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/r/pics/comments/7v6r6j/pleased_with_this_snap_of_my_pup_on_east_beach/
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[
"I love how there are still places where you can see no traces of human impact. Beautiful shot.",
"Your dog is Jesus? He's floating.",
"Thank you! This is my first trip to Scotland and I’m finding a ton of unspoiled views.",
"He certainly behaves as if he thinks so "
] | 4 |
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Pleased with this snap of my pup on East Beach, Lossiemouth in Scotland this morning
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/r/pics/comments/7v6tpd/in_light_of_the_recent_news_2004_harvey_weinstein/
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[
"Knee him in the balls girl!",
"Time for the heart punch.",
"Important how?",
"She's an actress, that's like basically being a queen or princess nowadays, and it's the thing young girls dream of being. If they get taken advantage of and coerced into sex trade, what hope do all those other women who aspire to be famous have?\n\nThat's why the average lady appears to care so much about this, when today alone there have almost certainly been hundreds of women who were forced into trading for sex in less than ideal circumstances, dozens of outright violent rapes, probably a handful of gender motivated murders, who knows how many cases of fgm and then obviously everything that happens in prison. All of which are evidently 'less important' than this thing that happened to Uma a decade or two ago.\n\n It isn't about sexual assault or coercion, it's not about ideals or the ethics of sex trading or the big picture. This image of a famous and strong movie star seething at her abuser will be them someday, so, self interest.\n\n Not like those dirty low society whores and criminals who apparently all have it coming. \n\nPlease do read as much sarcastic contempt as possible into that last sentence.\n\n",
"Bump",
"5 fingered exploding heart technic "
] | 6 |
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In light of the recent news, (2004) Harvey Weinstein greeting Uma Thurman -- Yes, this is a repost but it's important.
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/r/pics/comments/7v6u7i/night_time_in_havana/
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[
"Oooohhhhhhhhhhh Na nah",
"Take me back back back",
"I was just there. Shit hole.",
"Half of my shart is in Havanah oo na na!",
"Nice architecture",
"Does anyone else recognize this from a particular line of videos?",
"A man of culture",
"Glad I wasn’t the only one 😅",
"No? I'm assuming because you didn't directly mention the videos that it's porn?",
"I knew it when I met him, I loved him when I left him ",
"Username doesn't check out alongside failure of recognition",
"Yeah some bad stuff happens in that building. Or awesome stuff. ",
"Lmao so it is something to do with porn then"
] | 13 |
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Night time in Havana
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/r/pics/comments/7v6uwi/silence_is_a_virtual/
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[
"Is it supposed to say «... virtue/vital...» ?",
"and then what the hell does the rest of it mean?",
"Yeh whatdahail"
] | 2 |
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Silence is a Virtual.
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/r/pics/comments/7v6w81/barber_motorsports_museum_in_birmingham_the/
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[
"That’s a really “horny” sculpture...",
"Lol thank it’s at Barber motorsports Museum in Birmingham. Cool place to go",
"I’ve been there! If you love motorcycles there is something for everyone. You could spend a couple days in there lol. There is a great vintage motorcycle festival every year, the road that goes around the racetrack is pretty much lined handlebar to handlebar with motorcycles that people have brought. That’s not including all the museum quality bikes on display all across the grounds. Tons of fun. "
] | 3 |
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Barber motorsports Museum in Birmingham, the monster horn sculpture
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/r/pics/comments/7v6xhc/ohh_stop_or_not/
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[
"Lucky for you he's unarmed.",
"Why can't I get past the fact that her left wrist/hand is making me rethink how weird human appendages look?",
"lol where is this?!",
"And rock hard.",
"If this was a man doing this to a female statue, he'd be fired from his job.",
"The guy is enjoying the shit out of nipple twisters. ",
"I'm trying to figure out which celebrity that statue reminds me of ...\n\nEdit: maybe Gandalf - you have no power here, oh not the nipples, you do have the ultimate power!",
"lock it up, commenting is over, this one's a winner.",
"https://i.imgur.com/eYPfV3P.gif",
"Looks to me like it's time to Tune In Tokyo",
"[https://i.imgur.com/DCj4N1s.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DCj4N1s.jpg)",
"Wtf Rick? I thought I was torturing him!",
"Statuetory Rape?",
"This is statuetory rape!",
"The safe word is “harder”",
"Below the neck.",
"between shoulders ",
"Is this our Super Bowl predictions for Justin Timberlake's halftime show?",
"\"Not my fault this is happening.\"",
"Dat ass",
"Repost",
"Harvard art museum",
"ah interesting, i didn't recognize the piece or the gallery. \n\nlooks like classical hellenic art. ",
"This looks like the plaster casts on the Blanton.",
"Repost",
"Busted!",
"Ohhh, my nipples are so tender... Don't squeeze them any more!!",
"It looks like its a copy of [Laocoon and his sons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laoco%C3%B6n_and_His_Sons#/media/File:Laocoon_and_His_Sons.jpg).",
"yep that looks identical. \n\ni recognized the style but not the bust. \n\ngood eye. ",
"Its all about fate and karma. Next time she has to face the same situation.",
"Don’t. Touch. The. Art. Donttouchtheart.",
"yo fuck off with your reposts",
"It looks like the girl in the background is urinating. With her penis.",
"Underrated pun right here.",
"My nipples! They hurt when you pinch them!",
"Al Franken does that just once and WHAM! it's sexual harassment. ",
"My observation too.",
"Finally something I can comment on. \n\nThis is actually a bust from the hendercino era. There were many journals preserved from the era that allowed historians to understand exactly what the bust was about. There was a family that had a unique Relationship with a “mountain man” and this bust was made in honor. It’s named simply “the [harry](http://www.heycomputer.com/ref/harry.htm) ”. ",
"Something something broken arms?",
"That woman has dirty elbows. ",
"I can't tell if that's sincere or if you're making fun of that \"double-standard\" victim mentality.",
"5 more minutes of this and I'm going to get really angry!",
"Dudes around my work play a game where they twist each others nipples when they catch you off guard. First time they did it to me, I moaned \"Harder, daddy\". Never happened again.",
"* Becky for god's sake this is our one night out; there are people around.\n\n° Martha I HAVE to do this Reddit needs it, I need it. \n\n* Becky I can't even (decompresses in the corner). ",
"Ron Staahhp",
"\"Zeus Amighty! All I said was that your muffins looked awfully tasty. Why are you doing this to me?!\"",
"You would think people would understand that past childhood...",
"Yeah.. i visited italy awhile back and those tourists were infuriating... no manners... using flashes for paintings, touching things... it was really upsetting",
"Baha i feel like this wouldnt work for me, but now i want to try",
"This is my ex. ",
"Fuck your reposts",
"Saw this happen at the Getty, someone actually tried to **pick at** the paintings and was escorted out. ",
"What? How can a girl do that? ",
"How to spot American tourists in Europe.",
"Isn’t this at the Vatican? ",
"*-daddy ",
"Lmfao ",
"This is completely out of my control! ",
"or not,,,my dick will hit you",
"/r/statuegropers",
"I'm very annoyed they are touching a museum piece. If I can't...no one can!!!!"
] | 61 |
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Ohh stop... or not?
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/r/pics/comments/7v6yhf/the_place_where_all_national_of_the_world_meet/
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[
"unless you're a women.",
"No.",
"Or gay",
"Best joke i read today",
"Yes, if you're a straight male. ",
"Or Jewish, or Christian ",
"*straight muslim male",
"I've always wondered something, what's inside? Does anyone know?",
"Well you can sneak in if you're Sly enough. ",
"https://twitter.com/alkaabaah/status/959132373009956865"
] | 10 |
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The place where all national of the world meet 🕋
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/r/pics/comments/7v6yod/sumo_wrestler_throws_beans_in_exorcist_ritual_in/
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"[Setsubun](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setsubun) is a spring ritual held on February 3rd where Japanese exorcise their homes of bad luck in the form of devils by throwing beans. Here a sumo wrestler throws beans at a [Buddhist temple](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1IJY8U8Bco) in Tokyo to people for good luck. People have to throw and eat beans as part of the ritual.",
"Peanuts. ",
"no, dry soybeans",
"And peanuts. ",
"no "
] | 5 |
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Sumo Wrestler throws beans in Exorcist Ritual in Tokyo
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/r/pics/comments/7v7001/epcot/
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[
"OKAY?",
"I always wondered why it was capitalized too, but it stands for Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow. ",
"I always wondered why, if it's an anagram, it's not EPCoT.\n\nSplitting hairs, I know.."
] | 3 |
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EPCOT
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/r/pics/comments/7v701s/beautiful_shadows/
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[
"Back away from the buffet dude. ",
"Hahahahaha right!? What an absolute fat fuck. ",
"Ahhhaaaahaha. Shows her, huh?"
] | 3 |
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Beautiful shadows
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/r/pics/comments/7v719y/when_your_girlfriend_is_so_expensive/
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"Then you drop her ass.",
"Repost",
"Haha I love those sandals"
] | 3 |
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When your girlfriend is so expensive.
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http://i.imgur.com/Vm4dzSR.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7v735x/very_large_art_spiral/
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[
"That's really cool, I wonder how deep it is next to the spiral.",
"It’s the [spiral jetty] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_Jetty) in Utah. ",
"It’s not deep at all. This is in the Great Salt Lake in Utah.",
"Pretty sure this is from Zelda BotW.",
"You're just twisted \n\nI'll get my coat"
] | 5 |
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Very large art spiral
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/r/pics/comments/7v73rp/we_found_the_internet/
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[
"“ROY?!?Why does Jen have the Internet??”",
"Can we talk about that Guess jacket though? And why is the logo not red/green.",
"Hi Helpdesk ? I accidentally turned off the internet.",
"Shouldn't that be on top of Big Ben?",
"Where Wroy?",
"Lol did it you turn it off last night cause mine went for 10 mins...lol",
"That's not a browser, that's the button for the internet",
"I hope got permission from the elders of the internet to have that",
"I thought the internet was suposed to be on a pedalstool...",
"[What is Jen doing with the Internet?!?](https://youtu.be/iDbyYGrswtg) ",
"Demagnetized by Stephen Hawkings himself.",
"I was thinking it should have said “I Guess I found the internet”",
"your comment has not as many upvotes as it should have. It was a damp squid."
] | 13 |
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We found the internet!
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/r/pics/comments/7v74o3/going_through_some_boxes_and_unearthed_my/
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[
"Your username say jerseyboi, but you VHS collection says jerseygurl.",
"I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy.",
"Whoa now, a man can appreciate some chick flicks every now and then.",
"That's it?",
"Nah there's more this is just what I've found.",
"Finish him!",
"Where's the secret one that has the porn vid? Usually a National Geographics VHS box where no one wants to watch.",
"I was gonna say \"No Hook?\" But I spotted it. Rewatched it the other night. Some very strange dialogue in it but still so heartwarming ",
"A man never (ever) refers to himself as a \"boi\", though...",
"It's my GT on xbox live that I've had since I was 16, I think I'll be alright.",
"Lol probably packed up in the closet in another box.",
"RUFIO RUFIO!",
"I'd love to have been apart of that food fight. \"You're doing it Peter. Doing what? Using your imagination!\"",
"Easily my favorite scene in the whole movie.",
"..as if that somehow excuses its continued use as an adult.\n\nWhatever helps you sleep at night, boi.",
"Chill it's a username on a website it's not that serious.",
"You're the one that felt the need to defend yourself, kiddo.",
"I'm not arguing with you over reddit about my username. Have a nice day.",
"You're the one that continues responding, about how you're not responding. I haven't said a thing about your name for 20 minutes, you're arguing with yourself.",
"Sleeping Beauty eh? Hmmm. 🤔🕺👬? 🤫",
"Is that 2 dudes?",
"🤫"
] | 22 |
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Going through some boxes and unearthed my childhood in VHS tapes.
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/r/pics/comments/7v752j/luzon_bleedingheart_dove/
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[
"Amazing how those feathers perfectly replicate the look of fresh blood. That legitimately looks like it’s been shot. ",
"liability if a vulture is around?",
"Poetic.",
"That thumbnail though.. O_o",
"*Luzon used-maxipad Dove"
] | 5 |
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Luzon Bleeding-heart Dove
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/r/pics/comments/7v76bi/fat_midget_cat/
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"What is up with that carpet? ",
"Looks kind of like plywood.",
"What do you mean ",
"He means the texture looks like plywood. \n"
] | 4 |
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Fat midget cat
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/r/pics/comments/7v76r3/got_to_see_and_visit_one_of_mans_greatest/
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[
"Have seen it a couple times and each time I'm surprised by has small it is. I know, logically, that in order for it to ride on the top of a plane it couldn't be huge, but I expected it to be larger than it is.\n\nIt's a very cool thing to see in person.",
"I like that it has three nostrils. I can't wait to see what sort of stuff gets into space only the Falcon Heavy and then the BFR get off the ground.",
"They didn't design it around the ability to mount it to a 747 for transport.",
"There's nothing marvelous about the Space Shuttle. \n\nIt was flawed from the very beginning, built by the lowest bidder and with so many compromises that it cost more than 4x as much per flight than any other operating spacecraft. \n\nWhich is ironic considering the whole point of the STS project was to cut the cost of space flight.\n\nWith a flight failure rate of 1.5%, and a vehicle failure rate of 40% more astronauts have been killed in the Space Shuttle than in every other space flight by the US and Russia, combined.\n\nA total piece of shit by every sense of the word. Yet the ones that didn't explode and kill their crew sit in a museums as a testament to engineering greatness.",
"They didn't?",
"Seeing that for the first time, in person, made me tear up. A year later, I took my Dad and I learned where I got that from ... 62 years old, bawling his eyes out next to Space Shuttle Atlantis. ",
"No, that's a silly thought. They designed it around it's overall mission objectives.",
"Well.no. I would assume it's ability to mount to another plane would fact a fair amount into its design. ",
"To clarify, Atlantis is suspended and you view it from a raised balcony. Viewing discovery at the Smithsonian is the best way of understanding the size.",
"By suspended, I mean suspended by cables on the ceiling.",
"It's marvelous that such a flawed design concept was made to work. \n\nIt didn't work well, but man did those engineers polish the turd up nicely. That's the marvelous part.",
"Why are there wings on a spacecraft lololol",
"The marvelous part was that it didn't kill more than the 14 crew it did.",
"That doesn't look like a toilet ",
"Absolutely georgous.",
"Indeed, I didn't realize how ridiculous the design and concept was until I started playing Kerbal Space Program and tried to replicate it. It's a monstrosity. ",
"I wanna boop it's snoot.",
"You and me both. This was space travel for me as a kid who loved everything about space. Seeing it in person was almost overwhelming. ",
"This. Space planes are kool, but so damn challenging to use efficiently that I have all but forsaken them. Reentry is particularly dangerous, often because your entry envelope is so narrow and tolerance for error is near-zero.\n\nIn fact, that is why the Virgin Galactic vehicle has the feathering device. It helps expand the envelope in which the vehicle can safely reenter, but as we know introduces its own safety concerns.\n\nSo much easier to use a capsule and add a shield as thick as you could possibly imagine and call it good...",
"Been there twice. An awesome sight. Best time was taking my elderly dad to see a rocket launch in Nov 2016. ",
"yeah, pretty cool how they can suspend planes like that, engineers are neat",
"I had the opposite reaction: I was amazed at how big the frontal area is!",
"I wonder if they'd let me lick a little space dust off of it.",
"The Saturn V rocket is the exact opposite. It's crazy how large it is.",
"He was making sure you didn't think they were bad in school. In fact, they were at the top of their class."
] | 25 |
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Got to see and visit one of man’s greatest engineering marvels
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/r/pics/comments/7v79is/i_aint_afraid/
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[
"[slimer](https://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi2.wp.com%2Fwww.yuppiegadgets.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F07%2FGhostbusters-Slimer-Neon-Tube-Light.jpg%3Ffit%3D500%252C450%26ssl%3D1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.yuppiegadgets.com%2Fproduct%2Fghostbusters-slimer-neon-tube-light%2F&docid=qfEu_V06k_RIwM&tbnid=F7nPfYXEf0QjRM%3A&vet=1&w=500&h=450&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim) ",
"It would be fantastic to see a facial in this shape",
"It must exist"
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I ain’t afraid
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/r/pics/comments/7v79xw/the_pool_in_a_four_seasons_hotel_in_london/
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"this looks very ominous, but also relaxing and beautiful",
"Looks like a real life adaptation of the water level in Zelda Ocarina of Time.\n",
"I don’t understand what you people do in these pools,, you can’t swim laps and they’re not in the sun, do you just bob around in the basement?",
"basement bobbing",
"I don't normally pee in pools, but I'd let it go in there. ",
"Just bobbin about like a fucking jellyfish \n - Frankie boyle",
"Can't do laps: not necessary if you want to potter\nTechnically you *could* look to do some turn work if you look at laps in a pool, taking it seriously. Would struggle with back stroke but no issues doing underwater work, breakouts? FC - getting the streamline, glide, rotation in place. Breast - glide, dolphin, pull. Fly - streamline, glide, dolphin to the surface.\nNot in the sun: London",
"‘Pottering’ that’s the word I was looking for. I stayed at a place in Staines and tried laps in their pool, I think people thought I was a boorish American trying to show off. Which honestly I probably was.",
"CANNONBAAAAAAALL!\n\n...and that's why my wife won't take me to fancy pools anymore.",
"[Good use of perspective there](http://www.silverspoonlondon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/The-Goodwood-Revival-5-of-14.jpg)...",
"This was in John Wick wasn't it? It looks familiar and that's where I'm thinking I remember it from",
"Bioshock anyone?",
"It gives the creeps",
"looks like the pool is about 3 feet deep. for those of your that don't swim, one can easily do laps in this pool. I would love to swim in a pool like this!",
"probably have an orgy",
"It just feels good to get in the water and stretch. Usually they have a hot tub nearby too, and maybe steam rooms. I was in Dublin recently and stayed at The Marker and they had a pool set up like this and it was great place to unwind after walking around the city all day. ",
"I can't even afford to look at this picture, never mind stay there.",
"The weather is shit in the U.K. so this is what they get. ",
"I'm reminded of The Shining. ",
"Have you ever tried swimming at night? It's fantastic. \n\nBeing in a basement pool is like that, but without the possibility of something creepy swimming up from below and grabbing you at any moment. \n\nBobbing around in a quiet, warm place is very relaxing.",
"Still cool",
"That looks like a murder pool.",
"I like it.\n\n/r/MostBeautiful",
"/r/accidentalwesanderson",
"Pool from John wick?",
"Love that scene. The song is great too. Kaleida- think. ",
"Do you only ever go in the water to swim laps? You just move around and have fun. I love going in the pool and just diving underwater and swimming around.",
"Robert California would approve of this pool.",
"the John Wick scene was filmed at a spa in NY called Aire \n\nthere is also a scene from the Showtime show Billions filmed there \n\nhttps://www.yelp.com/biz/aire-ancient-baths-new-york\n\n",
"Aaaaaand now I'm smelling chlorine. I hate the smell of indoor pools. ",
"Adult sexy time.",
"The water temple boss room in the super HD remake of Ocarina of Time is looking awesome.",
"Still pool.",
"This is where middle class wages went."
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The pool in a Four Seasons Hotel in London
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/r/pics/comments/7v7anu/the_psychos/
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[
"ART!",
"Circus party.. . . . ",
"Location?",
"It'll be interesting to see (if I'm still alive) what this period of time will be referred to as in the history books, 50 years in the future. Or even 20 years.",
"too thin",
"Putin is just happy to be there ",
"Erdogan is missing",
"You should read a history book since you seem to have no frame of reference. You are living in one of, if not the, most peaceful times with the most widespread positive diplomatic relations in the history of the modern world. ",
"The bit of \"if I'm still alive\" is because I'm not young and through my life I've been an idiot and exposed myself to harmful checmicals and drugs. I am fully betting I will die of cancer when I'm 50, which is less than 20 years away.\n\nMy comment included nothing which stated that our times were peaceful or war-ridden or talking about our diplomatic relations with anyone. There was nothing which required a frame of reference. Edit: except maybe my age and health?",
"Peace marked by the most powerful country electing a Russian groomed, corrupt reincarnation of Chester A. Arthur. History books will not be kind to Trump.",
"As is Duerte",
"I know there’s one of these on a street wall near Liverpool Street Station in London (going towards Shoreditch High St) but can’t remember if it’s this exact one. ",
"Good looks. I appreciate the feedback. ",
"I work near there, I’ll pop by tomorrow and see if I can snap a pic and share if it’s different! ",
"They both left the band, accusing the others of « selling out ». ",
"I think their known as the spc the small penis club",
"They don’t have a bassist.",
"And Xi Jinping",
"you should see the groupies!",
"Not everyone agrees with your views. Would you love it so much if Obama was the singer?",
">Not everyone agrees with your views\n\nUm... okay. I mean, they never stated you had to...",
"Would be complete with Hillary ",
"I understand that. I was just curious to see if anyone would answer my question?"
] | 23 |
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The Psychos
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/r/pics/comments/7v7cbd/just_setting_up_some_appetizers_for_the_big_game/
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[
"What a lovely spread of hors d'oeuvres 😲. \n\nYou have remarkable taste 🧐. I must say I find the Tide pods to have a lovely aromatic finish as opposed to the Gain variety.",
"And a Clorox shot to wash them down. ",
"These are tide pods with downy I believe. ",
"The future is here. ",
"Expensive! I see you went for the pricey snacks.",
"Are these Cool Ranch?",
"The next branch in human evolution will be selecting for those who ate Tide pods vs. those who did not.",
"Just Eagles colors ",
"Is this a tide ad?",
"so last week...people have moved onto shower cigarettes",
"Mark my words, next Halloween reddit will be full of karmawhores making tide pod candy and posting pics of them.\n\nAnd the news will have a story of some undisclosed child at some undisclosed location that may or may not have been given a tide pod by an undisclosed adult. Back to you for the hysteria circus, Tom.",
"looks stale",
"Nice, the grape and berry Houdini flavor!"
] | 13 |
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Just setting up some appetizers for the big game!
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/r/pics/comments/7v7crp/early_morning_in_london/
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[
"Nice. This was my morning commute when I lived in London.",
"it looks so very clean...\n",
"Earth has not anything to show more fair: \n\nDull would he be of soul who could pass by \n\nA sight so touching in its majesty: \n\nThis City now doth, like a garment, wear \n\nThe beauty of the morning; silent, bare, \n\nShips, towers, domes, theatres, and temples lie \n\nOpen unto the fields, and to the sky; \n\nAll bright and glittering in the smokeless air. \n\nNever did sun more beautifully steep \n\nIn his first splendour, valley, rock, or hill; \n\nNe'er saw I, never felt, a calm so deep! \n\nThe river glideth at his own sweet will: \n\nDear God! the very houses seem asleep; \n\nAnd all that mighty heart is lying still! \n\n--William Wordsworth, \"Composed upon Westminster Bridge, September 3, 1802\"\n\n(I know that's Tower Bridge, not Westminster, but the poem still seemed to fit nicely.)",
"No smog?",
"What a blend of old and modern architecture. Looks really nice!",
"This is one of my fav things about living in London. The streets are archaeology. ",
"Cool skyline. The butt plug building looks interesting.",
"I really like how London is embracing the \"city of the future\" aesthetic. ",
"sweet, i can see the building i work in",
"im working on the 14th floor of the building thats right at the middle of this image, the smog isnt that visible like people expect, theres a slight haze if you look miles over the horizon but other than that i was very surprised when i was told that it had high pollution and a supposedly visible smog, i also believe the image used was slightly propaganda and was early morning fog used to emphasise the issue instead\n\na shot this close range would never show smog in london",
"Thanks for the detail explanation."
] | 13 |
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Early morning in London
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/r/pics/comments/7v7d4n/uzungöl_turkey/
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[
"like a Skyrim bandit camp",
"Wow! Having a breakfast in those beautiful mountains 🤗",
"Show off",
"Wow! Invite me, please!",
"Ayder yaylası, Rize",
"r/cozyoutdoors",
"With authentic paper plates! ",
"Thank you for sharing this. I would really like to visit this place, the view is stunning. ",
"That sounds a lot like a Tolkien name",
"That food is just on the table waiting for me up there? I’m goin!!",
"I get that things get reposted but I feel like I see this pic every couple months. And yes it's a cool picture I get that. I'm wondering if someone just has an automated script to repost this on a regular basis",
"Never seen it. Downvote and move on. ",
"All the stuff on the table looks really shopped.",
"That area of the world is beautiful. Turkey and Greece have some of the best country side .",
"Made even better by the food. ",
"You'll be easier to rob when your dead!",
"yep never seen it ",
"I think I'm going to start building a Google maps file with the locations of /r/pics scenic views....\n\nThis looks like a place called \"blue green cafe\" judging by the perspective.",
"that's all well and good until the picnic table starts sliding down the mountain",
"\n\nGorgeous. I keep trying to convince my dad to retire & move there so I have an excuse to visit more. ",
"Why is this not a subreddit?",
" I don’t see Turkey anywhere on that table.",
"Lol it should be!",
"That's very pretty. Is the political environment safe for tourists though?",
"Just a Turkish picnic",
"Yes, but not in the south east",
"So beautiful! ",
"More safe than Middle East countries\nAs safe as USA, France, Spain ext.\nLess safe than Norway, Finland, Canada",
"then the islamists come and execute you for being infidels",
"Its name is literally translates to \"long lake\" so, yeah...",
"I want to move to turkey so bad just need to convince the missus ",
"My father grew up here. I visited about 10 years ago and went to a small souvenir shop on the south end of the lake and bought be coolest hat I ever owned. It was for children I think, but I have a small head so it was perfect. Wore it everyday and it had the red striped pattern I think is associated with the town. I’m dumb and left it in the laundry and the dryer melted the adjustment clip and I’m seriously considering going all the way back to buy and new one. Wish I had bought 30 of them. ",
"Looks like you’re eating menemen? I had the same thing in the same town, it was incredible. ",
"Fuck Erdogan",
"I want to go back to Turkey for the food. And the ruins.",
"The view is great, but I'm more interested in the food.",
" Just want to gobble that stuff up!\nMmm shawarma",
"It means Long Lake in English. ",
"Looks like a village in Chernarus. ",
"Well go on, post a pic",
"Isn't it a super dangerous country though?",
"Go Eagles!!!🦅🦅",
"This belongs on r/earthporn",
"Wow. I'd love to eat that delicious looking food while enjoying that view.",
"Is that sucuk in that pan ",
"Been living in it for 21 years. Haven't died yet. ^^",
"Not any more than anywhere else, really. 99% of the people you meet will be really nice. Don’t be stupid and you probably won’t have to deal with the other 1%.",
"Is that the type of deli meat for your picnic? I dont see any turkey on the table.",
"It's one of the top most visited countries in the world for tourism, so not that dangerous. ",
"I guess I just assumed it was like the arab countries?",
"Your assumption would be incorrect.",
"I love that caydanlik! ",
"Well thanks for clearing it up!",
"One of the few pics today that made me automatically say, “woww!”",
"Is that a breakfast or lunch?",
"Let's make it, we can do this.",
"There is no shawarma on that table.",
"Uzungol is in Trabzon tho.",
"does it really have to be on the edge though? i am not sitting on that end. lovely view still.",
"Its the only turkish word i know",
"I'm nothing of an expert and only spent 10 days in Turkey, and spent a bit of time in Izmir but most of my time in Selcuk and Ephesus. This was in March of 2013. At that time and place, the only thing that ever made me uncomfortable were the merchants at Ephesus, who will ask you for hundreds of dollars a \"genuine\" ancient Roman coin discovered just feet away, but of course you could talk them down to $10. Everyone I encountered elsewhere were incredibly friendly, wonderfully inviting, at times incredibly dishonest (in tourism especially), but with some people very direct. I had a fantastic experience focusing on the ruins in the area, but had some time to enjoy the area and people within it. It was a great ten days with some great people. I'm overly nostalgic of that experience. ",
"That sounds like an enjoyable trip, definitely a good memory to have!",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/j426K\n\nFit my baby head so well. Fucking miss that thing. ",
"Shawarma is Lebanese, where they mostly speak Arabic.",
"Oh\nWas making a turkey pun tbh",
"Which has nothing to do with the shawarma comment...",
"As safe as the us for tourism?",
"Maybe when the Wahabi president is thrown out.",
"Clearly a statement of opinion and not an iota of fact.",
"Seriously, fuck that Wahabi. Turkey used to be a role model of democracy, under that shitbird it's gone to rubble much like everything else that is touched by religious extremism. ",
"I see what you did there",
"Awesome landscape",
"I don't know what that is, but I would eat the shit out of it.",
"r/travel is a bit like that",
"Safer. Especially compared to NYC or Chicago ",
"Ö is right.",
"It's for people who like to be on the edge, so to speak.",
"That's what I was thinking. Just the shadows look a little odd. I don't know why you're downvoted, or why I had to scroll so far to find someone saying that.",
"I'd seeing the name I was expecting a Nazgul flying in the distance.",
">Philadelphia named after a turkish city\n\nMore relevant than half the other comments",
"Never should have come here!",
"Explain? As a Canadian I am pretty sure that our political climate is a lot more stable than that of the U.S. I mean Trudeau I'd a moron that spends too much on foreigners but our government hasn't shut down nor have any of our leaders used hate rhetoric to get to there position of power so I'm a little confused and very offended by your claim",
"We were in Epesus 2016 and toured 5 island in the Agean Sea. The food and people are fantastic. If you get a chance to go make sure you visit a rug shop. Beautiful rugs and amazing how they make them!\nYou’re right about the market place, you must haggle with them. The expect it. \nIn Athens If you have cash the price will go down about 10-20% . They love cash !!",
"He called the US less save than canada.",
"I’m not saying it looks to good to be true or anything. The lighting is just off.",
"Reddit works in mysterious ways.",
"Funny story. The group I was with was made of students at Boston University, and one of them bumped into a former co-worker who was couch surfing with an owner of a Turkish rug shop in Selcuk. We hung out in the rug shop after hours a few nights, just drinking and talking.",
"One of the best trips of my life."
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[
"It doesn't have to be that cold. I've seen this around 20°.",
"Wait, if thats a camera lens... what did you use to take the photo?",
"Celsius I assume?",
"Are there people who have really never seen snowflakes with their naked eye and actually believe it has to be -20? ",
"of course",
"It can't snow at 20 degrees.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celsius",
"I'm on Fahrenheit dude. I've seen it snow at higher temps.",
"I wonder if the flakes are creeped out by naked eyes? Maybe they just aren't into 80s. ",
"Yes.\nThere's plenty that have never even seen snow. ",
"OP’s bullshit",
"Fahrenheit. Helluva drug. ",
"No I understand that! What I meant is how can there be people who _have_ seen snow, but have never seen actual snowflakes ",
"Snowflakes are absolutely fascinating and beautiful",
"Chill. It's one of Reddit's interminable inside jokes...",
"Maybe the snow was far away.",
"My point is that this guy is talking Celcius, dude.",
"If he put that in the title I wouldn't have said anything.",
"fuck you",
"this photo is from below 20. i never said anything about other temps, nor that it necessarily has to be below 20. i said that at below 20 you get this, which is a fact. \n\nhowever, i dispute your claim because at below 5 your glove temp won't be below 5. ",
"whatever you're on, i want it",
"........... AND?",
"They don't melt unless the surface is above freezing, duh",
"Shouldn't have to. The world uses Celsius. Catch up!",
" Not the whole world buddy!",
"Even your imperial buddies in Myanmar use Celsius.",
"Not my homies in Liberia though!",
"He never said it had to be -20, he simply says \"at -20 they don't melt\" which is perfectly true.",
"The most important country in the world doesn't use celsius.",
"The Caymans?",
"Units are important, even if everyone is assumed to be using the same ones."
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At 20 degrees below zero, snowflakes don't melt on impact, so you can see the crystals with your naked eye.
