highly doubt that. Plus he's not in the observation deck. He took a photo of it. \n\n>Toronto-based photographer Adam Klekotka had visited Niagara Falls several times during his time in Canada, but never journeyed to the massive waterfall during winter. After two weeks of record-setting temperatures this January (which led the Canadian news to report that parts of the country were colder than the surface of Mars) Klekotka decided to explore the icy waterfall at night, discovering an illuminated scene that appeared more like a deserted alien landscape than natural wonder.\n\n>\"The temperature was about -20C, but due to cold wind and high humidity, it felt like it was way below -30C,” Klekotka told Colossal. “After some time of shooting, my hands were really frostbitten. Because of the small buttons in the cameras, I had to handle them without gloves. Additionally the drops of water were freezing on the front glass of the lens and I had to clean it every couple of seconds.”\n\n>Klekotka captured the glowing waterfall from several angles, including an observation deck encrusted with a thick layer of icicles. You can see more of Klekotka’s otherworldly images on his Instagram and browse a selection of his small prints on his online shop. ",
"The little \"lit up\" shack in the pic is closed both at night and during the winter....",
"Thanks for the credits. I'm glad you like it, but I submitted it to this subreddit 3 weeks ago:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pu7xg/took_a_picture_of_niagara_falls_this_weekend_it/",
"Oh that's great! I didn't mean to repost it, but the photo is incredible. I found it on Colossal. A guy down below was trying to say they are faked photos... Maybe you can respond to him? \n\nAll the best! ",
"Seriously? I'm an author and the shot was taken on Jan 6th 2018.\n\nThe Weather Network temperature history for Niagara Falls:\n\nSearch Results: January 6 , 2018\nMax Temp: -15.7 °C\n**Min Temp: -24 °C**\n\nhttps://www.theweathernetwork.com/ca/weather/historical-weather/ontario/niagara-falls",
"Man, maybe you should go out from time to time, especially if you live 15 min away from the falls. The entire waterfall is illuminated at night. \nDo you think all of these shots are photoshopped? https://www.google.ca/search?q=niagara+falls+at+night",
"It's illuminated for the entire year. \nFor example: Jan 1 to 31\t5:00 pm - Midnight\n\nhttp://www.infoniagara.com/attractions/nightly_illumination/index.aspx",
"Thanks a lot for the kind words! Just responded there as well. ",
"Glad you set the record straight. Some people are on a mission to discredit the hard work of others... \n\nBest of luck. I'll be watching what you do next. ",
"Not the falls those are always lit up. The hut ",
"The observation hut is also open in winter. I was there next day in the morning. The light you see in the pic was turned on even during the day. \nOnly the outside part of the deck is closed for the season, and because of that, the price of the ticket is reduced.\n\nhttps://www.niagarafallstourism.com/play/falls-experiences/journey-behind-the-falls/"
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Niagara Falls Observation Deck In -20C temperatures
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/r/pics/comments/7uvvix/when_the_timing_is_juuuust_right/
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"ok, that's terrifying",
"This is weirding me out.",
"Looks like George Bush crossed with a monkey."
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When the timing is juuuust right
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/r/pics/comments/7uvz4c/scotland/
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"I thought it was bigger than that. ",
"Very true! This is one wee bit in Fife 👍",
"Forgive me fellow whovian, it is a beautiful area. I do know Luechars very well, ",
"Nothing to forgive! Any appreciation for beautiful Scotland is accepted 👍 Leuchars is also lovely, spent a lot of time up here!"
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Scotland
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/r/pics/comments/7uvzn6/my_friend_took_this_amazing_photo_in_charleston/
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"Fantastic 👏",
">His name is Michael McGee.",
"Beautiful. Links to socials?",
"Are all super moons named Michael McGee, or do they all have different names?"
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My friend took this amazing photo in Charleston, SC of the super moon. Michael McGee is his name.
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/r/pics/comments/7uw0sa/no_info_on_this_painting_be_nice_to_have_some/
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"try /r/whatisthisthing, this sub isnt really about this sort of thing.",
"",
"You might want to reply directly to the post, im not OP, so they wont get a notification for your comment.",
"It appears to be a painting with people and buildings in it",
"Hello there, this is typical iraqi painting showing vilage life . The style was started back in the 1960s and now its availavle everywhere. ",
"Thanks, but we’re trying to find out who painted it. The signature is in Arabic \n",
"This type of paintings are produced in large volume to be sold as souvenirs. They are all oil paint and look authentic, but they cost $50 -100 bucks. They are not original art and the signature is only for the sake of giving it some level of value. Just enjoy the colors and style.",
"Alright thank you\n"
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No info on this painting, be nice to have some. Bought in 2007
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http://i.imgur.com/SlfyDkT.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7uw23m/canadian_hot_spring/
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"Where is it?",
"Well fuck me...what am I doing with my life? ",
"How hot is it in there? What a view, btw. ",
"Looks like somewhere in Alberta.",
"I’ve been to this exact hot spring. It’s somewhere in Banff Alberta",
"Is that somewhere around the Radium hot springs? ",
"SPA. IS. JERICHO!",
"Oooh, I love the Radium springs. Plus Radium is such a friendly town \n\nEdit: Banff is about two and a half hours from radium",
"I'm going to Banff in a couple weeks... I'd love to take my fiancé, any more details you might have? ",
"This is the Keyhole Hot Spring in Pemberton, BC, from what I can find on Google",
"Grew up 30 minutes from Radium! ",
"Lucky duck! My husband and I hope to retire there or near there in the next, 60 years or so? However long it takes to save up to do so. I figure we will be 95. Or we can scatter our ashes there or something. That's retirement, right?",
"Yup, Keyhole Hot Springs! Too bad idiots were leaving their food around so it had to be closed because bears were becoming aggressive. https://news.gov.bc.ca/releases/2017FLNR0098-001202\nPlease enjoy nature responsibly!",
"Oh no! How horrible!\n\nMy friend's aunt was on her honeymoon in the BC wilderness and they were attacked by a grizzly. I can't remember if one or both of them died, but it was a tragic encounter with a very aggressive bear. They had ignored the bear, walked away calmly, dropped their backpacks in case he wanted their food, etc... But this bear was after them",
"Can’t tell if you are joking. ",
"Canada",
"God damn it people dont say where it is online. The hot springs are full of tourists enough as is.",
"Number one rule with bears is not to drop your pack. It is the most protection you have.",
"Drive another 10 hours into BC to go to these exact ones. These are not in Banff. ",
"Ya no need to post reclusive spots for karma",
"Is there a Radium hot springs in Canada too? This is definitely different but sort of a similar setup to the Radium hot spring in Colorado on the Colorado River. One of my favorite places to go camp when I lived nearby. ",
"Yes, I have heard about this... I guess I didn't think about it when the story was told to me? I just figured, yeah, that makes sense, dissociate yourself from the food smell. They were extremely experienced in the wilderness, so I'm not sure why they dropped their packs then",
"province? near by city? co-ordinates? ",
"Oh I have no clue, just fulfilling my Reddit duties",
"I live 2 hours from there. And yes mass tourism is ruining many great places in Alberta. If visitors were more responsible it would be fine, but they treat these beautiful places the same as they would a macdonalds. ",
"This is Prince Edward Island for sure. Don't bother with BC, there is nothing there.",
"And has been mentioned they are now closed due to idiots",
"My man.",
"If you're going to bear country, at least bring a friend who couldn't run as fast as you. :-)",
"Oh, so that's why my friends bring me ;)",
"I get bc and Banff mixed up. I am an idiot."
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Canadian hot spring
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/r/pics/comments/7uw2e7/my_adopted_redbone_coonhound_on_christmas/
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"Looks just like my girl; Redbones are the best!",
"Pretty pup! ",
"She's a bed hog! Haha!",
"Hey thanks! I love her to death!",
"Mine, too! Couch hog, as well. Very spoiled. Enjoy her.",
"Anywhere they can hog, they do! So cool to talk to other people and find out these dogs have the same personalities across the board. "
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My adopted Redbone Coonhound on Christmas
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/r/pics/comments/7uw2n9/ridiculously_photogenic_cockatoo/
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"That’s a galah, not a cockatoo\n\nEdit: OP, they are not the same thing. Congratulations on referencing a Wikipedia article. Nobody in Australia would call the bird in your pic a cockatoo. Source: family rescues birds in outer east Melbourne. We own a *galah* that can’t go back to the wild. ",
"But isn’t that a Galah?",
"The GALLAH is making the typical ta-da pose. Nice. The person who posted it is making the typical mwa-mwa mistake of thirsty fuckers. ",
"That's not a cockatoo, ya flamin' galah!",
"Ya dun brought [pedantry to a cockatoo party, son](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galah)",
"Fun fact: same thing. \n\nGalahs are one of the most common species of cockatoos on the planet. Most people are only familiar with umbrella, yellow crested, and sulphur crested, but don't ignore the palm, galah, and the cockatiel!\n\nCockatiels make great pets, and the palm cockatoos are one of the only animals (besides humans) that have been observed using tools to make music. Galahs are dopey, but darn cute.",
"That's both!",
"...In engy?",
"Cockawho?",
"No. Read my edit.",
"Yes. Read the [family, Cacatuidae](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockatoo)",
"Go to your link, scroll down, see the caption below that pic? *galah* Keep digging you stooge.",
"This is a bit like saying a basset hound isn't a dog because no one calls it a basset hound dog.",
"You received 5 responses, all of which noted that it’s not a cockatoo. I think my source note adds a bit credibility to what I say. Pick your fights.\n\nNo more from me. Have a nice day.",
"Today you learned that common parlance doesn't change a species. You also didn't provide a source.\n\nYou as well.",
"Learn something new, I had disregarded them as a cockatoo just by sheer difference in intelligence to the Sulfur crested ones ",
"Oh yeah, compared to sulphurs or umbrellas, they may as well be hedgehogs, but they're still awesome.",
"And for my next trick, I shall make karma appear out of thin air! \n\nSeriously though, that's an amazing looking bird. ",
"Species: Roseicapilla (Gallah)\nGenus: Cacatua (Group of Cockatoo Species)\nFamily: Cacatuidae (Cockatoo)\nOrder: Psittaciformes (Parrot)\nClass: Aves (Bird)\nSubphylum: Vertebrata\nPhylum: Chordata\nKingdom: Animalia\n\nReference:\nCrome, F. and Shields, J. 1992. Parrots and Pigeons of Australia. Angus and Robertson/National Photographic Index of Australian Wildlife, Sydney",
"WHAT UP!!!",
"The family also includes palm cockatoos, black cockatoos, corellas, gang-gangs, Major Mitchell's cockatoo, and cockatiels, but for the sake of identification that's known as a galah. If you want to be stubborn and pedantic in the face of overwhelming disagreement be my guest, but absolutely nobody refers to that bird as a cockatoo.",
"And yet it is a cockatoo.",
"but if you're all about pedantic specificity why not refer to it as what it is? Do you post pictures of chimps, gorillas, orangutans, etc and insist everyone refer to them as apes? Why are you citing scientific terms to support your desire to be vague? It seems awfully like you're just incapable of accepting you didn't know enough about the subject and now you refuse to admit it at any cost.",
"If I call a chimp an ape, why expect someone to say \"NUH UH!\"?\n\nNot pedantic. Just conversational. ",
"it's just a matter of being accurate. You're arguing with anyone who tries to correct you to a more accurate term when you could have let it go at the first correction, as if your pride is hurt and you're determined to justify your misuse. ",
"It was not correction. The word was correct. ",
"but galah is more correct and you refuse to use it for some reason.",
"\"More correct\" is an oxymoron.",
"did you just graduate a class in pedantry?",
"No. I have not taken a formal class in quite some time."
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Ridiculously photogenic cockatoo
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/r/pics/comments/7uw2tt/my_98_year_old_grandfather_used_a_computer_for/
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"It was to look for porn, right?",
"lol we havent shown him the internet yet",
"Is he a master Redditor now? ",
"Computers have been common place for thirty five years... But I guess he was already old by then!",
"He’s already better than me at Call of Duty :-(",
"But can he draw a yin yang in paint yet?",
"Don’t deprive him. Then again. That could be his demise. Perhaps stay away from the net. ",
"Wait til he realizes he doesn't have to go behind the beads to find it at the rental store. ",
"Yea, he was a carpenter and farmer by trade (after WW2) and never had a need or use for one.",
"Ahhh Paint. That was the first thing I ever did on a computer too, except I was 93 years younger than him.",
"lol even that would be after his time",
"Godammit- you never told me there was this much porn!!",
"I hope you're running the farm now!",
"You should have dropped him into VRChat and told him that's how computers have always been.",
"Not yet, but [he's a quick study](http://imgur.com/pqHCqPS.jpg).",
"Jesus, his signature is terrible. ",
"Wait till he discovers that auto fill colour button on there. ",
"LMAO thank you",
"30 years ago he was a spry 68. He knows whats behind those beads. Any man who was strong enough to live to 98 must have had some virility when VHS crushed BetaMax because of the formats acceptance of porn. ",
"Zoomed in expecting to see Dickbutt. Disappointed, but with faith in humanity restored. ",
"He would have retired a few years before PCs even made a dent in the home.",
"Classic. Straight to mspaint ",
"He was 18 right when WW2 was kicking off. Did he get drafted? If you don't want to answer it's OK I'm just curious. I'm the first male in my family for the past 3 generations that didn't get drafted in some war.",
"At the time he was part of the CCCs and volunteered and joined the Navy. He then served on the USS Iowa and was sunk twice(!) on two different boats and earned several medals for rescuing other sailors.",
"This is adorable! Never too old to learn something new. \n\nOn a separate note, I have the same books from the Time Life science series, brings back memories. ",
"If he was on an Iowa battleship then he was in the pacific theater of WWII. My grandfather fought in the pacific theater too! I wonder if they maybe knew each other? I'm not sure exactly what my grandfather was specifically doing but I remember he had a glass case full of all the medals he won. Sadly I can't ask my grandfather since he passed 15 years ago now and the medals were lost in a fire... I do know my grandfather got a purple heart but I'm not sure what the other medals were.",
"What stopped him for the last 30 years?",
"Show him Google Earth or street view in Google maps. I bet he’d love to be able to travel to places he hasn’t seen in decades. ",
"Sadly, no one has quite the green thumb that granddad had. (I'm another grandson.)\n\nUp until just 2 years ago (96 years old!) he was maintaining a nearly 1/8th *acre* (that's over 5000 sq feet!) garden largely on his own - churning out dozens of varieties of vegetables and giving most of them away to family, friends and neighbors.\n\nRandom people from the surrounding neighborhoods still drop by and ask if he's growing (insert vegetable here).",
"This could be a completely made up story cause reddit and i'm still happy to have read it.",
"So he couldn't be bothered to use a computer in *the last 30 or so years?\n\nEdit: Changed that to the",
"We tend to forget, but mousing is a learned skill.",
"Thanks!\n\nYou'll just have to take my word for it that it's totally legit. :)\n",
"*two girls one cup",
"naturally, he did the first thing everyone did when they get on a computer the first time",
"How long till he drew Dickbutt?",
"Waiting for photoshopped version with a dickbutt doodle.",
"More likely he had no need/desire to rather than \"couldn't be bothered\". ",
"And I thought I was a procrastinator",
"What’s a computer?\n\n",
"It makes me happy that you know your family's history. I'll probably never know a lot of mine. ",
"What the heck was he doing for the last 30 years?",
"What is so incredible is, when you think about it, he can remember a time when telephone service was a mere novelty. Oh, the things that dude has seen.",
"Sheer curiosity? ",
"Fun fact\n\nSolitaire was put on computers as a means of helping old people learn how to use a mouse.",
"Step 1: Draw dicks.",
"This makes me miss my grandpa. Medicine, little flash lights, and chocolate on the table aww",
"Why isn't he doing those ads for Six Flags anymore?",
"Learning is a life-long endeavor",
"What’s a computer?",
"It is my personal belief/experience that people in the developed world that have not used a computer have actively avoided the experience.",
"Awesome!"
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My 98 year old grandfather used a computer for the first time today.
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/r/pics/comments/7uw3aq/oooops/
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"[Thank you, I just had it stuffed.](https://youtu.be/AvWfbIe4X_4) ",
"Is her name wynona?",
"Big Beaver is also exit 69 off of I75",
"/u/Subterranean_Sound, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Subterranean_Sound&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uw3aq/oooops/?context=10\\))"
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Oooops
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/r/pics/comments/7uw62x/a_decision_was_made_here/
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"And that was the day I turned my life around.",
"That was totally me.",
"I remember walking through a grocery store once and seeing a single tube of Vagisil in the middle of a Hidden Valley ranch dressing display. I have always wondered if whoever put that there had to make a tough decision between ranch dressing and Vagisil and chose the dressing. I mean chances are if you picked Vagisil up off of the shelf you probably need it.",
"Maybe ranch has a better cooling effect",
"Maybe they're into food play."
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A decision was made here
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/r/pics/comments/7uw6n7/this_is_where_i_live_in_new_zealand_coromandel/
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"I would leave the internet forever.",
"New Chums?",
"Okay what's the catch? I'll sell everything and come over to live there.",
"What do you do for a living and do you need an assistant?",
"You live here?! I'm doing something wrong with my life... ",
"No internet",
"I'd love to live on a cliff at the beach ",
"\"Trust me, it's paradise. This is where the hungry come to feed. For mine is a generation that circles the globe and searches for something we haven't tried before.\" ",
"I'd come to NZ just for Aldous Harding. But this looks like a bonus. ",
"The road up the east coast of the peninsula is fun in the wet. Narrow road, sharp curves, and a sudden drop off to the ocean below. 9/10 would visit again.",
"It is indeed.",
"Putting that on my list",
"Right? Like just take a picture of somewhere pretty in the same country you live in",
"I'm in! Unless there are sharks. Are there sharks? Nah I'm out looks like there may be sharks. ",
"Pretty sure the picture was taken on the only day of sunshine they get.",
"Happy cake day!",
"See that beach? That's all there is to do",
"There are sharks in New Zealand, but rarely do you see them or hear of an attack, Unlike Australia.\n",
"Who is Aldous Harding? :)",
"yes\n",
"How has global warming affected this area?",
"Right, but what's the catch?",
"What's the common poisonous animals in your area? How common are they? ",
"Nowhere to buy arm floaties",
"It's pissing down with rain today! ",
"This road is currently messed up due to storms breaking it apart. Photos showed the asphalt broken up like it was foam rubber",
"Are you going to see the Foo Fighters while they're there?",
"You live at New Chums..? Really? Tell the truth OP.",
"If I'm sinking to death somewhere might as well be at this beach",
"Just Australian tourists, but if you keep your distance they're relatively harmless.\n\n",
"What's the water like in the summer?",
"so whats the catch?",
"Make sure you check behind any nearby waterfalls, guarantee you find pirate treasure. ",
"Huh... well... fuck you too, good sir.",
"I recall one little beach we sea kayaked to with sand like brown sugar. Came across a natural harbour the next day filled with baby seals that kept trying to climb onto our kayak. Simply beautiful country.",
"Huh. I pooped there once. ",
"Al do u s[o] Harding",
"There are none. There are birds that like to eat the rubber off your car though.",
"This is exactly what I'm looking for in NZ. I live in Canada, retired, and have decided to move to decent weather. I want a little house and somewhere where I can fish off the rocks or a small boat. This is gorgeous. ",
"The water is nowhere near as warm as it looks.",
"The catch is the internet is slow as fuck. But since we won't be needing it...",
"The fishing is amazing here, big hard fighting red snappers and golden kingfish! 😘👌\n",
"its summer time now and it's very warm and refreshing. ",
"There are not really any poisonous animals here, Australia got them all! 😂",
"Actually, we just had record temperatures this summer, so... yeah... ",
"It made my beer with fish and chips even\nBetter.",
"There are no poisonous snakes in new Zealand there is only one small spider that is poisonous spider and that will only make you feel unwell.\n\nI grew up there and crashed through the bush all the time the only bad thing that ever happened to me was tripping over a wasps nest",
"Sounds wonderful. ",
"Is property less expensive than North of Auckland?",
"What’s cost of living like? Also, I can make awesome cup of coffee, brew beer, code, cook well, and if the price is right I’m sure many, _many_ other things.... need a friend?",
"Niiice",
"That takes most of the fun out of the journey. Now all that's left to up there is the beautiful rain forest, the quirky railway, the gorgeous beaches and the L&P ...",
"Oh my, we would take a yearly trip to stay in Pauanui. I would always go on about how fancy the red roads were while my brother loved the street ‘Triumph Dell’. ",
"beautiful, any good dirt biking areas near by? \n\n... and I present my exact opposite, here's where I live \n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/9KFMR\n",
"Does NZ like jamaican food? I want to open a jamaican restaurant... seafood, jerk pork and jerk chicken!",
"Including human kiwis 18-24",
"yeah for sure mate. :)",
"yes there is actually, and it snows in winter in the south island ",
"Paunui is very nice too. :)",
"Sandflies",
"The cost of living is not to bad, haha always open to new friends mate :) ",
"Yeah I'm sure it would be actually. ",
"Lol legend",
"It's not far enough from all the deadly shit that hits Australia.",
"awesome, any links or recommendations for tour companies so a canadian could make his way there and have a great vacation? ",
"So what's the catch?",
"Can I visit ?! That looks amazing! ",
"You live on new Chums beach? Cool. ",
"It's difficult to immigrate to anywhere, just need some money, no health issues and useful skills ",
"It's sunny most of summer outside of storms, it floods a lot in winter on the only road out",
"They likely live very close to this beach, it's not hard in NZ",
"Gotta be rich to live in the Coromandel.\n\nAbsolutely gorgeous, though. \n\nThere's a mussel place where you can buy them live, or they'll cook up a sampler plate for you done a bunch of different ways..... Awesome.",
"Not in Kerikeri :D",
"OMG, yes. They will eat you alive and leave you scarred for months. \n\nSource: American who emigrated to NZ. ",
"You never got caught in a Bush Lawyer? Those are no fun ",
"Lies. ",
"I got all that, where do I sign?",
"Can I visit you in April when me and my fiancée are on our honeymoon in New Zealand? :D",
"Some things are affordable: intercity buses, coffee, pub food, a walk on the beach, healthcare, rent outside of major cities. Many things are ghastly expensive: peanut butter (Fix & Fogg $14.75 NZD for 750g); real maple syrup ($72NZD for 500ml); gas ($6.50 NZD per gallon or around $4.75 USD per gallon); any new car ($50K NZD for a Subaru Crosstrek that’d be $28K in U.S.), data services eg mobile or internet; electricity on the North Island; dog food (>$100 NZD for 20kg)...you get the picture. It’s an island nation, thousands of miles from nearest neighbor with limited natural resources. \n\nBut, the beaches go on for miles and miles. ",
"invite me 😊",
"It’s a very long way from where you are now. \n\nSource: emigrated in 2014. Repatriated in 2016. Glad to be back stateside. ",
"Love me the Kea! Worth watching them strip a Hyundai. ",
"Never even heard of it during my childhood ",
"Just a heads up as a Canadian who moved to NZ. The winters don't get anywhere near as cold as Canada, at least as Toronto but they feel as cold here as houses are so poorly built. Not saying it's not a nice place to live, but it will cost you to get thing close to North American standards. ",
"Show off!\n\nBut yeah, very jealous. ",
"Sandflies? On Coromandel beaches? Never seen em there.",
"Been there, can confirm is real.",
"Right. So is there coral bleaching? ",
"How does that even make sense? When you type something, do you read it over? ",
"Yeah it's hotter so when I have a beer with my fish and chips it's even more refreshing. ",
"It can be an expensive place to live compared to North America, you also don't have as much selection in regards to purchasing stuff. The cost of living can be worked around but not living in certain cities but that will. One down tonwhar you do as a profession, and if you can find work in a smaller city or town.\n\nThe lack of options is something you can get use to for most things.\n\nThe biggest concern of living in NZ is how poor houses are built. New builds seem to be better but if your coming from North America, you'll need to adjust your standards or have enough cash to make your place dry and warm.\n\nI say this as a Canadian who moved to NZ 6 years ago.\n\nEdit - Typo",
"The only places that are warmer are along the equator and you're clearly not OP so unless you live near the equator, it has only gotten colder. ",
"Nah. I live down in Dunedin on the South Island. We have great beaches too and we have 1000Mbps internet. Shits awesome here. ",
"I live in New Zealand. Op doesn't live near the equator because they live in New Zealand also.\n",
"How many active volcanoes within 2.2 KM?",
"Yeah, winter heating in older houses can be really bad. Newer houses low have some type of hearing. ",
"Fuck all that expensive noise. ",
"Still 100 km/h speed limit?",
"Still cheaper than Denmark. When can I move in? Fluent in 3 languages, I cook, I clean, I take all your high scores in the arcade.",
"Our first place that we bought in Auckland was built in the 1980's and it was not a warm house. We had a heat pump and put in panel heaters in each bedroom but apparently quality insulation didn't make it's way to NZ at the time our place was built, let along double glazed windows.\n\nOur second home is a 1907 Villa here in Masterton. It is way better built then our first place but we had to put in radiators to keep this place warm. It costs us almost $400 a month in diesel to run in the peak winter months. At some point we want to redo (or just do) the insulation. Got an idea of how much it costs to retrofit double glazed windows into our orogonal windows but I think will shift into a new build at that point.",
"Expensive as.",
"That is so sad my dude. Hopefully one day you can afford to live indoors.",
"This place is like a heaven on earth.",
"Sadly unlike its Australian neighbour, the waters surrounding NZ, although inviting, are pretty damn cold!! ",
"It's weird how you made this look so tropical because it doesn't exactly look like that in person",
"That it is. I drove it my first day in NZ when I visited a couple years ago and was wishing I had rented a motorcycle, even in the rain.",
"Tsunamis",
"Hot water beach in the coromandel is the best. Lived nearby in Katikati in the bay of plenty for 2 years. ",
"It was when I was there 6 years ago.",
"PENIS u la La",
"LOL you wouldn't have a choice...the company that is their intnet monopoly (Chorus) is worse than Comcast.",
"Huh. Seems alright, I guess.",
"Of you're rich like Jeremy Theil you can just buy citizenship. INZ hates poor and middle class ppl.",
"Chorus, the lines company building fibre lines to almost every urban household, whose prices are regulated by the Commerce Commission and who isn't a retailer so I still have a choice of 7+ competitive providers for my gigabit FTTP connection, is worse than Comcast?\n\nI don't think so buddy. ",
"Shithole country\n\nEdit: slash s guys......slash s",
"Newsflash: rich people can afford good internet. Who knew?",
"Just there for leadfoot today, or close by...nice",
"Looks like New Chums? I discovered that beach, some time in the 80's, just by going for a walk around the rocks, and at the time I was the only person I knew who'd heard of it.\n\nI have never forgotten the feeling of sitting on the beach, in the shade of a pohutukawa hanging low over the sand, listening to the quite loud waves, and thinking it was the greatest beach in the country, made greater because I found it, by being curious.\n\nGosh, what a memory. Thanks for the post, even if this isn't that beach, thanks.",
"Check the embassy website of the country you want to emigrate to and see what requirements are for residency. Forget citizenship as residency usually gets you everything except retirement benefits if offered in that country. \n\n\nThen find a group or forum of expats in that country and learn how other people do it. \n\n\nSource: american living in Asia.\n\n\nGood luck!",
"Of course he does. He probably works for or owns one...why do think he's advertising tourism for NZ on reddit?",
"YES fellow Kiwi/Kea...\nLive in Nelson. Also amazingly beautiful, with really fast fibre. :D",
"On the internet noone knows you are a flax bush growing on top of a rock...",
"Shhhhh don't tell the world. Were losing our country fast enough as it is",
"man, i was there last april, and i was almost the only one. double rainbows on that beach, some of my best pics ever.\n\ni also unfortunately broke a swing at the far end of that beach, it couldn't support my weight :-/",
"Just avoid South Island. North Island has no sand flies that I've ever seen.",
"New Chum's beach - climbed up the bit with the rocks at the top. \nYou don't live hear, that's all council land in the background. You may live in Whangapoa. the bay right next to it, some people live there full time but its mostly holiday homes these days eh mate. \n\npretty good beach, pity its been so fucking busy since lonely planet listed it in there top 10 beaches in the world. ",
"Nah mate! we also follow around penguins. ",
"Lucky - pissing down all day on Waiheke",
"Nice - bit soupy on the hottest days. ",
"Hey mate - My dad lived in Jamaica for some time. He has told me his whole life that New Zealand needs Jamaican food. It basically doesn't exist here, but If you opened a restaurant i reckon you'd become a very wealthy man eh ",
"The internet is practically unusable here, so yeah, you probably would.",
"Heaps mate. That beach is New Chums. There's castle rock about 15 minute drive from there for instance, that is some mean dirt biking. ",
"Nothing. ",
"What part of the Coromandel Peninsula? I'm in Hawkes Bay now but haven't been there yet.",
"Depends how far north - go all the way up to far north, I've seen sections of land with views like this that close to the beach for as low as $80,000 NZ in the last year (like 60k US). Mostly land will set you back 120 - 300k. the photo shown is south of Auckland by the way (sorta, south, then east, then back north again). ",
"Even better. ",
"He's lying. the beach shown has no houses on it. The photo is taken from the top of a rock you can climb up as you walk to the beach. Whangapoa is the closest town. YOu can only get to this beach by walking from there. \n\nEdit - also, if you wanna stay in Whangapoa in April, it would be cheap as chips. ",
"of that beach. None. ",
"It's actually quite expensive to simply apply for a visa...especially for residence. Essentially what you're applying for is not even residence initially...just applying to apply. Each step is increasingly more expensive. There are no guarantees in regards to the outcome of your application despite the mounting costs. \n\nCost of living isn't cheap either. The houses aren't insulated and it's quite cold in the winter. Electricity (odds are your house has electric heat) is absurdly expensive. Food is quite expensive and most of the quality food is simply exported. What do you pay per month in rent? Get ready to pay that much or more per week...to live in an old house with no insulation. \n\nEven if you're a white-collar professional, it's no guarantee you'll be granted a visa or even be able to afford to live any place you'll be obliged to live in order to practice your trade. \n\nhttps://www.immigration.govt.nz/new-zealand-visas\n\nThe rules may change before you finish reading. Refresh frequently to make sure you're up to date. ",
"Christchurch reporting in, we still just have rubble and that four seasons in day thing going for us",
"Holy hell I live in Auckland close to a mall speed's above 15mbps are a pipe dream ",
"Uhm - beaches around my house are like soup at the moment mate. ",
"Apparently if you spend top dollar for a fiber connection on Chorus' incredibly modern copper wire network...jpegs only take 10-20 minutes to appear...sometimes you can even send EMAIL. \n\nSo modern. ",
"This week has been stupid. Why is Christchurch like this. ",
"Dude - it is New Chum's. Good Memory. \n\nNice job finding it back in the 80s. The Lonley planet put it in there list of top 10 beaches in the world and now that place is always busy as. ",
"Plus its New Chums aka \"the secret beach\"",
"No clue but going from 34C to 18C in 12 hours is fucked",
"Lived in nz all my life shits expensive as fuck and the house I live in falls apart all the time.\n\nWho u I could move out but student life ftw\n\n\nEdit: house not boat. Autocorrect being autocorrect ",
"Beats US on median happiness, better education rates, longer life span, lower homelessness, lower poverty. \n\n",
"Then stop selling it to China lol.",
"1. Be a nurse. \n2. Book your flight.",
"Me selling it? I'm a kiwi, we can't afford property here",
"This dude shouldn't be down voted. \nWe've just had the hottest month on record and our oceans were 3 degrees higher than at this point than usually on this beach back in December. Many of us are extremely worried about the ecosystem as coral, krill and other sea life do not bread properly in these conditions, while other sea life, such as snapper, bread like crazy in the warmer water. ",
"Don't say that in r/newzealand...you'll get scolded for not having rich parents. ",
"Don't have significant amounts of coral like Australia does. subtropical, not tropical country. Still, yeah, some, off the coast up North. ",
"Have been. Is beautiful. Would live as a quadriplegic if that's what it took to leave the uk and live there.",
"LOL - you don't have to be rich to live in the Coromandel. what bullshit. median income is significantly less than Auckland. ",
"That road is Fucked up right now bro. check it. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11971166",
"Still is yup. Mind you, most of summer theres alot of people on the road who don't know how to drive it safely reaching those sorts of speeds so most people plop along at 40 behind some blody camper van eh. ",
"The photo is a lie. the beach pictured has no houses next to it. It is New Chum's beach... lots of beaches just as nice you can live at though. ",
"Dude, your geography *hates* you. Are you falling behind on your human sacrifices or something? ",
"I don't think you know a lot about New Zealand weather eh mate. ",
"so you just do that beach all day?",
"We literally don't have a single deadly thing native to the country or anything like that living here. \n\nNo snakes, no deadly spiders, no poisonous nothing, barely any sharks, nothing. \n\nNew Zealand split from the Pangaea that became the continents very early on, so we evolved birds to take the roles that reptiles and mammals would usually fill in an eco system... we got some cool fucking birds though. ",
"It's $3.30 one way to ride the bus. You think that's cheap?",
"He is lying. the picture is taken from a giant rock. there is no house behind him, beach is called new chums. closest house is 10 minute walk along the beach though. nice place to live. not that expensive. lots of places look like this in New Zealand. ",
"Oh hi, I'll be coming to visit the Coromandel on Monday. Currently in Rotarua.\n\nGot any recommended places for me? Looks like I'll mostly be West coast, Tairua to New Chums Beach but I do have a car to get to other spots.",
"We have had 2 fatal shark attacks in New Zealand since 2000.... get your facts straight. http://www.sharkattackdata.com/place/new_zealand\n",
"As what? Finish the sentence.",
"We have had 2 fatal shark attacks in New Zealand since 2000. ",
"same source also says that we have had 16 non fatal shark attacks since 2000. ",
"sucks to be you!!",
"Man that's a mess. The little Corolla I had for my trip 6 years ago couldn't take that route at the 80-90 km/h I did back then (much to my wife's horror - she was in the passenger seat and could see how close i was to the edge)\n\nHope they can fix it by the time I get over in December...",
"Built my base there once on The Island",
"Who said anything about wealth?",
"500k will buy you a small place down there with all you need...",
"INZ has to determine you have useful skills. It is very likely that even after you are granted a visa the rules will change. Depending on what type of visa you have, if it is a work visa it will be tied to (and contingent upon the whims of) your employer. Then you only have to hope that your employer is honest, doesn't mistreat you, and that you make it past the 90 day mark that makes it slightly more difficult to fire you if they find someone who can do you job for cheaper. It happens. You won't have a clear picture of how competitive your skills in your field are until you're already here. While some fields are experiencing actual shortages of labor, the global advertising for NZ is just meant to keep a steady stream of cheap foreign labor inbound to keep the cost of labor down...despite the best efforts to assure the public that isn't the case. \n\nYour skills have to meet the criteria for skills shortages as dictated by INZ. Then, you have make whatever grossly inflated wages some idiot benefactor of nepotism has decided is appropriate for your industry. To be clear, you can't change jobs or quit if you're under contract to work for a company that has sponsored your visa. ",
"I hate this envy...",
"Oh beg your pardon, your worship. What are you paying for a gigabit FTTP connection per month? What did it cost to install? How long is your contract? \n\nAlso, your ISP has very little to do with the fact that Chorus OWNS all the infrastructure that ISPs use to sell contracts for service. They continuously cut their budget for maintenance, repairs, and contractors who conduct the repairs. It would be more accurate to say that the contractors mainly just throw shit on your lawn, pretend to fix the problem, write it up as if they actually have fixed the problem (even if they haven't), and then drive off so that you have to log a half dozen subsequent faults to get slightly improved service for a short time following the complaint. Then it goes back to shit again. ",
"> building fibre lines to almost every urban household,\n\nSo, Auckland?\n\n> I still have a choice of 7+ competitive providers\n\nYep. Must be Auckland. Maybe Wellington too.\n\n> gigabit FTTP connection\n\nAre we still talking about New Zealand?",
"Shit, that’s probably it. ",
"Yeah. On a good day. Trouble is that those amazing twisties are actually what passes for a main intercity highway. So all the bloody traffic is squeezed onto them. \n\nI'm a motorcyclist, and fuck me, there were some idiots on two wheels with a deathwish on the road today. Picked a guy up off the road the other day after he slammed into the back of some tourists doin' nothing wrong with chest trauma and a bilateral pneumothorax, gasping for breath. That got interesting.\n\nThe twisties and normal traffic are a dangerous mix.",
"...as caviar-encrusted diamond fucks.",
"That beach, really, that *is* all there is to do.",
"The weather changes about 10 times day. It probably pissed down for 3 hours straight after that photo.\n\n",
"The cold water scared all the sharks back to AU. No worries there. ",
"IKR, beachfront property is just so cheap in EVERY country! /s",
"Probably the best real description of what's wrong I've seen thus far.\n\nAs perspective from a Kiwi that's been overseas, NZ is small and quiet. Want to raise family? It's great. It's safe (very safe), pretty and you can get much all you need.\n\nBut want an interesting life? You're out of luck. Many things are expensive, choice is limited in so many different things - groceries, retail goods, food is good but the entertainment for your romantic evening out....? High flying career in pretty much almost anything you care to mention? The market is small and limited. Yee Gods, entertainment is, well, nonexistent.\n\nOn the plus side, public healthcare is pretty much free for everyone and it's pretty good considering that it's \"free\". Internet that you're hearing so much about in other comments is good in the main centers where customer density is high - but go outside the main centers and you might quickly be relegated to 10GB monthly cap on a 1.5mbps satellite (can we talk about lag for a moment?) connection for about $90USD a month.\n\nBut still, despite all that, dont underestimate the peace of mind and satisfaction you'll get from \"safe\". The world is a shit place and not having to worry about corruption or significant violence is often underestimated. In that respect New Zealand is world class. Oh yeah, and because it's rugged and tough country in many places, fuck-all people live here to trash it, the scenery is really pretty.",
"Wow that IS cheap! Are you advertising the property on this thread? Which real estate company do you work for? \n\nLOL this guy's frame of reference.",
"omg, I never realised that was a kiwism.",
"Nah - this isn't a property. the dude is lying (notice how there are no houses in the picture and the only private land is that pine forest in the background) photo is taken from council land. Houses in Auckland are a different story though. 1.05M is the median house price in Aucks. ",
"Gigatown ftw",
"You at the festival? ",
"You still can't afford it.",
"Fella, you don't need to ride your horse into every comment and let people know he's lying. He's saying he lives at new chums. Not on the fucking rock in the photo.\n\nLet the bloke advertise our beautiful country and pull your head out.",
"Don't worry...soon an immigration consultant will appear on this thread and pm you with contact information for a free consultation. Probably telling you how affordable and easy moving to NZ is...and how your job skills are immediately required. They'll sort you out for a paltry 5k or so...maybe you can bring your spouse and kids too! ",
"No corruption in NZ. Guaranteed zero corruption. No oligrachy either. Everyone here has enough to eat and absolutely everyone is treated with an exceptional amount of fairness and integrity.",
"The average house price in Auckland was $1.1m the last I checked, don’t even talk to me about expensive...",
"L&P! :D",
"You are a student who lives on a boat? What's life like on the water?",
"From googling it looks like a gigabit connection (with free installation/router on a 24 month contract) is around NZ $115 (~$83 US dollars) \n\nAlso you seem to be continuously ignoring the fact that Chorus is government regulated - and are not the only ones building the fibre network, contracts were awarded to a handful of companies around the country. \n\nNot to say at all that everything is run perfectly and yes installations can be very half-assed and yes there are problems with fault repairs being done. \n\nBut Chorus is not a monopoly like Comcast. Completely different thing and a hell of a lot better",
"But how much do you pay for games?",
"I'll do whatever to come visit you.",
"Ah....the one day a year it's not raining or ridiculously windy.",
"Okay my autocorrect sucks. I wrote house...\n\nI mean living on a boat would be cool",
"Meh. Also live in NZ. Average day.",
"Gale force winds destroying my conservatory was nice.",
"Wait but on 90% percent of the days it's rainy and miserable right?",
"His grammar is beached as bro. Don't even ask about his ghost chips.\n",
"> no deadly spiders\n\nWanaka would like a word, we get redbacks.",
"Far cry on ultra settings",
"Thaaaat's not entirely true though. Source: Wife was a teacher at decile 1 school. Had multiple students who didn't eat some days.",
"Just hit em. Or give them a cuddle. They'll fuck off straight away.\n",
"Stop telling people how awesome New Zealand is, I don't want to share it with them.",
"looks ok i guess",
"Yea, dont we have like the highest child poverty rate in the western world or some shit?",
"Cows are deadly when u hit them with your car",
"Awe come on now that's not fair. They're just rampling! (random sampling) They don't mean any harm. It's just that humans are squishy and they have mouth blenders. ",
"You know what's up.",
"I have 3 mbps Internet. This hurts.",
"Can I come visit? I'll bring whatever you want from America.",
"kallis kuin",
"I don't think anyone lives ON new chums, since it's only accessible by foot and water... I've certainly spent a trippy night or 2 there....",
"You living my dream. ",
"Not sure I agree with you about things to do. I'm taking my sons to the Skope Classic tomorrow. We were at the kite day a couple of weeks ago. I'm taking my daughters out to ride horses next week. Tomorrow night we continue our family Dungeons and Dragons quest, with my 5 year old dominating the game with her level 3 fighter \"Smash Strongfighter.\" Just depends on what you consider entertainment.",
"I call it island tax, we pay more because we live on a pair of small islands ",
"Be under 30, it’s easy. My working holiday visa was free, all I needed to buy was my flight (2013). Unsure if it’s changed since then. \n\nI’ve immigrated to NZ & UK and NZ was an absolute piece of cake compared to the UK. ",
"Does NZ need any software engineers?",
"too much",
"The hell you on about ? I live in Auckland and I have 1000mbps",
"I’m coming NZ in March and you have convinced me to visit here. ",
"How's the ping? Always wondered how online gaming is in oceania. ",
"I don’t know you but I think I don’t like you very much: I live up north in Canada, full of snow... I am freezing and now I am jealous.",
"any free jobs there so i can immediately move out of europe? :^)",
"because he's a kiwi.\n\nwe know we live in the best country in the world and we're not afraid to show it off.",
"...and in the Central Plateau of the North Island.",
"Too late mate ",
"[Check it out for yourself](http://www.homes.co.nz)",
"14 communities on the Coromandel peninsula are part of the ultrafast broadband build. All fibre connections will support gigabit speeds (or close to it) by the time the rollout is complete.\n\nAnything else?",
"Lucky bastard",
"Is the water not toooo green? ",
"Getting an FTTP install in New Zealand is free.\n\nI have a 24 month contract at NZ$89.50 per month for unlimited gigabit fibre. This plan is available across the Chorus network.\n\nSignificantly cheaper plans are available for lower speeds of 30, 100 or 200Mbps. My provider is not allowed to raise the price for the life of the contract.\n\nCrown Fibre Holdings, i.e. the government, owns the infrastructure. Chorus won the tender to build and operate the majority of the network but if they fuck up, they're out\n\nSounds a lot better than Comcast mate.",
"dude - no one lives at New Chums. There are no houses. it is council land. He might live at whangapoa, the closest bay where you could live. ",
"nah, live here. ",
"Oh yeah? Well..... i bet it's full of dinosaurs so checkmate😄",
"I want to go to there. ",
"That’s a dope house though ",
"Why you bored then , go fishing ",
"Fish, most likely.",
"Hey, New Zealand[...](http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/James-Blunt-Youre-Beautiful-Gif.gif)",
"The wife, kids and I spent a couple of weeks here before heading south. 10/10 would love to come back :)",
"Pulled up real estate listing in the area. Prices are insane. What do new Zealander do for a living?",
"Greetings! Your home is beautiful! I didn't know fish could type or even had access to the internet but DAMN impressive on both accounts!",
"Where TF is that? That's a nice cabin in the woods",
"Ah. Remember the drive into coromandel in 2000. The road had quite a few wrecks rusting down the side of the slope. Had surprisingly tasty laksa in one of the restaurants in coromandel town. :)",
"One of my best friends is going to live in NZ for a year, later this year. I sent him this pic and location and asked that he get a pic of himself there.",
"What kind if jobs are down there?",
"Can you show us a picture of what it looks like in the winter?",
"How can i live there <, <",
"Just another karma whoring post, move along folks",
"Everybody says they live in the best country of the world before coming to italy",
"Best oysters of the Rocks ever there.. And been lip.. Nom nom nom. Can't wait to go back. ",
"heaps expensive",
"Fuck you OP... \nBeautiful home... Jealous!",
"You can buy land reasonably cheap there and have a fairly good lifestyle. Its just difficult finding a source of income in that area that's sustainable. We live 2.5 hours away in Auckland and once I get a job where I can work from home, I will be looking at the Tapu area",
"fserve get xxx",
"sok mate, the rest of the world is right there with ya. here in canada we've been swinging between +15c to -15c daily. -35c and +15c in the same week confuses me. world is broken.",
"The coromandel is a reasonably sized area. I would recommend you come in our Summer- late November to mid March. The coromandel area is technically a rain forest and gets its fair share of rain. I dont know much about the tour companies there or how it works. But my understanding of my frequent visits is- self touring. Start in Thames and you drive around the coast, check out places like- Cathedral Cove, Square Kauri, hot water beach, New chums beach and all the other cool beaches there. Go for a few treks ie pinnacles. The restaurants and cafes are quite quirky and cool, I feel the place is quite \"hippy\" and very welcoming. ",
"On a hot day I'd argue it can be very tropical. Iv been sun burnt in the coromandel in less than 15 minutes, it can get around 28 degrees as well. Sun burn far worse than when I went to Fiji. ",
"Is it worth it with all the earthquakes.",
"I have cousins that live in Nelson!\n\nSorry, I was just suddenly excited for a minute.",
"Permanent vacation",
"Red snapper",
"Is the Coromandel still granola af? When I backpacked through there in 2000 a lot of the locals were pretty crunchy...",
"Didn't realise that was the problem! Better start sorting that shit out soon! Do you recommend decapitation, or just the old school Aztec 'heart pulled out of the chest' technique?",
"First of all, you not live here. because No one lives here, new chums beach is government owned land. Notice how there are no houses along the beach or up the hills whatsoever in the picture. \n\nSecondly you never even took this photo. here is a copy of it, from a magazine, from 2015. https://media.cntraveler.com/photos/5681b5d2c2ebbef23e7db7c8/master/w_775,c_limit/NZ-Best-Beaches-Chums-Bay.jpg\n",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHR3uEOkkSo\n\nHer.",
"Oh I'm sorry. Maybe I haven't spent enough time there. Because seriously, looking at the peak water temps in Feb and March I think our ideas of warm water are quite different. Do you by any chance like cold soup? :P",
"Haha I don't think that's a good metric for 'tropical-ness'. I've been sunburnt in-30C weather! ",
"Hahaha fair point. I did consider that after I wrote it!",
"Plenty of places that look like this are cheap to live in. \n\nOf course, hardly anyone is actually serious when they say that. \n\n“What do you mean I can’t order from Amazon or play Call of Duty?!?”",
"How does it feel to be hated by a stranger?",
"We use it in UK too!",
"Probably not playing dungeons and dragons but the other things sound great.",
"I don't do either, so that wouldn't bother me. Although, I might set up a live cam aiming at the waters, and let my friends be jealous.",
"Yeah it's -28℃ today in Canada, I could use a long vacation.",
"Umm not sure if this place is real... r/mapswithoutnewzeland ",
"WoW!!!!\nI have a mission!\n",
"Also known as the place with the best oysters! Coromandels are the jam! ",
"The Lord of the Rings was full of shit man!",
"Guess I need a /s :). I would love to visit there.",
"I'll ask my dad for a 'small loan' of $500k. ",
"Yes, that's the trick. What about the ferry?",
"Only if you're on fiber.",
"Between them and my ISP...it's hard to tell who's more fucked up. Again...I would have to assert that if you're spending nearly $100 a month on internet...you've got advantages many people living NZ do not have. To the average person (although clearly not the average person on r/newzealand)...that's expensive.\n\nIf fiber isn't available (or in your budget) they will still sell you service on the copper network (which is what many people outside of Auckland have) and it goes completely fucked when it rains...which tells you as much as you need to know about how they maintain the infrastructure. The uninsulated hovel we're renting is adjacent a house that was damaged a year or more ago by fire. Chorus did not repair the very obvious damage to the wiring or connection point at that time...nor did they even after I lodged FOUR faults...had contractors at the house...they saw what was wrong and drove off without fixing it FOUR BLOODY TIMES. So...yeah...I guess if you have the budget to pay top dollar for top service then the system seems quite modern and well managed...if you have a smaller budget and have to settle...you may as well draw the word \"modem\" on a shoe box and connect it to your PC with some twine.",
"U wot m8?",
"Wots dat?",
"What flavor are his ghost chips?",
"My experience is somewhat different to this working in hospitality sector. \n\nIt's actually pretty hard to legally fire someone in NZ unless they screw up big time. The 90 day thing did make this easier, but this is getting the heave ho now I think.\n\nOn the residency thing we've written 2 character reference letters to help people get residency. Both ended up being accepted as nz residents, One was a customer that owned a small business. The other works for us in a FOH role and is awesone!\n\nMaybe it's harder in other industries though?",
"I live in Auckland to I have 15mbps till fibre comes in 2019 so until then a lot of Auckland is still stuck with sub par internet",
"At last count, New Zealand as a whole had more than 14 communities and towns or cities.\n\nNew Zealand has a small population and outside the main urban areas the population is relatively sparse and distributed widely, which likely makes it difficult and rarely cost effective to put fibre everywhere. \n\nIt's fantastic for those that can get it, but don't kid yourself that it's widely available. But I suppose if it addresses the larger proportion the population its acheived it's purpose.",
"No like really... how's it to live there? You are ecstatic/at peace as soon as you wake up in the morning? ",
"Kelowna BC, Canada, about 20 minutes from Big White Ski Resort. \n\n",
"that's ok with me, I really want to learn more about it and if I have to learn about it thorugh advertisements I'm ok with it. ",
"Yes, you're right. If you're into outdoor pursuits then New Zealand is great. I'd argue that Arts, Culture, the theatre and more urbane and urban pursuits are lacking. It gets pretty quiet in New Zealand after 6.00pm.\n\nI suppose that you make fun with whatever you have where-ever it is that you live. But if you're not into the outdoors and are into the indoors, then you're not going to find yourself spoilt for choice in New Zealand.",
"Check your reading comprehension skills, bud. 14 communities *on the Coromandel* are getting it. This whole thread is about the Coromandel. The Coromandel is a tiny part of New Zealand.\n\nA quick check of Wikipedia tells me that, by the time the ultra-fast fibre project being orchestrated by the government is complete in 2022, 87% of New Zealand's population will have access to FTTP. Most towns and cities already have it at least partially. Those that don't get it will have access to the subsidised Rural Broadband Initiative.\n\nIf you are from New Zealand, I'm disappointed at how little awareness you have of this massive and hugely positive public infrastructure project. If you're not, I suggest you do some reading on it before trying to argue about it.",
"I Looked up some videos on youtube, looks fantastic. I recently did an enduro training class with one of your local pros Chris Birch. He came to Canada and did some riding with us, what an awesome guy. Ever since I've been planning on going to NZ to explore. ",
"I have mixed feelings about that. From what I've seen of the social welfare system, and while certainly not perfect, there are no families that would find themselves without financial support if they needed it. \n\nEngaging with those families, supporting them, educating, and helping them to make good choices such as budgeting for groceries that allows the children to have good food in school lunches is another story. \n\nBut it's rarely due to poverty and not having enough to eat in the sense that no money or support is available to the family.",
"And if you're not, you're either getting it by 2022, or you're out in the wops so you'll be getting subsidised high speed wireless through the rural broadband initiative.",
"I'd get my pitchfork; but it's just too damn pretty....",
"Yeah, it's cheap but the guy is basically talking about Northland which is just about the most economically depressed part of New Zealand. \n\nYou know the sort of scenery - kids with scabs playing in dirt with stick, one old beat-up car parked at a funny angle on the otherwise deserted street, lame dog lying in the sun, banjos playing gently....",
"Marry me?",
":( Visited NZ in Nov 2010 including Auckland and Christchurch and backcountry on the South Island. Loved Christchurch, a really wonderful area, I hated to hear about the earthquakes. ",
"I think it's interesting that you say it's hard to have an interesting life in NZ. I do get what you mean. Coming from Toronto, when we first got to Auckland (we'd never been to NZ before emigrating), we we're sort of \"that's it?!\" The city felt small, and everything closed up very early in the evening.\n\nThat said, I think you find enjoyment in other areas. There is obviously a ton to do and see outdoors. Being from an urban city, places like Karekare or Piha are amazing (to me). I've actually come to like that relative lack of consumer focused culture here in NZ. We visited Toronto last year and it was a bit overwhelming just how much people just go to the mall and shop, and how much emphasis was put on what brands you had on or how new your car was.\n\nI guess it depends on where you are in life, and just the type of things you enjoy doing. I sometimes do miss all the options of the old country but I 100% agree that I wouldn't give up the feeling of being safe that we have here in NZ.",
"Some sections are now 110",
"I have an average ping of 48 in christchurch if that helps\n",
"Can confirm. Depending on the building you live in (multi unit dwellings etc.) it can take a long time to get consent from all the landlords of each unit for the guys to come in and install the fibre, even if the rest of your street is already hooked up.",
"When I first learned to drive the unofficial test for if you were a decent driver or not was \"Can you drive the Thames coast and Karangahake gorge without braking\". If you could do that, you were a decent driver",
"What Im saying is you dont need to be rich. Auckland house prices are far far worse. ",
"Why are you telling the world this?",
"Did you know our local chocolate maker makes L&P white chocolate? It’s delicious",
"Quick! someone build a hotel there so other people can enjoy the view. Of course then we'll need to put up roads and a massive dock to get there. And lets not forget the gas stations and stores for tourists...",
"I'd love your subtropical climate, though. A typical summer day here in Sweden is only 25°C or so. And it rains several days per month here in summer.",
"What a beautiful location! \nCan't say I'm not a bit jealous! ;) \nBeing a landscape illustrator, living in a place like this would be a dream come true! ",
"\"Expensive as\" in Finnish. Well at least according to Google translate. You said finish the sentence, just my poor attempt at humor.",
"Well your the best country for about 1700km in any direction. I'll give you that much.",
"Travel destination #1",
"How's the price of local food? I imagine seafood is plentiful, but local vegetables/livestock? Also, are there hospitals/need for respiratory therapists? ",
"That's awesome, if any major game servers existed in Chch ... ",
"60-200 depending on the server, I'm on 1 Gb fiber.\n\nObviously much better for local servers, this is the range for US, EU. Oceania and Asia tend to be reliably sub 100.",
"yes, lots of good oysters, yum! :) \n",
"it is very real",
"oh right",
"the earthquakes have been in the south island, rarely get one in coromandel ",
"im not sure what you mean about the fish? ",
"Great. Thanks for the link. ",
"I found some useless information [here](http://www.djtech.net/humor/useless_facts.htm)",
"It went from 35 to 12 in Dunedin when the storm blew through. WTFs all around.",
"Nah...it's a suburb of Auckland tho.",
"Usually around $100 for a AAA title. :/ ",
"Do you like fucking sheep? If so, we have plenty of sheep fuckin jobs. Pay is low but its all-you-can-fuck. It's like a woolly buffet for your ding dong. ",
"There are ways to screw with people if you're keen to manufacture reasons to fire them...and even if they catch on...it's not a claim that's easy to prove. Ask any chef if they have any indirect ways to break a person they wanna shitcan...I bet they'd go in for a good two hours about how they've done it or how they've seen it done.",
"Hm. Yeah you still win. Haha. ",
"Bad bot",
"Sounds a lot like constructive dismissal. Which is illegal. Not saying it isn't done of course... Just that if anyone does act in that manner they could be in for a big fine. \n\nYour original post made it sounds like it's super easy to legally fire someone in NZ. Which isn't the case. What you talk about in your reply - messing with someone until they quit - could happen in any industry, anywhere.",
"It's not easy to do or have done to you...it's just hard to prove. Unfortunately, because INZ has decided that it's wise to tie work visas to employers...that actually opens immigrants up to a wide variety of abuses that could otherwise by avoided by not granting employers so much power over individuals. Furthermore, if someone quits because they've been abused or mistreated, they simply lose their visa because it's tied to that employer. \n\nUnless their goal is to make it as unappealing as possible to hire migrants and as unappealing as possible to be a migrant worker...they really need to re-examine how the current policy is being implemented. ",
"Fine as long as you're not playing something that disconnects a lot anyways like Ark. ",
"Imagine how hard it is to keep his deck dry though.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBSk_jHQg18",
"If you are happy with food which is mass produced (usually in Australia), and distributed through national chain stores, the prices are only slightly higher than comparable food prices in the US. Organic and farm-to-table foods are likely to be much more expensive, especially for high-value export goods, such as meat, dairy (cheaper in the US thanks to govt subsidies), and produce. Most fresh foods are lower quality in NZ, as the best of it is shipped overseas for high margins. NZ Lamb is cheaper and better quality at Whole Foods or Waitrose (UK), than in NZ. Seafood, though different than in the US, is plentiful and not costly. \n\nThe biggest contributor to low cost of living overall is the low cost of housing and healthcare. These take up less as a percentage of your income than in most US locales. I paid $495NZD per week for a spectacular townhouse apartment in Wellington, just 3KM (1.86 miles) from the city centre. I also rented a lovely beach house with incredible views of Kapiti Island for only $450NZD per week. That works out to be only about $1125USD per month for a place right on the beach. It was a 50 minute train ride into work, but worth it. So, it really balances out. \n\nMy problem with being there was that I also had a mortgage in California. The rental income didn’t cover the monthly, so I was buying USD with NZD. Fluctuations in the currency and a general downward trend made remaining in NZ and keeping my house in Monterey, CA impossible. You won’t likely have those entanglements. \n\nIf you’re serious about NZ, the process of emigrating is fairly straightforward. There is a general shortage of trained medical professionals, so you’re likely to have preference for a visa. You can check your score [here](http://skillshortages.immigration.govt.nz/). I qualified for a 5-year work visa and was immediately offered a conversion to a resident visa on the path to citizenship track. I knew I wasn’t staying, so I declined, but they’re extremely welcoming. They love skilled migrants. ",
"I worked in the UK under sponsorship. Was also tied to the company I worked with. Fortunately a great company. \n\nSo while I accept this isn't necessarily ideal, it's hardly unique to NZ. Perhaps it's the same every place? Not saying we shouldn't change it btw... probably we should. Just that it doesn't set NZ apart as having poicies that are any worse than other countries with regards to work visas. \n",
"Yeah bro but island tax applies to bloody everything you could possibly hand over cash for...",
"Here's the catch(es): \n\nhttps://www.immigration.govt.nz/new-zealand-visas/apply-for-a-visa",
"How tha fuck would any youse know? Most of ya never been anywhere else lol. ",
"Kiwi summer doesn't get very humid. It's actually quite nice. The nice days aren't continuous...we'll get two days of sunshine and heat...followed by a whole day of it raining down buckets followed by a day of overcast weather. None of it lasts long enough to tire of it though. ",
"Bring Funyuns. Lots of Funyuns. And Gilette razors. They cost a mint here. ",
"https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=jamaican+food+nz&oq=jamaican+food+nz&aqs=chrome..69i57.9007j0j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8",
"Fuck me with a stick, that's new Chums Beach! I've been there, it's like paradise..",
"No but if you search twitter for \"foofighters rainbow\" you'll find a t least one pic of the rainbow (some show a double rainbow) that showed up during their concert. It was raining heavily and yet many fans still attended. From some perspectives it looked like the rainbow ended at the stage. ",
"Well spotted!",
"Damn it, there's always a catch..."