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"I think it’s beautiful that your right hand drew it. Thanks for sharing OP!",
"She should sell them on Etsy.",
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".... As opposed to the left hand?",
"r/woooosh",
"Is this 100% hand drawn, or at the patterns mirrored? Either way, it’s rad. ",
"Ssshhhhhh.....\n\nJesus man. Just think of the shitstorm if they find out about each other.",
"Shut up and take Mandala!",
"Sorry but you're wrong, OP. We don't like them. We love them.",
"Spyrograph?",
"Followed. I need to buy some stickers from her! Wow! ",
"He who wanks with his left plays with the Devil at night ",
"Speak for yourself. I adore them.",
"I would love this on my wall while I was tripping ",
"> Hopefully all this attention will convince her!\n\nHe says with 100 karma and 16 comments. You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. ",
"Please post more of her work. It’s beautiful ....🌹",
"Give yourself a needle enema. I am deeply smitten by them.",
"How dare you. I am bloody well enamored with them.",
"I am totally flipping engaged in a whirlwind romance with the fuckers you fucker.",
"Wow, kind of psychedelic looking.",
"this would make a good phone case",
"I remember drawing this kinda stuff when I was bored in class",
"What colors do you see",
"Fucking fantastic",
"It's a masturbation joke. ",
"Make some coasters! ",
"I hate when my hand falls asleep too.",
"The kind that can apparently change colors uniformly over and over and over ",
"How exactly?",
"How does she blend the colors so well?",
"very pretty!\n\nhow does she make them?\n\nit looks sort of like stuff i made as a kid with spirograph. ",
"Wow, she’s super talented!!",
"Does she sell them? Seems like it would be a lot of wasted time if she didn't make money",
"They look amazing!",
"I would definitely order a few of them! They looks so hypnotizing!",
"Mandalas are the art prozac of humanity.",
"Kolam? ",
"It already does...\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/vlNJNaf.jpg",
"Good idea!",
"Who is the hand model? Yowza Yowza! ",
"It's pretty /r/oddlysatisfying to me tbh. ",
"That’s what I was thinking",
"he said his girlfriend drew them and the person who commented insinuated that his girlfriend was in fact his right hand.",
"lol thanks man I'm a little slow sometimes ",
"gonna trigger you guys:\n\nThe pattern and colors are not symmetrical... it's green on the left but ends at blue on the right... the pattern remains the same though.",
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"If you just swap the blue-green exterior with the purple-indigo interior it would be perfect",
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"Is your girlfriends name Shauna? ",
"That looks beautiful. What materials and media does she use?",
"10/10 would stick on rear window of VW Beetle",
"If you look closely, the patterns aren't geometric spirography. This looks like a hand drawn mandala.",
"Holy crap! That's a drawing??? ",
"No, and I’ll tell you why: because I am an asshole.\n\nIf it weren’t for that, I’d be able to tell you how amazing they look.\n\nAlas, asshole.",
"Give it to trump so he can be educated ",
"You were right ",
"I want her to design my tattoo!",
"Insane, super kewl!",
"It would look great as keychain.",
"The color transitions remind me of a spirograph. ",
"Very pretty!",
"Looks like the inside of a jawbreaker ",
"People buy this shit, and commissions are even more lucrative.",
"i wish i could draw, or do anything for fun \nim so miserable",
"This is so asthetically pleasing",
"You thought right, OP. ",
"Would take acid with her/10",
"Tell her to check out selling via redbubble! Stickers/phone cases/tapestries and more :) ",
"dope.. mandalas! ",
"(Q) How do you know whether a redditor has a girlfriend? \n\n",
"Its done with an app where you only draw like 1/16 of it and the rest is mirrored. It's not freehand.",
">\"draws these for fun\"\n\n>Almost every single one of her posts invites viewers to purchase\n\nEdit: Please do not riot. The poles are lubricated with gear oil.",
"No, those don't create the same shapes. These are mandala style doodle things. What you are thinking of is a Hypotrochoid curve. Wiki has a good article on them! ",
"And how much acid does your girlfriend do?",
"It's okay OP you don't need to create a GF persona to share your arts and crafts side.",
"This looks great! I checked out her Instagram! She used an awesome app called amaziograph for tablets. \n\nEdit: some may be handrawn? But there is a video of her doing similar stuff on an iPad Pro with the amaziograph app. ",
"[The joke](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/9nohQh4) ",
"If she could tattoo them she could get kicked off third in Ink Master!",
"woah those are cool\n",
"I'd imagine they're printed and the pattern is done digitally. The gradient would be pretty hard to pull off otherwise.\n\nCould be wrong though.",
"What is that on? I like the colors a lot and the details. I'm envious of people who can create patterns like that.",
"She needs to do time lapse videos as well - it would be oddly satisfying and I am sure will get some serious views.",
"all i see are vaginas\n",
"The colors on this are amazing. I browsed through her insta, but I don’t have an account, any other way I can contact her for a sale? ",
"...ouch.",
"These would make awesome coasters! I would definitely buy something like that. ",
"As someone who makes and sells coasters, it's actually super simple to do an very profit friendly! Plus like no one sells coasters in person at craft fairs. ",
"You are correct!",
"The colors and details are superb on this. Really nice. ",
"My girlfriend just stares at creative stuff like this on Instagram.",
"Psh... she thought wrong, BECAUSE I LOVE IT ",
"It looks like an incredibly detailed Spirograph picture. Yes, I'm older than you.",
"The patterns are reflected using an app called Amaziograph. It's beautiful work but OP's description comes across disingenuous.",
"Source: Hippie artist friends who also draw and paint mandalas. :D",
"***DANG!***",
"You thought right!\n:D",
"Printer ink. This is digital work.",
"Inb4 people ask to buy them.",
"Red Bubble is the best. Never thought I would care about sticker quality until I bought some from them. I put them on my fish tank/coffee maker/cats water dish/etc. The one I currently have on my Keurig I was able to peel off old my old Keurig and transfer to the new one without losing any stickiness. I also had one on the back of my phone for like 6 months and was able to stick it somewhere else when I got tired of it on my phone. ",
"r/geometryisneat for more karma",
"Yeahhhh.. This is reddit marketing for sure lol",
"R/sacredgeometry",
"Has she thought about putting these designs on clothing? This looks like something you'd see on some of the Grassroots California clothing. Very cool.\n\nEdit: Alright guys, I get it, \"self promotion,\" \"she uses an app..\"...blah blah. I just thought it was a cool design, and had no idea there were dozens of Insta accounts full of similar content.",
"Or it's time to get a new girlfriend. Relationships are built on trust after all. ",
"So she's one of those lucky people who can make money on something she does for fun. Way to go OP's girlfriend!",
"I'd buy a cover like that",
"These are gorgeous :O!",
"Idk, I think making money is fun. ",
"This is very nice.",
"It's because it connects us with the universe. I'm not a weird new agey person..but reality has a certain unfolding symmetry to it, not unlike this beautiful mandala. I think people who do this are just kind of beating to the rhythm of our existence. That's why it is so calming and meditative to do. ",
"My gf: \"For fun??\"",
"I love those Nelson Mandela thingys!\n",
"/r/murderedbywords",
"I could spraypaint stennsils too bro \n\n",
"Is she shy as well?",
"I mean, that's great, and there's no question that this is gorgeous work, but this post is gaming reddit for commerce.",
"On her Instagram she shows how she uses a digital art program for the colors ",
"\"Yous guise\"",
"r/lsd",
"Upvote for the Spirograph reference. My daughter got one and spent two minutes on it before tossing it to the void.",
"But does your gf have cancer?",
"Yes, I would like 2 please.",
"That's dope as hell. Make sure to link it if she does start selling them!",
"Redditor as of 2 weeks ago and already selling stuff. You waste no time my friend! ",
"Damn straight I like them.\nSuper cool.",
"It would be one thing if she was cheating on him with 15 dudes.\n\nBut this is the law of karma she's messing with. 😠",
"Good bot",
"Is it really for fun, though?",
"Computers",
"So why not write that in the title? ",
"Also might cross post to r/oddlysatisfying",
"Your hand looks smoother than a baby's arse ",
"Mine likes drawing similar ones as well, definitely a keeper",
"Do you enjoy the art she made? It's completely fine if you do or you don't. No one is forcing you to buy it, but if you do like it enough to buy now you have the option to know where to get it. \n\nI don't see the problem with that and I'm in no way shape or form affiliated with OP or his gf or this post.\n\nPeople upvote stuff they like and they upvoted this. ",
"Either I don't understand what you mean, or I disagree with you. I have a pal who draws like this in class, with at most a protractor or triangular ruler. \n",
"tell her we hate them. but love you.",
"There are millions and millions of people who create art just for the sake of doing it and don't consider it a waste of time.",
"It's digital, not hand drawn. ",
"You're right. There are instagram accounts with nothing but people pumping these out.",
"-Wayne Gretzky ",
"That is one good-looking Nelson",
"r/LSD",
"Your gf likes the psychedelics doesn't she?",
"Thanks Joshua",
"Hard to hate on someone trying to make some money",
"Your GF is gifted.",
"Good bot",
"Can't use an app to tattoo it, though.",
"Guess it's to r/karmacourt to settle thing.",
"Someone asked if it’s hand drawn he said no it’s using an app. Op even admitted it’s using the app mentioned.",
"Apparently not",
"my first thought was wow that blending is insane...but then reality hit me",
"/r/KarmaCourt",
"(A) They will be harvesting karma from her.",
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"Those are easy with the right tools. My 7 year old niece has a ton of these.",
"Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of ~~Spirograph~~ Mandela and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.",
"Lol sure bud, your \"gf\"",
"Damn that’s disappointing!! My best friend is a tattoo artist and she specializes in mandala work and she draws everything by hand! With protractors/rulers/compass \n\nI was under the impression that this was made a similar way, and I was super impressed! This is Still totally beautiful and creative, just not what I had imagined. ",
"Thanks Archer",
"Girls love drawing this stuff. I knew 6 girls back in school who would draw these during lectures. Interesting how common this design is",
"And of course further down op links to her page where you can buy them. ",
"Why do we allow blatant self advertising posts like these on reddit?",
"It would definitely be more than one thing if she was cheating on him with 15 dudes",
"\nwith those fades? don't think so.\n\nand that's not how you spell stencils, bro\n\n\n",
"She must really like those adult coloring books.",
"Someone’s trying to make money eh?",
"She single?",
"it's digital, so you only need to draw 1/nth of it and the rest is all mirrored for you. no need for even the protractors or rulers",
"I wanna eat it ",
"Are you talking about the pattern or shape, or the amazing colour blending? I was talking about the shape. And thanks for the link. ",
"What the fuck ",
"You're so fucking welcome readit",
"It's very pretty. Thank you for sharing.",
"This large bot reply is more annoying than any link could be.",
"> Spyrograph\n\nDo they still make those? I haven't seen them in years.",
"I was also kinda wondering how the comments came off the rails so fast. I mean, this is Reddit, but that seemed a little, out there.",
"You have a beautiful hand sir",
"did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?",
"Thanks Sterling",
"Yeah, she’s got talent. That’s a beautiful drawing. ",
"Blink twice if she made you post this",
"i like them 💙",
"Fair enough I guess. It just doesn’t piss me off. ",
"Ahhahaha...is your username a Dave Matthews Band reference? (Newer unreleased song Bob Law?)",
"Definitely as stickers!",
"Ahahaha, no, but there is always money in the banana stand!",
"YOU SHOULD MAKE STICKERS LIKE THAT!!!",
"Uhhh 9k karma and rising. In an hour apparently ",
"Very interesting and beautiful, thanks!",
"bruh your gf is a fairy and someday her parents are going to come looking for her",
"To be clear, I think OP's GF's work is wonderful, original, and that she deserves to sell all the stickers in the world.\n\nBut OP is a big fat phony. Let's do a hypothetical: If OP titled the post \"My special needs niece with cancer drew this by hand for fun before she died\" it would certainly tug at the heartstrings, the upvotes would fly like hot dogs, and clickthroughs to an \"incidental\" sales site would skyrocket. Consider this a less severe case of lying by omission. It happens all the time on reddit, and it's a dishonest, garbage way to reap karma and sales.",
"So you're saying it's ok to lie and manipulate people, in this case for profit? ",
"(Q) How do you know whether a redditor has no girlfriend?\n\n(A) Your comment",
"Hehe...makes sense.",
"You should market them as spiritual healing doodads and sell them to dumb people.",
"She needs to make a coloring book, too.",
"Your hands look super soft",
"r/mildlyinteresting ",
"How long does that take?",
"Who gives a fuck more power to them if they can sell whatever these are.",
"I need to learn how to use a protractor. I've been working on painting stained glass circles but the repeated shapes are always just a little off.",
"My gf (my property) draws these for fun and I thought I kill the rest of the little authenticity this world has to offer by converting it into public narcissism and a safer ground for business plans.",
"Ah, right, thanks. Guess I just misinterpreted that comment then. ",
"Hey, very nice job, but need to ask, Spirograph? Done by hand, what tools did she use, and is this on hard card stock paper? Come on op, tell me more so I don't spend hours reading the comments lol😝",
"Bingo. Native advertising isn't necessarily just a thing giant corporations do, but whoever does it sucks.",
"Anyone can easily make them with the app ",
"I wish I had a shy gf that's good at art.",
"You should sell her to Fabergé.",
"Makes me think of something I saw last night.\n\nThis dude had a little lamp he could stick to walls, and it had a removable clear lens/cover.\n\nThe lens/cover could be drawn on with wet-erase sharpies, then replaced so the lamp shines through the lens and projects the artwork on the opposite wall (remember it sticks to walls!).\n\nNot sure if this will help your girl become a billionaire but I thought I would just throw this out there. Remember me if it works out! Good luck.",
"that's dope 🔥🔥",
"Beautiful",
"Wow",
"Oh cool you have a girlfriend",
"She got talent. I like it. ",
"Very pretty!",
"Just look at the Instagram profile. This form is made with said app, the color is applied digitally, and the sticker is printed by a third party.",
"That reminds me this; [Escher Sketch](http://levskaya.github.io/eschersketch/) ",
"It looks like it’s almost time to cut your fingernails ",
"Now youre just being mean. It's only 1 dude...and 14 copies of him.",
"New reddit account as well",
"I would love a sticker of this!\n",
"Colours so bright! *_*",
"That looks amazing",
"I'm no mathematician but if my numbers serve me it would be greater than or equal to 15 things",
"You can get these special felts now that make doing a gradient blend quite easy, and if she has the control to mostly free hand this and keep the design balanced mastering those blending pens would be pretty easy. ",
"I want a sticker of this.",
"Beautiful. I love how the colors mix and fade. ",
"Very lovely! :)",
"Guess I’m not the only one who thought of them printed of ceramic, glazed, fired, and felt glued to the bottom! It’ll be a winner!",
"Good bot",
"Spirograph. ",
"^true. op could get some $$$ letting people touch their hands ",
"This would make a beautiful tattoo idea.",
"Why the fuck would you think we would like them, this Facebook shit has got a go,",
"This would make a great popsocket! Personally love the mandala designs I see ",
"No she didnt you karma whore",
"While yes there are apps for making mandala using mirroring - drawing something like this is still incredibly difficult even with mirroring. ",
"Maybe the dude is left handed, leave him alone.",
"Love it ",
"It's very frustrating and disheartening for artists when apps allow people to pump out work for sale while we slave away hand drawing much more slowly only to have people expect to pay next to nothing for our work. I hope your friend doesn't get as table flipping mad about these apps as I do!",
"Very intricate electronically designed artwork, it's very pretty :)",
"Came here to say we used a Spirograph “in my day”. And yes, you can still buy them.",
"Those are the softest hands I’ve ever seen. ",
"You were right",
"Welcome to the world of lazy artmen ship wjere 16y/o girls to 50+ ladies \"make\" something vy using the easiest way and feel very good and talented about it.\n\nLike these mandala's.\nGood job your besyfriend has real talent by hand drawing them compleetly ",
"I think they mean she uses it for the shape, but don't trust me I can barely draw a stick figure. ",
"Yep. I came to the comments just to see if I could buy one of these. ",
"Some of the sections are exactly alike. I can say that only a few sections were drawn and then mirrored after that. So no not 100% hand drawn.",
"Stop protractinating and start learning ...",
"Look what my camera shy autistic single girlfriend made! ",
"construction and destruction of a mandala\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrYUlOYK0U",
"If you look close enough, his girlfriend is in the picture.",
"nice mellowing agent \n",
"iPads aren’t computers, haven’t you heard. ",
"Oh yeah sorry mate I didn't mean sound like a dick with the \"thanks for the link.\" I'm a bit sick and broggy, I just saw the @ and the username and realised it was an account. I am actually thankful for the info to find the account, just barely functioning socially. ",
"r/pitchforkemporium",
"Stickers and hats, start your business!",
"Yup this is obviously sales promotion.",
"Those hands look soft",
"It's digital art. She is using an app and printer.",
"What's the problem with them?",
"I can barely write my own name. Great work!",
"Is your girlfriend into psychedelics?",
"What’s her link to Lebanon? ",
"MURDERED dude. Absolutely savage. I don’t think he can recover from that. Phew... I’m sweating bro that was an intense diss",
"It looks to me that most of her newer posts are inviting people to purchase. Not many older posts. Looks like she took her boyfriend’s advice and started to sell her designs, and wants to get some word out on her Instagram. You can draw for fun and still want to make a profit off of your fun. ",
"Making money is fun.",
"Of her using an app? Come on. You should find and watch a time lapse of an actual Mandala artist using protractors and rulers and not having a computer do their colour blends. This is a crappy advertisement for a monetized instagram account where she has been selling already. Classis reddit gaming at play, title and all.",
"I thought this was Instagram for a second and tried to tap twice to like it -_-",
"uh, no it's not. He made the post with no link to any of her stuff. People were interested, and so he linked to somewhere they could buy some. How is that gaming? ",
"[Spirograph](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirograph)",
"This would make an incredible elbow tattoo ",
"Yes the gradients are hard to pull off but I have seen one artist do this on Instagram. Here's the link : @elspethmclean [instagram links are not allowed]",
"I know someone who spends a ton of time and effort doin the same",
"ah the good old /r/pics self promotion post.",
"OP said their “gf” made them... that doesn’t automatically make the OP male.",
"Neat",
"Pretty much every post on her insta reads along the lines of \"Hey everyone! Here are some prints of the drawings I’ve done if you’re interested in purchasing any along with stickers or custom orders dm me! ❤️\"",
"Reddit - exploiting other people's talents for karma since day one",
"Is it a sticker? What are you supposed to do with it?",
"I want one!!!! ",
"yeah a few other comments seem to point that shape is done by the app and color is just printed. \n\nAnd I know how ya feel. I see her drawing thesr cool shapes, and look back at my own writing being barely legible. ",
"Idgaf how she drew it, it looks amazing ",
"... with a bum leg!",
"Good old viral reddit marketing.",
"She could easily sell that. (print them out and sell them for 5 bucks a piece. )",
"Pfft. Of *course* a critter existing on this planet is attempting to use whatever resources available to them in their bid for survival.\n\nFuckin' corporate hackjob losers.\n\n(You. I'm talking about you, on this website, wielding that broken cultural tool for interpreting reality. Time to go check out your favorite memes and gifs of corporate products, and fan-arts of those corporate mascots you love to project yourself onto. None of which would be bad on its own if you weren't also contributing this shite to the proceedings. It's old fashioned, hater-ass bullshit defined, yo. These little things being sold to anyone has zero impact on anything about this post being a shiny picture to look at in a long list of shiny pictures of little inherent value.)\n\n*Edited for edits",
"You won't BELIEVE this one trick! Mandala coloring book publishers DESPISE HER!!!",
"Not everything nice can be free",
"[SANDIMASHIGHSCHOOLFOOTBALLRULES!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVle0kopfes)",
"This is very satisfying to look at, oddly. Thank you for sharing! ",
"If you believe that I have some spraypaint space pictures to sell you",
"It looks like a popsocket design I saw.",
"I'm getting lost, are we giving OP money or an app. This campaign got confusing.",
"Just bought a T-shirt off redbubble for $30, I think on Tuesday. But it will be here tomorrow, so I can’t really get mad at that. I ordered a shirt back in November on fanatics. com and it took almost a whole month to be delivered. ",
"Checking the instagram, there is a video of her hand-drawing one not too far down. There's also a post with her talking about the app. So it's safe to say she's done both.",
"What do you do with them? Is it a drink coaster?",
"People keep complemeting your hands. Lemme check 'em out, they can't be that soft.\n\n*Sees hands*\n\nDamn, those some crazy soft pillow looking hands haha.\n",
"This is cute",
"Did you know there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it!",
"For fun",
"There is a taker for everything",
"Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees a ring of vaginas.",
"By \"my girlfriend\" OP means \"I\"",
"Some people care about some stuff, other people don't care about some stuff. Welcome to life and enjoy your stay",
"you have the smooth hands of a coward ",
"Nice!",
"Is it a cookie?",
"That's what I thought.",
"Why not? I draw for fun. There's nothing I like to do more. I'm also an illustrator. Selling things that you'd make anyway (because you have a passion for it) is kind of the best case scenario.",
"It tells spammers to fuck off, that's worth it.",
"Congratulations for being worse than everyone else in the discussion.\n\nP.S. No backsies",
"Let's do this!",
"I also misinterpreted it and I think the overwhelming majority of other people in this thread also did because the title was very misleading at first.",
"It's not that they are trying to make money, it's that they are pretending that they aren't already marketing their work. People don't like being mislead.",
"Reminds me of spirograph.",
"The problem is that i dont want reddit to become a self advertising shithole. ",
"Surely OP will deliver some answers.",
"i dont believe shit on reddit\n\nits like FOX news but everyone's telling a 'story'",
"Want forks? I have forks.\n\nFor you, here's my special deal: the patented PitchSaber™.\n\n====•=::::::::::::::::::::::::E\n\n",
"Decorate.",
"Im not denying their shipping or their quality, it is some of the best. I just cant afford it all the time ha.",
"Cut your fingernails",
"She \"draws\" them.",
"Why not if somebody likes it enough? Nobody's making you buy anything, or making you complain about things other people like. In fact, you're not obligated to spend a second of thought and you could just scroll on in peace.",
"Sell them",
"She also has hand drawn ones on there as well ",
"Psychedelic ",
"So now we mob OP, not his gf? ",
"Tell us how you really feel.",
"Thank you.",
"They look like a woman’s hand. I guessed that OPs gf took this picture and he shred the picture with us. Lesbians is another theory. Either way... soft hands.",
"I don’t know OP or his girlfriend, but some people do have artistic talent, you know. ",
"\"Great. Another paid shill for the.....whatever-these-are's industrial complex.\" \n\n(Puts on skeptical face seen in badly-acted/written/conceived television shows.)",
"Damn son, get fukin annihilated",
"I'd absolutely buy a set of these for my mom. ",
"Her hand looks really soft",
"Well r/omnicot for me and not 13.2 thousand other people, you thought wrong, or you could say \"you chose poorly\" lol. Just messing guy and guys... whatever... And don't troll me kids it's not cool... I had a brain injury and I could actually die, you don't want me to actually die, do you? ",
"Because that would make this attempt at advertisement even more blatant than it already is.",
"Drop acid and stare at it would be my personal guess based on past experimental phases with such drugs which opened up a whole new mindset and world view that made me realized that you are me and I am you so I'm basically answering a question that you as I have posted. ",
"Dr. Manhattan?",
"Thank you, glad I’m not the only one who noticed. ",
"Noting that there are hand drawn ones on her ig",
"sell it.",
"Oof ",
"Poor guy had to waste his own time typing that comment to grace us all with his enlightening critique. Have some respect",
"Pretty much impossible with this level of detail and execution. Especially the color gradients.\n\nPeople like to believe in impossible, but man, sometimes you must get the head out of the magic wonderland bubble. Reality isn't as magical as your mind wants it to be.",
"Yeah, let's go buy some talking bottle openers or some shit instead.\nThis is fine. If shit gets upvoted, it gets upvoted.",
"Lol 100% what acid is like",
"She uses a tool to make them. Do we downtalk 3D artists for using software? Why would this be different for a 2D digital artist? It's quite nice, mandalas are awesome",
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"Well, just know that you've been scammed. There is no gf, this is the artist themselves being a little slug. ",
"Bull shit ",
"No it doesn't, shut up.",
"What else is Karma but a measure ~~if~~ of how much popularity one acquires from posting?\n\nIsn't self-advertising the entire point ~~if~~ of social media?\n\nEdit: if it's not, then why the emphasis most subreddits put on original content?",
"You too",
"All while plugging her instagram",
"Looks like his hand",
"That would make a great coaster set! ",
"We have such a culture of shaming people for making money nowadays. I wish we could be forthright about it as a community but that would be, God forbid, self promotion. ",
"Is that her holding it\n \n *Buh dum tsssss*",
"God damnit!",
"So she is NOT selling those things now? How long does it take to do one? If the price was right, they could be incredibly popular. ",
"I would like a coaster of this exact image. The hand and everything else in it. ",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"Maybe don't mob anybody",
"This is like when my artist friends call this beautiful/cute/funny/sad piece of work they sketched up in 5 minutes' time a \"doodle\".... Dude, seriously...\n\nThank you so much for posting this!",
"Nice reddit marketing. ",
"This guy experiments",
"I'm gonna rob you.\n\nJust trying to make some quick money yo!",
"Looks like his gf is holding the camera to.",
"r/oddlysatisfying ",
"Ouch",
"And also he forgot to say that she's has a rare disease and she does this during her free time at the hospital",
"She already sells them, this is spam. And you're probably part of it.",
"I'm all for self-promotion but I am a little eh about OP saying \"maybe this will convince her to sell them\" when she's already, ya know, selling them. Go forth and self promote but be honest about it.",
"Use as coasters.",
"gee i wonder where a link might be where I can purchase something..",
"Is your girlfriend Indian? That reminds me of a traditional [rangoli](http://images.indianexpress.com/2015/11/rangoli9_diwali2015indiadotin1.jpg?w=610) ",
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"> @designwithsouha\n\nIf you look at her Instagram, all her older stuff is hand drawn. Looks like she only recently got into digital.",
"ITT: man RedditBrags that he has a girlfriend with a backhanded compliment to the woman. ",
"Me too thanks",
"Not sure if this should get posted on r/PhonesAreBad or r/IAmVerySmart",
"Awesome! Gonna check it out :)",
"Us too",
"MAWP",
"Needs more dickbutt.",
"Reddit",
"Zing!~",
"Would make a good tattoo ",
"Those are very dainty hands you have there OP",
"i like how you capitalized and put a period on that word, really decorated it all nice, totally made it look like a full sentence, you should sell those",
"You're like 5 years to late my dude.\n\nDon't forget to join my patreon, visit my Etsy, like and subscribe.",
"Spirogyra?",
"now i want a hot dog",
"People also apparently don't like blatant self promotion so it seems like a pick your poison situation.",
"Done by hand to me means NO mechanical help. Done By ✋",
"Big Whatsit",
"It's cops like you that keep me coming back to Flavortown. ",
"I draw too, my skill level is MS Paint back in '95.",
"Who gives a shit? Welcome to reddit, where people share OC and things get advertised, and sometimes those two things overlap. If you're mad at advertising or selling things then oh boy, don't look to the right side of the page. If you don't like her stuff, *don't buy it*, downvote and move on and let other people enjoy it. ",
"Pow!",
"very nice, she's and artist!",
"And a killjoy for everything. ",
"I don’t. ",
"What an obscure reference (not that the movie is obscure but that scene def is), I love it.",
"Well thats one way to look at it",
"Ah yes the greater fool theory",
"*at once?*😧\n",
"Pennyblossoms? I would add Bluetooth ",
"Mandalas are beautiful",
"Had an NDE...didn't need acid.",
"I want one",
"Too bad, you get seventeen",
"Also 100% what life is like, but nobody wants to admit the answers can be found by getting high.",
"Ooo oo make them a sticker that you place on different chakra points! Ppl will eat that shit up! Make it thermal too like mood rings soooo you know it's working!!!",
"so pretty !! ",
"New phone background.",
"Wasn't aware and feel free to check my history, and feel free to report it, I hate spam.\n\nBe sure to include a link to the ETSY shop or they won't take it down.",
"“Mandala”. You’re welcome.",
"Lol. Read through your comments. You ok bro?",
"He said she should sell them on etsy, not that she isn't selling them at all. There's no deceit there. ",
"Looks like you're the gf",
"Give Mr. Musk his hand back please.",
"Your gf might be a fan of this then: https://i.imgur.com/9W9R7dh.gifv\n\nGirls like swarms of things, right?",
"I actually heard these spiritual healing aura decals heals cancer AND remove toxins!",
"So the answer is, “she doesn’t”. Got it. ",
"I want to see your friend’s work!!!",
"Where's the lie? He said she doesn't sell on etsy, not that she doesn't sell them at all. ",
"Sorry but what makes this a great product? Also ive seen tons of people make this type of bs and also make what would be considered more actual you know art.",
"Mandala, it’s a spiritual symbol in Hinduism and Buddhism. ",
"Yup when OP says she “draws” them when she doesn’t. She used an app. I feel cheated. I was totally impressed at first, now, it ain’t special, I could download the app & teach my 6 year old to make these.\n\nEdit: a couple words.",
"Technology has been assisting art of all kinds, *particularly this kind of mandala style,\" for as long as art has existed.\n\nThe art part of it is still the discrete intentions of a human critter, laid out visually in the form of art.\n\nYour estimations of yourself as a arbiter of what is genuine has been compromised by a fundamental failure to understand why that app exists in the first place.\n\nIt's a new-age old fuckery that's going on, and I think I actually love it.\n\nLots of \"real\" artists have spent the past few decades trying to declare that digital art isn't art, but you just cited an app with no acknowledgement of how the \"real\" things have been made since their inception. It's with technological assistance. \n\nBecause humans don't have the biological toolkit to do these without it.\n\nLike, 1000 years ago you'd be all like, \"Oh, sure, they might *look* pretty. But I heard this fuckin' guy is using a string pinned to the center to keep his charcoal stick....I don't understand more than that, but it's cheating.\"",
"Meh, I think people have an issue with the somewhat misleading title. \n\nThese are incredibly easy to make using a slew of iPad apps, 80% of the process is automated (including the color gradient). ",
"And? She doesn't sell them on etsy. ",
"Is she making a living yet?",
"I remember my spirograph",
"Is that her hand or yours?",
"I will.",
"Committing to your post as if it wasn't an advertisement, good for you.",
"True",
"It's 2pi rad actually.",
"Is that from a spyrograph?",
"She should try drawing them on sand dollars! Sell them beach side to tourists!",
"That’s what I see when I smoke dmt",
"She is keeper...you will be a fat fool to EVER let her go. ",
"Blink three times if she's the OP!",
"I’ll give you $2,000 for 15% but I want $1.50 for every coaster untill I make back $4,000 after than it goes down to $0.50 in perpetuity.",
"Ha.",
"I hope your girlfriend ignores the haters here. Even using apps, she still has to put stylus to screen to create these designs. And that still takes creativity. I'm sure some people were upset when artists started using paint pens or markers instead of mixing their own colors and applying them with special pens/brushes.\n\nWhat she is doing is still beautiful and a great way to express herself creatively! Thank you so much for posting this!",
"She should tattoo.\n\nIf she's not already a tattoo artist or gainfully employed that is.",
"Apps like mirrorlab make anything symmetry related extremely easy to produce in seconds. Take a photo, any photo, kaleidoscope it, boom.",
"I think it is very pretty ",
"Any more ways to describe that? ",
"Cool spirograph drawing",
"Princess fingers. ",
"Neat!",
"Are you feeling verklempt? We'll discuss that amongst ourselves.",
"Hmm, broggy is a term I’m not familiar with, u/ZevonFB must be from a far away land. Where be this term used on this bright blue ball? ",
"Charming",
"10/10 my girlfriend would buy these. ",
"Sure, she has an Instagram for her work- her page is @mz.redfox (am I allowed to link? Idk the rules) \n\nMostly all of her photos are in black and white- she also specializes in black & gray work. ",
"😂 this caught me off guard wtf 😂😂😂",
"Cool I use to make these in my spiralgraph kit when I was 8.",
"Perhaps she can lead us to the last mimzy...",
"She should make them into lamp covers.",
"that's only a fancey spyrograph don't know what the fuss is all about!",
"I'll give you an upvote fren",
"That really is pretty. ",
"All the stencil nerds'll be like, \"aww, he got the spiros\" ",
"Because Redditors with girl/boy friends have far more interesting things to do on weekends than post useless crap on Reddit? ",
"No need for the extra level of subterfuge when this entire thread is littered with gullible folks who couldn’t spot an ad if it was a buxom nude woman spread eagle with the words “Drink Coke” superimposed. ",
"''draws'' ....",
"It's fine, I mean, there are pitchforks all over this thread. People just like to be angry. ",
"I choose to think it was done on an etch a sketch",
"We are one, but we are legion. \nIt's why we have good and evil, \nlight and dark. We are the balance \nof matter between these vast differences. \n",
"looks very very symetrical, almost too symetrical for a hand drawn piece with various gradients. \n\nyour gf is the next big thing ... lol you should hodl ",
"Her schizophrenic dog committed suicide last month.",
"I feel like this is the first time I've seen a comment marked controversial at 96 upvotes lul",
"This looks like my kaleidoscope Apple Watch face. ",
"How does your girlfriend make these? If they are done in Adobe illustrator, she can always get the path information and have them laser cut into different wood species to make some kick ass coasters ",
"So, you enjoy interaction in society becoming more commercialized? ",
"Merch in bio",
"Do you recommend doing this to gain new insights on the world? Asking for a... friend.",
"Yes she “draws” them for fun. I’m sure op ",
"enough people admit it, its the powers that be that won't acknowledge it.",
"The first time I took LSD years ago, I looked at something similar and it turned into a giant, spiralling rainbow-y portal thing on a poster. Blew my mind. Mom came home and told me dinner was ready; I told her I had already ate and continued staring at the wall.",
"The difference is you actually *drew* them. ",
"Honestly, at this point I'm not certain it's the word I was thinking of. I've witnessed it used in England and Australia. It basically means \"really gunked up and not able to think completely straight.\" Like a really disgusting cold. ",
"As a trained artist proficient in traditional media, but who also relies heavily on digital tools where necessary, especially for commercial efficiency, I concur with your thoughts.\n\nI would also point out that I made no value judgment on the art and you presumed a pretty big argument that I never made. So that's cool I guess",
"Whoa! Thank you her stuff is amazing ",
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"Pretty sure that's a spin disc from Crayolas art machine for kids. ",