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"Yeah I'm curious too. Great for these guys but it took 40 years? Is the process really that tedious? ",
"Where are they from?",
"No. The hardest part is getting your legal status and getting a green card. Once you're there, it's just fulfilling whatever requirements are needed to be eligible for the exam. And they aren't terrible.\n\nLive in the US x amount of years, learn the language well enough to pass a written test, pass a civics test, and get your fingerprints done. ",
"Finally. ",
"I mean congrats but that's some shit content for /r/pics",
"She looks thrilled...",
"Congratulations! ",
"Honestly WHO CARES",
"Good call considering",
"OMFG, they're adorable! \n\n\n\nTell them some rando said Congrats! ",
"There are also international tax implications if you ever leave to another country.",
"How long did they live here illegally? ",
"are they russian? did they get suddenly get a letter offering to excellerate the process out of nowhere and then got their certificate the same month?\n\nits putins plan comming to fruition. ",
"I will, thank you",
"They felt it wasn’t necessary for the amount of money they cost, and thank you.",
"They’re originally from Guadalajara in Mexico",
"Coolness. Thanks. ",
"She’s not a big fan of having her picture taken",
"Yeah, that shit ain't cheap. It cost my mother several hundred",
"they look thrilled!",
"Congratulations!!!! Welcome! ",
"Thank you, I’ll make sure to tell them",
"With all of these similar photos, can we get a wall there at immigration that looks somewhat happy or American other then beige walls ",
"What took them so long? hmmmm",
"This is what people have a problem with. Like, I'm happy for them, but 40 years? ",
"40 years it would seem ",
"Welcome? Theyve been here 40 years. ",
"Welcome? They've been here 40 years ",
"Yeah but now they can vote! Have them register immediately!!!",
"This is what people have a problem with. Under no circumstances should it be cool to live in another country for 40 years without becoming a citizen. ",
"Nice opinion but that's some shit comment for /r/pics ",
"Got in just under the wire.",
"Congrats!!",
"Yes but at least they did it. And they probably started the process years ago. ",
"The process doesn't take anywhere near 40 years and OP said they just didn't feel it was worth spending the money on when they were asked what took them so long. ",
"Still. If it were my grandparents we’d be going to the cheesecake factory for overpriced American food and drinks. ",
"For a quick second I thought your grandpa was Joe Arpaio. I apologize for thinking this",
"Thank you!",
"‘You’re welcome’ has two meanings. I send both to you.",
"It is currently over $700",
"Why?",
"I forgive you",
"You are very kind, thank you",
"As a libertarian and member of MENSA, I don't know how I feel about this.",
"took you long enough, =P but really grats to them both.",
"Congratulations! The day that I became a U.S. Citizen, was by far the happiest day of my life. \nYou can walk with your heads up and proud now. ",
"Thank you",
"Thank you, I will pass on the kind words, and congratulations to you too, better late than never",
"My condolences. ",
"I’m thrilled for your family.",
"Canadian here. Can you explain why Americans have a problem with it? I honestly don’t understand. I assume that people who are here legally would still be paying taxes, working and contributing to the economy, and otherwise participating in their community. Why does is make a difference if they do, or do not, become citizens if they are okay without the benefits of being a citizen?\n\nMy father has been in Canada since he was 15, he’s in his 60’s now and is still technically a British citizen. He pays taxes, contributes to the Canadian Pension Plan, etc. As far as I know he just can’t vote, run for office, or get certain jobs (government, military, etc)\n\nMaybe ELI5?",
"Thank you",
"better to do before Trump finds reasons to cast everyone out",
"Welcome! :)\n",
"*cringe*",
"Thank you ",
"Now why did that get down-voted? I’m legitimately curious about this.\n\nDoes America not have a Permanent Residence status? People who are legally allowed to be there but are not citizens? I thought that’s what the green card thing is.",
"Mexican Donald Rumsfeld on the right",
"Felicitations ",
"Okay, I'll bite. Why is that a 'problem'? Seriously? What are they taking away from you or I by not taking a little citizenship test and getting a piece of paper, exactly?",
"> Can you explain why Americans have a problem with it?\n\nNot all Americans. He doesn't speak for all americans. A lot of us couldn't care less. ",
"Because of the implication (apparently, I don't care but some people really seem to)",
"/r/iamveryfreeandsmarttoo",
"I think it’s because they get butt hurt when people don’t want to become citizens sooner. \n\nGuaranteed that these two where like fuck better get citizenship before ole trumpy deports them and get stuck behind a wall. ",
"They had green cards which means they were working and paying taxes just like citizens, what’s the problem? ",
"I saw came to the comments to figure out why that guy looked familiar",
"What difference does it make to your life? Or the economy? Or the country as a whole? They've been here legally for 40 years and now they can vote. Wow what a thing to have a problem with /s",
"Very cool! Why didn't they do it earlier? I honestly don't know anything about the process. Is it a money thing? Does the process really take that long?",
"Many people here have been conditioned to believe that being here whilst not being a citizen is a very heinous crime, especially for brown people, that deserves nothing but contempt. They don't even care if they are legal non-citizens.",
"Your Mom looks like she regrets it already \n\nEdit: well shit I meant for this to be a new comment.. wow ",
"You sound so fucking stupid.",
"Damn....I knew that bad hombre looked familiar. Good call",
"you guys cant take a joke. russians do not want to become american citizens. lets keep up people. ",
"It just wasn’t a good joke, let’s keep up here people.",
"green card holders who have been here for decades are getting deported. It's kind of a bad situation. citizens don't get deported, and things are very tentative here for anyone who isn't a citizen.",
"Glad I didn’t have to say it. :)",
"No",
"People are bent out of shape over illegal immigration and unrestricted refugee admissions because of all the social welfare programs that have had to be created or expanded to include all of them. California alone spent $25.3 billion on illegal alien welfare benefits in 2013. One of the other reasons why people don’t like it is because it goes against the traditional view of immigration in this country where immigrants would assimilate into American society (while still maintaining small bits of their own culture), becoming a part of our melting pot. Today, foreigners expect to be able to bring their own culture and laws into this country and live as if they were still in their homeland. They don’t all learn English and they lobby and petition for Americans to change to accommodate them (i.e. halel food in taxpayer-funded school lunch programs). It goes against the very grain of what it means to be American by them choosing to maintain and give precedence to their former culture rather than embracing American society. If people want to maintain their food and clothing traditions, that’s fine, but they shouldn’t expect American citizens to have to bend to their wills. Lastly, the addition of millions of low income wage earners, especially in CA and the southern states has drastically limited the amount of available jobs for American minorities and teenagers.",
"Well it looks like your grandmother is a citizen and your grandad is just trying to become one by holding your grandmothers certificate. (What are these things called, because I'm sure certificate is not the proper word for these types of things)",
"Nice comment but that's some...... idk I got nothing. You both suck. ",
"It was a money thing",
"Don't green card holders have to pay all the taxes and so on just like a citizen though? As a green card holder you pay all the taxes and the only way you get to benefit from those taxes if you stay in the US for the rest of your life, if you leave you essentially paid for things and don't get anything in return.\n",
"Haha, but my grandpa is the one that was apparently distracted by something out of shot to the left",
"Ya think so?",
"Tapatíos!",
"excellerate?",
"Green card is the colloquial term for US Permanent Resident Status. It's not easy to get, but once you have it you can renew it indefinitely every 10 years as long as you haven't committed any felonies.",
"Took 40 years to save $700? Wtf have they been doing here? Where did their money go? 🤔",
"After 40 years..it's about time! ",
"That’s the look of “well, we waited in line for 40 years for this shit. You wanted a smile? You should have talked to me 20 years ago.” ",
"My paisanos I see. \nArriba las Chivas!",
"Yea, same with many undocumented immigrants who, contrary to belief, *cannot* receive benefits. Of course, facts don't matter to most of these people.",
"This is pretty funny, only because we all know the main reason they got it is because they got afraid of what could happen under Trump. Or maybe that's sad, I am not sure.",
"yes. im the worst speller. dislexia. ",
"Not brown and young enough otherwise it would be like 1000k upvotes already. ",
"Oh! Your grandpa isn't the guy with the red shirt. my bad. i thought the two people on the right were your grandparents.",
"American*",
"Hooray, and thank you!",
"Because otherwise they'd be deported? ",
"unless they were here illegally, but they've probably had green cards.",
"They had green cards",
"So sick of this chain migration that allows unlimited family members over. - Trump",
"looks more like Joe Arpaio to me",
"So they came in right after Reagan's amnesty? Make 10 million citizens, 10 million more come in illegally. That is why amnesty is a bad word with Republicans.",
"where would you deport a US citizen to? People with valid green cards who committed no crimes are being deported? show me",
"Hay incógnitas conocidas y desconocidas desconocidas.",
"Alright are these just going to the front page on a daily basis now?\n\nHundreds of people become citizens each day. Nothing to see here. This is what Facebook is for. \n",
"Congrats!",
"Why is grandma so confused?",
"Gettin that certificate before ICE gets you!",
"I don't have any sources for this, but if it were part of a travel ban action, I could see it happening. ",
"So they owe taxes for 40 years.",
"Like who?",
"Green card holders aren't illegal aliens. Do you people just pretend to misunderstand the point, do you deliberately do it so you can misconstrue the situation, or are you all just dumb?",
"They're called unlawful aliens. Since facts matter and all that.",
"Maybe they got it because they wanted to capitalize on available tax benefits not readily available to green card holders? They are also approaching retirement, if not already retired, so there are likely better benefits in that regard too. \n\nNot everything political is about Trump. ",
"FUCKING YES \n\nEvery one of these ‘I am now a citizen if X’ get shared between me and a friend and we always slay and get angry about how good memes are being ignored and shitposts like this get upvoted to heaven \n\nSMH",
"If you can't tell the difference between a British subject legally migrating to a British Domain with the British Monarch on the coin and someone just walking across a border, you're blind. My Dad did the same thing yours did a little later than he did in a different British Domain. Hell, my grandmother has grandfathered(pun, lol) pre-Australian citizenship British subject status because she was born in Australia before separate Australian citizenship even existed. British subjects were not really foreigners until the late 80s in most former British colonies, fast-tracked entry and privileges that other migrants didn't receive went both ways so it was almost as easy as moving between EU countries before the EU forced an end to this arrangement.",
"Illegals may pay some taxes but they're guaranteed to be paying less than others, given How much cash only wages they collect under the table. Furthermore why are they entitled to live here over someone who wants to go through the legal process?",
"Same thing goes if you move away from Australia after having lived and worked here for years, paying vastly higher taxes than the U.S. Your point?",
"Or maybe they have legitimate grievances and by calling them \"butt hurt\" you're admitting you haven't attempted to acknowledge their perspectives or you're simply too immature to understand where they're coming from. \nThe ironic part is the comment you replied to spelled it out for you, but somehow it still went over your head.",
"Looks like they regret it lmao",
"Flagrant disregard for the rule of law and not paying their share of taxes?\n\nWhy are they entitled to live here?",
"I guess the same reason Canada has a problem with it. Canada is notoriously hard to get into. You and I can't go to Mexico and live for 40 years without becoming a citizen. But it's racist when you turn it this way?",
"Because that's 40 years of not paying the same taxes, receiving benefits others deserve more because they do pay those taxes, taking the place of someone who actually wanted to be here legally etc. ",
"Just in time to steal social security from real 'muricans. /s",
"I was going to say it looked like Paul Sorvino. ",
"¿Por qué no las dos?",
"Americans do NOT have a problem with those who do it the correct way...those sneaking in the windows and hiding from responsibility are the issue. Congrats to these two American citizens!",
"how long did they took to get a PR ? ",
"40 years!!!? Why does it take sooo long? ",
"Permanent residents pay taxes",
"Just in time not to get ICE'd.",
"Congrats to you & your parents! It's a shame Trump wants to make this impossible by ending \"chain migration\".",
"Oh, you are just stupid. I see. \n\nYou can be here legally and not be a citizen. Have you really never heard of a green card? In fact you can't become a citizen if you aren't in the country legally. And being here legally means you are paying all the same taxes.\n\nHonestly, what is it like being so stupid yet so confident in your outrage?\n\n\n\n",
"I know wtf",
"Yawn. They still pay sales tax and many other taxes. I break the law when i smoke weed, speed, jaywalk.... you're a snowflake who needs a safe space. ",
"I don't get it? Where is it implied that they were in the US illegally?",
"I don't understand, where does it say there were in the US illegally?",
"do you understand what \"citizenship\" means?",
"why do you assume they were in the US illegally? Where is that implied?",
"well as a libertarian and member of mensa you would know that feelings are for the weak, or something.",
"Not all non immigrant visa holders are tax residents",
"They've been paying social security taxes the entire time they've been here",
"The only way you can live in the country for 40 years legally is with a green card.\n\nBut don't pretend you know what the fuck you are talking about. You thought they were here illegally which they weren't since they wouldn't be able to become citizens.\n\nJust admit you were wrong and move on. ",
"What part of /s do you not understand? Seriously. I tempted to believe you're a well meaning intelligent person but somedays I wonder.\n\n",
"I'm new to Reddit :'( please stop yelling at me",
"They were visa holders. OP said \"they didn't think it was worth spending the money to become citizens\". YOU can't go to Mexico for 40 years and continue to have a visa awarded to you without becoming naturalized for 40 years. US citizens can not stay abroad indefinitely. ",
"Do you not understand the difference between being a legal permanent resident and citizneship? To live in the country legally for 40 years they have to have a green card. It is that simple. How are you this stupid? They were here legally and were paying taxes. So everything you said was wrong and now rather than just admit it you try to change the subject. Typical. \n\n> US citizens can not stay abroad indefinitely.\n\nYes they can. You don't even understand the basics of your own countries immigration laws, don't pretend you know shit about those of other countries. ",
"I’m sorry?",
"You aren't going to enjoy your time here, sorry to say. ",
"Our country is not a family.",
"That's great and all but they weren't illegals, so what you just said is irrelevant. They were living in the US legally, they just never paid to do the citizenship thing. Hence my comment. How does it affect you?",
"My point is that by leaving the country they don't get the benefits they paid for, so people that are so crazy anti-immigrant should be happy about green card holders, but they are not meaning the immigrants mooching all the money isn't their true reason for being against them.",
"I don't think they were staying illegally. The wait time for citizenship (And even Permanent Residence in some cases) can be extremely long. The average American seems to have no idea about the intricacies in Immigration and many seem to just assume that acquiring citizenship is easy, and that those who aren't citizens are undocumented immigrants.",
"> Yes they can. You don't even understand the basics of your own countries immigration laws, don't pretend you know shit about those of other countries.\n\nPrecisely this - Some Americans seems to assume that acquiring citizenship is as simple as walking to the DMV and applying for a driver's permit. Many others don't seem to know that such a thing as a permanent resident status can exist. And some others don't seem to know about visas and such. ",
"I am answering the question as to why the question is getting down voted. Americans get butt hurt because why on earth would someone wait forty years to become a citizen of ‘the greatest nation in the world’. The sad truth IMO about this couple then is they are afraid of what might happen to them after forty years of hard work and establishing themselves under the current trump administration. ",
"It's like a really, really dysfunctional family.",
">As if that makes a difference\n\n- ICE",
"I’ve never heard of a 40 year travel/work visa.",
"Permanent residents have to reapply every 10 years ",
"They look like people who do not pay taxes.",
"SO many people in this thread seem to not understand how the citizenship process works. \n\nhttps://www.uscis.gov/us-citizenship/citizenship-through-naturalization/path-us-citizenship",
"Can't become a citizen without prior legal status, they've been paying taxes. \n\nhttps://www.uscis.gov/us-citizenship/citizenship-through-naturalization/path-us-citizenship",
"Welcome and I'm sorry. ",
"Fake news",
"Did... did you just \"fake news\" the United States Customs and Immigration Service?",
"Me...never.",
"Wow, this is some low-effort trolling. ",
"ah, \"mexicans\"",
"not a lawyer etc etc but how do green cards work?",
"It's all I got.",
"Absolutely! Thanks. "
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After 40 years of being in the United States, my grandparents are finally citizens of the United States :,)
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[
"I heard that about the Czechs, that they are rude and never smile.",
"Budweiser is waay better in Prague.",
"the slavs of lower Slobbovia. \n\n\"Lower Slobbovia is a term used in conversation to denote a place which is underdeveloped, socially backward, remote, impoverished or unenlightened\"\n\nHow are the rest rooms? filthy?",
"Also cheaper than water",
"Yeah, but not anymore after few shots of Becherovka :)",
"Haha lower Slobbovia, never heard that one before. Restrooms are way better than by Italian highwayas.",
"It threw me for a loop when I first saw Budvar posters with the same typography as the US stuff. I had to give it a try. \n\nTotally different beer that I could appreciate on my first slurp. Sure isn't a bland rice beer."
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Underground bar in Prague, where beer is great and waitresses are rude.
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[
"You need to put that on canvas!",
"That’s on cling wrap? Do you stretch it taut before you paint? ",
"It was the wax paper version of cling-wrap, not plastic Saran Wrap, so I just kind of stuck it to my sketched picture that was originally intended to be watercolor but I couldn't figure it out and painted on the cling-wrap with acrylic instead."
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Painted the Köln Cathedral on cling-wrap, put it on my fridge:)
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"700 60 year olds weighing in at over 250 each comin your way OP",
"Do you know what kind of ladies cause avalanches?",
"Giggity"
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Me too........
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[
"They still have heads, I am left unsatisfied.",
"That there is a cult.\n\nA yummy funny dummy lucky gummy cult",
"Plot twist: They're sugar free. ",
"then the stories that they cause are satisfying... \n\nto others",
"This make my OCD feel great ",
"That is much better after looking at the last post of the green snake with all the holes around it's mount.\n\nEdit: hahaha, I meant mouth.",
"I think I just lactated.",
"Yum",
"That single bear in the middle is about to be subject to the ultimate *bearkkake*. ",
"Groovy bears?",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"Barely satisfied",
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"accurate representation of the platinum mine incident",
"I just... I can't... I'm having trouble with the fact that they arranged the bears so nicely but chose not to colour co-ordinated them like in a colour wheel",
"The original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/64cwty/oc_gummy_bear_circle/",
"If you work for big gummy bear, it worked.",
"Except for the extra spacing between the bears at 5 o’clock.",
"I came in here looking to see if this was witenry. ",
"I've never had blue bears",
"They would be terrifying if they're those Haribo Sugar-free gummy bears",
"My Queen. Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck.",
"If you live in the US, try Albanese gummy bears. They have more flavors and are higher quality than any other gummies I've had",
"These are Albanese brand gummy bears and if you are eating any other gummy bear than these you have FUCKED UP!",
"these are Albanese 12 flavor bears, the light blue are watermelon flavor and the dark blue are raspberry. the other ten flavors are cherry, strawberry, lemon, mango, lime, green apple, pineapple, grape, orange and pink grapefruit. they are quite good.",
"[Better?](http://aard.fi/public/army.jpeg)",
"They kind of are, each individual ring seems to go through the colors as in a color wheel, but across the whole thing it's kind of a mess.",
"Who hurt you?",
"I just like my gummy bears neatly lined up in parade formation. Nothing wrong with that.\n\nThe real problems here are:\n\nThey're haribo bears, in a haribo bear box. And as you can see on the picture, they don't fit properly. So somebody at haribo thought it's acceptable to design a bear storage box which is not in the aspect ratio of one of their bears.\n\nAlso, the colour distribution is way off. I don't even get a full line of green ones, but more than two lines of reds?!"
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These Bears Are Satisfying.
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[
"Love ancient Egypt. What an amazing culture. ",
"I took a pill in the Giza, to show the Khufu I was cool. \nWhen I finally got sober, felt a million years older, \nBut eff it, I was a mummy too. ",
"PRAISE THE SUN!",
"This is a beautiful picture",
"Lol, now turn around and take a picture.\n\nIt is scary how close the city comes to the Pyramids. \n",
"this, again?",
"Now imagine that 5000 years ago and pyramid covered in shiny white granite.",
"yeah, but where's the Pizza Hut?",
"He’s probably standing on a Pizza Hut to take the picture lmao",
"And this pic would have been taken on a boat in the nile rather than on a building lol. ",
"\\\\[T]/",
"KFC, for some reason Egyptians LOOOOOOVE them some KFC. \n",
"And paintings",
"Jaffa KREE!\n\n",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/nCHWXvw",
"/u/bardoskar, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\nRecent Repost\n \n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/bardoskar&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uwcwf/giza_egypt/?context=10\\))"
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Giza, Egypt.
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[
"I ordered a pack of coin batteries. Sent in a similar package. Such a waste.",
"The packing is not just for your item. The packages are taped by a machine on a conveyer belt. If the employee does not put enough ram-pak in the box, the tape machine can crush it, and potentially stop the entire line. ",
"Also the box size is because there are about 20 premade box sizes. They don't make a custom box for small items. So, since those are longer, the only premade box that was long enough was that one.",
"Where’s the nes console?",
"Next to the SNES! https://imgur.com/CHalCad",
"Nice collection",
"Thanks :D",
"Also, they decide on which boxes to use in order to fill transportation vehicles up completely, so the boxes don't shift around or fall."
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Packaging overkill much, Amazon? (Coke can for scale)
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[
"Look at all the people that passed by and just left him there. Smh",
"He had information on Hillary Clinton.",
"That kid/kids must read Calvin & Hobbes. The snowman bits were a favorite of mine when I was a kid."
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what happen to the snowman
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[
"We really need recreational here! Enough already...",
"Well that settles it... time to become a cannabis grower. ",
"Can I get high then make some nachos?",
"Can't make nachos there?",
"That’s gonna be one hell of a party",
"The American Dream is indeed alive!",
"Cannabis growers club and a Nacho making contest in the same venue? Well, that's just good marketing.",
"Getting medical is a good start. Nachos can cure so many things... like munchies from legal weed ",
"How does one win a nachos making contest? ",
"ALL HAPPENING TOGETHER?!?!?!?!",
"Good luck ",
"Which is why I want to get hired at 3M. ",
"Lets do it together. That's what friends do!",
"\"Super Bowl\" ",
"Weed and tacos?\n\nWhat a country ",
"Deal. I'll get high, you make the nachos",
"One can dream. ",
"Cannabis *and* Nachos? Sign me up!",
"Minnesota only has a legal medical use. I actually got to work on the Leaf Line in Cottage Grove. \n\nHopefully, in the near future, most states will have the full recreational use. ",
"I live here. Where is this? I want nachos.",
"Honestly my end game, and I don't even smoke. Got the property and funds, just need my state to legalize already.\n\nI'm in the south though, so I can't wait until my great-grandchildren fulfill it in my stead.\n\n*sigh*",
"ok",
"Only if you have a prescription.",
"Deal!",
"Wait a minute...",
"Jalapenos",
"That shit gunna be lit ",
"I have it on good authority, electing the right batch of people later this year can do wonders. ",
"Right?! We all have to do our part and make sure we vote this time!",
"That was 10 years ago ",
"That's one way to get a line at the door.",
" Salsa Verde",
"The real question is, how does one become a judge in a nachos making contest?",
"I want to go to there. ",
"How do you *not* win a nachos making contest?\n\nesp if you're blazed",
"So how do I apply to be a judge?",
"Brave New Workshop.",
"Being able to buy legal weed and not feel sketchy is amazing!",
"Indeed",
"Can i get an out of state nachos permit when i visit?",
"I volunteer as tribute!",
"You can grow high quality organic vegetables in the meantime. There are several businesses that do this in more culinary-inclined cities. You could sell certain high-end herbs and vegetables or even flowers for similar rates as high grade cannabis. It's just a bit harder to do the marketing for it from scratch.",
"I think downtown hennepin? Forgot the name of the place ",
"Not true. I have a medical card in Minnesota and they don’t give flower. They give concentrates. Full of THC. They give a liquid you can take or pens that have concentrate in them you can vape. You can request THC or CBD dominate. I was given a healthy mix. It’s just extremely expensive and a huge hassle if you don’t live in the cities. So I still buy flower and concentrates illegally unfortunately. ",
"Dude, I went to the wrong party tonight...",
"Across from Rock Bottom Brewery. Nachos are life. ",
"That’s the Brave New Workshop comedy theater...where I work.",
"By showing up to a nachos making contest high af",
"May the nachos be forever in your flavor!",
"For the first time ever i feel like I’m in the wrong state. Making Cali look childish",
"How do I get on the list for next year?",
"Same way as a chili contest, peruvian puff peppers. ",
"No. Don't just vote. \n\nShow up Tuesday. Go to your caucuses. They are the fundamental building block of democracy. Anybody who is anybody who rose through the ranks of the party structure started off at the precinct caucus. If you don't like the party you align with, go to your caucus and take it over. If you support your party, go the caucus and put your talents to use. ",
"I'd crash that in a second.",
"Hah! Good one. No seriously, where are we going?",
"I'm not sure how easy that will be. Here in Colorado we did have medical before Rec, so those people did have an edge. A lot of people came here thinking they could grow, or set up a shop, didn't work out for most of them. Still comes down to state and local licensing. I'd imagine new states, that aren't even legal yet, already have lots of companies from around the country working on them to make sure they will be the first in the door.",
"Hell yeah!",
"Why the fuck I wasn’t invited?",
"I wouldn't go downtown till Monday. The nachos probably aren't worth the hassle. Way too many people, I thought the cold was supposed to stop them from coming here in the winter.",
"The only sketchy part is its all cash only - thanks to the federal govt.",
"/r/trees",
"It'll be a bitch I'm sure, but I'm in the middle of absolute nowhere, so my idea is not to compete with them. The idea is just to sell to the lazy asses in my region who don't want to drive 50 miles to the nearest city.\n\nThis all relies on the government obviously, and hoping other farmers in the area keep their no marijuana stance lmao.",
"Funnily enough, I do! If I can get in the bud game though, that shit will downsize to personal use only.",
"Why the fuck wasnt i invited ",
"I mean, you could just do it. Likelihood of getting caught is pretty damn low.",
"Medical nachos?",
"r/superbowl\n\nI don't know what anything means anymore.",
"Think about just the cheese when making nachos. To much and it drowns out the chips to little and you are just eating chips. Do you put sour cream, olives, onions, avocado or jalpenos on it? If yes how much and what ratio? What spices do you use? What temp do you serve them? While not the most nutrisionists they can be hard to make",
"Caucuses for Governor are on Tuesday. We have 2 DFL candidates (sorry I only researched DFL candidates) supporting marijuana legalization, as in recreational use, according to their web-sites. Chris Coleman and Tina Liebling are those two candidates. In addition Rebecca Otto's website claims she supports expansion of the medical marijuana system and heavy decriminalization. The other candidates don't mention cannabis, or drug policy at all for that matter, on their websites. Get out on Tuesday and do your civic duty and then get out and vote in November. If we all do our part we could make this happen in the next few years.",
"Step 1: make nachos\n\nStep 2: congratulations, you have nachos. You win! ",
"When nachos are outlawed......",
"I would like to toke the \"Super Bowl\" plz",
"The future is now.",
"Also in Minneapolis, shelters in the security zone closed. Hundreds of homeless needing to find other alternatives in single digit temperatures. ",
"Before baking or after baking? Salsa and sour cream are best after the cooking process.\n\nWhat is the best order for toppings? Sour cream and salsa are best after heating, in my opinion. Jalapenos and onions need to be put on before heating, the flavor requires it.\n\n What is the best heat? Oven? BBQ? Fire pit? Microwave?\n\nIf oven, broil, bake, convection?? Multiple layers affect the heat conduction so you must cheese appropriately. Microwave simply vibrates the fat and moisture so it creates even melting but seems to potentially effect the texture of the chips.\n\nWhat kind of cheese? Monterey melts at a lower temp than medium cheddar. But wait, is cheddar heresy? It's delicious!\n\nOh shoot. Queso is soooo good.\n\nTHERE IS TOO MANY VARIABLES I CAN NOT CALCULATE THE BEST OPTION",
"First you attend the pot growers convention, next smoke a super bowl, and then all you gotta do is eat.",
"Are you saying any of the nachos you receive medically will have no THC in Minnesota?",
"Yeah, I just made my own. I'm treating downtown like a quarantine zone for the weekend.",
"Woof. Godspeed to you this weekend.",
"Better than freezing out on the Nicollet Mall dead drunk and listening to Hip Hop groups who would rather be anyplace else.",
"It's the licensing that's the issue. Colorado only gave out a certain amount of licenses for everything. I can't just start a marijuana farm here as easily as a potato farm, or open a dispensary like you would a liquor store. If you are really serious about it, you need to get in early. Be part of any campaign , try and make your name recognizable. \n\nEdit: It's definitely is easier here than it was, first year of rec, only like 10 license were given in Denver. My folks town now, with a population of less than 500, has 3 dispensaries. They are the closest town to a New Mexican highway though, so that helps out.",
"Well...it is a comedy club after all.\n\nI wouldn't run over there expecting weed and nachos.",
"Everyone wins when nobody loses.",
"They're all gathered in the skyway.",
"Nedical machos",
"You have to be a memeber of the cannabis growers club ",
"\"Nurse I need 30 cc's of nacho cheese STAT!\"",
"Username checks out. ",
"Step 1 Become member of the cannabis growers club.\n\nStep 2 ?\n\nStep 3 Nachos",
"right. WHen it gets legalized. Get a couple of friends together. Start growing. Open a dispensery.",
"Now those are some instructions I can follow. ",
"I feel like we're close. All of the serious DFL candidates for Governor are for legalizing it. Throw in what'll hopefully be a blue wave this year, and we could see it legalized in a few years. ",
"[**AUGH** I made gold again!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3usaGfn7r0w)",
"My life ain't right.",
"This",
"There are no winners or losers, just fat people. ",
"Now this is the private event I need in on.",
"Everyone's a winner in a nacho making contest.",
"step 2: Super BOWL",
"If you're making nachos at a Superbowl pot party, aren't you already winning?",
"May the Forks be with you",
"Substitute the tortilla chips for Doritos. ",
"No, noo, noooo meester gwoz nooo super bowl",
"Ive spent 12 hours cooking pork for 1 plate of nachos. So worth it",
"They spelled “nacho eating” wrong. ",
"Chris Coleman, Erin Murphy, Tina Liebling, Paul Thissen, and Tim Walz all support legalizing marijuana for recreational and not just medical use. I think Rebecca Otto is the only DFL candidate who doesn’t.\n\n[Source](http://m.startribune.com/dfl-candidates-for-governor-line-up-behind-marijuana-legalization/443082033/)",
"What did you do?",
"Fuck, can I still hitch-hike out there from Chicago in time!??!",
"I got y'all covered. I'll take care of the nachos.",
"that's nacho moon",
"https://youtu.be/QlI5zeUBTAI",
"Plenty of places in Washington take cards. Hell, there's a place in Seattle that takes Bitcoin",
"I really wanted to join into this discussion, but there are so many facets when making nachos I don't have the fortitude, it's too late and I'm too tired. Sorry, reddit. \n\nReal quickly, set a base of tortilla chips. Spread some guac, some Mexican cheese, spread some sour cream. Then add another layer on top (sour cream maybe, hot sauce). More guac, if you want get some ground beef, put it in between. Get some Chihuahua cheese, grill up some chorizo and throw that in there. More guac, more cheese of your choosing, bake that in the oven at 375F for about 15min. \n\nEDIT!!! See below! Same thing...\n\nAlso, put two tortillas together and put some mexican cheese in there, wrap in tin foil, bake for about 12min, at around 350 or 375, add some sour cream on the side. There you got your quesadillas. Cut it in 4 parts. You can stack more on top of each other but use a little bit of oil on top, spread it around so it's easier to peel them apart.\n\nButter or margarine will work too, just slab it on like you would jam on toast. \n\nOk bedtime, hope this helped. \n\nNext time maybe I'll tell you how to make the best grilled cheese with pumpernickel or even better with sausage roll/pork roll/bologna and pumpernickel, and sliced colby-jack cheese, MMMMMM!",
"I want to go to there ",
"Wait.... it's nacho turn",
"Far as I's concerned, same goes for chili contests. \nWell, everyone wins except your asshole.",
"Narc",
"I can pay with a card in Washington.",
"I hope you’re a bartender cause you would make an assload this weekend ",
"Pfffftttt.. let me get up in there bro. Please.",
"Hey nacho, me!",
"And Dave Matthews Band is playing there tomorrow. Coincidence? I think not. ",
"DON'T DO IT. IT'S A TRAP! ",
"You attend. ",
"Oh fuck yeah ",
"I had my first experience with that. Can confirm. Feels pretty great. It's so...normal. And relaxed.",
"OP get in there and enlighten us. The world needs this right now. I need this right now.",
"We need faster planes..",
"Its just a way to get ppl to make nachos, you know munchies.",
"The perfect storm.",
"\\#LegalizeRecreationalNachos",
"How can one lose a nacho making contest? ",
"At least go down to boo the eagles fans for me! (Florida based Viking)",
"for me it's cheese+1 meat+1-2 veggies max\n\ni like cheese+beef+onions+jalapenos \n\nor I make some fucking SEV PURI shoutout to the browns",
"I'd guess finishing, by the tone of the comment, nothing to do with the company itself.\n\nIf I had to guess what specifically? Either electrician or drywall dude. Not that I have anything to go off of haha",
"[oh](https://media1.tenor.com/images/a6b9c73e15399858ca2f4360d9908b98/tenor.gif?itemid=4920592)",
"have the best nachos.",
"HE'S STILL UNSTABLE! I NEED 2 KG'S OF GUACAMOLE! AND THE CHIPS THAT ARE SHAPED LIKE LITTLE BOWLS! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, THERE'S NO TIME!",
"I got stuck in Northern California once because of bubble hash. I understand having a contest to see who can make nachos. ",
"No, take me!!",
"Ah I see. I live near it and wish I could work for it.",
"Make the best nachos.",
"Pot heads with the munchies...sad",
"MN neeeeeeds to legalize. It just makes sense.",
"nacho problem ",
"Agreed",
"Someone is going to get sued.",
"My mom's nachos: \n\n1lb or 2 of ground turkey\nCan of chili beans (big 1 or 2)\nLarge jar of salsa (your choice she uses pace picante)\n1 block of Velveeta cheese.\nCook all of it, add everything in that order\nLet it simmer a bit\nLadle it onto tortillas\nGarnish w green onions, tomatoes, sour cream\n\nShe'd win.",
"Sounds like something Numbah One would say in Kids Next Door",
"I don't think we have caucus in Illinois.",
"where else would you find go to yourself some superb owls??",
"Go on...",
"What, no karma train? S Minneapolis checking in...!?",
"The bird is the word.",
"I'm nacho and it's nacho problem",
"My man!",
"Olives on nachos?? Are you mad man?",
"Not always. Showed up stoned to the Guinness record for largest serving of nachos, was apparently late, and just got to watch them fill bag after bag with trashed nachos. Was no bueno!",
"For years I have wondered “What is my calling in life?”\n\nNow I know\n\nPEOPLE!!!!\n\nHEAR MY CALL\n\nBRING ME YOUR NACHOS \n\nFOR I SHALL JUDGE THEM",
"My nachos are pretty great. Lets give it a go. ",
"Happy cake day! 10 years, jeez, don't you have anything to do",
"I'm mainly going on that the original post being about Minnesota.\n\nMinnesota political process happens to be one of my specialties. ",
" Even though you lost to them, you'd still rather have brady win again? ",
"Yes, lots, 1:2 ratio, none, cold toppings warm chipps.",
"Chips guac then cheese?? Haven't tried it but surely cheese straight after chips. ",
"I remember people saying this 25 years ago. I never even considered looking for the subreddit. ",
"Be the last person standing? Lol! ",
"Win the [Nacho Man](https://youtu.be/wOsWfzzvlkU?t=14s) contest",
"Well I was mainly speaking about how they apparently treated the fans. However sister lives in Boston, I was born in Jacksonville so it was a complicated playoffs this year ",
"Why name a brewery Rock Bottom? The name implies a customer who goes there is _______(insert here) ",
"I was a cook in a bar. I've made a lot of fucking nachos and let me tell you there's more to it than you think.",
"i wanna go, that seems like way too much fun to not go",
"Not fair in all cases. There's been numerous times I've obtained a massive order of carne asada nachos and passed out half way through. When you wake up to that horror only a fork will suffice. ",
"TIL \"Private Event\" = lengthy description of event posted on a marquee",
"You're the judge\n\nugh I'm not going to delete it, of course it was the top reply. I should read more and stop thinking I'm original",
"When the \"super bowl\" is in town LOL",
"You say \"pussy\" like it's a bad thing *::suspicious::*",
"If the nacho bowls ain't fuckin' enormous I ain't going.",
"Username checks out",
"I assume they get huge bowls of nachos, weigh them before they are savagely dug into, and then weigh them when times up, whatever lost the most weight wins.",
"Haha does anyone else sports ball??",
"Shit if any of yall are around Memphis i got the best BBQ Nachos in the whole world. Like prob the entire universe tbh. People drive miles for deez Bbq Nachos. Check the Yelp. Southern Pride BBQ Olive Branch.",
"Lol they're smoking the marijuana and getting high!\n\nLike Cheech and Chong did!",
"Yeah, I feel ya. Even if I wasn't ever going to smoke any of it, all the technical shit behind it is super interesting. ",
"It hasn't even been ten years since my county got liquor(09' maybe?), so even if the state said whatever do what you will, there's a good chance they'd still tell me to piss off.\n\nCan't stop me dreaming though!",
" ♪ Nacho Nacho man ♫ I've got to be, a Nacho man ♪ ♫ ♬",
"Is this the one Dak Prescott posted about on Twitter lol? Can't be that many nacho making contests...",
"I'm pretty sure everyone involved is a winner on some level.",
"I would love to partake in nachos made by cannabis growers. ",
"HappyAF?",
"Precisely ",
">The name implies a customer who goes there is _______\n\nA gay rock",
"My favorite way is mashing it all together in a zip lock bag or a bowl and then eating the delicious, evenly-distributed goodness with a spoon.\n\nGone are the days of having too many chips or dip because they are now paired in the most amazing way.\n\nHere to stay are the days of a perfect mix of crunch, sour cream, cheese, beans, and whatever else in \n\nevery.\n\nSingle.\n\nBite. ",
"I did see earlier today that Snoop Dogg is in town for the game so this makes sense.",
"The kerning on this [Owl](https://media.giphy.com/media/s68CylvQ9ioRa/giphy.gif) event is all wrong.",
"It's not the prettiest, that guac browns up a bit, but the avocado lube helps the cheese spread evenly. ",
"By joining the cannabis growers club.",
"Scalpel.\n\n...\n\n\nJalepeno.\n\n",
"1 lb. hamburger\n1 brick of Velveeta (Blanca)\n1 Jar of red salsa\n \nBrown the hamburger, dice the Velveeta, and mix all three ingredients in a pot until smooth. Add spices to taste, though it should be pretty good if you like the salsa you used.\n\nNext, cover a large serving plate with your tortilla chips. Pour the meat/cheese/salsa sauce over the chips.\n\nSprinkle chopped lettuce, chopped onions, and chopped black olives over everything.\n\nAdd dollops of sour cream here and there.\n\nServe with a bottle of Cholula, a cold glass of tonic water with lime, and a stack of napkins.",
"Bllllack hole sunnn",
"I have a feeling that super bowl event has nothing to do with football. Notice how it is in subtle quotation marks. Why am I not invited?",
"Naw sunn it is quite the time to be alive. My local dispensary in Las Vegas accepts debit card, albeit with a $3 fee. BUT - the ATM inside there shakes you down for a $4.50 fee, plus whatever fees your bank throws on to atm withdrawals. So, it’s the smart option, at least for me.\n\nthank you for reading about how I buy weed. let’s go raiders.",
"Use... the... for..",
"I mean, they're high so... you might get some really strange nachos.",
"We're all out of chips shaped like bowls, all we have are the Fritos shaped like jai alai cestas.",
"Deep in the meadow\n\nUnder the willow\n\nA bed of nachos\n\nA lay in soft green guac\n",
"No, take me instead!",
"I'm a fland of Flanders Nachos, thats Cucumber slices with cottage cheese now!",
"in a strip club",
"Or have a super bowl event two days early? ",
"Only a fucking mortal pleb doesnt finish his carne asada nachos. You bring shame to humanity. ",
"in a strip club",
"ugh, i want in legalized here too. i'm in utah, so you'll see it a couple centuries before me.",
"Not only were the licenses limited, but they only allowed medical shops to go rec at first. No new shops.",
"This place is just a couple blocks away from Gay 90's & another gay bar called The Saloon...\"assloads\" will already be made.",
"Everyone wins",
"Send Mark Dayton a ticket to this private event/club/event/contest.",
"How does one lose?\n",
"See how many nachos you can make in 60 seconds.",
"Noooooooooooo",
"r/beetlejuicing",
"I love America so much 🇺🇸 🦅 ",
"The cannabis club meets first then they get on with the nacho contest. That is a good night...",
"Get every that tries yours baked first ",
"Holy...just realized rock bottom is a national chain. ",
"To make queso or not?",
"Out of all the infused foods ive seen I dont know how they would do it with nachos except pouring distillate on it.\n\nDC has events like this, ive had medicated pizza, ice cream, cotton candy, pb&j and im sure im missing some ",
"Gotta do double cheese, cheese friggin everywhere! 2 rows of chips, cheese, guac, more cheese, more guac, top it off with cheese EVERYWHERE! \n\nYou wanna dip into that plate and pull up a bunch of cheese, with guac and hot sauce attached to it!",
" I literally just read that sign, walked a block, opened Reddit to this as the number one post. Wtf. Can you....see me? I'm waiting for my bus home from work.",
"I'll start handing out the stones.",
"Really gotta figure out how to attach a pic to this shit on mobile",
"that sounds like very terrible personal version of hell",
"Where do I sign up to sample the nachos?",
"...it’s a space station.",
"I desperately want to be there... pleeeeaaaase!!!",
"With the “secret ingredient”. 😉\n\nIn this case that would be weed. LSD would also be fun.",
"Best place in the world....",
"Well that was clever",
"After the judge had just enough weed from the cannabis grower summit ",
"I have no problem with brady winning and give hin his credit for every ring he earned. I dont like the patriots winning and fucking dispise every ring theyve ever won. Brady is still one of if not the nest QB to ever touch the ball. He deserves any rings he gets and im kind of excited ive got to watch his whole career. Ill talk about him when im a grandpa, while saying fuck the fucking patriots.",
"Won't you come?",
"This guy fucks 👆🏼",
"Yeah that's definitely not in the culture of the 3M campus. It's pretty uptight here.",
"And i told myself not to go out tonight .....that changed! Nachossssss",
"Nachos Agreed. ",
"There were a lot of things we couldn't do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.\n\nIt occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.\n\nI was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldn't match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.\n\nJust to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.\n\nWe listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: \"November Charlie 175, I'm showing you at ninety knots on the ground.\"\n\nNow the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the \" Houston Center voice.\" I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this country's space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didn't matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.\n\nJust moments after the Cessna's inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. \"I have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.\" Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. \"Center, Dusty 52 ground speed check\". Before Center could reply, I'm thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, ol' Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. He's the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: \"Dusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.\"\n\nAnd I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done - in mere seconds we'll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.\n\nSomewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: \"Los Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?\" There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. \"Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.\"\n\nI think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: \"Ah, Center, much thanks, we're showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.\"\n\nFor a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A.came back with, \"Roger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.\"\n\nIt all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine day's work. We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.\n\nFor just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest guys out there.\n\n",
"Yo, you wanna get crazy? Like, fuck where did all this cheese come from how am I supposed to eat this, crazy? Mix mozzarella into Velveeta. You can get fancy and make your own cheese sauce, but nachos aren't above canola cheese product. Melt in the mozzarella, pour that over your first layer, then melt on your cheddar jack. Cheese EVERYWHERE. Strings of cheesy goodness. ",
"Ayyye man, I work at Mercy. I always read what you guys have going on, literally while I'm working. Reddits a small world. Good luck to us both tomorrow.",
"In Minnesota, whoever wins, everyone loses",
"Know a Shannon? So do I.",
"Until you realize how much you’re paying in sales/excise taxes :/",
"*My diagnoses checks this username out.*In addition I will allow you to be a judge in the nacho making contest. On the singular condition that you do not let there be a repeat of the 67 [*starve in*](https://www.torontopubliclibrary.ca/detail.jsp?Entt=RDMDC-TSPA_0008375F&R=DC-TSPA_0008375F&searchPageType=vrl) that claimed nearly 3 *hungry hungry hippie* lives. Sweet sweet Lana and brave Bo Murray will always be remembered. ",
"Medical wings. ",
"We're losing him!",
"We're on the internets again!",
"Thats nacho bowl to judge!",
"Wow, didn’t even know that was there. I’m from CG. ",
"It’s fine. Just got back. Had some nice banter with New England and Philadelphia people and didn’t wait any extra to get into any place. That said, the places that normally have something like a $10 cover now have a $50 cover, but that’s not my thing anyway, and probably not yours either.",
"Also well oiled, oven stacked, corn tortilla quesadillas make me miss breakfast with the prep ladies at the shitty Cal-Mex I worked at in college. Nothing like eggs and rice with an oven warm quesadilla. ",
"Better question is, how do you LOSE a nacho making contest? Seems like everyone involved wins. ",
"Yeah except medical here is for such specific things. You can't even get it for diagnosed generalized anxiety disorder, insomnia, or rheumatoid arthritis. The fuck is that",
"THIS is where I wantt to be.",
"Won't you COME?",
"He isn't worthy of the stones. \n\nWe are putting his ass on a breaking wheel. ",
"As someone that has grown weed before its loses it charm when you realize its just farming. Also to get high quality shit its actually a good amount of work especially since you cant use pesticides like you can on food",
"Gold Jerry! Gold!",
"Everybody wins in a nacho making contest.",
"Whoa! WHOA! My friend! Velveeta is an entirely different animal. When you get into the realm of fake cheese you sink down into that rabbit hole you can't usually come out of!!\n\n**THAT** is a slippery slope my friend! It is a **delicious** slope but the users that are frequenting this subreddit need to know what they're getting into....\n\nBut I agree... \n\n....I'm going to take a minute and eat some mozzarella cheese string strips and process this. ",
"Gotta anticipate the nachos. ",
"The real question is how does one lose?",
"Why would they advertise the name of a private event?",
"Bitcoin for weed? My generation really is in control. ",
"My kind of event- wish there could be a chain like this called “Toke N’ Tacos”.",
"Wait guys, this looks like a trap.",
"I'm both very jealous and not jealous of you at the same time. Have fun in the cities! I'll be working in maple grove this weekend. :(",
"To make us all jelly here on Reddit.",
"It's nacho turn!!",
"I love my city ",
"Asking the real fucking questions right here!",
"The only way to not win is to not participate ",
"I want out. Norway. I'll work 9 hours every day. Fuck it. ",
"How do you have a \"super bowl event\" on a day that the super bowl isn't?",
"Everyone WINS! That’s the beauty of it!",
"Why not just 5 layer dip?",
"_nacho_ area of expertise, eh?\n\nhttps://youtu.be/FsoMzztzyNY?t=19",
"You let a bag do the chewing *for you*??",
"I think the winner usually makes nachos.",
"Rock Bottoms are chilis with breweries attached, and they treat their brewers like shit",
"[Use the Forks] (https://youtu.be/hiX9nbI56DI)",
"Nachos are great! Throw it in a blender and voilá, nachos goo. ",
"\"Super Bowl\" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"They don’t have to make the marquee so awesome",
"I PLATE YOU!",
"You volunteer to host a nacho making contest. You looking for a second judge?",
"This is my life in Colorado. The humor wears off, trust me. Also get used to certain areas of the city smelling like weed all the time. I wanted weed to be legal for as long as I can remember, but damn, please legalize it everywhere so people don’t only have to come to Colorado, I can’t afford to live here anymore!",
"This is a place called Brave New Workshop. It is a comedy show venue. The have shows such as Booty and the Beast, a Tinderella Story. ",
"Yes please",
"Yeah I’ve been once thinking it would be a cool new brewery. Beer was meh and food tasted like it was pulled out of a freezer and microwaved. Never again.",
"How could one lose?",
"You need to present this idea on shark tank. You'll make millions.",
"Where?? Im in Oly and its cash only everwhere",
"Do they serve nachos? ",
"As someone who is from Wisconsin.. Yes, please! Hopefully your success/results will have a positive effect on our politics situation!!",
"Get your hands in there, you pussy! ",
"Imgur is the answer\n",
"Get ready to deal with a cash only business constantly under threat of federal prosecution. Don’t get me wrong, there is money to be made, just be cautious and get in properly with your local regulations. I can’t tell you how many dispensaries have closed here in Colorado because people thought “oh shit I can sell weed legally, I’m gonna make bank.” make a brand and do it right, at this point it’s a business, not a drug deal. Another note, a common trend with legalization is that people can grow their own. What sets your product apart from what people can do themselves? Yes the convenience of a dispensary is nice but I can grow about 3lbs for what is pay for 2 oz in a dispensary. Be the Apple store of weed in your state if you want to be successful",
"Don't treat em like kids, when you commit to nachos, you commit to a grown ass snack. Were not making marshmallow sandwiches, were constructing cornchip towers with avocado and jalapeno balconies and dairy mortises. If you can't handle 3 quarts of liquid saturated fat, you're not ready for a full nacho commitment.\n\n>the realm of fake cheese\n\nWhoa now fella, Velveeta is as real as Hostess pies and Dolly Parton. Canola oil is just good greasy food lubricant, the folks at Hershey know that. Ain't nothing wrong with saving yourself the trouble of a nice brown roux. Besides, you can add goat cheese for flavor and lie to your snobbish friends...",
"bless up",
"Nacho nacho man,I wanna be a nacho man ",
"It took me a good half minute to work through that myself. \n\nI am only a mile away from there though. It might be worth an uber to investigate. ",
"I’m more interested in the Super Bowls getting smoked in there ",
"username checks out. Enjoy your cake day",
"Nachos and tacos...",
"You are what you eat",
"you are clueless. Smoke a bowl.",
"r/tworedditorsonecup",
"give it time",
"How the Fuck you gonna fork a chip when all you get is crack boy!",
"I just heard!",
"You win by attending...",
"**VELVEETA DOESN'T NEED TO BE REFRIGERATED!!!!**\n\nNot to be a cheese snob but c'mon!!! I can eat a Twinkie a year after it's expiration date!\n\nYou can't tell me Havarti will save as well as Velveeta, that doesn't even need to be refrigerated!\n\nI agree with you on the Dolly Parton front....",
"I'm sure none of those events are related in any way. *wink*",
"MPLS represent",
"It’s not called Minneapolis. It’s Indian Apple Tits. Get it right, Jeans. 👖 ",
"#LEGALIZE RANCH",
"This pasta is always a good time ",
"Velveeta is not a human food. It's for fishing bait. Sharp cheddar for the win.",
"Because of what happened last time! You really expect people to put up with that kinda shit‽ That poor woman's been in therapy ever since.",
"Yes. Thank you for that!",
"Only CBD is legal here.",
"But I need that vegetable hook up",
"I do this whenever I have a mostly gone bag of tortilla chips that won't suffice for making proper nachos. Shit's awesome.",
"Just gonna it this out there if you want to get into the cannabis business. Get ready to deal with a cash only business constantly under threat of federal prosecution. Don’t get me wrong, there is money to be made, just be cautious and get in properly with your local regulations. I can’t tell you how many dispensaries have closed here in Colorado because people thought “oh shit I can sell weed legally, I’m gonna make bank.” make a brand and do it right, at this point it’s a business, not a drug deal. Another note, a common trend with legalization is that people can grow their own. What sets your product apart from what people can do themselves? Yes the convenience of a dispensary is nice but I can grow about 3lbs for what is pay for 2 oz in a dispensary. Be the Apple store of weed in your state if you want to be successful.\n\nP.s. my dispensary offers Black Friday specials, online ordering, and iPads to view every last detail of any strain you see on the shelf. There will be competition and only those that treat it like a business and legitimize it will be successful in the long run. Be prepared to invest a lot or partner/seek investment capital or you will fail.",
"I'm in Seattle, but look for places that are chains or try to market themselves as more upscale. I use my card here at Cannabis City, Dockside, I believe Have a Heart (though I'm rarely there). Pretty sure it's Lux in Ballard that takes bitcoin.",
"How's the weather? 17F in NYC tonight, wasnt warm at all walking for 29 min tonight, have family in MN.",
"Look no further",
"#GOOD THING HE HAS CAKE",
"Huevos Rancheros.... con queso, I feel the pain \n\nMy Mexican girlfriend didn't like Huevos Rancheros when I took her out to breakfast. I had to question if she was truly Mexican. Since she had split parents I told her she was more Polish than Mexican, even though I'm Polish as hell, I actually speak better Spanish than she does, because I grew up in a(n) Hispanic community growing up, ha.",
"> find go to yourself",
"Best thing on reddit I have seen, since the last time I seen it on Reddit. ",
"Username does check out. I’ll approve.",
"Be the one growing the cannabis lol",
"Thankfully, that was exactly what I thought it’d be.",