"She draws the designs, looking at the Instagram. The color is digital though ",
"Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?",
"I assume it's like groggy but not. ",
"All of them, isn’t it obvious?",
"Thank you.",
"Who is fun, and are they compensating for her work?",
"definitely ",
"Life is sin, eternal oscillation between two poles of the same whole. Light and dark, tension and release, confusion and clarity. ",
"Suppose the girlfriend is an alien robot living amonst us. Then that makes sense. If the guy's fooled or just acccepts her superhuman drawing skill as #ISeeNothingStrange more power to him. ",
"Do you mean “groggy” perhaps?",
"True! I could have very well spent a small fortune. ",
"I guessed a meaning, but your definition gave me a stomach twitch. It’s one of those words that sounds/feels like it’s definition. ",
"Feminine hand ha. ",
"being an artist isn't easy at all.....respect the hustle.",
"Yeah that's the word. Thanks!",
"Sure she did. ",
"I don't think you would considering his girlfriend is your mom. ",
"we to",
"You’re GF needs to get a J O B B 👌👌👌😩😩😩",
"I'm one of those people, which is why when I first saw it I thought it was extremely well done",
"\"Draws\"\n\nwith all do respect this isn't a drawing. this is either printed or a pattern using a kit. ",
"Your username makes the comment really creepy.",
"I've just been informed the word I was looking for was actually \"groggy\". Feels even closer to the definition. Yuk. ",
"Now that I think about it, it does not surprise me. Learning is fun!",
"Hey wrong sub, this sub is for progress pics only.",
"Reminds me of the last girl that I dated. For some class she had, she had to make those.…I think I’m going to miss her for the rest of my life. When I was with her I felt this Peaceful completion of which l didn’t even know existed prior to her:. \n\nWell, instead of processing all this pain again I think I’ll do what I do best: drugs.",
"Pretty sure if someone buys one of these they know exactly what they are getting. And they probably don't care whether the person who is advertising them is the artist or the artist's boyfriend. How is advertising and selling art a scam?",
"No ya won't... 😖",
"Spirograph? 🤔",
"Apparently not: see OP. ",
"Fun? That looks stressful",
"you should be a hand model, your hand is so perfect ",
"What if it’s a lady?",
"Two things I want to do in my life before I die are try mushrooms and acid. Just a little, just once! \n",
"Did you know there’s a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and gang activity? Think about it.",
"/r/hailesty",
"\"girlfriend\"",
"And then colored using Procreate. I draw mandalas with those apps as well. It’s a lot of fun and therapeutic. ",
"Looks handdrawn to me. If you zoom close enough you can see differences in each section.",
"I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic because it was like the most obvious and overdone burn ever.",
"Because doing it for karma is different to doing it for money ",
"Yeouch",
"How?",
"Not necessarily. Am in relationship and have done nothing this weekend but smoke weed and go to the dollar store",
"Is her twat as pretty?",
"That's why Jesus died for our sins. \nI remember he used to say, \"To sin is to win.\" \nI think he's coaching football these days. ",
"That's one large acid tab.",
"Looks like a very cool birth control dispenser.",
"Those would make for the coolest coasters. I'd totally buy some. D:\n\nEta: I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought so!! 😂 ",
"Heh. You said \"Procreate.\" Hehe",
"OP is full of shit",
"You look like you have very soft hands. ",
"Standard MO for extroverts. \n \n“Oh look what I made [using an app]!”\n \nSee it all the time, weirdly. ",
"cool",
"Beings PE teacher is like owning a van. \nIt makes everything you do just a bit creepier ",
"Damn. All that wasted time that coulda been spent givin you a BJ. 🙄\n\n/s",
"Can your girl draw one of the on my **large penis**?",
"Bad bot",
"Damn.",
"No. No. \n \nOk, I guess it was his own free will.",
"*Spirograph!*",
"Even if using a pattern, it's beautifully and skillfully done.\n\nWhat kind of pen or colored pencils did she use to create such luminescence to the art. It's practically glowing.",
"taking acid is a lot more safe than a NDE though",
"/r/watchpeopledieinside",
"Don't worry man. You'll find someone else. I know people like to say there's one specific person for everyone, but I'm not sure I agree with that. There are many people out there with similar interest looking for love. You can find someone who you make happy, and who makes you happy. And then you'll find that peaceful feeling again",
"Who cares ?",
"..Skadoosh",
"I’d pay to have one of these, it looks amazing! Are you selling?",
"Can your girlfriend be my girlfriend too?",
"It's a really hip ninja star",
"You did say it was disingenuously described by OP. Whether or not that devalues the art I can't say, but it does seem pretty rude and disingenuous of you, to say that the simple description OP gave was somehow not true. Even with an app, it is drawn. Even with an app, it can be done for fun. OP made no claims as to the method of drawing or coloring. Just that it's drawn. ",
"Because reddit changed their policy to allow them last year so they wouldn't look like hypocrites for doing the same.",
"Wow she did a beautiful job. I don't care if it was done with the help of an app, its still incredible! ",
"upvote because girl, gold because girl",
"Exactly. Not to mention that these aren't drawn and apparently are done using an app.",
">My gf draws these for fun and I thought you guys would like them\n\nMy gf draws these for sale and I thought I should advertise them on Reddit.\n\nFTFY\n\nWhy pretend anything else?",
"You can make pretty similar things using this website here [X](http://www.pumpkinpirate.info/ks/). This is one of many though. There are a lot of places which let you mess with radial symmetry. FireAlpaca is a drawing program which also lets you do the same thing more or less",
"Good point, my judgement had failed me. ",
"Let me hold some! hmu!",
"Either that or spend a couple of years studying and practicing \"The Mind Illuminated\".",
"*makes grabby hands* \n\nI will trade you 1 jar of homemade hot sauce. ",
"Mandalas and 3D art are wonderful! But the description of it as drawing is the part that's disingenuous in both cases.",
"I want that as a tattoo",
"Does your girlfriend happen to be a Radiant by chance? Hmmm...",
"From \"my gf draws these for fun\" to \"they're printed and the pattern is done digitally\" \"op links to ger page where you can buy them\" \"more power to them if they can sell\".\n\nLead like sheep.\n\n*\"More power to you\"* if you just make them yourself and print them:\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fractal-generating_software\n\nhttps://www.google.es/search?q=kaleidoscope+generator",
"Quantum gathering.",
"Spirograph",
"You have bitch hands",
"It looked like a female hand in the picture. 😀",
"So digital paintings all suck too, huh. They weren't drawn were they. ",
"Bad human. ",
"Too perfect to be hand-drawn, hue gradients is also perfect.",
"Are you my relationship? ",
"No I think the point is that she **didn't** draw this. Nobody is disputing the validity of digital drawing.",
"Mushrooms are surprisingly easy to grow.",
"u/theoksenpai this is so pretty 😍",
"Coaster...sell...",
"You must be terrible in bed if she spends all that time drawing that",
"She should make stickers with them? Sites like Zazzle let you create stuff free and provide a link and pictures for purchase and you make money$$\n\nEdit: sorry I assumed your international location. \n\n\n MONEY ¥£€$",
"I tried both schrooms and acid. Shrooms just seemed like a weaker version of acid to me and didn't make me see things. I only took a gram of shrooms though, my boyfriend took 2 grams and had a very bad trip. He saw things. But either time when I took acid then or ate shrooms I only felt like I 'gained something' for maybe a day after tripping. Felt more like a weird feeling, of course your brain is exhausted afterwards but it's more of a 'something changed' feeling. But it went away, for me at least. ",
"Yes. ",
"wow",
"You caught me! Now get in the bedroom and tongue punch my fart box, baby.",
"Bad -littlefang- 💯😤😂",
"Pretty sure his girlfriend is a printer, he should confront her.",
"First thing that came to mind was \"I wonder if these are for sale\". I don't understand why people label trying to make money off of your passion a 'bad thing' ",
"Does anyone remember MacPaint (1983) had a feature called \"Brush mirrors\" where you would draw something and could choose if it got reflected horizontally, vertically, both, etc? So it was super easy to make really symmetrical drawings like this. I did a lot of snowflakes as a kid, and they all looked fantastic bc symmetry. Mmm, sweet, sweet symmetry.",
"white people making a religious symbol a fashion item. Shameless, and people here are supporting this.",
"cup coasters? ",
"I made these when I was 5. ",
"I feel even more bad for this dude. It's even more obvious that his friend posted this. But he too is a Redditor and can't let anyone know, so he just refers to OP as some dude while trying to get people to sympathize rather than get out the pitch forks. \n \nAt the same time, he sneaks in a couple \"great art\" and \"great product\" comments to make people subconsciously think that random strangers accept this as something great. \n \nMeanwhile, it looks like something a 7 year old made during arts and crafts class on Tuesday.",
"I love digital paintings, never said this or anything else digital sucks. Just saying that \"drawing\" isn't the right term for these works of art.",
"Or OP is just a girl promoting her Instagram page ",
"You can download the image and take it to Walgreens. They make photo coasters of any image. Now I want to see this.",
"Oh my girlfriend does those! Here is her insta! Buy them now!",
"So it's basically the same as popular music. I agree though, the title was disingenuous and misleading and I wouldn't call these \"drawn\". ",
"That was obviously the whole point of this post, though. ",
"What's a computer????",
"Rolf? That you??",
"So pretty!",
"That’s a nice set of “coasters” you got there. ",
"No doubt no doubt. You get knocked down but they get ya up again. Na what i mean?",
"This is beautiful, I would love to see more of these & what else she can do!",
"I don't really believe in gaining actual onsite to the world by doing acid or shrooms. It can make you trip out and it makes you think of yourself and the world in a completely different lighting though. I remember for coming up with so many theories on life. It's an amazing feeling though. I went to a casino when it had already peaked and I was coming down from my trip. All the lights. It's amazing. ",
"Did you forget same sex relationships exist?",
"Yea this is like 70 years old ",
"Only things people appreciate will get attention anyway. Why does it matter if the posts feature things you can not only see but own?",
"I noticed this too. ",
"Yes.",
"\"does these for fun\"\n\nGives link where you can buy them...\n\nSomething doesn't add up haha",
"I honestly thought this was a jawbreaker the first few times I saw it on the front page ",
"Does your gf sell?",
"I would like to study that after I eat mushrooms",
"She must do acid",
"That's beautiful. I'd love that as a tattoo",
"Beautiful mandala!",
"I mean, half the responses are about your title being misleading. She doesn't draw these, nor does she do it for fun. You link to her Insta where she wants you to buy them. If it was for fun, she wouldn't sell them.\n\nCan we get a misleading flair on this, mods?",
"r/HeresTo 🍻 that! At first I didn’t think people would get it... glad it’s taken off!",
"With gf) Get off reddit. \n\nOkay getting off now. \n\nWithout gf) *hours later* still getting off of redditor's gfs",
"some filter or camera focus flaw there. You can’t see the lines in their hand. ",
"I do some gradients entirely by hand with colors I mix. I’ll update this comment with a picture link in a few minutes \n\nEdit: here’s a hat I designed and painted entirely freehand. \nhttps://m.imgur.com/gallery/VpButbs",
"Never trust a man with soft hands. ",
"She might enjoy /r/zentangle or /r/mandala",
"Just know results may vary. Ive done it twice, while it was great and fun, I didn't have an experience like that. Either way, it's worth trying.",
"I'm confused, pressing print is a skill now?",
"Like this...",
"My wife does similar as anxiety and stress relief. Maybe I should share some of hers if I get approval. She is very self conscious about them but I think you guys could boost her confidence in them. ",
"She's using 2 apps to create them. Check out her sales page, I mean Instagram.",
"aw those soft li'l fingletets",
"With gf) Get off reddit. \n\nOkay getting off now. \n\nWithout gf) *hours later* still getting off from meme’s",
"The fact there is an app for this makes it less impressive. If she did this by hand I would be mega impressed. ",
"I went to school for fine arts and you wouldn't imagine how many students there could not draw with a pencil and paper. Everything was a Google image while I sat their painting cartoons and being ridiculed by others as not \"fine art\". ",
"Don't even dream about it if you suffer from anxiety or depression in any way. I'm just saying.",
"Can't be having common folk trying to make an extra buck. Leave that for the already rich only.",
"Groovy",
"**He's fishing for upvotes and attention. Obviously she didn't DRAW it. I hope her cooking isn't like this for his sake.**",
"Except you don’t need one of these to stare at during an acid trip. It’s redundant at that point.",
"That's really pretty! You have beautiful hands btw.",
"lost forever; lost together ",
"/r/SonOfAShepherd ",
"I can’t be the only one that goes lefty after years of having the right hand ready to click that X if someone walks in. ",
"Well there’s a chance it can make it way worse, but it’s also possible for it to be very helpful for depression. Definitely wouldn’t rule them out completely, but yes take extra caution.",
"So anything done digitally isn't drawn according to you? I've seen these made, you literally draw the pattern (often on a tablet) and the program replicates the \"leaf\" so it's all symmetrical. ",
"This is even more pertinent with your username. But Steve Jobs said the greatest thing he ever did in his life was take acid with his girlfriend. They sat in a wheat field and the field played them Mozart. Acid is definitely something i think most people should try once.\n\nMy dad told me this, so I don't know the guys name, but supposedly a neurosurgeon or some sort of advanced doctor wrote a book saying everybody should try acid once.\n\nI haven't done it yet, but I plan on it.",
"Not once, not twice, but three times. Thirsty for attention. ",
"Picture of a shitty spyroscope drawing? Fuck you and fuck anyone who upvoted this dick ass shit ",
"> he shred the picture with us\n\nTo shreds, you say?",
"You're talking about Ayahuasca. I've done mushrooms and Ayahuasca and both are very similar in terms of the 'high'. \n\nAyahuasca's active ingredient is DMT which makes you hallucinate. LSD is synthetic DMT. It will give you similar visuals and effects but it won't take you as deep as Aya. \n\nAt this point, if your intention is to do mushrooms and LSD you could just cut through the bullshit and go straight to the real stuff, Ayahuasca. ",
"Maybe. You could always just cut straight to the chase and read up on all the work others have already done.",
"Yes? Which comments? ",
"and the things she sells on her instagram",
"Spirograph naturally haha",
"Where can I get one of these things for Valentine's Day?",
"do it :) ",
"Lame ",
"His fishing appears to be working. ",
"*eye twitch*",
"Pretty sure linear input came from a drawing the mirrored lines ",
"Who cares? I'd rather see real people peddling their crafts than the ACTUAL ads we scroll past.",
"👉*Zoop!*👉",
"Lol it wasn't by choice!",
"I what own",
"You think it would be at 35k upvotes if the title were accurate? \"My gf uses an app that creates a colorful manadala\" No. It was titled intentionally, don't act like it wasn't ",
"however, Ive found with acid I cant remember the answers once I've come down.",
"Ya Reddit is one big circle jerk ",
"Your hands are photogenic as fuck you should market that lol",
"Your honor, OP clearly meant his phone was his gf, therefore his gf did draw this",
"Wow where I could buy those, without a doubt they are beautiful!! ",
"Idk.. I think art being replicated with technology follows in line with literally all automation tech these days.. It isn't surprising and it's inevitable. Art was and always will be subjective so it'll retain value while also losing value.\n",
"No time like the present! Try just a small amount first so you can ease into it, that's what I did. And make sure you get it from someone you really trust. And if you do it with others make sure you really trust those people too. Basically, just do your research beforehand like you would for any new thing in life and you should have a good time. \nAlso, don't cook a bunch of food beforehand. It will look disgusting and you won't be able to eat it. I don't know why but that's how it is. ",
"You're kidding, right?\n\nYou obviously created this account to promote your gf's (do you even have a girlfriend?) computer made mandalas which she makes for SALE not for FUN. \n\nOr, maybe you're just a bot?\n\n",
"Immaculate hands. Kudos",
"My gf does these too. ",
"Not this again. ",
"Anything can be made to sound less impressive. That doesn't change the fact that it's still a piece of art that was created. Drawing with an app isn't any easier than drawing on paper. ",
"Dude this thread went downhill fast. I like it. Not sure why everyone is mad. ",
"That would be an amazing sticker!",
"Love the gradient ",
"I call it out whenever it happens, little or big.",
"That’s amazing ",
"r/dmt would love these",
"Thought it was a Spirograph from the thumbnail and was gonna give your gf a special snowflake award lol",
"What difference does it make? It's a nice image and if you like it you like it. Why judge a piece of art based on the tools used to create it? It's all about the final product.",
"Do it! Make sure you've got a good and safe environment, possibly even a trip sitter (not required, just a suggestion ). It lowers the likelihood of having a bad trip + safety. You don't need a trip sitter if you trust yourself to stay inside and out of trouble. Queue up some Tool, Pink Floyd, Parliament Funkadelic, any acid rock (obviously ), or whatever you are most into, and sit back and enjoy. Have fun.",
"I think it's more to do with not being able to translate it back to normal sober thought. On acid, the motion of a tree swaying in the wind can be a metaphor for all of existence, the movements of a crowd describe the concepts and patterns of eternity. Everything becomes part of a wider picture and you can only squeeze so much back into the confines of a consciousness with the filters turned on to process day to day life.",
"Are you even reading the shitshow of responses calling you disingenuous? Or are you a robot? Honestly good job for getting commercial exposure for this chachki stuff.",
"Imagine how much more karma this post would have if OP said “I’m a girl who..” instead of “My girlfriend..”",
"Also, coming from someone in the decal printing industry - that cut line is too perfect around the design for this to be hand drawn. It repeats itself with the same pattern down to the tiniest little detail. I’ve inadvertently been trained to notice things like that and the one in OPs picture repeats perfectly, down to the little repeating imperfections.",
"Link? I really want to see that ad now. ",
"But op specifically said she only does this for fun. He didn't mention anything about money. Op wouldn't... ",
"You've watched too much shark tank",
"And she draw them via APP. nice. so then anyone can dl that app and do exactly that",
"Upvoted for yes. ",
"This is bad advice. I've suffered from a really bad anxiety disorder and clinical depression. LSD and mushrooms changed my life for the better in ways beyond expression.\n\nObviously I'm not saying that everyone with anxiety or depression should be taking psychedelics, but to tell everyone that suffers from these issues that these things are off limits is not helpful. You could be preventing someone from something that could change their life for the better in an incredible way. ",
"amateur palm reader here, your strong line on your hand indicates you are very misleading...",
"😂😂who did this??😂😂",
"Had a spirograph as a kid that done these kind of drawings. Before apps\n",
"is your girlfriend greek?",
"Its female, the index is longer than the ring. ",
"Just because it can be sold, does not mean that it should be bought.",
"Thats not the point.\nThe point is that now a lets say 16y/o girl thinks that its very easy and doenst take skill at all, but then feels boosted bc of all her friends saying itd really cool etc.\n\nThen turns around and cracks down on some one else his/her work. While that person maybe uses the real skill and not just a F*CKING sablou (or what ever the english word for a pre made figuere is).\n\nThis is the problem with current art jobs.\nLets say someone asks me to make a logo and i say sure how mutch would you pay, and say ow do i need to pay you? Its art you like to do it so why would i pay? \nAnd then go a 13y/o kid with a pirate version of photoshop and he does it for maybe a lolly and thats the end.\n\nSkill and talents get soured by these easy to do \"cheaty\" ways.\nPeople like that friend the other guy was talking about spent years perfecting his skill and now a 16y/o just came alonge draws 4 lines and has this.\nIts bullshit",
"Yo /r/LSD would love this! ",
"Your gf do a lot of acid? Lol",
"\"Draws\"",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/tCYMesnacJ6cE/giphy.gif",
"My girlfriend does the exact same thing!!! Wtf?",
"LSD has been the most effective anti-depressant I've ever came across.\n\nNot saying that it has that affect for everyone, but microdosing and the occasional trip every 6 months or so always changes my perspective in the most positive way. When I'm really depressed, I can't get out of my head and I'm not a great person to be around. When I microdose or in the days after a trip, it really reminds me of the impact I have on other people and it motivates me to be more productive and to be a better person and I always use that motivation to do exactly that.",
"\"Draws\"... :/",
">I think it’s beautiful that your right hand ~~drew it~~ clicked the print button. Thanks for sharing OP!\n\nFtfy\n",
"Fibonacci",
"Id throw DMT/Ayahuasca on that list too! Talk about a life changing experience...",
"**That it is..because people come here wowed that she DREW it. At least, I came here pretty wowed but was disappointed to see it was just an app...talk about misleading**\n\n**Where do we for for karma refunds?**",
"Hand looks like a girls but says they have gf, gasp this can only mean one thing. ",
"Those would make pretty awesome stickers.",
"This looks like a mini DMT trip, that fits in the palm of your hand ...",
"Maybe not the first time tho...",
"Can I discuss this with my lawyer first? ",
"What is it printed on? ",
"Is it a coaster? Either way I’m not buying one",
"Me too but we hit up McDonald's instead of the dollar store. But if it counts we ordered off the dollar menu...",
"You could embed them in resin and they'd make sick coasters.",
"There are people who do this for fun??\n Must be nice to be so talented.",
"Get this on some string, sell it, get it out. I got orders for a 100 more of these things kid, let's go",
"I think it's because the artist gets to choose how much of a percentage they make back from each sale on top of the red bubble base price. If American or any consumer, you get used to not paying for the art on products and just the product itself. Whereas with red bubble, it gives those artists the opportunity to be actually paid for their work. I'd personally say the extra is worth it, because then you're encouraging that artist to produce more things you'd love to see. ",
"I don't know if this is sound advice, hahaha.\n\nLSD is not just Synthetic DMT. It is a different compound, but it overlaps with DMT in terms of the geography of the brain and how it affects it. I'm afraid that suggesting someone take DMT (or ayahuasca which is practically a 6 hour DMT trip) would scare them off from psychedelics. Even people who are very experienced with LSD and mushrooms end up saying that DMT is too much for them. I can imagine it could be a traumatic experience for someone who has never even tried milder psychedelics.\n\nThis being said, if you take enough LSD it can affect you similarly as ayahuasca would. I took 3 tabs alone on this one occasion and just laid in bed. It gave me one of the most frightening experiences of my life wherein I imagined that I started dying and I had the most vivid hallucination of a female EMT worker instructing me to breathe.\n\nDefinitely don't jump straight ayahuasca. ",
"I wonder if it would be good for 2D sprites for some games? Or is it strictly for printing purposes only?",
"I reccommend the next chance you get! (So long as youre in a good place mentally and emotionally)\nThe experience is one that willl have a profound impact on your life, and you may learn some important life lessons while young.\n\nI partake once a year or so, but i know 40 year olds whove tried it once, and 22 year olds that do it every other weekend, if you have any questions, let me know!",
" I kinda want one",
"You were right.",
"Rasengan!",
"Holy shit. It looks like it's actually glowing.",
"I admire my right hand to an extent too but relax bud ",
"It’s like that part in The Big Lebowski when the Dude has the acid flashback. ",
"😂 lil fang ",
"Sex. She sells sex.",
"Yea both are bucket-list material. Check out r/replications ",
"This guy gets bold. ",
"Saying \"for fun\" implies that it's not for money. Sure, Derek Jeter had a lot of fun while playing professional baseball and making $20 million a year but you'd never say he played for fun. ",
"You have city hands Mr Hooper- you’ve been countin’ money all your life! ",
"Acid is definitely better than shrooms for this in my experiences. I had some scary experiences on shrooms, but some great ones too. The acid was so much more intense & visual. The key to a good trip is environment. Set everything up to enhance your experience. Spend part of it outside or somewhere that is nice & comfortable. If not doing it alone, make sure you are around positive people who will not ruin it for you. Get some cool objects to look at, like art or crystals, etc, something cool to watch & listen to, some cool lights. If done correctly & with a positive mindset, then it can change your life for sure! Be safe & enjoy! ",
"Acid isn't for everyone and the insights you gain won't necessarily be any more true or useful than the thoughts you have now. It's certainly true that acid will put you into a new, very emotional frame of mind and that's how all these new thoughts come about. \n\n\nUnfortunately the emotions and alien nature of a trip are too much for some people to handle. Really consider whether you would be comfortable stuck in a very emotional and completely new mindset for 12 hours. If you don't find it easy to let go, or your mood isn't very stable then there's a chance you would be very tense throughout the trip and when on acid that tension will permeate through the very fabric of your reality.\n\n\nPersonally I feel like it's a cool holiday in another world but not one that reflects our own. ",
"Get ready /r/tattoos",
"What makes you think *that* is real life and sober life is less real, rather than just the drugs are making your brain do stuff?",
"Tbh I just assume every redditor is a guy until proven otherwise. ",
"That hand is awesomely realistic. For most artists, drawing hands is one of the hardest things. ",
"I want one of these in Grixis colors as a tattoo.",
"It's not hand drawn btw",
"TRUE btw",
"At once?",
"haha thats funny i should tell my GIRLFRIEND about this comment",
"Haha, I don't think you scrolled quite far enough to see the actual coasters. But that pic with the money is money I made selling them. ",
"Tell her to go back to the drawing board! And make some more.",
"I drew mandalas and it took an unbelievably long time to produce. I would not do it again. ",
"FUCKING NEEEEEEEERD",
"I don't know for sure but I'm sure the image editing technology wouldn't be hard to reproduce for creating sprites.",
"Who told you to take 3 tabs?",
"And what happens to the thing you are holding in your hand?",
"this is exactly my style!! where is she located?",
"Woah! ",
"iOrnament is better for mandalas, but yeah, it's an app that helps. ",
"Are these done with pencil? The colour contrast is great!",
"Or this is a picture of OP's girlfriend holding the art she made",
"Ben, is that you? Lol. Me and my buddy Ben ate some caps and went to a casino for the same reason, the lights and sounds, it was incredible.",
"Man that is intricate. Beautiful colors.",
",thousands and thousands of upvotes don't care about what you say,",
"She’s not just making them, she’s selling them. Which means the artists with actual talent who take hours to hand make things end up having to sell their art for pennies to compete in the market. It just sucks. \n\nThis situation is a little different though because the girl used to draw them by hand,",
"Absolutely. ",
"do it. ",
"Joke's on you; the printer and I had a lovely evening! ^^^^xkcd:1183",
"It’s to perfect to have been drawn by hand, I know some ppl are amazing artist but this looks like something off the computer, it’s to perfect. Are you saying it’s by hand or off a computer program where she designs and then prints it? I’m not calling you or her out, I just am asking for additional info. Do you have something else of hers that you could show us?",
"Except that reading about it and experiencing it are completely different things. Psychedelics expand your mind and world view. The only way to understand it is by doing, no amount of studying can ever do the same.",
"/r/gonwild material right there",
"Very well done, looks super professional.",
"They tell you about it in the inevitable post they make with it in the title.",
"/r/karmacourt of course",
"This is so funny 😂💯",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
" Yeah, you're right — I didn't realize it was a point and click app.",
"Opposite for me, bro. Acid is a much more uncomfortable experience in moderate to large doses for me than shrooms are. If you're only gonna take a hit or three, then acid is fine too, but I'd rather eat a quad of mushrooms.",
"Even if its morrored, the composition is still really nice, an app doesnt give you the knowledge to design a mandala, just makes executing it easier.",
"Nice. I had a spirograph when I was younger as well lol \n\nhttps://ii.worldmarket.com/fcgi-bin/iipsrv.fcgi?FIF=/images/worldmarket/source/55129_XXX_v1.tif&wid=650&cvt=jpeg",
"> Drawing with an app isn't any easier than drawing on paper.\n\nWell obviously it is, why else would you use the app to create these then?",
"No one wants to buy your shitty drawings",
"That's why it's important to be able to gauge ones own state of mind, and only trip when you are feeling good and comfortable about yourself. It also is smart to always have a trip sitter for at least your first experience, and to start with just a couple of hits.",
"God damn what kinda lotion you using? Looks like they made the lines on your hands vanish. ",
"In Nova Scotia, Canada! :) ",
"Well she does that for fun? What does she do for real hardcore trying her best? Like draw a whole wall in this pattern with nanometer accuracy? She got it perfect tho. Great job! ",
"Hell yeah, draw one on me with a tattoo gun.",
"She does them by hand as well, but this one is done with an app. ",
"I'm sure drawing/printing them onto coasters could would be pretty popular. ",
"So amazing ",
"Nice! Reminds me of the artwork for the Smashing Pumpkins' Teargarden by Kaleidoscope.",
"Well, I’m in my mid-50s so too late for the “young” part. What do you mean by learning life lessons from it?",
"Who you callin' guy? Pal",
"Hello marketing team!",
"That is a crazy amount of precision in her pen work! Does she do this purely by eye? ",
"Do it, it's worth it to do it once. Have good people around. ",
"Your sister is a good artist!",
"Her gf? ",
"Neither state is more real than the other, they're just different perspectives on reality.",
"I just came to the comments to find out whether this thing is a cookie, because I thought that would be really impressive....",
"I'm afraid I am not Ben lol great minds think alike though. I couldn't imagine seeing a laser show. ",
"She draws others by hand. The vast majority of her art is drawn, but it looks like she’s been doing some digital ones because its probably more cost efficient than selling her real art prints to the Instagram crowd. Artist life is rough. ",
"My dude does the same thing. Watching him draw tattoos is fun. ",
"I just made stuffed mushrooms. Send me your address and I will mail one to you to try.",
"Haha, I wish. Just a fellow artist who knows how it feels to not get paid for their work😂",
"If you look closely the gradient is not perfect. ",
"Same. I've been wanting to try them for a while but have zero clue as to how to obtain any. Seems like they would be a cool experience.",
"She draws others by hand. The vast majority of her art is drawn, but it looks like she’s been doing some digital ones because its probably more cost efficient than selling her real art prints to the Instagram crowd. ",
"Cool",
"I think you mean r/hailetsy",
"Spirograph....\n",
"It just gives you a new perspective that you couldn't have suspected without opening your brain to mushrooms (can't speak for LSD). It's kind of difficult to explain without partaking, and even hard to describe after partaking. Try it and let us know what you thought it changed? I'd love to know. Good luck!",
"This \"lazy artmentship\" has 44k+ upvotes, people like it. Don't try and say a piece of art is bad because of how it was created. Don't discourage someone from creating art because they didn't make it the way you think it should be made.\n\nI've been a graphic designer for 15 years and the biggest thing I learned is that there will always be someone better than you. Don't compare yourself to others. If a 13 yr. old can easily re-create your work, then the work you're doing is probably not spectacular.\n\nIf a 16 year old girl found a way to create a piece of artwork in 1 hour, but would take you 2 days, then maybe you should think about changing your process. I'm sure you're not using traditional tools to create logos, why should she?\n\n",
"Looks like a gnarly beer cooler ",
"I can imagine how long that too her to make. ",
"Sure. But the offer might change if you leave the tank.. choose wisely.",
"I literally make the same as OP's gf but just post them on Instagram (@rwbronco) I do mine in Illustrator and just rotate the pattern around a central point or mirror it. You can have someone like stickermule print them for you for pretty cheap.",
"Can she do my tattoos!?",
"She’s sexually frustrated. She doesn’t want a new boyfriend, but she wishes this one would spend more time with her in the sack. ",
"Marry her, now.",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/1959xtD",
"They appear to be hand drawn by the details. I checked the smallest \"petals\" on the outside. However, the original pattern may have been computer aided.\n\nIf I were to do it 100% hand drawn, I would draw the image in pencil first, then go over in the colored ink. I cannot confirm the process this was made with though, and I am not an expert.",
"Shes a keeper",
"Like to have one? Yes, hand them over. ",
">Drawing with an app isn't any easier than drawing on paper. \n\nWrong. It is 100x easier. That's what I do for a living ",
"Very, very bad advice. Don't scare people out of a potentially incredibly positive and transformational experience just because you had a bad trip once.",
"It gives you new perspectives. It personally allowed me to look deep inside myself, and realize that the decisions i had made in my life so far we'rent shaping me into the person i wanted to be. \n\nIt allowed me to look at every different scope of my life and how I am shaping and being shaped by the world around me, every action you take must be with confidence and awareness.\n\nIt also taught me true empathy. Not the typical \"one like = one prayer\" but literally feeling so connected to the rest of the world and everyone in it, it really helped me understand how silly some of the conflicts in the world are, and how the simple things i do, can have huge impacts on others, good and bad.\n\nIm much slower to anger. Before, I would be sitting in traffic screaming at cars to move, but now i can sit there with a newfound appreciation of just being alive on such a beautiful day. I dont get frusterated, and i dont yell at people when im mad.\n\nThese are all lessons that acid helped hammer into my brain as a young adult, and i see adults struggling with even the most basic forms of these every day. \n\nI would rate my experiences beneficial, and reccommend that everyone try it at least once, provided they are researched, prepared, safe, and the doses are tested.\n\nPS: Also... try it at a music festival if you end up liking it. Laser light shows and music is an experience of bibical proportions on some good acid.",
"also depends on which subreddit. That many dudes on the right subreddit and headline will put you in karma kingpin territory ",
"Slippery slope, vote with your votes",
"Take your lady out man. She’s bored out of her mind. ",
"Wow",
"This would make a good tattoo",
"She draws others by hand. I think the couple of digital ones are stickers or whatever that she can sell more cheaply since people are less likely to shell out more money for real art, you know?",
"Easier for everybody? Or for you. There are great natural sculptors out there, doesn't mean it's as easy for everyone as it is for them. If it was so easy, then everyone would be drawing with an app instead of struggling on paper. ",
"I think she could make lots of these and sell them as decorations for walls....",
"Mandalas be rad 😎",
"What",
"I went far enough back to find them; very pretty and makes me want to start crafting again. Assuming you use tiles to make them, where do you buy your tiles from? I think I'm going to make coasters my mass Christmas gift to my family and friends next year, but I want to buy like 30 of them. I looked on Amazon and they were expensive, which I want to avoid. Any suggestions?",