"Neither does Parmesan! While the soft cheeses are clearly superior, as bacteria and fungi are the ultimate creators of all deliciousness, the hard and the semi-cheeses have their place! Velveeta remains a consummate nacho cheese. Perfect ratio of melty, trashy, fatty, and tasty. \n\nAlso, this may shock you, but Twinkies actually have kinda a short life span. That cream filling, pasteurized and stabilized tho it may be, gets a little... weird after a few months. ",
"Who the fuck uses forks with nachos? You goddamn savage...",
"right i loved that one especially",
"Surprised that would go on during Suoer Bowl weekend lmao",
"!redditgarlic",
"I like you.",
"By incorporating a lot of cheap ingredients into 1 delicious monstrosity. Or so I’ve seen. ",
"I on the other hand have experienced several things I'm from Missouri and found that I can get get just about up to par bud for 220 an oz and by up to par I mean by industry standards this ain't no shnickefritz which would be more legally. Altho wax I got to get for like 50 if it's prepackaged but can get it 4 for 55 in CO",
"This comment wins my soul 😭😂❤️",
"Happy cake day my man",
">Well I love titties, football, nachos, and weed - can I come in?\n\n>No, you're exactly why we made that sign. Titties on reserve.",
"A spam link is the best thing you've seen in a while?",
"Sounds suspicious indeed. My benefactors were all Salvadoran, except for Lupe, crazy crazy Lupe. But, that meant fresh papusas!",
"Taking the term 'Super **Bowl**' literally.",
"You mention many options. The answer is simple. Include equal portions of each option. Problem solved.",
"We’ve hit rock bottom ",
"Not great for liquor sales...",
"So what’s a super nachos bowl making event and contest?",
"Yes, we can see you. ",
"Spotted the nacho - judge. ",
"People need to report these Karma-farming bots more often. They just copy/paste old comments and link to fake \"image host domains\" for ad revenue. They're turning the default subs into /r/forwardsfromgrandma.\n\nididmypart.gif",
"You win by making the best nachos dumb ass. Duh.\n",
"I'm fortunate enough to be able to pick up from family, so it's less a drug deal and more a great way to get together. However 60 per eighth is a Minnesota tradition I can do without.",
"Around here a lot of the people who were growing illegally had a head start in knowledge and supplies when it finally came time to be legal, so start growing something similar now, like organic green house tomatoes or mint. ",
"Too bad you weren't invited butthurt boy",
"Seriously, I'm so sick of seeing them everywhere. ",
"#I ALREADY TOLD KAREN I WAS SORRY ",
"Super bowl is in quotes, and it's hosting a bunch of cannabis growers. So I think everyone wins?",
"But \"why aren't they going to the Superbowl and nachos contest?\" is the question",
"It's a great book; definitely check it out ",
"GET THE TRISCUITS GOD DAMMIT!",
"Oofda",
"We don't apologize to Karen. She is not our friend.",
"Maple Grove checking in",
"Just walked past this earlier tonight!",
"dude wed",
"#THEN I DONT SEE WHY I WASNT INVITED ",
"Sorry are you saying my gf was suspicious? Her mother was full blown mexican, but she hasn't really spoke in her native tongue for about 20 years. She can understand but her speaking is limited. \n\nI'm in IT and I deal with spanish speaking people in customer service a lot and somehow I can converse with them, it's kinda second nature. ",
"No, seriously. Thank you. I always loved that part of reddit. It's my favorite part. Gives me the weirdest satisfaction.",
"I think you gotta be good at salsa",
"God damn this made me chuckle. And I don't use 'chuckle' a lot so this is big ",
"/r/tworedditorsonebowl*",
"SORRY WON'T BRING BACK HER LEGS, DEREK!",
"Looking....good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"-13 in Stillwater area right now... still worth the cold walk to get nachos and.... well, whatever else this \"growers club\" might have to offer. ",
"Yep - I never tire of reading this story.",
"Crippling depression",
"Board member, it's the greatest of all highdeas.",
"Dude! Were you in the navy blue shirt?!",
"Must show membership to cannabis growers club.",
"Twist: You're not judging the nachos just how they make them, there is no actual tasting. ",
"DIDN'T YOU HEAR? SHE'S IN THERAPY BECAUSE OF YOU!",
"How much longer till becomes legal",
"The super bowl will fix that right up for a bit and the cannabis growers club has something for the rest of the time...",
"I wish i could get my card havent found a doctor to give me a prescription yet",
"Nah, see when you regain consciousness, that's when you get that second wind. You can't bust out a fork yet, you gotta' refill your favorite drink, stand up, and breath, then go back in. Handle that.",
"Whats in this cheeeeeeeeeze man?",
"Just start an AskReddit and reap in the Karma my dude",
"Happy cake day treat yourself to some nachos!",
"Really? Last I checked Twinkies had a half-life... Like, several years before they were expired. \n\nParmesan has it's place, especially with buttered noodles, they're so good!\n\nI didn't and don't know Velveeta has the same continuity and consistency!\n\nI will admit when I'm wrong though! More cheese facts make me happy!",
"You can try to stop me. I wouldn't suggest it though",
"They used to sell this at my high school football games except with a bag of Doritos instead of plain chips",
"Stacy, I already told you it was an accident ",
"[2.1 million people having an opioid addiction in 2016, with no response from the government except, “tighten up laws against a proven treatment for opioid addiction”... sad](https://www.hhs.gov/opioids/about-the-epidemic/)",
"r/suberbowl event?",
"Hell yeah. Go eagles",
"Bro it is \"super bowl\" event..",
"Yea! You're a disgrace to the colony! ",
"I am thoroughly frightened, enjoy the nachos my friend",
"Happy cake day",
"It's a spice station",
"I was, but when I replied it ended with\n>I had to question if she was truly Mexican. \n\nSo really I was just jagging off your quip that a Mexican who doesn't eat Huevos Rancheros is a very suspicious thing. \n",
"St. Paul East Side checking in",
"Remember, though, that at stadium prices, that was about $50 worth of nachos ruined.",
"if you get the nachos stuck together its one nacho. ",
"I'm in downtown mpls and I've got 13F. I'd be surprised if there's a 26 degree swing between here and there. ",
"#SO I'VE BEEN TOLD ",
"I read it right....which is to say I read it wrong. I cannot Reddit ",
"I mean there is lots to go around grab some sour cream and help?",
"Nacho typical \"Super Bowl\".",
"AND a \"super bowl\" event",
"Obligatory thank you+!!!",
"Super bowl had nothing to do with the NFL",
"Going through all the comments I began to fear no one but me could see the quotation marks",
"M-m-m-my mama said warm salsa is the devil",
"Hey! Don’t call me a pussy...it triggers weird emotions and stuff",
"By being a professional nacho.\n\nEdit: Goddamnit, I mean a professional nacho judger, not just nacho.",
"Has anyone pointed out that this is our downtown comedy theatre? They're great and need a plug. ",
"I don't recognise the above excerpt, but loved every bit of it. Could you please tell me the name of that book?",
">You really expect people to put up with that kinda shit‽\n\nLook at this guy and his interrobang!",
"I bet it smells GREAT in there",
"Cover charge can offset that.",
"Step 2 is smoke said cannabis and get the munchies which leads perfectly into step 3",
"Shoulda thrown them back on the field. You're supposed to only keep home team nachos",
"St. Paul checking in!",
"overheard at the party:\n\n“cause i’m a fucking *connoisseur*, dude.”",
"I know it’s cold enough that my bum was literally peeling off the chair lift. ",
"How does anyone lose in a nacho contest?",
"So thats what the gates to heaven look like",
"Asada Nachos? Do tell! From where?",
"Nah Twinkie are ephemeral like all baked goods, just slightly more... yellow. \n\n\nWell, it's not that Velveeta is a parmesan alternative, it's more that Velveeta is nearly half oil, so that makes it very stable. And while that means folks look down on it as \"processed\" it also means it can be used for things regular cheeses just can't do. It can take a higher temperature. It can be kept warm and liquid for hours without breaking. And it can be cut with other oils, even butters, to make cheesy liquids. ",
"#BIRD UP ",
"Ha, breakfast is the most important meal of the day after all. ",
"The key is to to put cheese on layers in the middle as well, not just the top.",
"The key is to to put cheese on layers in the middle as well, not just the top.",
"You should maybe delete this and repost with “super bowl” blurred out, the officials at the NFL are super anal about who uses their trademarks, don’t want anybody to get sued.",
"c: don't mind if I do",
"that's the second time within 24h that I've seen this subreddit mentioned, now I'm on edge",
"Which we should all be absolutely fine with. Especially since that was the deal when we legalized it.",
"You know I putting nacho stuff on french fries is pretty amazing. Carne asada is amazing.",
"You complete your plate of nachos without accidentally eating all your ingredients while high.",
"I tried but I keep making fucking gold",
"had me at\n\n#NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS",
"I am sad because the organizers are probably going to be sued over using their trademark, as a bar you can’t even host a “super bowl” watching party without buying a license from them (unless of course you don’t call it a super bowl party)",
"The only rule is that if it all comes up on one nacho, it counts as one nacho",
"Kicks off at 4.20!",
"Eh, I like interacting with people new to the state, so this week has been fun. Its just that there are so many additional people.",
"Weird, Just off Lake street in an alley somewhere, There's a Meth-piss-drinkers club that's offering Frumanda Cheese & cornflake scab buffet. \nThe lesser coveted; \"Consume as much $1 mouthwash at a bus-stop\" is literally just around the corner.\njk, I miss Minneapolis. (6 weeks of summer near Calhoun Lake)\nI live in Colorado now. \nGood luck Folks.",
"Is that your reflection in the SUV's window?",
"It’s hard to do so though. \nPrivate weed clubs charge what they do for a reason. \n\nI’ve played with the math and with my assumptions it would require a $20 charge to cover the reduction in drinks. I’m guessing tickets to this event were more than that though. ",
"Can't compete with the Seattle vs Denver \"Super Bowl\"\n\nHeh heh heeheehee",
"here i am demolishing this bag of granola #mspentlife",
"shhhh don't let Jeff sessions know",
"Carne Asada fries and nachos are a staple of Southen California. You'll find them everywhere. Not hard to make at home though...it just won't have that authentic taste.",
"Yea i see you, do you see me im like across the street waving",
"You first enter the cannabis smoking contest",
"because i am a soft soyboy that doesn’t want to be around a bunch of drunk and beligerant chads ",
"User name checks out",
"Poop.",
"Ooooooooo I want to go there..😲😲😲",
"*follow your dreams*",
".",
"And that's all just one group, right?",
"Jesus I read that as 17 year old female in NYC at first. ",
"When my friends and I get baked, we will sometimes out of nowhere, ask eachother: 'Sir, can you repeat my question!?? SIR?... SIR??\nCAN. YOU. REPEAT. MY. QUESTION??\n\nObviously 'the thing' is asking the typical person who gets hit hard out of nowhere, eventhough we've only been smoking for ten minutes. \n\nIts a question to revive their consciousness, but it never works and thats why its hilarious.\n\nWe'll be laughing at that person, and stop when the person feels self-concious. Them we tell him its the weed making him paranoid, and suggest we smoke some more and get below the paranoia-level, into the place where unicorns live.\n\nThen we stuff our faces with food and cuddle eachother to sleep while passing the bed-time blunt. \n",
"[Muchas Gracias](http://muchasgraciasrestaurant.com/) carne asada nachos eat like a meal.",
"Colorado, too? I loved cash not being a requisite to buy it, but people keep telling me that's impossible and my memory was obviously in no shape to be defended. but i swear I used a card!",
"That's nacho problem bro.",
"Don't you mean \"The Big Game\"?™",
"Over Nacho Grande?",
"Nachos making contest?!",
"How has Minnesota not legalized weed yet? Seems like a perfect candidate.",
"How do I get invited?",
"Username checks out. let em in",
"Based on your username I'd say you know that to be another euphemism but I don't know it.",
"Medical marijuana in Minnesota is a joke. You can get it at eight locations in the entire state and need to have a \"qualifying condition.\" It's way easier to just get it illegally. ",
"I thought Snoop was at MOA tonight",
"Como checking in",
"Prospect Park 👋🏻👋🏻",
"Super fucking drink. Thank god for auto correct. I'll smoke the fuck put and day some nachos ",
"I'm actually really pumped right now, because I'm only a couple weeks away from harvesting some fresh indoor produce I've been growing!\n\nI don't have a *huge* setup for indoor right now, but it's growing faster than my wallet would like.",
"The upside though is tax is usually included with the price so you don't deal with coins or single bills. It's so nice, I wish more stores in general would do that.",
"MLPS Is Terrible when it comes to Cannabis. Terrible ",
"It's funny to know I have a buddy in that state about to go to prison for selling marijuana and this is going on ",
"[here you go](https://www.amazon.com/dp/0929823087?tag=kinja-20&ascsubtag=b160f454174d903f28741909b3ffe780428bc377&rawdata=[t|link[p|1079127041[a|0929823087[au|5723171357899282884[b|oppositelock)\n",
"~ would be what i meant to type. As in \"about/ roughly/ close to 13\"Sorry about the confusion. Lol\n\nNegative 13 would NOT be worth walking all the way to MPLS unless free weed was guaranteed lol",
"Thats not true at all. MN has draconian cannabis laws and some of the most apathetic politicians in the midwest. ",
"I fucking love farming though! So it would be same shit, different crop.",
"Can’t just smoke any bowl- it’s gotta be done right.",
"Sooooooooooooo... \n\nAsking for a friend...\n\nHow does one sign up to be a judge for a contest like that? ",
"Some times you just gotta fill up on some carbs!",
"Omg, didn't even notice! It's not everyday I see interobangs casually used like that! (It might actually be the first time I see one in the wild... Ever !)",
"No idea, never been outside the airport",
"I think the real question is: How does one lose?",
"Idk if it's anything like the time i tried to make two pb&j's while at a [7] I'd say it's a harrowing task",
"That is the most random shit ever",
"It's a private event bro ",
"Bloomington, all aboard!",
"Susan!",
"Mad invite",
"I hope someone in your life makes you as happy as you have made me from your 3 comments u/queer_artsy_kid . You're the best kind of person.",
"Pro tip: take a butter knife and a can of refried beans and spread a glob on each individual chip. \n\nBake that by itself for like 5 minutes. Then make with the scattering of the toppings. \n\nEvery chip a winner, we makin mo-nay ",
"Indoor voices please!",
"Some places have integrated in a debit system. In Washington you can have them run your card for an even withdrawal amount, charge your purchase, and they hand you your change. Say I was buying $53 of stuff, they'll run my debit card for $60, and give me $7 cash.",
"lol not as easy as youd think.",
"Definitely prefer my salsa *before* cooking, so it gets kinda crusty on the cheese.",
"Cue r/superbowl ",
"It’s called a walking taco",
"Also the fact it says \"private event\".",
"Now take your fucking pants off",
"This is a chips and cheese conversation. Nachos!",
"That's a win on your part. I don't have the stamina to argue further. ",
"No it hasn’t we dyin ova here",
"Bruh relax. Have a brownie. ",
"way ahead of you",
"Like woooow far out maaaan, i have my own private event after breakfast every morning maaaaan! Immmma hongry... What’s dat noise? Hey man, gimmie a ride dude...",
"This guy nachos",
"No worries amigo/a! It's frosty out but I was super skeptical about -13F. I live here and I'd happily smoke you up if you were around. Instead Bourbon and coffee are my poison of choice this week. I'll pour some out or puff a little for Smalley's. R.I.P :(",
"This is the only way to win.",
"Any of those would be great. The state of medical right now is fucked. I qualify, but can't afford it. \n\nI refuse painkillers for my disability because I was hooked for years after a prior lung surgery. \n\nThe people that run the system don't know how the devices work, and it blows my mind. I work in a vape shop, and the fact that they tell people that they can only use devices made 3+ years ago shows serious incompetence. Nobody carries that shit anymore, and its all junk today. Its the equivalent to giving people software and telling them they can only run it on Windows 95. ",
"Never mind a chuckle, this was almost a full-blown chortle ",
"Something something taxation is theft.",
"Doesn't everyone win at a nacho making contest? ",
"Man I'm an STP native living in Michigan for school. I was supposed to go home for the weekend and enjoy the festivities but my friend got sick and I didn't want to make the drive alone for such a short time. No real point to this other than me saying its (perhaps) a once in a life time opportunity. Enjoy it while you can! ",
">private event\n\never had the best weed at the party? you’d understand..",
"This is the nicest thing I've ever heard:') thank you!\n[edit: im dyslexic af]",
"St cloud checking in",
"But then the chip underneath the salsa absorbs the moisture. Unless the oven can handle a 200 degree temperature swing with no issues. \n\nDo you accept the conditions?",
"The kind who responds to comments in character?",
"^^^don't ^^^tell ^^^me ^^^what ^^^to ^^^do",
"Super bowl. Ha!",
"Mutually inclusive.",
"\"Best kind of person\"? They put Karen in therapy! You sadist ",
"The dish that gets the most stoned guys to stand around and say duuuuuude...",
"Not ev1 likes Velveeta. Ev1 loves her nachos though.",
"If you're on Android, Boost for Reddit allows you to upload an image direct from the comment/reply box.",
"Karen knows what she did.",
"Due to work stress",
"Not sure that super bowl event has anything to do with American Football. ",
"No thank you. Keep on being awesome friend!",
"Hey now. There's no taking back a chortle",
"#PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY HATED KAREN TOO ",
"I came here to say that very thing. 🌲",
":')",
"Ugh on my way!",
"It's actually fairly alright here for how late it is. 13° but really no wind issues",
"Becoming a judge in a nacho making contest in Minnesota? Probably have to piss off a god in your previous life pretty bad, I imagine. ",
"What the hell they advertise a trifecta amazing event and it's closed to the public .\n\nwhat assholes",
"Thx bb",
"By being a judge in the first part of the contest. ",
"Duluth checking in!",
"What kind of psycho thinks you can have too much cheese?!?",
"Hmm https://i.imgur.com/fQGgHyp.jpg",
"yes, there are some who enjoy the \"nacho sauce\". Sorta like melted polystyrene.",
"Relay for Reddit as well. It uploads straight to imgur and will even format the link for you.",
"1. Cut flour tortillas into quarters.*\n2. Fry those fuckers, then let them cool.\n3. Add a layer of refried beans. \n4. Add a layer of cheese. I like Colby-jack but it won’t matter much\n5. Add finely chopped onions, cilantro, and whatever else sounds good. Cooked fajita chicken, roasted poblano, garlic, bell pepper, jalepeño — follow your heart.\n6. Five minutes in the oven to heat everything and melt the cheese\n7. add some shredded lettuce and drizzle some motherfuckin Texas queso on top\n\nDamn, girl. You just won at nachos. \n* Note: using fried flour tortillas as your foundation is a cowboy move. It adds a shitload of calories and has a different texture than what most folks are used to. If you don’t want to be the out of control maverick who breaks all the rules, I recommend On the Border brand bagged corn tortilla chips because they are kind of bubbly and crackly, but still sturdy enough to hold all your shit. ",
"I want to go to there.\n",
"The same way one wins a chili cook-off.",
"Some fat, dumb asshole with a northeastern accent and a shiny cleft chin bulb under neckfat started a ruckus in the classic diner I was in over this song...",
"I just came. Thnxs",
"Oh God that sounds painful. Jalapenos have no business near cuts",
"Oh, it seemed to me that this was some independent venue rented out for this night.",
"The stars have entered their foretold alignment",
"Lino Lakes in the house",
"N. Minneapolis Lind Bohanon, reporting for duty!",
"I want to live here!!",
"Need girl scouts selling cookies also",
"Yea of course, was just saying if you really want it get involved. I really don't think it will be more than 10 years before say 80% of states are legal for rec.",
"And a lot of medical didn't get them for over 6 months to a year. Was an awful lot of politics involved with it.",
"S. Minneapolis also here checking in",
"Like, /u/lickingyourmomsanus said, it's called a walking taco.",
"By being the most stoned. ",
"That’s a fair reason to close for the night. ",
"Seriously? I've read that it can help with *all* those medical problems very effectively. (I suffer from social anxiety, IBS, and fibro and *illegal* marijuana is a HUGE help to all those.) What do they generally prescribe it for? If you don't mind me asking. ",
"Brave New workshop I believe. Their shows titles are always nonsense, but funny. ",
"Roseville woo woo!",
"don’t do drugs, kids ",
"Nooooo don’t make quesadillas that way. They can be so much better.\n\n1. Lay one flour tortilla on a plate.\n2. Fill one side with all your stuff. I always use a layer of Refried beans (sometimes mixed with ranch style), Then depending on who wants what, I add other stuff like diced bell pepper, onion, chicken, whatever. Then a layer of Colby-jack or whatever kind of cheese. Pepper jack is good, too. \n3. Fold it over so you have a half-moon \n4. Repeat with all of the quesadillas you’re going to make, stack em up so they’re ready to go\n5. Heat a non-stick skillet on medium heat. Grab some BUTTER. If you’re out of butter, please don’t use oil. This is your one life on this little planet. Go get some butter. You can do the butter in one of two ways: either take a minute to put a thin coat of spreadable butter on both sides of every quesadilla before you cook it OR you can just melt butter to the skillet as you go.\n6. Place quesadillas, two at a time into the hot skillet for about 2 minutes\n7. Flip! (Add more butter into the pan if you didn’t coat the tortilla) This step takes practice, so stuff doesn’t fall out but you can do it. I believe in you!\n8. Continue cooking for about one minute. You want both sides to be splotchy golden brown. Remove from pan. Cut in half and holler out that food is basically ready.\n\nRepeat in batches of two until all are cooked. Encourage people to eat theirs when they’re ready rather than waiting til everyone’s food is ready. \n\nI eat mine with guacamole, but you do whatever you want. ",
"Up vote for hardcore history! ",
"The cheese keeps it off the chip, and I nuke it until the cheese is mostly crispy. ",
"I think the ice cream gloves are a better idea... \n",
"This is a problem with chips and cheese from chip shops in the UK too (chunky fries and cheese). If you put it all at the top you just get a few chips at the top with a shit load of cheese, and then boring chips that the salt and vinegar hasn't even reached at the bottom! \n\nVery irritating.",
"I walked past this tonight. Said something about proctologist private event and super bowels. I neglected to take a pic. It was on the other side I think. ",
"I know, right? Someone knows how to throw a party!",
"Witness Nacho!",
"Tell me your pork roll secrets.",
"You make better nachos than everyone else. ",
"I don't smoke my weed at parties. ",
"you the real mvp",
"Hopefully those high people don't choke on the nachos as hard as the Vikings choked in the NFCCG.",
"What do i win?",
"It's great when you can feel proud of your home town reaching the front page. So far mine has had a family burning their children alive and a chav getting stuck in a sign. ",
"Karen is dead guys",
"I'm sure everyone there is gonna claim to be a nacho maker since it's technically not legal here yet.",
"See I maybe should have travelled down for the concerts",
"Back in my university days I had a friend who'd get high or drunk and create amazing meals. Nothing like being spaced and being interrupted by \"oh by the way, I've made a vat of soup\"",
"That sounds wonderful",
"But..but.. that’s illegal :(",
"Skip that I just use sync for Reddit it uses imgur automatically as an image host when I click the picture with mountains.\n\n[https://i.imgur.com/1anBNHk.png](https://i.imgur.com/1anBNHk.png)",
"It's bad but one time I called jimmy johns in uptown Minneapolis and asked if they delivered weed and they did indeed deliver.",
"Seriously. States that legalize medical marijuana may not have it legal for some of the conditions where it's most useful. \n\nIt's not a complete list but I believe it's legal here to treat ALS, Tourettes, Epilepsy, truly terminal illnesses with life expectancy of less than a year, and some forms of cancer.",
"Sled Driver, also Ben Rich’s Skunk Works has a lot of stories from different SR-71 pilots",
"... and thanks to this picture, it’s getting raided",
"If it's for the cannabis growers club, I think everyone wins",
"Id love to try it for my mental health and associated insomnia as well as ibs but it's just not legal for my issues in mn :/",
"DAE weed?",
"We're going to need a breakdown of how this all played out. Harrowing moment by harrowing moment. ",
"Your questions are all stupid.\n\nToo much cheese? Impossible\n\nWhich toppings? All of them\n\nWhat ratio? All. Of. Them.",
"I'd settle for not having most of my employment opportunities cut out due to archaic laws. ",
"You were supposed to bring balance to our diet not destroy it!",
"Happy cake day!",
"Whoever paired these two events is a genius. There will be nachos the likes of which man has never dared to dream...",
"/r/superbowl",
"Kind of makes me doubt the validity of the sign",
"Huh...why?.. Like I actually don't get it.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Story of my life. ",
"#I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN THERAPY ",
"Sled Driver is like $400 used on Amazon, $1200 new. I think only like 1000 or something were ever printed. Any suggestions for how to check it out?",
"Relevant username. \n\nHappy Cake Day!",
"turn that frown upside down...",
" If it makes you feel better, I had a cup of the \"world's largest pot of hot chocolate,\" and it was basically just lukewarm water with a hint of chocolate flavoring in it. ",
"Really? I live in WA and I did not know this. Only go to like 2 or 3 weed stores though ",
"Also, are they being graded on how they prepare the nachos, or the quality of the product? Because the latter is a Nachos Contest, not a Nachos *Making* Contest.",
"If I was judge-melted Asadero cheese, fresh sliced jalapenos, Vidalia onions, Newman's hot salsa, tri color bell peppers, some beef, and shredded asadero cheese on top. On top of restaurant tortilla chips, still warm. NOM. ",
"I just want some fucking nachos.",
"Exclusive club, nachos are pretty are hard group to join.",
"We’re losing him! Grab the salsa and inject 45 cc of extra chunky! THERE’S NO TIME TO ARGUE OVER MEDIUM OR HOT, GOD DAMMIT DAVID!",
"Please just continue to report them and we will get to them. Thanks",
"Man nachos I need to move to Minneapolis",
"Next door, work at the saloon. Sorry for stealing your WiFi and making you put a pw on it ..\n\nGood luck man.",
"you cant lose thats for sure",
"Inb4 Californians complain, \"But Minnesota knows nothing about nachos like I know about nachos, because Mexicans.\"",
"Oakdale, choo choo!",
"Bilachick hole son",
"This post is weird for me. Recently moved to MPLS, recently went to the saloon for the first time as someone who hasn't partied that hard in a while (probably never recounting that night to anyone who wasnt there), worked tonight, came home to this, like damn, I gotta be back at work in 5.5 hrs, im wide awake, guess im gonna have my own party to fall asleep.\n\nThe superbowl being here is weird. It's poking it's head into so many different facets of my life that aren't related.",
"[Willmar checking in!](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DarkSleepyIceblueredtopzebra-size_restricted.gif)",
"Our billionaire \"democrat\" governor believes police unions are the go\\-to source on legalization advice. ",
"minnesotan native here. a half hour away. fuck the superbowl. fuck the NFL.",
"Yo!",
"More cheese",
"Minnesota is a special breed of conservative democrats. Our governor is a billionaire who defers to police unions on legalization efforts. Our citizens believe in taking care of each other out of a sense of what amounts to polite guilt thus we vote democrat in national elections, but we're half rural like everyone else and our rural areas are as red as any others. ",
"That's one lit party!",
"I'm giving Shelbyville my love for you",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6xIMWzls2Y",
"Well I'm from new Zealand so I definitely know nothing about nachos but love is eternal in any form ... From chips and salsa to loaded with beans and cheese and guac",
"Yes I also like this way of consuming nutrients 0011001",
"How can you even know for a whole metro area? I'm in red rural minnesota where a good man drinks til he's sick but only a failure smokes, and I've watched depressingly bad OpSec go off without a hitch. I don't think enforcement is over the top on cannabis laws. If there's a lack of supply sounds like a market opportunity ",
"Goes hand in hand I believe",
"Happy cake day, stranger!",
"Super \"bowl\"",
"a event i could be enthusiastic about",
"You will in the dystopian idiocracy we're heading towards, in which all farmers have switched to growing high quality weed and there are no burrito toppings being produced.",
"Did you follow those bags? I'd have followed those bags. I'm not opposed to eating a trash bag full of nachos",
"raw onions are the secret. Don't cook the onions! ",
"/r/trees",
"#AMERICA!! THE. BEAU-TI-FUL...",
"Not so private NOW is it?",
"Relay here\n\nGreat app\n\n[here's the comment interface for those curious](https://i.imgur.com/8jKfogH.png)",
"If you want nachos now... just think of how bad you will want them after visiting the cannabis growers club.",
"How can I enter? I really love smoking super bowls and eating nachos ",
"Don’t follow the Andy Dwyer method...make sure you melt the cheese",
"Is this an official weed burn treatment center?",
"Happy cake day ",
"only the judges are glazed ",
"then you know exactly what i mean ",
"Psst wanna buy some saffron",
"I'd like to join them!",
"r/suddenlygay ",
"Like a frito pie but not ",
"Dibs on the hot tongs! ",
"Ohh sweety, it's not about whether you win or lose, but how toasted you get in the process. ",
"Meat? Beans? Guac?",
"If this is anything like the cannabis events I go to-it's not really a private event...it's \"private\", as in \"police need an invitation/warrant\"",
"I don't know how you win but I feel the important lesson is one can't lose when entering a nacho making contest.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I drove thru MI yesterday was wondering what game was all them signs talking about.",
"I apologize...for nothing!",
"Wow just wow, that is the worst argument I've heard. Have you read the Allegory of the Cave? ",
"Yes lettuce is a given. ",
"Physical therapy, duh. You don't come back from the dead by talking about your feelings.",
"Brooklyn Park Checking in!",
"Minneapolis, now living on the east coast, checking in! ",
"Happy cake day! ",
"I mean it's just owls ",
"I think it's just one event? As In it's a super bowl and nacho making contest hosted by the cannabis growers club. I could be wrong but idk.. \nEdit: I suck at spelling. ",
"That's what I call taco salad. I just squish all of the tortillas into a bowl, add ingredients and transcend into nirvana. ",
"If you remember how to make nachos; you win",
"Dude, buy a comma.",
"Read the fucking sign and stop making people look like illiterate dipshits. If you were actually from \"here,\" you would know where this is.",
"You sure can't lose!",
"i want cannabis.",
"Post.",
"Weed is a big part of my life and I love to know that such events exist in our country, but goddamn if I'm not more interested in that nacho contest",
"#WELL, IT'S BEEN HARD TO KEEP UP AFTER THE RESTRAINING ORDER ",
"Fucking druggies and weed culture are the worst. Everything is a shit pun. We get it you smoke, keep it to yourself you addicts",
"That's what I call my girlfriend.",
"Everybody wins",
"Behind the Green Door",
"participating is already a win",
"“Why aren’t they going to the Super Bowl and nachos contest?”\n\n“Imgur”\n\nHmmm...",
"I bet they are loving their super bowls... ",
"Soooo you mean a taco salad. ",
"This looks like one of those signs you see in The Simpsons during the master shots",
"Like using the highest grade cheese and corn chips available? \n \nWhat are high grade chips? \nFine cheeses I get but what are fine chips?",
"This should be in r/trees",
"this is why im starting to hate reddit",
"In PA they are opening up medicinal dispenseries very soon, and it has been in the news for the past year. They are reporting there are 2,200 patients that will be authorized to purchase medical marijuana at these stores statewide. \n\n2,200 people out of the entire state of Pennsylvania. 2,200 out of 12.78 million residents! I realize it's better than nothing and it is progress, but at the same time it is just asinine.",
"Imagine if there was a spillover!",
"I wonder if there was a certain ppm they had to adhere to.",
"Holy fuck, I don’t use but I’d show up for the nachos.",
"311 WAS AN INSIDE JOB\n==",
"My mother in law would be good at this. She loves criticizing cooking!",
"Take my upvote and never speak to me again, you bastard.",
"You guys realize this is a Brave New Workshop Comedy Theatre, right?. This is just their funny way of saying they're closed for a private Super Bowl event. ",
"Relay can do that too. ",
"Ya but these ones taste good. ",
"I'm at a pork roll/Taylor ham deficit here in the midwest, please send help!",
"And wash away the rain!!!!!!!",
"**INTERROBANG**",
"I'm pretty sure that all those involved are winners.",
"considering they also have the cannabis grower's club there, I'm going to guess quantity is going to beat quality in this contest",
"The real looming threat. eventually we may only be able to find food in VR",
"Sick burn on your mom bro!",
"It's all about the double layer. If you get the proportions right it doesn't go soggy and just when you think you've finished your nachos, bam! More toppings and cheese. It's like a second plate of nachos under the first one.\n\nEdit: a letter.",
"/r/superbowl",
"Easy. You become part of a cannabis growers club.",
"Bake Weed nachos",
"Maybe the Private Event is separate from the growers club super bowl nacho contest. Like an event, for privates. Either military or civilian privates will do",
"What did that first line say again?",
"If you are blazed and you are at a nacho making contest then you have already won",
"Everyone wins in a nacho making contest? Where is this btw? ",
"Sounds like a sting operation ",
"hi neighbor!",
"Waddlin taco",
"I live in downtown Minneapolis and I hate it right now. I don’t like the Super Bowl :(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Looks like \"Brave New Workshop.\" Newish comedy club. I wanted it to be the Lagoon or Orpheum. Still a great idea!",
"With the resilient Philadelphia Eagles winning the super bowl!",
"[You will have to resort to the more unsavoury portions of the internet that you are most likely already acquainted with.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY)",
"Top Chef with all the contestants stoned... \n\nMake this happen.",
"Anybody else read this in Craig Middlebrooks voice?",
"...Says someone who doesn't understand how taxes work.",
"):",
"Weed, sports and munchies all under one roof. What's the address?",
"Now that's an event I'd like to attened.",
"This looks fun",
"Where we're going, we won't need forks.",
"I dropped German. ",
"The real question is how does someone lose? ",
"lmao fuck man.",
"Exactly what I thought, everybody wins!",
"First you are a judge in the cannabis growers club contest. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Soylent guacamole ",
"By attending",
"How does one not win? Everybody wins.",
"https://goo.gl/images/fApYNV",
"No I have no idea what that is. ",
"And it looks like Tim Walz is the favorite, currently leading fundraising and the latest polls. Coleman is right behind him.",
"Got a sick one at home and one of my wife's friends dropped off a meal that included this pack of green beans. I sampled one and it was the best green bean I ever had. I invited my carb fiend youngest over to sample and she started going to town on the pile. We both hovered around this stack of green beans in a light oil until they were gone. \n\nFast forward another week. Another meal, crack beans included. Same deal...they maybe lasted five minutes. They are super tender and have an pronounced nutty flavor to them that I've never really noticed in green beans before, like a mild pecan or something. So good.",
"Iowa here. If it happens here then it is because it is legal everywhere.",
"I already did... giggity",
"Fuck that. I have a concert to go to. Gramatik here I come.",
"Sounds like a delightful night! ",
"Pot so big they call it super bowl...",
"I have paid with both debit and credit cards in Colorado in the last 6 months. ",
"All the nachos are together, that’s one nacho",
"):",
"Ok I read on Wikipedia and I think I might see where you are going with this? I get that my observations from a certain rural area need not be typical to the entire states much less the metro area, but it's Minnesota, I'm not far away and I've spent a few years living within 20 minutes of the metro area as well as where I live now, which is still only 2 hours out. I know this state pretty well and I have not observed a difference in state drug policy enforcement based on city. I'm sure there's a few cities that are very zealous and a few that are very lax but generally these policies are set by the state and will be mostly endforced the same. \n\nI think there may be a lack of overt sales of quality products but again this is a market failing that is really more of an opportunity for someone rather than a local failing. How far away is the nearest legal grow state by road, less than a day for sure. And with all of us staring at cave walls in the country, surely someone could grow some weed behind our ignorant asses, right? ",
"“It’s a celebration! Bitches!”",
"Cool",
"If we’re not from or have no association with Minneapolis, how would we? \nSolid intel, but 5/10 post. ",
"I treat downtown (Minneapolis) like a quarantine zone ALL OF THE TIME.",
"The medicinal program here is really strict though.",
"You didn't think it sounded a bit clichéd? You didn't find it odd that a generic sounding 'Cannibus Growers Club' would have a Super Bowl event? ",
"Ive taken improv classes with them before. Great group! ",
"Is this Caliplug's event?",
"Screw the nachos. How do I become a judge in the cannabis growers super bowl?",
"Everybody wins",
"15 minutes into the event it will be the “how to order pizza class”",
"I feel like someone with your username should be more chill.\n\nCalm down.",
"I have to work down there! Admittedly way closer to the stadium than Hennepin.",
"I'm not gonna be happy until we have dispensaries. I hate having to schedule a 30 minute apppintment to pick up weed on my way home",
"Attending",
"Original response",
"Apollo has image uploading built in 😄",
"Straighten your tie, Ethan",
"Brave New Workshop on Hennepin Avenue.",
"I dunno, SB = anything goes. Rich Calif/Wash/Colo folks could def be throwing a party like that. ",
"looks interesting",
"Only in America ",
"There’s a bar near where I live that makes their nachos using a pizza dish. That way each nacho has some topping on it instead of having a top layer with all the cheese and goodies and a bottom layer of plain chips. \n\nThey’ve scientifically engineered nachos. ",
"Just use a pizza dish, my dude. ",
"I believe the question is, how does one lose at a nachos making contest? Everyone is a winner in my eyes.",
"Yes you are right its just that Johny Law can and is under obligation to ruin your night.... and that's anxiety even when you pay MLPS and Saint Paul off. ",
"Litttttt",
"Goddamn, I'm fully aroused just from reading that. Are we goin to this party or not? Lol",
"Then just go to a fucking supermarket? ",
"It's a short story about perception. ",
"I bartend at a pub downtown Minneapolis and assloads have already been made. It’s been an awesome and craaaazy weekend so far. It’s been really fun to show off my city!",
"DON'T DO IT. IT'S A TRAP!\n\n",
"Yo cheers from 6th and 1st. Stay safe this weekend!",
"Damn what a party",
"That’s the It Crowd I would love to run with......",
"It looks like it's at the Brave New Work Shop",
"Oh, snatch!",
"A friend and I were high once and our responsible sober friend made us orgasmic peanut butter crepes for like an hour. I told him he would make a great husband one day. ",
"I think Jalen Ramsey is participating in the nachos event",
"THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MERGE, KAREN!",
"-*Hey dude, i bet i can make nachos faster than you can*\n\n-*Bro you’re crazy, I’m the nacho making god*\n\n-*Lets see about that*",
"I don't care what anyone says; you are a delight and I'm glad to have you as a friend.\n\nAnyway, after I got less drunk than my initial post, I made some myself. I cooked some chicken for tacos the other day, and forgot I had tortilla chips in the pantry.",
"Why the heck didn't they print more of them?",
"Soooooooo jellly",
"The pats will still win",
"That looks like the best party of all time. ",
"Yes please. Where do I get tickets? ",
"Everyone is a winner with a bowl of nachos.",
"Attach value to your brand",
"Chihuahua cheese? Fuck being a nacho judge, I want to run a chihuahua dairy.",
"Add more melted cheese.",
"Ever‽",
"It ain't easy being cheesy",
"The real question is how did they get to use the term “super bowl” instead of “big game”",
"The green machine is on the move.",
"No one can lose. ",
"Bloomington checking in! Choo choo",
"Can I come next time?? ",
"That was a few days ago when the windchill was -26 and the air temp was -7 here in Rosemount. Thankful for this heat wave!",
"Yeah maybe...IF she has legs...(That work)\n\nhttps://giphy.com/gifs/wheelchair-KbQwZ1f9OQ6lO",
"DUDE WEED LMAO",
"Add pulled pork",
"Everyone wins a nachos making contest.",
"hey man, calm down, we can talk it out, there’s no need for anger.",
"What is this cannabis growers club and how do I get the fuck in? ",
"I got stuck there and was all about such an idea.",
"*Your",
"*Your",
"So they're gonna smoke , then watch the superbowl stoned while eating nachos for the munchies",
"*And later in our broadcast, Millennials are ruing chewing, tune in for this exclusive story, only on Fox*",
"Man, that group is going to have one seriously harshed vibe when all the eagles fans start rioting\n\n\n(Note: outcome of game does not affect this statement in the slightest)",
"Horrible. The cancer has spread to the heartland.\n\nAmerica will fall now.",
"\"Super Bowl\" i like how it's even in quotations on the sign",
"How does one lose?",
"Isn't the super bowl tomorrow?",
"Winona checking in!",
"It's supposed to be a bag of Fritos, but I'm guessing you're in Indiana.",
"I hope the cannabis growers club is sponsoring the super bowl event.",
"Private just means it's not open to the public, it doesn't mean it's a secret.",
"Why not? Do you not have a kitchen?",
"Reminds me of the ultra music fest ultra nachos I made. Use one of those giant metal bowls filled to the brim with everything it was amazing",
"If I had gold to give, you'd have it. Thanks for the full-on belly laugh.",
"hahaha this, do what you must, enjoy the 5$ salsa and tostitos I brought on my way there and let me enjoy the nachos everyone took their time to make, I've already won.\n\nBut for real, I love food challenges between friends, a nacho making contest sounds awesome, last time we did an alcoholic drink + entree contest, it was a glorious.",
"For the record, yes I live in Minneapolis but haven't been downtown this week. So I didn't see this in person. But I assumed it was fake the instant I saw it. It was only confirmed for me when I saw another poster say it was accross from Rock Bottom.\n\nIt just all added up to a joke. The way it was worded, the fact that they chose to feature those two events juxtaposed on a marquee. The fact that a cannibas growers club would have a large theater event in a state where it's not legal. The fact that who's ever heard of a nacho making contest. Not to mention, you can see 'Comedy Theater' in the pic if you look closely.\n\nReddit can be really clever, inquisitive and skeptical. But posts like these remind how charmingly naive and accepting Reddit can be also be if you push the right buttons.",
"SNAIL DOWN ",
"I think I need to make a super bowl and nachos today.",
"Or validate it for that matter",
"Puts glasses on* yes that says what I think it says",
"Since “Super Bowl” is in quotes I’m guessing they’re *reefer-ing* to a bong. ",
"He’s most likely taking into account wind chill. Me watch shows what the “feels like temp is. It was showing me -6° downtown ",
"Funny thing is it's near Jamacia Ave. ",
"HVAC.",
"HVAC",
"Everybody wins in a Nacho Making contest",
"Glad I made your day a little nicer :)",
"Y'know, my cousin does that, but it didn't even come to mind. I'm half ashamed of myself haha",
"The one who that gets to go after the super bowl.",
"My parents friend group regularly hosts yearly cook-offs where you pay say 20 bucks to enter in your food, watch a football game and snack and sample on that years focus (chili-off, stew-off, chicken-off, meatball-off) and then after a while everyone votes on their favorite dish (cannot vote for yourself). Winner takes entry money.",
"I think it's real. They rent out that space. The joke would be off brand for them. I say this because I've been there a few times and I am doing a show there in March. ",
"I’ve been to 3M a few times for training. Fell in love with St Paul, and every night all of the 3M people would take us out. Didn’t seem uptight at all. ",
"It’s a joke though the other side says American Proctology Association annual meeting ",
"They're gonna have winning the competition in mind when making the nachos, but then be too blazed to remember it's a competition, then suddenly they have some bomb ass nachos in front of them. So everybody wins, I believe. ",
"In a nachos making contest there are only winners",
"Maybe it depends on what part of the company you're interacting with. It's a pretty massive campus.",
"because pre-chewed taco doesn't sound nearly as appetizing.\n",
"Nope. I’m an Actor. Luckily I’m not in the current show that opens tonight.",
"Privately. ",
"Nice! Cheers, friend!",
"How was that rejected?",
"I...I know a Shanan.",
"Didn't grasp the \"bowl\" joke for WAY too many seconds. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIyPm0Z06KE Don't drown your food",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIyPm0Z06KE",
"First of all, I hope your family member is ok. Nothing too serious I hope.\n\nSecond of all, let's have some more details on the beans please.",
"How do you know you live there and not know where it is?",
"That's bullshit, I have a prescription for insomnia and it's changed my life. It really works, I get 8 hours of sleep every night and the world is not a blurry mess. Real improvement in my mental state as well.\n\nI don't know the consequences in MN but I'd probably be buying illegal herb if I was in your situation",
"Mmm, well, when I posted I was drunk, but even sober me wouldn't have recognized the Marquee.\n\nIt's down Hennepin Ave in downtown Minneapolis. Without looking at a map, I think it's probably around 7th or 8th, which is further than I usually go. \n\nI live to the north of downtown, and my office is to the northeast by about a mile, I think. Socially, I'm not a downtown urbanite who goes out around there. There's not much of a reason for me to ever go down that way.",
"You’re judged on creativity, flavor, and presentation. It’s usually follow by a Nacho *Eating* Contest.",
"If you meet that one tryhard who insists on turning the spice up to 11 on anything to compensate for their dick insecurities, and they smother their nachos in ghost pepper or something else with obscene heat and they say \"careful, it's a little hot\" with a shiteating grin and you think they mean it's habanero hot when instead you take a bite and feel the fire of a thousand suns, start projectile sweating, your stomach does backflips and you rock back and forth moaning, wondering why someone would ruin nachos by making them too hot to eat, then you collapse in a whimpering puddle of tears and snot before vomiting straight on the floor, all while Mr. \"Whatcantyoutakeit\" is laughing at you because he thinks that fouling otherwise delicious foods with peppers that are so hot that they are all pain and no flavor is somehow a legitimate culinary strategy, and so you finally snap and force feed him a handful of his own creation and feel some slight relief as he begins sobbing and retching while you polish off the only milk in the establishment, leaving him to languish in the pain of failing to stop the burn with mere water. \n\nThat's how you don't win a nachos making contest. Remember people: there's hot, there's \"I like all my food spicy\" hot, and then there's \"fuck you for being a mammal, capsaicin will consume your soul, enjoy feeling like you ate broken glass\" hot. The only respectable way to use the super ultra hot peppers in cuisine is *sparingly*. Drowning food in ghost pepper sauce is the same as pouring soap over it in my book. Haha Kevin, you're very funny, you literally made my food inedible. Real comic gold there. ",
"Sea horse sea hell..",
"Water? You mean like from the toilet?",
"I was that friend. My chili cheese nachos were the stuff of legends, and I never made them sober. These days my wife loves hearing me dig through the cabinets while drunk because something good's gonna get made. Last thing I made while drinking was rice krispy treats frosted with peanut butter milk chocolate fudge.",
"Possibly by making the best nachos?",
"Most dorms have no kitchen, at least in the states. You eat all your meals at the dining hall",
"They're essentially running an ATM withdrawal on your behalf. Pot shops can't run credit cards because you need a bank and merchant account, and banks won't touch the business because it's federally illegal. The shop near me actually has an ATM in an otherwise empty storefront next door.",
"r/LetsNotMeet/",
"Do they know the Super Bowl is tomorrow or are they already high as fuck? ",
"Superb owls?",
"Thanks, reported to the DEA. They might be outside waiting",
"What a time to be alive",
"NC?",
"Wait what? Guards? No kitchen? Dorms? \n\nIs uni in the US like a prison?",
"No its in India. We have to issue the keys for the pantry from the guards. So it takes time. Its easier to finish smoking then go together to eat. \n",
"That's a taco roll-up!",
"Directions unclear. Joined a bird watching club and found a Superb Owl",
"That's exactly what I was thinking. Although this would be a bit different, traditionally (everywhere I've had them at least) a walking taco is made with a smashed up personal size bag of Fritos. Real nachos with cantina or other restaurant style chips would make it different, plus the different toppings (nacho cheese, sliced pickled jalapenos, maybe some guac and pico in there)",
"Heaven!?",
"They’re getting the shit sued out of them...",
"I was gonna worry bout trademarking but then I got high",
"Nah, the one I know is spelled \"Shannon\".",
"It was clearly a joke",
"Where do I sign up?",
"Yeah it’s not legal in Minnesota?",
"True there's no legal recreational. And we won't fix that until we can get a true liberal governor and congress rather than billionaire Mark \"I trust the police unions\" Dayton. I mean I recognize that several state policies have benefited us greatly \\(relative to a certain similar but poorer\\-faring conservative neighbor state\\) but jeez. Firstly give a speech where it doesn't sound like you threw back 6 shots of jack to keep you awake from the painkillers. Secondly try to be a leading left\\-wing state like colorado and california rather than a Clinton\\-esque \"money\\-democrat\" state that doesn't let anyone go hungry but puts the thick\\-cut meat in the hands of corporations.\n\nIt doesn't seem that hard. But as far as governors go.......Minnesota really knows how to pick 'em /s",
"I've uploaded the PDF to my Mediafire account\n\n http://www.mediafire.com/file/4uep0se2anb8gqh/sl3d_dr1v3r.pdf",
"Sled Driver. It's like $400+ on Amazon\n\nI've uploaded the PDF to my Mediafire account\n\n http://www.mediafire.com/file/4uep0se2anb8gqh/sl3d_dr1v3r.pdf",
"This is a comedy club and they have been posting this stuff all week",
"Why don't I get facebook invites to events like this!?",
"Certainly not for recreational, and for medicinal it's only like the extracted oil in pill form or something.",
"I bet those ticket prices are HIGH",
"IMS building checking in!",
"It's real. I'm 99% sure the guy renting out my place is here for it.",
"Did he offer to pay you in bud?",
"In a nacho making contest sponsored by a cannabis growers club, everyone wins.",
"My stepbrother would make meals as ornate as a thanksgiving when he was stoned, but he was mostly a drinker. When he was three-sheets-to-the-wind-wasted you'd find him amoeba-ing across the kitchen floor, chewing on a cup of brown sugar. ",
"Fuck I'm making that for dinner with the new spicy ones",
"This is what I NEED\n\nNext time you go, take a picture. I want to see it so I can have it in my home",
"Amazing, thank you!!",
"In that order. ",
"Oh, I'm a total dick then.",
"What gave me away? Lmao.",
"I had no idea it was spam. I’m obviously not as experienced as some of you here. I’ll go back to lurking. Sheesh. ",
"It's all about proportions. ",
"Well damn. \nYa see, that’s solid intel and a 10/10 post. ",
"Is that three separate things or one amazing event?",
"That's the sexiest thing I've read on Reddit today.",
"That's ridiculous. I don't get drug tested so I can smoke it in Texas.. but I feel shady, lol. But I get that not everyone has that option.. I hope it gets more traction in your state and is able to get prescribed for your problems sooner rather than later. It could do a lot of good for you. That's bullshit you can't get access to it! ",
"I mean, I'm glad that it's becoming more available. I'm in Texas where people are.. very much against it, so I'm not too knowledgeable on state's that have actually legalized or partially legalized. (As I admit I should be.)\n\nI hear a lot of opposition against it here from people saying, \"In legal states, they hand it out for headaches/minor problems like it's candy! That's ridiculous!\" I knew that was an exaggeration.. but just assumed it was more widely available, especially for more 'common' health and mental problems like insomnia, depression, and gastric diseases. So we still have a long way to go... Damn. Well, thank you. I appreciate you explaining some of it for me. ",
"Karen is the name of any reddit comment made by him that doesn't start with a #",
"So, what contest are the nachos making?",
"How do I get tickets?",
"Thanks mate! ~~Travlt~~ I appreciate it\n\nEdit: Autocorrect doesn't like me.",
"Thank you!",
"Uhh.. thanks? Am I missing something or were there supposed to be a link? Lol",
"it's a really long amazon link so i made a hyperlink to it where i put \"here you go\" \n\nbut i'll just paste it here instead:\nhttps://www.amazon.com/dp/0929823087?tag=kinja-20&ascsubtag=b160f454174d903f28741909b3ffe780428bc377&rawdata=%5Bt%7Clink%5Bp%7C1079127041%5Ba%7C0929823087%5Bau%7C5723171357899282884%5Bb%7Coppositelock\n\nfwiw, you can do the same by writing [lala]\\(http://blabla.com) and it'll make a clickable word: [lala](http://blabla.com)",
"I do this too (but with no plastic bag) at Thanksgiving. One glorious mash of potatoes, turkey, stuffing, corn, cranberry sauce yo be eaten with large spoon for maximum efficiency.",
"Strategic planning",
"Fuck Karen",
"damn i actually laughed out loud at that",
"Yeah, everyone is an opium addict...got it.",
"The answer is yes.",
"Cheers! If you ever feel like coming into mercy for a drink I'll give you a free one, just say you're from Reddit. (I'm the only white girl host haha)",
"That's awesome, I'm happy it's helping you. If you don't mind sharing, what type/dose did they recommend for insomnia for you?",
"Thanks, I appreciate the sentiment. I hope more conditions become legal to treat here too.",
"Oh fuck me\n\nThis is what I'm doing next time ",
"No prob, friend. Yeah that's such a misconception...if it was ever \"handed out like candy\" it's definitely in the states where it's now recreationally legal. It's like the stories of states handing out abortions like candy...yeah you try and go get one, champ. See how that works out.",
"Totally.",
"Are you in Minnesota?! Look up leafline labs and they have resources... doctors that will give you a card. It took $150 and a 20 min appt to get mine approved by a doctor. Honestly leafline labs Facebook page has so many doctors willing to give you this card for a plethora of ailments. Check it out! ",
"I dont really have anytging it would cover yet though here i would need it for sleep but i dont have sleep apnea",
"Ahh, I ser. Thank you! I don’t usually comment on stuff on mobile, and apparently the Reddit app doesn’t recognise link formatting. That’s why I got confused.\n\nThanks for clearing that up!",
"No problem! \n\nYou should try the app Reddit Is Fun! It's the best",
"I did, actually! Then I decided to try iPhone SE, because I like the smaller screen. Unfortunately so, the only good app for Reddit on iOS is the official one...\n\nBut I would recommend you to try Joey as well! I started out using rif, but fell in love with Joey eventually.",
"Heavy indicas like the various kushes do the trick for me. I was prescribed 0.5g/day but that's just because the max order is a month's prescription, and much less is not worth shipping.\n\nI use more like 0.1g/day in a vaporizer an hour or so before bedtime. Doesn't get me really high but certainly makes me sleepy!\n\nI also keep around some Cannatonic which is a CBD heavy herb. It's not so great for making me sleepy, but it does relax the body and mind in a different way, and relieves muscle pain and tension so I can be comfy in bed. I always feel in a great mood the next day after using CBD in the evening. This is kind of a medical herb and harder to find on the illegal market, but there are legal CBD products available in most places, containing only CBD and not THC.",
"Thanks for the detail, man. Much appreciated. Yeah, I've researched cbd and I tried some cbd caramels (only thing i could find on my first try for something legal) but they had absolutely zero effect on me, pain or relaxation wise. I think I'll try an oil or another form and give it a second shot.\n\nAnd, uh, totally not the illegal portion of that advise you gave....",
"I believe insomnia is covered! Could be wrong though. You should call and ask if you really need it! Like I said though it’s soooo expensive here compared to other medical states. I had my card in AZ and Cali for over 6 years and it was such a hassle free and cheap process! Doesn’t hurt to call and ask what your options are! Best of luck to you! ",
"I bet those ticket prices are HIGH",
"CBD is absorbed like any cannabis edible which is to say it could take hours to take effect. And CBD alone has a very mild effect whereas CBD cannabis contains small amounts of THC, which is synergistic with it. Nothing wrong with trying it again though, especially if you can get it in an oil pen for easy use.\n\nIt's a strange world we live in where my prescribed medicine is your illegal drug. Stay safe and good luck with your treatment!",
"Haha true, strange world. Same to you!",
"I want to go to there.",
"Hmm https://i.imgur.com/fQGgHyp.jpg",
"That is the most random shit ever",
"... and thanks to this picture, it’s getting raided"
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"That’s a dope painting ",
"Wow. It’s stunning. Will you sell it, or keep it?",
"This painting is beautiful. However I believe you actually painted it on a canvas. ",
"What other pictures have you done?",
"One more redditor there: \nhttps://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uwf37/free_art_classes_in_the_streets_of_leeds_tonight",
"Beautiful! You on instagram?",
"Classic Reddit ",
"Have a look through my feed :)",
"Emily Garces ",
"And the only thing I ever see painted on the streets of Leeds is pavement pizza. \n\nImpressive lass, very impressive."
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"Now is the time to attack! ",
"Are you mad? We'll track mud and sand everywhere! ",
"Wait, where’s this at?",
"> Le Mont Saint-Michel (pronounced [lə mɔ̃ sɛ̃ mi.ʃɛl]; Norman: Mont Saint Miché, English: Saint Michael's Mount) is an island commune in Normandy, France.\n\n[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mont_Saint-Michel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mont_Saint-Michel)",
"Is it a repost if low tide happens every day?",
"Monty python something something",
"Dang. That’s actually pretty neat.",
"Exactly, attack and have them clean up after us. We’re so despicably evil.",
"The best place to reside in a zombie apocalypse",
"In my head, this is what Whiterun looks like... ",
"*Mont ",
"Dang, I didn’t even notice sorry",
"A bit pedantic since they mean the same thing, just jarring. \n\nAlso a shameless repost, no upvote for you. ",
"Somebody just had to do donuts",
"There's a St. Michael's Mount in Cornwall! ",
"Can I just link my all-time favourite Aphex Twin tune here?\n\n[Mt. Saint Michel / St. Michaels Mount](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NBDAunPkSAY)\n",
"God, that place has to smell like a massive pile of shit then. ",
"Water 7?",
"About a three hour trip from Paris! Worth the detour, we did it as a day trip (train + local bus, not an organized tour) and got to spend maybe 6-7 hours exploring. Beautiful spot, and that was more than enough time to climb to the top, tour the church, check things out, explore the tidal flats, and grab a long lunch. ",
"I wonder if this inspired Lordran in Dark Souls...",
"Nice, now your apostles are all martyrs and you have +2 relic slots.",
"Isn’t this the place from Onimusha 3?",
"Is that the place that has all the omelets?",
"Looks like they used this for the starting area in smt4.",
"Gondor",
"Yeah, I’d imagine heaven has omelets.",
"can someone post a picture, from a similar angle, at high tide?",
"That one was a gift to the monastery of the French island. I know this because I'm bored and clicked the link.\n\n\"In 1067, the monastery of Mont Saint-Michel gave its support to William the Conqueror in his claim to the throne of England. This he rewarded with properties and grounds on the English side of the Channel, including a small island off the southwestern coast of Cornwall which was modelled after the Mount and became a Norman priory named St Michael's Mountof Penzance.\"",
"Pft. Clearly the French spelled it wrong.",
"Reminds me of Forli in one of the Ezio Assassin's creeds",
"Dude that’s a freakin spaceship. It’s so obvious!",
"Yes!",
"It's all I could think of when reading the title and was hoping to find an aphex twin reference in the comments ",
"DEUS VULT",
"Fuck France",
"That pronouncement doesn't help me at all 😟",
"Chuck Norris’ sand castle looks pretty good.",
"Where is the tree of Gondor?",
"I can totally see this being in Game of thrones!!",
"It inspired Lea Monde in Vagrant Story which inspired Dark Souls.",
"Nice now checkout the top post of r/tiltshift",
"Don’t forget the plus 2 faith.",
"Why wasn’t this used as a GoT location? It’s perfect. ",
"Gondor",
"How the hell has nobody mentioned that this looks like Minas Tirith from LotR",
"Water 7",
"Minas Tirith.",
"It’s Minas Tirith but smaller! And not against a mountain!",
"Looks like *Blood and Wine*.",
"Where is the horn that was blowing?",
"Beat me to it! ",
"This actually was JRR Tolkiens inspiration for Minas Tirith.",
"High tide washes away any zombies that come by during low tide. ",
"I just heard about this place like two days ago .. a friend posted about on Facebook. Now I see it here.. what kind of message is this I wonder...",
"First time I had lemon Fanta was here. Great memories. ",
"Went here last time I was in France, and after seeing all these awesome photos I was so stoked. Ended up being completely foggy, but still pretty cool. ",
"Exactly what I thought!!!",
"Source? Because while it's entirely plausible I believe you just made it up. ",
"I want your soul??",
"Gondor calls for aid!",
"I've visited this place, it is amazing, and even when you're there is hard to ignore the similarities to Gondor. But I've only just noticed in this picture how much it reminds me of Mortal Engines. I wonder if it inspired the author. ",
"I went a few years ago and I seem to recall being told that Hogwarts Castle was inspired by it. I guess both could conceivably be true. ",
"I've done the Paris tour before so this place has really vaulted itself onto my must-do list. Absolutely mind-bending to have a place like this on a random beach. ",
" IIRC it's literally THE thing that Minas Tirith is based off of. ",
"Great map for Assassin's Creed multi-player.",
"Definitely think it was inspired by this.",
"This is so impressive !",
"How did they build those walls?",
"I watched a YouTube video recently debating places that were the ideal location to survive a zombie apocalypse. This was the top pick because of its fortification, farms, and more importantly, the fact that the tide would drown and keep invaders a bay twice a day.",
"https://i.imgur.com/oVZxavU.jpg",
"Where's the bridge in the first pic? ",
"\"mo sa me shell\" is the closest you can get without French nasal sounds.",
"You and everyone else, unfortunately. Don't go in tourist season!",
"Hon hon hon ",
"They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. ",
"It's in the top left. The low tide pic is zoomed in compared to high tide.",
"They put it away at low tide because they don't need it.",
"i was expecting an Aphex Twin remix ",
"I went there last year. It feels like a jrpg town. The funny thing is there are alot of japanese tourists and you will see japanese samurai swords.. in the gift shops. ",
"Looks like that one town in the anime Soul Eater",
"Looks like something out of dark souls. Where here's this huge castle and then everything else in the distance is just barren wasteland with nothing lol",
"The farms are all off-island, though. A few yard-sized veggie patches won't get you far.",
"[Here's a comparison.](http://www.my7continents.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/TIDES.jpg)\n\nI think the image at the top of the thread was from before the bridge was built, maybe? I don't see it, anyway.",
"plus zombies can't drown",
"Ever notice how there are no elevated plateaus of landmass in Civilization? Like it's a bunch of flat land separated by impassible mountains, but there is no high ground to take advantage of? ",
"Didn't even knew this existed during high tide either",
"Reposted within 21 days.",
"Correct, it used to be elevated and cars could park at all times (picture at the top). The access road as since been destroyed now and it is only accessible via the bridge and only with dedicated buses (with two stirring wheels since it can’t do a U-turn.)\n\nThere are warnings of high tides so visitors don’t get stuck. That wasn’t the case with the old access road and AFAIK it was destroyed to restore this unique aspect of the place.\n\nIt’s an amazing place to visit\n\nEdit: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/french-connection-after-1300-years-there-s-a-bridge-to-mont-saint-michel-9686650.html",
"It's not like zombies are invisible. Getting soaked in salt water will melt them in a few days.",
"Been there twice. It doesn't. ",
"It's really my all time favourite Aphex Twin tune. Is it inconceivable that my favourite one isn't Alberto Balsam or April 14th or something? Is your Gate Keeping that powerful that the concept of personal preference is totally alien to you? \n\nWhat's your favourite Aphex Twin tune? Maybe if you tell me, I can say 'cool' and accept your choice like, you know, an adult.",
"You're right. Ghosts are usually the invisible ones.",
"Damn my typo of invincible. Lol.",
"Is this real?",
"Civ V definitely has high ground and terrain-based advantage. ",
"The tide has gone down in the West...",
"And Rohan will answer! Muster the Rohirrim!",
"Yes, it's real. It's in Normandy, France. I had the great pleasure of visiting there in about 2000. I saw a picture of it in a book when I was a child in the Sixties. It captivated me. It was a dream come true when I got to visit. Some think it's too touristy, but if you look beyond all that it's magical.\n",
"It's too recognizable.\n",
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere",
"Yeah, this or vordhosbn or possibly 54Cymru beats is mine.",
"Thats Cool",
"Is this real Foto?",
"Glad you cleared that up",
"Reminds me of Clerres in the Robin Hobb books ",
"Northwest france. Pretty cool place, though it's very busy. ",
"If you ever decide to visit I recommend going early so you get there as it opens, then make your way straight to the top and work your way down. About 11am thousands of elderly international tourists descend on it and it becomes a nightmare. Also the car park is quite a ways away, you can walk it but I wouldn't. There's a bus but the drivers don't seem to care about whether your comfortable or safe because they keep packing people on and won't leave the depot until it's at maximum capacity. Then they stop at the hotels to force more people on, it's insane. I would recommend the horse drawn carriage, it's slower obviously but way more pleasant, and only like €6. It's a really interesting place, but remember it's a monastery, and religious tourists are the worst.",
"When is that?",
"I recommend staying in a hotel on the island. Then you can get up early and beat the other tourists. The monastery is a magical place when you walk around (almost) on your own. ",
"Looks great - but stinks to high heaven in Summer. The whole area is farming country and the water run off is high in fertiliser. This makes the algae grow like crazy. The beaches are huge and practically flat so this algae bakes in the sun.",
"They might not drown but they can get swept out to sea",
"Do you have a link good sir? Sounds like some dumb shit id like to waste my time watching. Thanks much!",
"I wish they had something for scale because I can't actually guage how big this is. It looks like one of those Christmas decorations on the table while you're waiting in line to meet santa. It doesn't seem real. ",
"Hi there Anakin",
"Where was gondor when the westfold fell?",
"My dad has a place about an hour away so I’ve been a few times, beautiful spot for the day out.",
"Fun fact that you may already know but isn’t mentioned in this thread so others might appreciate the link. \n\nSt Michael’s Mount is in Marazion in Cornwall, UK. Aphex Twin was born in Lanner, Cornwall about 10 miles from Marazion. ",
"Thoses photography are really old, now the cars can't Park near the mont, cause it destroy sand formation and à lot of tourist get trapped by the sea",
"Low tide, quicksand",
"Yes they they store it in a warehouse on the east side of the island.",
"Behind the hills, into shadow.",
"In this picture tide was higher than usual. https://m.imgur.com/gallery/1VGDm",
"It has to be... like. I have no doubt",
"Reminds me of death city from soul eater",
"[Here you go](https://youtu.be/quJKIgcAeDQ)",
"Are you a women?",
"It's slightly less impressive, but it's nice that a landmark has its own tribute band.",
"Helms deep",
"That's for [St. Michael's Mount in Cornwall](https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=st+michael%27s+mount&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiuna-ywInZAhVEQMAKHa7TCm0Q_AUICygC&biw=1920&bih=949#imgrc=23xTPrLJ7HbX_M:). The picture for this thread is St. Michael's Mount in Normandie",
"It's a bridge too far.",
"May i ask you why ?",
"This makes me want to play Kingdom Hearts 3D again.",
"Wasn't that a Venician inspired city? The waterways everywhere and the literal sea horses. Though I guess when that storm comes and floods half the city... ",
"♪This is not the greatest castle on an island! This is just a tribute♪",
"Well, very slowly : the mount has been a construction site between the 10th till the 17th century. \n\nStones came from the Chausey Islands which are located just north of the Mount St Michel : boats were using the tide to go back and forth between the mount and the quarry.",
"Without reddit i wouldn’t never know that this place exists. Thank you!",
"Couldn't you survive a zombie apocalypse by just like, existing? I mean if you take away Humans ability to make tools and intelligence you kinda end up with like, a super shitty predator that's outclassed by everything. If they're rotting they'll just be giant insect magnets and will be eaten away within a day or two and if it's like in 28 days later just wait a week or two while they all fucking starve and get eaten by wild animals. \n\nThis is all just assuming the military doesn't fucking massacre them of course. ",
"This looks like the basis of Game of Thrones Conquest's Keep",
"I see they've added some modifications to Salamandastron",
"They used bold letters though. I think that means they are an authority. ",
"Visited on a 12yr old school trip. Probably the coolest place to explore with your childhood buddies.\n",
"Onimusha 3",
"The unassuming and flat environment makes them look locked in and paranoid rather than protected. Interesting.",
"In the distance, from somewhere deep inside the city of Omashu, you can hear a man weeping for his cabbages.",
"How did it come to this?",
"Saint Michel zombie fortress",
"The best. ",
"I'm Cornish born, my first thoughts were that it was an unusual way to write the name and \"Wait, that's not St. Michael's Mount!\".",
"Looks like Minas Tirrith from LOTR. ",
"Oh hai Mark!",
"What foundation did they use to prevent the whole thing from slipping away in the sand?",
"Its a really nice place to go ",
"looks awesome.. until you are actually there.\n\ni mean the place is still awesome but it gets ruined by the amount of tourisits. some places can handle vast amounts of tourists better then others so.",
"From January to December most years",
"Put them both together and you get this\n\n[Aphex Twin - Mt Saint Michel + Saint Michaels Mount](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlr8duyToKo)",
"Did you really say ”stirring wheels”",
"Hills don’t count?",
"Well actually the actual title is \"Mt Saint Michel + Saint Michaels Mount\". So it's for both.",
"Hmmm I dunno if this place was inspired by Water 7. Just how long has One Piece been around???",
"It looks like a small model and someone tall is just taking a picture of it on a beach",
"Well, it's in France, which B&W was supposed to model. ",
"So, is this the set of Mortal engines?",
"But, what if, after we attacked..., we wanted to stay?",
"There is a back route to the top that avoids the hordes of coffin dodgers shambling past the gift shops",
"What?",
"Quit your shit steering. ",
"Same! I live a few miles down the road from Marazion and I was thinking \"huh.. they've done alot of remodelling recently...\"",
"I was going to apologise for calling them sir.. Jesus you guys are serious Sally's.... I'm trying to make friends here!",
"AND MY AXE!",
"Thanks Ken",
"Miyazaki said in the Design Works book that he took inspiration for New Londo from Mont Saint-Michel!\n\nThe Anor Londo castle/cathedral is basically a copy paste of Il Duomo too.",
"WE SHALL TAKE JERUSALEM. ",
"Yeah a zombie apoc is the least scary horror trope to me because real zombies would be complete shit and be outlasted by a couple days playing video games inside.",
"IT SAYS YOURE A HERETIC",
"Real life Lindblum from Final Fantasy 9?",
"how beautiful!",
"The bridge is a \"recent\" thing. Twenty years ago you could still get stuck on the island at high tide. The roadway would flood. ",
"I don't think you can drown a zombie ",
"Have you two never seen a zombie movie in your life? It's not the zombies that are dangerous, it's the people.\n\nInfected people who hide their bites \n\nPeople who want your stuff and will try to take it because anarchy \n\nGeneral opportunists \n\nNot to mention that a zombie plague will spread faster than you would think due to people not believing it's real. \n\n",
"clash of clans be like....",
"it's a natural rock island",
"Would suck if there was a whale stranded across the road as the water receded. ",
"No, we did not notice that. It's because you're wrong. ",
"this is posted every single day",
"upvote for vagrant story",
"It looks like the real-life version of every sand castle I’ve ever made.",
"Are you sure it's not [neuschwanstein?](https://images4.alphacoders.com/255/thumb-1920-255966.jpg)",
"That picture is old, it’s been like 10 years since you can’t park juste in front of the mount like that.",
"I hear you're a racist now /u/mbelf",
"Underrated comment",
"Sure. If we aren't talking about zombie sharks and zombie octopi.",
"And this is how I found my next minecraft project..... ",
"Wow, those peasants are so fucked in 40 yrs! ",
"Stir this conversation away from insults please guys.",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocamadour\n",
"Zombies will be so underwhelming that its just the starter for the human apocalypse",
"nice",
"Water 7, in \"One Piece\".",
"That's the kingdom from Tangled",
"Use Google Earth, it's amazing.",
"Beware the quicksand on your way.",
"I was thinking the same about the city in Tousaint in The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine.",
"IKR? Everyone knows it's spelled \"sturring.\"",
"Minis Tirith",
"Why would we want to do that? There's mud and sand everywhere",
"Someone once put it in perspective for me. Zombies source of food is also their source of reproduction. That alone means they're destined to go extinct. Also, mother nature is not kind to dead things. Animals, bacteria, and bugs will make short work of zombies. Their \"lifespan\" is a matter of days.",
"im talking about large expansive areas that are above the average height that an entire country could occupy and use to their advantage. Not singular plots or strings of raised hills. ",
"When the zombies come, this will be a great fortress.",
"That makes no sense. They can burn, but not drown?\n\n -- Zombiologist, moments before he dies",
"Ever seen what water does to a corpse though? Those zombies are gonna be useless bloated sacks of goo.",
"A spear and some rope. Fresh zombies everyday. ",
"Looks like the French one got bombed",
"Looks like the French one got bombed",
"Now THATS a castle ",
"https://www.google.com/maps/place/50170+Le+Mont-Saint-Michel,+Frankreich/@48.6359722,-1.5137929,579m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x480ea8d67c9ceeb3:0xc5834ce47e0dc3fe!8m2!3d48.636063!4d-1.511457",
"This needs to become some kind of civilization VI wonder that can only be built on a one-tile island",
"Looks like Catan has already been settled.",
"Untill you starve to death",
"I visited when I was young with my family! I was in middle school at the time and loved the island, the castle, the culture, and the food! I had a great time and afterwards (because it was low tide) me and my sisters decided to “play” in the sinking sand lol... I’m sure you can imagine my mother’s reaction when she found me sinking in almost to my hips. ",
"Yes but in a zombie movie those things are dangerous because they let the zombies in, otherwise it's a biker apocalypse movie.\n\nBesides when people choose these ideal zombie forts, they are thinking about the zombies not the biker gangs. That's why they choose a dramatic castle, which was once designed to keep people out but is outdated. In reality you'd probably be better off in a military protected area.",
"[Gonna go play Onimusha now](https://youtube.com/watch?v=4qa9uJAq9vc)",
"Fall to the keep!",
"Turns out i miss remember because it wasnt Tolkien that was inspired by it but Peter Jackson for the films instead, Tolkien was apparently inspired by Ravenna an italian town \nhttps://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.thelocal.it/20151028/map-shows-italian-city-inspired-tolkein-town/amp",
"What I was about to say as well. Definitely reminded me of Water 7.",
"TBH, unless the bikers have artillery, a properly-garrisoned castle wouldn't be a bad spot. It was siege artillery, not regular firearms, that made castles obsolete.",
"To the left on the first pic",
"One piece ",
"A few yard-sized veggie patches are all you need to feed 5-6 people indefinitely.",
"I'm adding this to my bucket list",
"Thank goodness for the captions. ",
"How much do the HOA fees cost per month?",
"Is this a pun? It sounds like a pun and I just want to say I don’t see what you’re trying to do there",
"Minas...",
"Coulda sworn this was posted like...last week",
"If you don’t keep a bombard under the stairs your parents didn’t raise you right mate. My dad taught me to be prepared to lay siege to my enemies and despoil their homes at a moments notice.",
"Found the Wisconsinite",
"This is the real life Middenheim. ",
"But not just the mud and sand. But there mudchidlren and mudwomen and sandchildren and sandwomen too",
"If you're talking about a single family settling there. But the current population of the island is 44, and it has historically gone as high as 1100, with an average of 200-400. Also, the veggie patches don't exist yet, so no starting advantage. It's all flower gardens, pocket cemeteries, and lawns right now.\n\nAnd seeing as the island isn't completely walled, 5-6 might have a very hard time defending it, either from zombies or other settlers. The wall only goes around maybe 1/3, with another 1/4 or so protected by cliff. The rest is forest right to the beach.",
"Letterkenny cadence?",
"Oh shit. It's a real-life Water 7.",
"We're all just steering the pot now.",
"Common fact about Saint-Michel: Diagon alley from Harry Potter was modelled after the streets here. Standing on the streets you would almost feel lost like you were in the Harry Potter universe.",
"wasn't this in one piece?",
"No need, the Titans will attack and devour everyone.",
"*Les Zombes Prêt à Table*",
"So simply add a garrison of 1,000 and that problem is easily solved.",
"Who you then can't feed without the mainland farms. Which makes it pointless to be on MSM in the first place. ",
"All I see there is Loot Lake",
"Bloody sandpeople! Always coming back on greater numbers!",
"Muster the Rohirrim!",
"He's at -35 karma after one day on Reddit, he's probably just a shit head.",
"All the time. Can confirm.",
"HOLY SHIT!!! You've spotted a typo in an online post! You're a fucking genius and the hero of the age! Surely great riches of Karma and Reddit gold are on the way for you due to your great and beneficial contribution to this thread. Congratulations. ",
"There will not be anarchy. No one would be threatened by things that won't be able to stand up after a few hours. Seriously, the biology for zombies is shit.",
"i really liked the zombie survival guides explanation of that where the zombie virus was completely lethal to all life, even down to the microscopic thus zombies didn't rot at all and were completely sterile, except for the zombie virus itself. ",
"This person puns. \n\n",
"So what, others haven't seen it.",
"Now that looks absolutley beautiful. I could quite happily live there completely on my own.",
"Zombies don't fuck? ",
"Do people live there?",
"Actually, the \"high tide\" seen in many pictures generally only shows up twice a year or so. I spent 3 nights on the island, and never saw the waters actually surround the island. It's still an impressive defence - the mud flats are notoriously easy to get stuck in. I remember watching some tourist lose his bike out there. ",
"You mean the parking lot?",
"I hope you find peace within yourself one day. Much love.",
"Tell me more about fictional magical biology ",
"But the fourth one stayed up!",
"I bet it's insanely expensive to live there",
"So simply keep it down to 5 or 6 people and you can feed them from the gardens.",
"Is that the inspiration for Minas Tirith in the Lord of the Rings?",
"I was there last week and the town was practically empty . It was such a treat! Paris and France in the off season is so worth it",
"RIDE! RIDE NOW!",
"And then the colossal titan showed up and kicked open the wall and now the titans are all inside ",
"Less 50 than people live on the island\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mont_Saint-Michel",
"Always riding single file to hide their numbers",
"Yes it has",
"The most expensive omelettes you've ever seen! 25€/31USD/38CAD! I don't care how good it is. ",
"Hey I’m planning on visiting next year and we want to stay on the island. What’s the best way to get there? (Train in from Paris? Rent a car or Uber? Come in from London?)",
"“Coffin dodgers” lol",
"Water seven from one piece ",
"Trump wall will keep them out",
"So anyway, how’s your sex life",
"One of the coolest places I've ever been. When we arrived, it was so foggy we couldn't even see the top. The mist was practically rolling down the streets as we walked up the streets. All my photos were taken on film cause it was million years ago it seems, otherwise I'd grab one to share. ",
"May it never change",
"Hard to tell but it seems like the Walls are too low. They could stack and climb it eventually ",
"Read World War Z, the island survivors were surprised when zombies just walked acroxx ocean floors to get to them.\n\nGod I hope that movie's sequel writers buy a copy of the book this time around.",
"And may it never change us. ",
"A fun tidbit:\n\nThis astounding place is on the north coast of France, meanwhile, on the south coast of Britain, there is a similar construction (though only a castle-type thing rather than an entire small town) named St Michael's Mount, again on an island jutting out from the mainland that is connected at low tide\n\n(And for some reason auto correct wants to turn \"mount\" into \"mom\") \n\nSource: have visited both, must say the French one is neater on the neato scale",
"That certainly looks more like Hogwarts, I’m just repeating what my wife told me. ",
"Yes.",
"Shingeki no kyojin?",
"Can't believe I had to scroll that far down to find an AoT reference.",
"This reminds me of Water 7 in One Piece! Didn't realize the place was based off of an actual location... would love to visit it.",
"If it's a magical zombie then maybe not but if a zombie occurs scientifically, It'll be completely and utterly useless. Like all zombies are crap if they aren't powered by magic. ",
"It'd still be impossible to generate enough energy to maintain that. Any version of a scientific zombie is essentially bullshit unless it's complete science fantasy and ignoring actual science.",
"Reminds me of Water 7 from One Piece ",
"What’s with the (car?) marks on the left? Are people driving that close and time it right?",
"Looks like a Mortal Engine\n",
"Death city?",
"Underrated",
"They've taken the hobbits to isengard",
"Go off season for sure. I went during US Thanksgiving last year and it was pretty empty. Only thing that costs money outside of food/drink is entrance to the church at the top.\n\nYou do get a weird tourist sham vibe when you realize all the restaurants and hotel are the same company though.",
"and only an hour from the beaches of normandy if ww2 tourism interests you. I took a tour out of Bayeux and it was amazing.",
"a tea plantation...?",
"I’ve only used a rental car, and that worked well. \n",
"Omlette du fromage?",
"yes you have to ignore actual science to reanimate the dead? \n\ni appreciate when writers take the time to rationalise plot points using science within our limits of suspension of disbelief is all. i.e they could have not bothered providing any explanation to the rotting problem, but a hand wavey one is better than none ",
"Particularly June-August",
"This guy gets the reference.",
"Ah man, my first ever 3D puzzle I built was of this place. It's awesome seeing how similar it truly is.",
"That inspired Disney's castle.",
"Dammit Ricky, your brains fucked, let bubbles do the talking",
"How much money do you need to buy this place? Would be sick to live on there. \n\nOn unrelated notes the cheapest island is only like 900.000 so a goal one might reach",
"Roast zombie?",
"Or just wait it out at the Winchester. ",
"Looking at my dvs, I'm apparently the only one. Great show though, worth it.",
"Shalour City!! Tower of Mastery!",
"I'm no man!",
"I’ve been here and to the one in England called St. Michael’s Mount. Both are amazing. Real gems. ",
"Man it depends on your zombie lore. What if they're the fast moving aggressive kind. And what if it's the umbrella corporation type where they are actively creating more regularly and perfecting their technique so they can be used as weapons.\n\n",
"And I can’t get a 2 foot tall retaining wall to stay up. ",
"Another civilization has completed a wonder.",
"Sadly, there are no farms inside the walls. All the farm land is unprotected. Quick question too, can zombies drown? I guess it depends on the type of zombie lol :)\n\nPersonally, I'd just go up north and let them freeze and fall apart as they follow. Perhaps I should learn winter survival before that though? hahahah",
"I can't see a picture of this place without hearing Philip Glass.",
"Except they have built a wide raised road to it, so you can get to it even at high tide.",
"My wife is from near there, and we visited it last summer. She said \"the tide comes in like a horse galloping.\"",
"Watch the movie \"28 WEEKS LATER\", not days later, weeks later, go watch that, imagine zombies like that, would you be scared?",
"woah",
"10 hours, 10 Karma and gold... well done sir.",
"Normand here. Or go in the off season (October or November is great) when it is raining. You'll nearly have the place to yourself and will have ample opportunity to explore. ",
"Hot take. I bet you love dishing this one out as often as possible.",
"Wouldn’t the tides sweep them away? Or we talking Pirates of the Caribbean style where they walk through the water? Didn’t the zombies move underwater in Land of the Dead?",
"Anyone know what would be best to plant to quickly get a food source going? Say you took that big patch of grass away, what would you plant that would work well for that region?",
"You could always make everyone strip down before allowing them to cross back into the island, do like a bite-check.",
"Wouldn’t it affect the gut biome and all the little critters that allow us to live? So even less realistic of a scenario?",
"I wonder if you could put a bunch of barriers like Dragons teeth or something on the beach around... granted the salt water would make them last a very limited time.",
"Nah. Gotta go mudding first. ",
"apparently it was lethal to all life but only animated human life, and only seeked out humans to actively infect and only through bites. thus bacteria was killed inside a zombie but other animal life was fine unless they accidentally got infected by eating a corpse or something. ",
"It's irrelevant. The human body would be garbage as an undead in any kind of unlikely real life scenario.",
"Zombies like brains, not veggies. You can still have farms on the mainland, the sea will clear the area for you to exit.",
"> This was the top pick because of its […] farms\n\nThe farms are all on the mainland, and the Rock is, well, mostly solid rock. There's a few greenery but none is cultivated.\n\nPrison/fortified islands (Mamula/Lastavica, Thorn Island, Saint Michael's Mount, Castle Island, Fort Jefferson, FL …) seem like a better bet, they tend to be flatter and more adaptable to some farming.",
"The walls are pretty high, the issue you'll have is they don't fully encircle the Rock.",
"It wasn't there yet.\n\nA huge causeway had been built in the late 19th century, with parkings added at the foot of the rock in the mid 20th. But between irrigation canals on the river upstreams and the causeway preventing currents circling the rock, the Mont started getting silted in, in the 70s studies indicated the Mont would have lost its maritime character (would be linked to the mainland by permanent salt marshes) by the mind-90s, and would be completely surrounded by salt marshes by 2040.\n\nTo try and avoid this, the causeway was demolished and replaced by a bridge in the early aughts. It's unclear whether the replacement will actually work or whether it just delays the inevitable."
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"I have the same wallet ",
"ARREST THIS MAN! HE'S GOT MY WALLET! ",
"You didn’t have to show me, I know. ",
"Most wallets look like this now, I personally do not know anyone who carries cash on them anymore.",
"r/notinteresting ",
"Missed the opportunity to let a fly come off the wallet",
"I've brought dishonor to my family's name. ",
"At least you have 3 lint balls left mine are long gone ",
"Looks like mine. ",
"Someone will soon make a meme out of this depicting what an empty wallet looks like to the 1% who’ve probably never seen one. ",
"I am not broke, I also almost never have any cash in my wallet.",
"HIS DRIVERS LICENSE! HA HA HA!",
"I could photoshop this...",
"[...](https://imgur.com/a/SDt9q)",
"Jesus, guy. ",
"NSFW watch out",
"yeah I forgot to say so",
"My wallet looks like that, but it also has small receipts that I'll never look at again.",
"That wallet is bad luck and needs to be discarded. ",
"Fuck you.",
"guess it's some money in the wallet, the rest under the mattress guy ?",
"Thanks, I always wondered.",
"What?.... I couldn't imagine...."
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This is what $0 looks like in a wallet
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"Wtf is gumbo soil?",
"Somewhere JASF is like: \"Dude! I told ya I'd be famous one day.\"",
"today I learned of and am glad I don't have *gumbo soil*",
"It’s a soil with an excessive amount of clay in it ",
"I don’t know why, but I like this.",
"I don't want to be behind you when you get on the highway."
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When the gumbo soil wraps your tires like a fruit roll up
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"Could you imagine losing your favorite arrow while traversing glaciers?\n\nYou know his cave wife bitched him out, \"Ugh, Gronk, You no do nothing right.\"\n",
"Lmao ",
"That’s how the global warmists keep you distracted. “Everything’s melting, but hey! Look at all the cool stuff you can find!”",
"This is so cool",
"1000 year old arrow. Cave wife. Something doesn’t add up here. ",
"Reminds me of finding stuff that was lost over the winter when the snow melts. I've found wallets, toonies, chains, etc that had been hidden by the snow.\n\nIf I were a serial killer I'd go hunting for shit like this. Imagine finding a weapon from thousands of years ago and using it to kill, then eventually placing it back under ice for a future killers to use. A weapon that has been killing throughout the ages.",
"That took quite a turn",
"That must be for seal hunting.",
"Found her after the ice melted the last time",
"No, because in most peoples minds marriage has been around forever.....",
"Oh wow what a neat ... what tha wut m8?",
"To be fair this was found in the summer.\n\nhttps://www.archaeology.org/news/6316-180131-copper-barbed-antler",
"So...global warming has happened before?\n\nHOW DID OUR DISTANT ANCESTORS STOP GLOBAL WARMING?",
"Yes, global warming and cooling happens on a large timescale naturally, and this is how we know what the temperature *should* be at this point in time.\n\nThis is also how we know that our actions have direct consequences that result in temperature deviations.\n\nWe can also propose that our actions are forcing accelerated natural selection on a global scale; It's expected that this has occurred, is occurring, and will occur.",
"So if this arrow is only a thousand years old, the ice is only that old. It could just be normal climate shift. If you unearth a frozen dinosaur/megalodon, then I'll start worrying.",
"Well they didn't drive cars or have industrial revolutions in several different countries...\n\nProbably their use of clean coal power plants...\n\nFuckin dumbass.",
"This deserves more votes",
"Birth of a \"cursed\" weapon",
"I had to pinch myself to make sure this wasn't r/fakehistoryporn.\n\nThis is awesome!",
"Here’s a bit of assigned learning for you:\n\nCausation-Correlation fallacy\nNon Sequitur\nFallacy of Scale\nBiased Sample fallacy\n\nI’ve never met someone who argued for global warming, who didn’t use one of these fallacies. You used 3 of the 4 above.",
"lol WAY too late to worry at that point",
"Soooo there wasn’t ice there back then for the arrow to be there and they survived just fine 😜",
"I’ll bet you are real fun at parties. ",
"Fallacy: appeal to humor\n\n",
"Scientists were confused about the presence of mastodon blood mingled with Jimmy Hoffa’s before you came along. ",
"We really infested this place pretty badly these last thousand. imagine another thousand.",
"Ouch. And of course, the fall-back...the good ol’ ad hominem.",
"Snow caves.",
"Or, it fell on top of the ice, and was snowed over, because, y'know, that's how glaciers work. They move slowly over time.",
"I’ll give you $3.50 for it. ",
"\"The global scientific community views global warming as a legitimate threat to social and ecological stability and a general cause for concern\"\n\n\"However, several archaeologists are elbowing and shushing them. . .'",
"Does this mean the dinosaurs are going to melt and the rule the planet once more?",
"You made quite a leap there. It could have fallen on the ice and then been buried. Or it could have been transported down to the glacier view mud/water. Glaciers are dynamic and move over time.",
"Thats not even the same guy, so hes not \"falling back\" on anything. Youre just coming off as a douche lol",
"Glaciers are melting archeologists... \n\"That'll teach em!\" - Every paleontologist ",
"Wait a second, I’ll call up Jimmy. He’s my buddy and is an expert on antler-based arrows from arctic regions. ",
"I shall buy this new Hummer in the name of all archeologists of the world",
"Still mad they didn't call them doubloons.",
"So the glaciers 1 year ago were bigger than they were 1000 years ago. Strange.",
"Clever. I'm going to try to get that to catch on.",
"Toonie?",
"Canada has a dollar coin with a loon on it, and it is commonly called a loonie. When the two dollar coin came out they called it the toonie.",
"It's a messed up situation, and it's not worth the negative impacts of climate change by a long-shot...but Antarctica is going to be an absolute fucking goldmine for paleontologists when the ice recedes further.\n\nI myself have some very specific predictions about fossils from a very specific group of sharks down there.",
"Why aren't there modern ridiculous movies like Encino man?",
"James Patterson already wrote a book on it: \"The Cross Family: A Legacy of Death\" $19.95 paperback.",
"A glacier is a river of solid ice. It moves, and cuts the land underneath it, entraps stuff with it. Things get dropped on it and frozen in the top. Etc.",
"Now I look at this thing and I wonder how something so heavy and misshapen could fly fast and straight enough to be useful as a hunting tool. ",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohA2RSxMp3opeZZvO/giphy.gif ",
"thats ok archaeologists are basically just historians with shovels.",
"/s? Please tell me this is a /s",
"Beauty explication bud! ",
"[](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Toonie_-_front.png)",
"Ah, ty. I wish we had $2 coins...just because.",
"Plot twist: [the weapon](https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/11/the-zombie-diseases-of-climate-change/544274/) kills *you*.",
" Pleistocene epoch, \"glacial period\" which began about 110,000 years ago and ended about 15,000 years ago. The last four interglacials \"warm up time\" lasted over ~20,000 years with the warmest portion being a relatively stable period of 10,000 to 15,000 years duration. It's been 15,000 years.",
"I don't use cash very often. I use my credit card about a hundred times a month.\n\nI wonder, machines that sell little toys here in Canada often take loonies or toonies. You know those machines were you put the coin in and turn it?\n\nIn the USA do they take multiple quarters? Do they not use the turny type machines for those (and perhaps use more expensive machines that take bills)? Or are the toys cheaper? ",
"Cave women make do",
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa....\n\n\nWe use trowels too",
"Depends. Sometimes you'll find it just has a crank large enough for three quarters, the middle one being higher up. Sometimes you have to just put in a quarter, turn, put in a quarter, repeat until gumball.",
"They take bills or have slots that except multiple types of coins. The turny kind will get you some gum, or a few hot tamales.",
"I wonder if that implies that the glaciers melting this bad is seasonal (like 1000 years kinda seasonal), or if we fucked up so bad that shit from the ice age is starting to surface",
"Interesting.\n\nBack in 2008 I found a toy cat in a vending machine for a quarter. I played with it all the time. Something about the expression on its face made me laugh. I'd go \"meow meow meow\" and play with it. My sister hated it and threw it away one day.\n\nWhenever I see those machines I look for the cat. I need to before they stop producing it, which may have been years ago for all I know.\n\nI get really off topic. It's one of my hallmarks.",
"Lol shows you the average persons understanding of history. ",
"You don't see turny ones with like those sticky hands or like mini laser pointers or chains?",
"Lol gronk is a caveman",
"Annndddd noooowww you're on a list.",
"In pristine shape at auction the most you'd get for something like this is like $3.50",
"I hope it's the list of top ten people of all time.",
"Not much anymore, here anyway, can't remember the last time I saw one. The ones that used to be around everywhere had multiple notches to drop the quarters in, and then turn.",
"I'd be funny if one of the things they find is some literal silver lining.",
"Caveman drops arrow\n\nSnow falls on arrow\n\nMore snow falls\n\nSnow is compressed into ice\n\nArrow is now frozen in ice",
"Yeah, he was off by at least [65 million years](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1AQZopGG44&t=2m58s).",
"Yes The ice is going to melt and there will be more water for plants and its going to get really hot and plants are going to like that and get big and big plants make big animals and so on till we have dinosaurs ",
"but mostly just shovels.",
"Lol, no. Everything is static. Just how the almighty sky dude created 5000 years ago.\n\n/s",
"Stop making up words",
"It's called \"aagussaq\" in West Greenlandic (Kalaallisut), which is the main language of Greenland. Something that appears after the snow melts. I don't speak any of the Greenlandic languages (there's three), I just saw the word in a Greenlandic-Danish dictionary because it starts with an \"a\". ",
"I like how languages where things are more common have specific words for them.\n\nIt makes me wonder if peaceful civilization ls existed that didn't have a word for war, or something like that. What common words have languages lacked, and what words were there that today's common languages lack?",
"Sounds bout right",
"Well ... my Greenlandic ex wouldn't know the word. Not just because she's born in East Greenland, but also because words like that are dead now. I've had a lot of fun reading through a Greenlandic-Danish dictionary - and so has she, because she doesn't know any of the old words. \n\nI found a word for when the seal dives at the very moment you shoot at it. My ex has been seal hunting and I'm sure she knows the feeling, just not the word (I can't remember what it is, I don't think it starts with an a).",
"If ice melt somehow will recombine their DNA from basically nothing, then yes.",
">1018 AD\n\n>go to rockstop\n\n>ask for overrock\n\n>they don't sell physical overrock\n\n>have to make pilgrimage into spider cave to find overrock\n\n>get eaten by giant spider\n\nooga booga rockstop",
"I like that. I know that feeling from videogames only, but it is a distinct feeling.\n\nI like words for non-tangible things. Just having a word for it makes it more real.",
"It's alarming that the glaciers are melting? Come on, we know climate change is being sped up rapidly by human activty.",
"\"Asavagi\" means \"I love you.\" \n\n\"Iggu\" means \"you're so sweet!\"\n\n\"kasuutta\" (pronounced \"gasuda\") means cheers (or skål).\n\nI know a few of the nice words. I never learned Greenlandic swearing. \"Qaa\" means c'mon. \n\nI sing, \"Qaa baby light my fire\" and my ex responds, \"qaa.\"",
"> ex\n\nCould have been more wholesome.",
"But no Pangea. Animal size is correlated to size of land mass. (Why islands have small animals.)",
"Yeah, maybe this guy threw it out. Probably got it as a birthday gift or something. \"FUCK THIS ARROW!\"",
"I live in Hawaii and there are some friggen yuge animals here. In prehistoric times there were much more plants and which brought up the earths oxygen 17% more than it is today which made scorpions the size of dogs. There size is related to the oxygen content in the air.",
"Doesn't mean it can't be a fake. Either this is a spear of some kind because I doubt it could fly through the air. ",
"Very cool. It's nice to see we're getting some trinkets as we enter our species extinction event. ",
"Among other things, yes. Including land mass. Oxygen isn't the only factor, is what I'm saying. The size of the biome is another. You get bigger animals on bigger land masses, and the biggest animals in the biggest biome of all: the ocean.",
"She's my ex with benefits now. We have been on and off for four years, but whenever we're together for real she becomes possessive and needy - and even worse, drunk and overly emotional. \n\nI'm a free man, and she needs to know that before she behaves herself. She knows the rules: No drinking on week days, leave when I tell her to, and complain only if the roof is on fire. \n\nOur relationship is always better when we're broken up. We haven't been in a fist fight in months, and that's an accomplishment with her. ",
"...you don't know what a trowel is? What career choice did you go with?",
"But the ice is melting too fast to be surveyed before the artifacts are damaged from exposure to oxygen. Cool arrow, but archaeologists are not hyped about global warming any more than you or I ",
"Why is the tip green? That looks like bronze that’s been oxidized. ",
"So 1000 years ago, the area that was just uncovered by a melting glacier, was not covered by ice. I thought the current ice levels were supposed to be the lowest in, like, forever, but it seems there was much less ice 1000 years ago.",
"That's what I was thinking. it looks like the blade is green tarnished like bronze, how can this be? shouldn't this be a stone aged tool?",
"That's really neat to think about. Very cool",
"actually they are like \"fuck, this is too fast, we don't have enough people\" just like they have as long as they have existed. \n\nbefore it was human development that was too fast to preserve and study and uncover everything. now it's the environment the most. ",
"I wish the glaciers would stop melting those poor archaeologists...",
"I was just thinking this as well. \n\nIt’s an interesting twist to the whole global warming, glaciers melting, end of the world story. ",
"Finding all those fallen soldiers on the Italian and Austrian border way up from zen in the mountains is a thing now to.",
"This nigga so dumb",
"Second option bro",
"This is the worst thing ever",
"It could be a mineral stained bone tip but yeah looks like metal\n\nAlso it looks like part is missing or warped, doubt it could be even used with a bow - maybe its more of an aatlatl dart?",
"> unearth a frozen dinosaur\n\nGlaciation started around 50 million years ago in Antarctica, and 2.5 million years ago in the Arctic.\n\nDinosaurs died out 65 million years ago.",
"Wow. That escalated quickly. I like your mind ",
"Sooo when is Elon selling tickets to mars?",
"The ones I saw most here were a push bar with slots for quarters. They had room to put 4-8 quarters with some blocked by a piece of metal and enough slots open for what it cost. So 75 cent items would have 3 of the slots open. Same mechanism as this http://jrschoolsupply.com/store/catalog/all%20machines%20pick%20(5).jpg",
"We're well-aware that the climate was warmer in the middle ages. Climatologists have known this for a long time.\n\nAnd *yet*, those are the same people warning us about climate change.\n\nYou can desperately look for a hole in the logic of someone who *studies this for a living*, but you're not gonna find it. Although, you can certainly pretend you found it. ",
"This is really cool",
"We're technically still in an ice age. You can tell by the way there are glaciers at all. Just not a glacial period of the ice age. Hasn't always been this way.",
"30 years ago it was global cooling. you fuckers can't make your mind up...",
"We've had major warming periods in Earth's history. Right now is one. We know for a fact that an increase in carbon concentration in the atmosphere caused these warming periods, based on things such as ice samples we can even see a snapshot of how much carbon was in the atmosphere at those times.\n\nRight now, we're in another warming period. Our rate of carbon emission into the atmosphere is 50 times the rate of the [most extreme warming period](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleocene%E2%80%93Eocene_Thermal_Maximum) and our rate of warming is 37.5 times that of the same period. This is in no way a natural part of the cycle. We *know* humans are causing never never before seen emissions of carbon. We know that atmospheric carbon has a greenhouse gas effect that causes warming. Climate change is only disputed by people that don't actually understand the science behind it.\n",
"So the owner of this object must have died from global warming? That’s why it’s so dangerous?",
"From toonies to murder... Hmm. ",
"It's only 1000 years old",
"Through Monday to Friday 7:30am to 7:30pm and 10am to 2pm on Saturday but not on public holidays.",
"Welllll? Care to extrapolate? ",
"Dude. ",
"I thought this was a duck penis until I read the caption.\n\nI guess I've seen too many duck penises on reddit.",
"The ice will melt, the doorway will open, and the dragons will wipe the slate clean once again. ",
"What is amazing is the point is made of metal.",
"[They also found a well preserved steppe bison skull](http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/ice-age-steppe-bison-skull-found-near-tuktoyaktuk-n-w-t-1.4515820). The skull is so well preserved by the permafrost they can possibly extract DNA from the inner ear. ",
"Well we fixed that!",
"You just used the fallacy fallacy! ",
"Mfw berrypicker ",
"Why would someone pay 10$ on a movie that they will finish watching in around 2 hours?\n\n(Don't mean to be an asshole, just made me laugh)",
"So did you",
"tldr",
"So did you",
"aww crap, you're right, I used the fallacy fallacy fallacy...",
"I suspect he was doubting the origins of the arrow more than the validity of climate change. ",
"Large denomination coins are the cat's ass. \n\nIf I'm flat busted the night before payday, just going through my couch cushions and dirty jeans usually gets me enough change to buy a Hot 'n Ready for supper, a quarter tank of gas to get me to work in the morning, and a McMuffin and coffee on the way in.",
"Why would anyone spend $20 on a meal they're just going to shit out in 8 hours.",
"How do you not know what a trowel is? Sheesh",
"Viking settlers maybe? Idk how old the ice is but that could be it. ",
"In Hebrew, or I suppose more accurately, Israeli culture, if you raise your hand with the longest middle fingertip touched to the tip of your thumb it means “wait”. Of course they have a word for it too, but it’s amazing how useful it is to be able to say “hang on a sec” without using words. It should be more popular I think. ",
"Source in any form?",
"It’s where all of the sharks from the very first Sharknados ended up.",
"Or DID you?",
"Copper\n\nhttp://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/archaeologist-ice-patches-copper-arrowhead-yukon-first-nations-1.4485895",
"http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/archaeologist-ice-patches-copper-arrowhead-yukon-first-nations-1.4485895\n\n\nPossibly the source\n\n\n",
"Might be from an ancient Bad Dragon",
"North America (NA) is not as large as say the Euro-Asian (E-A) landmass, but the megafauna found in NA fossil record competes with and surpasses E-A in many cases. There is a point where landmass is no longer the limiting factor, and pangea is not needed for megafauna. ",
"And the occasional backhoe.",
"/r/writingprompts",
"Well they're both sort of late Stone age .",
"Because people have to eat food? Lmao",
"I don't know ask them.",
"You know what also is on 1000 year old ice? Virus thst we don't even know about 😊",
"While some paleontologists appreciate the receding ice because it gives access to the fossil record of Antarctica, most prefer the climate to stay stable, because they‘ve already dealt with enough mass-extinctions",
"The only thing I find when all the snow melts is a lot of dog shit.",
"The natives didn't have bronze working in Canada when the Europeans showed up. They didn't live in caves, though...",
"you see the best thing to do is to wait until its on the pirate bay then download it for free ",
"It might get you hurt in Greece",
"Wait. Why are the glaciers melting archeologists?",
"You seem to want a real answer even though it came across as sarcastic.\n\nThe joy of reading is something that lasts even after the book is finished. Sometimes you'll find characters or situations you identify with, other times you'll read about world's that you'd never imagine on your own, and other times you'll just say \"Damn this is fucking awesome.\"\n\nFor many reading is an extremely simple leisure time activity that is relatively inexpensive and can be shared with others by talking about a book you both have read or shared with a child by reading to them. You can suspend what's going on in your life for a few minutes or a few hours and go wherever you want. I have books about alternative history (what if we were able to domesticate dinosaurs, what if the megalodon was still alive, what if Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter), fantasy (Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones) and plain old fictional books about a retired military policeman, a guy who can see the dead though they don't talk, and a ton of werewolf books because they're interesting to me. \n\nMaybe I love reading too much. But God damn do I love it.",
"Not so fast. Just listened to an interview on NPR. Unearthing deadly diseases were discussed and of great concern. ",
"What country is hosting TPB these days? Last I torrented I think it was Indonesia? I might be wrong.",
"Kind of like when water recedes suddenly at the beach and everyone goes out to collect the cool seashells that have been uncovered just before the tsunami hits ",
"1000 years ago it was the stone age in North America. They didn't have metal tools.\n\nEdit: I stand corrected. It is copper. This is one of their earliest known metal tools.",
"this would make more sense, but only if it were found in Europe. north Americans were using stone tools until the Europeans arrived.",
"That’s awesome in a way I guess",
"Gotta read books too, assuming you don't want to be retarded (though that particular ship may have sailed).",
"That sentence made my eyes bleed. ",
"\"And it was around this time that I noticed...\"",
"So would this mean the glacier was only of this height 1000 years ago?",
"Maybe he meant to say that books are generally $8-12 so it's a bit overpriced. Some books are costlier. ",
"I use Opera as my browser which has a built in VPN and anytime i use Google it takes me to russian google so i guess russia supports the pirate bay ",
"r/totallytruefacts",
"That reminds me of Batman v Superman when Bruce made a kryptonite spear to kill Superman",
"What isn't Russia doing these days?",
"That's so cool. I was finding tons of dog shit.",
"Someone should tell the glaciers to stop melting all the poor archaeologists ",
"No you don't.\n\n\nYou have to breathe air, eat food, drink water, excrete waste and sleep.\n\nYou do not have to read romance novels to survive.",
"I only find dogshit when the snow melts",
"I enjoy reading but there's no damn way I'm going to pay $20 for a book.\n\nThrift stores garage sales libraries tons of places to get free or cheap books.\n\nI don't pay for cable either why the fuck would anybody want to pay to watch advertisements half of the time they are staring at the Box?\n\n\nYou might enjoy fiction along with many others but that's definitely not something that interests me. To me it is a complete waste of time.... just like replying to all of these comments.\n\nWhy would I want to imagine if Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter? That just sounds ridiculous",
"All this does is add to the piles of stuff that will get washed away when our cities sink beneath the oceans.",
"Helping Hillary ",
"I think it's more likely a harpoon tip than an arrow.",
"Well uhh, how did the people who left this arrow handle global warming? They obviously handled it somehow. ",
"I agree—much too small to hunt dinosaurs ",
"Not so fast bucko \nhttp://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160729-in-250-million-years-earth-might-only-have-one-continent",
"Solved!\n",
"He was referring to 1018 AD being well into the middle ages, rather than the cave times of hundreds of thousands of years ago.\n\nBut no overrock is a problem that transcends space & time.",
"I immediately thought of octoroks.",
"I agree with you about thrift stores, garage sales, and libraries. But sometimes it's nice to own the book yourself and don't want to wait for it to go down in price. I pay for cable so I can watch the sports and shows I like live and with good quality. I know how to stream them online, but it's unreliable, illegal, and kinda trashy. And fiction helps expand the mind. Lincoln being a vampire hunter is ridiculous. But maybe in the story that fact makes him make different decisions regarding the Civil War. It makes you appreciate what actually happened and why, and creates the potential to think of more what-if scenarios that could have real life implications.",
"Buddy the ultimate question is what if, I think about that enough already.\n\nWhy the hell are we still discussing this? $20 for a book as a rip off to me.\n\nThat is my opinion.\n\n-fin",
"it was more the ice age and they died or migrated to the equator",
"So mini shovels?",
"those glaciers have been constant for about 12000 years, summer included...\n\n",
"That ship has indeed sailed. ",
"Best I can do is $0.25, I mean I gotta store it, find a buyer, you're not going to find a better deal buddy.",
"The Anathame",
"If we put it back can we get some climate back?",
"Can you guys be anymore dense? Its definately one of those tools to pull out hair from a clogged sink.",
"Oh there's still stuff like that being made, they just don't do as well.\n\nFor instance, this came out in \n\n2016 [Monkey Up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6qvE8eXvg)\n\n2010 [Furry Vengeance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQAx4_So3UE)\n\n2012 [Ted](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foPh0pXXq-A)\n\nPopular culture just changes. You also have to consider if you really know what you're looking for.",
"In my neighborhood, the only thing I ever see uncovered by melting snow is dog shit. -_ -",
"It depends on where they found the arrow in the glacier. If it was embedded in the surface, yeah, that ice could be 1000 years old. \n\nIf they found something on the terminal end, it might have been older, possibly younger. It could have been carried down the glacier by melt water, or deposited on the ground at the foot of the glacier, and covered up the next winter. But it likely would be crushed and broken. \n\nThe glaciers in my part of Canada have been recorded as shrinking for over 100 years.\n\nThe glaciers grow each winter, and shrink each summer. Over long periods of time, the balance shifts, but lately, they've been retreating overall, by a huge amount. Enough that I have noticed in my lifetime: I live close by. \n\nHow we know glaciers are shrinking:\n\nSnow that falls on top of the glacier compresses under further snow, until it is ice. At the sizes of glaciers, ice is actually fairly plastic, in the sense that it flows. Like if you squash a ball of clay. Because they are ice compressing on mountains, the flow is downwards, and they often look like long tongues of ice. \n\nLikewise, if you have ever pushed a toy through the sand as a kid, or just your hand, you know how sand piles up in front, spilling off the sides, leaving two trails. Same with pushing a snow shovel through snow, right? Or an earth mover doing work. Here you can see a machine leaving little side trails, and the forward pile too. \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/17XE4AD.jpg\n\nWell, you can see that effect in glaciers, and these are called terminal moraines(the one in front) and lateral moraines are off to the sides. \n\nSo each winter, you get a terminal moraine being pushed forward by the flowing ice, except its also rocks and even boulders. When the ice retreats, it leaves the pile there, useful as a historical record. If it has been expanding for a long time, you get a huge moraine, the sum of all the little moraines that the advancing glacier pushed through, or just the material that it scrapes up. \n\nThe retreating glacier also leaves two lateral moraines, just like in the photo. \n\nSo even as a non scientist, one can see where the glacier used to be. If there are no terminal moraines close to the ice, or effectively none, the ice is in full retreat. Also, if the lateral moraines are taller than the glacier, that means the glacier is thinner than it was in the past. And that is just what we see. \n\nhttps://www.swisseduc.ch/glaciers/glossary/icons/lateral-moraine-tschierva.jpg\n\nNext is a photo of mine. You can see \"small\" lateral moraines far up the slopes to the left and right of the glacier. In this case, there is no series of terminal moraines, as the ice melts and feeds a lake. \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/9TbwfEY.jpg\n\nIn this photo of another glacier, one can see terminal moraines in the distance, near the top of the image. They look like alternating light and dark stripes. The little tourism road cuts right through them. There is also a lateral moraine, with a road running behind it. That road takes tourist buses up onto the ice. \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/Fnfe4lQ.jpg\n\nIf someone wishes to disbelieve a picture, they can go see glaciers for themselves, and think about pushing sand in the sandbox. ",
"Calling that an arrow is rather presumptive. It is more correct to call it a projectile point, as you do not know whether it is a spearpoint or an arrow. Most likely a spear point.",
"No! You pay me to take it! I mean this thing looks like shit and nobody is interested in shit like this. It's all about the (shitty music genre) and being a (douche written in a way that makes it sound good).",
"Islands have smaller versions of large mainland animals and larger versions of small mainland animals.\n\nThe reason for the decrease in animal size since prehistoric time is the change in the constitution of the atmosphere. \nFirst, decreasing O2 -> smaller arthropods \nThan decreasing CO2 -> efficiency drop in photosynthesis -> smaller herbivores -> smaller carnivores\n\nWhen I say smaller, I mean the size which we see around us today.",
"And toothbrushes! And not just for work teeth!",
"Sweet, the ice will melt and we'll discover ancient advanced civilizations like Atlantis that possibly even surpass our own current one... just before our civilization collapses.",
"Wow that was really detailed! Thank you for the explanation.",
"Maybe they left the arrow to point the way South? ",
"That might be the first evidence. Or the arrow is far younger, but probably would have been iron/steel, post Columbus. \n\n[edit] found this:\n\n>Metal working on the Northwest Coast pre-dates recorded contact with Europeans or other outsiders. Copper and iron items have been found in both archaeological and ethnographic collections, and metals, particularly copper have significance in the cultures. The Ozette Indian Village Archeological Site in what is now Washington State was buried by a mudslide some 500 years ago is one example of pre-contact metal items - including iron. In this part of the world the date 1560 (site date - Ozette Indian Village Archeological Site) pre-dates recorded contact with Europeans.",
">Why aren't there modern ridiculous movies like Encino man?\n\nHere is the preview to one from 2017. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p4i9aKJJyk",
"1000 years? Not very old at all. I always wondered at what depth we would have to be at to start getting frozen cavemen or dinasores.\n\nI guess after the older icesheets melting and reforming over and over that old cool stuff was deposited at the bottom of a lake or ocian by now thohgh.",
"Is that a cooper arrowhead? 1,000 years old? In North America?\n\nYou have any more info or a source for this OP? \n\nEDIT: [NM, found it.](https://www.archaeology.org/news/6316-180131-copper-barbed-antler) Cool stuff",
"You're welcome. Have a great day!",
"No. Once you get to land masses the size of even 1/4 of North American land mass isnt no longer the limiting factor. ",
"I spent a summer in undergrad doing archeological field work. One of the students asked why the professor had brought dozens of packs of cheap toothbrushes. He just laughed. It became apparent soon enough. I think I spent about a much time scrubbing pot sherds that summer as I did on anything else. ",
"Sorry, I forgot to add my second picture!",
"What ship has sailed?\n\n I LIKE SHIPS.",
"I believe the work you're looking for is fuck",
">I think I spent about a much time scrubbing pot sherds that summer as I did on anything else.\n\nHa! I actually wouldn't mind work like that. I like being in my own head. \n\nWhen I was a teenager, I peeled out of the drive through of the restaurant I worked at. My boss was pissed about the rubber marks on the cement, and told me I'd better bring my toothbrush the next day. I called his bluff and did!\n\nI didn't have to deal with it, and didn't expect to, cause how are you going to interrupt the drive through like that?",
"Generally, no. Archeologists don't tend to use gardening trowels. If you are just trying to move dirt, a real shovel is easier. They tend to use masonry trowels (triangular, flat blade) for delicate work. You basically scrape or cut the dirt away so you don't miss small artifacts or details. It also makes it easier to work a dig site in layers. \n\nAlso, fun fact, the sharper your trowel, the better. It makes it so much easier on your wrists when you don't have to force it. When I was doing field work, the nights that I was bored and there wasn't enough alcohol around to alleviate the problem, I'd sit around sharpening my trowel. I could have probably shaved with it some nights. Unfortunately, dirt is hard on a blade and I had an especially cheap trowel, so it never held an edge very long. ",
"How long til Yvon of the Yukon?",
"Maybe the melt will thaw out a 1,500 year old scientist clutching paperwork with the answers to our energy needs that don’t involve destroying the environment. \n\nEven if we did, somebody would declare it as “fake news”. \n\n/s(but not really)",
"The u/TwisterWTF not being retarded ship. It's not a very fun ship. ",
"Yes I caught that. \n\nI still like ships...",
"And the women and the children, too!",
"This is proof unicorns existed",
"They let Canadians have credit cards? Damn, they're almost people! ",
"I know music is subjective but I thought he was generally well liked. ",
"Is that a copper tip?",
"Weird turn but I liked it, great historical fuckery. ",
"How much is a toony worth in the States?",
"Food is a necessity, reading is not. Any avid reader knows you don't buy a Patterson book for 20$. Especially paperback lmfao.",
"is that a copper tip on that arrow? ",
"So let me ask this, how did it get there in the first place? Is this proof that it was warm before and then it iced again and is warming up again in this 1000 year period? [serious]",
"So let me ask this, how did it get there in the first place? Is this proof that it was warm before and then it iced again and is warming up again in this 1000 year period? [serious]",
"“If”......?!???",
"Sure, it’s all cool until things get all “Fortitude” on our asses.\nhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt3498622/",
"I use one after my shower ever mornin’ ",
"So something like Kain's Blade ?",
"lol *give this man gold for advocating prehistoric domestic homicide!*",
"Probably. But that doesn't mean in any way that a return to those conditions wouldn't be catastrophic for us, or that CO2 isn't hastening the change. ",
"Moderate quality hovel wife",
"From the title, thought glaciers were melting archaeologists. ",
"When we get hurricanes in Florida you can go to the beach after and find all kinds of things where the sand was blown away right on the surface. Money (mostly change), watches, jewelry, etc. No really ancient stuff although a guy found an explosive sea mine not too long ago.\n\nhttp://www.wesh.com/article/man-finds-object-believed-to-be-wwii-sea-mine-on-brevard-beach/14001827\n\n",
"Tree fiddy",
"A divorce? Put a bone through your nose cuz you going out like a cave girl.",
">Helping ~~Hillary~~\n\nFTFY",
"Ireland didn't have black people, and so we called the devil/demons 'black people'. Then black people showed up so we improvised and called them... Blue. We went with Blue People. I don't know, we just did. ",
"Just wait till the smallpox thaws.",
"Commas are needed in this title, i was very curious how glaciers are melting archeologists",
"It was a joke, Mr Scooty Butt. I thought you of all people would understand.\n\n...Unless....My god, is your name Serious?",
"I throw all my change in a big jar. I counted last summer, its several thousand bucks.",
"I feel like two different people wrote this comment. ",
"It was found in Carcross, Yukon Territory, which looks to be about 100 miles inland, but it is certainly possible.",
"Thanks for asking, petewilson. \n\nWhat happens in summer is that animals head up on the slopes to feed on meadow grass and flowers. In arctic regions, flies and other insects tend to be really bad in summer and at low elevations, so doing this provides a source of food free from pests. \n\nSo hunters would go up there too, sometimes crossing over ice, possibly in pursuit of an animal. Or perhaps the arrow missed and landed in some snow, and wasn't recovered. That seems to be the case with this arrow. \n\nhttp://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/archaeologist-ice-patches-copper-arrowhead-yukon-first-nations-1.4485895 \n\nContrary to common thought(the media loves to exaggerate), the ice age did feature seasons, and not everywhere was buried in ice. Especially along coasts, land could be clear and relatively warm in summer. That is where this arrow was found: the nearby town of Tuktoyaktuk is right on the coast. I'm going up there for fun this autumn! Its an 1800 mile drive from me but should be a beautiful experience. \n\nI'm a hiker, and spend time in the mountains nearby me. It is perhaps counter intuitive how close one can get to permanent ice without experiencing freezing temperatures. \n\nFor example, this is a place near me, called Mount Edith Cavell. There are meadows that are used by woodland caribou in summer. They overwinter in the nearby Tonquin Valley. Here is a photo I took of the Edith Cavell area. \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/jS9fQyi.jpg\n\nThe path to the meadow is up the rocky slope on the left side of the photo. The next photo(I like it a good deal better) is the view looking downhill, back towards where I parked my vehicle. \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/MRLnYRe.jpg\n\nI didn't go up to the meadow that time, as the caribou were calving. I grew up on a farm and know well enough to stay away from young mothers!\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/tM4fqjm.jpg\n\nThis third photo was one I took further up on the trail, towards the meadow, but looking back at Cavell Glacier and pond(properly called a tarn) and Angel Glacier, straight across, looks a bit like a flying bird. It used to have more of a tail, like the hem of a gown. I'll see if I can find an old photo of that for you. This photo is not mine: \n\nhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/b5/87/10/b5871047e42aabd1fbb2f35bc033b7f2.jpg\n\nHere is one more that I took: some people down by the waters edge. It should give a bit of a sense of scale. The little lake is perhaps 900 feet across to the ice. It is bigger than it looks! \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/mqlIL98.jpg\n\nAnyway, thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoyed the photos.",
"Good bot!",
"Yes! They are particularly useful for scrubbing pot sherds. ",
"That is horrifying ",
"Oooh look at you with your fancy tools. Why can't you use your bare hands and teeth like the good old days.",
"Yeah, I kind of thought that might be the case. It was just an opportunity to throw out some fun (at least to me anyway) information about a profession that is near and dear to me.\n\nAnd the username is my nickname for my dog. Unfortunately, yes, it's all too serious. ",
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee",
"What? ",
"Have you tried expressing your dog's anal glands. That might help.",
"It's like \"The Thing!\", but with dinosaurs!\n\nWhich means we'll have to also thaw out Kurt Russel, Jeff Goldblum and.... Chris Pratt?",
"Stop",
"Fun fact, nearly every man made language has a native phrase translating to : speak of the devil, and he shall appear",
"So question.... if they are finding stuff under the ice, does that mean the ice has receded like this previously?",
"So they had metal arrow heads in Canada 1000 years ago?\n\nIs that the Bull Shit Police sirens I hear in the distance? ",
"Looks like the end of a seal spear",
"I understand your opinion, I just wish you had been less rude when expressing yourself.",
"Fuming sulfuric acid eats rubber, for future reference.",
"I like how we're collectively just assuming Gronk is the name of someone who can only live in a cave.",
"I found a 20 side die cleaning up my uncles' properties in the spring once.",
"Glaciers are melting archeologists!? Right after they killed the comma I bet",
"We will melt all the galciers, take all the relics then let them freeze back up",
"That's a stupid comment mate. ",
"I'm not your buddy, guy",
"Gronk probably lives in a big house, hes a NFL player who makes alot of money.",
"We get to find out more about human history as humanity gets wiped out. This count as irony?",
"I say we plant cool stuff to find for whatever species comes next.",
"r/shittyaskscience",
"Damn this looks like a rare drop, too. Whoever dropped it probably had to grind for it forever ",
"Eventually the supply of books will run low and the price will go up. \nThe price will go up significantly because books need ultra-clean warehouses and distribution. Books need specialized printers that are no longer made since I was laid off. Go fondle your PDF. ",
"Like when my parents got a nerf bow and arrow. I used it for like 10 minuts and said \"this thing sucks\" and never played with it again.",
"Wtf is a toonie?\n",
"Good, I will avoid it. :)",
"Here is a comma ,\n\nPls put it between melting and archaeologists ",
"Everyone seems to forget that there was an \"Ice Age\" that we might still be recovering from. We know so little about our own past. My point is that the ice caps melting may not be a disaster so much as our planet regulating itself back to normal. I understand that humans have helped this and that global warming has other implications, I'm just saying that we somehow expect things like the polar caps to be \"forever\" objects just because we don't know a time without them.",
"Let's play spot the writer ",
"Finally a serious response. I had no idea the native people were using metal that long ago. ",
"Only thing I find when the snow melts is shopping carts (I work in a shopping plaza) ",
"Happy cakeday bro.....man.....I mean dude. ",
"Uhhh",
"you know what i find in my yard in the spring after the snow melts? four months worth of dog poo.",
" Ni",
"Good bot!",
"So stealing that for my DnD campaign",
"Yaaaayyyy go us...... wait......",
"How much are they charging for a dinosaur melt these days? ",
"I can’t wait for the next mass extinction event. I, for one, have been wanting to die for years now. I’m so excited!! :D",
"说到曹操 曹操就到",
"My neighbour found my iPhone in the snow. It was a snowstorm and my friend dropped me off at my house in the middle of the street so he didn't get stuck, I left my phone on my lap and got out of his vehicle not realizing I dropped it. I noticed like 10mins later inside I couldn't find my phone so I went out in snow gear and started scavenging. Couldn't find it because in that 10mins a plow had went by and moved it into the snowbanks. A month later after it melted my dad called my new phone and told me my neighbour has my iPhone his dog found at the curb.",
"Whats a toonie? ",
"Blair says he's fine now and he wants to come inside.",
"My husband lost his wedding ring with the first snow shovelling of the season. We’re hoping the spring thaw brings it back, just two more months to go!",
"This is complete nonsense.",
"It's gonna sit around the shop for a while so think about the real estate cost",
"It’s almost as if the glaciers haven’t been there forever and having them disappear isn’t so alarming since they were only temporary anyways 🤷🏻♂️",
"Between 8000 and 1000 BCE, natives dug their copper from exposed veins as smelting was only happening in South America in this hemisphere at the time.\n\nMetallurgy is thousands of years old.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallurgy_in_pre-Columbian_America",
"I think you’re forgetting that Vikings lived 1000 years ago. The grand masters of metal. Of course they brought over metal arrowheads to Canada 1000 years ago. And I’m sure some native people figured out how to make that shit even earlier than that. I’m not the best at remembering dates so I might be off a bit, but my point still stands.",
"It was a joke",
"Bout three fiddy",
"What animal is this antler from?",
"Apparently, Russian steppes are thawing into tundra, and releasing long frozen bacteria that haven't been part of nature since the last glaciation.\n\nHerds of saiga antelope have been found mysteriously dead on the plains.",
"Good bot",
"The Moon. ",
"what what? \n\nIn my butt.",
"Nice find. And remember, it will be alarming when the glaciers start to form again",
"I always seem to find more money on the ground once the snow starts to melt ",
"I’m free!",
"You are sure that native people figured out iron working before 1000 ad. In the current Canada.\n\nOK.\n\nYou should probably publish your research on this, I'm sure the world would be interested in this.\n\n(sirens grow louder in the distance).... ",
"More likely it was dropped onto the glacier 1000 years ago, covered with more snow and ice, and the movement of the glacier brought it near the front of the glacier. As the glacier started receding more, the arrow became uncovered.",
"As someone who just did last week, I .ca answer this. I had a flight and I forgot my kindle. Try buying a book in one of those shitty Hudson stores. A Murder on Orient Express was fucking $15.99 in paperback. They know they have you by the balls",
"That's so cool!",
"Brother? I thought you were sealed away by Jackie Chan's uncle when we raided the restaurant with our other bros from the Hand.",
"What was the climate like when this man lived? And what was the climate trend?",
"The sign of the times. \n”Glaciers are melting and all but atleast there will be some cool stuff to discover and then disregard.”",
"TIL Glaciers are melting Archeologists.",
"Time to put you on a list",
"Hey mr FBI man, spy on this guy a little more ",
"Queen on the front with a bear behind.",
"So a thousand years ago, the planet was warmer? ",
"Is that arrow head bronze???? Canada??? must have been viking Im guessing???",
"After the human infestation is gone",
"Or you could just use an icicle.",
"Sorry for your loss ",
"WanHung Lo was a terrible person, revenge will be ours!",
"Sounds like a quest a deadric prince would send you on in Skyrim",
"I found the Canadian. ",
"Kim Kardashian butt is an example of the planet's transformation",
"The fucker probably flew like a boomerang ave was lost forever.",
"Our planet has been dynamic forever if not for it we wouldn't exist either",
"Yes, u/yoursisterlovedick could've been more wholesome",
"What is weird is that my sister loved ick. She used to say \"ick\" all the time. \n\n*Want to go to Burger King?*\n\n*Ick! No, anywhere but there.*\n\nIt took me years to convince her to stop saying ick so much, and she's moved on to other words now.\n\n",
"It fluctuates a lot. Right now about $1.62.",
"Very weird. Ick!",
"Canada has more advanced payment systems than the states. It's like going back to the 80s when you travel to the USA. ",
"Source or it didn't happen",
"Meanwhile, the Climate Change activists are freaking out while failing to grasp the truth behind these finds. That climate is CYCLICAL. It freezes, it thaws. It freezes, it thaws. Morons. ",
"Well if we are finding stuff in the ice that has melted, doesn’t this imply the ice was below its current levels at some point as well?",
"[Hur Dur Hur something something glaciers are melting and global warming!!!! So sad](https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/nasa-study-mass-gains-of-antarctic-ice-sheet-greater-than-losses) ",
"And that's why Galapagos has such small tortoises?!",
"I mean yes it does that, but not on the time scale that we are looking at for modern climate change. Just saying \"it's does this sometimes\" to make it seem normal is like saying your car shutting off while you're on the highway is normal because you turn it off when you're in your driveway. ",
"Weed better prepare for some deep impact then!",
"Don't talk about my mom like that",
"Happy cakeday",
"Sounds like a legendary weapon from RPG games ",
"Oh, I think we will find fossils from extinct Heterodontiformes down in the Antarctic, especially in the area between the southern tip of South America and modern-day Australia.\n\nI didn't elaborate because it's of relatively little interest to anyone not studying Heterodontiform sharks. :P",
"How truly sad your life must be to say such a thing. Pathetic!",
"Hey, we're all going to die but look at this neat pile of mastodon crap perfectly preserved!",
"Toonies? Canada?",
"Looks more like a harpoon. Makes no sense as an arrow.",
"Vikings had iron tho. ",
"Ah, a page from the school of OJ Simpsons' \"If... I did it.\"",
"plot twist: eventually enough ice melts that we find records of a past civilization that failed to stop climate change that they caused. we are part of the cycle",
"Are you surprised that the snow melts in Canada? We do have a few days of summer.",
"I feel like this would be a big assumption on his part, given the lack of data.",
"But here’s the thing. It’s not like these people **buried** these tools/objects beneath layers and layers of ice. At one point, that was ground level. The ice that has melted revealing these treasures means that the glaciers formed afterwards.\n\nThis warming trend we are on is not ALL man made. We aren’t the only ones responsible for our changing climate. Do we have an impact? Of course. But this gloom and doom of irreversible damage is asinine. The earth is doing what it obviously has done before, warmed, then cooled. It’s all cyclical. ",
"Where's your proof that some prehistoric murderer didn't hide the evidence under the ice? What are you, his lawyer or something?\n\n*The prosecution would have you believe that my client hid his spear under the ice, showing a guilty conscience. This couldn't be further from the truth. He simply dropped it and it became buried through natural events.*",
"If you think that's cool, you should check out ASL :P ",
"Sorry I do not have sad life. But after we pollute everything so bad that we can no longer live here the earth will shake us off like a bad case of the fleas",
"So basically that Will and Jaden Smith movie",
"Funny. All i would find is dogshit. Lots and lots of dogshit\n",
"Nice photos, thanks. However, I find the prospect of hunters pursuing game over a glacier somewhat stretched - the glaciers in your photos don't look that inviting as a habitat, I doubt many do. Nor is this an isolated find. Many villages and artifacts have been found which were recently uncovered by ice, but which were clearly not covered in ice when the villages were built. The only possible conclusion is that the ice was substantially less extensive 1000 years ago. Which was my point.",
"I think OP's title doesn't reflect what the article said. It wasn't found in a glacier. \n\nQuote:**Yukon archeologist Greg Hare says it was just luck that led him in 2016 to find a nearly 1,000-year-old hunting artifact, half exposed in a remote patch of ice.**\n\nAs per my photos, a glacier is hardly a patch, eh? \n\n>The only possible conclusion is that the ice was substantially less extensive 1000 years ago. Which was my point.\n\nWell, I'd say you are not wrong. Like I said, people and especially media sources like to exaggerate. The world is always more complicated than they'd like to suggest. It wasn't icy everywhere even in the depths of the ice age. \n\nGlad you liked the photos. Have a great day petewilson. ",
"> like saying your car shutting off while you're on the highway is normal because you turn it off when you're in your driveway\n\nGood analogy. Context matters.",
"was it found in eastern canada? because that looks like a metal point, and metal working was not a thing in pre-columbian americas. (besides some gold and shit, but not for tools)",
"Oh? What glacier was this found on?",
"Soooo... how did the arrow get under the ice in the first place, must have been global warming caused by..........",
"THEE limiting factor is gravity.\n\nLittle known fact the moon used to be quite noticeably closer to earth, and over time has drifted farther.\n\nFarther=more gravity.\n\nCloser=less gravity (because the moon was pulling yourself the other way, canceling a portion of gravity)\n\nAnd yes, someday the earth may lose the moon.",
"Nah. Limiting factor is oxygen, and a plethora of other factors before gravity in terms of importance. ",
"Oohhh new novel idea!",
"Your post was all Canadian and wholesome and then suddenly...bam! ‘Murican thoughts.",
"It is pretty alarming that the climate is changing, it's never done that before until now.",
"How I can tell you actually did field work: free time is mainly alcohol or prepping for the next day of work haha ",
"Depends on the site. Some places won't allow you to remove the top layers with a backhoe. ",
"I'd say it depends on what phase of an excavation you are at. Early days of it? Lots of shovel usage chunking and what not. Once you've located features? Probably a good mix of both until you can roughly see what you've found, then all trowel work as you scrape the soil. ",
"Yeah but then you get to hear the sherds whistle! Haha weirdest partof cleaning them if you ask me ",
"Eh. It was never real field work. Just an undergrad summer project for a few credits. \n\nI was too much of a bitch to keep at it after school. Once the reality of hard work for poor wages (indefinitely) set in, I backed out and sold out for a normal job. No regrets, I guess, since I got married and love my life, but I do sometimes feel like I missed out. I'd love to be well off enough to be able to volunteer and do it part time as a hobby. ",
"I never really noticed this. We were working with really rough Caribbean pottery though. Maybe it's only the finer stuff? ",
"1000 years old isn't that old and really isn't that relevant to a discussion on climate change.\n\n",
"your mom is complete nonsense! :P",
"I would be hard pressed to find 75 cents lol, if I am lucky enough to find enough coins equally more than a dollar I can grab something off the $ menu at McDs.",
"Canadian or US?",
"And this would be the 1st time I have heard \"the cat's ass\" had to googled it.",
"Take a look at his recent reply in r/spicy, this person is quite angry at something.",
"No doubt. Sounds like they're quite the liar but they might actually be an insomniac so fair enough I guess. ",
"Ok yes good point. But there are books worth paying list price for.",
"Yes, but a lot of archaeological work is just surveys to see what is there. It gets more complicated when you actually find shit and need more detail.",
"Which did you call blue?"