"What's wrong with it? I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm just wondering ",
"Ah the good old r/pics self promotion post that they gilded with their second account\n\nFTFY",
"I thought it was a done with a Spirograph. ",
"I’m assuming this is a picture of OP’s girlfriend’s hand holding her art. ",
"Looks like a cool fidget spinner ",
"I'm sorry man. I just fell in love with her.",
"I was gonna say the “you should sell these on etsy” second account comment",
"I do like them, that shit looks neat as hell. Your gf is definitely a talented lady if she draws all that out by freehand. Hell even if she like somehow traced it on or something, I don't think I'd be capable of it or making something look that nice.",
"She should probably look into selling those. Think she might make a few bucks.",
"Can I have one? They’re pretty",
"Work smarter not harder homie",
"Because it’s pretty to look at? I like it, calm down. ",
"makes you go full blown communist with HIV",
"Yea was too early...",
"His \"girlfriend\" did a good job. It's not hand drawn, but still cool though.",
"Yeah you thought",
">verklempt\n\nHoly shit. I just had an \"ohhhhh\" moment. When I was younger my friend's mom used to use this word all of the time. Anyways, I always pronounced it \"faklempt\" like I thought she did, too. But when I went to use it in a sentence years later I wanted to check the spelling but when I tried to look it up, I couldn't find it. So for years I thought that was a word my friends mom made up. But I just read your comment and now realize it's a real word and I was just pronouncing it wrong.",
"That looks really cool.",
"Nice. Is she single?",
"I think you mean \"*37 dicks*\" [Kora edition](https://youtu.be/TTXhxFvu4I4)\n\nNsfw language",
"The girlfriend is in the picture, supporting the drawing. (Or \"drawing.\")",
"I'm sure there will always be buyers that will prefer to own a piece of art made using traditional methods. I just don't agree that a 16yo girl designing and selling pieces of work should be called lazy and accused of devaluing the industry simply because she's using a tool that makes it easier/faster. If making mandellas is her thing, and she knows how to make a nice design that people will like, then the process is irrelevant. (IMO)",
">wasted time \n\nHobbies don't exist for the sole purpose of making bank. Plus selling art can be difficult for some artists due to the high competition and lack of enough buyers. ",
"If you like this google \"Indian Mendi patterns\". My sister does this alot, basically the same thing.",
"[https://i.imgur.com/qQeJtN5.gif](https://i.imgur.com/qQeJtN5.gif)",
"Zoop 👉😎👉",
"Henna artist?",
"Either you or your girlfriend have nice nails. Juss saying.\n\nEdit: That looks amazing too!",
"It's \"with all due respect\". ",
"Nobody sells sex. They just sell the hope for sex. But OPs GF probably sells art otherwise he would have posted on /r/checkoutmygfsbewbz",
"And her butt with a plug on gone wild",
"Most modern engines will take any modern popular image formats (png, jpeg, bmp etc) and allow you to use them as sprites. You might want to edit them in GIMP first though to resize them if the image is large.",
"My gf would love that!! In fact we both would, your lady friend is talented and Reddit seems to agree!!",
"www.fortyonehundred.co.nz\n\nThis is hand drawn, its similar, huge hand drawn pics, quite amazing really.\n",
"I never said it is not good as it is.\nIts just that most people dont seem to find the diffrence between skill and easy proces.\nYou should know that aldo yes maybe some one makes it faster that on closer inspection its a big diffrence.\n\nThere is a real diffrence in handmaking a lets take a mandale or just the \"mirror on XY in (x) amount of times as i do on Z\" way.\n\nWhere you might put in 1hour of very fine detail the 13y/o didnt. \nBut to most people this isnt seen this detail but to some one who knows what to look for it is.\n\nBesides the point that that 13y/o has illigal softweare and what not.\nEven besides he doesnt know what a vector is and uses photoshop (pixels) to make the logo.\n\nYes i agree if he can remake 1.1 in 10times the speed you do it something is wrong with what you do.\nBut most amount of times this isnt the case.\nAnd you should know.\n\nI studied game art in in the \"unity store\" and what not there is loooods and looods of crap made by just a random kid in blender asking 1$ on an have as asset. Yet it still get sold to people where you work hours on a good asset ask 5$ for it and no one buys it because it cost more.\n(Just an example i never made things i sold online because of that shit).\n\nI bet that if someone who has masterd the skill of making this by hand gets this \"coppie\" stuff he makes even better stuff.\n\nIts all in the basics, back to the hard schooling of skills is better then learning people the cheap and fast way.\n\n",
"Draws? By hand? What?",
"Her Instagram says it's digital using a mirroring software",
"Correlation not causation my dude",
"Does she sell these? They look like stickers and are fucking magical. I have the perfect spot for one of these on my water bottle ",
"you thought wrong stupid",
"Yup. I got my Bachelor of Fine Arts degree and saw it first hand. Everything nowadays is about advertising yourself with clickbait titles like OP's post and seeing how much attention you can get. When it comes right down to it: skill doesn't matter as much as popularity. It doesn't matter if she drew it by hand or not, it's still gotten 50k+ upvotes and enough attention that it will boost her sales.",
"Tryptamine paradise!",
"Spirograph",
"Pai sho tile?",
"You're kinda cute tho for real. Try not to be so creepy.",
"I couldn't do something this good on my old Spirograph. Beautiful. ",
"Beautiful",
"Every girl I know draws these when they’re doodling in class or something.",
"R/zentangle",
"I want one! How beautiful!",
"Or you could also do this by hand. [It's not like it's impossible](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsbI-L4bozA), it just takes time, patience and a bit of practice.",
"Cue the web detective that proves this is just an obscure coaster design that wasnt put into production.",
"Girlfriend = hand jokes. Truly savage. ",
"Quite Cryptic",
"That depends on what you're drawing doesn't it? \n\nIf what you're drawing is intricate geometric symmetrical patterns, then an app that finishes it for you with just minor input is OBVIOUSLY much easier for everybody.\n\nYou might as well be arguing that using a self driving car to pass your driving test is as difficult as passing it in a normal car.",
"OP: “Hey baby, you wanna have some fun tonight?”\n\nOP’s GF: “Tray 2 Error”",
"Nice, now I have to. ",
"Good thing it's an HP, so he has some **H**ot **P**ussy.",
"What?",
"+Internet points for mentioning Spirograph! I thought the same thing when I saw this. ",
"Is your girlfriend a Spirograph?",
"OP tell your girlfriend I would pay her for this work!",
"So pretty.",
"👈 *Badoop!*👈",
"I'm happy that people are on the hand-artists' side. I draw mandalas 100% free handed with no tools whatsoever (other than a pen or pencil obviously :P). It doesn't make me \"better\" than anyone else but it's incredibly frustrating to see people pump these out like factory work and get all the attention while freehanders get hardly any of the credit because it's not absolutely smooth, perfect and flawless like when done in a computer program. \n\nMy goal is to be able to make things this smooth and pretty entirely by hand though. ",
"Can you share that experience without getting ptsd or uncomfortable?",
"Prove it.",
"r/lsd",
"Damn... just looked up the definition, I had no idea! Thanks for saving me from buying a work of art that I thought was from OPs girlfriend but is in fact from OP. Man you really saved me 3.99. Imagine if I bought this thinking a girl had made it but in fact a man had made it. What a scam!",
"Well we don’t, okay guy?",
"wow",
"people don't sell sex on instagram. they use sex to sell doilies and shit.",
"Does it matter? Fuck this drug snobbism.",
"That's freakanomics for ya",
"It’s amazing. She is so talented ",
"Why pretend? because people would attack him for advertising. At least by pretending he can get some views and probably sales before Reddit figures him out.",
"Sounds like the way to go. I suffer from clinical depression and anxiety. Maybe it will help.",
"It does look pretty similar to a Spirograph, but it's not. To be a Spirograph it needs to be one continual line, that moves in a mathematically predetermined pattern. This is just a radially symmetric pattern.\n\nAlso, people frequently consider multiple overlapping Spirograph as one Spirograph. \n\nAlso also, What I just said isn't even really true, because what I described is a hypotrochoid. a Spirograph is a trademark brand of machines used to create hypotrochoids. So it's like a Band-Aid/Adhesive Bandage thing. ",
"😂😂 whose mans is this ?? 😂😂",
"Had I been aware I wouldn't have commented.",
"Thank you much appreciated! ",
"I did actually... I really like the GOT ones. ",
"“the answers can be found by getting high”\n\n Sometimes true, but those “answers” are frequently to questions like “dude, ever wonder what the sky tastes like?”\n\nSo yeah, I don’t like to admit it.",
"There's like 1,000 vaginas drawn on that thing. Good job!",
"Makes me sad that there are so many people who see the life changing potential of psychedelics but are unable to because they are not only illegal but hard to find even if you are willing to look past the legal issue. They have changed my life in many amazing ways, but it's been years since I've been able to find any. So frustrating. \nSure is easy to find crack and heroin though 😔",
"Can you eat it?",
"> My girlfriend draws these for ~~fun~~ sale.\n\nFTFY",
"I would buy this as a coaster.",
"Fractals ",
"Check the app stores for Amaziograph or Überdoodle. ",
"Yes. Should be tried at least once. But they're like cookies. It's hard to do just once.",
"Doesn't seem like your views, or mind, we're expanded at all if you are so willing to completely write off learning and studying others experiences.",
"There's a color gradient from middle to outside. I can't imagine one way to hand draw these: OP is bullshitting. (That was my first thought when seeing the image in full size.)\n\nReading the next few comments confirmed that these are either 100% computer generated or mostly computer generated with a little bit of human intervention to start the process.",
"That was before she discovered the app that does it all for her. ;) ",
"She/he wouldn't have got the same attention",
"I am old... school 😉",
"I tried to come up with a word, like \"cool\" or \"awesome\", but neither really describe it. Then I thought, \"Damn, that's beautiful\". Yeah, that's the right word.",
"This guy posting his girlfriends arts and crafts aren't the culprit.",
"And how is that so perfectly and symmetrically cut out!? ",
"I like it",
"Nah i dont like it.\nIt seems a bit, imho, girly to me...",
"Gyroscope?",
"I buy mine from Lowe's for $0.16 a tile. I get rubber stoppers from Amazon to stick on the bottoms so that they don't scratch the table. You can find a bunch of tutorials on how to make them all over the internet, but what I found works best for me is to modge podge the image onto the tile, wait for it to dry, spray it with a clear acrylic sealer, modge podge it again, and then do a final seal with polycrylic sealer so that it is waterproof. If you use any images printed with an ink printer make sure to seal it with a spray sealer before you modge podge or anything, otherwise your ink will run and smudge. Learned that the hard way. And make sure you seal the whole thing with something like polycrylic or another waterproof sealer or the modge podge will come off and smudge since it's water based. ",
"You can stick it on any solid surface. Your car your phone case anything you like it withstands any harsh weather ",
"It all depends on who you are and who you are selling to. The scenarios you describe sound like entry level freelance problems. The people buying $1 models off unity are probably in the same situation as the seller. Just starting off, and grinding out models. They are not stealing any business for the higher quality, more expensive models.\n\nPart of my current job is to create 3D renders of event spaces. Sometimes I need to buy a 3D model of a specific piece of furniture. There is a big difference between a $5 model and an $80 model. We usually pay more for a better, more detailed model.\n\nThere are buyers for everything, you just need to know who you are selling to. No one is going to pay $500 for this 16yo girls mandala coaster, so I don't think she's under cutting and stealing any business from other artists.",
"Wow, you don't get tired of posting \"her\" instagram, do you? \n\nOh, right, maybe we will convince \"her\" to sell them...",
"Put this design on those lil breads they give you at church",
"This is beautiful!!",
"Or ya know, naturally have a creative mind. ",
"Me, too, obviously!!! ",
"It would be cooler if she did then by hand. Saying this as someone who actually draws mandala patterns. ",
"It's entirely possible to be able to create intricate designs without acid and whatnot.\n\nLittle application in the brain called creativity ",
"He already told you.\nIt's drawn by his girlfriend, so yeah, 100% hand drawn.",
"Going to report every post where you promote your instagram.",
"They look cool",
"She uses an app. Some people, myself included, actually draw these by hand. ",
"Wow that’s beautiful!",
"It's done with an app that mirrors a small sliver. So you draw like 1/6th or 1/8th of the mandala (depending on the pattern you want) and the app draws in the rest for you. ",
"What you're looking to use is a compass to make perfect circles, not a protractor. A protractor helps you with angles. ",
"She uses an app.",
"Somehow I don’t think this is drawn. I think a computer algorithm made this. ",
"“Draws”",
"Maybe in mildly interesting. These are just made by a tool so not that impressive.",
"The hint is that OP claims his \"gf\" made it. Redditors... amirite?",
"Dude get out of here with this advertisement crap. ",
"( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) ",
"Psh. \"these\" ",
"She could make bank doing henna tattoos",
"This is hand drawn. 🤮",
"Sure, but offering something you made for sale doesn't imply to me that it was made for the sole purpose of selling.",
"That’s obviously not what they said. You can research and read others experiences, but psychedelics provide a new and unique outlook to each person that uses them. How is reading about another persons personal revelation about their life going to give you any insight into your own thoughts or feelings? ",
"Well there always will be people starting out. Thats a fact, and yes there is nothing wrong with that.\n\nNo no one will buy a $500 coaster from a 16y/o but they might buy it when its 2$.\nYet no one will buy it from the guy who does do them hand made and askes for 10$. \n\nIts true, know who your buyer is, its just that the onces not knowing who the buyer is will drop the price so low that the whole market has to adjust to that price.\n\nHe might sell them for 5$ labeld \"hand made\" but he wont get them out for 10$ since well.. why would one? \n\nWe had a lot of talke with teachers about this, 1 who freelanced for over 30years had to stop because he wasnt making a living anymore to the simpel fact that the unknowing kept the price realy low.\nYes conpetision is a good thing, it really is, but selling stuff in a underprice isnt.\n\n\nLike a few years ago we had a courtcase in the countrie i live. 1 suppermarket sewed another over a price war saying that they killed the market by keeping the price at the buying price for the suppermarket over a long time (like a half year).\nThey lost around a few millions because people just whent for that 1 product to the low price store and buying all other stuff there aswell.\n\nThere is a point where the price is just to low and for that 16y/o it isnt but for someone who makes a living out of it cutting price in half would make a diffrince in if he could pay for food next week or not.",
"More power to you if you *hand draw* them over countless hours and then *burn them afterwards* so you don’t miss the entire point of them in the first place",
"I sincerely doubt this is drawn by hand. ",
"Me too. ",
"Ah okay thanks ",
"Very pretty",
"Tell her to design tattoos. You can make some good cash doing it!",
"I see similar visions on psychedelics. Breathing living changing beauty. Nice",
"Thank you. And I’ll do what I can",
"Spirograph strikes again",
"Look at what my (gf/bf/brother/sister) made because no one gives a fuck if I did it, btw plz buy my stuff I can't manage a job.",
"I agree, artist life is hard. If she can draw them by hand that’s talent, using an app, even if she isn’t using it to fully create the work, kinda takes away from it. This is where quality over quantity comes in, charge more for quality homemade art if you are getting a lot of attention or orders. BUT that said that’s just my opinion, I am no businessman, just some rando on reddit.",
"Wicked!",
"Those would make some beautiful coasters. Love the colors!",
"At first I thought you were referencing Sailor Mars. ",
"Available in the app store.\n\nhttps://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.dsstudio.spiral2&hl=enhttps://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.dsstudio.spiral2&hl=en",
"That’s awesome, thanks for the link. I could watch that all day.",
"Great, opinions from both sides. Potential users with anxiety and depression issues, you can choose. best of luck.",
"Hey u/omnicot, you should absolutely post this to r/holofractal. It would be very well received! Absolutely beautiful. Your girlfriend is quite talended and you sir are a very lucky man. Best wishes to you both ",
"Reported as fake. No reddit or has a girlfriend ",
"Just so you know, anytime someone uses technology to make something that was previously created only by artisans, that new thing is everything that is wrong with this world and should be shunned. Got it? ",
"Salty",
">Why pretend?\n\nThat was a [rhetorical question](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhetorical_question).\n\n>people would attack him for advertising\n\nRightly so.",
"Now you became a sales representative? \n\nLOL.",
"Her Instagram page has multiple hand drawn works",
"I find that hard to believe when they're doing exactly that. \"My girlfriend makes them for fun and I thought you'd enjoy [to look at] them\".\n\nAnd then, boom, hyperlink to website with product for sale. I suppose that's \"fun\", using a sub that supposed to be about looking at pictures and turning it into a sub about looking at advertisements under the guise of a regular post. \n\nIt's the same as how businesses get people to make their Facebook status about a product in return for a %50-off coupon. Turning social interaction into consumerism. ",
"Redditors either have a “girlfriend” or a “child” who “just have drawn” something that creates lots of karma. It’s a law of nature or so.",
"I hand draw patterns/mandalas/other art as well and it sucks to see people doing it digitally and people thinking they’re done something amazing and real artists not getting any attention",
"Good talent. Nice post. ",
"To what?",
"She's my girlfriend now.",
"Yes, good talent to use an app with a symmetry function.",
"Finally an original idea!",
"[Best I could do](https://youtu.be/Pylbi-rRxhs). ",
"Tutu.",
"These would be fun to cross stitch. She should consider making patterns!",
"Thank you! They were one of the first sets I sold! They wound up looking much nicer in the end. ",
"It's so good it could be a tracing. ",
"I have a compass for the initial and inner circles. It's the angles of the shapes inside that always end up a little off. But took me a minute to invest in a compass, too.",
"goto hell",
"Bullshit.",
"I suppressed all those memories due to my deep shame at the guilty pleasure of it. Same thing for Power Rangers.\n\nThat being said, Mercury is the hottest planet by far.",
"are you implying that we should care about upvotes",
"Your response makes no sense. Maybe you’re on acid now.",
"probably, it looks like a female hand",
"Seriously?",
"what app wiseass for all i know youre just making this up",
"Has that been confirmed, or are you taking what someone mentioned as a possibility as fact?",
"easy to hate on someone trying to make a fool of you and take *your* money though",
"Oh yeah shitposting! I’m pretty sure that I have seen this picture before. Probably in facebook",
"You can make one of these online in like 30 seconds yourself and stare at it if you want. Just like op did. ",
"yo man not sure if youre oblivious but youre reddit's most disliked user of the day",
"The color pattern looks really nice 👍🏿 ",
"That's extactly the point I was trying to make. Thank you. :-) I'm actually quite envious. I wish I was talented enough at one of my hobbies to make a living out of it, but sadly that's not (currently) the case. But when I see someone who *can*, I don't get salty about phrasing or how they market themselves, I just think \"way to go\". ",
"Sheesh....[back in my day we did it the old fashioned way](http://www.skooldays.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Spirograph-set.jpg)",
"so far 😭",
"Cool af, but can't believe that this is handmade tho",
"Do you have a Etsy, Or Instagram account for your work",
"I used to do similar stuff by hand. It's not really hard and can make a nice symmetrical pattern. \n\nAn example would be to fold a piece of paper horizontally and then vertically so you have creases that all meet in the middle. It should leave you with 4 squares separated by the creases.\n\nThen I'd draw my pattern in the top left square or whichever you want to start on. Using a pencil and making sure to design the pattern so the bottom part and right-hand side are open-ended.\n\nAfter I'm done with my pattern, I'd go back over it heavily with the pencil. Then fold the paper over and use something like a coin or whatever to rub the design onto the other square. It should leave enough of an imprint on the other side that you can just trace over to complete the other side of your design.\n\nThen repeat this with the others until you have what you want. Of course, your paper is all creased and a few other imperfections from the transfers. So after that, I'd redraw it onto another clean medium using ink or whatever and using the previous piece as a reference.\n\nAt least that's a technique that I used to use that works fairly well. I haven't drawn in years. Talking about this makes me want to start again....",
"Definitely don't buy a rotisserie chicken.",
"Palmela Handerson.",
"lol wut? ",
"Your gf might really enjoy applying henna, very similar designs ",
"I do things of this nature entirely by hand. This ones not as complex, but I was pleased with the smooth gradient \nhttps://m.imgur.com/gallery/VpButbs",
"Is the fibonacci sequence in there?",
"You're thinking \"spirograph\", but still probably just some mirroring app.",
"I did this entirely freehand...\nhttps://m.imgur.com/gallery/VpButbs",
"This is a hat I did entirely freehand \nhttps://m.imgur.com/gallery/VpButbs",
"Dude! That’s awesome :) ",
"Yea, if you aren't honest with yourself and have unresolved issues you keep buried deep in your subconscious, be careful, because you're about to spend some time getting to know yourself, and you might not like what you see.",
"it looks good but the one on the OP is the same 360° all the way around.... to do that by hand would be near impossible",
"Time to set up Etsy and Spreadshirt stores",
"Okay?? That looks like it’s done by hand, OPs looks so perfectly symmetrical that it’s hard to believe it was drawn",
"Dude I saw this exact same pic from a girl next to me at an airplane from SFO to Boise.it takes only 30 mins max. Just phenomenal \n\nThanks for sharing ",
"I’ll dig out another in a bit. I have done 360degree symmetric mandalas. \n\nEdit: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/5ubjBX0",
"ITT: fine arts students pissed off that people can easily make more attractive pieces of art than them using children’s apps",
"Seriously. I also find it just hilarious that his response is \"who told you to take 3 tabs\" when he's literally telling a stranger that's never taken any psychedelic to jump straight to ayahuasca which would probably induce an even more terrifying experience than what I underwent EVEN having prior experiences with LSD and mushrooms.\n\nI took them because I felt like it. I don't regret the experience. It showed me how powerful LSD can be and not to underestimate it.",
"Um, no one? I had a number of trips under my belt, but I'd never taken a dose that high and I just felt like it. I still take LSD. It's not like it ruined it for me. But it could have ruined it for someone else who is inexperienced. \n\nMore importantly, You're saying \"who told you to take 3 tabs\" while you're telling someone who has never even taken a psychedelic to go straight to motherfucking ayahuasca.",
"Well this is done in puffy paint, so it’s not as clean, but I just bought some nice markers to do designs with which I’ll eventually be making t shirts and stuff. \nhttps://m.imgur.com/gallery/5ubjBX0",
"i, for one, would like to see these flying hot dogs.",
"See, that's the kind of practiced, painstaking artistry that people *think* they're seeing and upvoting in this post.",
"[Well, that'll be the day](https://i.imgur.com/1G9NN20.gif)",
"Thanks duder. ",
"Turn them into drink coasters and sell them.",
"ok",
"Drawing a design in one pie slice and having it copied is not the same as drawing the same thing symmetrically, multiple times. ",
"SPIROMANIA IS GOING WILD",
"Hahahaha",
"Since when can you not make money doing something for fun? Not saying OPs motive wasn't to drive business there, but people can do things for fun and sell them.",
"Oh, that’s really neat! Still pretty amazing detail for designing 1-/8th go 1/6th of it. ",
"It seems like she sells both. Most companies know its smartest to have a range of products to cater to different markets, and considering its a really competitive market when it comes to art it’s probably smart for her to have cheap things as well as nicer and more expensive handmade work. \n\nIt does kind of suck but people gotta survive. ",
"It cuts down on time for sure. ",
"you never know these days",
"Oh ok, I gotcha now. Pick up one of these bad boys. You can get them for cheaper at a place like Staples or OfficeMax, around $3 at those stores versus Amazon's for $6. The outer ring spins, once you find the angle of line you want draw the line using the spaces on the inner solid part. I use this when plotting on a map and for other stuff. \n\nhttps://www.amazon.com/Helix-Angle-Circle-Maker-36002/dp/B0044S5CZM/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_229_bs_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=VFMM9CEQY9T7NY0YRMRC",
"I did shrooms for years. We lived next to a field where they grew in abundance. It was always fine, but the last time (17 years ago) we did way too many. We kept drinking it for like a week straight. Then when it ran out, my friends all came down but I did not. I kept tripping for almost 2 more weeks. I'd have little moments of clarity & wonder if I'd be like that forever & have to go to a mental institution. It was so scary. My dad & friends took care of me. I kept trying to run away into the woods & I fell in love with a magnolia tree. It was raining & I still remember looking up into the leaves & sun thinking it was the most beautiful thing. I had blue hair dye running down my face. I was hugging the tree & babbling to it, professing my love. I looked over & all my friends were on the porch looking at me like I was insane. I was. After a while I slowly started coming down but for months I still felt so messed up. I'd just start full blown tripping again at random times. I remember driving once & it happened. I saw transparent Halloween cat cut-out things sliding across the road. I became really antisocial & could not think straight or remember things. It wore off very slowly to where I was pretty much back to \"normal\", but I feel like my memory never fully recovered. I seem to be just a little foggier after that & have gaps I cannot remember from my life. That really scared me from doing hard drugs, especially hallucinogens. Before that I did have some really beautiful trips out in the woods. Acid was too intense & lasted way too long for me. ",
"It’s entirely possible that I wasn’t serious. Little application in the brain called humor",
"omg so gorgeous ",
"Uggghhhh",
"Gross.",
"That made sense. I could do that. Thanks for breaking it down so we'll. Ima try it.",
"lol that's lindsay ellis. haha",
"Reminds me of the lotus coin from the Avatar: The Last Airbender",
"I legit thought that said tumor. I've been awake too long. ",
"It’s also entirely possible I have a tumor in my brain. It would explain a lot ",
"Wow, that was an intense story! I've never had a bad trip, but I've had parts of mushroom trip that were quite frightening, but they didn't last too long thankfully. The longest I've ever tripped at one time was for two days, and it was one of the best experiences of my life. I'm in agreement about acid though, it lasts too long and makes me uncomfortable.\n\nI'm in my 30s now and I have an autistic son, so I don't think I'd ever be able to get back into the right state of mind to comfortably trip again, so I'm really happy that I lived my teens and 20s to their fullest.",
"I’ve tried a bit of meditation with my ex, and thought of picking it up again. Might try to book, thanks.",
"I’ve been interested in both for a while, thank you for the insight!",
"I’ve read about people whose experience with psychotropes made them change their perspective on the world, life, etc.\n\nMight be specific to a select few, but I was interested in this effect.",
"Thanks! I’m getting really interested :)",
"I remember this story about Steve. Actually this is where I started to become interested in this.\n\nWhile I can appreciate the risks, the new perpective you gain can be very valuable, IMO.",
"Thank you for the advices ! I was thinking of doing it with good and like-minded friends in a peaceful environment. I want this to be fun.",
"I see. At the moment I am not enough at peace to do it. I consider that it can be a nice experience, provided your mindset is appropriate. \n\nIt could be weeks, or months before I try. I’m in no rush. Just something I wanted try for a while.\n\nThanks for the advice!",
"Exactly",
"Looking good. I don’t much care for the color palette but that’s just me. I say go for colors that really make it pop, that tan was kinda dull. You’re on to something tho, keep practicing!\n\nEdit: a word",
"The though escaped me as I hurriedly tried to respond with a witty comment! Lol ",
"Same here. I like to draw mandalas. Proof is in my reddit post history. OP's GF obviously has real talent. ",
"Yea, it doesn’t read super clear in that shot, but that’s actually gold with metal flake, alternating with glow in the dark paint. \nI found the other folder with the dark pics\nhttps://m.imgur.com/gallery/IzHZ8uX",
"Lmao my bf and I do this as well. Our trips to the dollar store are pretty much exclusively for chocolate. ",
"You're welcome :) As cliche as this sounds, if you do take acid I highly recommend you listen to The Dark Side of the Moon at around the 2-4 hour mark. It's a beautiful experience. ",
"Wow yeah that looks awesome!",
"There is an ipad program called procreate and there are paintbrushes that make these exact designs",
"It sounds very cliché, but clichés stems for a reason! Dully noted,.",
"Oh I draw stuff like this all the time, patterns, doodles, mandalas and whatnot. It's a great way for me to force myself to at least draw something on a day that I don't have any good ideas. I'm just saying, it's easy to make really cool symmetry art with apps.",
"I guess I don't know what you're asking. I think the app outputs jpeg and png image formats and I think that they output at the same size that they are imported.",
"I'll have to try that some time. Any you could recommend?",
"Mirror Lab.",
"My condolences. I myself made some piles of my favorite disgusting brown slimy-looking dead cow. ",
"Great show am I right ",
"It’s funny because that’s actually my name",
"No. I'm saying OP commented \"why do you think we would like them\" when, at the time I wrote that, there 42,700 upvotes. That's a huge number. A *lot* of people liked them. An overwhelming majority.",
"Haha rad, cus it’s a radial design",
"YES! TY! Also a 5' terror! Nice to meet ya!",
"Nice. My point was so spot on that you had to make up an argument that has nothing to do with what I said.\n\nListening to other's experiences and advice, as well as reading trip reports, are very helpful in knowing how to safely use pyschadelics, and in my opinion are critical. They may also help you make more sense of your own trip. But what I'm talking about with having your mind expanded is that new neural pathways open up in your brain, connections are formed where no connections were previously. That's how synesthesia happens as well, which is really interesting, however the experiences you have are personal, so like purpleunicornturds said, the insight they grant are personal as well.",
"Tons of things make new neural pathways, like studying or learning. The insights gained are unique as you form your own ideas based off the work of others. I'm not sure why there is such a large need for psychedelics to be unique in this regard, they're not and don't need to be.",
"I love mandalas! A site I found makes these too but using nature photography. Pretty cool stuff. http://dawnmurrayart.com/"
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"That’s Oxford",
"Perhaps they were the inspiration for the movies, they were so bad but so good you had to watch them.",
"I’ve not seen the films,\n\nI used to cycle past the house everyday",
"Oh man you have to watch them, my wife and I laughed at the trailers before they came out saying they looked stupid.\n\nChanging channels one evening and sure enough Sharknado was on, we watched for a few minutes and couldn't stop laughing. Turns out we were wrong, they were hysterical.",
"The only people who don't like sharknado are those who haven't seen it. ",
"Very true!",
"I’ll definitely check it out, it is on the list no\n\nThanks "
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"What? The kid? ",
"Yes. A fine young specimen indeed. 😜",
"Bangladeshi kids",
"yeah \n\n",
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[
"\"Funny, she doesn't *look* Druish.\"",
"Congratulations op, it looks much better :)\nHow are you feeling? Can you breathe better? How long is full recovery?",
"Changing your hair color can have that effect!",
"congrats on making your life for the better, and looking good in the process.",
"Smh 😆",
"And it's going to keep looking better over the next 6 months as all the swelling goes down. I remember I freaked out when they took off the splint, I looked like a plastic dog mask. My smile looked weird, and I was SUPER aware of seeing into my nostrils. In the end, it was the best thing I ever did. Congrats on fixing your \"deviated septum\" (wink).",
"So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five?",
"Came here thinking \"someone has to say it. I feel bad about it but someone **has to**\". \n\nThanks.",
"That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!",
"You’re being awfully nosy. ",
"YES all of this. A plastic dog mask is so accurate. I cried at first because i saw up my nostrils and my philtrum was so big. But my mom kindly pointed out that my nose hid most of mine before. Thanks so much for sharing, happy for you too!!",
"I cannot believe how much of a difference that makes, which I’m sure you don’t mind hearing seeing as you posted this. You’ve gone from vaguely unattractive to very attractive with one small change. No other way to say it. \n\nEdit: downvotes? Really? ",
"People like me actually do get deviated septums...",
"Congrats, profile looks great. How much did something like this cost?",
"That's my dream... I got fucked over by my parents Jewish genes :( One day I'll be able to afford it ",
"Title guidelines\n\nTitles must:\n\nmust convey accurate information\n\nmust not ask for votes\n\nmust not be about a \"cake day\"\n\nmust not request a photoshop/edit\n\nmust not ask for general information or feedback\n\nmust not be \"designed to elicit sympathy\"\n\nmust not be cliched/forbidden title, located at /r/pics/w/titles/forbidden\n\nmust directly relate to the event in the picture.\n\nmust not be addressed to other redditors\n\n",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7v5aib/feeling_like_a_brand_new_lady_3_weeks_post_op",
"Looks fine to me, then. What was the point of this?",
"People with this \"before\" nose are usually not viewed as attractive, and instead of good looks, they rely on a good personality to get ahead in life. I had a friend who got this surgery done, big improvement.",
"This is not what they meant when they asked you to update your Reddit profile. ",
"As a man, this made no difference in your attractiveness to me. I've never seen the importance of changing one's appearance.",
"Fixed the noise but blurred the face, must be hard being you. ",
"Username checks out.",
"Double fucked",
"Good thing she didn't do this for you then",
"Finally got your dick chopped off? Congratulations!",
"The fuck’s wrong with you",
"Wow, that’s amazing! I’ve got the same combination on my luggage!",
"Wow, huge difference! Don’t listen to the bone-headed 12 y/o’s in these comments. I’d have done the same thing if i were you, and i’d be happy with the results, too.",
"humans do funny things. ",
"Most hair dressers will charge anywhere from $50-$200 to dye and straighten your hair.",
"/r/niceguys",
"Amazing! Like a whole different person. Do you have any front view pictures?",
"nobody nose*\nFTFY",
"Nobody nose these days...",
"A true Reddit profile involves a double chin and a neck beard.",
"You look fantastic. I'm glad you're happy with your decision! ",
"It's a copypasta that people are spamming in submissions they don't like. This guy seems to be on a personal mission and being very selective over where he posts it instead of posting it in all submissions that violate the rules leading me to believe he's just posting it in in submissions that he deems not worthy of being here.",