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Although it's alarming that glaciers are melting archeologists are finding all sorts of interesting things where the ice is receding. This 1000 year old barbed antler arrow was found in Canada.
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"Agreed. Put my mutt of a goat Pete to shame. ",
"She looks delicious. ",
"I'm sure Pete is awesome too!",
"Pete was an awesome story years ago. On my delivery job I saw this black goat tied to a tree in an urban but big lot area that had chickens and gardens. Pete was tied to a tree in an empty lot. After passing by for like 12 hours I grabbed him and took him home in my Camero lol. Kept him around for about 6 months until a neighbor complained. Ended up dropping him off at a petting zoo where I’m sure he was happy ",
"Awww that's such a great story! ",
"Best twist was I saw a flyer at 7-11. Said missing goat. Please call. I figured definitely Pete. Made the call. First question they asked, white goat?... nope. So random lost goats",
"Thank you I think"
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Tia the prettiest goat
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"You want to play on hard mode?\n\n\nWe play where once you remove one block from a row, you must remove the entire row, while still alternating turns. Like pulling a table cloth out from under the china. We call it \"David Blaine\". ",
"While removing levels is difficult, I’ve done it. Personally, I think playing so you’re only taking edge pieces as shown in the picture is more difficult, especially when there’s already 5+ single block levels. But that’s just me. \n\nGranted, if you’re removing 2 blocks from a level at once as your description seems to imply, or completely removing a level more than once per game, I can imagine that would be extremely difficult. I would go as far as to express doubt at the feasibility of such a mode, as each time you remove a level, one side will start falling before another. While it is almost imperceptible, the result after the tower falls down is a bad lean. After two or three more levels removed, the tower is bound to collapse. ",
"Yes, we play that you have to remove all three from one level, but you only remove one at a time, and still take turns, only touching your level until it is cleared. It is extremely difficult, but we usually last several rounds before Jenga! We end up with blocks leaning off in all directions. I've won some bets on this trick. It takes a lot of practice, like a magic trick.",
"Just out of curiosity, how many levels are you and your friends generally able to knock out before it falls over? "
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Peak of my Jenga career. Possibly my life.
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"It’s my pet nightmare!",
"Bad news for anyone with ophidiophobia *or* trypophobia. Double whammy!",
"Nope... just nope.",
"Fucking 🔥",
"Aww, he’s got a gummy grin.",
"Someone tell me this would be a bad pet before I get one",
"r/natureismetal",
"This looks like a snake someone would draw for an evil cartoon. So gnarly looking!",
"TIL I have mild Trypophobia. Thanks for putting a name to the feeling.",
"Got goosebumps",
"Beautiful and scary ant the same time.",
"The nopiest nope rope ",
"These guys are so gorgeous. I love how they draped themselves over branches.\n\nFun fact: they (and most, if not all, other boas and pythons) have four rows of teeth on the roof of their mouths, and two on the bottom. They curve backwards to hold onto prey while they constrict it. Not venomous!",
"I do also, when i was a kid I used to think about a bunch of holes in a eyeball. Makes my spine tingle.",
"WTF",
"Ahhhh why is his face like that!!!",
"No way, it would be an awesome pet you should get one",
"Scary as fuck!!!",
"Not bad pets. They run about $200US, they’re really friendly, if you handle them enough and easy to take care of. ",
"My God! I just scrolled right into that!",
"I imagine they are most likely heat sensitive pits for finding prey at night.",
"An emerald nope\n\nHopes can be pretty too ",
"....is here for your soul.",
"Oh man I was just at the Philadelphia zoo last weekend and saw one of these guys. So cool to see it's face up close. ",
"“You’re one ugly mutha ....”",
"I feel like most people have this to some degree. I mean I'll eat the hell out of strawberries but something like the Surinam toad freaks me out. Gross. ",
"This is equally beautiful and terrifying.",
"Luckily it's not considered a real phobia because it's linked to natural repulsion because holes tends to mean infections or rotting.",
"I'm quite curious about those holes(?) around the mouth. What are they? Do they have a function? Educate me pls <3",
"Giving me some /r/trypophobia vibes",
"I have none of those...and it still scares the shit out of me.....",
"Snek",
"I agree!\nI adore snakes and spiders.\nOthers find them creepy, but they are cool, interesting, and each one is varied from another.\n\nMath teacher in middle school had a pet snake (only around 1 half ft long) and we students had chance to feed it if we wanted.\nIt was frozen baby mice that were defrosted.\nBest class ever had.",
"You are correct",
"I don't really feel strongly towards this. Maybe Im special, but more likely it is just a regular common thing.",
"Nature. Why?",
"Heat sensing pits!",
"qt noodle",
"Gimme a kissssssssss....",
"I like to unsubscribe from snekfacts",
"LLooks like food, thanks MGS3.",
"Yeah I was flicking through some of the images on Google for tryphobia thinking how the fuck does anyone *not* find this repulsive. Ew. ",
"There's no way this thing isn't evil",
"Yup. Guess I’m off to r/eyebleach for a while",
"I've heard that green tree pythons are a little easier to handle, and imo just as gorgeous. I've been trying to decide between one or the other for an empty vivarium I have sitting around. ",
"Ouuh, cool! Thanks! :D",
"Look up what his skull looks like. He’s got a mouth full of bird snatching grappling hooks. ",
"Okay, that's pretty scary looking.",
"It would haunt your dreams and it eats babies",
"Thank you thank you so much\nI have a love hate relationship with trypophobia\nThank you!! ",
"he protec",
"I know right. I do too lol. I'm disgusted by it but I can't stop looking...",
"Just don't be fooled by someone selling an odd color morph baby. Newborns are yellow to brick red, but they usually turn green. ",
"TIL that snakes’ mouths are really weird looking. ",
"Fun fact: I learned that the hard way",
"Speed holes.",
"Yeah, I’ve been there too. Not as fun as I made it sound :p",
"Imagine if all those holes had tiny eyes, then try and sleep at night.",
"Here I am happily scrolling, and then *bam* instant heart stop, drop my phone and now I’m cold sweating and shaking.",
"I’m covering my screen as I’m leaving this post.",
"It can be a real fun phobia if is irrational. Say, someone who can’t even touch a porous sponge. ",
"Unfun fact: ...",
"WTF nature",
"Thanks!",
"This is the devil",
"It's not about finding it repulsive, it's more what the image triggers for the individual. \nFor me, it makes my hair itch, skin crawl/tingle uncontrollably and the worst part is even if I close my eyes, the image is still very visit in my mind that it's enough to trigger another physical reaction in waves.\n\nI mean, even a sponge can do this to me.\nAnd that's not something people would consider repulsive.\n\nHella sucks. ",
"Bullshit, that's a pitviper",
"Got anything to back that claim up? [Wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trypophobia)",
"I usually like snakes, but fuck that thing.",
"They like heating pads and sweatshirt pockets. :D",
"I was wondering. I didn't think boas were venomous but it definitely looks like this guy has fangs. ",
"It's a nope rope",
"Makes me feel veeeery uneasy.... ",
"Scary-looking teeth, yes. Fangs, no. ",
"There are pretty snakes and then there are these ones.",
"> Trypophobia\n\nSometimes I'm afraid to try new sodas too"
] | 76 |
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The Emerald Tree Boa
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/r/pics/comments/7uwpke/in_honor_of_groundhog_day_my_favorite_drink_sweet/
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[
"That's a standard drink in Spain. Enjoy. ",
"I am, thanks!",
"It's actually a nice photo :)",
"Well thank you! I took it myself.",
"I was made fun of once for drinking Vermouth alone. ",
"Funny, i feel like nobody would make fun of you for drinking wine, and its just fortified wine. Vermouth does get a pretty bad name though...",
"Did u drink to world peace? ",
"No, shit! Let me try again..."
] | 8 |
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In honor of Groundhog Day, my favorite drink: Sweet Vermouth with a Twist
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/r/pics/comments/7uwpo6/its_official_finally_achieved_something_totally/
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[
" Reddit karma comes to mind, first off.",
"Mmmm karma... mmmm",
"This ^ I joined Reddit like two months ago and the karma is basically heroine ",
"What is 700 club?",
"/u/BurmyKnowsBest, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n* Rule III - No personal information, personal social media accounts.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/BurmyKnowsBest&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uwpo6/its_official_finally_achieved_something_totally/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 |
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It’s official... finally achieved something totally meaningless. Made it into the 700 club. What’s your highest pointless achievement?
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/r/pics/comments/7uwq55/i_dont_think_ive_ever_disliked_a_legume_so_much/
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[
"Give peas a chance ",
"I love this person. Let the world know how disgusting those gross little balls of mush are. ",
"$25 a year for that. Lol ",
"Just ate some today haters!!! What you resist persists!",
"Reno?",
"yep."
] | 6 |
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I don’t think I’ve ever disliked a legume so much that I chose to express my feelings about it on a license plate.
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/r/pics/comments/7uwq7k/bad_honeymoon/
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[
"Anyone else notice the Weight Watchers clinic next door? ",
"Yeah. Annabelle is wondering why her weight loss plan isn’t working. Maybe she she should duck into the Planned Parenthood and realize she’s actually not fat but she’s pregnant. (That joke works the same in reverse too. )",
"That is a wise stop when starting your life together. Have couple time before family time."
] | 3 |
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Bad honeymoon
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/r/pics/comments/7uwqju/there_werent_enough_reeves_in_the_last_few/
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[
"Ring ring ring ",
"K-Reeves is my sister city. Best actor there is. Truth.",
"I present to you Keanu Reeves head, banana for scale."
] | 3 |
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There weren’t enough Reeves in the last few minutes. Here you go.
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/r/pics/comments/7uwswh/the_chain_on_angles_landing_in_zion_has_worn/
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[
"Is that a typo or is it really called Angles Landing?",
"It’s called angels landing. It’s one of the most popular and difficult hikes in America ",
"Ah. That's a much better name. And very interesting picture!",
"Is it the chain or all the people using it to pull themselves up?"
] | 4 |
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The chain on Angles Landing in Zion has worn though the sandstone
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/r/pics/comments/7uwtdi/here_is_another_photo_of_my_dad_and_i_my_hero_my/
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[
"*my dad and me",
"That place looks incredible. Where is it?",
"Treasure him OP, some of us grew up with the opposite of what he represents to you & carry scars affecting our relationship with ourselves & every man out here...",
"I wish I’d had a father who was as caring and deserving of love as yours. You’re very lucky. ",
"Alright calm down sorry",
"Le lavandou france",
":)",
"Thank you. I don't always treat him as such. But when I see him tomorrow I'll show that he's a little Reddit famous and appreciated xx",
"Yeah after my terrible (to the point a lot of people don’t believe me when I tell them) father, I have a lot of respect for good fathers. I’m lucky I had an amazing mother at least. Glad you’re gonna show him, he deserves the appreciation. X",
"I think I'm crying. Well we know now. And we set the bar!!! Xx",
"Damn right x :) "
] | 11 |
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Here is another photo of my dad and I. My hero. My man!
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/r/pics/comments/7uwuxr/a_picture_of_me_on_121212_at_1212_pm_one_of_the/
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[
"It’s a shame the world ended 9 days later :/",
"Hopefully you were 12 years old at this moment. Bonus points if it was your 12th Birthday",
"True as hell",
"I was 12 in fact, I didn’t even realize ",
"So many 12s. That's an awesome pic. ",
"Did you make two wishes?",
"That was your peak. It's all downhill from there",
"Oh god, in middle school in 2012. Why do I feel old",
"I’d been working for my company for 12 years at that point. I feel old.",
"Also this \nhttps://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uqml0/on_the_bottom_of_a_6_pack",
"Dude, so many 12s \nhttps://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uqml0/on_the_bottom_of_a_6_pack",
"/r/iam12andthisisfunny /s",
"You put the numbers in the wrong order.\n\nThe correct format is: Year-Month-Day-T:HH-MM-SS",
"Ah, my b",
"I turn 18 in a month lol, I feel old I can’t imagine you tho",
"I’m a senior in high school",
"I don’t remember ",
"True",
"My son was born on 12/12/12. Nothing too amazing but what the hey, while we're on the topic. ",
"You’re son was born the same day this picture was taken, that’s pretty awesome!",
"Life’s gonna get a lot worse after this!...no really",
"Dick",
"Dude so many 12s",
"May as well give up on life now that you’re an old man. It’s all downhill from 18.",
"Hope you do this every year now, like 13/13/13 at 13:13 PM and so on...",
"I did the same thing but i don't have the photo. Its also my birthday",
"I'm supposed to say meta, right?",
"Oh you sweet summer child, just keep on living. Time flies faster the older you get. ",
"Remember. If she says no it means yes. But only if she she really means yes. Unless she means no, which then in fact means no. U know? ",
"I remember that but I wasn’t paying attention and missed it",
"The vast majority of the people who will ever see this will be dead before it is possible to experience it again.",
"It was a really cool experience, now that I’m older, I appreciate it more than I did when I was 12",
"My class had a huge celebration, everyone gathered around for this picture",
"You experienced it just like any other human alive at the time though. Whether or not you took notice is irrelevant. ",
"Not sure if this is serious"
] | 35 |
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A picture of me on 12/12/12 at 12:12 PM. One of the coolest moments to experience for me back in middle school.
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/r/pics/comments/7uww2q/these_signs_are_on_opposite_sides_of_the_street/
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[
"...someone didn't stop?",
"Hyperactive, overprotectionist, hover mom.",
"True. Same people putting up all those little white crosses and memorials alongside the road. ",
"sometimes it takes a tragedy to get a municipality to change signage or speed limits. people ignore it anyway. kids die anyway. "
] | 4 |
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These signs are on opposite sides of the street from one another. Peculiar. I wonder what happened.
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/r/pics/comments/7uwwzv/my_trip_to_vietnam_was_filled_with_breathtaking/
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[
"This is spectacular! It feels like I was there. How was your trip like? ",
"After watching the Top Gear special I've wanted to visit, it looks beautiful.",
"It was great! I got to visit my big family and see cool landmarks!",
"So it's not all jungles and combat? ",
"...of ladyboys. Yummy!!",
"Sometimes "
] | 6 |
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My trip to Vietnam was filled with breathtaking views.
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/r/pics/comments/7uwx9f/sunset_park_rock_island_il/
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[
"Please go get a Harris Pizza on my behalf since I cannot. ",
"I'll never understand why people in the QC love Harris. Ugh. Get a Happy Joe's and eat good pizza. ",
"Because it's awesome and tastes unlike any other type of pizza and reminds me of my childhood. ",
"I haven’t had Harris in a long time. Uncle Bills, and Wise Guys is the shit though. 👌",
"I get it, and it's cool you like it. That's just the 1 QC thing I've never gotten into. ",
"I KILL YOU!\n\n😂"
] | 6 |
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Sunset Park, Rock Island, IL
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/r/pics/comments/7uwyos/its_2018_and_national_enquirer_doesnt_look_a_day/
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[
"Can’t believe this is still around. Are they still running those alien stories too?",
"1987, you mean.",
"The owner is a rabid Trump fan and his articles on trump reflect that. One of a handful of publications that endorsed Trump for president.",
"Of course people buy this shit. They also voted for trump. This publication will be around aslong as there is bullshit to sell….there is a sucker born every minute.",
"Oh yes, and Bat Boy.",
"she was killed in '96, I'd be stunned if they were already publishing about it a decade before her murder"
] | 6 |
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It's 2018, and National Enquirer doesn't look a day over 1997
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[
"What video game is this?",
"Bloodborne 2",
"Time to chop up some kids and get the spells ready",
"Credit the artist of this photoshop?",
"Now, that is a testament to image composition. ",
"Good ole reposts",
"Final Fantasy 8",
"Someone please add the Lego man. ",
"Nope, really a view in New Delhi, India. Not the only picture of it either",
"Which camera?",
"Great, now I only have red mana...",
"~~The moon was below the horizon from India during the entire recent eclipse.~~ This is either a repost from a previous eclipse or a new 'fake'. I don't think anyone in this thread is claiming it's anything else, but the image appearing two days after a major eclipse without a date or credit is a little misleading. It is quite a fantastic shot, however.\n\nEdit: I stand corrected! I must have entered bad data into mooncalc. Still, the alignment does not allow for this photo naturally. It was 42° above the horizon and almost completely white when it was aligned with India Gate and \"Canopy\" or whatever that more distant roof is. https://www.mooncalc.org/#/28.613,77.2287,17/2018.01.31/21:20/99/2",
"Getting the kids will be interesting this year. The plan is to lure them in with tide pods.",
"Can someone shop the Moon Presence in this picture?",
"Shhhh don't say it out loud ",
"The blood moon rises once again",
"Please, be careful, Link",
"Sawoop blood",
"Please be careful, Link",
"Everything changed when the fire nation attacked...",
"Does that mean Hitler will respawn? ",
"Pale blood you say?\n\nWell, you’ve come to the right place.\n\nYharnam is the home of Blood ministration, you need only unravel its mysteries.",
"I went to Paris recently to find the best croissant...still think my local one in Sydney is best. Edit: this is embarrassing to admit but my hotel was right next to the Arc de Triomphe!",
"It was not, I was in India and watched the entire eclipse. Can confirm",
"I KNEW IT DAWG!",
"All nonbasic lands are mountains.",
"Blood Moon....goes well with my [blood ocean](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kA-vex7jBQ)",
"Can confirm it was not ... Watched the whole eclipse too .... It started out just above the horizon....",
"Stunning!!",
"Just by looking at the contrast between the moon and it's surroundings it is obvious that the moon was cut from a different picture and superimposed right between those two gates.\n\nObvious photoshop.",
"Fithos.... Lusec.... Wiccos.... Vinosec",
"Reddit 'shop detectives are the worst. I don't care, and I'm not sure why anyone would. Debating the realness of pictures on the internet doesn't add much to the discussion and yet these debates are seemingly omnipresent. ",
"I somehow have yet to run into those stronger reborn enemies during the blood moon, and I have beaten the game",
"Rip my fetches",
"Idle thought: You think a couple thousand years from someone'll excavate the ruins of the arch and the tower and think its a giant moondial in similar fashion to what we do with Stonehenge?",
"No. I watched the whole eclipse happen. It was fairly above the horizon. [Proof. ](https://imgur.com/gallery/yen5L) ",
"If only the lamp on the right and the lamp on the left were equidistant to the arch it would an ocd wet dream.",
"You monster!",
"Any camera with a zoom can reproduce this. It's two photos superimposed.\n\nEdit: the reason I think it's two photos it's because you can't capture a moon that size with a focal length that wide (I think that's the term). I say this after spending the night taking photos of the last super moon with a 250mm lens.",
"This is not even Paris",
"https://www.thequint.com/news/webqoof/super-moon-india-gate-viral-photoshopped-image",
"Absolute Fake",
"Jokes on u, I'm mono U",
"Majestc!",
"Bruh... it's India",
"Isn't that India Gate?? ",
"[[Blood Moon]]",
"It was above the horizon. However, it was not this big from Chennai, India. So can't confirm. ",
"He did claim that it was real, that's why I corrected him.\n\nI don't give a shit about the shopped post itself, it looks nice I guess.",
"I hated when I was in the middle doing something and was interrupted by this cut scene, but I did love hearing Zelda's voice of genuine concern for my well being. ",
"The colors remind me of the RTJ3 cover.",
"BotW",
"Last time I was in Delhi there was no way you could ever see the moon. Day or night visibility was no more than a couple of hundred yards due to the smog.\n\nPretty shot of the India Gate though.",
"why i cant see?",
" \n[Blood Moon](https://img.scryfall.com/cards/normal/en/mm3/90.jpg?1512264114) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Blood%20Moon) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mm3/90?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(MC)](http://magiccards.info/query?q=!Blood%20Moon) \n^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call",
"I died a few times because of this. I just was about to clear out an area that was really difficult for me. It was that area where there's a tower on a hill with a bunch of apiky rocks all around. The one with goblins and lizard people litteraly everywhere. I was so close to being done I was fighting goblins and those fire wizzards. Then the blood moon came and all of the enemies resoawned and got harder. I was Soo pissed. I spent a really long time trying to kill everyone.",
"Does it make stronger enemies? I was under the impression it just respawns all the enemies to clear out the game cache. The more enemies you kill the more frequent the blood moon happens. I went like two weeks in game straight without one gathering mats only, then when I was farming monsters I got two like a day apart",
"Oh maybe I just misunderstood the concept entirely lmao",
"I thought the same thing at first till those close together ones happened",
"Kosm!",
"Ha jokes on you it'll never exist! *cries*",
"Sure is. The blood moon is way too dim to resolve exposure with the surrounding city lights",
"What about twilight? 😄 that was my first and only proof. “Bloody” crap",
"^^Whoopsies.",
"Or some say Kos. Grant us eyes, grant us eyes!",
"You're getting bones for breakfast today .. now fuck off",
"^^Dammit.",
"Terraria",
"If I remember correctly there is one guy at a stable who says that the blood moon appears at random, I might be wrong though"
] | 69 |
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Blood moon
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[
"Gorgeous! Great capture!",
"Thank you so much! I couldn't pass up a good reflection. ",
"Really stunning! ",
"Awesome shot!",
"Thank you! ",
"I appreciate that. Thanks! "
] | 6 |
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Reflection of a snowstorm, in a puddle in a parking garage.
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/r/pics/comments/7ux29n/another_picture_of_our_current_situation_drawn_by/
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[
"Hey op, I can't figure out what you and your friend are trying to say. ELI5 please.",
"It literally says “Washington” in Russian Cyrillic. The underlying subtext then becomes that this is a Washington under the influence of a Russian perspective, and as such he is dead and missing half his brain. Take that for whatever you will. I thought it was a well done and timely artistic expression. \n\nEdit. \n\nWe can all agree that the man George Washington is indeed dead. However his image and animus is supposed to live on and help embody the ideal of a free and resilient America. The capitol bears his name after all. Here we see that his likeness itself is tarnished and has been degraded and corrupted, perhaps much like the said capitol itself. ",
"YET, the Russian election hype is false. More likely your drawing is about how the democratic party is lost in their ability to push their false allegations any further.",
"The intelligence communities of multiple nations including the USA have already determined it be a very real occurrence. The subsequent investigation already has multiple indictments. ",
"I took it as there is no executive function in the government because the frontal lobe is sliced off ",
"Thanks for the explanation op.",
"please source the indictments of any major player...any."
] | 7 |
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Another picture of our current situation. Drawn by a friend of mine. “Washington”
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/r/pics/comments/7ux4hl/this_is_an_inkwell_from_the_1800_i_found_this/
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[
"So thats...250 years old now? Who's taking bets?",
"It has to be that old more or less. I have no way of knowing it’s exact age though.",
"Looks like a stoneware ink bottle or 'penny ink' rather than an ink well. Could well be 19th century if that is the case.",
"Regardless of its age, it's still a cool find for a 10-year-old. I once was snorkeling off St. Lucia and about 4-5 feet underwater I found a $100 bill just cruising with the current. ",
"Cool, what type of condition was the bill in?",
"It was in good condition. Since it was virtually impossible to find who lost it, I bought a lovely batik with it on the island as a souvenir. ",
"Nice "
] | 7 |
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This is an inkwell from the 1800. I found this while snorkelling when I was 10.
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/r/pics/comments/7ux58k/a_man_and_his_notes/
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[
"Hey, if it works it works ",
"Ya, if he loses that notebook, I’m sure he’d lose his shit for while. Someone needs to get this man a mobile phone with Evernote, unless he’ll believe that the government would be able to start tracking him. ",
"He looks like an English professor...or homeless.",
"I love this. What a character ",
"He could be both. ",
"Evernote Hates Him!",
"Sometimes the only way i can clear my mind is writing a lot of notes, thoughts, and ideas down. ",
"It’s all connected!!",
"journal stupid dumb big, my notes got notes",
"I wanna be the guy whos sleeping next to him. I could never sleep anywhere but my bed. ",
"... Charlie? Your nephew misses you :(\n\nrock on, though",
"Alright. You got me. ",
"Something tells me there is no changing this man's habits ",
"Caaaarol!",
">January 3rd, 2018\n\n>Some asshole from reddit took a picture of me again. I simply do not understand the infatuation with my studies. ",
"No way he’s going to digitize that! The government and their gang stalking lackeys will use it to inform the Illuminati about his knowledge of the conspiracy to run the subway with power generated from fuel obtained from the UFO they have in Area 51. ",
"i swear ive seen this same guy on the jubilee line talking to himself ",
"He's got to get the holy grail before the nazis ",
"Yea, more schizophrenia and less English professor. Easy to confuse though... ",
"Came here to say this... that's schizo. ",
"I bet he's a genius. Geniuses can be frazzley like that. I admire him. :)",
"A friend of mine has always carried a little book like that. It's about four inches thick at this point...",
"ted kaczynski level of note taking...",
"That's usually the case",
"Don’t forget The reptilians. ",
"But if he doesn't write it down, he won't remember it."
] | 26 |
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A man and his notes
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/r/pics/comments/7ux605/delicious/
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[
"Yes, both of those look delicious.",
"That is one nice rack of ribs",
"I would motorboat those ribs. ",
"Does the woman across the table know that you put her giant boobage on the internet? ",
"steak and melons",
"You mean his mom? I thought it was pretty weird that she’d allow that too. ",
"succulent ",
"I see boobies and I'm happy."
] | 8 |
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Delicious
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/r/pics/comments/7ux662/my_girlfriends_manufacturing_engineering_class/
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[
"Do you have a point?",
"That looks Chinese to me ",
"So she spent a shitload more time making pretty notes and graphs than paying attention to what the professor was actually saying and trying to understand.",
"I remember this kind of stuff. I was a biomedical engineer. ",
"Biochem for me",
"My notes look this good the first couple weeks of the semester. After that it’s chicken scratch",
"Just got flashbacks of Steel Design and Mechanics",
"Actually I have an A in the class right now 🤔 this is just how I take notes"
] | 7 |
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My girlfriends Manufacturing Engineering class notes
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/r/pics/comments/7ux6wl/made_a_best_traditional_red_award_belt_for_my/
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[
"Dude, that’s a sick belt! I would wear the shit out of that. ",
"Awesome - Thanks 😁",
"Recipe?",
"\"Recipe?\" - Guy who is definitely not OPs co-worker"
] | 4 |
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Made a "Best Traditional Red" award belt for my office's annual chili cook off competition today.
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/r/pics/comments/7uxcfg/welcome_to_the/
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[
"Is this that small town in Idaho?",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_of_the_World,_Ohio",
"Found the one I was thinking of:\n\nhttps://www.atlasobscura.com/places/center-of-the-universe"
] | 3 |
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Welcome to the...
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/r/pics/comments/7uxdkf/he_made_a_new_friend_and_its_so_cute/
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[
"I don't know, I wouldn't call the guy cute. More like...kinda handsome.",
"And a little scruffy. Might be a keeper!",
"Oh my gosh, I can hear the tiny mews in my head."
] | 3 |
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He made a new friend and it's so cute!
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/r/pics/comments/7uxe88/getting_crazy_on_a_friday_night/
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"Cat looks fake. ",
"How? any prove"
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Getting crazy on a Friday night
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/r/pics/comments/7uxei4/now_thats_a_zucchini/
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[
"indeed it is",
"Yes it is ",
"Come to the [Alaska State Fair](http://www.bountea.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/zucchini.jpg)",
"^Thats a zucchini.",
"You vs. the zucchini she told you not to worry about. ",
"TIL how to make those ^small ^^words on accident. Lol I meant to just point up.",
"It's bigger than his head",
"But I always thought smaller zucchini tastes better. you do not have to worry about the overly developed thick skin",
"And that's an African person's foot coupled with a Caucasian person's arm.",
"Some girl will be very happy.",
"Did you hide it?"
] | 12 |
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Now that’s a zucchini
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/r/pics/comments/7uxhru/if_youve_had_a_rough_day_just_take_a_look_at_this/
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[
"youve cured my depression",
"For fox sake. Nice post ",
"It's just so rare seeing a calm fox. They tend to be super feral even in the best of times",
"I did have a rough day. <3",
"My 5 year old daughter is gonna love this. Her favorite animal is foxes and favorite fruit is strawberrys. \n\nHer favourite animal is foxes sounds wrong. IS that wrong?",
"Favorite animals are foxes, favorite animal is the fox",
"Where's the pepper?"
] | 7 |
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If you've had a rough day, just take a look at this fox eating a strawberry
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/r/pics/comments/7uxkjg/beauty_comfort_and_peace/
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[
"Reminds me of winters in upstate NY and northern Germany :)",
"I’m glad you have a positive memory based off a photo. This was taken in South Jersey.",
"Yup, sure do, I almost add \"good memories\" to that first comment. Thanks again.",
"Feel free to save I’d be flattered. Hockey is more than just a game. "
] | 4 |
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Beauty, Comfort, and Peace.
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/r/pics/comments/7uxkw3/this_homeless_man_in_la_called_street_pete_had_a/
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[
"That cat’s seen some shit. ",
"Hey look its me! Street Pete! For real this is actually me in this pic",
"What??",
"We're all Street Pete..."
] | 4 |
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This homeless man in LA called "Street Pete" had a box of various glasses and accessories he was trying on. These were my favorite! "They're perfect!" he shouted!
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/r/pics/comments/7uxlcv/this_cinder_block_that_washed_up_on_shore_after/
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[
"r/wellworn",
"Sell it as modern art",
"That is cool. ",
"Must be very smooth, would love to get to hold it.",
"It looks vaguely cuddly",
"Strangely beautiful. ",
"A concrete masonry[ unit](https://images.twinkl.co.uk/tw1n/image/private/t_630/image_repo/b0/af/T-T-196-My-Family-A4-Colouring-Posters_ver_1.jpg) (CMU) is a standard size rectangular block used in building construction. Those that use cinders (fly ash or bottom ash) are called cinder blocks in the United States, [breeze blocks](https://rlv.zcache.com/smarties_postcard-rca5adf012db04f419c11bfde3d360708_vgbaq_8byvr_324.jpg) (breeze is a synonym of ash) in the United Kingdom, and hollow blocks in the Philippines.",
"wat",
"I'm I wrong that I find it cute?",
"/r/mildlyinteresting ",
"That shit don't float.",
"I grew up in Westchester co, NY by the Hudson River along a stretch that was filled with brick factories in the first half of the last century. There was all kinds of cool looking bricks and wall remnants and ceramics still around. It makes up as much as half the rocky beaches in some parts.",
"Looks like the ocean child-proofed it ",
"S M O O T H B O I ",
"I was told that 16\"x16\" cinder block was called \"birth control block\". You would be so tired after a day handling them that you would just be too tired for sex. ",
"I concur",
"It's missing a chain.....and a body.",
"Put in large aquarium. ",
"Nutrigrain!",
"and Besser Bricks/Blocks in Australia.",
"Somehow satisfying to look at",
"Get enough of a current speed and that shit will get moved easily though. Wouldn't even take much for something that size. ",
"Yep, if this were a true cinder block, it would have already been dissolved.\n\nSource: My house is made out of cinder blocks",
"Who was it attached to when it went in?",
"Just pics of OPs mum",
"https://i.imgur.com/D6l8fu1.gif",
"How would a Cinder block even \"wash up\" to a shore",
"It's rounded, not polished. It would still be rough to the touch.",
"Looks like the outer facade of the Forum in Inglewood.",
"Needs a name like driftwood, don't know, drift block, drift brick, maybe tidestone or driftstone? ",
"The chain rusted away. Duh.",
"The settlers used to ride these babies for miles.",
"Take that shit home. That's art",
"Suck brick kid!!!",
"Concrete block 2.0",
"B O N E L E S S B L O C C",
"Ocean is s scary place",
"/r/thalsophobia",
"Somebody call Hickok45!",
"You're certainly right about that... \n\nBut still I'm impressed and awed by the power of ocean currents to simply tumble that block around like a toy, and then lob it back at us on a sandy beach. ",
"Neither do cars. Tell that to the Flood God.",
"Imagine being a friendly cuddly great white shark swimming about your day looking for dolphins to eat, and you get cracked in the head by one of these.",
"Mild.",
"Seriously, put this on Etsy and call it \"rustic\" and charge 500$ for it. \n\nI mean if Pottery Barn can sell a stump of wood for $500, why can't you?",
"Working in corporate America, I rather enjoyed your username OP!",
"Most of it is abrasion from rubbing along the sand ",
"I want to take it home and love it and put candles in it and put it on my mantle piece. ",
"Poly count too high. Remove subdivision modifier. ",
"\"One art? That'll be one mortgage please.\"",
"It's my first time, I swear.",
"The floating plastics sanded it smooth. ",
"Dang that would hurt so bad rolling into your shin while your playing in the waves. ",
"Must be 2-3 million years old! Have they carbon dated it yet? ",
"I feel like you were gonna say a sentence there! The cinder block that washed up what? What did it do?!",
"Yeah, it's good shit. I'm a surfer and also a coastal engineer, lucky enough to work and play with it. ",
"You mean r/thalassophobia",
"/r/aquariums would probably say that it changes the water's chemistry or something.",
"Nothing child proofs a cinder block. *in best Jeff Goldbloom* Kids. ...uh.... find a way....uuuuuuuh.... to get hurt",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJMwBwFj5nQ",
"It looks like a Gaudí piece.",
" the guy who chews cement and gravel and spits out concrete.",
"Figured this would be a much...edgier...photo.",
"Poseidon’s knuckle dusters",
"And then the body walked to Bikini Bottom",
"Isn’t this quite common?",
">costal engineer\n\nI’ve never heard of that. What’s it like?",
"Bet that block has seen some shit",
"Neat. ",
"assholes",
"Toronto was also home to a number of brickworks. Now has a peninsula of old building materials called the [Leslie Street Spit](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/40/2e/2a/402e2add9e4f3979c9d53ee2813d893c.jpg)",
"mildly arousing",
"Trained as civil engineer. I mostly do flood and erosion protection and analysis that supports it. Computer models of waves, tides and rivers. It's good. ",
"Ya there's no way that washed up on a beach lol.",
"I was about to say I would pay $20 for that to put in one of my tanks ",
"Not fully formed, gotta throw it back",
"You need to keep that.",
"Looks like a mailbox",
"Cool",
"Looks like the rock that the glowing stones from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom must have been taken from.",
"🤙",
"Definitely changes the Feng Shui",
"Nah fam OP's mom's fucking battle-scarred.",
"It would work as a bio filter. ",
"risky click of the day",
"Hmmm. Looks like a tooth put into Coke for a week.",
"My ankles hurt looking at that.",
"The Spit isn't completely like that picture. Older parts have been filled in with soil and trees so there are [nice pathways to hike or cycle on.](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1358/1250512034_c4ce07af5c.jpg) It's surprisingly natural considering how close to downtown it is... and the fact it's a landfill. ",
"Maybe it just sat in the surf for years. ",
"I'd put that in my garden/porch. If I had one. Cool to look at. ",
"Your humor makes me vomit. Fucking asshole.",
"The people there typically know what they're talking about and care about fish, that's not a bad thing ",
"Man that would be so smooth to lick",
"Can I order 10,000 of these forms next design? ",
"You'll have plenty of time to look for bricks ..when you're living iN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVERRR! ",
"Was gonna come post this. Here's a [closer picture](https://i.imgur.com/LS7NQiY.jpg).",
"Thank you :) ",
"Im now imagining the ocean ebing like \"Get this shit.... OUTTA HERE.\" and then throwing the block at a beach full of people",
"Still would be rough, it just rounded out corners. ",
"Damn it, I came here to say that!",
"That would be a sick aquarium decoration",
"\"Fang chewy\"\nFTFY",
"r/mildlyinteresting ?",
"I enjoy the blind rage this comment seemed to fill you with",
"Do you think....\n\n*approaches cinder block*\n\n... is it... possible...\n\n*stops in front of block*\n\n*unzips*",
"This guy knows what's good",
"How does a cinderblock get washed up?"
] | 106 |
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This cinder block that washed up on shore after tumbling through ocean currents
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/r/pics/comments/7uxlhl/went_to_a_booksbyweight_sale_for_secondhand_books/
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"Oh, that's Jennie and Todd.",
"Looks like they are from ireland. ",
"/u/acareerinevil, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule III - No missing persons/animal requests.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/acareerinevil&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uxlhl/went_to_a_booksbyweight_sale_for_secondhand_books/?context=10\\))"
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Went to a books-by-weight sale for second-hand books, found this beautiful photograph in a copy of Memoirs of a Geisha. I dont know which part of the world they belong, I am in India.
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/r/pics/comments/7uxlw3/took_a_picture_of_the_strange_sky_while_headed/
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[
"NOOOOPE",
"Woah...",
"SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT",
"That's pretty cool, you should send to Tom Skilling, a meteorologist. He loves these pictures! ",
"It's like really thin pizza dough",
"You’re totally right! It does!"
] | 6 |
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Took a picture of the strange sky while headed home and found a figure looking down at us.
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/r/pics/comments/7uxm8a/this_is_what_a_hundred_thousand_dollars_in_debt/
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[
"Well, you just made me feel better about mine, thank you. Not sure if that is what you meant to do, but thank you!",
"Shit man \nEdit: thank you for making me feel better about my debt though ❤️",
"I declare bankruptcyyyyyyyy!",
"That's a dangerous hand you dealt yourself.",
"You seem very interested.",
"Are they color coordinated?",
"IIRC, student debt in the US can no longer be discharged in bankruptcy.",
"Pfft, thats nothing. I went from 0 debt to 130k in debt on monday when i bought my first home. Now im sitting here in this house i bought, thinking what the fuck do i do now?",
"LTP: Not a valid bitcoin investment strategy.",
"I can relate :(",
"$130k?! God damn that's cheap \nBe glad you don't live where I am, the average house price here is around NZ$770k (US$562,431)",
"Mine is 520K... 350K mortgage. I would love only 130K.",
"It doesn't work if you just say it",
"You need money to declare bankruptcy in the first place.",
"The correct reply is: I didn't say it, I declared it",
"Then buy a smaller house in a crappy location :) ",
"Good old fashioned American debt ",
"Is your company hiring? ",
"Just move bro.",
"This is commonly believed, and legislation was passed to make it almost impossible, but, there are ways and some methods are helped by the predatory nature of the loan program, particularly using it for non-education purposes in private for profit schools. \n\nhttps://www.huffingtonpost.com/steve-rhode/another-consumer-nukes-th_b_7913716.html\n\n**Bankruptcy isn’t a great option, but if you need it get good representation and don’t assume that student loans cannot be included**",
"Good to know, thank you."
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This is what a hundred thousand dollars in debt looks like.
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/r/pics/comments/7uxpw9/one_year_ago_today_we_sent_my_13yearold_rescue/
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[
"I’m sorry for your loss; I so dread that day for me and my special pup. But it sure looks like you and your sweet dog had a fabulous life together during her time with you. ",
"Looks like you gave that fur child a wonderful life! I'm sorry for your loss, and hope that in time, the memories you shared together will warm your heart. ",
"Thank you. They definitely do warm my heart, but it also makes me sad that new ones wont get to be had. ",
"/u/ThanksForStoppingBy, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be designed to elicit sympathy. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/ThanksForStoppingBy&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uxpw9/one_year_ago_today_we_sent_my_13yearold_rescue/?context=10\\))"
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One year ago today we sent my 13-year-old rescue pupper to the Rainbow Bridge. I miss that munchkin to bits!
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/r/pics/comments/7uxvlu/a_random_tree_i_found_during_a_walk_decided_the/
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[
"you've got the photography bug, get a dslr.\n",
"I've definitely been thinking about it. I love taking pictures like this.",
"i got a nikon d7100 not technically pro but ive been picking up seriously professional photo work through my pre exsisting career since i bought a camera 3 years ago, if you will it, it is no dream...\n\nbtw you have a natural eye and nobody can touch you."
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A random tree I found during a walk, decided the sun would add a nice flair.
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/r/pics/comments/7uxwbb/kamchatkas_abandoned_building/
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[
"So that’s where the stronghold is when I play Risk. ",
"It's not abandoned, it's stranded. \n\n...It just floated in on a high tide and now it's stuck.",
"There's only one?"
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Kamchatka's abandoned building
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/r/pics/comments/7uxwue/this_is_how_my_friends_cut_flan/
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[
"Wakakakakaka",
"You need a new friend or an exorcist ",
"/r/mildlyinfuriating",
"came here to say the same thing ",
"Pac-flan.",
"What is an arbitrary center of sort-of a circle? I'm a pragmatic anyway. "
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This is how my friends cut flan
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/r/pics/comments/7uxxfe/supermoon/
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"No cape?",
"What's it's kryptonite?",
"Goddammit Goku! What did I say about the spirit bombs!",
"Are there vampires in that castle?",
"Location?"
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Supermoon
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/r/pics/comments/7uxy1n/trashy_skiing_i_carried_my_landfill_waste_with_me/
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"What kind of litter is in the bag?",
"Why does picking up after yourself need to be a challenge? Had there not been a challenge would you have left it behind?",
"No. I would never leave rubbish on the ground, it would go in a trash can for the landfill. Basically it shows me what I would’ve putting in the landfill. So anything I could recycle or compost I don’t have to carry that around. Its like a personal trash audit. So over a month I see what I produce that goes in the landfill. It’s been really eye opening. ",
"Cool idea. I bet it is eye-opening. Usually when you take self inventories like that it's amazing what you find. Trash, finances or anything else like that. ",
"Floss, fruit and veggie stickers (in Canada they have to indicated what is Organic with these large yellow stickers), Qtips, meat soaker pads (so that gross material that’s between your meat and the styrofoam), the seal on a peanut butter jar.."
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Trashy skiing. I carried my landfill waste with me everywhere for the Zero Waste Challenge.
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/r/pics/comments/7uy1c0/i_just_found_out_rob_brydon_christoph_waltz_are/
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[
"How are you feeling about everything now?",
"Up is down and black is white. My life will never be the same again.",
"So which accent did you think was real?",
"posted hours ago. ",
"I thought he was English that could do an American and French accent perfectly ",
"Really? I apologize if true, i was looking at downsizing the movie, saw the guys name and thought it was wrong. Came to realise it was a different guy ",
"That's a bingo"
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I Just Found Out Rob Brydon & Christoph Waltz Are Different People
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/r/pics/comments/7uy3j3/a_bright_future_ahead/
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"lol",
"Very funny dad",
"Am I missing something? \nIs there meant to be a joke or just a statement? \n😪"
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A bright future ahead.
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/r/pics/comments/7uy4hx/fabulous_cow/
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"Looks like a Moodonna to me.",
"He self identifies as a steer. ",
"Ed Sheeran??",
"Maybe she's barn with it...",
"Looks like a bull in a grunge phase lmfao ",
"Moolo Yiannopolis",
"Maybe it's Moobeline",
"Welcome, \n\nto the pasture",
"He’s ~~emo~~ e*moo*",
"Looks like David Bowie, fabulous cow !"
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Fabulous cow
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/r/pics/comments/7uy6ar/rainbow_over_iceland_waterfalls/
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[
"Also there’s a ghost chillin on the rocks behind the waterfall- roughly centre of frame. ",
"I see no ghost....",
"Skogafoss?",
"yeah, looks like it's Skogafoss to me",
"That’s how you know it’s a ghost!",
"ALL THE WAY"
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Rainbow over Iceland waterfalls
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/r/pics/comments/7uy8kj/female_idf_soldiers_training/
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[
"Soldiers are pretty uncool. Let's create and not destroy. ",
"That comment is naive as fuck. Can't have peace without someone defending it from others willing to take your freedom. ",
"Must be totally staged, aka not real.\nIf you lean back while shooting you'll end up on your ass.\nYou are taught to lean forward while aiming/shooting from your shoulder. No helmets?",
"Helmet? That would ruin her hair!"
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Female IDF soldiers training
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/r/pics/comments/7uyb5j/its_my_cake_day_heres_the_happiest_guy_i_know/
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[
"What a great dog",
"Suspect you’ll be sharing any cake!",
"/u/StvH8, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be about a cake day. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/StvH8&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7uyb5j/its_my_cake_day_heres_the_happiest_guy_i_know/?context=10\\))"
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It's my cake day. Here's the happiest guy I know...
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/r/pics/comments/7uycv2/oldboye_needs_to_be_touching_me_when_we_travel_15/
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[
"Or he just likes to touch you.",
"I love him. ",
"He probably longs for the days when you talked like an adult and called him by name his instead of the funny toddler words you read online.",
"[here's another photo] (https://imgur.com/gallery/ltzaj)",
"Probably.",
"That is so tender",
"By his what? Don't leave me hanging.",
"Who hurt you",
"It's a dog.",
"What kind of dog is your oldboye?"
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Oldboye needs to be touching me when we travel. 15 years of traveling and he still stresses.
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/r/pics/comments/7uyg40/perpetual_golden_hour_out_here_at_the_ubc/
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"How do you go there from downtown vancouver ",
"And then God said \"This is the goodest boy\" ",
"That's a beautiful picture OP."
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Perpetual golden hour out here at the UBC Endowment Lands 👌🏼
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/r/pics/comments/7uyg4u/a_church_in_italy_built_into_the_side_of_a/
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[
"I bet parking is a bitch. ",
"There is a bibleverse that says: \"Let the mountains fall on us and let the hills cover us.\" This is what happens when you can't handle metaphors.",
"I imagine a church sermon with 3 dudes and a Pastor all in full traversing gear",
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"Believes in Jesus, thinks gravity be a myth..",
"Have fun being the roofer on that place ",
"Dukes dear Freja lives under that thing.",
"If you've ever been to Italy, you learn pretty quick that they don't \"Economize\" their civil engineering.\n\nIf it looks like a cool place for a town, that's where it'll be built. Not in the plains where it's easy to transport goods or right next to a field, but on the sides of mountains, *in* cliffs or at the top of the highest mountain in sight. It's beautiful.",
"Where in italy?",
"First thought that came to mind! ",
"Just hope the rock above is not going to fall",
"Historically that would be an easier spot to defend then the plains",
"imagine having to hike all the way up there to pray to something that doesnt even exist",
"Well the best part is no one *has* to do that. ",
"No one thinks gravity is a myth.",
"Have you seen \"Las Lajas\"? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Las_Lajas_Sanctuary",
"Side of the mountain. Duh.",
"Now that's a church with some faith! ",
"It's close to my place: Sanctuari Madonna della Corona: http://www.madonnadellacorona.it/en/home-3/\nIt's half an hour walking down from the village above.",
"Instructions unclear. Ended up inside the mountain. ",
"http://www.madonnadellacorona.it/en/virtual-tour/ is there a way to see this in VR headset or how would one implement this ",
"[Scott Adams has some... strange beliefs](https://twitter.com/scottadamssays/status/751862277293219841?lang=en). \n\nI remember reading one of his books (an actual written book, and not just a cartoon collection) and it was perfectly fine and funny, talking about the jobs he had before cartooning, his inspiration for Dilbert, etc.\n\nAnd then the last chapter or so got... weird.\n\nHe talked about how daily 'affirmations' of goals can actually work not just by motivating someone, but through genuine new-age mumbo jumbo magic. He also had an entire section devoted to talking about how gravity *might not* exist and, instead, be caused solely by the universe expanding; he even made diagrams of Dilbert jumping on a sphere while both were expanding in size and, somehow, this meant that Dilbert would appear to 'land' back on the sphere after his jump even though there's no gravitational force involved.\n\nTL;DR: some people (at least weird famous cartoonists) actually do think gravity is a 'myth'",
"You *believe* sky fairy does not exist. But can you prove it? ",
"Don’t be so generic. It side of the Italian mountain.",
"Can’t stop the pedophilia if you don’t have mountain climbing gear. \n\nSolid planning, priests!",
"Not stated. Could be German mountain in Italy, could be Serbian etc.",
"Do the Duh",
"The daedra force their followers to build shrines far from civilization",
"Eremo San Colombano dalle mie parti\n\nhttps://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5265/5646456484_ed2705d52d_b.jpg\n",
"These superstitions are indoctrinated by peers who say worship has to take place. It only becomes optional once superstition gives way to reality.",
"I can see a certain logic to this if you taken the assumption everything is expanding. Say if you are next to an expanding balloon, the balloon surface will move closer to you much like if you were falling. Now, if you are also expanding then your relative size would remain the same so you wouldn’t notice the expansion. Only that the balloon is getting closer to you.\n\nThe immediate logical flaw is that the space between both objects would also be expanding in which case you wouldn’t be getting closer. You also wouldn’t be able to “break free” of gravity. It would be relentless no matter how far away you were.",
"Okay Shadow the stereotyping Edgehog.",
"True but it results in a more beautiful, interesting and, varied built environment. Contrast the above with the dull monotony of many American cities or the post WW2 housing estates in London.",
"Saved on construction materials.",
"Plenty of parking at the bottom level. ",
"Totally agree. It's an extra cost but the results are amazing",
"What's with all the autistic edgelord comments? Appreciate something ancient and sacred for once and stop being retarded.",
"Madonna della corona",
"I supposed no one denies that if you drop something that it will fall, but people do dismiss the theory of gravity and all the science behind it. They prefer to believe that forces like gravity are magic spells cast by their invisible wizard.",
"right...but why...",
"Or the European cities are older than any American city and had to be built on a defendable place, so invaders couldn't just walk in. It was more economical than to rebuild and repopulate the place.",
"Faith could move mountains you know. ",
"Do people still use it?",
"[Here in Italy](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Madonna+della+Corona+Sanctuary/@44.2837319,12.5202631,6.5z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0xcc774f0e73a52308!8m2!3d45.6494981!4d10.8566058)\n\n",
"from the website:\n \"The Sanctuary is open all over the year. You can attend religious celebrations everyday. Every Sunday at 3 pm prayer meeting with Holy Rosary.\"",
"Most italians walk everywhere because their cars are really expensive.",
"Mountaintop pedophilia cave resort for priests, thats where they keep all the good kids ",
"Found a great 360 pic: https://goo.gl/maps/zWRN5eczCRG2",
"/r/notkenm",
"you must be a true believer to visit.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKULc8W7lM",
"church built into side of mountain, cities with a shit ton of nazi graffiti. ",
"For example, see Cinque Terre.",
"What is the point of choosing such a difficult spot for building?",
"I figured hell would be like driving for the rest of your existence looking for a spot that does not exist. ",
"Italy is my #1 country I want to visit. I've heard it described as the most culture per square mile of anywhere on earth, and the cities are so beautiful you just feel like you might break something if you're not careful. ",
"You would be the one, who gets sent to hell, yet still has the decency to not block the lane.",
"Im evil. I dont lack manners. ",
"True fact, my wife and I are notorious for being underwhelmed with natural, national and world treasures.\n\n\nThe Colosseum is the one artifact that knocked out socks off.",
"Unlike everywhere else, where cars are cheap as dirt",
"Better really enjoy church as it looks like quite the trek to get there every Sunday.",
"If you haven't invested much time in it yet, I recommend changing the seed number in your world generator and starting over. Sometimes you get these glitchy spawns.",
"Five me ten good men and some climbing spikes, I'll impregnate the Bitch.",
"I raise you with the one in Turkey.\nhttp://www.sumela.com",
"Reminds me of Montserrat near Barcelona.",
"Oi mona"
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A church in Italy built into the side of a mountain.
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[
"Woofy nose boopy.",
"Wolf not impressed with that shit, apparently.",
"A dangerous snoot to boop.",
"He's kinda asymmetric ",
"Yeah, a giant headed wolf with 2 legs!"
] | 5 |
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Wolf looking into a camera.
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[
"I support Trump. If I saw this, I’d probably have nowhere to piss but on the floor. ",
"Why? ",
"Who else is despised like this? ",
"I hate Trump, but I don't think I would be able to pee like this.",
"I'd be surprised if it had a driver's license",
"Because it would be disrespectful. ",
"> Do you have a passport?\n\n\"US is #1\"...\n\n...\"ever been outside of the US?\"\n\n\"nope\"...\n\n...\"?\"",
"Yep. I frequently travel to Iceland, Finland, and Estonia. Why do you ask?",
"fuck this cringy shit\n\n",
"Like grabbing women by the pussy disrespectful, or fucking pornstars while your wife is pregnant disrespectful? ",
"You know that he did not actually claim to grab a girl like that don't you? Just listen to it. He said that when you are famous you can do anything. Then he brought up an example of an extreme case to make his point. It's just like saying that a place is a million miles away when it's really just a long drive. Or that something hurts like hell when it really only hurts a lot. Not actually like hell. People nowadays seem to have a problem differentiating between literally and figuratively. \n\nBut to your point, yes. Like that. If you respect a person you don't want to piss on the image of the person. And seeing as it is in a rest room and you do have to go, peeing on the floor to avoid the derogatory act is understandable. It should be done like the donation jars on counters with a picture of Hillary next to the picture of Donald. You can choose which figure you want to denigrate. ",
"Brilliant would love this in my house "
] | 13 |
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Urinal in a bar in Methven, New Zealand.
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[
"He is 4 years old",
"That’s awesome, what kind of toys are those?",
"Upvote because the kid and the girl are adorable.",
"It's called Brio, about four sets there together. "
] | 4 |
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Impressive morning engineering from the little one.
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[
"Is a Hedgehog the same as a marmot?",
"I'm no biologist. ",
"Isn't that Coleman Kayak an American brand from Alabama? I wasn't aware there were hedgehogs in North America?",
"Nope",
"100% not a marmot",
"[This](https://i.redd.it/021y4us32zd01.jpg) is a marmot. ",
"Both of those words are inaccurate, but the smiling hedgehog on dry land makes up for it.",
"Spikes and inflatables. What could go wrong? ",
"Then don't post words you don't understand.",
"[No actually, this is a marmot](https://www.jasper.travel/media/original_images/trail-map-hi-res.jpg)\n"
] | 10 |
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Kayaking marmot
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[
"Sooo....whats with the purple dick covered in peanut butter?",
"peanut butter is a much more flattering substance than I was thinking..\n\nFor real though, what the hell is that",
"lol :D\nit looks like finger in some kind of glow...not a dick..."
] | 3 |
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Stan Lee mural
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[
"If those are gas pipes, this is a Flamengo. ",
"The most fabulous gas meter I’ve ever seen. This is really awesome.",
"I wouldn't recommend doing this. I've heard of gas companies hitting artistic landowners with charges for \"tampering\" with the meter.",
"Ah.... spanishtown parade!!!"
] | 4 |
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Urban Pink Flamingo
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[
"These look ugly bad, though.",
"Where is this in Dubai?",
"In comparison to others yeah",
"Idk i was in a taxi when i took this picture"
] | 4 |
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Skyscrapers in Dubai are beautiful
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[
"He was great in RED and Burn After Reading. ",
"Sorry OP. :( beautiful cat. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"He was so special. But his albinism likely caused his death. He was only 1.5 years old and had sudden heart failure. I honestly can't even wrap my head around the universe being so cruel. I have 4 cats (well, 3 now)...and they're all wondering where their brother is. I'm crushed.",
"Wow I really know the feeling, I had to two cats(brothers) and after one of them died the other would just wonder the house meowing for his brother. Broke my heart ",
"death post",
"Sorry for this loss.",
"Fake news. My cats still alive.",
"He looks like a talker, was he?"
] | 9 |
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The world lost the greatest cat on earth tonight and I am absolutely broken. RIP Appa. :(
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[
"Photographer unknown. Please credit if you do.",
"Where did you find this picture then? I really want to visit this place.",
"If i had one week left to live, i'd sleep here. Stars at night, sunrises, one with God.",
"Heating bill must be insane.\n\nMan, I'm getting old. ",
"It’s the The Eagles View Suite - Finland, more info here - http://www.luxuryaccommodationsblog.com/post/72807151139/eagles-view-suite",
"I sure wouldn't be able to sleep in late, too much light",
"My first thought was \"brrr that room must be freaking cold\"",
"That’s the first thing I thought of, that the real flaunt of wealth here isn’t the view but the unfathomable wasted energy.",
"It's pretty much on the arctic circle - so no barely any light in Winter, 24h light in Summer. If you go in December you can wake to a sunrise at 10am.",
"The internet",
"If you can afford the house this room is in, you're probably not worried about the utility bills.",
"That was my first thought as well. And my second, actually.",
"It may not be...\n\nIf well sealed and double paned, the R factor of a low ceiling room like that could be pretty high. ",
"Double paned? How pedestrian",
"If only it was a bathroom...",
"Triple paned is standard in the Nordics, where this picture is from.",
"Yes it is",
"Same thought here; it's not just you.",
"I wanna bang in that bedroom...",
"There's a rolled up curtain above the windows you could pull down. ",
"From /u/ydiskolaveri comment:\n\n> It’s the The Eagles View Suite - Finland, more info here - http://www.luxuryaccommodationsblog.com/post/72807151139/eagles-view-suite\n\n",
"literally going here for my Honeymoon",
"Bed size: hobbit ",
"I love jerking it above the clouds",
"Two words my friend: insulated glazing",
"Yes.. even with perfect air sealing, and fancy, triple-pane, low-e windows, the radiational cooling would be intense on a cold night... especially if one were doing what that bedroom was clearly designed for.",
"> Low ceiling room.\n\nThere's a railing around the bed, it's definitely on the 2nd floor.",
">...on the arctic circle... \n\nSooo.. no sleep in May, June, and July?",
" ° ͜ ʖ °",
"Finland seems to come up a lot in conversations about the best countries in the world. They were in a recent Nat Geo article about places with the highest happiness index and quality of life (socialized medicine being a major factor). I wish I could tolerate cold better.",
"Have you tried vodka?",
"r/cozyplaces",
"Good luck passing out in there during the day after an all nighter out.",
"You're not alone friend. I thought that too, as well as how much a pain in the ass cleaning all that would be",
"Anyone else notice the circle bed has square sheets? ",
"The electric bill, though. (I doubt there's district heating in this location.) There's a reason houses are well insulated in cold climates.",
"Laying in bed during a thunderstorm would be amazing, watching the thunder move. ",
"£120/night, actually pretty reasonable",
"Hosting a fondue party?",
"This is my idea of camping",
"Where is it?",
"Iso-Syote Hotel in Finland",
"I wanna bang anywhere...",
"DUDE you're not supposed to just type that out in pubic, there might be children reading this. ",
"Much longer than that. There's midnight sun in those months, but there's still midnight sunlight for many more months.",
"/r/cozyplaces",
"But what about the T factor, and the A factor. You gotta consider the T&A factor.",
"Definitely hot in there. ",
"This is wonderful! 😍😍",
"I sleep better when it's cold. You could always add a heating blanket if it got too bad, but this would be heaven for me.",
"What does your heating bill have to do with your age?",
"Don't even ask about the chocolate fountain. \n\nAnd what they did with the _strawberries_. ",
"Do sundials still work there?",
"Fucking gets hot and sweaty. Wouldn't you *want* it a couple degrees cooler than normal? ",
"I wanna hotbox and then bang in that bedroom. ",
"i cant sleep if its even remotely warm :(\n\neven when its 20 degrees outside, ill set my ac to 60 when i go to sleep, and turn the heater back to 72 when i wake up. not that big of a deal. even being retarded with the thermostat like that, my gas+electric in the winter is still cheaper than just my electric alone in the summer.",
"Put this in the Carabbean or Tahiti and you have the dream bedroom in the dream location.",
"After seeing this picture, What I see is my depression...",
"I think so.... I better go test it out. ",
"I've never bothered to find out. Sorry.",
"And no insulation.",
"EAT THE RICH.",
"[Here's a different perspective](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/eb/ee/a0/ebeea0c5adc9ed45f260dc5140d2dcfb.jpg) of it that may change our view of the heating bill.",
"Wow neat place! thanks"
] | 63 |
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Bedroom with a View
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[
"I thought that was *blood*! And thought he was pretty damn good at karate. Awesome pic!",
"That dog knows kung-fu. ",
"One goes beyond black belt when one can toe boop",
"Well now I need to see these beautiful puppers in non-fu mode. ",
"My ^people ^^need ^^^me",
"KAWABUNGA",
"Aww, that dog let his balloon shaped dog go.",
"Is the cord there to prevent that your dog lifts off to doggy heaven?\n\n^(also to the front page it is)",
"\"Fren, you did me a scare. \"",
"Every doggy was kung-fu fighting.....",
"excellent hop!",
"where abouts was this? Looks very far north? ",
"Crouching Doggie Hidden Puppy",
"Kung Fur",
"Beam me up, doggy",
"FINISH HIM!",
"r/photoshopbattles",
"Awesome shot!",
"Jumping Husky Crouching Retreiver",
"Dropdog ",
"Your mom should consider photography as a side job! This is an awesome photo. ",
"Am I the only one who has no idea what on earth is happening in the pic",
"The moment the gravity plating on space ship Earth failed. ",
"All I can picture is Poochie from the Simpsons - “I have to go now, my planet needs me.” followed by “Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.”",
"> “Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.”\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/AU3K27v.jpg",
"Wow, nice shot. I almost can feel standing there. \n\nI hope this thread will get many upvotes so you can show your mom how many people like this gem.",
"Sir or madam, I would like to enroll my doggo in your mom's doggo ninja academy. You can rest assured that he is in fact a good boy and will be of no problem to train in doggo martial arts. ",
"The dogtrix",
"Is that a fuzzy alien behind the dogs?",
"Tae kwon doggo",
"There's no way every doggy was kung fu fighting",
"I expect to see this as a movie in 2 years now this is brilliant and I would probably rent it",
"-breaks neck from cable-",
"Meta.",
"Great pic! I assume you keep the one doggo leashed because he floats away all the time?",
"Everybody was KungFu fighting ",
"Moon Moon?",
"Dang, that dog on the right is balancing another dog on its nose, cool! Great pic by the way. ",
"Looks like he's taking a real long fish style poop",
"Wow !! \nYou have a flying dog ?\n\n",
"Could be anywhere south of 73 degrees North. ",
"Kaaaaaameeeeeeeehaaaaameeeeee.....haaaaaaa!",
"https://youtu.be/wju21ymTiKg",
"KARATE BOOP",
"Definitely thought that was a bear in the background ",
"And I thought it was...something similar",
"I thought the dog was taking a shit in midair....",
"Rolf",
"\"No lieutenant, your dogs are already dead.\"",
"Can I come?",
"I will always upvote the Simpsons.",
"My poor husky always has to be the leashed one, too. They're not to be trusted!",
"Dances with wolves.",
"Every doggy was kung-fu fighting... ",
"We were inverted . . . ",
"This is an amazing photo! ",
"That looks like a stream of diarrhea... ",
"Ah yes, a pufferfish!",
"Can I come live there? Thanks.",
"Looks like a scene from Crouching Doggo Hidden Pupper",
"/r/accidentalrenaissance ",
"I thought that was a trail of poop for a second. ",
"That's what a cold nose to the balls can cause a husky to do.",
"***...show me***",
"Those are some happy dogs. I don't have a funny joke or anything, just wanted to say good on your mom for raising some happy little doggos.",
"Those dogs are good at balancing ",
"Earthporn combined with aww \\^_^",
"Hey, it's diddle diddle.",
"mary puppins.",
"Don't worry it's on a string!",
"*You underestimate my power* ",
"/r/mypeopleneedme",
"What?!",
"Moms dogs do two shows on Sunday and one show a night during the week in Vegas. Brown dog group really packs them in.",
"Crouching doggo, hidden pupper. ",
"The creation. ",
"Why is every one on Reddit rich?",
"Where was this taken??",
"Ninja ass dogs",
"Why is there an Ewok behind the dogs?",
"r/accidentalrenaissance\nThe Ascension of Fido",
"This is why you always keep HeliumDogs on a leash",
"Where dis?",
"Happy cake day!",
"Those paws were fast as lightning...",
"Pupjitsu",
"Daniel-son, crane kick!",
"OP you need to be cross post this to r/photoshop_battle. This would look great with the mortal combat background ",
"kung fu panda",
"[**Kung Fuhrer**](https://i.imgur.com/OxgPMbF.jpg)\n\nP.S.- I'd been wanting to use this pic for the longest time. Just kept waiting for the right opportunity. ",
"Kung Fu fighting Sled Dogs? Sign me up. ",
"I double-tapped the pic instead of upvoting, I feel so dumb.\n",
"\"Everybody was kung-fur fighting! ~RUFF! Those dogs were fast as lightning!\"",
"well she better fucking put it back.\n",
"It's like those rock stacking photos, except OP's mom stacked dogs. ",
"tae kwon dog",
"I have AIDS.",
"The Karate Pup.",
"The dog on the left is named Trinity. ",
"First mom taken a really good picture ever! Haha...",
"Many thanks!",
"[Sunlight on Snow](https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11118/111187046/5744621-screen+shot+2017-03-12+at+10.29.17+pm.png) is my second favorite depressed robot after Marvin. ",
">balloon shaped dog\n\n God shaped balls, FTFY.\n\n",
"if do right, no can defense",
"Your soul, is MINE! ",
"Is this from the movie Kung Fury?",
"How does a dog jump that high ",
"Cherish the cabin! ",
"Kung fur pupper",
"*Wax on, wax off.*",
"Three Husky Sun - the sequel to three wolf moon",
"/r/accidentalrenaissance The Ascention of Doggo",
"Great pic /u/spicey_memays . Questions - sunrise or sunset? Approx where is this? Norway, Canada? ",
"🎵🎤🎶 those boops were fast as lightning~ 🎶🎤🎵",
"What kind of camera was this?",
"Nah, it is just a Himalayan Balloon Dog.",
"Tell your mom, she's not meant to fill her dogs with helium!",
"Podiatrist doggo",
"Although the doggo is a little bit frightening ",
"Dog-fu",
"It knows dog-fu.",
"Why did your mom stand and watch while your dog was getting abducted by aliens? At least the other pup tried to help.",
"\"God damnit moonmoon, for the last time, you cannot fly!!\"",
"Kung Fu Doggo: The G o o d b o y e ",
"Sir! Your dog is flying away!",
"Crouching Doggo hidden dragon...",
"Your mom mixed up the dog's vitamins with the red pill.",
"I’m still trying to understand what is going on here...",
"Kung Fu Husky",
"They will probably ruin it",
"Majestic AF",
"Looks like a freaking painting. Wow",
"His diarrhea blasted him into the sky ",
"Came here for this. Upvote!",
"Some renascentist shit right there.",
"Karate Kid VII Hidden Paw",
"Crouching Dog, Hidden Dog",
"Crouching Puppy Hidden Waggin'",
"Cherish the cabin!! (Seinfeld) ",
"OP where is this place? Wow",
"Are you saying that I am a good boy?\nI'm saying that in the end, you wont need to ask.",
"Do yourself a favor and watch Kung Fury",
"There's a chance heaven looks like that",
"I think your dogs need more weight on their lines - they're floating away.",
"Jean Paw Van Damn",
"For a second I thought that was a bear in the background and that the dogs were jumping because they were startled. ",
"Ha!",
"Crouching doggo hidden pupper",
"Literally my thought. Went to post It, oh not only did someone, it's the top post.\n\nOh how un-original we all are....",
"I didn't know they made malamute sized helium balloons",
"What a gorgeous view to wake up to in the morning! May I ask where it is? Also, great action shot. ",
"/r/perfecttiming",
"Kung fu doggo",
"As someone that owned a husky growing up, they have some seriously mad ups when excited",
"Sweep the leg! ",
"Jump magic!",
"Those mountains look like boobs",
"Guaranteed on the front page in another two hours",
"The picture just doesn't do it justice. It really was a beautiful scene.",
"I think you mean a wooferfish!",
"Ive been called. I must answer. Always.",
"Oh hey there's a person in this picture.",
"Yes, she did. 😉",
"That's really good balance",
"I like turtles. ",
"For my next act, Doggo will balance on his siblings nose",
"They always do :(",
"He was captured with expert timing",
"Thought the dog was shitting blood as a defense mechanism",
"SHORYUKEN!!",
"Jumpmanjumpmanjumpmanjumpman",
"Frame the picture",
"Enter the Doggo",
"Why is he tied up outside in the snow?",
"I thought the balloon dog was pooping. ",
"Way to casually drop that you have a mom",
"The flock mentality is setting in",
"Hi-ya! *Woof*",
"I see 2 dogs and an ewok",
"Shoryuken!!!",
"Crouching pup, hidden doggo",
"Yes. ",
"The dogs are playing.\n\nSee how only the malamute/husky is attached to the red rope? That tells me that's the hyper/energetic one.\n\nI have 2 malamutes. They will stand/jump at each other while enthusiastically playing. Stand as in \"rear back\", not like a bear.\n\nI think this doggy just couldn't contain his enthusiasm, and had a sudden and explosive release of energy, mostly through their legs",
"Cool! You have flying dogs!!! ",
"Dog shaped balloon?",
"Tell her she made someone's day way better with this :)",
"I'm on the train from Oslo to Bergen right now and this looks exactly like the landscape I'm looking at out the window. ",
"He was a doggy without a bone",
"Crouching Doggo Hidden Puppers",
"As long as she paid for it, I see no problems here. ",
"Return of the Canine.",
"He's a diamond in the ruff",
"Tae kwon dog",
"Were they recently granted US Citizenship?",
"I hope my wire team is reaaaaady...",
"waw great .",
"Catch me if you can! Wheeweeeeee",
"\"Oh, Shit, Carl! You're doing it! YOU'RE DOING IT!\"\n\"So long Sam! I'm off to find more of my kind. Thank you for being with me on my journey! You've been a very gooooodddd booooooyyyy....\"",
"Too much helium in his diet",
"Kinda. This is a screenshot of the new Death Stranding trailer. That element hasn’t been fully explained yet.",
"Bomb cabin.",
"Land is cheap where there's only 9 people per square mile",
"FINISH HIM!",
"when your conflicted about whether this is r/earthporn or r/aww",
"Crouching Tiger Hidden Husky.",
"At first i thought that red line was blood dripping and that they are killing each other. Is that a bear at the back?",
"Its the lost art of Hus-Ki",
"Enter the Doggo \n\nEdit - Not like that. Justice for Colby",
"I think it's a pupperfish!",
"These sun dogs are formed when sunlight refracts through atmospheric ice crystals. ",
"I want to visit. How beautiful and lucky you are to have such a place.",
"Disney's idea to reboot Air Bud and The Karate Kid at the same time is really weird. ",
"He said here comes the big dog!",
"Looks like a screenshot from RDR2",
"They had to tie the one dog down to keep him from floating off. ",
"Is that a frisky Dingo?",
"You're a diamond in the ruff",
"Alaskan Drop Bear",
"How did you come to that conclusion?",
"Snow Dogs",
"the vacuum’s a little bit frightening ",
"Bark! Bark! Let get it on!",
"Is this a Snowdog?",
"Paging /r/photoshopbattles",
"Hey buddy.... FLOOR IS LAVA",
"Way of the Pupper",
"You fucking thief OP. Stealing your mother's karma.",
"dat foot flufffffff",
"Already there.",
"Kung furry",
"[With karate I'll kick your ass.](https://youtu.be/GwrxPOLQanw)",
"Dogs vs Cats - doggy paratrooper training...",
"Moon Moon must have watched The Matrix again.",
"Your mom knows Indiana Jones. Also she owns a bar, and some bad people are about to burn it down as we speak. Just have her travel towards the pyramids in the background and turn away from the blinding light. ",
"Dance of the Doggos",
"https://i.imgur.com/A5mo9NK.jpg",
"Bark!",
"“Sweep the leg”",
"Imagine if they all started one morning though. Every. Dog. On. Earth. ",
"Your cabin has one hell of a view!",
"What a twist: Jesus is real, but the rapture is only for GOOD BOIS!",
"Moon Moon?",
"The last furbender",
"r/MyPeopleNeedMe",
"I have to go, my people need me ",
"Omg this happens in Australia all the time. The dog's earth harness broke!!! RIP pupper",
"Came here to post this too, glad you did because I would not have thought of the glorious, suiting title ",
"boing",
"thanks for the giggle",
"This is Ang Lee level shit",
"Bruce Husklee?",
"Yes, Ted, that’s the joke.",
"What the ninja?",
"My friend has a husky and it jumps up into my arms whenever it sees me. I'd say it was badly trained but it only does it for me (she's mad jealous) so it's okay.",
"Around the winter cabin he will roam",
"r/barkour",
"This looks like the beginning of a beautiful yet tragic Disney Movie.",
"Omae wa mou shindeiru",
"This is how religions get started",
"Upvote for dogs and nature. Smile for the boob in the background. ",
"Crasters keep",
"The floor is lava",
"You've heard of kung fury? This is his companion, kung furry! \n\n...I'm not proud of that. ",
"It's the ancient doggo art",
"Your dogs look like astronauts bouncing",
"2 hours?! You were way off!!!",
"S P O O K E D B O Y E",
"Just in case anyone missed it. ",
"Air bud!",
"One of the best pictures I've ever seen!! Majestic!!",
"You look like you live a blessed life, cheers ",
"Sweep the paw",
"Where is this place?",
"R/accidentalrenaissance ",
"Damn he has some air-bending skills...",
"“Bark bark bark” haha",
"Kill Billy vol. 1",
"There is a doggie heaven",
"So...Which one is your mom?",
"I believe I can fly",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"It's good you had a rope on him or he'd have just flown away. Doggo-balloon!",
"New from Nike:\n\nAir Husky™\n\n",
"that a Lapphund? Looks around 1 years old.",
"Fun.",
"It's because of Thor, Triceracop, and Hackerman.",
"To be fair, at least once a day a post roughly similar to a guy skysurfing out of a learjet onto the family yacht for Sunday brunch in the Maldives makes it to the front page. \n\nSure some wizard of mathematical pedantry will tell me there are 25 posts on the front page and that's just one of them, but that post sure as hell stands out. You don't remember things people do so much as how they make you feel, and when you see that, in a sea of forgettable stuff, you get the feeling that you're way poorer than you wish you were. ",
"get off your phone dude that's one of the most beautiful trainrides I've ever been on!",
"can someone please tell me where this is?",
"not all doggy martial arts is Kung-Fu! my doggo would find that highly offensive as he practices Muay Thai and Jiu-Jitsu! tell him youre sorry!",
"OP is karmawhoring for dogs. Oh wait, that's the purpose of this subreddit.",
"Jeeeesus.. you've just made me watch the most insane 30 minute video on YouTube.",
"Coming soon to a r/photoshopbattles near you",
"The 1st rule of Doggie Fight Club...",
"Love",
"He is \"The One\"",
"I know kung fu.",
"\"Balloon shaped doggo\" FTFY",
"http://imgur.com/pEbP1hu \nNinja boi vs wise boi",
"Everyone's focusing on the dog..\n\nThis fucking picture is incredible in so many ways.\n\nLook at the sunrise, the kid playing in the background, the alignment of the photos, etc\n\nA true masterpiece.",
"Happy cakeday!",
"don't forget about kung pow! enter the fist.\n\n(RIP dog.)",
"Thank you!",
"Good pic, mom.",
"Majestic floof beasties!",
"WHOOF!",
"Looks like Red Dead Redemption 2 screenshot",
"*Need to go faster*..",
"*Woah*",
"Fuck you Kung Furry!",
"Pretty sure this belongs in r/bossfight",
"No, that's an Inflatable doggo",
"F L Y I N G D O G G O.",
"IP Dog",
"Ah the rare ninja doggos",
"Only 80s kids will get this. ",
"Ma ma ma mortal combat",
"D O G G O D O E S A J U M P",
"/r/photoshopbattles in 3... 2... 1...",
"Moon moons in their natural habitat",
"I fucking love you, Reddit.",
"Needs: flamethrower, sample of blood and some copper wire. ",
"Man I would kill to get a sunrise like that every morning ",
"I think one of your dogs is a kung fu master",
"Every Buddy-Boy was Kung-Fu fighting ... ",
"Boob Mountain, right? I've been there! ",
"Probably because posts about being poor don’t often motivate front page number of upvotes. ",
"No one is going to upvote pictures of ham sandwiches over someone doing a flip on a jet ski. ",
"Never thought I'd see the day. ",
"Sled doggo? That's a hover doggo",
"Where is this cabin? It's beautiful! ",
"Is no one going to comment on the glorious sunrise with the sun comin up right between the mountains...... lol kick him doggo",
"Looks like Yukon. Southern Lakes.",
"Paw of Fury",
"And every doggo knew their bark",
"...we all float down here..",
"Moon moon?",
"Great pic of boobie mountain ",
"Great photo you really captured the moment.",
"Miracles are real. Here's proof",
"Big Pupper in Little China",
"Your mom has awesome skills with the camera.",
"I don't think rich people need a side job.",
"The chosen one. ",
"I was thinking the same and I was looking for this post. Pitty you are before me! \n\nWhat an awesome place just to live. Lucky OP with his beautiful husky",
"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting...hyaah!",
"Best “hand” mom ever!!",
"The majesty...",
"I would say that this is the prime candidate for PSBattles, but this shot is just too perfect.",
"They started saving/buying stock early. ",
"can you explain how you see what you see? i know what the word alignment means but ive never understood what makes a photo good. i have zero artistic ability.",
"\"He's beginning to believe.\" ",
"So long and thanks for all the fish",
"That balloon animal looks super real.",
"You runined it!",
"Why, in such a remote location, are they tied up? Would think their feeding station would keep them home.",
"I own (well, I pay the mortgage on) one $300k house. \n\nOne of my coworkers drives an extra half hour to get to work, but he has one $100k house with more land than I have and also a $100k cabin on some backwoods lake in Wisconsin that he works remotely from in the summer when his kids are out of school and it’s stinkin hot where we live. \n\nHe shows off pictures from the backwoods cabin. I don’t necessarily show off pictures from my suburban yard unless I do something to it. We both are “worth” the same amount. \n\nLife is about the choices you make and the trade offs those choices create. The trade offs (like an extra 30 minutes of commuting each way every day) rarely get posted to reddit. ",
"The Canine Temple",
"r/dogsenjoyingnature",
"Where the hell are there flying cats?!?",
"I love the ⛅ sun!",
"r/dogsenjoyingnature",
"wtf, was he taking off?",
"**and retrievers*",
"Is that an ewok behind the two dogs?!",
"rare scene of a good boy ascending to heaven ",
"You ruined the chain",
"It took me way too long to realize that was a leash and not projectile poop.",
"don't applaud, he'll fall!",
"Anyone else see creation? 🤔",
"Everybody is kung fu figthiIiIing!",
"Happy cake day ",
"Circle of Heck",
"Great photo! Thank you for brightening my morning.\n",
"There is either a large forest gnome, Ewok or the Leprechaun silhouette in the sun that is looking at hover doggo.",
"Its raining doggos... hallelujah..",
"I have to go, my planet needs me.",
"Crouching Husky, Hidden Dragon",
"So good! YES!",
"Bone*",
"🎶Every doggy was Kung Fu fighting 🎶",
"Balls of Furry",
"Looks like they're shooting the next kung-fu panda",
"FALCON KICK!",
"Finish Him!",
"You'll float too.",
"You'll float too. ",
"I say its GLORIOUS ! ",
"Have you considered entering this in to some photography competition?",
"Is that a finnish lappdog?",
"where's the head of the Husky? I'm confused",
"It’s tethered down though, it’ll never make it to Neverland :(",
"Imagine all the doggos, starting all at oo-once... Kung-fuu-u-u-uuuu 🎶",
"״Holy fuck, that is some cold snow!”",
"You're welcome.",
"Happy cake day!",
"This could be nice at /r/photoshopbattles ",
"Damn.... slavs are everywhere these days.",
"Catatafish?",
"u/krsbvg",
"Ninja Air Bud",
"Is that a Wookiee?",
"Barken Master",
"everyone was kung fu fighting",
"Don’t try it Anakin. I have the high ground! ",
"Coming soon to a calendar near you!",
"Kung fu canine",
"My God, what a magnificent view..",
"Haha true. I live here so I've done this trip several times, not that I get tired of it or anything but I needed to get some work done and inevitably got sucked into Reddit. ",
"Order of adjectives is weirdly important ",
"Kung Fu Canine",
"Rapture happening; dogs only.",
"House of flying bones",
"Oh MoonMoon...",
"r/chains",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Show de bola",
"I love it when someone nails EXACTLY what you saw but couldn't articulate on here. ",
"It looks to me like the person in the background is throwing snow in the air to make to make the husky leap.",
"Same thoughts. I want to know where OP lives. Beautiful. ",
"Dude, Doggo men is not the preferred nomenclature, canine-American please.",
"*Everybody was kung fu fighting*",
"Everybody was kung fu fighting ",
"you norwegians are spoiled with those views man enjoy it",
"I had to open the picture and blow it up and look at it a few minutes to understand what I was seeing. It is such a perfectly timed shot that it doesn’t make any sense viewer at first",
"Have any of the elements been fully explained?",
"/r/accidentalrenaissance",
"Air Bud",
"Husky Hastur iä iä",
"Someone with photoshop skills (unfortunately not me) should do this.",
"OP show us the cabin!",
"Dude's got some vertical",
":)",
"The Chinese Boxer.",
"Dogo going the matrix move ",
"Holy shit I thought that was a bear behind them and thought \"they are fucked\" since they are leashed. ",
"This. Looked like he had leapt into the air having the sh*t scared out of him, literally.",
"r/psbattle",
"Quick, grab the string before he floats away!",
"This needs to be airbrushed on a T-Shirt.",
"this is fucking magical mate",
"As someone living in a big city, I fantasize a lot about stuff like this. Gorgeous pic!\n \nEdit: a letter",
"r/PerfectTiming",
"This is a great explanation of this sort of thing. I go on vacation a lot. I have 2 kids. People think we're rich; we're not. Even in our neighborhood, my house is a solid $100k less than the people we know. They all went for McMansion subdivisions. We bought an older house on a busy street because it was right next to the schools.",
"Fatality.",
"Dammit moon moon !!",
"Such is the Way to the top on New Years Day for Dog",
"Paging r/photoshopbattles",
"From Dog to God",
"Ooh, RC race-doggos! Had one of those in the 90s",
"Best picture ever",
"Is that an Ewok?",
"Rafiki showing Simba to the jungle. A Husky is born.",
"Just simply amazing photo!",
"Doggo: \"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?\"\n\nFluffeus: \"No, Doggo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.\"\n",
"What a great pic!! Perfect timing!",
"It looks like there’s an ewok standing behind both of the dogs.",
"r/hitmanimals",
"Your mom’s taken more than photos at the cabin. ",
"Heart Shaped Box remix v2",
"Where is your cabin.. and may I ask how much is the going price for something like that",
"A very realistic balloon indeed!",
"Was trying to find out what breeds these were to start crafting puns, then I saw this comment. Well crafted sir",
"I want the kind of life where taking a picture like this is possible.",
"Damn. Beat me. Probably others too. Pathological_RJ for the win!",
"And on the 8th day dog friends descended from the heavens...",
"Snow Dogs 2 : Husky Barkaroo",
"“My autistic mother took his picture of a painting on a yacht at our cabin on her birth day / before her death.”\n\nThere you go OP. I hit all the other buzzwords you missed. ",
"Kameeee Hameeee",
"I highly doubt that.",
"So how’d your dog manage to turn gravity off?",
"Crouching tiger, hidden dragon",
"***...de wae***",
"Unless you're Yoda then 'Weirdly important, order of adjectives are'. Wait, still important just foreignized for alienness.",
"S P R I N G B O Y E",
"All I can think about is how bad I want to live at this exact spot. \n \nEspecially if it comes with flyboyes",
"The dog is excited about buying his first Toyota.",
"Why they tied up?",
"Tell your mom she has great luck and an even greater eye.",
"Looks like an arctic drop bear if I ever saw one....",
"r/Whatthefuckgetitoffme",
"That one mountain looks like a boobie...with a touch of tumor. ",
"This sort of reminds me of “Where the Wild Things Are”. ",
"r/accidentalrenaissance",
"Damn. Beat me to the punch... hooya",
"It's just like social media. We often get the highlights from a few privileged individuals that inspire the rest of us \"commoners.\" I guess it's just like real life. Sorry to get so deep on you.",
"Kung Fu Husky",
"Honestly these days having a mortgage at all and still having money to spend on optional stuff is a lot closer to rich than middle class.",
"doesn't it look like he's pooping",
"Oh that’s a rope! I thought something got disemboweled; or the dog on the left was spraying horrible dog diarrhea everywhere and got scared. ",
"Where is By-Tor ??",
"It’s Rusev Day",
"But if you wanna be old school about it, and you know I'm all about old school, then we can wait till dawn, and slice each other up at sunrise, like a couple of real-life, honest-to-goodness samurais.",
"What race is the one at the dog?",
"Crouching pupper Hidden doggo ",
"Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai\n\n\n... no wait...",
"That's because people are imagining the scenario from their own perspective. It would cost much more for someone visit Bali from New York than from Melbourne.",
"Miltlpc \nMother I’d like to let photograph cabins ",
"Looks like he’s doing a wrestling move and jumping from the tree to land on the other guy ",
"The Karate Doggo",
"That's not the only big dog she took at the cabin.",
"\"I have to go now, my planet needs me.\"",
"Where is this? Gorgeous view",
"And that mountain in the background that looks like a boob with milk spraying",
"/r/accidentalrenaissance",
"Air buds",
"I was thinking that this isn't your typical artistic photo. It's a little goofy, the elements are overlapping, it's not totally in perfect focus, but it's still gorgeous. Very cool to see.",
"> I want to know where OP lives.\n\n\\*concern\\*",
"There was once a post on reddit about what makes someone sound posh? And the answers were stuff like: \"I will summer *here* or *there*\" or stuff like \"our summer house\" etc. I think \"our cabin\" sounds pretty posh : D especially with the dogs in the pic. Absolutely love the picture though! Amazing, wish I could experience something like that. : )",
"\"Everybody was Kung fu fighting\"",
"flathead valley?",
"I feel that if you Googled the word \"frolic\", this picture would show up.",
"Majestic haha",
"I like dogs",
"That is hilarious!\n",
"At first glance it appears he was pooping candy cane rope. Yum.",
"Weeee ggggettt iiiittt, you have a cabin, geez.\n😁 Awesome pic",
"It's like rock station photo. Station like in space. Because one dog is floating. Get it? Ok I will let myself out...",
"Yeah this would be phenomenal photo without dogs. With them it's much more... Interesting I guess.",
"be thankful to your father for making this possible.",
"Oh Moon Moon, what have you done this time",
"Isn't Yoda talk an example of sentence structure order? 'weirdly' is still the adjective for 'important' in both cases and comes in the same order.",
"Why are you throwing your dog? ",
"Kung Fu Husky!",
"Doggo has lift off.",
"Big deep breath - *In with the biscuit* -- Now exhale - *Out with the thunder storm*",
"The rapture!",
"r/photoshopbattles",
"Incredible moment",
"Remember the time we threw the dog out if the tree for a good pic for Reddit karma",
"Here comes the kick...",
"Dog does not understand the gravity of this situation",
"Yup, I would not have done this Justice. ",
"You’ll float too",
"Can I move in? ",
"It is because once a husky starts running it is hard to get them to stop. Having a husky off leash is a bad idea in about 90% of cases. We have tried and tried with ours at my fiancee's parents house (tons of land with no neighbors) but she will just start running in one direction and not stop.",
"Dawgs... love 'em.",
"Good thing he's tethered up he's starting to float away and his buddy is trying to pull him back down",
"This is horizon zero dawn level of virtual reality....",
"Dances with wolves",
"r/photoshopbattles ",
"The Doggo Borks Back",
"I mean it could be like a shack. Cabins aren’t that expensive far out.",
"Everybody was Kung fur fighting! ",
"Everybody was dog-fu fighting",
"Not funny",
"Wow horizon zero dawn looks great",
"Sun dogs",
"Dragon: The Dog Lee Story",
"my mom cant even take a picture of me standing still without it blurring ",
"\"I love U2\" - Reddit",
"The lab Sub Zero froze the husky in midair and is about to give him a swift uppercut for comedic effect. ",
"Looks like something out of hogwarts",
"It does look more like a malamute to me. Given malamutes are bigger I was a bit boggled by how high he was so assume maybe it was a super fluffy husky.",
"I feel like everyone has a family cabin in the mountains except for me. ",
"I didn’t even see that second dog",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdH8pBXHgto",
"He used her cellphone or a camera? What type? Apart from that nice shoot ",
"Yeah I think it's just OSV order but might be more artificial. Definitely gets used in linguistics classes as an example of.. something.",
"r/photoshopbattles",
"K9, K.O.",
"Aliens are taking your dog, mate.",
"Puppy Strikes Pack",
"There's your next Disney movie",
"John WOOF ",
"Staring Martin Lawrence ",
"Great, now even the dogs are playing \"floor is lava\"!",
"Floof with the golden tail",
"I thought this was a \"Breath of the Wild\" screenshot, until I looked closer and noticed the dogs ",
"Is this the rare flying kickapup?",
"Is it edited? It looks like a picture from the 70's",
"It's cool that John Cena agreed to hold the dog in the photo. ",
"Wow, that’s an incredible shot ",
"I showed it to my mom for View",
"I thought that dog was experiencing liquid shits.",
"We don't bark anymore",
"Crouching Pupper Hidden Doggo",
"KUNG-FU-HUS-KY",
"Everybody was Kung fu fighting!",
"Are those Zen levitating dogs? ",
"Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet. :(",
"I'm a 90's kid 😂",
"Every body was kung fu fighting!",
"He's the chosen one",
"Back, up, back, forward, jump!",
"I can try to take a shot...\n\nThe sun is almost perfectly centered in the top of the photo, providing a perfect focal point between the mountain peaks. As your eyes follow down the picture, the dogs and kid seem to \"pyramid\" down from the sun creating a visual foundation, and with their action captured so vividly, form the main subjects of the photo. They are evenly framed on all sides by other elements. The trees on the left and right sides are lined up with the edges of the photo, and though they are not symmetrical, their sympathetic shapes balance each other out, helped asking by the section of fence on the right. \n\nThe color palette is similarly fortuitous, combining light blues and grays with the pastel orange/yellow of the sun. Add the tiny warm twinkles in the air from the snow, and the entire photo talks on a slightly \"fuzzy\" quality, making it feel warmer and contrasting with the obviously cold image. \n\nJust my thoughts.",
"*Extreme butt sniffing.*",
"Reminds me of that cheat code from GTA San Andreas where you hit a car it floats away.",
"Can... Can your dogs fly?! ",
"*Some* dogs only. How tragic - to not be a \"good doggie\" after all...",
"Ah heck. That’s better than mine!",
"Husky's been at the helium again",
"Kung Doggy",
"This picture somehow tells me, that's everything pretty good in your life",
"Where’s the cucumber?",
"I read that in Celebrimbor's voice...",
"OK IM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THE JUMPING DOG HAS 3 PAIR OF LEGS???????",
"Talk about timing being everything! Cool shot.",
"Don’t try it— I have the high ground!",
"Is that his leash or a stream of diarrhea? ",
"The dog has reached full charge, low battery mode has been disabled. ",
"I honestly thought it was a screenshot from Horizon Zero Dawn in the thumbnail. Nice photo!",
"Is that the younger brother from A Christmas Story in the background?",
"More at https://www.reddit.com/r/InvisibleBicycles/",
"So i guess everyone really was kung fu fighting... ",
"Dog ninjas!",
"“And everybody was kung-fu fighting” *music plays*",
"Kung paw ",
"Well, did she put it back? ",
"Looks like she lives in suburban Ottowa.\n\n:-)",
"S W E E P T H E P A W",
"With as cold as it looks I’m surprised she didn’t catch a sun dog too",
"It's more correctly referred to as composition. It's definitely subjective, but there are some rules to follow.\n\nThe rule of thirds says to isolate subjects into the left, center, and right, or top, center, and bottom thirds. Not halves, not quarters. Thirds are the most pleasing to the eye.\n\nFraming usually helps to draw attention to the subject. That would be framing the shot between two trees or something.\n\nShooting through something gives you the impression that you are not only seeing an environment, but part of a separate on (in this case the deck of the cabin).\n\nGolden hour is the best time to shoot photos. That's right after sunrise or before sunset. At this time, the light is redder, softer, and shines perpendicular to the ground.\n\nThere is a pit second when the sun *is passing* over the horizon where half the intensity is blocked by a mountain or building or something, and you *can* photograph the sun without causing everything else to be unreasonably dark. This creates a really neat effect, like in this shot.\n\nDecreasing the shutter speed will cause motion to stop completely, making no motion blur. This creates really crisp shots of moving objects, including the snow.\n\nAlso, if this was taken on a phone, I'm pretty impressed, because DSLRs and mirrorless cameras usually have better dynamic range (capturing brighter highlights and darker shadows simultaneously).\n\nLastly, usually if you have a powerful camera or regular work flow, you'll take a great picture into post processing to get more out of the photo (using a flat picture profile captures more dynamic range, but squashes the contrast and saturation, making the photo look worse out of the camera). Boost shadows, crush highlights, increase contrast and saturation.\n\nPhotography is a wonderful creative endeavor, and it's as much a craft as an art. Hopefully I gave some good insights! ",
"Did she give them back?",
"Karma whore, using your mother's picture to get the karma for yourself. \n\nKidding btw, it's an amazing pic",
"Good thing the dogs are tied down, or they might float away.",
"Wow!",
"Very nice explanation! Now I want to read your comments on other photos!",
"Jesus Frank, How many times do I've told you not to sneak up on me?",
"It looks like photoshop ",
"Great question! I love their answer, but without your question we would never had had it. Reddit, don't forget to upvote good questions like this!",
"Good thing you tied up up flying husky. Looks like they would just fly away",
"Yeah the shot alone without the kids and dogs is incredible enough, but with those added features it just adds a joyous and vibrant feeling. ",
"This is more a case of switching the subjects around. ",
"Forgot to mention how well exposed it is also, shooting against the sun is always a bitch, in this case the darker areas on the dogs are fairly visible and the sun is not completly blown out, good camera sure, but greater photographer.",
"神犬侠侣狗来也！",
"A true master of kung floof.",
"fantastic photo",
"I thought it was an owl swooping on your doggo! This is way cute!",
"Even the composition is perfect. It's like the considered their blocking.",
"Whoa. If heaven looks like this, I won't be mad",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"why is there a rope coming out of that dog's butt?",
"Look, I'm a balloon!\n\nGoddamn it, moon moon, get down here!",
"You reminded me how much I freaking love that song, thankyou. ",
"The 2nd sentence sounds so familiar... What is it from?",
"That dog sure has a long skinny weiner",
"Top ten anime battles",
"Just had to make it creepy... Now I'm I'm imagining the dog missing a leg and wearing a yellow rain coat.",
"EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG-FU!",
"Look, y’all! I’m Mary Poppins!",
"Not to mention it looks like they’re in the middle of nowhere. That’s how you cabin. ",
"They transform into a megabork.",
"Gud boi rapture",
"Right right, but also look at them doggos ",
"He's got hoop dreams coach",
"Ours or her's",
"Air Balto ",
"Can confirm. Husky puppy owner here. We call her the kangaroo from Alaska. ",
"Judging by the breed of dog (looks like a lapphund) and the mountains (tall) and the slightly off spelling of meme in the username... Norway? ",
"At sun rise, doggos shall float",
"most important news 2018",
"Wish i had a cabin. Or a dog. Or a mom. Or a camera",
"\"Cold! COoold. Coldcoldcoldcold!\"",
"I am so jealous right now. Beautiful place.",
"Clearly you haven't visited /r/shittyfoodporn yet.",
"A scene from *Crouching Tiger Hidden Doggo*",
"The mini-sun on the ground.",
"r/hitanimals",
"Thanks! This is so well written!",
"i wanna go to your cabin",
"Dogs being abducted by aliens?",
"Can confirm. My husky ran off once and ended up jumping into a creek that had waste from a leather tannery...my dad finally caught him and brought him back home. He smelled so fucking bad. We bathed him 4 times and the smell did not come off. It took a few months for him not to stink of rotting leather.",
"Someone needs to send this to /r/photoshopbattles",
"KARATE BUD ",
"So... there's a dog-zone as well? Schweet!\n",
"Not funny.",
"YOU'RE THE BEST\nAROUND",
"See everybody *was* Kung fu fighting ",
"When she finally decides what she wants to eat.",
"When I heard cabin it made me think of the song Cabin Crazy",
"EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING ",
"I don't even know the dog and I'm mad jealous",
"I thought Hong Kong Phooey was dead! Glad to see he is still out there protecting the world. ",
"dog ran too far and the cord snapped back",
"/r/moonmoon",
"Everybody was kung floof fighting.....",
"It is beautiful there! I would love to visit.",
"OH WHAT A FEELING, TOYOTA!\n\nI'm old.",
"Here we see the rare flying dogo, this is actually the first time one has ever been captured on film. ",
"HE HAS THE HIGHER GROUND!!!",
"man look at them hills in the background jesus its colder than a witches tit",
"Looks like KarateBud in Alaska Paw-t 3, Revenge of the Retriever ",
"This is what heaven looks like",
"My people need me",
"I had never seen this before. This made my day.\n\nThanks!",
"MORTAL KOMBAT!!!",
"damn it moon moon",
"All of Ron Howard's movies were influenced by a single photo.",
"**FORFEIT YOUR MIND**",
"And I liked it because one mountain looks like a boob.",
"Hard to say for sure but it looks like Gaustatoppen",
"In the Matrix some rules can be bent...",
"Possibly the most annoying thing I've seen that made me lol... Upvoted!",
"this is the most epic photo of 2018 so far.",
"Crouching Tiger be damned. It is all about the Jumping Dog. ",
"Dog balloon is floating away!",
"Are you sure its not importantly weird?",
"Cabins are gay. ",
"Leaked new Mortal Kombat characters and stage.",
"Bytor and the Snowdog",
"So this is what money looks like",
"Accidental Skyrim. (is that a thing? That should be a thing!)",
"The mountain looks like a smoking boob too.",
"r/barkour",
"Why is the dog shitting ropes?",
"While you were sleeping.",
"https://youtu.be/i11RMG_U3R4?list=PLmnoEUtHBlS9JDL7E-ZCzvtM6rF2XdKc8\n\nTry this one. Even more annoying but still kinda cute. Ugh.",
"ps battle that doggy for the love of good boy",
"You really don't need somebody to explain it, just take a good hard look at the picture and see if anything mystifies you, if anything is a visual treat in general. You can note if it follows certain photography guidelines like the rule of thirds but in the end, everything about the picture there and laid bare.\n\nFor me (who has no education or experience as a photographer), I like the puff of snow in the air behind the fence to the right. Heck, I like the fence. I like the shadow cast from the girl and dog, the snow in the air seems to give it weight. I like that in the background, you can see snow and wind (?) blowing off the mountain peak. I also like that the sun seems to \"fill in\" the gap in the mountains. A last peek before it sets. The Dogs would have really tied the photo together if they weren't such goofballs.",
"House of Flying Puppers",
"Canine train to yuma",
"EVERYBODY WAS DOG FU FIGHTINGGG",
"If do right, no one can defense. ",
"Moon moon returns ",
"Crouching tiger, hidden husky blaaam!",
"The Secret art of Pup-Fu",
"Holy shit. I meant to click on the Italy attacks post below this and must have mis-clicked this. The top comment was 'FINISH HIM!' My fucking jaw dropped.",
"Poor homeless people with no cabin",
"Very nice shot",
"Exactly. I don't know OP will provide a location, but that's one heck of a view. I can't even guess where that might be. ",
"Just like my dad. Instead if trying to i stop the aliens from abducting me just takes a photo to show later.",
"Did she give it back when she was done with it?",
"I thought the leash was blood for about a half a second and I was real confused",
"This is either a hi resolution Skyrim mod (with usual bugs). Or your dog is broken. ",
"Levitating dog! 🐶",
"lol why do you assume them to be rich? And even at that, what do you consider “rich”? How much money does someone have to make per year? ",
"How did you decide this is sunrise? I thought sunset",
"Thats some big rabbits",
"*EVERYBODY WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING*",
"Glorious!",
"Mortal KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)))",
"I really thought that was diarrhea for a minute ",
"Colby 2012",
"A Hindleg Runs Through It ",
"Crouching Doggo Hidden Dragon.",
"Helium Dog!",
"That if some impressive balancing going on.",
"Tell me about the rabbits, George.",
"why is only one of your dogs on a leash and not the other?",
"Can you crosspost to r/psbattles? would make my saturday if it took off.",
"> My mom took this at our cabin yesterday\n\nI know.",
"Everybody was Kung-fu fighting.",
"Its a superdog he is flying hahah",
" He's going to go home in a body bag!!",
"Someone needs to turn that pup' s gravity drive on. ",
"Is she going to give it back?",
"Further proof that huskies are, in fact, cats.",
"We had a flyin dog when I was little.",
"/r/perfecttiming ",
"Holy shit, I didn't think anyone else has seen IP Man!",
"[Not even worried about you...](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KwvVY1gIczo/maxresdefault.jpg)",
"r/photoshopbattles pleaseee",
"I read that as alligator of the photo and got really anxious searching for a gator before I realized",
"Kung Fu Doguru",
"Gyro!",
"What exactly is happening? How'd that dig get in the air and what's that red cord? Aside from the confusion, great picture, good pups",
"I didn’t know doggies could use the force. ",
"That’s like a Norman Rockwell painting. Well done.",
"Finally a picture of someone not losing weight or recovering from drugs.",
"John Carpenter's The Thing is about to undergo a metamorphosis and consume everyone.",
"It looks like that crazy sumbitch is dropping out of the tree onto those unsuspecting victims.",
"Nice to see some snow. Where I'm at in the Rockies hasn't snowed yet this whole year, worst snowpack in 40 years (and getting worse with no forecast for snow). Have no idea what people \"down the road\" (Nevada, California) gonna do when the water runs dry. ",
"I don’t see the humour in dog fighting....",
"This looks like a still from an epic karate dog movie.",
"Clearly Tallahassee.",
"So weird... The intro to that song played in my head when I saw the image.",
"Damn that camera is good.",
"Oof",
"God dayum! It is true that everybody is kung fu fighting!",
"🎶*\"Everybody was kung fu fighting!\"*🎶",
"Man, usually when I see a beautiful picture like this, it's because someone drops the phone, causing the camera app to open, and take the picture.",
"Stranger Dogs ",
"I’m ashamed in myself because my first thought was “How did they get the dog to vape?”",
"Hard to tell who's winning? Either the dog on the ground just gave the other dog a spinning back kick and sent the other dog flying. Or the dog on top is coming down with fury to the dog on the bottom? What do you think?",
"Ohhhh everybody was Kung fu frightennn!",
"That...Is a very lifelike doggo balloon. ",
"Please - tell us what you see. It doesn't make sense even after a few minutes of examination. ",
"If someone painted this, they would hear nothing but criticism for flyboy. \"Why on earth would a dog be up that high? The absurdity of it!\" Lol \n\nVery awesome picture, is honestly quite regal and obviously beautiful ❤️ with just the right amount of absurdity.",
"Great reference, amazing movie ",
"not like that",
"Us \"commoners\" have highlights too though. Most people have some lucky circumstance at some point.",
"My money is on Norway, there's not much to go by but just the look of the mountains and that type of fence, plus what looks like very common dogs in Norway.\nAlso it's probably sunset not sunrise.",
"TOASTY!!",
"Not funny.",
"Happy cake day!",
"What a cool and weird picture! Love it!",
"I almost can feel the sharpnes of the air. Beautifull. ",
"Everybody was Kong fu fighting, yeeeeah!",
"she should probably put it back before they charge her",
"At home listening to Rush.",
"Im waiting for my kids to finish playing at a noisey indoor playplace full of arcades and bumper cars.\n\nJump by Van Halen came on the moment I opened this.\n\nTrue story bro.",
"Oh you mean Norman Reedus and the funky husky?",
"It turns out Everybody WAS Kung fu fighting. ",
"Tangential thought, at what age does it stop becoming \"our cabin\" and start being the more realistic \"my parents' cabin\"?",
"https://youtu.be/wwIoFXo4664\n",
"I mean, isn’t it pretty easy too take a picture of your dog in the air when it clearly hast the ability to levitate?",
"Telekinetic K9 is pissed. ",
"Where is this from? The area looks beautiful.",
"Trinity couldn't have done it better herself.",
"***None can escape my fury!***",
"Pup-fu!",
"Is it only rich people that own cabins or is it just an american/canadian/alaskan thing.",
"I wanna know where this is because it's beautiful.",
"You have internet at your very nice cabin?",
"\"Everybody was kung fu fighting\"",
"MOON MOON!!",
"Moon-moon found the invisible bicycle.\n",
"There's a feature length movie coming out this year. David Hasselhoff is singing the main track.",
"The rapture has started",
"Lack of gravity ",
"It looks like your dog is shitting out a massive bloody tapeworm.",
"*treats",
"[It actually is](https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/13/sentence-order-adjectives-rule-elements-of-eloquence-dictionary) but this isn’t that.",
"Errabody was Kung Fu fightiiiiiing..",
"\"You think your kung fu is so strong..... My kung fu is the strongest!\"",
"I can’t look at this picture without “Kung fu fighting” by Carl Douglas playing in my mind",
"[This seems relevant.](https://youtu.be/jhUkGIsKvn0)",
"Looks like the doggo just spawned into life",
"DONT DO IT ANAKIN",
"\"Goodbye, my people need me.\" \n\"JERRY NO!\"",
"U are absolutely right again. Damn you! How can I feel such conflicting emotions simultaneously... 😂🤔😌",
"Well, thanks!",
"Omai wa mou, shinderu\n\nDoggy?",
"Best title!",
"/r/Furry/ is leaking?",
"What's coming out of the flying dogs butt?",
"Good Boyes Can't Jump",
"Similar to what Morpheus says to Neo about dodging bullets in The Matrix.",
"amazing shot!",
"Omgoodness, thank you! It was on the tip of my brain but I couldn't quite place it.",
"Your dog is floating..might want to do something about that. ",
"I would submit it to National Geographic for photo of the year. It's beautiful.",
"And on the third day he rose from the kennel, and ascended into good-boyness, to paw at the right side of man the master. ",
"A good pic without a shitty sub story. Love it!!",
"The Rapture has begun! Cut my leash, damn it!",
"I made a joke hypothetical comment, then covered my ass in case somebody would get pedantic about the joke hypothetical comment, and your response was to credulously interject that somebody might be down about their chance to skysurf out of a learjet onto their family yacht for Sunday brunch in the Maldives because *the plane ticket to get there would be too expensive.* ",
"your mother is very gay and so are you",
"haha nice",
"Northern Norway, sorry for the late reply. ",
"Northern Norway :)",
"Why would you doubt that? ",
"Because I can.",
"Well if you do, that's fine. She did take the picture though.",
"Thanks!",
"lol i thought the kid was a dog",
"\"I have to go now, my planet needs me.\"",
"( * ) ( * )",
"（。 ㅅ 。）"
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"Pretty sure this isn't going to be the first time he's attacked. \n\nHe hurt a lot of people. Now it's time to reap what he sowed",
"The brothers in the den will rip him a new asshole as a welcome gift when they throw him in prison , ",
"Nothing compared to what’s waiting for him in prison.\nGuards there won’t intervene.\n ",
"Nasser won't last a month",
"titlegore",
"He will not survive in prison. He will not survive very long at all. Realistically his sentence is death and it is 110% deserved. ",
"Imagining what's going to happen to that pos in prison makes me smile."
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[
"Where?",
"Nazaré Portugal, but I think they fixed it by now :)",
"It appears to have already fallen and, in fact, is not falling. But you can't really tell from a still photo, so, f*ck it! UPVOTE!"
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Falling lighthouse
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[
"i smell benefit fraud ..",
"This is why social workers have trust issues.",
"Not everyone in a wheelchair is unable to stand, they may just be unable to walk for long distances. ",
"Men and their thrones come in many forms, butt we are all kings."
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"Lit ",
"[The sign](https://i.imgur.com/sSPCzb1.jpg) just next to the bench.",
"\"Scarred\". Probably scared whoever might have been around when it happened."