"“She’s a bass!”",
"Prepare Spaceball One for immediate departure!\n\n*And change the combination on my luggage!*",
"I've never told anyone this but I've always thought about getting a nose job. My father beat me when I was younger and I have his nose. I hate seeing him when I look in the mirror.",
"The nose is still there genetically, kids will get it. Can't avoid that.",
"Yes, now you look beautiful, enough to kiss...",
"I interned at a tv show called \"the younger you\". By the end of the internship I edited the main edits for an episode about rinoplasty which is what this person had received. I can still hear the sound of them cracking the cartilage in the nose and filing it down.",
"proper fucked?",
"I’m really sorry to hear that ;( Your thoughts are valid for so many reasons. The only thing that matters when trying to decide are your thoughts and reasons and they seem strong and important to you. I hope it works out for you if/when you decide!",
"Good to see Tom is still getting work",
"Enjoy your new nose, Ms. Grey. ",
"Eh. My combination was set for me by the manufacturer. Nothing wrong with 0000.",
"You're redeeming the nose by giving it a chance to live on a better face.",
"Pretty sure everyone has a deviated septum, which is why it's sort of an insurance scam when you get a nosejob under that billing code. Not to diminish your actual medical condition.",
"You look beautiful! ",
"A broke Jew who can't afford a nose job. Proper fucked. I mean why even have the pouch for Jew gold if it's empty?",
"[Ah, the 'ol reddit hair-a-doo](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/7v52ht/you_talkin_to_my_girl/dtq1ndj/).",
"What's wrong with the Owen Wilson look? ",
"About a month after surgery, I went to Universal Studios while on a family trip and my dad wanted a charicature done of the two of us. The guy drew me with an upturned nose, almost like a pig (think Kevin Bacon's nose). This was a huge setback for me. But it got way better! ",
"Damn, there's some really backhanded people in this thread. Fuck those peeps. \n\nYou look really great, and I'm happy that you were able to do something that made you really happy. ",
"Do people look at you differently? Even Acquaintances?",
"Look at his username. ",
"Thanks! [front before and after](https://imgur.com/gallery/8WGU8) it’s obviously still healing and truthfully i really liked the way i looked from the front before but as soon as i turned to the side my heart would fall out of butt from seeing my side profile. But here it is!",
"Yeah i watched a rhinoplasty before mine... lots of blood lol ",
"Hold my hair dryer, I'm going in!",
"Yeah... not for the weak stomach",
"Sweety, you do have mommy's nose. She just didn't like it. But you're beautiful the way you are",
"Hmmm i don’t think so. Not that if noticed at least. Some of my friends i don’t see too often and people i work with don’t even notice right away when they see me. They can tell that something is different but they don’t know what so they don’t say. But then i show them the side before and after and it’s very obvious ",
"GO BIRDS!\n",
"That comment was clever, but your username had me lmao xD",
"Lol yes i did get my hair died about 2 weeks later and even it tucked behind my ear makes a difference. But it’s not straightened! It’s just dries differently depending on weather i brush it or not . I wanted to post this with title “it’s just lip liner guys” a la Kylie Jenner ",
"Shit. My ex wife is doing this to her daughter right now, who is 13. My ex has had surgery on her nose, chin and boobs. Fake tan, dyed hair and tattooed makeup. But her daughter wants to color her hair and she acts like it's going to ruin her life. ",
"Since i had my deviated septum fixed during this surgery also, my insurance covered most parts including the anesthesia. So the cosmetic part i want to say was around 2,000 extra but, I’m not really sure. I’m really grateful because my parents were in a place in their life where they could do this for me. ",
"I’ve been contemplating a nose job for 10 years. Good for you, you look great.",
"Yep that’s right! so if they err come to me uncomfortable, self conscious, and not confident about the way they look/feel i will know exactly what they mean and do what i can for them.",
"*high five for being a good sport\n\nCongrats on your new look, just figured I'd be a smartass and take the focus in a different direction.",
"So your parents were the acting doctors who did the surgery. Glad their schedule cleared up ",
"I feel good! It’s still a little swollen on the inside but my left nostril was like completely blocked so being able to use my entire nose will be a joy. Full recovery i think takes about a year! But most of the swelling and bruising, for me at least, went down in about 2 &1/2 weeks ",
"Hahah thanks, i appreciate u ",
"Neat. I like both noses but sounds like you're happy with the change. Enjoy!",
"Damn, what's with the ridiculous comments here.. Geez..\nOP, you look great! Congrats! In a few years from now you won't even remember your old nose. \n",
"\"It's ok honey, one day you'll be able to get a surgery to make yourself worthy of love!\"",
"It's incredible what human beings waste their time, energy, and money on. ",
"Well, congrats. It looks great.",
"You looked good before. You look good now, too. Glad your DS has been fixed though.",
"I don't want to trivialize your struggle, but...if you do decide to get it done, just remember not to go full Michael Jackson. He became so obsessed with not looking like his father that he ended up not even looking human.",
"But your kids may still have that bump on the nose you seem to dislike",
"Yeah like talking shit on people who are trying to get themselves to a place where they’re happy with their body. What sort of chucklefuck would waste time on that??",
"I used to be mistaken for being Jewish A LOT so this comes from a good place but i really hope this stereotype goes away one day. It is totally genetics though. I have my dads nose and he is not Jewish. But it looks right on my dad, it’s a strong masculine nose. Also my nose was broken in three places! but i hope you can too, it has made a world of difference to me.",
"I think it looks great! As a guy with a deviated septum, I can understand why you would want to get it fixed for the functionality. I thought you looked good before too though 🙂. The only downside now is being able to smell the bad smells. That’s part of the reason I haven’t fixed my nose- I work at a smelly paper mill.",
"For example, making shitty comments on the internet?",
"Looking good well done on the operation:-)",
"Yes, forgive me for hating on some facebook bullshit taking up space on Reddit. I swear half of this place is just weight loss pictures and now I guess we're going to get plastic surgery pics. Why the fuck should any of us care that this girl \"fixed\" her nose? The pictures are even blurry ffs. ",
"congrats on looking like someone else",
"It took me 3 seconds, zero energy, and no money. ",
"Mozel Tov! On your Bat Mitzvah you become not just a woman but a scholar, a leader, and a teacher as well. Congratulations!",
"Lmao so true. The city i live in is planned oddly so when leaving town you pass the waste water treatment and i never really smelled it while driving.... not so much anymore ",
"Haaaa straight word murder",
"Did you have an incident or were you born with the nose?",
"Yeah, and i will love them regardless while still respecting their feelings. My dad was in the same situation but he and my mom understood that this was about me and how i felt and i will give my kids the same respect if they get my nose.",
"Why did you change? You were an OK looking dude.. ",
"It is a mix, genetics and breaking it here and there in high school from sports but it’s hard to tell when there is a bump there naturally. Although when i was born, my mom said that my nose was smooshed to the side and i needed breathing tubes",
"I'm happy for you. The nose you were born with seemed...sub-optimal for your face.",
"The real question is did you have to redo Face ID on your phone? ",
"Do you find the airflow through your nasal passages has improved?\n\nSounds like you are happy with the work. Congrats.",
"Well, you have some explaining to do to your husband when your kids have that nose. ",
"Lol thank you for your concern ",
"It took me way too long to see the difference.",
"I think your old nose is better. And fit your face.😕",
"Glad to hear that you're feeling better :)\n\nSo was this a rhinoplasty or did you have deviated septum or both?",
"Yeah, my nose really lowers my self confidence :( best of luck to you though!",
"Dear god! Girl, you know you have to disclose that schnoz to any man who wants to procreate with you, right?",
"Can you still breathe through it OK?",
"Warhol's *[Before and After](https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/sfmomamedia/media/t/collection_images/vSPbPvRP4sC6.jpg)* in real life!\n",
"Your lips do look thicker tbh",
"loooooooooool",
"> He became so obsessed with not looking like his father that he ended up not even looking human.\n\nIt seemed to work pretty well for him, though. Well, right up until his nose was falling apart in court.",
"I don't know, I like these types of noses, but have never had the honor of dating a gal with one.",
"post that to r/malehairadvice",
"I'm gonna guess... Italian? ",
"Monthly stomachs can handle it though",
"> Some of my friends i don’t see too often and people i work with don’t even notice right away when they see me.\n\nTry walking sideways at them. I had a coworker with a big honker. He once walked across frame just as I took a picture at night. That giant shark fin was lit up in all its glory. I honestly don't know how he managed to walk straight in a side-wind.",
"I was confused for a minute. Hate when people put the \"before\" picture on the right. ",
"Oh, we're still doing the username thing? Is it 2010 throwback week or something?",
"Wow.",
"That's the spirit!",
"What about the fedora?",
"[Get with the times, buddy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6iW-8xPw3k)",
"WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!",
"But now your kids will still look like your old self..?",
"Only for gold users.",
"The thing I don't get about cosmetic surgery is your face has a certain symmetry, and when you disrupt that balance it triggers a uncanny valley reaction in your subconscious. That's why celebrities look weirder the more surgery they have , because the human brain can unconsciously pick up that the symmetry is off .",
"Yeah maybe, but genes mix so it might not be an exact copy yanno.... so. And I’m fairly certain the guy I’m with now will be my husband and knew before and he knows me now so no need to explain. He knows how i feel and how i will feel so no worries!",
"Just have him be on top while chewing a chicken foot when conceiving. Solved!",
"As long as you do show the man you plan to marry pictures before you guys seal the deal that would be your best bet, goodluck with your marriage plans lol",
"You are beautiful in both pictures",
"Looks like you may have had thin cartilage in the tip of your nose.\n\nI had no cartilage in my tips. If I breathed in hard my nostrils would close.\n\nDoc took cartilage from my ear and put it in my tip and nostrils.\n\nModern medicine is nothing short of incredible.\n\nedit: I'm not a doctor. Please consult one if you feel your breathing is impaired. I endured about a month of down-time as a result of this surgery. It was covered by insurance, but after everything I had to pay ~$2000 for ancillary costs.",
"I mean breathing properly would be nice, but I have the work another 30 years... so I’m always on the fence. Is it really nice breathing again? How terrible was the initial post surgery?",
"Even then, his father is like 90 and *still* doesn't look anthing like the skeleton that Michael looked (looks?) like.",
"Her face is going to have minor swelling for up to a year.",
"But where to rest the sunglasses now? \nI have nose in between the two versions of yours, my glasses never slide down beyond a certain landmark.",
"Oh, we’re still doing the *I’m better than that* thing? Is it 2017 throwback week or something? /s (wait are we still doing “/s”?).\n\n",
"I feel like you have what his username should be.",
"Um, you miss the entire point, but points for trying? ",
"Beautiful! I did that when I was 17 and it positively changed my feeling about myself for the better. Before that I was bullied and made fun of for years. \nOddly enough even years later, I can touch my nose and still “feel” the way it was. \nFeel good about yourself!",
"I wanted to say this, but was afraid I would get downvoted to hell.",
"I’m all for people feeling good about themselves, and I’m glad you feel that way. Just a personal opinion that everyone deserves someone by just being themselves and how they came. But I’m happy you are more comfortable in your own skin. No dissing from me. Just sharing opinion.",
"I dunno. Might just be lip-liner",
"Bad troll ",
"Went from a shlong to a shlort ",
"Amazing! thanks for sharing! Yes i used to to get “beak of the week” in high school. Very unpleasant.",
"Why do kids keep bringing up your possible future children? Were you not meant to change your nose because your kids could get it? Do they think you’re unaware of how genetics works? These comments are a fucking mystery to me. \n\nOh, and the nose looks great!",
"You were great before and great now. Now do good things:)",
"Yes totally! Thanks for sharing. I wish it was that easy to feel because it is soooo easy to tell someone that they are beautiful. I actually felt some sort of guilt at one point because no matter how many times my parents, bf, bff would tell me I’m perfect, i just couldn’t feel it. But i just kept reminding myself that it wasn’t about them, but it was about me. It can imagine it’s hard to think someone you cherish so much doesn’t feel the same, but it happens!",
"I'm glad that you feel better about your nose. You deserve to feel good about how you look. But I'm sorry you had to live in a society that made you feel bad about it in the first place.",
"*wow.*",
"RIP your hair",
"Looks great! You clearly picked a talented surgeon. Hope you enjoy your new look!",
"She didn't?",
"exactly... i can draw a punnett square! Lmao \n\nAnd thank you!!",
"Thanks for understanding. I was thinking I’d get some flak for an unpopular opinion or coming across as not understanding or whatever, but I’m glad you understand and I’m happy for ya",
"HELLO FUTURE PEOPLE!!!",
"I honestly think she looked fine, but it's her body and i'm glad she's happy. ",
"I would recommend talking to a therapist about it first.",
"With a deviated septum, did you have a problem closing your nose underwater? If so, did the surgery fix that? You might not have tested that yet, but that's the only issue I have with my nose. I was interested to hear insurance might cover it.\n",
"Why? ",
"I think you looked cuter before tbh.",
"I have nothing against surgery, people should do whatever they feel comfortable with. But imagine being the child of attractive parents and your nose is gigantic. Must sting. ",
"Beautiful, but I thought you were beautiful in the before pic. ",
"What do you mean by deviated septum? ",
"Where did you get it done?",
"Looks great. Did you notice any differences in your voice?",
"Definitely! IMO my parents are great. I got my dads nose and it works perfectly on a guy. My older brother has a similar but still different nose (mix of mom and dad) and my younger brother has a straight nose (like mom) and they are both very handsome, but for me it’s just didn’t work (i got my dads) I’ll be very transparent with my children from an appropriate age. Knowing this feeling has taught me an important lesson i would love to share with my future kids!",
"Wow. So happy for you. I'm not a proponent of plastic surgery, but that's such a great improvement. You're beautiful. ",
"That $2000 purchase will have some of the best return on investment of any money you ever spend in your entire life. You look great!",
"Crooked nose, and too cheap to fix it. Damn...",
"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!",
"Yes!!! I would make this crazy nose when i would breathe in. I’m really thankful ",
"Yeah so did I. But if you're going under anyway to get that corrected, might as well spruce up everything.",
"Why is dislike for the hooked nose so impregnated in western minds, I find the first image ugly and the second attractive...there is no reason for it, except maybe my ancestors fought hooked nosed people for thousands of years.",
"Hahaha",
"http://lmgtfy.com/?q=deviated+septum",
"My cousin did this at a very young age and it was a game changer for her. I'm happy that you were able to change something that made you feel more beautiful. ",
"I love the bump you added. Looks great! ",
"Maybe?! That’s a good question i never associated them together. I knew some kids would just definitely plug their nose when jumping into water and some kids didn’t have to and when i tried water would just get up there no matter what. When i was little i didn’t think about it and i trained myself to breathe put through my nose really hard. I have you to test it with my fixes!",
"You look great and I am glad you are happy.",
"Yes i do think it’s society. Like why would i feel ugly unless someone made me think that, even if it was just once! It’s tough stuff.",
"Is that whats called a roman nose? I think I have that... Well I feel the irresistible urge to go mod skyrim now. ",
"Yes! In videos at least when i hear my voice i don’t cringe quite as much hahahah ",
"Really depends. $15k-$20k on the high end. Probably $5k on the lower end.",
"Same. One of my first crushes had the Roman nose (or whatever you call it), so I’ve always considered it a mark of beauty (plus Jennifer Gray), but at the end of the day we all should do what makes us feel best about ourselves. If this makes op feel happy and more confident, then it was absolutely the right move.",
"Eastern Ohio!",
"Citation needed.",
"I had mine done too !!! Literally changed my life and gave me so much more confidence. Best decision ever.",
"You'll never feature on an ancient Roman coin now.",
"Awesome improvement. Some noses really do need rhinoplasty. Shame the new improved schnozz can’t be encoded in your dna for your kids to inherit. At least not yet.",
"well sorry for being candid about the previous you, but obviously thats part of why you had it done, its cute as a button now and makes you very attractive...to western me.",
"That’s strange. I have a pretty severe deviated septum but my sense of smell is actually really good. Does this mean if I fix my nose I’ll have superhuman smelling abilities?",
"How did I miss the point. She was so upset about the shape of her nose that she went under the knife to get it \"fixed\". Aka she thinks that nose is hideous. Her kids might end up with that exact nose that she finds hideous. \n\nI'm sorry but my comment is 100% spot on. How could she ever tell a kid of hers with that nose that they're beautiful when she herself felt the need to get surgery. ",
"No.. You misunderstand, we're going to give her back... Her OLD NOSE! ",
"If you date, will you tell your partner before marriage? He should know your kids might look a little different then mamma used to. \n\nI definitely approve of the change though. ",
"I don’t wanna blame it on the alcohol but..... #flyeaglesfly\n\n\nHahahaha but good catch i deff didn’t even notice ",
"WOW. ",
"> crazy nose\n\npun intended?",
"I believe it is. My dad is Ukrainian and i have his nose soooooo who ~nose~",
"Ok 👌 ",
"Hahahah thank you i wish that a lot... i was just too big and long and just not feminine but it the culture we live in!!!! But I’m happy ",
"No not a problem, as Michael Scott said (not exact quote) if it is my fault society made me this way hahahah",
"I am dating someone and i don’t plan on dating anyone else so he knows :) ",
"critics will say \"plastic surgery is for the vain\" and \"be content with who you are\", but I am sure this girl will have a much happier life as a result of this surgery. So I say good for her! ",
"Nice!",
"good for you to overcome some bumps on the road. ",
"Strangely my sense of smell blocks out a lot of things, but I can also smell other things, like fire, before other people. It is sort of hit and miss. I think if you want that super smelling ability, you have to get bit by a spider or something 😉",
"Its amazing how much doing one thing effects the other on your face. I am supposed to have jaw surgery to correct my allignment/its all fucked up. When I went for the consultation, they showed me a digital rendering of what the results would look like, and by moving the top jaw forward, it would change my nose. Thats the one part holding me back, is that I dont want to look like an entirely different person... I just want my jaw to stop hurting so much.",
"Mel Brooks is an all-time great that doesn't get enough credit from my generation and younger (I'm 29).",
"Now if only CRISPR can make it permanent. ",
"Looks great!",
"A shame for their kids may end up with the same nose because you know... genetics. ",
"Crispr to the rescue! ",
"No one nose",
"Had you suffered a broken nose?",
"What happened to your beautiful nos— nah just kidding. Much better. ",
"Looked good before? You're that guy who only talks to females AFTER they fix their issues and says bullshit like this. \"Oh, you lost so much weight. You were beautiful when fat, too!\" Fuck off.",
"whats worse: that you said that or that i had to laugh harder than i should? ",
"Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry!",
"So so envious. I hate my nose and have even tweaked it a bit in photoshopped just to see what id look like with a different one. That was a bad idea because it makes me want to do it that much more. \n\nYour results are amazing! Congrats on the new you!",
"That is extremely impressive. Congrats!",
"I feel like a brand new lady too. Not sure my wife would be too happy, though.",
"I should’ve said “obstacles” instead. my bad.",
"really looks awesome, its crazy how a nose can change a face. congratulations on your new face and glad youre happy :D",
"Do most peoples nostrils not close if they breathe in hard enough?",
"Oh weird, I was saying my sense of smell is really good because things like smoke, gas, and (unfortunately) poop I can smell way before other people. Maybe other things I can’t smell and just don’t realize it haha.",
"$2K *extra* (she was already in for surgery on the deviated septum).",
"You are completely off the mark because there's a difference between being self conscious and being worthy of love. You are also wrong because you can see someone as beautiful even if they have faults, most especially your children.\n\nYou have a really awful perception of love and physical appearance",
"Good job! ",
"What insurance?",
"No you have to add a ?context=2 to the end of the URL, like so:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/7v52ht/you_talkin_to_my_girl/dtq1ndj?context=2",
"r/progresspics might enjoy this. It's nice to see different progress pics from time to time in there.",
"you look great baby!!!",
"Looks great! Who is the doctor? ",
"It never ceases to amaze me how much the shape of your nose affects the way you look",
"What's the final cost of that? Besides happiness and self confidence of course! ",
"It's like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqnuO7TMk9M).",
"That’s a massive upgrade! Congrats!",
"Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have them both, and you know it!",
"Wow, nice work! Kudos to the doctor, that turned out fantastic.",
"You look fantastic. Glad you are happy with this.",
"Hey, nice new honker!\n\nSeriously, it looks great. Don't let the negativity fill you with doubt. Congrats!",
"Bird nose",
"Yeah, looked good before. I think she looks better now. I like the little imperfections though. Guess that makes me a terrible person. I like a little meat on the bones too, but nice try.",
"What was it like post surgery? I may be getting something within the year thanks to insurance, but walking around with a massive nabdage on my face seems silly",
"What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?",
"To bad youll never outrun the insecurity that drove you to hate who you are",
"Lol progress\n\nWe're resorting to plastic surgery progress now? wow\n\nedit: \"$1800 and 1 month later here's my progress guys!\" lmao\n\nNow we're doing progress pics for the rich ok hahaha",
"Oh, that Tuvok!",
"that sucks, but you put it out there, so im assuming its fair play to ask this:\n\nwhat are your plans then if you have a child? presumably there is a half decent chance they'll look similar. I'm sure that i cant full appreciate your situation, but perhaps there might be other avenues to solve this problem other than plastic surgery.",
"Remember to tell your future husband about such operations. Your children might very well also have your old nose. He could sue...",
"LONE STAR!!!",
"Oh, so THAT'S how genetics work. I'm sure OP had no idea. \n\nQuestion: if OP doesn't want kids, what does that mean for the nose...genetically speaking?",
"You look less Jewish, which has it's pros and cons I guess.",
"Username checks out? ",
"So we meet again... for the very first time",
"Mozeltov",
"Is a nose job like this harder/more expensive or easier than one that reduces an overly bulbous fleshy nose tip?",
"Now. We're looking at now, Sir.",
"Amazing.",
"I cannot fold my nostrils with even the most forceful inhale. I can't imagine my nostrils closing up from breathing. ",
"I'm not sure what you mean by 'close' but I'm pretty sure no one can do that. When jumping into water our swimming you are just supposed to exhale out your nose to keep water out. Exhale harder when jumping into the water and slowly when submerging and you should not get water in your nose, it's really all about timing than anything.",
"This is so cruel and murican thing to say",
"What's changed about your voice? Is it more or less nasal? I have a deviated septum as well and think I sound SUPER nasal-y in recordings. Always wondered if a nose job would affect that.",
"wow, you know surprisingly little about how humans interact",
"The nose always knows...\n\nJokes aside, very nice result, I had a girl in my class get something similar, huge boost in confidence /boyfriend literally a day later /married the dude. Unreal but extremely true",
"This looks great! Congrats on the new you",
"Where do you draw the line? Botox? Steroids? Huge fake boobs? How do you know she’s not self conscious due to a lack of love/worth?",
"Honest question. Do you feel the same for people who work out to look better and things like yet? I totally get your point about loving yourself but if you can fix something you don't like, and you know will make you happier, why wouldn't you? And I'm not saying you're being an asshole or anything because you're not. just wondering. \n\nNever really understood the stigma against plastic surgery tbh. \nDoesn't seem much different than piercing or tattoos imo. Just changing your look ",
"I think that actually happened in Japan or China or something",
"such an insightful comment. \n\n*WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?*\n\nOP: glad you're healing well and feeling good!",
"I want to her a nose job too. It looks great! How much was yours?",
"I want to know",
"I had the same surgery about 5 years ago. Recovery was HELL but since then I breathe and sleep better. Good for you. Looking Good! ",
"Jennifer grey got run out of Hollywood, this chick gets 1000’s of upvotes",
"That’s really fucked up. You can’t sue the mother of your child for the kids genetic nose. At least not in any civilized country. ",
"I think I have to just deal with it. I don't like to tell people I'm close with about it because I always thought it would make me look weak. So if I did get it I'd probably lie about the reason. Which to me is just another reason I should just deal with it. \n\nAs far as a child goes, if I had a son who looks like my father, I think it would be different only because I would feel unconditional love towards him. I hope I would see my son instead of my father.",
"That is just an awesome way to look at this. ",
"i've seen this for a \"no surgery nose operation\" ad",
"these \"think of the children\" people, amirite? ",
"Went from trying to eat Hansel and Gretel to being ready to bang Hans and get tail.",
"I also find it uncomfortable to breathe in through the nose and out the mouth (when exercising, breathing heavy) because I can't get as much air flow, partially from my nostrils closing ",
"I don’t think the same way about things like how fit you are because it’s unhealthy to be fat and it’s naturally fixed. But like just going out and getting liposuction I don’t really care for. But something like surgery I see as unnecessary for something like aesthetics. I understand dental surgery or a nose job for someone who, say, can’t breath properly through it. But exercise and diet is natural and not something I see as something as an aesthetic surgery.",
"It had a bit more character before, it would be a fool to reject you for a slight facial oddity. But still, if you feel better for it, it is your choice, I am glad you like it. I thought you were pretty enough either way.",
"You had a roman nose. Nothing to be embarrassed about. But to each their own.",
"she probably should disclose it to weed out any men who would reconsider a future with someone because of a nose job.",
"I have a giant nose and everyone things I'm Jewish. Not the worst thing but now that I'm older I worry about discrimination.",
"Hwowh",
"/r/cringe",
"My mom has a scar on her nose. I was born with that same \"scar\" weirdly. Only mine Isn\"t scar tissue. Maybe her baby will have the same nose....probably not though.",
"Wow now I envy it as trick to not get water in my nose when I swim",
"And now you need new sun glasses.\n\nI'm happy for you and that you are feeling good about it.",
"The phone knew she was going in for cosmetic surgery and reprogrammed itself accordingly. ",
"So are you still jewish?",
"Haters will say it's photoshopped",
"I'm so happy you decided that arbitrary beauty standards are important to you!",
"When will then be now?",
"That’s it no more warping!",
"Wow ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlLMlJ2tDkg",
"https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/andyradke/SPACEBALLS_CE_DISK_1-2.jpg\n\nThe code to the air shield! NOW!!! Or else...",
"Damn wish people could learn to just like how they looked. This has always seemed a bit pathetic to me. Hope you someday feel better",
"Congrats. You look great.",
"ludicrous speed!",
"Soon.",
"*Narcissism intensifies.",
"Looked better before surgery",
"\"New nose, who dis\"",
"didn't have to scroll far to find the old deviated septum excuse for the nose job.",
"It looks great, and it sounds like you did the surgery primarily for medical reasons? \n\nBut I do also honestly and genuinely think that there is nothing wrong with your previous nose, and that our culture needs to take a good hard look at our beauty standards, what we accept as normal, and what little girls (and little boys) are taught to care about by advertisements, tv shows, magazines, bullying, etc.",
"Do you rub your hands when you see money?",
"Wow the people commenting about how her kids might still inherit the natural nose..\n\nFirstly, she might not want kids. People exist who don't want children, believe it or not. She might not even be able to have kids. She might not be attracted to people with dicks. It's actually a pretty big assumption to make about someone you know nothing about when you say \"your kids will...\" like it's just a given she'll have them.\n\nSecondly, she might not care? It was a part of herself she wanted to change, and it was a personal decision she made about HERSELF. Whether or not her children inherit the nose shape probably isn't a concern for her. Why would it be? They're their own people. She's her own person. They have bodily autonomy.\n\nThirdly, why would that even matter at all? Should she not have had a nose job because her kids might still get it?? Or something??? I'm seriously struggling to understand the point you're trying to make.\n\nHonestly I can't comprehend how the first thing that popped into some people's heads are her hypothetical children. Yikes.",
"I have an huge nose. I've been thinking of doing the same but I guess I'm jist worried about what other people think",
"*Tips Fedora.",
"Michael?",
"Damn your hot",
"No but I'm not vain either.",
"I have a deviated septum due to breaking my nose 7 times (I was a very active youth- baseball, bmx, football), and I never gave a single thought to my nostrils closing with a sharp inhale until you just pointed it out... I've joked with my friends about getting it fixed, but my crooked nose is part of my identity, now.",
"Good for you.",
"Well, damn. Now she's out of reddit's league.",
"As someone with a similarly crooked nose (it runs in the family), this just gave me an idea. If I plan to do this for myself I must also set aside money for my kids to be able to do the same surgery too. Seems unfair to burdened both my partner and my kids with clearly unidentifiable traits because I paid to hide them.",
"wowww....",
"Not Michael. ",
"The trouble I’ve seen.",
"Eye lashes look different too",
"Your right, I definitely should.",
"I prefer it before personally. ",
"Thank you ",
"Nope not at all. You do not get it at all. I’m saying that i know how i felt and if my kids get the same nose as me and they don’t like it i will understand. ",
"Used to be able to do that all the time as a kid. As an adult it depends on the state of my nose. Sometimes I can do it sometimes I can't. ",
"From Gavin to Lavish .",
"I had a similar surgery when I was in my late teens. They had the option of completely cutting a section of my lower jaw out to pull my under-bite into place but then ended up deciding to cut a section of my top front 6 teeth (3 left and and 3 right of center point) and put it on a bracket and then use braces to pull the rest of the teeth forward to line up. \n\nMy face was swollen for a long time and I was on a liquid diet forever. I was very self conscious and the first things I heard when i returned to society were that I looked gay/feminine or like a horse.\n\n<.< >.>\n\nWelp... good luck.",
"I plug my nose with my upper lip when jumping into water...",
"I consider this as not accepting oneself and bowing down to the elitistic patriarcal beauty cannons\n\nThat said, of course, you can do whatever you want",
"You probably got some decent intelligence from your genes though so I’d bet you came out ok. ",
"Does the raised nose stay that way or does it dip down gradually post op? ",
"Do it you fuck hat. The relief will be far better than looking into the mirror with only a minor puzzled look for a few months.",
"We like birds regardless of their beak. ",
"Are you Michael Jackson?",
"Mine don't?",
"Tim Russ, what a classic.",
"So jealous! ",
"I'm not sure if you're being serious, or if this was just a trick to make me make an absolutely hideous face.\n\nIf so, it worked. I looked ridiculous. ",
"Me too. Luckily, mine has been broken over 25 times so it no longer resembles his.",
"Hair transplant, checking in. Get stitches out tomorrow. \n\nYou look great! When people ask me why, I tell them for aesthetics... just like your tattoos or Hair for Men. ",
"What if you have kids and they get your nose? \n\nI'm sorry trauma has done this to you, but unfortunately I don't think a nose job by itself will fix the problem.",
"Wow looks great!!",
"Mine is big. I've had people think I was Jewish even though I'm not.",
"Hair too, jawline, neck. Something is off. Posting to reddit, looking for people to say how good she looks. Smells like insecurity. Nose first, then chest, then stomach. ",
"I'm terrified to get one of those done. Characaturists are truth tellers. ",
"And she's gonna find out how much her poop stinks.\n\nEdit: commonly, people who have this type of surgery report hightened sense of smell.",
"Nice progression.",
" M'Account Settings",
"How Soon?",
"And you will have to tell them that in order to be happy they'll have to permanently alter their appearance with surgery...sorry but that is the message you will send",
"Just burn those moles off and youll feel complete.",
"I will point out that we actually evolved to deal with constant smells, to the point that they actually seem to mostly go away. It's why people who have bad body odor often don't know it.\n\nMy point is, it may not be as bad as you are assuming it would be. Plus, well, they do make nose plugs if it gets really bad :)",
"My sister also had this procedure done. She was in surgery all day and I took her home the next day. She was in pain and couldn’t eat much. She went on for a good month before she could finally start eating normally again. She’s a changed person. I’ve already forgotten what she looks like prior to her procedure.",
"Now this is the sort of plastic surgery I can get behind! Looks great",
"I think this old gem applies! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCuiN2JnjpE",
"Nooobody knows, the trouble I seen, nobody knows, but Jesus. ",
"do you have to reset your security settings to factory defaults for this?",
"3 Weeks?! That’s an incredible recovery time. ",
"Anywhere from 4-6k",
"Ah but the before pic looks good too was it just cosmetic?",
"Ohhh, your helmet is sooo *big*!",
"She nose good work when she sees it. ",
"I give it 3 years",
"I like girls with big noses",
"Honestly, I had to look several times to see what you were taking about. I hope you like it, looks nice. You looked nice before but as long as you are happy I am. Just don't make this a habit.",
"I'm a mawg. Part man, part dog. I'm my own best friend :)",
"This sub is for pictures that people find interesting. There's really nothing more specific than that. \n\nAnd a \"progress\" pic is merely a \"before and after\" style of pic, I think. It's just one of the tags you can use to better organize your pictures. People can sort by tags or even look for specific ones. \n\nAnd I don't really think it's that weird to want to show off your new nose that you really like. \n",
"Huh...til i might have a deviated septum",
"Cutting off your nose to spite your father. ",
"She turned me into a newt!",
"Congratulations on your new profile! I had my bump removed for my 20th birthday. I could not be happier with the results. Gone are the days of making sure my profile isn’t in any pictures. My new nose gave me the confidence I was lacking when it came to my appearance. Congrats to you once again!!",