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"Gorgeous picture.. what type of birds stop by? ",
"Thanks! Just the little ones- sparrows, dunnocks, robins and a variety of tits :)",
"That’s awesome, I love birds we don’t have those breeds here but I’ll look em up! :) ",
"you should add a plate up above the cup, tie knots so you can se the hieght you want so when it rains the food isnt all wet and the birds stay dry",
"I didn’t even think of that, and it rains a lot here! Thankyou! There is some shelter from the big bush over it too. "
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[
"Fus Ro Bonner",
"[Even cooler...](https://i.imgur.com/I51W1a8.jpg)\n\n;)",
"Gross.",
"Nah, just ten years younger.\n\nEdit, [one especially made for you](https://i.imgur.com/UKiEvPB.jpg).",
"Fuck you and your attitude Lydia",
"Seriously. \"I am sworn to carry your burden\" Fuck you bitch carry my shit and shut the fuck up"
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Cool Skyrim cosplay
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[
"You could fit so many of them into a potato sack \n\nEdit: reddit is an odd place. I expected to be downvotes to hell for this. ",
"Well that's a weird thing to say ",
"Careful! It has the cute. Stare to long and you will say Awww.",
"Ya. Poorly thought through. ",
"Kitty! 😍",
"Based on the pics [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty-spotted_cat) I'm not sure that this one is fully grown. ",
"Don't let that cuteness fool you. That's a vicious killer right there. ",
"Kitty thinks of nothing but murder all day.",
"My house cat is a vicious killer. Felines are all hard-wired that way. Can't have a bird feeder if you have a cat that goes outside.",
"A forever kitten, I wonder how long untill rich people have them and post a billion pics to Instagram?",
"A forever kitten? I'll take 3",
"Well hold on - a 50 pound bag or a 25 pound bag?",
"Sure you can. It saves money on cat food. ",
"Where? Behind the rabbit?",
"9gag brought me here.",
"That's what the cat is thinking ",
"Go back",
"because you lack the ability to read facial expressions?",
"Let this one interact with a kitten, the fun part would be each assuming wrong about the other.",
"Dude looks like Dave Mirra ",
"9gag army is here fam ",
"All cats are wildcats\n\nSome are just locked indoors ",
"\"The rusty-spotted cat is the smallest wild cat in Asia and rivals the black-footed cat as the world's smallest wild cat. It is 35 to 48 cm (14 to 19 in) in length, with a 15 to 30 cm (5.9 to 11.8 in) tail, and weighs only 0.9 to 1.6 kg (2.0 to 3.5 lb). The short fur is grey over most of the body, with rusty spots over the back and flanks, while the underbelly is white with large dark spots. The darker colored tail is thick and about half the length of the body, and the spots are less distinct. There are six dark streaks on each side of the head, extending over the cheeks and forehead.\"\n \nHere is a great BBC video about these cuties - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W86cTIoMv2U",
"I want 12 where can I get them!!!!",
"And bird food.",
"RIP",
"Somebody's been watching Shrek.",
"Depends on how many Rusty potato cats you want. I recommend the 50lb sack.",
"Is this before or after you finish cutting the eyes out of the women's photos in this month's Cosmo?",
"The 50 pound bag will hold 2 x so many.",
"Maybe he was going to Saint Ives.",
"Rusty-spotted cats have lived for twelve years in captivity. That's hardly a forever cat.",
"We have two cats that live outdoors 100% of the time and in my experience they hunt for fun/practice, I rarely see them actually eating the birds they kill.",
"What's the price per pound at that weight?",
"forever kitten* not a forever cat.",
"Is it still kitten while it's decomposing?",
"Wow, I wish I had a buzzcut like this",
"and food",
"bcs OP's cat is not so fully grown",
"Upvote for Holy Grail reference that only one other person got.",
"Early in the morning, risin' to the street\nLight me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet...",
"I guess you could say *the cat is in the bag*.",
"Shit yo panta!",
"How is a cat like this near threatened? I would think like housecats they easily spread everywhere.",
"Dave Mirra the BMX guy?\n\nHoly shit I didn’t realise he had died. I’m not a big follower of the sport but I used to watch the X-games when it was broadcast in the UK. Dave Mirra and another guy (whose name I can’t recall) used to dominate the sport when I watched it. He was such a talent. \n\nJust read that he committed suicide. :( . It’s sad to think that under all that success and talent was a cloud that viewers didn’t know anything about. Poor guy must have been going through some shit. \n\nRIP Dave Mirra the BMX guy. \n\n",
"Hey man. I’m not some kind of freak. I prefer People. ",
"Damn he’s cute. Pretty cat, too.",
"I think it’s about 78 cents a pound normally but buying in bulk it’ll be around 48.",
"Concussions led to CTE",
">It’s sad to think that under all that success and talent was a cloud that viewers didn’t know anything about.\n\nHe suffered a lot of head trauma during his career which I believe was the major contributing factor.",
"omg the black footed cat is so cute and angry\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6d9rqhivQY\n\n",
"And cats. Cause they’ll probably get killed outside eventually. ",
"RD'd as they say...",
"Not really. My friend had a cat that went outside all the time and walked around the neighborhood all the time. That cat made it all the way to 21 years old before pretty much dying of old age. They took him the vet to be put to sleep since he was clearly suffering and it was a small consideration obviously.\n\nBut yeah, cats can go outside and live long lives depending on the cat and where they live. He killed rats and snakes around the area and sometimes brought half of them back. I don't half of the total. I mean, literally half the body of the animals, it was terrifying, but cute and badass. We realized how we're not tough at all because we were freaking out the whole time using a shovel to throw the dead half rats in a bag and then throw that in the trash. A bunch of grown men. Cats are tough, or at least they can be if given the chance to live and explore.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9t5LqHcboI",
"Maybe like the Scottish wild cat, it's breeding with domestic cats. ",
"Awww who's a tiny fuzzy murder ball? You are, yes you are!",
"He was giving you a generous gift of free food he caught. That's true love from a cat right there.",
"Statistically outdoor cats live much shorter lives. Especially strays, which generally become a problem because people don't get their cats spayed or neutered and then let them go outside. Not to mention how cats are indeed efficient killers and they are wiping out a lot of bird and amphibian species. \n\nhttps://www.vetinfo.com/indoor-outdoor-cat-life-expectancy.html\nhttps://pets.webmd.com/cats/features/should-you-have-an-indoor-cat-or-an-outdoor-cat#1",
"I'm doing my presentation on this cat in my mammalogy class!",
"Apparently if cats were bigger, they'd attempt to kill their owners",
"Upvote for making me remember that was a Holy Grail quote. ",
"I must have this.",
"Apparently?\n\nThe only reason we can have cats as pets is because they are smaller and weaker.",
"Yeah but you need to consider the benefits of packing efficiency vs. percent of goods lost to damage in transit.",
"Damn. So you’re telling me that it’s only cost me $24 for about 14 of those little guys. What a deal",
"Only if the cat was hungry and the owner was acquired when young.",
"Thats a nice fuckin' kitty right there.",
"I met him on a few occasions when we both lived in the same area.\n\nDude was a pretty huge dickhead to be honest. ",
"Standard unit of measurement in pre-Stalinist Russia.",
"r/HumanForScale",
" Sure you can!",
"Monty python and the holy grail, I believe.",
"Oh, they don't have to be very big at all to try that... ",
"This one isn't fully grown. The article also says they grow 14-19 inches long at full size, this one is hardly bigger than the guys hand. ",
"If I'm not mistaken it primarily eats bugs, worms, and small rodents. \n\nA kill is a kill. ",
"Sure *YOU* can!! Maybe our cat is a better hunter. When she's outside, she is always in hunting mode, gets plenty of birds even without the feeder. I do miss the feeder and the birds, though. Just don't like to add to the dead-bird count.",
"iiiiiiiiiiiiiives",
"Permakitten",
"I'll take 50!",
"https://youtu.be/s6d9rqhivQY?t=1m31s\n\n=D",
"So much talk on reddit about tony hawks pro skater. But Dave Mira’s bmx was a very solid game. ",
"Indoor humans would probably live longer and harm the environment less as well. But keeping a living thing with a desire to explore locked up is kind of a dick move. Life in your years and all that",
"I'll take both.",
"Yeah but what do you call the thing on the left that it's holding?",
"60% of the time they hit their target, all of the time.",
"I had an indoor cat. Till my dad made him a kitty door, he went outside regularly and got hit by a car. RIP IN PIECE LUCIFER ",
"> Indoor humans would probably live longer and harm the environment less as well.\n\nHuh my lifestyle isn't that bad after all.",
"KEANU!",
"I'd fart right in that wee jungle cat's face. ",
"My kitten is attempting to kill me now. He won't stop attacking my feet.",
"Agreed.\nWhile we may of domesticated wolves into dogs...we never domesticated lions and tigers into cats...they just hide their urges for free food and shelter living the easy life until they are bored of it ",
"That pic looks small. Also wiki confirms they hit a whopping 3lbs which I would say is spot on for that size. ",
"we put cat food in the feeder for feline fireworks ",
"Easy Bubs.",
"Just ripping the heads off and scream for your praise as you walk out onto the porch as you leave for work. ",
"Fierce ",
"I have always had outdoor cats, last one lived to be 23, the ones before that each made it to 18 or 19.",
"How many generations would it take to domesticate it?",
"That's not a fully grown Rusty, they become the size of house cats.",
"that doesn't make sense",
"I don't blame cats for destroying local ecosystems. I blame humans that think it is ok for their cats to destroy their local ecosystems. It is more of a dick move that humans bring animals into a place and then let them run amok.",
"Well supposedly they're the most successful feline hunter.",
"Real life Nibbler.",
"Why not bring them inside? Domestic outdoor cats kill almost 4 billion wild animals per year. Researchers at the University of Georgia put cameras on outdoor house cats (pets, not feral cats) and found that con average cats kill one animal for every 17 hours that they are outside. They're pets, they have no place being in the wild and becoming invasive.\n\nAlso, they only bring home ~20% of their kills, so most of what they kill the owners never actually see. Knowing this, what is the benefit of keeping cats outdoors? It has been proven that it's not necessary to keep them stimulated, and that a full life indoors does not reduce their quality of life. While outside they are way more susceptible to predators, disease, or other accidents like car collisions. Many cats in my neighborhood went missing due to owls and coyotes; after that people were better about keeping them indoors.\n\n",
"Mostly I was just hoping to see a picture of the kitten, if that cute thing is the full grown version. Like cuteness squared. \n\nhttps://tenor.com/view/cute-thesimpsons-sheep-gif-4520099",
"You named your cat Lucifer?",
"This documentary series has been SO GOOD! 3 episodes, need more. So many kitties! ",
"That guy is certainly no Attenborough!",
"Found the poacher",
"Doesn't that length include their tail?",
"What is this? A cat for ants?!\n",
"Yes, it means The Morning Star or Light-Bringer and is probably representative of the fact that /u/valerie__ was going through hard times, which the cat helped him/her through.\n\n(Or the cat was black, no raco)",
"Or any farm with too many barn cats. ",
"I have 3 cats that go outside. They are all totally unconcerned with birds and squirrels. My dog tries to catch them more than the cats. ",
"I'm pretty sure the cat the guy is holding the the [African Black Footed cat](https://terry.photoshelter.com/image/I00001AZGMXoV4l8). Google Rusty Spotted cat, it has way different features.",
"Medium rare.",
"If that cat wasn’t hunched over it would definitely be 14 inches long. It’s like twice as long as his hand plus a tail.",
"Cat is adorable but who is the guy? He could be my husband's twin... weird.",
"The story I liked was that when humans were living in caves, mice were there, so cats also came into the caves. Developed into a mutually beneficial/symbiotic relationship. Cats were never \"domesticated\" like dogs. If you've ever dealt with feral cats, you can see this. Feral kittens 5-6 weeks old can bite your hand to the bone! I believe it's possible to get a feral cat to be comfortable living with humans, they will typically never get cozy. The guy in the OP is likely dealing with a zoo specimen that is used to be handled. ",
"Then it becomes a cat feeder.",
"I hate to be the one to tell you this, but clearly your cats are broken.",
"It would be odd if the adults of one species of cat looked exactly like the kittens of another species",
"Woosh?",
"A cat under the feeder does help keeping the squirrels away. Not as well as dogs, tho.",
"I have 3 cats and a dog to keep happy so I put squirrel feeders up. I have had only one fatality in over 5 years and honestly, I think the neighbors tossed it into my yard. ",
"My brother’s coal black cat is named Satan. She’s an evil little bitch. ",
"Yes",
"BABOU, SERPENTINE!",
"Yes. but i feel like the logical follow though then is no pets at all. Its arguably just another form of enslavement. ",
"*RIP IN PIECE LUCIFER*\n\nRest in peace, in piece? ",
"Being an indoor cat also protects them from such communicable diseases as FIV and feline Leukemia, for which there is no cure. ",
"Cat or squirrel fatality? Squirrels can get pretty agressive. My cat and the squirrels co-exist pretty well in our yard, but both drive the dags crazy.",
"Cats realized we would feed them, and domesticated themselves. Bc we’re suckers for cute kitty floof. ",
"But who is that video game protagonist holding it?",
"OoooooOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!",
"Upvote for making me remember that making me remember something was a Holy Grail quote.",
"Double whoosh.",
"I soiled my armor!",
"They also live under cars in Brooklyn at 5am and won't leave keeping you from getting to work on time.",
"Neat. Plenty get killed or injured regularly though. ",
"It looks like it's balding",
"House cats are just lions shrunk down. They'd disembowel you if they could... but they're tiny and you put out food, so they let you live another day",
"Or several into a jacket and have a smuggle snuggle.",
"Based on their ears and eyes, I’m pretty sure that’s just a picture of a bengal/savannah/fancywhatever kitten. Rusty spotted cats have very rounded ears. ",
"To help clarify any confusion, “this one is an adult” refers to the cat, not the full grown man next to the lil kitter who also happens to be an adult. ",
"Neither can your neighbors. ",
"I live in NYC now so I have indoor cats. But when I was in FL for college there were outdoor neighborhood cats everywhere. Honestly those cats seemed to have such fulfilling lives... They would always be running around outside or climbing trees, visiting neighbors for pets, etc. I know it's more dangerous for them but I'd imagine a lot of cats would rather run around all day every day for a 8 or 9 year life instead of sleep all day indoors for a 13-14 year life.\n\n\nEdit: my apologies to the bird preservation society of America, I seem to have angered you. ",
"My cat once left a dead gopher on my bed when she saw that I was home from college. It was one hell of a welcome back present. ",
"At what point does it stop being kitten and start becoming worms and compost?",
"keeps them from killing my phone charger cords",
"WHOOSHING SPREE",
"Username checks out.",
"I'm a dog owner, and I love, cherish, and spoil my dogs...but I would be lying if I said that this thought hadn't crossed my mind.",
"No no, that little dude has a more successful hunting rate than any other cat. They’re adorable but they’re basically the pinnacle of murder floofs. ",
"If you feed them somewhere that is protected from other animals, and make sure they have a safe place to hide and escape the weather they are generally pretty smart and capable of taking care of themselves. They are basically natural ninjas.",
"D'ya like dags?",
"100% of the time they are cutie pies",
"Plamen",
"AHHHHHAHAHA She looks so angry ",
"Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti..",
"I thought it said 'Russian' at first, so my mind assumed the man in the thumbnail was Putin. ",
"Well plenty of people raise tigers to adulthood so I’m going to say that’s bologna. ",
"surprised i haven't seen some rich people with these yet",
"I know, I laughed so hard. I want one!!",
"and bird",
"Lies. That my friend, is what we humans call, a kitten.",
"How long until domesticated, need one",
"So what's the animal on the left then?",
"You can see the hunger in his eyes. That poor kitten.",
"Naw. My bastard cats kill all kinds of creatures and STILL whine for their bagged food like they haven't eaten in a month. LIke someone else pointed out, no sure how much they eat what they kill. Little serial killer fucks. Doing it for fun or to keep their skillz honed.\n \n \n",
"That cat loved you.",
"Now I picture your bird feeder as being a slippery funnel device that goes down to a cat's open mouth, the cat itself being attached to a pole adjacent to the bird feeder pole.\n\nPatent pending.",
"Actually, it was fire and mice.",
"I guess you're getting downvotes from irresponsible pet owners. Having an outdoor cat is an easy way to shave 5-10 years off of it's life.",
"Is it really that weird a thing to say?\n\nYes.\n\nNext question: how many would fit into a woman's brassiere?",
"Pest control in cities? I live near resturaunts, my cat kills endless numbers of mice.",
"African Blackfooted will outcute and kill it in no time. ",
"I thought this was pretty much a given. Just look at their eyes when they stare at you. It's not love, they are sizing you up.",
"Hey, everyone take this guy's colloquial advise over the advice of every professional ever...",
"Only in metric.",
"\\+ shipping\n\nThat's where they getcha.",
"I got a dalmatian, I can still get high\nI can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot",
"Found my black cat as a stray kitten. We caught him by placing food in the carrier and closing the door behind him. Later that night we let him out in our room and we quickly went to get something. We came back and the cat was gone, just vanished, my girlfriend freaked out thinking we brought in an evil spirit or something lol. We found him half an hour or more later watching us from this really dark corner on top of a box. He was like a shadow in the night so I named him Shadow. Naming him lucifer would have probably freaked out my gf more lol.",
"Cat's are also responsible for many extinctions and wreak havoc on local ecosystems. How about you irresponsible pet owners take accepted advice and stop messing things up for everyone else.",
"All pictures will be of wounds, destroyed furniture, and the house a general mess with one photo like the one above... So like a normal ig feed.",
"They also have the highest successful kill rate of any cat.",
"Looks a lot like my Savannah when he was a little guy.",
"Is that the evolved form?",
"I don't believe so, the article says they grow up to 14-19 inches long with a 5.9-11.8 inch tail. So I believe those are separate measurements.",
"Yup",
"Mostly of bugs, strangely. ",
"Most domesticated animals only exist because of human intervention and would die off in great numbers if we stopped caring for them. Especially dogs, so many breeds are not suited for living on their own, like french bulldogs for example. Also there is a ton of evidence to support the fact that dogs love human companionship and unless you're a terrible dog owner the relationship between workers and their boss is more akin to slavery than that of a dog and it's owner.",
"This story sounds like a song of mice and fire.",
"I love my house panthers- the only time I ever see a spider is when it is being beaten to death by a cat paw. I lived in a really crappy apartment for a few months that had a mouse problem. First time one of the cats saw a real live mouse, instinct took over and he grabbed it, shook it real hard, and it was done. They really are just cute little murder machines. ",
"All people are wildpeople\n\nSome are just staring at reddit and wondering when they last cut their toenails\n\nOn the other hand not all wildcats ate too much cheese tonight",
"The human in the picture looks like he's inspecting it very closely but not very sincerely, as if he wants very much for onlookers to believe he's inspecting it but secretly knows that all he's doing is looking at some cat. I can't help but imagine a scenario in which he was slacking off at work and his boss came in and surprised him, and now he has to pretend he's super busy so he grabs the first thing he sees which is somehow a rusty spotted cat and says \"can't talk now boss I'm super busy inspecting the, err, (oh jesus I picked up a cat wtf was I thinking?!) rusty spotted cat!\"",
"I don't believe so. The cat is twice the size of the scrunched up hand that's holding the cat, that's not a full hand to compare so it looks deceiving. Also the tail is it's own measurement. The tail can grow from 5.9-11.8 inches long, the 14-19 inch measurement does not include tail size.",
"We have several bird feeders, and a cat that goes outside. We also have mice in the garage. He doesn't do much, really. He's pretty lazy. ",
"I squeeze so hard at the sight of it my body cramps",
"3.5 pounds of fury[Attitude is everything](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A-1qYq7p1vY) ",
"Thanks for a honest and not angry answer. I also have owned pets, and don't blame people for it as such. But as a whole, we crafted these species with the side effect of inbreding tons of disease and disorder into a originally wild species for purely selfish reasons like protection, companionship and entertainment. ",
"Beautiful ",
"Robert's better",
"May' ve\n\nor\n\nmay have",
"100 percent. OK? Then you hit 60 percent of the time, every time. So 40 percent of the time you don't hit. OK? So for that 40 percent, you miss every time. OK? So you make every hit you make. Which is 60 percent. Ok? ",
"The hunting behavior is based on personality though (in domestics) The only thing our 22lb. Siberian kills is time. (Or it could be he expects the lionesses to do the hunting...)",
"Downvote me if you want, but the average lifespan for an outdoor cat is 2-5 years, while for an indoor cat it's 17+. I mean, you could just Google it. It really isn't hard...\n\n[Indoor vs. Outdoor Cat](https://www.google.com/search?q=indoor+vs+outdoor+cats&oq=indoor+vs+outdoor+cats&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.3840j0j7&client=ubuntu&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)\n\nPeople who take and give colloquial advice should just stop. It's stupid. We have the internet now.",
"why does this look exactly like my cat",
"I completely understand this, and do my best to understand the love between pets and their owners and myself and my pets. But if we stopped breeding them, let the existing numbers live out their lives and except the fact we keep them alive for purely selfish reasons, and not for the benefit of the planet or the wild species they derived from the numbers would diminish at a natural rate and we could stop playing god for the sake of furry forest friends. ",
"To be fair bringing a thing that’s not supposed to be here and just letting it run amok is a dick move aswell. ",
"Insert boss baby reference",
"Wasn't happy with your hunting skills...",
"It's also a total dick move to buy a little killing machine and then set it loose on the general population. ",
"It's a side effect of their popularity and sheer numbers that's the problem. If there were only a couple per square mile instead of a hundred we wouldn't have any issue. Plus their natural predators would normally keep them in check and there aren't any in most areas. So we're stuck with the problem of keeping them indoors to save other at risk species. ",
"Kinda how I feel about life in general as well, tbh. ",
"With rocks in the sack right? Tie it up and throw it into a river..",
"FRANCIS!",
"That's not how life expectancy works. It's like how people in the middle ages weren't all dying in their 30s despite the life expectancy. It was being drawn down by high childhood mortality. \n\nSimilarly your outdoor cat will probably be fine but the life expectancy is pulled down by cats that are hit by cars and that sorta thing. There are certainly risks but it's not \"shaving years off its life\"",
"I put my close in the whooshing machine!",
"Holy shit, cute! Cool cat also",
"r/awwducational",
"Because you have a Rusty Spotted Cat.",
"Also says its a 9 week old kitten, not fully grown.",
"When I was 12-16 I was nuts about saltwater aquariums. Always thought I'd have them all my life because animals fascinate me, but I can't justify caging wild things anymore. Man did I spend hours watching them.",
"> Some are just staring at reddit and wondering when they last cut their toenails\n> \n> \n\nLast night! Some of them!",
"/u/mrsowlbeback24",
"Maybe because they're cats and they want to be outside and hunting?",
"What you're talking about is essentially allowing mass extinction just so things become more natural. The problem is it's hypocritical if you do that but then still drive a car, or use an air conditioner/heater. Everything we do as humans we do to live more comfortably. Animals providing companionship is just one of those things, and lime Remora feeding on sharks they get a good deal being safe from the apex predator. I think in people's quest to think for animals they begin to forget that the animal can't think like them. If it's fed, kept company and kept entertained, they are \"happier\" than many of us will ever be. I however would be at a loss without my dog.",
"What's he do, nibble your bum?",
"My daughters want to know where we can get one :(",
"[Wikipeia page for neoteny, also known as juvenilization](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoteny)\n\nSome cool tidbits about neotenous traits in humans:\n\n>Some evolutionary theorists have proposed that neoteny was a key feature in human evolution. Gould argued that the \"evolutionary story\" of humans is one where we have been \"retaining to adulthood the originally juvenile features of our ancestors\". J. B. S. Haldane mirrors Gould's hypothesis by stating a \"major evolutionary trend in human beings\" is \"greater prolongation of childhood and retardation of maturity.\"\n\n>Doug Jones argued that human evolution's trend toward neoteny may have been caused by sexual selection in human evolution for neotenous facial traits in women by men with the resulting neoteny in male faces being a \"by-product\" of sexual selection for neotenous female faces.",
"Exactly if my cat wants to go outside I'm not gonna spend his life stopping him. That's just mean.",
"[Google](https://www.google.com/search?hl=all&source=hp&ei=jsx0WtnqDMqAtgX7mLiICQ&q=indoor+vs+outdoor+cat&oq=indoor+vs+outdoor+cat&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0l5j0i22i30k1j0i22i10i30k1j0i22i30k1l3.77704450.77709984.0.77710499.23.13.1.9.10.0.136.1430.3j10.13.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.23.1487...0i67k1j0i131k1j0i131i67k1.0.8Z-_fQJj9e8)\n\nThis stuff isn't hard. Read it and get back to me. That was the most basic Google search I've ever conducted. I didn't even include the words life and span.\n\nEdit: Also are you saying that violent deaths don't contribute to average lifespan? Where are you coming from? They are the primary contributors to short lifespans, in this case. That makes absolutely no sense and infant mortality most definitely contributes to average lifespan. Are you really saying that only you get to choose what forms of death contribute? Wow! I'm afraid I can't help you. You need a critical thinking course.\n\nEdit: This shouldn't be necessary, but ask yourself this. What the hell does potential maximum lifespan have to do with average?",
"Probably kills you right after you go to sleep.",
"I feel like the analogy would be closer if your a/c /heater was literally a hamster powered machine or something but I understand the sentiment as well. I don't expect to see the change in my lifetime, but I think part of the evolution of society is asking these questions about the morality of things that once were deemed necessary. If we can grow enough meat in a lab to sustain people with less pollution to the environment, where is the justification of domesticating animals for food? Why should your dog purpose be your fulfillment. ",
"I was laughing so hard at this that I couldn't hold the mouse steady to upvote it.",
"Yeah you can, it’s now called a Cat Feeder though.",
"Maiev?",
"Does Kevin Robinson ring a bell? He was another godfather of freestyle BMX who also died recently :(",
"I am expecting a torrid of downvotes to my original comment but yeah, I am beginning to feel the same. Initially the thought process began at higher functioning mammals and with people who talk about their pets superior intelligence... wondering about the self reflection that comes with our idea of intelligence.",
"CTE leads to a variety of other issues, including anger management issues. While he may have just been a shitty guy to other people, there were probably a variety of other things going on behind the scenes, as evidenced by his own suicide leaving behind a wife and kids. \n\nJust because he was \"a pretty huge dickhead\", honesty or not, doesn't mean that that family and his memory shouldn't RIP. ",
"We need to engineer house cats that stay tiny.",
"I have a bird feeder my cats kill maybe 2 birds a year. I feed them. Well. One cat brings a chipmunk in (live) 2 times a year, catches maybe 1 rabbit. Maybe. I yell at them when I catch them and discourage hunting. I do not know if my scolding has any effect. But this is b.s. some cats do, some cats don't obsessively hunt. ",
"Is that......Pitbull?",
"Cats are training for the big raid. One of them might be a total n00blet and not know how to cat very well. Or they might be farming for rares or epics...\n\noh wait you said cats, not guildies.\n\n #WoWThings",
"TIL i own a Rusty spotted wildcat",
"I call my bird feeder the cat feeder. ",
"I mean, there are those guys in Russia who keep tigers and such",
"RIP dickhead",
"Modern day house cats were actually domesticated from the African Wildcat. But it'd be awesome if we could have domesticated big cats.",
"What about the thing on the left?",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Cats can live for 20 years or more if kept inside.",
"I’d say getting hit by a car certainly shaves years off of a life. What kind of convoluted logic are you using?",
"It can be worse.. Ours used to leave half dead birds on the floor, like some kind of a gift. Then we had to decide if it was possible to save the poor thing or not, not fun at all!",
"Not in Egypt. ",
"Highest successful hunt rate of any known cat - no joke",
"Same here! Post a pic!",
"I can definitely get behind the idea of eliminating the need for animal farms once the technology is available, safe, healthy, and still tastes like meat. My point here is that pets aren't about necessity. It's not necessary for your home to be a cool/warm 70 degrees. It's not necessary that we create and watch movies, it's not necessary to take frequent showers or baths. However, these are all things that keep us happy (Well some people, I'm not gonna touch on the depression epidemic) and a happy person is a productive person. Dogs are just another example of something we don't need, but certainly something beneficial to our comfort. And dogs definitely aren't getting the short end of the stick, pun intended. In many cultures people a thousand years from now might think we worshipped dogs as deities. I think there's this confusion that dogs are unhappy with their predicament. Also, what is playing god anyway? As someone who rejects the idea of a god who had or has any hand in what we do as humans, all I see is hypocrisy. I mean hell, God made the dinosaurs, got bored, killed them all. If we were made by god, then God allows us to do as we see fit, and the domestication of animals is all in his plan. I do concede however that people should keep their pets indoors. It's not good for the environment to let your animal wander and hunt the wildlife, don't be a prick and keep it inside, spend some time with it if you're worried about its entertainment, or get it a friend.",
"The point you made outweighs a vote. I saw/petted a Bernese Mountain puppy at the beach last month and it was love at first sight. Then of course I can hear my old best friend-animal activist whispering about purebreds, genetic liabilities and puppy mills...the life of an adult. I had another firned who like to say 'ignorance is bliss, as long as it lasts.'",
"Wow you know of a cat that managed to not get hit by a car that totally disproves everything! /s",
"Give him a break, they started putting those fucking quarter things on the shopping carts and it's killing his business. ",
"I see an awful lot of these “Natural Ninjas” flattened on the roadways.",
"erm if I'm following around another creature, brushing it, feeding it, and picking up every poop I think that might make me the slave",
"It was appreciated",
"Could say those lines evolved alongside us because it is a mutually beneficial symbiotic relationship.",
"Depends on the squirrels. My neighborhood squirrels run away when my dogs come outside. But the squirrels at my inlaws house know the dogs' boundaries and will chatter at them from 3 feet higher than they can jump until the humans come out and start yelling. I threatened to have squirrel kabobs for lunch the last time I was there. ",
"Just doing a quick google search says that its 1.5 to 4 billion and that the majority are from unfed feral cats so its more of a people not fixing their cats problem than people letting their cats outside problem. ",
"How can it be proven that cats don't need to be outdoors in order to be properly stimulated? ",
"She's a great cat. She definitely thinks my family is a bunch of bumbling dumb cats who can't hunt though. She has progressed to bringing in live or half-dead prey and dumping it on the living room floor expecting us to step up and learn to kill it. Now we have a rogue mouse in the walls because of this. She goes nuts at night trying to get the mouse out of the walls but he's (understandably) staying put. ",
"Hahaha, the face of FURY",
"If you're a moth in grass, you're life probably ended.",
"Depends on whether you want 25 or 50 pounds of cats.",
"Yes but these would be wild cats and they wouldn't be in the same numbers as domestic cats so the impact of the bird population would be much much less...",
"I'm not gonna lie that smells like pure gasoline",
"What a fluffy cute killer! :)",
"[Context.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOsoSXjN8LM)",
"It's from India, if anyone is wondering. Felt I had to check as I was only aware of the Scottish Wildcat.",
"Depends on where he/she lives. Life expectancy for outdoor cats here in England are much higher than 2-5 years, due to almost no natural predators and other factors I imagine.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"It is easily argued as an ongoing symbiotic relationship and absolutely started as such. But at a certain point we are just keeping them around to make ourselves feel better. ",
"My cats have lived 16+ as outdoor cats. However, it's not for them, it's terrible for the local wildlife. Cats are not meant to be all over the place, and the local birds and rodents suffer for it",
"I understand your sentiment. If I owned land and could give my animals something to do other than wait in a small house until I come home every evening I would be much more inclined to keep a few dogs.\n\nIn the meanwhile, I might look for some older cats to lounge around the house. They just want to chill, really, and I can give them the place to do it.",
"Yet here we are on Reddit",
"If you had the clear some distance with the sack of kittens, say, and I'm just spitballing here, a safety railing on a bridge, could a person do it themselves or would two people be needed?",
"I have a cat and a feeder. Great combo. Seeds last longer and only the best birds get them. We are improving the birds.",
"Very much the Seinfeld/alien skit, i do get that view point as well and think it may just add to the potentially absurd and barbaric appearance pet ownership may have retrospectively if we continue to develop for another 500-1000 years. ",
"And there it is.",
"Crazy that they don't have hair as well",
"So where do I order 100 of these? I like my cuteness in bulk",
"MY RUG!!!",
"Because my cat wants to go outside, so I let him. I don't want to keep him locked up just because he wants to act like a cat, and its not up to me to judge which animals get to live and which get to die. Animals kill each other, its the most natural thing in the world.",
"I've seen fully grown housecats only a little bit bigger than the one in the photo. It's plausible, except that it looks so much like a kitten.",
"We don't get outside and destroy local wildlife populations though",
"wow",
"That is pretty spot on. I think this all began being triggered by reading [on reddit of course] about how domestic dogs most likely have an unusually high rate of Williams Syndrome and essentially we bred a dopey, happy-go-lucky attitude into the animals. Sounds like the kind of genetics slave owners would have been interested in. ",
"You can, just get the bird feeders that have suction cups that go on the windows - not hanging from a tree or on a pole in the ground. Cats/squirrels can't get to them. ",
"My cat is both indoor/outdoor and is about 18.",
"[Every single one of the adult Rusty Spotted Cats on Google Images has waaaay different features.](https://www.google.com/search?q=rusty+spotted+cat&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjmntytsYrZAhWILlAKHU3IBUcQ_AUICigB&biw=1158&bih=676#imgrc=_) Like, the eyes are huge and they have more noticeable white lining around their eyes, amongst other differences. \n\nIf anything, this is a juvinile. But it looks more like a [Black Footed Cat](https://www.google.com/search?q=black+footed+cat&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjuyvy_s4rZAhUEmbQKHUAKCGQQ_AUICigB&biw=1158&bih=676). \n\nHolding off on judgement, but it really seems like OP is just carelessly karma grabbing and definitely not fact checking before posting. \n\nEdit: don't know why I didn't do this to begin with, but I did a [reverse image search](https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZisefZa3LGXiOE1ptvD5RTd1GtRFjAvonYxJhOpo3xG4ahjddXXA2bujVaEhptYRF3IZviwns_11nZPhMUdd1hyoxYaYt-FFCZbvTFe5cExHpeYiWxPHZE0ZxDROH9PM4McW1jvk2S2yhAmxPEg3oclyOtSIq3rfQkjMxItiIWquB4T2pLpYp4lecD4avOC1ZB5bsCqOlmCm-VR2_1Hyl9eJCO7brTR2SJaIKmav4waVQsMuTzqaIQJ1pDwEpLDbRNIAbZxfVUDsYJkA-OkXYWGHpeVmXg2nJirOXcDjvhqQ5xdni02foUA4UYMZZSFBBhBdyzY-caKa8LxZl_1NHa4KTzOjPGTVQ&hl=en-NL). Not only did Google find a lot of identical and similar pictures that all talk about the Black Footed Cat, they even offer the term as their best guess for the content of the image.",
"It is still very much the case. They get easy access to food, protection, shelter, companionship even medical care. As far as evolutionary survival strategy's go it is a very succesful one.",
"Hunting success rate of roughly 60%, one of the highest of any predator in the wild.",
"Just like my mexican ex girlfriend.",
"Wow, very interesting! Great fact! \n\nNow gimme",
"\"Birds (are) food\" - some cat. Circa 2018. ",
"Pest control is a great reason to have an outside cat in many of places. End of the day though. Cats are predators, and locking them up inside is just wrong. Just like it'd be wrong to force a dog or a human to spend their entire life inside.\n\n\nOn top of that, neighborhood cats are like neighborhood dogs. They seem to have really good social lives with other people and pets ",
"No one said reddit posts or their OP’s were honorable ",
"Jesus Christ, well done.",
"I would let him kill me a thousand times.",
"You can kill 2 birds with 1 cat!",
"No coyotes, foxes or hawks at your place.",
"Are you from Melmac?",
"There was a mountain lion that killed like 20 llamas on someone's farm out in california, didnt eat any of them",
"Cat: WHY WON'T YOU EAT?",
"The one at the Fresno zoo scares the fuck out of the handler in charge of feeding the lions and tigers. ",
"Someone stopped it's evolution ",
"Ehh its more than just that though. You have to train those Tigers daily to keep them from killing you. Its not like you just buy one when they are young, pet them, feed them and let them chase a laser pointer and they will never try and kill you. You have to put in a ridiculous amount of specialized training to dampen that killer instinct.",
"It's a lot more than that\n\n>Cats are responsible for the deaths of 1.4 to 3.7 billion birds and 6.9 to 20.7 billion mammals every year, \n\n\nIt's at least 8 billion a year up to 24 or billion. But I'm not locking up any animal inside, not cat, not dog, not human",
"That was always our take on it. We had both inside and outside cats and cats in between. If that car wanted to go outside fine. If it didn’t want to ever come inside, that was fine too. If it died it died, but we certainly weren’t going to keep it prisoner when it wanted to enjoy life in the way it saw fit. ",
"Pretty sure these are literally the deadliest wild cats for real.\n\nE. Nvm that's the black-footed cat. https://www.petcha.com/africas-smallest-cat-also-deadliest-trending/",
"\"What the fuck you lookin' at? I'm a grown ass man.\"",
"MAH GOD!!!",
"Lots of people still have pets for a reason other than feeling better. Where I'm from dogs protect more than the family house, they protect livestock. Cats kill pests like mice and rats.",
"Since when? We destroy all the wildlife we can, some of us. ",
"And I'm sure plenty of animals would love it if we stopped destroying their habitat and building McDonald's where they used to live.",
"Keanu...is it you?",
"Grease the pole.",
"https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.423046293.4575/flat,800x800,075,f.u2.jpg",
"Don't have a cat that goes outside. Outdoor housecats are terrible for the local fauna. ",
"What? Oh yeah, I like dogs. ",
"Why is Sergio Garcia holding that cat?",
"He's saying men were attracted to younger looking women long before we were \"men and women\"...🤔",
"but how many can you fit in a potato sack?",
"Dumb site?",
"Not to be that guy... But actually, small wild cats are some of the most efficient hunters on the planet. The Black Footed Cat, which weighs like 3-4.5 lbs has a hunting success rate of almost 60%",
"Christian Slater ? ",
"There’s still time",
"100% accuracy when they hit.",
"God was a poor choice of words for an atheist to use, but I was essentially trying to convey \"the natural order of things\". And by no means do i think the dogs are unhappy (overall?), nor that a lot of them are living a worse life then they would otherwise. My discussion revolves around modulating necessities vs comforts and the impacts that we have on other people and other species alike. We have bred dog species to fit our needs and wants both physically and mentally, including increasing the occurrence of social disorders/syndromes that make them more obedient and genetic disorders. I have to assume a lot of this comes from absolutely hating the idea of indoor pets and extrapolating from there. If we are free to create species w.o guilt, they just as well should roam free and impact the \"natural\" environment without any guilt. ",
"I’d prefer our cats stay indoors, we have two exclusively indoor babies. But the other two are escape artists. One was a stray I found when she was about six months old in a parking lot, she’s actually been attacked by, we think, an owl. We assume it tried to pick her up by her tail. She had a huge puncture in her tail. The vet, vetricyn, antibiotics, it was involved. It only scared her into staying inside for about 3 months. The other was born under our porch to a feral cat. He was the only one of the litter we could catch. He will hide behind furniture and when he hears the alarm being turned off, books it across the house to scoot out between human legs. The rest of the litter have been TNRed. ",
"Three women were running from the police, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They all ran into a barn and saw these burlap sacks lying around so they each hid in one. A policeman came in and saw the full sacks. He kicked the first one and the redhead went \"Woof woof\". \"Oh, it's a dog\", he said. He kicked the next sack, and the brunette went \"Meow, meow.\" \"Oh, a cat.\" The policeman kcked the next sack and the blonde went \"Potatoes, potatoes!\"",
"> percent of goods lost to damage in transit.\n\n=(\n\n",
"His first choice was roasting pan, so cut him a little slack.",
"Is that Shane froM TWD?",
"Fake af.",
"Matt Hoffman?",
"Ya but cats are gay though",
"I met a cat once that was over 30... I would not have believed it, but they had got the cat a little before their son was born and their son was like 31. It pretty much just slept on a heating pad all day.",
"What is this from? ",
"The feral cat's that adopted my mom's house basically made a contract with her. If she feeds them cat food they will spare the birds. ",
"i have a cat that lives outside and we have a bird feeder... haven't seen a bird in a couple months... im sure they just migrated... yeah...",
"Everstone",
"Hey, I have one of those!",
"Extension of childhood was caused by genes that made neurons develop much slower, allowing for smarter humanoids. Smarter humanoids survived better, had more children. Still sexual selection but saying they selected for the baby face seems like a less likely contributor..",
"Seriously",
"This sounds like the cats might also be playing Pokemon Go. \n",
"He's adorable. The cat is cute too.",
"Omg I want one",
"Then you should not have a cat.",
"Right. Some of us. Cats, without exception, will naturally kill things. Nana not so much.",
"Anyone know where I can get one?",
"Can these be domesticated? If so would they be at a reasonable cost or would I need to give my left kidney and my first born to own one? ",
"trailer park boys.",
"It's like a cat that stays a kitten forever!\n\nJudging from the title of this post this breed isn't domesticated, which is a shame. (unless some awesome person wants to prove my assumption wrong and tell me that I can get one of these wonderful little furballs!)",
"Only 3.5 lbs? The animal it is holding must be tiny as hell!",
"OMG look at it's little legs go!",
"I feel like the circumstances are complicated here making for a different type of symbiosm if nothing else. Yes we provide these things, but we also control their breeding, habitat and diet. The relationship seems more about control then would exist anywhere else in nature. Would historians refer to the slave/master relation as symbiotic, even if it was?",
"I’ve already seen such a thing on facebook",
"I'd imagine that native species don't like being killed by non native species that have no business being in their eco system",
"Maybe he just has big hands",
"That too, but still no cats outside.",
"Fine, going to be blunt. Domestic cats being stored outside are responsible for several species of bird extinctions and have pushed more to the brink. They weren't intended to live here, and regardless of how much they seem to enjoy it you're seriously fucking with the local ecosystem by letting them roam.\n\nWe do enough damage we don't know how to stop yet, let's not add more done for absolutely no fucking reason.\n\n",
"No way!",
"You're a shitty pet owner...got it. ",
"I didn't downvote you. I think for example, it's unfair to own a large dog in a big city. You should be able to bring them to the real woods on a daily basis, or at least own a few acres, or live somewhere that they can safely roam around on their own.",
"Wildkitty",
"Tis the rabbit... Look at the bones!",
"Friendly neighborhood serial killers. ",
"I thought Dave Mirra died! TIL! ",
"Munchkin cats exist",
"Very true. I live in an apartment complex that had lizards running around but since the feral cat population blew up, I haven't seen a single lizard anymore. Plus walk ways smell like a litter box too...",
"do you also sell seashells by the sea shore?",
"Metrics? I've always known. But for you, I'm willing to convert.",
"I don’t know if you all are playing a joke... is this just a kitten?",
"Cute kitty and hot guy. have an upvote",
"A few, but yeah its pretty safe.",
"His name is Balazs Buzas, I used to work with him at the zoo this was taken.",
"The primary ecological problem with housecats is that they get fed by humans if they're starving (even the feral ones), so they're never in a [predator prey population cycle](http://highered.mheducation.com/sites/dl/free/0073212040/63820/0406l.jpg). There's an unnaturally high *density* of predators--the feral cats. That's the issue. Felis sylvestris is not some sort of super-predator relative to native South American felids, or Indian felids, or Southeast Asian felids. They're just too numerous. By remaining at an unnaturally high density, they drive down the amount of prey--which in turn hurts native predators like the Rusty Spotted-cat.\n\nOn islands that didn't have mammal predators initially, the situation is different. Generally the prey there are adapted to reptile predators, which eat less often to feed a slower metabolism.",
"*Purrmakitten* FTFY",
"I’d tangle with this ferocious kitty any day. ",
"Apparently I’m getting downvotes for having cats that don’t murder songbirds. ",
"I'm surprised that cat is still alive because that guy clearly slays pussy.",
"Slingshot size. ",
"The closest we can domesticate is the Cheetah (Yes, I know that it's not a true big cat). Domestication requires the animal to have comprehension of a social system",
"cantaloupe head for scale",
"But why can't it shave properly? And why is it holding a cat?",
"Except for all purposes this is an invasive species being mass imported into various ecosystems that cannot combat it. If you did that with fish for example you would be arrested. Cats are believed to have caused extinction of at least one species of bird, and definitely don't respect hunting seasons.\n\n",
"Trailer Park Boys",
"Him and Steve French would get along!",
"Yikes",
"This looks more like a black-footed cat. ",
"Oh boy! I can’t wait for reddit to tell me why they aren’t good pets and ruin my dreams\n",
"Whatever you say kiddo. Locking an animal up inside is cruel. We should ban pet ownership before we ban letting pets go outside ",
"Technically it changes to a cat feeder",
"In its defense, everyone who has Dr.Doolittle animal speaking abilities reports Llamas are just hardcore racists. ",
"The vet said he has a rare condition. *sniff* He's gonna be a kitten forever.",
"No, it fucking isn't. Domestic cats aren't native to the US, and you're seriously fucking with your local ecosystem and putting your cat at risk because \"he wants to.\". \n\nDomestic cats running loose are responsible for a number of extinctions. \n\nI'll tell you what, when you keep a bobcat or a mountain lion for a pet, I won't bitch when you let him out and he goes hunting.\n\nOtherwise, you're just being another shitty human fucking with your local ecosystem.",
"My Maine Coon killed an entire scurry of Chipmunks that were trying to make a home for winter in our stone wall out back. Came outside one morning and he was mewing for me trying to show me something. Chipmunks never stood a chance he killed six of them and left them at the back door.",
"I still feel bad for laughing at a video I saw a while back of a old guy releasing what appeared to be a pet / rehabbed squirrel into a tree. Only for a metal af cat to snatch his ass halfway up in front of the old couple releasing it. Cat just ran up like \"F*** yo feelings old man\" and dragged him off like he was a jaguar with a wounded baby gazelle in his jaws. Damn I love cats, they're assholes but they're cute fuzzy assholes so it balances out.\n\nEdit - Link to video I was referring to https://youtu.be/kVPN0w1BWQw ",
"Cat must have been watching The Godfather",
"We put the cat in the bird feeder so he can get fed birds.",
"he's got huge, sharp... he can leap about...look at the bones!",
"I agree. Here is another picture of one. \nhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/07/60/5e/07605e427582f120d59e57b54392670d.jpg\n\nThat one has to be a kitten.",
"Maybe if you are a spider 😆",
"You can fit 200 in a lion.",
"And put them in the river? :(",
"All my cat ever brought me was a giant bone the size of a banana, she carried it up the stairs (she can go out through the balcony or the frontdoor and there is like 10 steps there, she would climb up one, then grab the bone with her pawns and mouth and lift it to her level, she failed and got set back a few times, it was really funny to watch.\n\n\nThen she reached me and dropped the bone on my socks and started rolling and purring on my feet with the bone inbetween it, my cat ain't no serial killer but she might be a little crazy.",
"Kill it with fire. ",
"> Can't have a bird feeder if you have a cat that goes outside.\n\nYou don't have to. When the cat goes out it sneaks a piece of toast, stands up on two feet and balances the toast on its nose...macgyvered bird feeder!",
"Its true. They get fussy but I couldn't bear the thought of our little guy lost or hurt. He love a long fussy life.",
"And what about into a man's brassiere?",
"And the dude is....?",
"Pretty sure my cat couldn't kill anything if it tried. Fat shit makes Garfield look slim. Pretty sure he eats the neighbours cat food.\n",
"You can't just accuse random people of being vicious killers, even if they are cute.",
"Most dangerous.",
"Maybe \"this is an adult\" is directed at the the guy not the cat..",
"I know, where are you going to put all those potatoes?",
"Personally if I try to keep my cat inside, she just meows at the door until we let her outside. Not all cats want to live inside.",
">This one is an adult\n\nHolding a cat.",
"He's crepuscular!",
"Show me the god damn kitten version!",
"What about your dumb site?",
"We can't risk another frontal assault, that cat is dynamite!",
"My family used to have a cat who grew up in the woods outside our church. He remained an indoor/outdoor cat his whole life, quickly developing an appreciation for central heating, string toys and comfy places to sleep. This cat ate birds and baby bunnies, drank from dirty puddles and licked his own butt, but would regularly turn up his nose if he didn't like the canned cat food we put in front of him. ",
"This looks like a Photoshop battle pic lol",
"That’s because they’re being fed! They have the energy to go kill for fun, feral cats kill only what they need to survive. ",
"What - two? Do you want to try adding a 3rd cat to a bag where 2 others are already fighting? Good luck.",
"So can outdoor cats. The cat that lives at my dad's house is over 20 and is 100% an outdoor cat. The last time I went home to visit I was fully expecting her to be long gone, but she was still alive and well and very active. ",
"This just makes you an asshole.",
"It's a real fun yet dumb site designed to help me blow my house up.",
"Ummm. So in layman's terms. A long time ago men started having sex with women who looked more like children? And we are the byproduct of this?",
"Looks like a baby adult",
"Depends where you live - I live in Scotland and i'm pretty sure that domestic cats fill the role of the wildcats that humans have nearly wiped out.",
"So why doesn't summon breed it with a domestic cat and make a hybrid? ",
"I can understand this, and even though it doesnt really make sense find these situations much acceptable. And i bring up these discussions if nothing else because I am curious were the middle ground would be. I don't think dogs and cats could be eliminated 100%, and its ones that you mentioned who serve a purpose beyond companionship/possession, which would live on. ",
"I wanna see",
"Great. Another post about Rusty Spotted cats.This has hit the front page multiple times since it was featured on Big Cats the other week.",
"I'm not so much interested in how fulfilling a cat finds its life, stacked vs \"Domestic outdoor cats kill almost 4 billion wild animals per year.\"\n\nIf you have memories of birds singing a lot during spring when you're a kid but now you wonder why you don't hear them, it's because of cats. \n\nhttp://blog.nwf.org/2011/03/new-studies-highlight-impact-of-outdoor-cats-on-birds-and-other-wildlife/\n\n\"The number of free-roaming cats is increasing, currently between 117 million and 157 million in the United States alone. The domestic cat, Felis catus—a nonnative species—is now the most abundant carnivore in North America.\"\n\n\"While cat numbers are rising, nearly one-third of more than 800 U.S. bird species are endangered, threatened or in significant decline.\nBy some estimates, outdoor cats in the United States kill more than 1 million birds every day on average. Other studies suggest the death toll is as high as 1 billion per year.\"\n\n\"Outdoor cats transmit rabies, toxoplasmosis, typhus, plague and other viral and parasitic diseases to both wildlife and humans.\"\n\n\"According to the society’s executive director, Michael Hutchins: “Allowing free-ranging pet and feral cats to roam outside, breed unchecked, kill native wildlife and spread disease is a crime against nature.”",
"A PBS show attached cameras to both Stray cats and outdoor House cats. They both averaged the same amount of kills during time spent outside. A Cat will kill on average 1 thing per hour it spends outside.",
"The kittens weigh an imaginary number.",
"Internet misinformation has led people to stop vaccinating their kids, so...",
"Outdoor cats that live to 16 are extreme outliers. Not the normal all. You must live in an area with little wildlife left. ",
"Maiev? How is this possible?",
"Yeah yeah, cute cat...WHO IS THE HOTTIE HOLDING IT?!",
"I live near cornfields, and I’m sure the farmers appreciate the neighborhood cats around here!",
"Except a dozen predators hunting on every suburban block every day isn't natural. That's how wildlife populations collapse.",
"Dahgs?.....Oh! Dogs!\n\nSorry was tryin' ta bouy a caravan fer me ma.",
"And the award for Ignorance goes to...",
"Okay, but what about the feline it's holding?",
"It's CUTE! It's ADORABLE! It's SO FLUFFY.....\n\n....and at no point in that video did I see it blink. At. All. \n\nA Cute. Adorable. Fluffy. Killer. ",
"Isn't that the Tiger Mount from Warcraft 3?\n\nEdit: Nope, I'm wrong. I knew it was Warcraft 3 though.",
"Oh my fuck I need",
"But he’s holding a kitty cat. He has a soft spot. ",
"/r/karmacourt",
" Not to mention cats. More stray cats=more dead cats+suffering",
"Remember that this advice only applies to countries where cats are not native - I live in Scotland and there's really no issue with cats here as wildcats are a native species, and are basically the same size as domestic cats.",
"~ 40 generations I believe.",
"That would be a killer combo for a cat breed \"always small, average life span ~ 20-30 years\", no inherited diseases.\n\nLike a designer tabby.",
"\"Don't mess with me, fool\"",
"Have a couple of ups, I've got more than I need...",
"She viciously clawed her way into my heart",
"I can't imagine two species that have developed with us for many millenia are ever going away. We'll have pet dogs and cats long after fusion powered robots do our dishes.",
"I can see he's an adult. How old is the cat?",
"Wait, does that mean it's possible to also have a domesticated cat breed with an adult size like that? Because if so, take my money",
"Indeed. I heard about this one llama who tore a hole in the fabric of spacetime so that he could collect millions of baby hands... but only from caucasian babies. His excuse was, \"Hey, whitey's gotta pay... and the payment is baby hands.\"",
"Looks like it will fit perfectly into a little box so it can be shipped to my home.",
"Letting your cat outdoors is like supporting the spread of pigs in hawaii or cane toads in australia or rats in new zealand. ",
"Have just that. Watch the birds and squirrels hanging with the cat as they eat. \n ",
"been watching the vote count bounce around for fun as i respond :)... And most of these sentiments are born from people not having enough space for their pets, having too many pets, indoor only large/capable pets...",
"You're right, I am speaking to Americans primarily.\n\nAlso, fuck you for playing techies at all, especially mid :)",
"Cat: “oh boy u/goudacat is gonna be sooo excited when s/he sees my gift” 😸",
"We get a rogue mouse every few years. Our kitty caught one of them, the most recent one I haven’t heard in awhile hmm.",
"No, that's a kitten.\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty-spotted_cat",
"Can I have it?",
"Tails are always metric",
"Mmmeeeeeow. 😏",
"Caves? Pretty sure domesticated cats wasn’t really a thing until agriculture and they kept rodents off the farm and out of the barn etc.",
"Great, now that everyone knows about them, I expect their population to dwindle down to endangered levels within a few years due to poaching for the purpose of exporting them to be sold as pets. Humans really can be terrible creatures...",
"Im pretty sure thats donald schultz",
"Wow, that is literally the same cat. \n\nThe non-symetrical points in the facial stripes match. I'd guess this might even be from the same photo shoot, based on the background.",
"These are always the ones I want to bring home from the shelter. Soon I will when I have more room. It's better than them wasting away their last years in a cage. ",
"\"Kiddo\"? Please. Managing an animal you are responsible for's access to do harm to itself and the other animals around it should be foundational to pet ownership in the first place. I never said we should \"ban letting pets outside\", but domestic cats are the most problematic invasive species on the planet other than actual humans, and recognizing that is appropriate. If you can't manage feeling icky about the cat being inside, you shouldn't have a cat.",
"Kaaaaaaaaarrrllll!",
"Damn, I though it was just my Llama. ",
"I'm pretty sure it's the lady that imprisons Illidan in the expansion",
"Domesticated cats are the #1 cause of wild bird species decline....dwell on that ",
"You ever see something so cute you start automatically crying",
"It's basically an essential feline accessory.\n\nAccessory to murder that is",
"I'm confident that man just has a giant head.",
"Not my sister’s feline. That one only knows how to bask in the sunshine and leave paw-prints all over my windshield. ",
">two cats that live outdoors 100% of the time\n\nYeah, you don’t have two cats. Two cats have a human.",
"How small is that thing it’s holding!?",
"Lmao exactly... letting your cat go outside makes you an asshole.apparently. Lol reddit",
"That is correct",
"Oh the articles I looked at just said animals but it looks like they were just using the numbers for birds I should have been more through my bad. I agree every animal has the right to at least go outside and get some fresh air every once in a while.",
"I had a Manx, solid white with blue eyes that caught and noisily ate birds, lizards, adult squirrels and, two different times, caught hummingbirds...he was fucking lethal",
"Not in our lifetimes, no doubt... just an interesting discussion. For as much as i agree with you though, i dont think it is beyond reasoning to think far off in the future it may be looked at as barbaric. Maybe like keeping a team of 9 foot tall mammals (horses) that require whipping to go get the groceries from town. A necessity of the time. ",
"I hate songbirds. That's why. ",
"Cats are supposed to have several things to freely climb and explore. If you do having a cat right, there should be equivalent to a medium room wall of things to climb and explore with toys and treats hidden as rewards. ",
"cool i need one ",
"Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in birdfeeder",
"Our cats leave polished headless rabbit skeletons with furry feet. They eat the skulls too.",
"Cheetahs are my favourite also the purr \n",
"A handful of death!",
"I'll take 20. 😊",
"Maybe OP is an unsullied from game of thrones and by \"this one is an adult\" he meant \"I am an adult.\" I don't blame him. I'm still trying to convince myself too.",
"I spend a lot on bird food. That way they are fat, healthy, and make lots of edible baby birds.",
"They basically have those already, just without the cat. \n\nSo, batteries not included. ",
"Not to mention very little or very careful (or both) traffic. Well-lit street and/or good drivers and/or low traffic means far less likely to get hit by a car. \n\nBut yeah, indoor cat avg life expectancy is 12-18 years, outdoor lifespan is 2-5 years. HUGE difference. ",
"The natural order of things at this point is to have dogs. We have evolved along with them as much as they have with us. You act like it is only a one sided dependency...and maybe it is to a physical degree, but humans have evolved for so many thousands of years alongside dogs I imagine there would be a massive blow as a collective psyche. \nPlus dogs aren’t that damaging to the local environment (mainly because they are so closely tied to humans that they completely rely on them). Dogs don’t damage the local population, they don’t interfere with wildlife (unless trained to hunt...and they do that alongside humans who would do it anyhow). \nIf your argument was against cats I absolutely would see your point. However dogs/humans can’t really be separated much at this point....that relationship is absolutely “nature” at this point. ",
"I want one 😭😭😭",
"Well people generally like youthful features",
"Came here to insist on black-footed cat as smallest and cutest wild cat.",
"Thinking the same as you, i started letting my cat go outside more often. \nShe died getting hit by a car. \nI'm not trying to counter your point, but still..",
"So what if they kill shit outside? That will teach those little moles to stay away from my yard!",
"That’s adorable.",
"Fair enough, think i'll go get a dog to feed and talk it over with.",
"Someone please cross breed this to domesticate it... I want a cat that stays the size of a chubby, fluffy baby kitty. ",
"Hahah! Oh my god. So many things are funny in this video. The super cute angry cat, the creepy-voiced narator (*biiiirds*), the overplayed foley... True, it’s just a clip and iPhone speakers aren’t the best way to listen to something but...",
"He seems nice enough. He's being gentle with the cat.",
"I have the same sort of thought process. My cat now is kept inside because we live in a busy area on a busy road and there are coyotes around. He's a sweet boy and I try to play with him for a few solid hours each day, but I feel bad that he can't explore more. He's very smart so I think we may start leash training him. It gives him a chance to get outside and enjoy the sun and fresh air without the dangers of being unsupervised.\n\nMy cats growing up were allowed outdoors since my parents live in a rural setting- however a neighbor poisoned one once and he almost didn't make it. It's definitely safer inside, but they get a lot of enrichment outside.",
"A wild DOTA REFERENCE appeared!\n\n(I second the \"fuck you\" techies comment)\n\n",
"My cat is an indoor kitty, although I do take him outside to play every day, but always supervised. I also have a screened in patio where he spends a ton of time when it's warm out, but when it's cold he only goes out for a few minutes at a time. He's so extremely happy, playful, and attached to me. He only sleeps 6 to 8 hours a day, the rest is spent playing on his cat tower, batting ping pong balls around, zooming across the house at full sprint, wrestling with me, and playing hide & seek. He legit follows me *everywhere*. Wherever I am in the house he's no more than 2 feet away. Bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, etc. When I come home after being away for a few hours he headbutts me all over, trills, and purrs. Then when we go to bed at night he lays up against my side, tucks his head up under my chin, and I wrap both arms around him like a teddy bear. Then he purrs himself to sleep. \n \nIndoor cats can live extremely happy lives. Just interact/play with them. And you can always take them outside to play for a little while too every day, like I do with my kitty.",
"Wtf. Dave Mira",
"My cat puts his teeth underneath my toenails as I am walking into the kitchen to tell me he wants new food. Not the bowl of food he already has, he wants fresh food out of the bag apparently. \nIt’s annoying (and cute) as hell....I will probably die from being tripped one day....but overall I’m quite impressed at his ability to achieve this feat 20 times a day. ",
"It’s like slow lorises. Terribly unsuitable for pets and generally are in constant terror as pets, but there were a few cute videos of them online once so everyone wanted to try to get one. And then upon discovering they aren’t great pets, they were found discarded all over the place. \n\nHumans suck like that. Latch onto pet fads and then toss them aside like dirty rags. ",
">If you have memories of birds singing a lot during spring when you're a kid but now you wonder why you don't hear them, it's because of cats.\n\nOr maybe also because of all the forests we cut down to make wood/paper products, or to turn into housing developments or intensive agriculture? Bird deaths due to cats are a drop in the bucket compared to everything else we do. ",
"That would be the natural order of things...lol ",
"[>:(](https://i.imgur.com/Nk8Wt2h.png)",
"This Cat is adorable",
"Well, as the guy below you mentioned, I've always loved close to forested areas. So while there's roads, my house backs right up to the woods and my previous home was on a dead end in the woods as well. So they never really went near roads.\n\nFor wildlife there's some foxes and not much else. Maybe an Errant big cat every couple of years that we hear about. ",
"David Beckham gets all the pussy",
"That’s not really true. Domestic cats even in places that have wild cats natively are still an invasive species. There are more predators being brought into the environment and being sustained by a steady diet at home. With animals killing for essentially sport the prey animals never get a chance to recover. Also the die off will only be seen in the native cat population not the domestic. ",
"Infinikitten. ",
"This is the comment for which I was looking. My man.\n\nEdit: But, of course, you must mean he was coming FROM St. Ives",
"\"I know you're watching me. Did I put on a good show? Stay right there, you're next.\"",
"[My guy](https://imgur.com/a/eUQPs).",
"Maybe. Its just a discussion and a view point, I don't expect change. Just trying to understand the world around me. I don't feel comfortable defining something we created as natural because I don't know how to define the line between the natural and the unnatural. ",
"Pretty sure I saw a post not to long ago but don't they have the most accurate kill shot of all cat species?",
"How could it possibly be “proven” that a full life indoors does not reduce their quality of life? I find it hard to believe that a full life indoors or mixed/outdoors has no impact on quality of life. ",
"Everyone’s gonna want one now.\n\nEats and poops less too, another win.",
"My cabbages!",
"What? Lots of people still own and ride horses. In fact I can see several within 100 feet of my porch. It's not barbaric to use horses? Also never seen anyone need to whip a horse before... not even sure what you're talking about",
"[Thug Life](https://i.imgur.com/oYrYY7k.png)",
"I don't care, I want one!",
"That is 100% a kitten",
"After one *almost* failed rabbit shoot all I came home with was one kit, really not even enough for a meal, so I decided to give it to my cats. The two female cats came up first to sniff it but weren't too sure about it. \n \nThen my tom, who was a much bigger cat but was a big softy that the two females always pushed around, came up for a sniff, and the change in him was dramatic. He grabbed the kit by its head and pulled it from my hand, and when the two females moved in for another sniff he let out a growl and they backed off. Then he took off running around the side of the house and it looked just like a scene from a documentary where a big cat is running along with its prey in its mouth. \n \nHe was gone for almost a week but when he reappeared he still looked well fed.",
"Don't own a cat then? If you think responsible pet ownership is mean to your pet, you simply shouldn't have the pet.\n\nLetting your cat roam freely outdoors is \"mean\" to the local ecosystem and the various bird species going extinct because of predation by domestic cats.",