"Lol i used to hate the moles on my right aide because that was my “bad side” ",
"Lol...yea, I used to get asked if I was Roman. \nMe: \"What\"\n\"Are you Roman\"\n\"Huh?\"\n\"Cause your nose is ROAMING all over your face\"\n\nGot old real quick, hence all my broken noses.\n\nI finally had my nose done, just so I could breathe through it. The specialist said it looked like a closed accordion air box.",
"That's hilarious. Think of how he 2ould have drawn it before. ",
"Was this operation purely cosmetic?",
"It's not crazy different from the front. Maybe it'll be more different when fully healed. ",
"This belongs on /r/bestof",
"Because beauty is subjective, not objective, and her kids aren't going to look like perfect copies of her, so you don't know if their nose will be similar or not. It's not that she thinks her nose is hideous, but that she doesnt like the way it looks on her.\n\n\n>How could she ever tell a kid of hers with that nose that they're beautiful when she herself felt the need to get surgery. \n\n\nBecause it could be the truth, she could love the way they look even if they don't feel the same way. You are dense to think all opinions are shared by everyone. \n\n",
"Truth and unnecessary savagery. I like it.",
"Your surgeon did a beautiful job. It’s completely 100% natural looking. Congrats on your new nose.",
"Whoa yay! That’s awesome!",
"TIL other people's nostrils don't collapse when they sniff hard. I never really thought about it.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd9AW59XRfk",
"I hope this doesn't get used for disguises ",
"Looks great! I’m happy you’re happy. Enjoy!",
"Looks great. Oh the pain though! I had two of these done. One to fix my septum. \n\nOne to fix my first surgery because the first doctor just removed the side that was bulky and my nose could have collapsed from a solid knock.\n\nWeeks of not sleeping well because you can't breathe through your nose. Pain, swelling and I couldn't believe how much packing they pulled out of my nose at the end. It was like a magician, it just kept coming.",
"The first one had more character ",
"Dang, looks good! Congrats! Also I like your little freckles :)",
"You're beautiful. Dont worry bout it.",
"Your future husband is going to be wondering why the kids nose is different. ",
"I may have to get maxilomandibular advancement surgery (lower and upper jaw moved forward) for my sleep apnea and looking at other people who have had the surgery makes me realize how different I would look. It's a little off-putting.",
"I've always found that \"bump\" to be so pretty...",
"U had that Zlatan nose.",
"I liked your nose before :(\n\n",
"Thank you!!!",
"I mean, I guess it is kinda their fault...\n;)",
"Dr. \"I've got your nose!\"",
"She looks like a Hannah",
"Johnny?",
"Wow what a honker. Congrats. ",
"Just to play devil's advocate, she did it because she wanted to be more attractive based on what is commonly accepted as beautiful. So she did it for herself, but really she did it for all of us too. ",
"YES! My first surgery was when i was a junior in college and a couple week after surgery i could just tell it wasn’t fixed. Before that even every time i would lay down i would be out of breath for no good reason. ",
"you should fix the chin next",
"Jew won't believe these plastic surgery before and after pictures!",
"Sir!",
"Hahahah meant to be noise, pun not intended but welcomed ",
"My right one would but left one wouldn’t be cause it closed up so much further ",
"I am usually opposed to rhinoplasty - in this case, a big improvement. Glad it turned out well.",
"Wow such an amazing change! ",
"Mmmm not really, and i can’t say that would like it or not either if i had to imagine it. I don’t think anyone every really treated me differently before hand and i don’t think I’ve met too many new people so far ",
"Be the better face.",
"Nothing wrong with your older look. ",
"WE ARE",
"Beautiful work. We call this \"real work\" in the industry. Require attention to detail, but truly pleased in the results.",
"I have this uncontrollable urge to watch Spaceballs. ",
"Nope! I had a deviated septum ",
"Thank you and too you as well!!!",
"I had a deviated septum!",
"3 weeks!?!? My face was still a busted mess And my nose still had metal rails up to, what felt like, my pre frontal cortex... I don't wish a rhino plasti post op on my worst enemy ",
"Im just one person, if you wanna help chip in,please be my guest.",
"Now you'll have to wear a watch.",
"We've found them!",
"You should look into being a better person. ",
"Where do we get these fuck hats?",
"I can do that a little but I have to really try. Like it would by no measure be any kind of functional breathing. ",
"They did a great job!",
"I KNOW. I looked at other’s recoveries and bruising and swelling and i was like omg this will take forever. But my surgeon did an excellent job and i don’t know what causes bruising and swelling in certain people but For me it didn’t take too long ",
"You mean beaming. ",
"Everything that's happening now, is happening. *Now*.",
"Wow. Thats two space balls references so far in this thread ",
"I think u looked just fine before but that's just my opinion. Its ur choice, just saying",
"Just gotta say... Your responses to all of these dickwads are awesome, and you are awesome. You keep doing you, and your new nose looks amazing. Have a great life with it!",
">As far as a child goes, if I had a son who looks like my father, I think it would be different only because I would feel unconditional love towards him. I hope I would see my son instead of my father.\n\nThat makes good sense. I wish you the best of luck.\n",
"It just seems odd, that you act as though you care for the rules so much, yet seem to be only posting in submissions of a certain type. \n\nEspecially since this submission doesn't break any of the rules you posted. It would appear the rules don't actually matter to you and rather you're actually annoyed by the context of the submissions. ",
"Nnnoooo!!! Where did you get that?!",
"Sad the implications that arrive from society’s subjective measure of beauty. ",
"when guys say 'a little meat on the bones' they actually mean fat. nothing wrong with fat if that's what you like.",
"are you describing the trump family?",
"Looks a lot better. ",
"I think it will stay that way. My surgeon decided what my nose would look like based on my face structure. It’s funny because someone asked before hand if i had a nose picked out. Before hand, i deff thought about what kind of nose i would like, but after seeing him and talking to him, i felt like he knew what would be best for me. This kind of surgery is art. Some surgeons will give cookie cutter noses but after looking through his online portfolio i realized that all of the noses he had done are best fitted to the persons face. ",
"It's *never* to be viewed as deception as long is the subject is a woman.\n\nNow should a girl fall in love with a guy, marry him, and *then* find out he had plastic surgery that totally corrected a huge physical flaw that her children now have.....well *that* is totally different....because stop noticing the hypocrisy, you clearly hate all women and must be an angry bitter neckbeard to even worry about it loser, he should be *thankful* she is with him at all.",
"This could also work I guess I think it would depend on your lips whether or not it would be effective. I don't think it would work for me. Exhaling is the only method I know that works for everyone, aside from straight up holding your nose. ",
"We'll go back to then!",
"YES!!!!!!! Thank you for considering all of the possibilities which i had even neglected to do. Thank you for sharing and shame on the person who down voted you.",
"There was a girl in high school when I was in middle who had a nose like this she was banging, after the nose Job? Spoiler (still bangin)",
"Yessss i had a deviated septum but the timing was finally right also to get the rhinoplasty ",
"To be fair, Spaceballs is barely a Mel Brooks film, compared to History of The World Part 1, etc.",
"you looked fine before and you look fine now. be happy with the body you have. I had a disfiguring disease growing up.. so from experience, it's important to value and love yourself because the human psyche can destroy itself unjustly if it latches onto even minor cosmetic defects. \n\n",
"Maybe im just a crabby old man that thinks a lot of the posts don't belong on r/pics.\n\nI fail to see how pointing out the subs rules in the comment section is a bad thing.",
"How was the recovery? I heard it is very painful but people can't believe how much better they breathe. I have a deviated septum so one side is always stuffed. ",
"Yeah, “Spaceballs” is objectively far from his best, yet still my favorite, or at least the most quotable.",
">you clearly hate all women and must be an angry bitter neckbeard\n\nDamn cuh, that escalated quickly... ",
"Rat, they would have to be bit by a rat. ",
"Omg, this. I'm going to go through the same surgery (on top of having nose done at the same time) and I'm so excited! Not for the six months of eating through a straw, but actually not having my jaw hurt/pop/click/lock up when I eat will be wonderful!",
"Cosmetic surgery should be banned. It is false advertising. Her husband is going to be pissed off when she has an ugly hook nosed kid. ",
"You look great, and I think much more confident already. In the before picture you seem self conscious and in the after shot you look proud. Good for you. ",
"How much did it hurt afterwards? I received an injury to my nose when I was pretty young and now it's hooked and causing breathing issues. I'm pretty afraid of surgery though, and unfortunately I need it to fix up my nose. ",
"Go to the golf course and work on your putts.",
"I thought this was ended *and all of Reddit sighed collectively?\n\nEDIT: added the mysterious missing “and”",
"Dr schlotkins does excellent work",
"Completely valid!!! I was sooooo surprised by my healing time. But getting the stints out is awful omg",
"Well, if you could explain the workout process of reducing cartilage structure in your chin, we'd all love to hear it.",
"Don't cut off your nose to spite your face",
"Yeah, my dad was a piece of shit ... and I look EXACTLY like him. \n\nHe wears his hair long, and I shave my head. I get you. ",
"Yeah my doctor was German and was like \" hey... be strong \" cut the stitches and pulled them out.. and the nose vacuum thing... I have nightmares sometimes haha",
"Keep firing, assholes!",
"looks great. congrats and good luck in life.",
"How much has it helped your breathing? I've had a deviated septum for the past 6 years or so. Sometimes it drives me nuts, waking up with headaches, not being able to breathe, etc.\n\nI tell myself I'm too busy to get it fixed, but really I could carve out time, just don't know how much it would help... Could you notice an instant difference in your ability to breathe, or did it take time?",
"It's crazy how attractive just haveing sumthing simple\nLike that done made her ",
"Hahaha thanks! I believe there is a easy way to get your point across in any situation with out getting out of hand. Scouts honor on that!",
"Yeah I agree with that. ",
"If you have children, they're in for a surprise.",
"This is fair to say, but body dysmorphia is a real thing also. I don’t want to down play your disease at all or compare my situation to yours but my issues are mine and they affected me in a negative way also! Still very different I’m sure from what you experienced, but it’s what i knew. ",
"I would suggest getting it fixed if you can!!!! I’m not even healed all the way yet and the difference is impeccable. I healed a lot quicker than most so YMMV!",
"I agree. It's a different world, we have the technology to do it so why not. I",
"How was the surgery and recovery? I have a deviated septum too and am reluctant to have surgery.",
"Why does it make you look younger ",
"It didn’t so much hurt, but rather it was uncomfortable. I get giddy everytime i realize I’m breathing correctly out of both nostrils! Look into it:)",
"Mine don't even come close to closing. And as I type this I'm wondering if that's related to me being super sensitive to smells. ",
"Holy shot that hurt. The nose vacuum. I put that out of my head but yeah ouchie. So uncomfortable what a weird feeling ",
"I understand. My mother is terribly emotionally ( and when I was a child physically) abusive and I look a lot like her. Every time I see a photo of her when she was my age I have to do a double take. ",
"Wow?",
"*dyed\n*whether\n",
"Smashing!",
"I did the same thing after I broke my nose! I've noticed that the airflow in one of my nostrils never got back to its full pre-break capacity after the surgery, has your swelling gone down enough to tell?",
"Yes! Make sure you surgeon is someone your comfortable with and experienced with your specific condition. I had a previous surgery just for my septum and my surgeon couldn’t fix it because she was not a plastic surgeon as well, just an ENT. Depending on what your job/career is i would think the absolute least you would need is two weeks in terms of feeling and swelling but my bruising took a little longer. It really depends! But if and when you decide i wish you luck! And not an instant difference because of swelling, but again like two weeks to notice breathing.",
"i bet [scott sterling](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F9jXYOH2c0) wishes he had his nose back. ",
"former envelope cutter here, paper stinks like ass fresh off the press. No idea why.",
"Wait so if my nostrils close when the breathe in too hard, does that mean my nose is fucked?",
"Make sure you surgeon is someone your comfortable with and experienced with your specific condition. I had a previous surgery just for my septum and my surgeon couldn’t fix it because she was not a plastic surgeon as well, just an ENT. Depending on what your job/career is i would think the absolute least you would need is two weeks in terms of feeling and swelling but my bruising took a little longer. It really depends! But if and when you decide i wish you luck! And not an instant difference because of swelling, but again like two weeks to notice breathing.",
"Holy damn it's so seamless! We really are living in the future",
"No one is ugly, just poor.",
"I thought it might be upselling and trying to convince me for a second, but my surgeon said that my nose aged me by years ",
"Does it make your voice sound any different? I have a deviated septum as well and was wondering if fixing it would cause my voice to sound any less nasally.",
"Ask a doctor. Seems fairly common according to this thread though. Mines closed without much effort entirely shut. Now they just constrict a bit.",
"From hooter to cuter",
"Right, but this one didn't break any of those rules. So what's your reason for posting that here other than the fact you just don't like it? See, I really don't think it's about the rules to you. I think it's just because you don't like the content. ",
"Went from “ehh” too “hey”",
"Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!",
"Damn thats amazing...ballpark how much did it cost to have done? ",
"Jesus fuckin Christ mate",
"That whole comment was sarcasm as far as I can tell.",
"I’m your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate",
"That's all we need: a Druish princess ...",
"I... I think I used to work for the plastic surgeon you went to. ",
"hello OP, i just mentioned my own situation so you would understand I've felt the same way about my own body & that I'm not some ridiculously attractive person who can't empathize with you. ",
"You're bamboozling the guy that has kids with you. He won't expect them to have such a big honker.",
"Was your nose like that naturally or did it get broken? Also what made you want to get the surgery? Did you hate seeing it, did people comment on it? Did you feel like people looked it? ",
"Part of your nose was deleted. ",
"2 grand is nothing for nice breathing. I hate having blocked noses so often :( Also you got it so young in life, so you will have many years to enjoy it. ",
"Hey that looks fantastic. I hope you are pleased with the results - you should be. \n\nNose #1 was kinda cute though. ",
"Beautiful before, and beautiful after",
"Looks better from the front too imo. Looked ok before but still looks even better now. Side profile is miles better. ",
"OOO okay! No worries then! Thanks for clarifying and sharing, i didn’t intend to make you feel uncomfortable!",
"You think she should have left it? It isn't her fault the world is a shallow place! She will get treated better now. ",
"They might not, her nose was broken and also squashed at birth. It probably would have looked fine without that. ",
"World is a shallow place, it is just the way it is. You will get more respect from people in general with better looks, sounds crazy but it is true. You will get more doors held open for you too, and more attention from guys etc. If it was me I would have done it at the first opportunity. I wish I could now but I have so much I would want to fix, it would cost a fortune :P",
"It’s was genetics and it was broken from sports. I think i was always a little uncomfortable with it but then in middle school and high school it was open season for people to comment on it and make me feel worse. \n\n\nAnd for anyone~~ out there who reads this who is against plastic surgery or changing the way you look, even the smallest comment can make someone uncomfortable AND it doesn’t even have to be about what you say or think for a person to feel self conscious. ",
"Sympathy votes (could be argued)",
"You may want to look into the \"face to face\" program which is run by the academy of facial plastic & reconstructive surgery and will help provide low fee or free pastic surgery for victims of abuse. ",
"Everyone is like “both noses are great” but i mean cmon lets be real is 10x better now",
"But, your kids won't have your new nose.",
"This picture makes me very self-conscious about my big nose bridge ",
"When they move cartilage from one spot from another, I like to call it a \"friendly bendy bone loan\".",
"Oh hey bby want sum fuk?",
"M'lady \\*tip of the hat*",
"Nice dissolve. ",
"vanity is painful ",
"*WHERE?!*",
"What's the difference? KIDDING, your new eyelashes look GREAT!!",
"Jesus Christ, thank you this is honestly perfect. ",
"She looks happier in the first.",
"That surgeon nose what he's doing",
"Jesus. You could have smoked a cigarette in the shower with that thing",
"I knew it, I‘m surrounded by Assholes",
"Looks no different from the front?",
"Ouch.",
"Then the nose has to go out and get a job.",
"Sure. Poor people do it all the time. It's a workout for your brain, which is also a muscle kind of.\n\nYou learn how to accept and love yourself for who you are. Look to the curvy girls for guidance, they have learned to love themselves even though they aren't skinny models. ",
"No, only a trilby",
"And they have a blank check to get away with it scott free. You know what your signing up for. ",
"I would argue but I can't...",
"I just can't understand how hard you guys must be sniffing.\n\nMy nostrils get wider when I sniff in?",
"Shallow AF",
"I would totally pick that nose.",
"User name checks out ",
"Build a bridge and get operate",
"Rachel Berry doesn't approve",
"So are you sad now? I mean, you're smiling in the before picture, but frowning in the after. Did you sell your soul for this shot?",
"Lol! Kind of what I was thinking. But having had full facial reconstruction after a major car accident, I can understand the hesitation of changing ones appearance too much. I'm almost unrecognizable compared to pre-accident. Not hideous or anything, the docs did amazing with what they had to worth with. But I do occasionally miss \"the original recipe\" me.",
"I coulda done that for you with my belt sander for $20.",
"Very valid. Don’t let anyone tell you how to feel. If you’re serious about it, I would suggest getting a non-surgical nose job, where they inject a hyaluronic acid or calcium hydroxyapatite under the skin to give the nose a different shape. Depending on the compound used, it could take anywhere between 10-14 months before the compound completely dissolves. It’s not permanent, obviously, but it could help you make the decision. Plus, it’s way less invasive than a nose and takes just a few minutes.",
"You look great.",
"“It comes from your grandfather.”\n\nDone and dusted.",
"If you were really concerned about her insecurity, you wouldn’t be bullying her about something she’s already done. ",
"You look good Hannah",
"I mean, I got rid of my beard, and I spent a few weeks doing this.",
"Yikes, this sub is getting a bit cringey...",
"I'm proud of people who have the courage to go for it ",
"Your new nose is beautiful!! Congrats!",
"I hope you realize that this might derail your acting career. But either way, congratulations!\n",
"Thanks!!!! It’s actually la grande eye lash serum ;)",
"Front pic? :)",
"course, don't worry I didn't feel uncomfortable. always a pleasure to share. ",
"You look good!",
"I feel this exact same way when I try fix how my character looks in video games...",
"Assuming OP even has an iPhone X. It's the only iPhone with that feature.",
"What, is he gunna think it isn't really her kid?",
"You captured her stunt double you idiots!",
"I think being happier through therapy is more healthy than being happier through life risking surgery. ",
"I'm usually not into plastic surgery but I'd like to remove this part of my nose too. Looks good!",
"Just wanted to say congrats on the new look. Regardless of some peoples opinions on plastic surgery, no one deserves to feel self conscious or uncomfortable in their own skin. Glad you are happy with the outcome and it looks great!",
"Hahahahaha fookin perfect ",
"Be careful when you get a kid not to give him for your ugly nose. Could also surprise your husband ",
"Well I mean, it was sort of their genetic fault.",
"What do you mean",
"Look cute in both. But if you feel better that's great:)",
"Wow, most anti-Semitic post I’ve seen in awhile. Looking like a Jew doesn’t call for surgery. Jesus, unbelievable the racists now we’re in Trump’s America. Can’t believe you altered yourself to please Don. SICK.",
"My girlfriend wants a nose job but I'm happy with whatever she wants to do. But I get it. Sometimes it kills her self esteem and I just want her to be happy with what she's got. I think her nose is perfectly fine and keep telling her that. It's pretty similar to yours with the bump. Heck I think it's adorable. How much did something like this cost you? A PM would be fine as well. ",
"Did it hurt? I’ve heard that rhinoplasty doesn’t really hurt. ",
"Jennifer Grey was the biggest name in Hollywood. She was in a lot of very popular movies like Dirty Dancing, Red Dawn, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off. She had legions of female fans and was a top seller among pin ups for men.\n\nHer life was great. The only problem was she had an enormous nose. And she hated it. So halfway through her career she got a nose job. Unfortunately her nose distinguished her from everyone else. With a much smaller nose she became just another girl in Hollywood.\n\nNo one recognized her anymore.\n\nHer career went to shit and she never recovered. In recent years she has found some acting roles. But her minor imperfection was what made her famous.",
"Both are great IMO ",
"Princess Vespa IRL!",
"Tune in next Thursday for the State of My Nose address. ",
"Yknow I'm just gonna say. Small procedures like this. Even tho its cosmetic. And i know its easy to get hooked on cosmetic surgery. But fixing small issues like underbite or something is really great for self esteem.",
"I went way too far into that.",
"Good for you! Both increasing your health and your self image in one fell swoop!",
"your skin looks good too ",
"wait, when i breathe in hard my nose closes, this isn’t supposed to happen?!",
"I would have looked like Sam the Eagle.",
"That’s gonna leave a mark!",
"Did you lose weight too?",
"You gave up judaism?",
"10/10....would hit",
"You missed it!",
"It really did change your facial structure. It's really cool to see plastic surgery but not as far as Barbie girls ",
"Yeah, if you want to make friends, don't learn to draw charicatures.",
"Nosegore",
"Who is that? Nobody nose",
"I want to get my nose done too :( mine is honestly not bad but it could be better. It just needs a small lift. How much does this typically cost?? ",
"Love your nose. Be proud of your heritage ",
"Did they just fix your nose or moved your whole face?\n\nOr is that just angle of the photo?\n\nHad any difference in breathing and runny nose before/after?",
"Well her kids might have got it anyway, so nothing is worse. ",
"You look beautiful. Good for you!",
"You were beautiful before, beautiful after, and with that added confidence you’re probably beyond stunning. Congrats!",
"Her hot what? Potato? Ima go with potato",
"I had one at 18 in California. Was $9k",
"This will be the death of your acting career, you realize. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Grey",
"Considering getting a similar job done. I've been berated most of my life for having the bump / deviated septum ",
"Are your parents Jewish?",
"Seriously? When I had a septoplasty and turbinate reduction the next few days were the worst pain I have ever had and it was only “uncomfortable” for about half the time between each dose of pain killers. And I’ve had two babies, one very recently, the pain in my face was worse.\n\n\nBut I would do it again in a heartbeat. I no longer fear suffocating in my sleep when I’m old. Now I can just die from cancer or heart disease like a proper American.",
"Underrated comment",
"I was looking into getting my deviated septum fixed, but my insurance wasn't going to cover it. Did you have to jump through a few hoops? Maybe it's just a better company than mine...",
"Wow what a change. This is a respecable job. ",
"Spider face",
"Spider face ",
"I have it too, im a big grizzly man tho so i dont really care.",
"As someone with a deviated septum who only found out recently, no I never had a problem with that. The only problem I've noticed is it's a lot harder to take lines in my left nostril than in my right.",
"Yeah, real big assumption there.",
"Beautiful before, beautiful after. ",
"I never close my nose when jumping in water and I usually don't get water up there. I have a deviaed septum though, that might have something to do with it. ",
"Well done. Did it change your voice or your breathing?",
"Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?!",
"When?",
"Whhooooo?????",
"This can work, OP. \n\nMy cousin is named after his shitbag deadbeat father, a man who abused his son, molested his daughter, beat his wife, all-around scumbag. \n\nAs soon as he turned 18 he was set on changing his name, but then our grandfather told him that he could do that... or he could make it so that when people hear that name, they don't remember a piece of shit, they remember a great man (and as a consequence, the piece of shit would more quickly be forgotten). \n\nA great man now carries that name, and he is who we all think of when we hear it. It's a good name.",
"You look fantastic and even better in the second picture. I hope it wasn't too extensive or painful. I've gotten my nose broken a few times. Never went to a Dr. It was in a gym and the manager fixed it... mostly. It took like 3 years of not touching it before it felt kinda sturdy again. ",
"*SERIOUS QUESTION*\nDid it hurt pre op? What about now, after surgery? ",
"Wow! You look great!",
"I never even thought this could happen..",
"Nose is much better tho",
"probably that it’s worth $2k to feel better and confident with yourself in all situations forever after. ",
"Why?",
"L'chaim!",
"Just so this post triggers insecurity in people who might have the 'before' nose, here is an honest opinion: I find the former way sexier. The 'after' is too normal and bland. ",
"Samsungs have a face scanner too.",
"So what does that make us?",
"My nose is like this, how much was it for the surgery? Sometimes I think about doing it but I’m embarrassed being a male that gets plastic surgery ",
"It kind of is? Not everyone has an iPhone, and even then, not everyone that has an iphone has the most recent one(of course, duh, etc). The iphone x is available in the same generation as the iphone 8, which doesn't use faceID.",
"You should probably get to the point where you can freely admit you didn’t want to look like your father before you make the choice. Masking the underlying issue isn’t a very good solution. There is no reason to feel weak because you had a shitty father, but you need to believe that. There are definitely cases of parents hating their kid because the kid resembles the wrong person (even ex wife/husband) and resentment builds. \n\nI always hated my glasses and finally got Lasik. It amazes me how much better I felt about myself after. My confidence soared and had huge effects on my happiness. I definitely recommend surgery if you think it’ll help, but you should also make peace with it first so it isn’t a band aid on a bullet hole. ",
"Calling people \"humans\" is extremely cringey. Please, ffs, just stop.",
"Nice job",
"FaceID is unique from facial recognition on other phones because it scans your face as a 3d image instead of a picture. Probably just a small nitpick though",
"TIL from the comments here that it may be that I have a deviated septum and it's not my actual sinuses that are the source of my nasal/sinus problems. Too many hits to the face and cursed genetics, such a great combo.",
"Ahhh probably makes more sense that the profile of her nose might change it then!",
"Crazy how much more attractive she is with a simple bridge reduction ",
"WHO?!",
"Your nose was fine,your face is another story tho.",
"Oi vey dere was nothin wrong with your uddah shnoz, it builds charactah",
"What wanted to know is: if you claim to have a deviated septum does insurance cover rhinoplasty? The comment made it seem like that’s what happened. ",
"Just now!",
"You look great!",
"Wow you look amazing!! <3",
"Her smile ~~and enthusiasm~~: gone.",
"Yo, your face has gotta change, [Hump](https://youtu.be/vbxXtC6WUn4)!\nIce Cube says you're making more than Donald Trump",
"> My nostrils get wider when I sniff in?\n\nThere are muscles around/in your nose that you can flex to flare them. Flaring helps to prevents them collapsing (assuming there's also enough cartilage there) and improves air flow.\n\nIt's possible to flare them without inhaling, and to inhale without flaring them. Might take some practice if you haven't already learned voluntary control of those muscles.\n\n",
"Your children will thank you for their nose and ask ehy you are so „pretty“ but at least it can fund someone elses new ferrari 👌",
"Very nice. Congratulations!",
"Old nose was better.",
"Who here isn’t a asshole? There all assholes sir! ",
"I agree. I distrust women who look like the one on the right.",
"Aqualine. ",
"I can widen them on purpose, but a reasonably strong sniff without consciously trying to hold them open will bring the outside of my nostrils inward and restrict the air flow. It's like if you pretend to be a kid that's been crying, about that hard. Imma go ask my husband about his nose. This is so weird.",
"better before. Weird is good. Normal is bad.",
"I agree with OP’s response. The only thing that ever hurt, and it was more that it felt weird than it hurt, was getting the packing out of my nose— and that only took a couple seconds. It’s so worth it to get fixed. Getting my deviated septum fixed is one of the best decisions I’ve ever made, it’s such a relief to breathe through my nose.",
"I first noticed the bump on my nose in 6th grade, after we did a profile art piece from our shadow. Bummed me out. \n\nYour after results are fantastic! ",
"My wife has has gone to two doctors for the same thing. Each time they \"shaved\" something inside her nose and the second time supposedly took cartilage from her ear to \"fix\" the issue. Neither one has even come close to fixing anything. In fact I think they've made it worse. She can't breath out of her nose at all most days and can barely breath while sleeping. \n\nJust putting it out there that this surgery can be very detrimental if you're unlucky. ",
"looks great! it's a shame what a taboo plastic surgery still has for a lot of western culture. more people should get stuff like nose jobs, can give you an instant +2 in looks rating. looks like you went from a 6 to an 8, nicceeee",
"still beautiful.",
"I kinda like the look on the left.",
"Both sides are equally beautiful ",
"Can you PM me this surgeon's name? It's okay if you'd rather not. I'm just interested in this same surgery. Thank you",
"Respect for being straight up and acknowledging your good fortune here. \n\nI feel like there is an unnecessary stigma around cosmetic surgery, and I think your post does a lot to combat it. Congrats! ",
"You were beautiful before the surgery, but I hope this helps your self perception!",
"It's crazy what a bad nose can do to a face. Like I hate the tip of mine, its so fat. ",
"So that’s where the ozone went. ",
"Before 3 weeks .. she got punched on her nose ??",
"Picture of two noses",
"I'm so happy for you!",
"Now you look like some basic bitch white girl, way to go",
"They give them out at the health dept and planned parenthood. ;O",
"They are usually kept in boxes near the coconuts. ",
"This is a rhinoplasty I can support. Congratulations and I’m happy that it has healed so wonderfully!",
"pretty 2 stunning in two pics",
"I'm not 100% but I think ive seen this picture before",
"But you are still Jew.",
"I had my deviated septum fixed last year. I never realized how poor my airflow was until after. I can breathe only through my nose and not feel like suffocating. It is amazing. :)",
"But you laughed though",
"The best way to get revenge on a nose is to live a good life. Also possibly cutting it off to spite your father.",
"Gratz on the self disfiguration. ",
"I would’ve said Gruish ",
"Where did you get the number for this wall? This is an unlisted wall!",
"O_____o \nMy jaw clicks, pops, locks up and hurts while I eat....and sometimes when I yawn it cracks so hard that it sounds like someone breaking a glow stick. \nDoes that mean it’s misaligned?",
"she is out of our league now boys",
"Is there suppose to be a comma in that sentence somewhere? Or another word?",
"Please let me know if you end up trying it. Though I wouldn't be surprised if you can't if it's a learned muscle movement, like I can wiggle my ears, and some people can flair their nostrils. ",
"You know by far most people only breathe out of one nostril at one time right? Have you heard of the nasal cycle?\n\nA ton of people complain that they can only breathe out of one nostril most of the time and that's absolutely normal.",
"Indeed.",
"I think the smile distorts the front view too much in favor of the before. Nice cute smile, BTW.\n\nI saw a girl in college who had such an incredibly large schnozz that you wondered how she made it out of her mom or if she was born by C-section. That changed my opinion about people who wanted plastic surgery.\n\n",
"It's not normal for the nostrils to close when sucking air super hard?",
"Ha. I immediately heard Dr. Shlotkin, go back to the golf course and work on your puts. ",
"Well good for you then, but most men would probably prefer the new nose. But in the end that really doesn't matter because it's what makes her feel better.",
"Shoulda stayed Jew ",
"You sound like an idiot.",
"From Jew to NEW! ",
"Wow!",
"You're just defending yourself from an ugly truth. This is not complicated.\n\nYou had a nose that you thought was so ugly you had to get it \"corrected\". That nose = hideous to you. \n\nYour kid ends up with that SAME nose...again, that nose = hideous to you. \n\nTherefore, you would be an absolute hypocrite if you said something to your kid like \"beauty is on the inside\", \"it doesn't look as bad as you think\", etc. Your only honest reaction to your kid having that same nose would be \"yeah I get it, that nose sucks. But I got it taken care of and you'll be able to as well when you're an adult\"\n\nANY OTHER REACTION from you would be full of shit. ",
"When you look in the mirror does it feel like you looking back. My appearance has changed dramatically recently and the person looking back at me in the mirror doesn't look like me. It's kind of an out of body experience and a little off putting.",
"What if your kids have your post op nose? Who do you then do the explaining to? Yourself?? ",
"I’ll never do this. My HS friend Amy wanted a chin tuck for graduation. She got it done, and then a bruising appeared on her neck, her parents called the doctor, who said it was natural, would leave in time.\n\nIt got worse in time, swelled until she couldn’t breathe, and Amy choked to death. The surgeon was sued for malpractice. Her parents have looked haunted since that day, nearly twenty years ago now. And Brilliant Amy is still dead.\n\nI’ll never, ever get plastic surgery for any reason but health. The. Fucking. End.",
"yeah, it was totes broken on your bridge, that red coloring.. the pressure towards the skin must've hurt when touched and the tip looked deviated, however I agree it fit your face. your current nose does too, more so I feel! \n\nI have a deviated septum from how I used to wipe my nose as a kid, always on my sleeve and in one direction like a gross jerk. I can only breathe outta one nostril at a time. \n\nthe swelling looks so minimal yo, you totally heal really very well. your nose looks so cute already. it very much opens your face, idk how to explain it.. but it does. ",
"I ALWAYS have coffee when I watch radar. YOU know that!",
"I'd love to see what this looks like from the front ",
"Question - did it affect your vision or was it noticeable how you no longer had that part of your nose visible?\n\nAlso, your new nose looks perfect, and you 100% made a great choice! :) ",
"Samsung has it's version just called something different...again Apple is not the first to everything. ",
"Can I ask how much this cost? I would love to have my nose fixed (it has been broken). ",
"First makeup, then fake angles, fake lighting, photoshop and now this. Women are complete frauds",
"In short, I used to think that people should work with what they were made of, as a way of saying fuck the image people expect of you. With an open mind, I can see why people make these decisions to change a part of them in a permanent way, to be comfortable, or whatever their reasoning is. People should not view these type of personal changes any different than you would view a hair cut or someone clipping their finger nails.\n\nWith technological advances, people should be free to alter their own personal property (their sack of bones and meat) any way they seem fit without judgement and ridicule from others. ",
"do you notice a difference in your breathing?",
"I'm curious to know how much an op like this costs? I've been considering this same type of operation.",
"It could be. Mine happens because my lower jaw is far too small. If it causes issues, you can see an orthodontist to see what your treatment options would be. In cases that aren't severe, it could be simple braces or even Invisalign.",
"Jennifer Gray didn't get \"run out of Hollywood.\" She just stopped getting parts because she looked so different. Pre-nose job, she was pretty, but also distinctive looking. After, she was just blandly attractive. I can feel for her - she was probably self-conscious about her nose, and thought the rhinoplasty would improve her looks. Clearly, she made a mistake.\n\nConsider Streisand. I always thought she was lovely, but no doubt she was pressured to get her nose done when she was young. In her case, it was the right decision not to.\n\nOP is not a famous actor, she's free to do whatever makes her feel better about herself.\n",
"You looked way better before, now I dunno what the fuck I'm looking at",
"never said apple was the first, the comment i was replying to said \"face ID\" and faceID is a different technology from samsung's, it takes a 3d scan of your face rather than a 2d picture",
"Congrats OP. You look beautiful.",
"Your username is missing an a and it's bothering me",
"Congratulations OP. That looks great.",
"I have a Roman nose and it has always really, really bothered me but I’m too chicken to get it fixed. It’s purely a cosmetic thing but I hate it. I distinctly remember the first time I saw a picture of me from the side and my nose stood out like a sore thumb. I couldn’t believe that I had such an ugly lump on my face and nobody ever said anything to me about it before! Thank you for your post with your thoughts, I’m feeling a little bit better about it now. ",
"Yes! I love big noses. They give character and I just feel they're infinitely sexier. ",
"Yogurt! I hate yogurt!",
"I have a friend with this. It looks good. Is it a cosmetic surgery?",
"Fuck off and go to Facebook. Fuck this sub ",
"For sure. Just like braces. Some people take it way too far and end up looking like lizards though. But a minor fix for something that bothers you? It’s your body. ",
"Anymore photo's would love to do a study in to how your face is perceived differently due to only one change? ",
"What problems did you have specifically with a deviated septum? I have a similar nose but I get a lot of headaches sometimes when I breathe. Who does the surgery an ENT doctor or plastic surgeon?",
"My mother gave me a raspberry once. ONCE!",
"You were cuter before.",
"How did your nose completely change form like that?\n",
"What a schnoz!",
"\"Close\" was probably the wrong word to use. Whenever I put my head underwater, I can consciously breathe out heavily through my nose to avoid water. But at the rate I have to breathe out, can only do it for 2-3 seconds. I have pretty good lung capacity so I don't think that's my issue. I have deviated septum so thought that might affect it. ",
"Are you a reasonably attractive lady? If so, I am an idiot and you should avoid me altogether. Just go over to the other side of the room and talk shit about me to your friends.",
"Went from Jew to new!",
"Suck! Suck! Suck!",
"I didn't mean to suggest *her* that she didn't need the change. She needed it for her own personal reasons, and good for her. Just wanted to let other people who might have a similar nasal shape that some people actually dig it. ",
"Ah, so I see you've converted from Judaism to Christianity.",
"I’m sorry did you have a nose job here? Went from crooked to straight?",
"How does that happen? A surgery?",
"I can't believe you fell for it man!",
"Just now!",
"Ah I see what you mean now.",
"I could it as a kid as long as my nose wasn’t stuffy but can’t do it now. Maybe one nostril, but my kid can do both nostrils right now. It’s not uncommon I don’t think",
"You looked fine before in my opinion.",
"I thought it had to do with them needing to break it. For you, it seems like they chisled the bridge and added some cartilage to the tip, no? ",
"It's a job well done, beautiful. You look great and if you're happy with yourself that the most important part ",
"Need to get my septum un-deviated",
"They are probably just being polite. If they instantly said 'OMG you finally fixed that nose!' then they are admitting they were judging your looks etc. If they just pretend they can't quite tell what's different, it makes you feel like it wasn't attracting negative attention - and as much as we all like to not judge, it's really hard to not notice someone has a big nose etc. ",
"[You gotta take your meds, Charlie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scvhb_Ygr90)",
"jewish?",
"I’ve had jaw surgery where they moved my jaw forwards and my lower jaw back. Had to lift my nose a teeny bit. Honestly you look different but the same. Most people won’t be able to tell \nDo it\nYou’ll be happy you did (after all the sucky parts are over)",
"Princess Vespa?!",
"You could have just dyed your hair yourself, didn’t need an operation.",
"I had surgery done for a deviated septum and my before nose looked pretty similar to yours. Looks great and i hope you are happy with it, it feels a lot better to be anle to breathe fully",
"You look jewish in the before ",
"Oh shit, there goes the planet.",
"I love u ",
"sir, we've been jammed!",
"I like the girl on the left",
"You do you, girl. You were beautiful before, and you still are. Fuck what anyone else thinks about it. ",
"Shit, you're cute. ",
"You look so much prettier now! Night and day difference.\n\nHope this comment doesn't come off offensive, but I'm just saying. I bet you're happy with it.",
"I thought you looked fine before! ",
"This is great ",
"is this plastic surgery? i kind of want to get a similar procedure, but am worried about the costs.",
"Not most people, though. ",
"Congratulations on the aquilining.",
"Better than no people, though, aye? ",
"Whenever Chistians make fun of how Jews look I just go to /r/peopleofwalmart to make myself feel better",
"Look up TMJ if you haven't already.",
"My dad introduced me to Mel Brooks with Spaceballs. \n\nThen came Blazing Saddles.\n\nMy husband was shocked when I started quoting spaceballs to him. That and Red Dwarf. ",
"One day I mentioned to my grandfather I liked girls with a distinguished nose. \n\nHe told me, \"Just find yourself a nice normal girl and punch her in the face.\"\n\nRest in peace grandpa Harry.",
"Front facing picture, please. ",
"But now, how will we know you’re a fellow member of the tribe!? Haha mazel tov on your new Shnaz!",
"Frankly, I think you look beautiful both ways. Personally, I like women who have features that aren't the typical impression of \"beauty\", but you definitely need to do whatever makes you happy. I'm glad you like your look.",
"Now on to the next thing to be dissatisfied with...",
"(((They))) are blending in now",
"Now imagine you fall in love with her new face but she doesn’t tell you she had plastic surgery. Years later you have a child together looking like she did before surgery... she’s gonna have some explaining to do.",
"Was it really $1800? Seems like an excellent deal to me.\n\nThis is the only progress pic i've ever upvoted. Much more interesting than fatties losing some weight.",
"That's a great new nose, but, man, your witch costume is never going to be the same.",
"> they'll have to\n\nNo but i'm sure she will tell them they can if they like",
"You're not allowed to make a joke after your original dumb comment",
"Doesn't deserve downvotes. I would argue you summarized exactly how she felt about the whole issue.",
"This reminds me of the line Weis says in RWBY. \"My father was not the beginning of our name and I refuse to let him to be the last.\"",
"Raspberry, I hate raspberry!",
"She’s gone from suck to blow...",
"Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become.",
"Good to know!! The surgery honestly sounds horrible so I’ve put it off for 5 years... how long did you take to recover enough to work?",
"That’s how I feel! I don’t have a particularly cute nose, but it’s mine and I dont want to look different!!",
"I am a fuck hat.... you’re right. The pain is a big bummer. ",
"Hahaha oh no!! I’m glad you recovered!!! ",
"Yes my breathing has improved immensely! Still swollen but much much better ",
"I have a similar problem, not to the extent but I've always been kinda wanting to get it done.",
"Then why not break his instead?",
"looks good,was the original a family heirloom.. ",
"As a man who share his name with a family member who was a great man...this is a good idea. I a!ways try to live up to his legacy and even when I fail I know I did him proud. You have a chance to start that legacy.",
"Good luck my friend! Just make sure to be happy with whatever you go with, even if it sucks at first.",
"I don't know. Don't they all just draw us bucktoothed with big nostrils?",
"Thank you for taking my comment in the spirit it was intended, you must be very pleased with your new profile. Thing is, when you're old you'll probably want a solution to glasses slipping off your nose when you look down! Can't have everything, eh! ;)",
"Congrats. Looks great!",
"Blazzing Saddles is just as quotable. ",
"Well... the husband/wife should brace themeselves for the eventuality of a kid not looking like the parents. The nose is still coded in the genes and the birth could be disclosing a fact that was otherwise hidden to one of the parents.",
"Wow, well done by the surgeon!! ",
"do it. I had my piss-poor sinus-nasal-septum breathing fixed a year ago- it also came with cosmetic outcomes as well. In the end functional faces are more important than looks- and the result will possibly be more attractive to some.",
"Power to you. Never take shit from people about fixing things that make you feel better. I had my congenital and trauma damaged septum fixed a year ago, I feel so much better. ",
"From my reading and consulting with doctors, the nasal pathway should have sufficient cartilage to retain an open breathing passage at maximum inhalation. ",
"Operation successful ",
"Chelsea Peretti needs to know about this",
"Didn’t even realise I was getting downvotes till your comment. I said “no other way to say it”??? What the hell, she clearly posted it to show this?",
"I just want to say, sorry for the abuse. I said below how much better you looked now and got bombarded with downvotes, people hate others being happy.",
"white knights, they're annoying and predictable",
"I don’t understand how your white-knighting by downvoting someone who says what the girl who posted wanted them to say ",
"Lmao thank you for sharing, an odd but memorable way to get a deviated septum!",
"I have a double beard and a neck chin. Now what ",
"Mazel tov!",
"Not always the case. People who have plastic surgery often end up being even more disconnected from/unhappy with their new look. This is why, for example, a lot of people don't stop at \"just one\". They start with one and 17 plastic surgeries later look like Michael Jackson.",
"She had a deviated septum. \n \nYou looked great either way. I hope it was only to correct the medical condition, and you didn't think your nose looked bad.",
"Yeah..... no parent will give a shit. You know what parents want? They want happy healthy babies that turn into happy healthy kids that stay happy and healthy as they grow up. If this is your logic then all parents better “brace themself” for a kid that *gasp* might not look like them. \n\nYou don’t just spit out mini clones. That’s not how genetics work. The possibility of gene combinations that both parents give a baby are vast and include all kinds of latent genes that the parents don’t even know about. \n\nSeriously, what kind of woman has to hide a nose job from her husband. That’s insane. What’s more insane is the idea of having to brace yourself for a healthy baby that might have a crooked nose. The horror. ",
"That's a difficult situation, since it has potential for your kids to think they are imperfect, or not attractive, and really damage their self esteem. I have a larger nose and if I ever got a nose job, I wouldn't tell my kids until they were adults, if ever. I'd let them make their own decisions and support them either way. ",
"Tell a 12 year old they can get a nose job at 17-18 (earliest a surgeon will do it). I'd imagine they may develop some self-esteem issues over the next 6 years.",
"I had it done when I was 17 over Xmas break. I was off school for a month, but that’s because I didn’t want to go back until they took the splint out of my mouth (I couldn’t eat solids and I had a lisp because of it) I would say after 2.5-3 weeks I would have been ok to return. I was swollen for a long time afterwards, a few months (minor swelling). Honestly it’s not that bad at all. And the surgery has come a long way since I had it done (in 2002). Worst part for me was my reaction to the anesthesia and the pain meds, I’m just very sensitive to that stuff. Jaw wasn’t too painful following surgery but all the stitches in my mouth sucked real bad as any time I’d smile or laugh they would pull. In any case no regrets! I have a cute little ski jump at the end of my nose now, and better cheek bones! Also I can use my incisors so there’s that ",
"Duuuuuuuuude",
"You look great! I saw you said #flyeaglesfly so maybe you live in my area of the country! Please let us know if you can give a shout out to your plastic surgeon. I don't know if that would be against Reddit's rules. I'm sure you're so happy that you can breathe much better. Congrats! :)",
"You sound super fun.",
"Iris recognition is way better on Samsung, if anyone has one that supports it, I recommend it.",
"The nose knows",
"Honestly people want to be supportive to this individual while not realizing they are telling everyone with that nose type there is something wrong to fix. Girls all over asia are getting the opposite surgery for their flat noses. This is wrong.",
"It's good that you're happy, but your nose wasn't freakish. And what kind of message does this send to people who have that kind of nose? \"You're ugly & you need surgery\"? Is that healthy?",
"That's kinda what I was thinking which is why I worded it this way- though I'm sure people don't mean to do it.",
"I had mine done too !!! Literally changed my life and gave me so much more confidence. Best decision ever.\n\n",
"Yeah, the right side of my teeth are all getting worn down/uneven and the pain has been consistent recently.\n\nMy dad is a dentist, so he has a lot of resources to find a good Dr. out here, maybe I’ll make the consult apt 😶",
"True! I am very scared 😶",
"This is sort of like warning someone who's going out for a beer not to become an alcoholic.",
"Have you considered that you might be a time-traveling amnesiac?",
"It's kind of amazing how something so slight can make a difference to a face.",
"Exactly, where do you draw the line? Makeup, clothes, hair product, perfume, lasik surgery, removing moles, acne face wash? Shouldn't she just be happy with her natural eyebrows -- not pluck them? Shouldn't she be happy with her natural face, and not where makeup? It's a bafflingly stupid argument because of all the unnatural things we do, men and women, to keep our appearance that aren't related to health. The doctor was already going to cut open her nose and fix her septum, for health & breathing reasons, so she elected to have a little bit more done. Why people here are making this into something it isn't, is beyond strange.\n\nFrom all accounts in this posting she has a bf that loves her, parents who love her, she simply didn't like her nose and used the miracles of modern medicine to undergo a pedestrian, routine surgery to fix something she didn't like. Even without all that information it's a huge stretch to assume someone is self conscious due to a complete and total lack of love or feeling of worth.",
"Oh I think she looks great and I would do the same thing. But saying she’s above critique is silly and i like playing devils advocate. Are we pretending that no one here is against photoshopping the shit out of models, while also praising her for being ‘brave’? ",
"What's the name?",
"Anti Peretti. ",
"now you can laugh at your kids when they come up with your old nose.",
"Hold on, which is before and which is after?",
"Anyone who really likes you won't care about your nose. Also if you're confident in the rest of your looks it won't matter. And there are people like me that actually like stark, distinguishing features on people.",
"Ok, calm down Tuvok",
"I could understand being against plastic surgery just screw up pretty women in Hollywood (they seem to mess their faces up a lot now...) But this was to fix a nose that was damaged, and it was affecting breathing, so I'd say that's essential! Glad you found someone who could do a really nice job of it, and it didn't break the bank. ",
"The cosmetic part was around 2,000 i think but i had my deviated septum fixed as well so my insurance covered that part of the surgery, including anesthesia. My boyfriend wasnt all for it either but he just wanted me to be happy as well! ",
"I think it has!!! I especially notice it when i hear my voice on audio ",
"It looks like you wrote a lowercase I instead of an uppercase I. This has happened 1694 times on Reddit since the launch of this bot.",
"I think my top lip got lifted as a result of my tip being lifted and my whole nose being shorter. ",
"That's not bad at all! She does have issues breathing from her nose and tends to breath a lot from her mouth. Was that an issue you were having? I'm going to look into this and throw it in my budget. ",
"No it’s totally legit if your lips are big/flexible enough. Definitely always looks ridiculous though 😆",
"And it's the best.\n\nNo, actually it's Young Frankenstein.\n\nI love them both too much to decide!",
"Just FYI I was one of the ones who downvoted your post from a few years ago that says \"As a parent the idea of six year old you playing with a dying incontinent pigeon (basically vermin) is fairly horrifying.\"\n\nYou did not contribute to the discussion, no.,\n\n",
"Well, by your own logic I have downvoted this comment on the basis that you're not contributing to this discussion. However I appreciate the confession some years after the fact, even if I'm a little confused by it.\n\nGreat thread though. I was sitting in the hospital with my heavily pregnant wife waiting for an ultrasound appointment. 51 people liked my incontinent pigeon comment, and I also enjoyed re-reading these other comments:\n\n> I always do my best to save our spiderbros. I think they're fascinating and they don't get all up in your face like, ooh, I'm a spider, I'm gonna fuck up your shit. No, they're chill. They hang around, cleaning up the flies. You know who does get all up in your face? Fucking flies. Like, bzzzz, got any food? bzzzz. No, fly, fuck off and find your food somewhere else, I've got important stuff to be doing. Go ask the spider, I hear he's got all sorts of snacks.\n\nand\n\n>Kids absolutely suck. As an adult, if someone came in to work with the same jacket as me, I'd be like, hey, cool jacket! We're jacket buddies! Let's go rock these jackets in public and make everyone mildly uncomfortable! And then they'd maybe not wear the jacket any more and then I'd feel bad and not wear mind and actually we'd both lose in this scenario so I don't know where I'm going with this life is hard.\n\n[Link to the original comment in context](https://www.reddit.com/r/morbidquestions/comments/337clq/has_anybody_accidentally_injured_or_killed_a_pet/cqicczy/)",
"Your comment is still repulsive no matter how many people you paid to like it",
"Ugh yes that’s what happens to me. I would get like out breathe so quickly and especially when i would lay down my breathing would get worse. That would be such and act of love and kindness towards your girlfriend!!! ",
"Is there a specific procedure term I should look into? She has been a great girlfriend and it is something she complains about. I've always thought it was just a self-esteem issue but there's also the breathing issue I soon discovered after living together. It occurs when she sleeps most of the time. ",
"Yes it’s called a septoplasty. Make sure the doctor you go to is an ENT and plastic surgeon. See what you can can work out insurance wise to get the best deal. I think it’s cheaper too if the doctor has their own office/ surgical suite because hospital fees are crazy. My doctor decided then what rhinoplasty would be best for the rest of my face. Make sure you get a good consultation and ask lots of questions! ",
"Thank you! Will certainly look into it. I'm sure there are tons of plastic surgeons out here in Dallas.",
"When was that? Yesterday? ",
"I was referring to the career of the actress Jennifer Grey. She starred in such movies as Red Dawn and Dirty Dancing and was known for her distinctive nose. After having a nose job, her career never returned to it's pre-nose job status. In an interview she even stated that the choice to have plastic surgery was the worst decision she ever made. "
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"Fuck cancer indeed, stay strong you can beat it!",
"After almost a year, i officially have! I'm also the youngest person to be diagnosed by the Mayo Clinic with pancreatic cancer by over 20-something years!",
"Woah, pancreatic cancer is no joke, you just made me so happy, I'm glad they caught it early!\n\nI work in healthcare so I know the odds of someone with pancreatic cancer surviving, that's amazing for you!\n\nCan't wait for your Iama.",
"I appreciate it. I think I will shoot for Tuesday. I'm only like 33 hours out of surgery, though, so VERY MUCH pain still:/",
"Fuck cancer! You'll make it through!",
"I can only imagine, I hope that they manage your pain properly and you just rest and recuperate.\n\n",
"How bout you do it on an appropriate sub?",
"He's got cancer, any sub is appropriate at this point. Don't be a sub snob. Fuck cancer! Good luck bud, I'm praying for you.",
"Stay strong! Advances in pancreatic cancer treatment are better than ever. You can do this!!",
"Badass man! You’re an inspiration to a lot of people! ",
"Horse shit ",
"How about you gfy, buddy :)",
"What a great picture dude ",
"Thanks, m8 i appreciate it",
"Thanks, man! They took out my pancreas and gallbladder, so there will be some organ shifting lol",
"Title guidelines\n\nTitles must:\n\nmust convey accurate information\n\nmust not ask for votes\n\nmust not be about a \"cake day\"\n\nmust not request a photoshop/edit\n\nmust not ask for general information or feedback\n\nmust not be \"designed to elicit sympathy\"\n\nmust not be cliched/forbidden title, located at /r/pics/w/titles/forbidden\n\nmust directly relate to the event in the picture.\n\nmust not be addressed to other redditors\n\n",
"What a great personality, bud",
"All theses flavors and you chose salty. Schmuck....",
"And?",
"Oh sorry I mean AMAZING PICTURE ",
"K",
"I smell a bad case of butthurt.",
"Shit you're right this pic is great ",
"\"Designed to elicit sympathy\". It's a common narrative right now that /r/pics gone to shit because of random/boring pictures of cancer survivors fishing for upvotes. Not only because of them, but you get the idea",
"I’m with you. This sub is turning into Facebook 2.0. Reposted my rant below...let the downvoting begin",
" Couldn't care less about sympathy. I literally posted to say fuck cancer ",
"Good god, everyone and their mom has to do an ama for something.\n\n",
"ARCHER CANCER RAMPAGE!!!!!!!!!\n\nGood luck brutha",
"People do interesting things or experience unique situations and then share what they learned, I like all the AMAs personally. ",
"u/Sup3r_Srs: It’s not about you, personally. and I wish you, with all my heart, prayers, and encouragement that you go and fuck cancer until it’s dead. The treatment will suck, but there’s a full life on the other side of this shit that you’ll enjoy more having gone through this. There are subs here you can turn to on this site for support when it gets hard. Don’t give up!\n \nFor context, we’re bitching about your post because of where this sub has gone. What was once a sub to submit interesting pics has been instead where people post pictures of their nose-jobs, dead parents, vacation selfies, and personal health stories. We’re lobbying the mods and others (search my history for a convo with u/spez) to improve the moderation and clarify the rules - one way or another - to address what we see as a problematic trend. \n \n\n \n",
"Get better dude and stay strong.",
"Guys, please stop downvoting him. Increased karma levels have been linked to higher cancer survival rates. 1 upvote = 1 less cancer cell.",
"wow, they put superhuge ng tube ! thats gotta be at least 18 fr! stay strong and get better! ",
"Dude you had a Whipple surgery the most grueling of all surgery! Best of health to you, get strong !",
"Stay strong man the best for you.",
"i used to work on oncology ward, and ALL of my patients are my inspiration. many would have a bad day and break down, but what inspired me was how they pull themselves together again, get up, and keep walking. get better and keep fighting! ",
"No need to get upset now",
"Stay strong man!",
"God bless brotha ",
"I'm trying, m8!",
"Yeah!! Fuck Cancer!!! Well done dude!! ",
"Keep fighting! Fuck cancer!",
"Wishing you the best brother. ",
"with all do respect - what makes you think you can add anything to peoples info regarding cancer? I have had Cancer twice and I don't feel like I could answer any more questions than the average guy. Seriously - if you want people to pay attention to you - just ask people to comment...\n",
"I took zero pics of myself with cancer because I just want to forget about it. It was the most isolating, shit experience of my life.",
"Congrats on being so brave to post this..prayers",
"Because I only have so much time/interest,if you would like to chip in and post it on ones I missed, feel free.",
"Get some rest first, then do AMA. I definitely want to hear your about your battle. All the best.",
"Tough crowd. Fuck. \n\nBe well.",
"If people have a problem with “where this sub is going”, then take it up with the mods. \n\nDownvoting every encouraging comment on here, which is aimed at a person with cancer, is about the most immature, pathetic and infuriating way of expressing your privileged non-pancreatic cancer butthurt about a flippin’ thread on a flippin’ forum. \n\nYou’ve turned into heartless monsters over total bs. ",
"Bullshit it's a site about upvoting and downvoting. If it wasn't it would be like Facebook with only a like button. People that actually want to discuss on this sub are over this bullshit whoring. Your comment demonstrates it perfectly, \"this man has [insert cancer or personal tragedy] therefore you MUST like this post\". Fuck off with this shit.",
"Dude, put your pulse ox back on. You're making the monitor beep. :) Good luck!",
"So if he's got a 1cm tumor he only needs like a hundred million more upvotes.",
"Keep up the fight my friend. ",
"I'm doing my part!",
"Kick it's ass, brother.",
"How could you possibly know he was eliciting sympathy seems more like he’s angry. The title didn’t make me sympathetic it made me agre more than anything, like “you know what hems saying what everyone’s thinking, yeah fucking cancer” heck if I didn’t put two and two together I wouldn’t have figured out he even had cancer he could be in hospital for any reason",
"It must be wonderful to not have a horrible tragedy in life. Enjoy it while it lasts. (I assume you have no horrible tragedy, since if you do, and THIS is how you still act, then I have no words to describe you.) ",
"You can't just hold votes hostage. Why you need internet points for sickness I'll never understand ",
"One day you might understand how supporting a person through cancer, even with something as stupid as voting on reddit, may make a huge difference in their existence. When all is said and done in life, and you look back, votes and pics and reddit won’t matter, but how you affect someone, especially in their darkest hours, changes whether you led a good life or not. \n\nIf this is not a place to post pics of a struggle with pancreatic cancer, fine, but one can deal with that with dignity, by alerting the mods, politely discussing the matter. Punishing a man who is already on his knees, because of some stupid voting system that will die out the moment reddit eventually dies, is incredibly narrow-minded. ",
"Do you know how many of these turn out to be fake? Assuming people who aren't finding this thing suitable in this subreddit don't feel tragedy or haven't gone through it is pretty shallow.",
"I’m pretty confident that the majority is real, since, statistically, cancer, and illness in general, is incredibly common. Much more common than people with weird mental disorders who go through the whole effort and drama of faking a hospital stay with tubes and the such, for attention. Plus, even if they do that, they are ill, just in a different way.\n\nAs I said, I understand if this subreddit is not for ill people (not sure why, but ok), there is just a humane way of dealing with that. ",
"Nobody cares, millions of people a year get cancer and survive. Dumb fuck attention whore. ",
"You sound like a pleasant person😊",
"It's not about faking the actual stay, many of these turn out to be reposters who take them from appropriate subs. Look, you don't see me going into r/happy or r/cancer and yelling about narcissism. This place is absolutely overrun and it is undermining the sub. I can remember one interesting well composed picture on this sub in the last two weeks, and that's it. Now of course none of this matters but I'm a bored asshole on the internet.\n ",
"You sound like a miserable attention whore :))))"
] | 67 |
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Just wanted to say FUCK CANCER and do an ama in a couple days :)
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/r/pics/comments/7v7lge/this_blind_guys_first_time_holding_a_cat/
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[
"Im glad he's happy, this could've gone wrong in so many ways",
"https://imgur.com/QNhzs8D",
"He's holding his inner evil inside ",
"i went to college for this shit... ",
"Why has he gone that long without holding a cat? ",
"A friend in her late 20s came over to my house once and my kittens started climbing on her. She asked \"Why are they vibrating?\" She had never felt a cat purr before.",
">\"Why are they vibrating?\"\n\nTheyre getting ready to explode\n\n",
"That’s a really fun card game. ",
"Fur and razor blades.",
"They're full of bees.",
"The guy clearly doesn't see that the cat is displeased",
"Ok but he could open his eyes",
"He's only been a Blind Guy for a couple of days, he held plenty of cats when he was a Sight Guy.",
"Look out, dude. Ramsey is gonna cut your dick off in the next season. ",
"This Blind Guy’s first time holding a dog",
"> Why has he gone that long without holding a cat?\n\nI am over 40 and have never held a cat. No intention to ever do that.",
"A sight guy... Lol",
"This Blind Guy's first time holding.",
"First time touching a pussy is always special",
"Dave, you really need to hold a cat before it's too late! ",
"It’s amazing what technology can do these days...",
"When you're old a feeble, I'm going to find you and place a cat on you against your wishes. Probably against the cat's wishes too.",
"haha that reminds me of my ex who never had a pet before. my cat was purring and he asked if something was wrong with his nose lol",
"I am in my mid thirties and have never held a cat.",
"?",
"I know right?! I have the NSFW edition",
"Guy looks like Theon. Greyjoy. Reek. Game of Thrones. Never mind. ",
"Well I mean a large influx of bees does tend to solve all problems.",
"[Doctor Bees agrees.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc)",
"Guy looks so thrilled..Cat is like \"Fuck my life\". ",
"Why?",
"When I was 7 and I went to my friend's house (she had three cats) one of them started \"vibrating\". I got scared and screamed and I will never live that down.",
"Pretty cat....pretty cat",
"_That’s my fetish._",
"No one is going to question this story? Alright then, someone get him a headless bird. ",
"Before I realized this was r/pics, I was really hoping it was a gif from r/whatcouldgowrong.",
"That's adorable",
"His happiness makes me so happy! Ok I teared up a little, hormones. ",
"At least that cat can't scratch out his eyes. That's my worst fear.",
"Lol wtf... totally did not regret clicking the link",
"Who says this guy is even blind?",
"You should've been more scared of their [little vampire fangs](http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/has-never-seen-a-cat-before).",
"Well, I was. The next time I went to her place one of her most vicious cats (Bobo was its name) tried to bite and scratch me.\n\nBobo did not like me. I was afraid of Bobo. ",
">Bobo\n\n\nWhat a wonderful name for a cat. Like a clown psycho-killer.",
"You're missing one of the most pleasurable things that exist. Holding a friendly cat is more relaxing than taking xanax.\n\n",
"Dont tell this guy about the furry conventions",
"Are you a fish?",
"Of course he doesn’t, he’s fuckin’ blind, man. ",
"> relaxing than taking xanax.\n\nwell shit, never did that either lol",
"That was the joke, man 😉",
"Nope, not covered in blood. Not his first time.",
"Believe it or not, my first cat help me beat a drug addiction ",
"Or...it's just a normal person, holding a cat and laughing, and redditors are as retarded as any other internet community that will believe anything.",
"[you tried](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jz1TjCphXE)",
"It's right there in the title, keep up ",
"Cats are psychopaths, a decade ago my ex had a cat that was hunting a mouse nest out the front, each time a baby mouse would come out she would kill it, decapitate them and line their heads in a row until the mother came out to all her children’s head lined up in front of her. She then killed the mother doing the same. \n\nShe then moved them all to the front porch to show off her kills... I have never been able to trust a cat since. ",
"That reminds me of old school ren and stimpy level weirdness. Cheers for that!",
"That's one non-plussed puss. ",
"The cat would have done the same to you if given the chance",
"That guy clearly doesn't see that the comment was a joke",
"Nah I was the only person she actually liked. She would attack everyone else but when it came to me she would turn into the sweetest little cat, purring and rubbing against me. ",
"Kid at the end steals the scene.",
"Just looks like someone took the picture as he blinked. I can take the same picture of anyone and come up with my own title. Doesn't mean anything. I'm not saying OP is a liar, but don't trust what you read on here as fact. ",
"/r/FeelsLikeTheFirstTime",
"Exploding Kittens!"
] | 65 |
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This Blind Guy’s First Time Holding A Cat
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/r/pics/comments/7v7nkv/tiny_tabasco_bottle/
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[
"Drink it",
"Those are usually the ones that you find in MREs. The military guys who have to eat MREs out in the field frequently barter for those bottles. They are like gold.",
"Also given out at first, or business, class flights."
] | 3 |
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Tiny Tabasco bottle.
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/r/pics/comments/7v7pou/a_hidden_place_i_found_in_chile_straight_out_of/
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[
"Can't be that hidden. I see at least five folks in that pic. Edit:zoomed in for accurate head count",
"What Chile province It is?",
"haha the numbers are correct. the folks? well, that's my family. Edit: folks",
"this is in the Rancagua province. This bit of paradise is located close to Santa Cruz / Colchagua. ",
"I'll edit, don't want to accuse anyone but your dad unnecessarily.....;-)",
"hahahaha no worries mate ;)",
"Hidden with people, a boat, a manicured lawn, and a building. Someone sucks at hiding stuff. ",
"Chile is beautiful",
"It's beautiful! ",
"Thank you :)",
"Chile?",
"yus!"
] | 11 |
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A hidden place I found in Chile, straight out of Monet's mind.
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/r/pics/comments/7v7q9x/a_lighthouse_in_st_augustine/
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[
"I don’t know why but I really want to walk to the top and drop something down there. ",
"That is cool looking.",
"Dopeee 👌🏽👌🏽",
"Grew up in St. Aug and remember taking many a field trip to the lighthouse "
] | 4 |
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A lighthouse in St. Augustine
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/r/pics/comments/7v7sfu/it_wasnt_that_long_ago/
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[
"Phones had headphone jacks, upgradeable storage and replaceable batteries. ",
"My LG G5 has all of that and it's only 2 years old.",
"Nice! "
] | 3 |
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It wasn't that long ago
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/r/pics/comments/7v7t3c/any_more_questions/
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[
"2 x right hands? ",
"Sean Penn?",
"Got any Aspercreme",
"I feel like he's making some passive aggressive remark about how I don't visit him often enough.",
"lol came to post this!",
"\"Eh, I've seen better.\"",
"“Can I has some karma pls?”",
"I think that’s the knot from the robe..",
"https://i.imgur.com/ZTBRoHS.jpg",
"David S. Pumpkins ",
"Same.",
"DeNiro?"
] | 12 |
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Any more questions?
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/r/pics/comments/7v7uiw/this_rock_legend_just_turned_70/
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[
"Henry Winkler sure needs a haircut. ",
"[Alice Cooper History Lesson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FT3IGXtAk)",
"Man, Steve Carell looks terrible nowadays ",
"And I've still never seen him.",
"He looks good for a mummy. ",
"He doesn’t look a day over 85!",
"He puts on a good show.",
"I'll say, that's the ugliest woman I've ever seen.....HBD Alice."