"> It has been proven that it's not necessary to keep them stimulated, and that a full life indoors does not reduce their quality of life.\n\nI call bullshit. All the indoor cats i know are psychotic bags of nerves that jump at the slightest noise or motion. \n\n(edit: correction, the other way round - nearly all the psycho cats i know are indoor cats) \n\nTo think that a creature, that naturally roams a well defined territory of a dozen square miles, will be just as fine if you keep it in a 100-square feet flat seems ludicrous to me. Keeping cats at home is cruel, if you can't let them out don't get one.\n\nI understand that cats can be considered an invasive species in America and i admit i have no idea of the enviromental problems they cause there. But here in Europe mice and birds have been killed by cats for millions of years before Homo sapiens ever showed up, so for me cats are as much part of nature as falcons and foxes.\n\nIf cats cause serious problems in the US i understand if you want people not to get cats in the first place, but i beg you, for Bast's sake, please do not keep cats indoors.",
"That guy looks like he could be a killer",
"They usually do it to feed you. Thats why the drag it yo the porch. They are your master after all.",
"Why does Christian Bale look like he's gonna eat it?",
"Is that Shane from breaking bad",
"Hahaha sounds like my cat. She couldn't even climb a fence and is shit scared of the light fixture in the kitchen!",
"A relationship being considered natural that was established at minimum 33,000 years ago might be a good place to start ",
"You missed my point kiddo... if letting cats go outside is bad then owning cats should be banned. Because keeping a predator locked up inside a house is cruelty.",
"If this comment was made about a girl, it would be downvoted into oblivion ",
"Make sure you get your kitty checked for worms if they fuck with mice.",
"Granted, 75% of the time it's a locust. Not exactly comparable to a cheetah taking down a gazelle.",
"People say this unironically?",
"That's no ordinary cat.",
">then grab the bone with her pawns\n\nCat leadership",
"That's a good little kitty right there. ",
"The kitty or the guy?",
"Had two outdoor cats growing up that lived into their 20's. The mom outlived her whole litter and was put down at 26 after a stroke.",
"My mom had a pair that would eat most of the bird and leave the feet and bones and feathers on the deck as proof of their hunting skill and hunger. ",
"Oh man he is adorable!!",
"I have some unpopular opinions about feral animals (not peoples outdoor cats, but actual feral cats). Instead of vaccinating them and spaying/neutering them, we should euthanize them, precisely because they don’t belong in the wild. Vaccinating/spaying/neutering is better than letting them breed and spread disease unchecked, but they don’t belong, and they’ve had such a terrible impact on ecosystems. It is truly a crime against nature when humans introduce an invasive species like that. And I LOVE cats, I love them so much. But rationally, I know they don’t belong.\n\nI saw some feral cats on a tropical island recently. Their ears were punched, so they’d been spayed/neutered, but they were otherwise not interfered with by humans. I watched those cats catch and kill grasshoppers for no reason, and just lose interest once they stopped moving as much. A beautiful butterfly flew by and a cat leaped at it but missed. Here we were on this beautiful tropical island full of special birds and bugs that don’t live anywhere else, and there are wild domestic cats just killing them for fun. Because instead of euthanizing them they were fixed and released. I was very conflicted, because as I said before, I really love cats, I just don’t hold them above entire ecosystems.\n\n\nOutdoor pets are a more difficult problem to solve, because obviously I don’t think *they* should be euthanized. I know some people put bells on their cats, and I once saw a lady who made these bibs, they looked like a mousepad, that prevented the cat from being stealthy/murdery. It made them just clumsy enough to fail at killing. But most of my outdoor cat owning friends don’t do anything at all to prevent their cat from killing wildlife. It’s pretty narcissistic, “I like my cat, my cat likes outside, this is good.” It’s actually really sad what cats can do to ecosystems. A crime against nature is not hyperbole.\n\n",
"That's how my cat looks at me when it catches a mouse.\n\nLater that night he leaves it in the shower...dead.",
"For instance, I live in a quiet little suburb with no traffic over 15mph for at least a mile or two in any direction. I have a half acre back yard with high fences, huge trees and thousands of hiding places. The place is like a cat sanctuary with running water and wild birds and rabbits to chase. Two dogs and 3 horses share the yard with the 2 cats. So ya, the cats go outside. I'm sure they're many times happier than they would be as indoors only. Is there a small chance they'll get killed by a hawk or some wandering coyote? Yep. Would I let them live any other way? Nope. ",
"I wonder if they think you use the dead bodies to make their food and they are just helping with supply.",
"I can't tell if you are trying to be funny or you really don't get it. ",
"Using horses as your sole form of transport would be considered out dated now and it is only 100 years after the switch to relatively cheap ICE technology . Another 100 years and it will likely be akin to using sail boats as the primary transport for foods/goods. ",
"cAN THEY CROSS BREED WITH KITTIES",
"Dumbass birds should stay up higher then. ",
"We need to go deeper.",
"Keeps the squirrels out of my gutters too. ",
" Are children slaves because we dont let them drink anti-freeze? \n\nI dunno man, where you see these grim things like control and slavery I just see people being responsible caretakers who love their dogs and want to keep them healthy and safe.\nYou seem to forget, we are a part of nature, and compared to say... Ants and Aphids the closest parallel im aware of in nature what we have is, from a human moral position much less distressing.\n",
"That is irrelevant to what I said. ",
"Nobody needs to own a cat. Just don't own cats if you can't be bothered to own them responsibly.\n\nThe fact that you think your cat's happiness is more important than the survival of entire species and the balance of the local ecosystem is embarrassing.",
"At a certain point do we classify them as different relationships? Is it the same situation for the pocket book poodle as the barn cat or sheep dog? ",
"Is that Pitbull?",
"Do you eat your cats after they’ve filled up on birds?",
"Even animals hunt for sport",
"Go back to tumblr with tHIS sHIT ",
"u/EchosOfSilenceXO",
"Actually OP's pic is from the same gallery:\n\nhttps://terry.photoshelter.com/gallery-image/Black-Footed-Cat/G0000RN2Yx7XrIs8/I0000znPH9XiDIGg/C0000sECZXBf3MVk",
"Yeah there hasnt been a squirrel on my block in 8 years. There was a solid period there of waking up daily to decapitated squirrels on my front porch ",
"No it’s Shane Dawson from YouTube ",
"I'll take 12",
"This is not a rusty spotted cat! The rusty spotted cat has a different shape. This appears to be a black footed cat. ",
"So you're saying the secret to long life...is sleeping! Genius, I'll get right on that.",
"It's just a little ironic that the program is called \"big cats\"",
"Get a bell collar ffs. ",
"As a teen we had a cat that had kittens and wanted to train them to hunt, but instead the dog would kill the rodent instead (only if no human was looking, otherwise she thought she wasn't allowed to kill). I walked upstairs to a dog and mouse stare down with the last not yet adopted kitten just sitting near by (only 3 times bigger then the mouse because she was runty). The dog dropped out of hunting mode so I had to scare this petrified mouse out of the house, cursing the mother cat who had basically disappeared after bring home this mouse. ",
"Smells like Bigfoots dick!",
"I'm queer, I am unable to type like a normal person, as well as drive or sit in a chair normally. So fUcK oFF",
"Sure, but what's he holding?",
"That is a [Black Footed Cat](https://www.google.com/search?q=black+footed+cat).\n\n[This](https://www.google.com/search?q=rusty+spotted+cat) is what a Rusty Spotted Cat looks like.",
"The few times my outdoor cats actually ate what they killed ends up puked next to the food bowls. The only thing that seems to agree with them is cat food.",
"No you’re just retarded ",
"B buttoned it. ",
"Do you have anything better to do than insult some random dude on the internet? Everything okay at home? ",
"I laughed to tbh, the screams from the couple as the cat ran off with the squirrel said everything.",
"And the cat is probably not so nice either...",
"The one in the OP is actually a completely different cat. [Black-footed cat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-footed_cat).\n\n[Here's](https://terry.photoshelter.com/image/I00001AZGMXoV4l8) a picture of the exact same cat as the OP. (credit to /u/dedknedy, the user whos comment I stole this picture from). ",
"My outdoor cat lived to about 25 in a rural area in New England with harsh winters.",
"What you missed is the teenager she killed and skinned to get that bone. Think Predator.",
"But that particular species of cat has the highest percentage of successful hunts. It always gets its mark... 60% of the time. ",
"And they still may try to kill you at any point",
"Yeah our cat killed a bunny. First sign of a psychopath...",
"Children are our own offspring, I see that as different but guess i kind of see you point... maybe. Just an alternative viewpoint I am offering here. Nothing grim in the day to day of it in my eyes except for the unique cases which are irrelevant, just curious about the bigger picture. There is obviously some control(at least in my eyes)... we control their mates usually, choose their living environments, their grooming... ",
"They always F* you in the drive thru. ",
"At the end of the day, cats also most likely aren't native to your area, and even if they are, they certainly aren't supposed to be as abundant as we've allowed them to be.\n\nThe fact that they want to be predators is irrelevant because they are invasive and do tons of damage to local ecosystems. \n\nIf you truly believe cats must be allowed to roam freely outside, the responsible thing to do would be to not own a cat, not just own cats and let them do whatever they want.",
"Humans basically fucked all of Europe's wildlife.",
"I love how he narrated the butt wiggle to try to make it seem more deadly and less adorable. ",
"Yeah yeah yeah, we know, this comment gets posted on literally every single picture of a cat that is outside. Its gotten old. ",
"Merely elaborating on what i said since your response wasn't really relevant to the point i was making. People own horses now as pets, they had them before as necessity. But their inconvenient nature sees the slide from tool, to pet, to rare pet, to non-existent move quicker. ",
"Every study on those collars I've found claims there was no measurable difference in kills, it just made the cats better hunters.",
"Why not? Does the cat feed the birds instead? ",
">cats also most likely aren't native to your area (and even if they are, they certainly aren't as abundant as we've made them).\n\nCats are native to most the world, and while yes we've definitely increased their numbers, we've also decreased the numbers or dozens of other predator species. So I'd like to see a study comparing them both. \n\n\n>The fact that they want to be predators is irrelevant because they are invasive and do tons of damage to local ecosystems\n\n\nSo do you humans. \n\n\n>If you truly believe cats must be allowed to roam freely outside, the responsible thing to do would be to not own a cat, not just own cats and let them do whatever they want.\n\n\nI already suggested that as a possibility, but I don't believe cats shouldn't be outside. \n\n",
"> A Cat will kill on average 1 thing per hour \n \ngoddam\n\n",
"Get lost nerd",
"I live in a city with a million other people. I think the environment in my area is permanently fucked already.",
"Lmao I never thought of that one..",
"True, that man could have shaq sized hands I suppose.",
"We took in a pregnant stray over Christmas. She's outside most of the time. She's super friendly and when she shows up in the evening she acts like she wants in, then as soon as she's in she acts like she's has no idea whats going on and wants back out. We live out in the country and no neighbors recognize her. If she can kill some mice outside then go for it.",
"But why is Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine holding it?",
"Awww my icy heart just melted",
"I know it's wrong but I really want one. ",
"My kitten was like this, forever a kitten lol. She was malnourished tho we thought. Cuss she looked like a calico",
"I hate when people pull the 'woosh' shit when its in reference to some shit movie or television series or song or something. People say dumbass retarded shit all the time online and if you don't happen to watch Rick and Morty or Game of Thrones or listen to Katy Perry or Kanye it's all *wooshwooshwooshwooshwooshwooshwoosh* its dumb as fuck.\n\nI should learn all about the Bible so that I go into atheist communities and start dropping inconspicuous Bible stories or adages and when people are all \"wtf are you talking about?\" i can WOOSH them for it and have a good laugh at their lack of knowledge.\n",
"My little princess pumpkin is only 6 pounds. My vet calls her a catten. ",
"That still has nothing to do with whether or not the practice is barbaric or right/wrong.\n",
"What do you mean \"before\"?",
"That's actually one of the biggest reasons they live so long. 2/3 of their life (if not more) is sleeping lol.",
"Lmao why the fuck do I have friends, family, junk food, a girlfriend, video games, literally everything in my life that isnt a bare minimum necessity for survival? I hate that logic. Comparing it to slavery is ridicolous and r/iamverysmart material. If you have a companion animal thats what it is: a companion. If taking care of it/controlling certain parts of it makes it slavery than we are all slaves. I dont think Im enslaved everytime I have to slow down to match the speed limit or conform to any fucking societal norm ",
"The more posts I see like this on reddit the more I'm convinced that these things are actually house cats and either: 1) A smol part of reddit is fucking with the rest of reddit or 2) some scientist accidentally mislabeled/misidentified a house cat and no one bothered to check ",
"House cats are actually right behind humans when it comes to extincting species. ",
"They also kill house cats and dogs and people wonder why they're killed on site..",
"I wonder what kind of diet these cats thrive on. Do they still eat meat and fishes? How do they go about getting it?",
"I'm glad Christian Slater's younger brother is finally getting some attention.",
"Me too, and only some of them too, weird. ",
"We have all of those here and I've never once lost an outdoor cat to them in all of my 31 years. Cats are predators, they know how to avoid other predators. More likely to get hit by a car than snatched up by another animal.",
"That BBC Big Cats documentary is fantastic, there are 3 hour long episodes about all kinds of wild cats.",
"r/HeresTo 🍻 that!",
"Holy shit really? That dude was a fucking monster. I feel like he won gold a lot ",
"BEHOLD",
"Look at the bones!!!",
"And I'll take 7, please.",
"Would you believe it is strawberry milkshake?",
"My housemate had a 26 pd cat. It looked like a basketball with legs. He would jump up and sit your chest in the morning. Stupid but good natured.",
"AND MY AXE!!",
"You can if you love your cat enough to provide a free buffet every day.",
"You must not have cats. Never seen an indoor OR outdoor cat die that young. Most of my indoor cats lived to be around 20-25. Most of the outdoor ones lasted to like 15-20.",
"[Google says it's a picture of a young black-footed cat.](https://terry.photoshelter.com/image/I0000znPH9XiDIGg)\n\n",
"There's no fucking way dude",
"LOUD NOISES!",
"I neeeed",
"Would like to know the same with a wildcat breed!\n",
"Not an adult. ",
"He's got big teeth!!!",
"Christ, the music, the over the top foley. I love nature documentaries, but I really hate most modern ones.",
"So can they be domesticated? ",
"Its just a discussion. Stemming from the comment about indoor animals which to me seems like torture. I don't feel like a slave every time i deal with the social contract, consumerism, or want in general but i am also not afraid to question it and sometimes do feel a slave to these things to a varying extant. ",
"Your cats actually climb up to the roof of your house? One of our cats is so fat she climbed like 3 feet up a tree and started meowing for help...",
"cats are so mad all the time cuz they’re gods perfect killing machine but we keep picking them up and kissing them",
"My very rural neighborhood is absolutely *infested* with feral cats. No singing birds in spring, no lightning bugs, none of the beautiful little critters that *should* come with living out here in the boonies. Just cats. Lots and lots and lots of cats. They overturn trash cans and scatter their contents. They howl and hiss and fight around my bedroom window at night. And Jesus Christ when they're in heat it's an unbearable cacophony of wailing and gnashing of teeth. I hate cats now.",
"I think you could manage with one person.",
"Hmm, I thought Pitbull. But I'm also at like a [5]",
"I made the mistake of showing this to my 10 year old stepdaughter. \n\nIt was met with a high pitched squeal followed by ***\"CAN WE GET ONE PLEASE!?\"***\n\nI repeated that it's a **wild** animal and she said, *\"you're just teasing me. Wildcats aren't that tiny and cute!\"*\n\nSo, there you have it Reddit. This is actually just a house cat in disguise.",
"Too cute to eat.",
"Yo grandma told you not to cut nails at night!",
"Wow, my oldest is 18lbs (not over weight)",
"> All the indoor cats i know are psychotic bags of nerves that jump at the slightest noise or motion.\n\nThat's weird, all the indoor cats I know are loving and chill and are always down to play. The only slight exception was my last cat who didn't like to be picked up, that was weird, he loved to play, be pet, and brushed though and he would curl up beside you on the couch and sleep half-on your leg. The two outdoor cats I had were anxious as fuck and could never chill out and nap on the couches, always opting to hide somewhere to sleep and only accepted a brief pet as a hello. One was killed by a car when he was just a few years old.\n\nAnecdotal evidence isn't a reliable source of knowledge though, it doesn't prove anything. Just like your experience with indoor cats.",
"I was honestly thinking it was M. Shadows...",
"You better have a sexy head.",
"Okee-dokee. You just didn't make you point clear. I love this \"kiddo\" thing, do you always have to infantilize people who disagree with you? Troll's gotta troll, I guess. Banning owning cats is a silly, sensationalist notion compared to just not leaving the cat outside. Keeping a cat inside isn't cruel at all, and you are foolish if you really believe that.",
"Oh my god its a forever kitten",
"I know, right? Whats up with that? I never do them all at once.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I didn't say it was right or wrong. ",
"What's she know? She's only lived to 96 so far! She can't be that wise.",
"You said it might be viewed as barbaric then gave an example of horses being whipped. \n\n\nYou can back peddle if you'd like, but you're the one who suggested it was wrong",
"Hawks and foxes generally aren't much bother for full-grown adult cats. Really only need to worry if they are kittens.\n\nCoyotoes, on the other hand, are bad news.",
"It’s the bald head that throws me!",
"Keeping a human inside isn't cruel at all,and you're foolish if you really believe that. ",
"Thats neither a rusty spotted cat nor an adult. Nice one 👌",
"Ah, a bobkitten.",
"Myyy Sharona ",
"Whoosh",
"I'm honestly surprised that humans haven't bred more cats to be small.\n\nIt's really interesting how humans have bred dogs to be so diverse however most cats all are fairly similar in appearance.\n\nSure you have the munchkin cat a dog siamese and sphinx but nothing as large between German shephards and chihuahuas and great Danes and bulldogs ",
"And my axe!",
"It's a Blackfooted Cat kitten. They're a wild cat from South Africa.\n\nThe OP has just confused his small cat species.",
"[Is it dead!?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr9M7-s6ToA)",
"Well, yeah, if you live in a city or something then it's probably better to keep your pets inside or just not have them.",
"Looks like a pudgy version of my bengal when he was a baby.",
"Alto didn't get there in time.",
"Can't really decide which one is cuter tbh, the cat or young Daniel Day Lewis.",
"Over 20 is still pretty exceptional for an indoor cat.\n\nAs for outdoor cats, I think ones that make it a few years can hit double-digits, but *average* is brought down by those who die young. A lot of outdoor cats do not survive to adulthood.",
"My kitty can shoot me a look JUST as innocent. Next thing I know his razor-claws have swiped the back of my hand. ",
"Just think of the billions of birds, rodents and such we would be infested with if cats weren't such vicious killers. Go cats!",
"I agree, thats a nice pussy",
"A whole gaggle of Arabian men are gonna try to own this because of this post ",
"I like those odds",
"Exactly! They seriously disrupt the local ecosystem because they're such good predators, the effects ripple up from the bottom. ",
"I si. ",
"I have two outdoor cats, two bird feeders, a large bird house, and two hummingbird feeders. No issues. The cats also won't mess with my chickens either.",
"\"wildcat\".... u'mmm, yeah... sure.",
"Here's the thing...",
"Then it’s borderline a miracle that you had a cat live to 16. Probably a really savvy & lucky cat. ",
"why the fuck is noone talking about how it looks like that man is rendered?",
"What else is he supposed to do with them? He isn't crazy enough to read any of them, they give out [absolutely terrible advice](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitCosmoSays).\n\nI am only half joking when I say this.",
"But wouldn't it be in everyones best intrest to strive for a cultural climate that promotes honesty and accountability on this website?",
"Only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch can kill it. ",
"My housecat bites the shit out of me. I can only imagine a wild housecat.",
"Hahaha, well, if they are a predator like you say.......\n\nGreat try though, champ!",
"thats not a rusty spotted cat. ",
"And keeps the vet's kids in college",
"Why haven't these been domesticated yet?",
"Interesting",
"!redditsilver",
"My Manwich!",
"I want it",
"cute, but not a rusty spotted cat. ",
"Tell me how you really feel.",
"And cable TV.",
"*A seriously weak argument.* Well what about this guy building a McDonald's? Ok that's also bad, but that has nothing to do with your cat's incredibly detrimental impact on native bird populations which is what's being discussed here. Don't build a McDonald's and don't let your cat outside to help hunt entire bird species to extinction. Someone else doing a bad thing doesn't absolve another person being responsible for their own actions. ",
"It's out of pity, because the humans have demonstrated no hunting ability and don't even have claws.",
"\"Meow mix, please.\"\n\n\"Can I see some ID, sir.\"\n\n\"God damnit! Every time...\"",
"What is trned?",
"I always worry after seeing these posts just because I know in my heart an obscenely wealthy person is now taking one from its natural habitat just to have as an adorable designer pet",
"What kind of bagged food do you feed them?",
"Wrong and barbaric are not necessarily the same. I'm saying pet ownership might be considered primitive, like using a team or horses to power a vehicle or a farm mechanism. I'm not back peddling, I knew full well people don't all share my point of view. ",
"its a black footed cat...reverse google image search to the photographers web page https://terry.photoshelter.com/image/I0000znPH9XiDIGg",
"Fuck, that's adorable ",
"Omg that face! I laughed so hard.",
"Maybe the guy is named Rusty and he spotted this particular cat? He's no cat expert, so he's assuming it's an adult.",
"If a bird eats a bunch of cat food and then the cat eats the bird, it's kind of like a burrito for a cat.",
"Trapped, neutered, released. There’s a group that does this in our area. It keeps the cat population down. Kittens usually get adopted, adult cats released back where they came from since they would never be adopted, they’re too wild. The theory is that it keeps other unaltered cats from moving in and driving the population back up. ",
"Midget cat ",
"Yes, and children would rather eat ice cream for all meals of the day. Just because they want something doesn't mean they have to have it, especially if your *invasive* animal costs us native wildlife. They can be given a range of activities to do indoors.\n\nCats have no business running at large to destroy wildlife.",
"Oh my good! It's so cute!",
"Reminds me of a scene from No Country for Old Men\n\n>None of the three had ID on 'em...\n \n>...but they're tellin' me that all three\nis Mexican... was Mexicans.\n \n>There's a question,\nwhether they stopped being and when.",
"So all those boas in Florida wiping out entire animal populations in the everglades because we brought them over from southeast Asia and let them loose, that's just the natural order in your eyes? ",
"What do they eat? I've seen pigeons that could give that little booger problems.",
"Domesticate this shit ASAP it's already cute and you don't have to destroy its genes. ",
"u/RBradbury1920",
"This one is not an adult, simple google search alone could tell you this is an African Black-footed Cat",
"Do you want this species to go extinct in the wild?\n\nCuz now everyone's going to want one for a pet... \n\nAlso, I want a [Kodkod] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodkod), smallest wild cat in the Americas... \n\n",
"Thought that was Jon Bernthal for a second. MASK YOU SUMPHIN MAN ",
"You are assuming that humans are somehow above the natural order. Its like if a migrating mammal carries parasites to a new area and they thrive. Its not unnatural, its the way of the world. Nature doesn't give a damn if an ecosystem is ruined, it will simply form a new one.",
"The size of this lad",
"It’s not a matter of simple weight ratio.",
"Funny the Mocking birds here steal the cats food and dive bomb my dog. ",
"lots of them",
"He can kill me 😍",
"> So do you humans\n\nI didn't realize we had an ambassador from an alien species in this thread",
"Rich people have cleaning staff.",
"Welp, that's just too damn cute to be a wild animal",
"I like how it has the mackerel coat! Cats haven’t changed at all. ",
"I have two cats and that's true and untrue. My one cat Misty wouldn't even bother the birds, she would ignore them. But my other cat Tabby? If they landed on the ground she would chase after them!",
"That guy looks like John Bernthal mixed with Christian Bale",
"Boat nectar!",
"Nothing like a slow loris. Slow lorises are primates. Cats are cats and we keep cats all the time. People don't keep primates. ",
"gimme that! ",
"Sandcats are as well. Adorable little murder machines. ",
"I'm glad to see it context with a human. I loved the BBC Big Cats miniseries recently but it was hard to accurately gauge the cat's scale.",
"I somehow missed \"bone\" on my first read through and was picturing your cat bringing you a banana. ",
"Would there be a reason to not keep this a house pet? \n",
"That’s a different argument completely. They are arguing for certain previously juvenile traits being retained through an adults life. You are referring to an extended childhood. While that is also true (even more established) it is a different concept.",
"Well-manicured, no ring, and the way he's looking at that teeny (amazingly full-grown) fuzz ball....\n\nGot me a new man crush. ",
"I'd have his babies. ",
"Theoretically couldn't you selectively breed the more docile ones and have them domesticated in a few decades? ",
"Why does this dude look like the main character from Infamous? I can’t unsee it now. ",
"I’m skeptical about watching a video with big black cocks and small wild cats together ",
"I have one cat that I adopted with the knowledge that his owners gave him up because he wouldn't use a litter box. I tried everything including having 5 boxes between 3 cats and this cat would just piss and shit right on the hardwood floor and cause swelling damage. So I had an old truck canopy and I put a heated mat in it that is on 24/7 so he is a permanent outdoor cat but seems very happy. I live in a forested area with only deer and I have seen him touching noses with a deer once which I was amazed by. Wish I took a picture.",
"I tell my SO our cat is a sociopath all the time. ",
"I'm actually not assuming that at all. We're part of the ecosystem and when it starts to collapse and finds a new balance we may very well get shuffled out of the deck as well. That's my interest in preserving the order as it is now as much as possible. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/fpaCwyN.gifv",
"Really? That kinda looks like a human",
"The issue with domestics however is the density; wildcats, even small species, tend to have large territories. Wildcats are usually rare, elusive, and and relatively low population densities in most areas. Domestic cats on the other hand can occupy small areas at very high densities and cause local mammal de bird extinctions. Hawaii is having a terrible time at getting feral cat populations In check; they're decimating populations of island endemic bird species there. \n\nIt's tough to manage, but many of these issues could be avoided if we as humans did a better job at keeping domestic animals away from wild spaces. ",
"That's where Alf was from, right? Remember Alf, guys?",
" that combination of dramatic horror movie music and the expression at 1:30",
"It's disgusting that people do this. Breeders should be outlawed! There is no such thing as a responsible breeder!",
"It's like a teacup dog but for cats.",
"Lots of people have outdoor cats for pest control. I've always lived in rural areas and cats are mostly outdoor farm pest control. I have two dogs that spend as much time outside as they want, but also come in when they want (if they're not terribly stinky.) They are also up to date on all their meds and stuff, haven't outside cats isn't absolutely terrible.",
"Humans have too much control of things now for that to happen, outside of a massive climate shift.",
"\"Cole, brother, we need to get the generators running in this part of the city again but first LOOK AT THIS LITTLE CUTEY SQUISH PAWS I FOUND\"",
"You all are talking about your cat being ferocious serial killer, while my cat is the most timid useless little thing, who’d probably lose in a fight with squirrel, and will no way be able to kill anything larger than the size of an ant.",
"That's definitely a perspective, and you aren't required to agree with everyone else, but many feel we have a responsibility to minimize our impact and erosion of species diversity and preserve what we have for the enjoyment of others as well as future generations.\n\nFrom your remarks, I can only assume you disagree with hunting bag limits, tags, seasons, and so on... instead favoring what otherwise would have completely eradicated wolf, bear, deer, and so on.\n\nIt's because we don't all agree on approaches to these issues that we form laws and regulations that we can (in theory) collectively establish and agree to adhere to.\n\nThere is always an element of humanity that will try and get away with what it can for personal gain or pleasure though... you seem to fall closer to that end on this issue.\n\nHowever, this is also why you see laws creep up in scope and severity... which from my POV is unfortunate.",
"Yeah but you also might end up with the domesticated fox problem. They get excited and just pee everywhere. They can't help it. ",
"I don't a have a cat and wouldn't unless I lived somewhere it could roam.",
"And he's holding a little feline!",
"And how old is the cat?",
"One does not simply *domesticate a cat*.\n\n",
"Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!",
"Matt Hoffman",
"This needs to be upvoted all the way to the top, I want my cute facts to be accurate dammit!!",
"Whoosh",
"In that case, I wish my cat was bigger",
"I don't really care either way about laws like that, although I can't fathom why anybody wants or needs to go hunt wolves. Seems incredibly pointless. They should stick to deer, a population that actually does need to be culled.",
"It's a 9 week old black footed being hand reared",
"That’s a moot point. ",
"The cat is pretty vicious too.",
"There's going to be a demand for these cats now ",
"That's not exactly true.\n\nNearly any animal you raise from birth, if it loves you, is probably not going to ever try to kill you. (assuming you're a loving parent to it). Obviously you have to work to dampen their killing instinct and that work will happen every day of the animals life. But that's more to do with it not killing *other* people. If this animal has thought of you as its daddy or mommy since it was born then it doesn't all of a sudden one day go \"time to kill parent and eat it\". Animals love their parents very much like people do.",
"Thanks Ken ",
"The studies have shown that for many predators (cats especially) that their brains are showing he same activity as it would for intense play. We might see vicious violence but the cat is “playing “ in its mind. They have more stress at being chased /attacked or hunted... but not when killing and doing horrible things to other Animals.\n\n. \nFuck cats.\n\nThe pannet would be better off without our keeping house cats as pets and giving them shelter. ",
"Omg imagine how small the kittens must be!",
"/r/INEEEEDIT",
"I've known a dog to do that with pigeons.",
"Make no mistake, that thing is KILLER! Look at the BONES!\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA",
"I still wouldn't mess with it. No way",
"And then when the rancher got a permit to shoot the mountain lion and stop the killing a bunch of animal rights activists starter sending her death threats. People are stupid.",
"The cat, too. ",
"It's not, choosing the lesser of crossing two moral boundaries doesn't absolve you of moral responsibility. It's a dick move to let an un-fixed animal roam especially depending on the area and it's a dick move to lock a relatively wild animal in a tiny space. You can do neither. That is an option. Not allowing your cat out doesn't make you a saint for keeping a living Teddy bear as your personal cuddle slave bitch.",
"That man looks at the cat like he's looking at a Subway sanwich.",
"It'll do you a treat pal!",
"The massive climate shift that's going on right now that humans seem to have no meaningful will to curb? \n\nWhen species after species is removed the entire system becomes less stable. It is more susceptible to not just climate change but with less diversity the likelihood of a new fungus wiping out an entire crop sky rockets. A fungus that's aggressive towards corn or wheat will cause a worldwide famine. \n\nWhat's that got to do with your cat? Well you know who's a big part of spreading seeds for plants? Birds. Butterfly effect. There's a million other scenarios that could come from a species being completely removed from the ecosystem. \n\nThe point is, take some responsibility for yourself and preserve your own and everyone else's well-being by not making selfish decisions. *If you can't handle being a responsible pet owner then don't get the pet.*",
"Ryan Nyquist",
"A magnificent tiny floof. ",
"Not mine. Is it possible to be over-domesticated? She’s 3 and literally as vicious as a plush doll. \n\nWhen she catches her feather toy, she taps it twice and lets it go. Barely any claws, doesn’t really use teeth. Never rips anything open, ever. Uses her scratching pad probably once a month. Too lazy to meow, or make any sound really- she kind of moans a little bit if something annoys her. Few things do.\n\nShe just wants to be picked up, so she can cuddle on a chair or in bed. Couldn’t care less who you are, whether you feed her every day or just walked through the door, it’s all the same to her. Bonus if you have treats or want to scratch her belly.\n\nIf we had a bird living with us, our cat would probably just stare at it and moan a little if the bird landed on her or stole her treats. No chance she would attack. None.\n\nThe other day I was cleaning our apartment, accidentally shut kitty in the closet for 6 hours when she darted in there. \n\nUpon being released, she peered up at me, walked over and held up her paws- meaning “pick me up!”\n\nOur girl is *definitely* no hunter. Wouldn’t survive a day in the wild.\n",
"Man they live that long? Now I really want one! I mean I knew I shouldn't and can't, but man I really want one of these cute lil guys.",
"Taking pet dogs outside isn't as problematic because they're not hunting for pleasure like cats. Dogs become an issue in the environment when they are feral; there are a number of studies showing population declines of larger species like ungulates due to feral dogs, and an introduction of canine distemper to native canids. Oh I have yet to hear of large scale environmental issues and species decline due to pet dogs, but it also seems that most people don't leave their dogs out for the same length of time and they usually don't let them wander outside of their yard. That isn't to say they can't cause issues if they get out of their yards. A farmer friend in California once lost $2000 of livestock to roaming pet dogs. A wandering dog often gets picked up by animal control or causes a flurry of posts on lost pet forums, and in some places the owner can get fined. Outdoor cats on the other hand can range much longer distances without drawing much attention. \n\nThe issue comes down to how we s humans manage our pets.",
"What does that have to do with what I said? What do you not understand about averages?",
"> Also, they only bring home ~20% of their kills, so most of what they kill the owners never actually see. Knowing this, what is the benefit of keeping cats outdoors? \n\nOutdoor cats keep down rodent populations that draw venomous snakes in many parts of the US. The previous owners of my parent's house usually killed one or two on their small three acre lot each year and this was a major source of concern with them because the grandkids spent a lot of time outside. When we brought our cats they kept the rodents down and we haven't see any venomous snakes in five years.",
"Are you seriously this hopeless? You go by a reputable source. Is your personal knowledge more reputable than my source? Hopeless...",
"Did anybody else read that and Steve Irwin's voice? All these years and he's still in my head! lol",
"[If ever it gets too old and stops being cute...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPMvMfehGiw)",
"You gotta be kitten me.",
"Badass cat. Rescued him since the mom must've died and he was the runt of the pack. My mom took him in since she didn't want one and figured he probably wouldn't make it.\n\nOutlived all of his siblings, they each went to different family members and he was the only outdoor cat.",
"Don't worry. A bird will come along soon and unstuck that worm for you.",
"Quality of life is worth so much more than caged quantity. Once they have tasted outdoors they have a sense of heartbreak when stuck inside. My felines know the boundaries of our territory (accentuated by casting my pee along the property line), they know they have love food and shelter readily available. \nHaving freedom of movement, just having it as a fact and a choice, leads to a more content creature. ",
"How close are they genetically with house cats? Can they breed?",
">Why not bring them inside? \n\nBecause they're assholes. \n\n",
"We just need more outdoor pet owls and coyotes. My dog is trained for cats.",
"\"That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered feline you ever set eyes on!\"",
"> is probably not going to ever try to kill you. \n\nid love for you to tell that to all the people who owned lions and got eaten by them.",
"Yeah I see your point, if you imagine us treating humans exactly the same way it would be very strange :)",
"Yeah they just kill for fun if you feed them cat food. They know they don't have to eat the bloody mess they made.",
"Before we were Homo sapiens.",
"True, but the chances are *significantly* lower.",
"Mmm but who's the guy?? Asking the important questions here.",
"Did I say it was? You're inferring an awful lot. First, your source isn't talking about pets that are allowed outside. It's referring to all stray cats, which is a little different. This doesn't mean the outdoor pets might not be just as harmful, but your source doesn't distinguish. So it isn't conclusive proof. That aside, you were basically saying that with google, you should be able to find the truth easily. I'm saying that this is no longer good enough. You have to now know how to find reputable sources. Don't believe me, just google unhealthy foods. The first page doesn't have a single science based source. Not for me, at least. It's all nonsense articles ",
"Stings the nostrils. ",
"dramatic pause, \"Gerbils.\" ",
"I hope this gets a reply soon",
"Can't have a thread about cats without the moral superiority of the inside-catters!",
"Permanent cheetah kittens! Purrrrfect. ",
"Mini-murder-floof",
"Sadly I passed over the melmac comment. Saw lubeskystalker's comment, went back to read it, and then it all came back.",
"Do you remember what show that was?",
"You can if your cat is actually the worst hunter to ever grace this earth.",
"Yeah but the one he holds in his hand is even smaller...",
"Is it kept away from predators?",
"that’s certainly an intresting philosophy",
"But costs more on deworming your cat. Gotta do it way more often with cats that hunt.",
"Do these have temperments similar to a housecat or are they more vicious?",
"What's it holding?",
"On our small farm we had cats. One was an eighteen pound monster tabby male that hunted eastern jack rabbits. We didn't feed it much.",
"MR WORLDWIDE",
"whats the smallest house cat",
"I know, humans can be crazy violent sometimes",
"Thus causing them to become extinct in the wild. Meanwhile, the domestic version becomes massively inbred because god forbid their faces not be completely flat.",
"Please tell me these are legal to own as pets.",
"I handled a slow loris once on the front porch of a bodega on a tiny Indonesian island. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen up close, but once I realized how little it liked being handled and how much of its own pee it was covered in, the allure wore off pretty quickly. I still sometimes look up photos of them if I'm having a bad day, but I have zero desire to bother one ever again.",
"Also, they're huge/strong and we're squishy. Getting killed accidentally is a danger.",
"i dont wanna think about the fact that these babies have sex..",
"We can tell that's an adult, now how old is the cat?",
"Yo Willy!",
"Well if horror movie legend Doug Jones thinks it's caused by sexual selection, I believe him.",
"MY BRAND!",
"Is t feral? ",
"I thought of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OtMq2s0TyM)",
"Ghost of Dave Mirra\n",
"That cat is not an adult. OP is a phony.",
"I'm inferring your response was related to the topic. That's not much...",
"Who's an adooowable little murder machine??",
"[ha-ha](https://youtu.be/Oypo-ojPMbQ)",
"I want \n",
"😛",
"But other species have males and females.",
"I looked it up, it was a BBC show, that came on PBS UK called \"The Secret Life of a Cat\".",
"It's usually because of habitat destruction",
"So where can I adopt one?",
"I've lost several cats in varying degrees of road business (Majority were during childhood).\n\nI think I'll still let my next cat out. Better to have a happy short life than a long one in prison. ",
"It's funny for me except for the parts where you can hear the squirrel screaming in terror as its preparing to be mauled to death ",
"They’re not wild animals though and the feasibility/argued morality of having a cat in a decently sized apartment/condo is fine. They’re smaller animals that need less room for staying active unlike dogs. \n\nNot letting your cat outside doesn’t make you a saint for helping to ruin the local ecosystem. This argument means you shouldn’t have a cat at all because there’s no way to “morally” own one. ",
"A llama once spit on my brother. He was Indian. Feather, not dot. My brother, not the llama. \n\nSo yeah, it totally makes sense that they’re racist. ",
"Cats are like people. We eat birds, drink alcohol and eat ass.\n\nBut when someone makes a bad casserole we turn our heads",
"Sure you can. It's a personal nature show. Seeing a cat work like that is a fascinating work of art.",
"Yeh but he's holding a kitty so he can't be all bad... ",
"It's basically Turducken for crazy old people.",
"I’m ashamed to call myself a cat lover having just learned of this. ",
"Gimme da kitty!",
"Yes deer have seen enormous population growth but at one time they neared becoming extinct. It took laws and regulations to bring them back. It is worth bearing in mind that if the public disregarded these laws, or if we didn't have the laws, we would find ourselves without deer to hunt at all.\n\nhttp://www.deerfriendly.com/_/rsrc/1474256275604/decline-of-deer-populations/1450Pop.jpg?height=318&width=400\n\nThe laws and fees around hunting/fishing, husbandry, and introduction of invasive species has had a huge hand in making the wildlife rich, diverse, interesting, and available to us beyond zoos, museums, and photos. Whether you personally care about that is up to you, but again, because you may not care is why we have laws to protect the public trust from likeminded people. You may also not consider that taking plants or animals from national parks matters... and it might not until enough people think like you.",
"Arranged marriages and procreation. That would never happen! /s",
"MY CABBAGES",
"Well at least OP tried ",
"Averages deal with a >1 data set. They don't always apply to individuals. Some people can have cats outside and be pretty confident that the lifespans of those particular cats are not going to have 5-10 years shaved off their lives. If you live in an area with little traffic and few predators, the national average or whatever probably isn't going to apply to your cats.\n\nYou can't just call people irresponsible owners because they let their cats outdoors just because of some national average lifespan for outdoor cats. The owner can make an informed decision about what's right for their cats in their area. ",
"I wonder how well they'd hybrid against domestic house cats...",
"Just give the cat a little bell and it should be fine",
"Did I leave the oven on at home? -that guys face",
"Never mind the cat.......",
"We have chickens that are free range, so they go get the stuff that falls down from the bird feeders. The barn cat won't mess with the chickens, so the little birds at the feeders are safe, too...LOL",
"Ooh! I have fun facts! \n\nIt's actually because the ancestor to our domestic cats lived in packs! The idea that domestic cats are solitary creatures is a misconception. The ancestor to what became the domestic cat would live in packs of (mostly female) cats, and they would share the duties of hunting and caring for young. That's why they bring back food - to share with the pack.\n\nCats don't see you as retarded, or as a kitten (they actually seem to understand that human children are juveniles analogous to kittens - even mean cats tend to be more patient with children), or as something lesser, nor do they see you as a master or owner. They think you're a pack mate. You share food with them, in the form of kibble and table scraps, and they share food with you, in the form of mutilated birds and lizards.\n\nYou can see this play out in feral cat colonies, btw. ",
"The person responsible for the titles has been sacked.",
"You inferred that I believe cats are fine outdoors, by saying my personal knowledge is better than your source. (I don't believe that) Nor did I say personal knowledge is better than sources in general, and also don't believe that. Nor did I even say I had personal knowledge on this subject. I only refuted that things can be solved with a quick google search. I merely pointed out that it's no longer that simple. ",
"Oh shit.... I forgot about that!\n\n",
"Did it tie the room together?",
"This must be how Adam Levine thinks of his new songs for Maroon 5.",
"when I was 7 a mountain lion killed a half dozen or more of our sheep in location ...did not eat a bite of most of them..",
"I wish they would learn to go steal me some pork chops or steaks from the neighbors instead, I don't eat no damn mutilated bird",
"Imagine every human would stop growing after their 10th birthday. Life would be goofy. Real life South Park, I guess, but no.",
"I bet most of those things were insects and spiders.",
"Mostly small rodents, apparently these little guys have the highest hunt to kill percentage of any wild cat, making them the most deadly wild cat. (Source: I just watched Planet Earth II)",
"Lies. That’s a kitten.",
"I heard that too. On joe rogan i think? ",
"Any chance I could ever have one of these lol.",
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"[Or a story of mice and men.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Of_Mice_and_Men)",
"Sonarr was only able to find \"The Secret Life of Pets\" on channel 5 uk, is that the same thing?",
"I want one",
"For realz! 😘😘",
"A cat cannot be outside anywhere without destroying the ecosystem? Lots of farm land is up to its eyes in cats and they still have plenty of rodents. Almost all of those cats are only outdoor cats and there's a good chance the farmers don't even feed them. Some die in the winter and that's a normal part of the process. I think you're trying to extend an (sub)urban argument into a universal one and it really doesn't work that way.",
"I love cats :)",
"OP's *not* a big fat liar, we just misunderstood!",
"**HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUY'S A BIG FAT PHONY!**",
"This is *not an adult cat.*",
"60% makes her the deadliest cat on Earth?",
"Years ago there was a black Panther on Discovery. His name was Diamond. I was in absolute awe. He was amazing. ",
"It most likely died in the wall from injuries sustained in battle, because of your average house mouse very low body mass you'll never smell that dead animal smell from a few dead bodies",
"Before we crucify OP, it may just be that they didn’t read carefully enough. A quick image search led me to [this article](https://www.iizcat.com/post/5342/Meet-the-world-039-s-smallest-wild-cat-the-rusty-spotted-cat-Gallery-) that compares the Rusty Spotted Cat and The African Black-Footed Cat. I can easily see how someone could mistake the two for each other since the pictures don’t have individual captions.",
"Llamas are great herd protectors for coyotes. Sounds like that rancher should've had some great pyranese to ward off mountain lions",
"Probably because it's not Holy Grail reference.",
"I went to an animal sanctuary once. They had tigers in these big enclosures. In smaller cages they had the domestic/wildcat crosses that had been given up by their previous owners. They were the cutest little murder furballs you have ever seen. Our tour guide told us stories about chewed furniture, destroyed clothing, attacks on children and other pets. ",
"Haha, that is very true :-)",
"I guess you never lived in the countryside then? ",
"Well since we're posting about tiny cats, how about the kodkod from South America...\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFA6hxfnVjM",
"Because they kill pests like rats and mice in the countryside. In the city absolutely, keep your cats inside. But out in the countryside , cats are almost a utility, not a pet. Yes, they kill some birds, but probably 1 for every 10 mice they kill.",
"Just assuming, since the documentary I saw was on a different species of small cat, but a whooole lotta insects. Plus small rodents, lizards and birds. Basically whatever your common housecat eats when you're too lazy to buy kibble. ",
"Haha. Yes I have. We get rid of feral cats as they are indiscriminate killers of things I want around. ",
"That man's face reads only disappointment.",
"It does.\n\nIt's just a new 100%.\n",
"I kill me",
"Honestly I think the Rusty Spotted looks better..",
"First of all, this is an African black footed cat. Second, it's so a kitten.",
"Yeah, me too. Those eyes are almost alien and the color and markings make them almost look like cartoon Ocelots. ",
"Dead squirrel. Looked like it had been dead a couple days and I had not seen it when I had fed them that morning.\n\nOne of my cats is defective. I caught him playing tag with a squirrel around a tree trunk. The dog only barks to break up squirrel fights.",
"My question is why does he look like he could be Steve Jobs' son? ",
"Why would you provide personal knowledge as a rebuttal to a post, if it wasn't meant as an argument. Critical thinking skills are damn important. Also, I didn't provide a direct link to anything. Goes to show you didn't even look at it. It's a general Google search. Feel free to pick your own source. Why not just screech fake news? This is pathetic.",
"and thus the enslavement of another race to satisfy human need for possession and dominance begins...",
"It's the neck for me. ",
"This is beyond belief. I never implied any of the things you mentioned. It just so happens that averages are much more relevant to the discussion that an idiot's personal experience. What thee hell is your point even?",
"How cute",
"Ah, you're a troll. Didn't spot it at first. I have no doubt you want to continue talking in circles for days on end because you're that lonely, and have no interest in any kind of reasonable conversation. It's become clear you're only interested in stoking the fires to ensure I keep replying. Happy hunting",
"> Cat will kill on average 1 thing per hour \nHmm.. You sure about that stat?\nThis article says cats averaged about one kill for every 17 hours outdoors.\nhttps://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/outdoor-cats-are-prolific-killers-study-finds\n",
"reddit: \n\nkarma > moral values",
"obviously. we’re all pawns in the reddit game",
"Sure guy. You just have a very poor grasp of the English language and have very limited critical thinking skills. This is very simple. If your comment was not meant to respond to the post about indoor vs. outdoor cats, why post it? If it was, it was entirely irrelevant in the face of the opinion of damn near every professional anywhere. Really, what is your damn point???",
"I wanna see :D",
"And probably because I replied to the wrong reply, but I have seen that quote somewhere. ",
"Are you replying to me? That's not my quote...",
"Humans eat more meat than most predators . We a are apex predators ",
"Why is pit pull holding a cat",
"If the dog can catch multiple pigeons they deserve it.",
"Is this a troll? I cant tell",
"What series is this?",
"The russet spotted cat.",
"Its probably nicer than my cat.",
"nah, this was specifically cats I think.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7o9b4w2GMw :D This one. They did cover small cats too though.. ",
"Yeah but they don't have men and women. Im not sitting here like: \"this female Australopithecus is kind of cute but a bit too old in the face for me.\"\n\nhttp://www.columbia.edu/itc/anthropology/v1007/2002projects/web/australopithecus/afarensis.jpg",
"ha yeah, it was in a pigeon loft. Killed about 20 and had to be exiled to avoid the vengeance of the guy who owned the pigeons. The dog went into hiding.",
"Weird! Apologies. Idk how that happened. ",
"> I guess you're getting downvotes from irresponsible pet owners. Having an outdoor cat is an easy way to shave 5-10 years off of it's life.\n\nYou didn't say that?\n\nListen, the guy who corrected you was right. That's not how averages work. Just because the average life span for outdoor cats is 5-10 years less than an indoor cat, does not mean that you are shaving 5-10 years off of the life of your cat by allowing it to go outside. Sorry, I've been trying to be nice and explain this to you. But you seem to be the one that doesn't understand \"how averages work\" and you can't call a pet owner irresponsible just because they let their cat outside.",
"At least he’s not a karma whore",
"Oh damn. I forgot dogs can get in their cages. that sucks.",
"Sorry, i have to correct myself: with one exception, all the neurotic ones where indoor cats. I also know several normal indoor cats, even more than the neurotic ones. And I wouldn't count not liking to get picked up as neurotic behaviour, for the anecdotal record: one of my outdoor cats couldn't stand it either. \n\nYou are right that anecdotal evidence won't prove anything, but i doubt we can \"proof\" that in- and outdoor cats are equally happy. I agree that cats can have a happy live indoors, but i think we take a lot away from them. Any pet guide about turning a outdoors cat into an indoor cat reads like a hostage situation. I can understand people doing this for safety reasons in the city, but given the choice, well, i would give the cat the choice. ",
"Not the same. Munchkin cats have shorter legs and look different. This cat OP posted just looks like a miniature cat",
"Is my statement not true, if the averages are correct???? Does saying it's a good way to shave 5-10 years off a cat's life mean that it's the same for all fucking cats? If the averages back me up, my statement is correct and that is exactly how averages work. An outlier only makes a rule, if you're a damn idiot. He would be an outlier. Also, it makes you irresponsible in multiple ways. Every damn vet and professional source recommends not letting you cat out. It's not just for your cat. They kill everything and ruin nature for responsible people. What you say really doesn't matter in the face of every single professional opinion. The links I provided are general Google searches. Find the source to suit your tastes. Language is more than just words. Work on your critical thinking.\n\nEdit: It actually shaves more than 5-10 years off your cat's life on average. Average was obviously inferred, unless you're an idiot. Read my links please! How are people this bad at thinking?",
"Yeah, those squeaks were a little too frantic for me. ",
"You are that guy but at least you're not talking about crows... Or jackdaws?",
"Yes, of course. Metric inches are all the rage in the cat-measuring world these days.",
"I did name him Lucifer. He was amazing to only me. A devil cat to anyone who walked close to him. Followed me and answered like a dog would but attacked any hand that wasn’t mine ",
"Yeah THAT was my bad clearly should have been peace. I’m usually pretty good with grammar. But he was hit pretty good by a car so maybe he was in pieces. My dad cleaned up the road the best he could before I got home. He knew I’d be devastated. ",
"I didn't mean to be a Dick. But I have trouble passing up a good grammar faux-pas. \n\nI'm sorry about your cat. Seriously.\n\nI've had a couple of cats disappear on me, and there's not many things worse than waiting for your buddy to come home, and it never happening. But I imagine your situation was even harder. \nI hope you didn't think I was being disrespectful to your little friend, that certainly wasn't my intention.",
"and so the enslavement of humans to satisfy their need for possession and dominance continues...",
"I’m not gonna lie reading this broke my heart. My cat behaves very similar to yours. I couldn’t imagine if my Ash died. \n\nSorry about your cat",
"The only way to eat Cosmo womens' eyes.",
"Yes. Youthfulness is an indicator that a female animal will have a higher likelihood of producing healthy offspring and keeling them alive, so that trait is selected for.",
"I have this pic from when he was brand new. In a corner attacking, something. All you can see is this tiny little blur but that was his personality to a T. \nI got him weeks after my mom passed. So he was a huge part of my late teen-early 20s angst of losing my best friend. \nI got a yorkie after my Lucifer passed. He turned 10 on xmas eve. ",
"No I didn’t see it as disrespectful. Usually people correcting grammar on reddit can be harsh. Yours looked like an actual question :) ",
"I knew someone with an all black cat with a white spot on his throat. He named that cat Jesus ",
"She's terrible partial to the periwinkle blu boy.",
"You also save money on your own food bill. My loyal garden lion brings birds for me. Sometimes she wakes me up for breakfast in bed.",
"I have a new favorite blonde joke but boy howdy was that a weird connection",
"Luckily mine has only done that once. I’d been sick for a couple of days and hadn’t eaten. I guess she was worried, so I woke up from a nap to a nice plump bird on the bed. ",
"Some of God's tears.",
"Holy shit. ",
"is this meant to be a correction?",
"RIP Hoss , he was a good squirrel. But he lives on in our hearts, and in a buried clump inside of a litter box somewhere ",
"I dunno. It's a green bag, costs about $8.",
"But is she not still a woman?",
"Yeah, my family has always let our cats outside and they live until 20+ without problems. It just seems intuitively that it's better for them to be outside and do what they have evolved for, being cute little mass murderers..",
"I mean... I've never met a cat that really took size into account when judging who/what to attack.",
"What reference? Was it behind the rabbit?",
"Sometimes I forget we are all just animals.",
"He's well fed and vaccinated if he wants to sit outside and soak up some sun then I don't think that's mean at all. I grew up on a farm. It's like everybody forgot animals are you know, animals.",
"Thank you!",
"It was a guy who’s name was similar to Dave Mirras. I looked it up as it was bugging me and I think it was Jay Miron. I remember watching an epic contest between the two of them in the x games. ",
"This guy can pet me anytime",
"I think you missed this part\n\n>assuming you're a loving parent to it\n\nEvery single story I can find about a lion or tiger killing its owner was a situation where the owner did not treat the animal well (was in a cage, chained up, etc)"
] | 1,054 |
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The Rusty Spotted Cat is the smallest wildcat, only 3.5lbs, this one is an adult.
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[
"Must be a poor guy using all those different colors ",
"9gag brought me here.\n\n",
"Then welcome to the superior website"
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Fixed it
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/r/pics/comments/7uza9h/hot_weld/
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[
"THICC",
"That's quite a chastity belt. ",
"Probably good for r/misleadingthumbnails",
"I wouldn't mind getting my welding rod up in there.",
"9gag brought me here.\n\n",
"I like this",
"Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill",
"Or MIG.",
"Her virginity is secured while she rotates on her steel clad butt and smiles at her suitors.",
"Dayum shawty",
"/r/confusedboners",
"Nice welds. Nasty tramp",
"Nice welds!",
"The Iron Butt",
"Wow, those lines are impressive",
"We work hard, we play hard.",
"r/upvotedbecauseofnogirl?",
"Buns of Stainless Steel",
"TIG (Not trying to be part of the joke. These are TIG welds, not MIG welds.)",
"Everybody dance now!!\n DAN-DAN-DAN DAN DAN",
"I'd hit it...\n\nWith some flux core. ",
"In all seriousness, what the hell is that thing?",
"It took me far to long to realize this was not her ass and legs. I kept looking and thinking Jesus that belt looks odd and uncomfortable. ",
"Call the locksmith!",
"Hot stuff coming through!",
"I don't know son",
"Bite my shiny metal ass\n",
"Just make sure you get full penetration. And make sure you use shielding. ",
"She has the upper arms of a much heavier girl",
"Apart from the difference in heat those are some A class welds !"
] | 30 |
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Hot weld
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/r/pics/comments/7uzaby/there_must_be_sophisticated_bears_in_this_wood/
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[
"Do bears shit in the woods?",
"That's the joke.",
"Nah, it is for the Pope.",
"Where else do you think they film the Charmin commercials?",
"The really sophisticated bears use a bidet",
"This is the Charmin testing facility. "
] | 6 |
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There must be sophisticated bears in this wood
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/r/pics/comments/7uzb65/a_town_in_germany_is_preparing_for_the_first/
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[
"4 at once! ",
"Looks more like a new/temporary Straßenbahn station",
"Ha",
"*woosh*",
"Just hanging around waiting for the train",
"Lighten up, would 'ya ...",
"Hope they stream it. "
] | 7 |
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A town in Germany is preparing for the first public execution of the millennium.
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/r/pics/comments/7uzbt2/this_mcdonalds_bag_left_in_the_parking_spot/
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[
"Looks like the intro to an 80s b-grade horror movie. ",
"Stranger things",
"I once watched a man walk out of Mcdonalds, put his bag of food on the ground, got in his car and drove away. I waited 10 minutes, drove over and opened the bag. It was a Big Mac meal and a 20 piece nugget meal. Best lunch ever lol. Feel bad for the guy but hey finders keepers :P.\n\nPS: Judge me all you want - I watched him walk out of the store with it and put it down. ZERO contamination.",
"I’m glad I’m not the only one who got those vibes off this haha",
"What’s the cat thing on the roof?",
"International sign for Cat-A-Holics Anonymous. It means they hold meetings there. ",
"I'm getting r/cyberpunk vibes. Definately from the neon lights",
"Was this a scene I missed in Blade Runner 2049?",
"God knows why he actually put that down.\n\nPerhaps he saw you watching....",
"No he didn't. He looked to be in a rush though.",
"Pretty sure before putting it on the ground, he put in a small computing device in the burger, it's now forever embedded in your body while he monitors all your activities",
"r/outrun would rock this",
"What does that sign say? Antler Sexting Center? ",
"Yep. Real life is exactly like the movies.",
"Those damn McDonalds bags always quadruple parking",
"This looks like a kick ass album cover",
"Someone realized in the last moment what poison he had just bought. \"O God, what have I done? Get behind me Satan!\"",
"Not sure what are you smoking, but I want some.",
"That's the Skatin' Station II in Canton, Michigan. I used to go there on Wednesday nights in elementary school to skate with my class.",
"Why has noone said: who throws their McDonald's bag into a parking lot?\nLazy gross people.",
"They have McDonalds in the Upside Down?? ",
"Sounds like something related to the gay community. \"Do you like bears, twinks or wolves? Well, what about moose? Contact Antler Sexting Center. A gay oriented dating service\".",
"I think it should be a law that you could call mcdonalds and have them pick it up. They would reduce packaging quickly.",
"I thought it was a cat.",
"Is there any other kind? ",
"\"Here at the Antler Sexting Center of Deer county we help disadvantaged young bucks avoid sending dirty pictures of their antlers during Spring and treat anxiety and depression resultant from rejection by does from said pictures.\"",
"r/vaporwwaveaesthetics",
"This title",
"Why is it still dry while on wet ground ?",
"This repost",
"Gregory Crewdson?",
"I'm unsure about the first word. It might be \"antler\", but I could also see \"Miller\".\n\nBut the second word is definitely \"Skating\".",
"Not only is it a repost, but it is PS'd as well. The original picture doesn't include the McDonalds bag.",
"Uh, was this in New Hampshire like 2 years ago? Because it happened to me.\n\nWasn't even for me, was for my mom and niece. When I was halfway home, noticed I only had the drinks. I just ended up going to another McD OMW and not thinking about it again.\n\nDoubt this was it but funny coincidence--same exact order.",
"Nope I'm in Canada. Sorry it happened to you though :/",
"You can see all the grease leaking out of the bag. ",
"WAIT!? So this happens frequently enough that I can just wait in a parking lot for free food!?!??!",
"No lol",
"This is a drug deal",
"Blade runner 2049lbs ",
"That's it! I just couldn't place it!",
"Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn \nStarring Ryan Gosling ",
"This is from /r/AccidentalRogerDeakins",
"[Many of you feel bad for this bag. That is because you crazy. It has no feelings and it's just full of trash.](https://youtu.be/aEBV1TUfxXM)",
"I can see a zombie takeover happening. Totally B-rated......Almost reminds me of the movie \"redneck zombies\" from back in the 80's",
"This photo has great composition and is beautiful colour study. It's a great color work really. The only thing that ruins it is the damned bag.",
"Transit, Z O M B I E S!",
"I like the picture, but Jesus I hate litterers.",
"Its a fat guy trap",
"Looks straight out of \"the void\"",
"no shame. in fact i am rather impressed you waited 10 mins to give him a chance to come back!",
"It seems to be an effective strategy for seagulls...maybe it would work for wonderskunks too.",
"Im canadian ;)",
"I think r/nocontextpics is a good place for this",
"Skatin’ Station II in Canton?",
"I could have sworn I took this photo back in 2012 when I worked at a movie theater. It feels uncanny. r/mandalaeffect ?",
"Absolutely a repost of a viral marketing ad. Not mad though, I had some delicious McDonalds hashbrowns for breakfast.",
"This is a painting. Just throwing that out there.",
"/r/VaporwaveAesthetics ",
"This looks like a Skating Center in Utah that I went to when I was 13. Might be the same one. It looks like the last 2 words are Skating Center.",
"Pretty sure it's 4 or five letters, the three last is a U, an E and either a a 2, a Z or a reverse S - Skating Center.\n\n??U.E2(or Z) Skating Center.\n\nEdit: Zooming in overcomplicated thing. It's \"Roller Skating Center\".",
"looks placed",
"Then, there came a snap, like the breaking of a bone. Slowly, the dull-eyed crowd turned to see a yellow light emerging from the forest. \n\nThere came a second snap, from where no one could say, and the light seemed to twitch in response.",
"Did you see something and say something?",
"Looks like a Simon Stålenhag painting.",
"Is this the same mall where they started the genesis of the characters that would later become the Trailer Park Boys? ",
"There is a strange beauty in things I find disgusting.",
"I know about r/accidentalWesAnderon. Is there r/AccidentalRidleyScott?",
"This picture is actually an image rendered in Cinema4d you should stop by /r/Cinema4D and take a look at what it can do! (and I think the mcdonalds bag is shopped in",
"There's a McDonald's in silent hill?",
"Transit",
"It is called product placement.",
"r/fakealbumcovers",
"Strange things are afoot at Circle K",
"IED",
"Looks like something from Fallout 4",
" I remember this pic. it inspired me too. https://imgur.com/kU300Yt",
"Auteur Schlong Center. It's OP's one man show, \"peepeedick.\"",
"Looks kinda like William Eggelston",
"I believe it’s one of his images. ",
"I'd say there is a 60% chance that bag has a dirty diaper in it.\n",
"This is probably the first /r/pics post I've upvoted in 3 years. No lame backstory in the title to add context to a boring pic. Just a neat picture.",
"Feels like the into to a zombie outbreak movie. "
] | 88 |
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This McDonalds bag left in the parking spot.
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/r/pics/comments/7uzcuu/when_you_ask_your_15_year_old_son_to_spray_the/
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[
"That’s a very inconvenient weed pattern",
"Well he really peckered up that job.",
"What a dick ",
"Great job. I don't see any weeds. ",
"The long con troll. He secretly planted weed seeds in a dick shape the previous season. ",
"Guess who isn't even a little afraid of what you're going to do to them.\n"
] | 4 |
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When you ask your 15 year old son to spray the weeds out of the lawn..
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/r/pics/comments/7uzd0f/kawaii_mask/
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[
"No. Not kawaii. Super creepy.",
"Ha I don't know...if you look at it long enough the cuteness grows on you. The cuteness follows you into your dreams.",
"noh mask. ",
"Ok now I'm really creeped out lol",
"*Kawaii noh mask.\nThis place had a bunch noh masks around the room and the walls. Along with a bunch of other antique Japanese stuff. ",
"kowai* noh mask. ",
"Hmmm I think we might be looking at different masks. "
] | 7 |
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Kawaii Mask
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