] | 8 |
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This rock legend just turned 70
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/r/pics/comments/7v7w9z/my_uncles_husband_used_to_be_a_hairdresser_and/
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[
"She looks so happy! Looking fabulous Grandma! ",
"She’s killin it!",
"Damn he did good. Your gran looks great! ",
"What a nice repost ",
"Awww nice! She’s beautiful.",
"The council of ricks want their rick back.",
"The other one got R1'd cause of the emoji text in the bottom right. ",
"Wouldn't that just be your uncle? I don't call my aunt my uncle's wife",
"Other one was rule 1'd because of the emoji text in the bottom corner, I assume they asked for them to repost it without that. ",
"Seriously. What an absolutely joyous smile. ",
"I rate that 93/100.",
"Same sex marriage perhaps?\n\nedit - I misread your comment. You make a good point.",
"I don't ball people unble or aunt unless they're related to me. The same way I don't ball my sister's husband my 'brother'. ",
"Ay fam with her looking like that, u might get you a new uncle or aunt soon, except for basic reproductive system biology and shit. But it's the thought that counts. Tell her I said she could get it.",
"Beautiful lady in both photos.",
"Hmm...are you Jewish? She’s pretty picky.",
"I dated a Jewish girl for a few months. She wasn't really though. Her dad was, not her mother, so it didn't count. Great body, funny, just too fucking lazy for me. I loved her though. Man did I ever. She moved in way too soon, before either of us were ready. We had some amazing times though. I still miss her occasionally. Nothing intense, just like a dull ache or a muddled echo. I'll look at something that reminds me of her and I'll kind of get lost in a half memory. We ended kind of... brusquely. It was for the best though. You know, I honestly expected her to be my actual wife by now. By this date. That's fucking craycray. I hope she's doing well, grew the fuck up and found somebody that she can be happy with. Haha , but no. I'm not Jewish. I enjoy Nova and lox though. No tats either.\n\n",
"Yeah, we all know that part.",
"She looks like a million bucks! I hope she feels that way too ",
"D'oh! I misread their comment... Sorry about that! I clearly need to go get some coffee.",
"That's because he's your brother in law. Your parent's sibling's spouse is an aunt or uncle.",
"Sorry, my grandma’s more of a farter than a burper. ",
"No tats? Well then welcome to the family dissenter, we can be buried in the same cemetery after all",
"Your scale is accurate!",
"That's bool and all...but I ban't do it, amigo. If you aren't blood, you aren't family. ",
"Maybe that's the thing in her dimension! ",
"In My mind, just because you're blood, doesn't mean you're family. And just because you aren't blood, doesn't mean you're not family.\n\nThat said, I don't consider any aunts or uncles family. Doesn't matter who they're married to.\n\nYou do you, my dude. ",
"http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7oj90nAczlU/VEft4jbvr7I/AAAAAAAAAIY/KpBftlE1okw/s1600/Fashion-GIF.gif",
"I guess it feels different because they officially got hitched a couple years ago? I also kinda like that I can even say “my uncle’s husband“. ",
"We get it. You want everyone to know that your uncle is gay.",
"Great Scott!",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🌈( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ",
"He should get the rainbow that’s pouring out of his ear checked out, I’m pretty sure that’s not normal",
"Don’t you try and change my amazing guncle!",
"Beautiful smile. ",
"She looks beautiful! Nice work Uncle's husband! Thanks for sharing u/felatedbirthday \n",
"Username checks out.",
"I hear you. We all define family in our own way really. ",
"That must feel so good. Looking at yourself after getting ready and feeling beautiful is really such a good feeling. Cheers <3",
"My aunt got remarried for the third time, and I refer to her husband as \"my aunt's husband.\" The second husband was the one I grew up considering an \"uncle.\" \n\nSo I guess there are some situations where this wording would apply. ",
"Like a French starlet.",
"I’m confused.",
"Now I want to see what he’ll do with Doc Brown",
"Think it was more the makeup than the hair ",
"A) that’s a shit way of defining family\n\nB) it’s legally incorrect\n\nC) so is my non blood brother I was raised with my entire life not my family then?\n\nHow dumb that this is something you “take a stand” on.",
"Yeah but then you wouldn't get the karma for mentioning that your uncle is gay",
"Yep, a wee bit more karma..",
"He's trying to get extra karma, because gay.",
"Dude does your uncle know his husband is gay?",
"My boyfriends boyfriend does this all the time too, such an attention seeker",
"\"uncle's husband\" ..I'll never understand these trends",
"She looks great! ",
"I still say \"My mom's wife\" so it's all good. I understand.",
"It's likely not a ponytail. I don't think she has enough hair to put IN a pony tail; it looks like it was combed, teased, and sprayed (this creates the volume) and pinned down. I'm assuming he did the make up as well, which looks great - enough to know she's wearing it, glamorous, but not overdone. \n\nThis is the result of effort, time, and care spent on this woman. :)",
"Things like this are the reason I fell in love with being a hairdresser. I never thought I'd want to be one, and then boom.. Once you make someone feel beautiful, and they are so grateful, you're hooked. ",
"Right is the before right?",
"My aunt got married when I was 12 (her and my mom are 10 years apart) and my uncle didn’t want us to call him “uncle”. I now refer to him as “my aunt’s husband” when talking about him. Although, sometimes I do say uncle just because it’s easier and I get the same question you asked. And when talking to him I just say his first name. \n\nIt was per his request I guess. ",
"sexuality isn't a trend, you're born with it ",
"Even in the first pic her big smile is infectious",
"He wants is to know his uncle is gay. Which as a gay person I appreciate.",
"No. Your uncle's wife is just your uncle's wife. She's not related to you. Calling her your aunt is incorrect. I have always said \"My aunty's husband\" and \"My uncle's wife\", because otherwise people will think I mean my mum or dad's sibling, when I don't mean that at all.\n\nIf anything he's his... uncle-in-law? Either way, not uncle.",
"I might phrase it that way to distinguish between blood relatives and in-laws.",
"Hairspray, a brush, and maybe some hair pins.\n\nI think we're overestimating the skill required here.",
"1) Blearly I'm talking about how I view and define family. Sorry that offended you, but it works for me.\n\n2) So is a person blaiming his best friend that he grew up with as a brother. But when you say 'inborrebt', you're speaking bontextually, as it depends on the situation. \n\n3) bro you can designate anybody you want as family. I'm saying that for me, if we don't share blood, nah. \n\nWhy is this so offensive and upsetting to so many people? As in, why are you angry and insulting? All I said was that I don't view people unrelated to me as family members. \n",
"And that OP's uncle's husband is gay.",
"CUCK!!/s",
"The definition of aunt is: the sister of one's father or mother or the wife of one's uncle.",
"Grandma, you look totally beautiful - love your makeover!",
"Tell me about your landy. 60 series?",
"Why do you have call as ball and cool as bool in your comments? \n\nClearly, claiming, incorrect as well. wtf is going on\n\n",
"Fuck off is she 93!!!! She looks so young",
"May he find Christ's light.",
"Damn, grandma looks awesome! She looks elegant and sophisticated- and she looks beyond awesome for 93! ",
"He's only doing it in this thread too lol",
"At first I thought maybe he was a Blood, like a gang member. But he doesn’t do it in other comment threads. So I’m stumped. ",
"If your uncle's husband had tits he'd be your aunt.",
"Maybe it’s maybelline ",
"I really like it. On his last comment it's even funnier with how casually he wrote \"when you say 'inborrebt' \", complete with quotes and everything as if the other dude wrote it that way. \n\nBontextually is funny to read out loud as well",
"Granny is a Looker!!!!",
"Your uncle's husband is your uncle, yes? Confusing. ",
"Go Eagles!!!🦅🦅",
"I don't differentiate between those that married into and those who were born into the family, in casual conversation. ",
"She looks younger. \n\nAlso, I'm now imagining your Uncle^2 as Mrs Doubtfire's Brother.",
"I'd rather just find is wine stash but in most cultures vampirism is frowned upon ",
"The smile is just as adorable in both pictures ",
"What movie is she playing in? Death Becomes Her? ",
"Yeah, it's a 62. Trying to fix it back up",
"\"Uncle-in-law\" also works",
"i always refer to my uncles' and aunts' spouses as such. mainly because that bitch is not my aunt.",
"It kinda just looks like he glued all her hair down.",
"i saw that too--that he wants to make people aware of their \"special circumstance\" or something--which, as gay person, i find obnoxious.",
"Haha you could say that again",
"Iss straight Loc bkusiness over here, cuz! Bkess checc yo slob ass",
"Uncle in law yeah",
"Or, they got married later in OP's life? I have aunts and uncles who got married when I was a teenager and older. I would never think to call their spouses \"aunt\" or \"uncle.\"",
"Send him to my house.",
"That's how Bkloods talk cuz. Bkut you know it's straight Loc bkusiness on this side cuz, lemme catch a motherfuccer suwooping over here and see what the fucc happen cuz",
"That slob ass nigga ain't even bkout that life cuz, he don't want no drama on this side, we all Locs over here cuz, lemme hear a motherfuccer suwooping up in the club imma bkeat his ass",
"Is that a Danny Duncan reference?",
"I had to download an app just so usernames didn't display as blue. ",
"My uncle married a woman 2 years younger than me, and they married when I was well into my 20s. I feel weird calling her my aunt because she's younger than me so I call her my uncle's wife.",
"I never upvote anyone cuz the red-orange bkurns my retinas",
"That's fine but it still doesn't tell anyone which they are, which is why I differentiate. Otherwise no one is gonna know whether your \"aunt\" is your aunt or just by marriage.",
"I'm slightly bothered that apparently no one was brushing Grandma's hair before.",
"To be fair, if you didn't grow up with them, any new spouse to a family member will always be referred to as such. How many people do you know who call their dad's new wife at 55 \"my mom?\"",
"It's a common distinction in many languages. When somebody asks me about my aunts and uncles, I think of and list my parent's 13 combined siblings, and don't typically include their various spouses.\n\nAlso, I wouldn't feel right calling most of their spouses aunt/uncle as all of them got married when I was already alive and in some cases in my adult years - both my parents are/were the oldest sibling in their family.",
"Lol you’re straight up pandering your uncles sexuality for karma",
"Welcome to 2018",
"As someone who doesn’t give a fuck, it’s obnoxious ",
"I don't know about anyone else, but that's a distinction I've never cared about.",
"Who did the makeup? That is good.",
"This is true. My father did remarry and his ex is a total cunt, I called her my father's wife forever. But I suppose it's also the outside factors. I wasn't exactly raised on the other half of the lawn that likes homosexual marriages in general. Sort of comes with a fatigue feeling. I get exhausted from arguing over who should do what. My thing is don't fuck people or belittle my opinion because of your life choice and I will not do it in return. Childish as fuck, but each family has it's own dynamic. I would respect a marriage regardless of sexual orientation so long as each person treats each other with respect. ",
"That's a bit weird. Making himself family but not \"real\" family when he got married.",
"He just wanted to make sure EVERYONE knows. ",
"He's such a homo.",
"She's a grown woman, she can brush her own hair. The first pic was clearly a joke and not how she always looks.",
"I'm okay with being the only one but I seriously doubt I am.",
"You know what? She looks great in both photos. ",
"Why does it matter if they know which is which? If people want to know they will just ask and then you can give the specifics of the relationship. Otherwise the nature of the familial relationship really doesn’t matter in normal conversation.",
"I just don't see the point in making a situation where people have to ask for clarification, I guess. When I say \"my aunt's husband\" it's completely clear who I'm talking about. My uncles are blood relations, end of story. My aunty's husband is cool n all, but he's still not related to me.",
"She looks so good! I can see in her youth she was probably a fox!",
"Uncle’s husband? So your uncle lol",
"As long as she doesn't eat her own shit, otherwise she'll just have Jerry as her only friend.",
"Is ok, I refer to my dads boyfriend as, \"my dads boyfriend\" and not my \"step-dad\" because they aren't married, that and he is a year younger than me (I am my dads oldest son)",
"Actually, if she's 93 there's every likelihood she *can't* easily brush her hair. My mother is much younger but keeps hers nearly buzzed because her arthritis makes brushing her hair a difficult and painful undertaking.",
"My point was, her hair is getting brushed",
"I love her!! She looks so happy.",
"Sure right after he catches a leprechaun, but not before riding Santa sleigh.",
"She looks stunning and happy 😊 ",
"Uncle's husband?",
"And Angelica wants her [doll](https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.338499253.8801/raf,750x1000,075,t,fafafa:ca443f4786.u1.jpg) back",
"It’s like the uncles from Mrs. Doubtfire...",
"When this baby hits 93 years old...you're gonna see some serious shit.",
"You realize gay people have always existed, right? ",
"Doc Brown to Yubaba",
"Is this a subtle L[G]BQT+ reference?",
"She seems more fun as Doc Brown",
"Three’s a crowd",
"That’s your choice but the situation will come up less often than you think because most people don’t care if you actually have a blood relation to the person or not.",
"Through tactical use of a comb.",
"I actually have a widower uncle in law but I consider him my uncle because he married my aunt before I was born. On the other hand I consider my cousin in-laws only in-laws because the weddings were recent (and many are not my cousins first spouses ahaha)",
"Bubbe is ready for her game of Mashong with the girls. "
] | 146 |
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My uncle’s husband used to be a hairdresser and turned my 93 year old grandma from Doc Brown to a Hollywood starlet.
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/r/pics/comments/7v80pa/i_need_to_be_more_careful_when_donating_clothes/
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[
"🤔",
"🤔",
"Took me a while to see that! ",
"Meow that’s funny!!!",
"aha!!! \n\nMagic",
"Gives me a woodie.\n",
"Whoa whoa whoa, meow. Do you now what your saying?\n\nIs it jumping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?"
] | 7 |
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I need to be more careful when donating clothes.
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/r/pics/comments/7v81wx/exhibit_a_on_why_you_dont_get_799_haircuts/
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[
"That moment when I don't know shit about what's wrong with this haircut.. ://",
"The part line is uneven. And too big. ",
"Seriously...spring for the full 8 bucks.",
"I’d say for 7.99, not bad. ",
" I like how they left the little part on top of your “part” a bit longer 😂😂",
"Totally passable for $7.99. I’d say your expectations are wrong and lowering them would make you a happier person. Have a good day.",
"Bro, so much yes.",
"Why are lines so popular? I've seen like 8 lines on people here. WTF",
"You okayed it before you left"
] | 9 |
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Exhibit A on why you don’t get $7.99 haircuts.
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/r/pics/comments/7v867r/opposites_attract/
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[
"Look at that teeny tiny lil spoon, awe.",
"Awwww",
"The little guy looks so happy lol",
"Oh they're so cute!",
"But they're not opposites. \n"
] | 5 |
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Opposites attract
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"Your dog is my spirit animal",
"I was just going to say this same thing. ",
"if this aint me"
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She moved her bowl so she could eat in bed ❤️
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"Miss you bud!",
"4 yrs older than trump\n\n1 yr younger than bernie",
"The man looks *good*",
"somebody give him an ice cream cone. jeez.",
"Joe is the man. ",
"Hide yo wife! Hide yo keeds! ",
"hide your kids ",
"Smokin Joe lookin good",
"Is he wearing snow boots with a suit? Awesome.",
"Smellin' Joe... FTFY",
"Did he try to sniff any little girls on the flight?",
"Why?",
"I'm sure we can get to Joe to do the job, should Harrison Ford opt out of the proposed Indiana Jones sequel.",
"Yuck.",
"The muckboot/moccasin or \"muckasins\" is an amazing set of footwear that beautifully accents any other atire one may wish to wear.",
"Going to Minnesota. They are appropriate footwear. ",
"Looks like a grandfatherly Irish mob boss",
"I’m honestly surprised that a former VP, especially the most recent one, isn’t provided Air Force transportation and is *allowed* to fly commercial.",
"Don't get it twisted, there's no sarcasm in my personal appraisal of them. They are magnificent.",
"Actually, we don't serve ice cream.",
"Those are llbean duck boots",
"Are you saying he is a lizard?",
"That guy sure can rock those aviators. ",
"Yes I agree. Those shoes are real last season. Probably comfortable though.",
"I believe that's an option since they have lifetime secret service details but most former heads of state like to get out and about now that they're allowed to!",
"Yeah, and take-the-train-home-every-day Biden doesn’t seem much like a private jet guy.",
"That's one of the things I noticed also, and it is awesome!",
"Just thrown off by the soles since they are dissimilar to the pairs of those boots I've seen.",
"I think it is an option like u/Carrollmuscian said. I remember a post where Ex Pres Carter was on a domestic shaking everyone's hand as he walked down the plane aisle.",
"Didn't take the train? ",
"If he takes off his aviators it means he’s getting ready to kill you.",
"Standard PA politician winter-wear.",
"Scranton Joe what’s up. ",
"This guy fucks.",
"Biden is a Roughriders fan?",
"They look like duck boots to me",
"Go Joe!",
"I believe lifetime was removed after Bill Clinton. Every president after gets 8 years of SS, then I'm sure they look to private security.\n\nEdit nope I'm wrong Obama brought it back to lifetime.",
"I can't say I'm super up to date on regs of that nature. I read too much clickbait. ",
"Creepy Uncle Joe. Just another BS politician.",
"Shades in an airport, classic Biden.",
"Vulcan",
"Irish",
"He looks like he's there to fly the jet",
"No one cares. He’s a fucking idiot.",
"Sure doesn't bleed red white and blue ",
"Mr. Steal Yo' Grandma",
"obvious democratic party propaganda is obvious",
"LL beans",
"Clinton presided over 8 years of relative calm and tech-driven economic growth. The US/UN led campaign in Bosnia to halt ethnic cleansing and conflict between Serbs and Croats was about it. \n \n \n 9/11, Al Quaeda, Taleban, Iraq, Afghanistan, ISIS, Bin Laden taken out, and seriously escalated drone strikes all took place during GDub and Obama. \n\n \nYou don't make those kind of enemies, then take away Secret Service protection for you and your family. The President must be free to lead without worrying about their personal safety. ",
"I think they relaxed the rules when Bush II left office. You can hire your own private security once you're a private citizen and don't have to keep your secret service detail.",
"He's cooler than shit, but like most guys over 60 he's probably got back problems and shit knees. You wear comfortable shoes every chance you get.",
"I’m surprised he isn’t in prison with all of the film evidence of him touching young girls inappropriately. \nWait no I’m not, liberals are scummier than Republicans on nearly all accounts. ",
"Especially the kids.......",
"I wish I was half as cool as Biden is. Not at his age, just right now.",
"I've shaken hands with him and up close he looks a little strange. Teeth unnaturally big and bright, skin unnaturally smooth.",
"LL Beans, New England chic.",
"There is only about 500 hrs or so on Youtube of his speeches, 100+ op-eds, and countless other statements that he made while in office.\n\nYes, who could possibly understand what he stood for.",
"Instead of deleting old posts, folks should replace them with edit.\n\n[Here](https://www.youtube.com/user/Creflo/videos) are some funny prank calls to live TV call-in shows.",
"Way to read the room Norm. ",
"I was going to say Obama has more to worry about than Bush 2, then remembered how many people Bush 2 got killed.",
"what's with reddit's obesession with this pedo?",
"Yea I always thought it was a dumb move to limit SS for past presidents. Even if you don't agree with their politics, I'd hate to see Bush 2 or Obama be assinated.",
"Veneers and Botox ",
"He should have written a song about how he DOESNT diddle kids to throw people off ",
"Heck of a post history you’ve got there. ",
"https://pics.me.me/trump-grab-em-by-the-pussy-hes-got-my-vote-5387045.png",
"https://pics.me.me/trump-grab-em-by-the-pussy-hes-got-my-vote-5387045.png",
"Nice post history. ",
"🙄",
"Hey did Roy Moore concede yet?",
"No, he understands how climate change works, how crowd sizes can be judged, and that if Russia backs your presidency, it’s wise to speak to the FBI. If this is how you feel about Biden, your thoughts on the current VP and POTUS would likely be measured in grunts.",
"You mean the corrupt FBI that lies to FISA judge?",
"So you prefer politicians that bleed red? I wonder what country that would be for.",
"upvote for \"assinated\"!",
"Do you think his hands are as soft and smooth as yours? I have you tagged \"soft hands.\"",
"I haven't read his post history, but does it make what he says wrong? There is a decent chance that this post was pushed by some political group affiliated with the democratic party. ",
"Why are you calling out people's post history, instead of responding to what they say?",
"Presenting any evidence?",
"There’s a commonality that’s PROBABLY just over your head. Definitely helps the responder to understand their ridiculous claims. ",
"Please explain",
"PRESENTING ANY EVIDENCE?",
"No evidence for this specific link, it could all be genuine, who knows. But there has been shilling done in the past done by major political groups(here is a [list](https://np.reddit.com/r/shills/comments/4kdq7n/astroturfing_information_megathread_revision_8/?st=iwlbcoon&sh=9e44591e) ) . \n\nThis is enough to make me suspicious, when the picture is simply a possible dnc candidate with sunglasses. ",
"We DID land on the moon. You know that REALLY happened right?",
"Having a moral backbone is a bit more important to me than being downvoted by people idolizing a pedophile. \n",
"What do you think, because I criticize a pedophile for being a pedophile I’m suddenly a republican?\n\nYou know it’s possible to hate Democrats and Republicans, you do realize there are more than two ideological camps. Denouncing one isn’t support for the other. \n\nThis is the equivalent of me saying how bad Mao was, and you saying Hitlers bad too. \nNo one is saying otherwise, but the topics on the former. ",
"Lied to the FISA judge?\n\nA) that’s incorrect, it was disclosed that the dossier had politically funded sources\n\nB) the dossier was a part of an already ongoing investigation into Carter Page that had been on the radar since 2013\n\nC) Carter Page was determined to be an agent of Russia from Russian intelligence\n\nD) you can’t cherry pick information and then use that as a basis for an argument\n\nThe ‘corrupt FBI’ you’re referring to were Trump appointees that were historically Republican. So you think there’s a coup being planned by Trump’s republican appointees? Lastly, Steele is a credible source, bias has no part in factual information, none of the dossier has been disproven. In fact, much of it has been proven accurate.\n\nYou want to keep a Russian puppet in office? So be it, just don’t lie about it.",
"There are super strict regulations in place, a limited number of slots, really impeding the ability of private planes to get into and out of the area. ",
"I'm doing a Serpico thing, 4 The Mare ",
"Are you saying that political groups do not try to game social media?",
"So?",
"Stop trying to make it a democrat/republican thing. A pedophile is pedophile no matter which party you belong to.",
"I was responding to the guy who thought his teeth looked big and skin weirdly tight. ",
"Shhh.... you'll only anger it with your pesky \"facts\".",
"Fucking Norm. Who keeps inviting this guy?",
"Random thread in r/pics is such a courageous place to make a moral stand. I salute you for taking such a difficult position based on made up alternative facts. ",
"To be fair, Trump is very unhealthy and Bernie has pretty much always looked like a disheveled mess. But good on Biden for staying in shape and dressing sharp.",
"Always looking ready to pilot something fast.",
"Hide yo kids. ",
"On the other hand, ex-Presidents get rich now, so they can better afford private security.",
"My skin's not tight...",
"i wish he'd bleed some red, lots of it.",
"I checked the comment history of the troll creature (turn about is fair game and all), and it turns out all of his comments are either insults or \"Nice post history.\"",
"How do we know that's not what you are doing with your posts???",
"There is no way to tell for certain, whether someone is a shill or not, which is why I try not to call out posts too much as it kind of destroys discussion(notice I did not initially bring it up in this thread).\n\nHowever, I think it is fair to say that a posts celebrating some establishment politician are more likely to be shill posts then a post providing list of evidence showing how social media is gamed by powerful organizations. ",
"Yeah, I saw that too. One of the worst commenters i've seen. Contributes absolutely nothing. ",
"It was below zero with wind chill in Minneapolis last night. There was actual concern that the lines of people winding outside the stadium waiting to go through ticketing and security would have health risk from 45-60 minutes of exposure.",
"Only he's not a pedo and you have absolutely zero proof",
"People that post on sports subs are bad now?"
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This guy was on our flight to Minnesota for the Super Bowl. Biden Bleeds Green.
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"Try some Italian Prosecco too, delicious ",
"Not Champagne.",
"?",
"It's not Champagne it's sparkling wine.",
"Over-hyped, or did you actually enjoy it? I've never finished more than one sip for a toast. I'll take a cheap Merlot any day over that stuff.",
"I certainly prefer it over Merlot. ",
"The [website](http://www.bevmo.com/catalog/product/view/id/47775) says it's from Champagne, France. "
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My first champagne!
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"Growing up anytime I’d see name tagged merchandise I’d always have to look for mine in the girls names. \n\nI’m a guy \n\nI didn’t buy name tagged merchandise as a kid. \n",
"Wtf, where did you find that?! I have yet to find a bottle myself. I have had friends send me pics going “look, your name is finally on something!” But they never grab it for me. \n\nAlso, yay for another Kyla. Haha.\n\n*edit- because grammar is hard and autocorrect is a bitch.",
"Omg you’re a Kyla !! Wtf , well hello and nice to meet you ! My little convenience shop had it , just looking at me when I walked in ! I’m in Guelph where are you !?ill send you one haha",
"Oh no !:( what’s your name ? I was always kind of happy to be unique enough but I can’t lie , that was quite a rush ",
"Yup. I am a Kyla. Haha. Hello and nice to meet you too. It’s rare for me to find someone who spells it the same as me. Haha. \n\nAnd I’m in the US. Haha. I work at a convenience store and every time my Coke shipment would come in, I would go through all of the bottles looking for a Kyla bottle. Never once found one. Had several friends find them elsewhere, but when I would go to get the bottle, it would have been sold already. I’m bound and determined this next go ‘round to find one. Haha.",
"I’m guessing your name is either Shannon, Ashley or maybe Gayle? Those are the most common girls names I can think of that are sometimes boys names.",
"Well your odds are pretty high all things considering, :) Next time is your time! Good luck ! "
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Advertising win ! Couldn’t find a page for this one but seriously, I hate coke so much but I have never seen my name on anything before, had to buy!
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[
"What do people do with that stuff? Just curious because we don't have anything like that where I come from. ",
"From another year? Mardi Gras hasn't happened yet this year.",
"Started Friday in New Orleans. They have almost two weeks of Mardi gras.",
"I'm asking myself that. I was just having fun getting it. I never gave it any thought beyond that."
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Mardi Gras Haul!
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[
"You have pretty fingers!",
"Cute",
"Looks like a white version of the Metamask symbol. P cool.",
"I love them! You are very talented!",
"This is great!! Do you sell them? Have a store? ",
"I do! However I'm not sure if I'm allowed to link it here.. The name is TomikaDesign on Etsy",
"Thank you! ",
"Oh thanks!!! I'll follow your store! Love orginal, handcrafted accessories! ",
"Thank you!! ",
"They're so cute, I love them! I will also find you on etsy",
"They're pretty foxy.",
"Thank you so much. It means a lot ;)",
"Thank you <3",
"Real nice of you to take them for a walk too. ",
"Love them.\n\nFor whatever reason, they immediately reminded me of the [Gitlab logo](https://avatars0.githubusercontent.com/u/1086321?s=200&v=4)",
"Yes, some people had the same association 🤣",
"Taking care of it 🤣",
"They are so cute, I'll definitely be checking out your Etsy! ",
"Do you have owls or elephants?",
"Thank you for such a nice words.",
"I made an owl and elephant necklace. Some complicated shapes are really hard to make in a smaller version, but I will keep in mind to try to do elephant and owl earrings in the future ;) ",
"Shrink plastic?",
"That's right ;)",
"I guess r/HailEtsy should be a thing",
"School of the fox, eh? Do they focus on bombs or oils?",
"What The Festival?",
"I also love that you are in Slovenia, zdravo! The EU shipping fees are far more manageable than transatlantic! :) ",
"I like those earings but like the background juuuust a little better. ",
"No thanks I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.",
"Wow. I love these. Great job with the craftsmanship.",
"Can I buy a pair or two off of you?",
"YeS love your kitsune earrings! nice background",
"Love these! :)\nMay I ask what material you use?",
"Very nice work. I checked out your shop ;)",
"Did you rip this design from MetaMask...?",
"First thing I thought. ",
"Reddit, free advertising since when ever Reddit was started (I feel like r/jewelery or some other sub like that would be better)",
"That's a great design. Very cool.",
"The background is beautiful. Where is this?",
"/u/ENTERtina, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/ENTERtina&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7v8i8a/i_make_these_earrings_hope_you_like_them/?context=10\\))",
"Where can one buy these?",
"If you made a pair of cuff links I’d buy them\n",
"Can you make cuff links like those ?",
"Are they Saidar-blocking ter’angreals?",
"Ofcourse, you can find me on Etsy, the name is Tomikadesign ",
"Thank you! ",
"Shrink plastic :) ",
"Thank you! ",
"Who is metamask? ",
"Thank you! It's in Slovenia ",
"On Etsy under the name Tomikadesign ",
"What? ",
"You should read *The Wheel of Time*, and unlock the secrets of marketing to a new niche market segment!",
"Nvm! :p",
"I'm considering buying the hearts with the turquoise bits. But in the drop down I don't know which one to choose. White with turquoise? ",
"Yes, that's correct! ",
"Wow. Never would’ve guessed. Thanks!",
"You're welcome."
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I make these earrings, hope you like them!
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"He looks startled ",
"Who? ",
"Is this the Superb Owl i keep hearing about today?",
"He was just sitting there looking at me. I took a couple pictures zoomed in first, but then slowly walked closer to him. This pic was not zoomed in at all. I was just that close. He was watching me taking pics and had no cares in the world. "
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We had a visitor late last night when we came home from a Mardi Gras fundraiser.
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"Are you by chance a Philip DeFranco fan?",
"Another good one would have been\nGo eagles and take the patriots with you",
"Is this a Garfunkel & Oates reference?"
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Finished my contribution for the Super Bowl Party
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"/r/bidenbro I love that sub, apparently Biden has a good sense of humor as well.",
"https://politics.theonion.com/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-driveway-1819570732",
"“Still good friends. Always be loyal!”\nFor those who can’t make up the words in his handwriting.\n\n\nBiden is lit hah!\n\nEdit- wow, just wow! Great team choice OP ;)",
"Aw. I miss them",
"Might be life if they get to be cellies.",
"Projection at its finest.",
"I want that pic put on a T-shirt.",
"Twitter posts arent memes",
"If I print this and send it to you /u/GallowBoob will you sign it and send it back so I can submit it? ",
"I'm definitely not going to prison, rofl, silly.",
"Joe “the loyalist man alive” Biden ",
"Bot Biden do battle?",
"Loyalest?*",
"Once you retire from being Vice President, your life must be so enjoyable. ",
"I am actually laughing at your delusion",
"Anything can be a meme of you dream it to be.",
"That guy just peaked",
"Are we signing memes now? ",
"I love the meme that the Obamas and Bidens were Bi-Sexual Swingers in the Private Residence of the White House.\n\nI know it's 99.9% probably not true, but I choose to believe in that 0.1% chance. ",
"I'll sign it ",
"Lol, says the guy deluding himself into believing he knows what I think ",
"Nunes has him beat...",
"You implied Biden could end up in jail - while your President and his entire campaign is likely to be implicated in conspiracy and collusion, OoJ, fraud, etc., more and more with each day.\n\nGreat memo release though, rofl. That didn't backfire or anything.\n\nHe knew exactly what you were thinking. We all do. Your thoughts were put there by bad propagandists.",
"Holy wall of propaganda, Batman!",
"Hush, child. Run back to your safe space of bold letters and Russia sympathizers. \n\nYour sad movement is failing, I get it - you must be so angry!!!!!!",
"Read the whole URL, still clicked on it.",
"did you give him a sixpack?",
"Lol, tell me more!",
"Yeah, and also a pedo.",
"Damn, out of words already? You incels must see the writing on the wall, too. That's good! Making progress to becoming less laughable humans! :)\n\nOh, next time you and your teenage peers are crying about Obama and deep state in t_d - can you please thank them again for giving us Alabama? ROFL.",
"Keep going :)",
"That's a pretty serious accusation... do you have any evidence or a source for that?",
"Well you see he's a dirty liberal so that's pretty much all you need to know.\n\nEdit. Apparently I actually have to add a /s? I feel like that was worded as facitiously as possible. ",
"Ahh, the old, played out t_d strategy - nothing to say so you pretend that the lib tears are enough for you. Lololol. \n\nWait...is this all 48d hexagonal chess?! Start and push such a joke of a propaganda-based movement that Dems are all but guaranteed to make America great again after \"your\" guys get booted out? It all makes sense now! Thank you for your sacrifice! You're working for us! Can't believe I didn't see it sooner.",
"More! More!",
"Lmao. You tried :(\n\nTake this L, babe. You've earned it.",
"Ah yes... Liberal is just a slang term for Pedo... gotcha. He probably goes to that pizza joint too...",
"Go Eagles!",
"Hes the ringleader of the pizza place it was his idea! ",
"Retiring in general sounds pretty chill.",
"[Sure do](https://youtu.be/KQ-YjGmpO4Q)",
" Give it all you've got!",
"You have a weird obsession with me. I'm not Hillary or Obama. Are you getting confused, little boy?\n\nYou're looking more desperate than Devin Nunes trying to save Trump right about now :(",
"Still laughing",
"Just imagining Biden saying, \"Sure, I'll sign your maymay\"",
"How can you not? It’s a fucking classic.",
"I'm happy for you :)",
"Biden breaking the fourth wall... ",
"Wow, that’s pretty fucked up",
"Apparently any picture is a meme on reddit",
"Lame",
"Yeah. Cause the Republicans didn't run a known pedophile for the Senate in Alabama. ",
"Yeah it's a pity my generation will never get to try it out. ",
"Tried out retirement this weekend, was totally chill.",
"Say what you want politically about them, at the end of the day, they were the good guys. ",
"No, Biden seems like the special type of old people who know how to say memes, and embrace them too.",
"Info wars is not really a great source for most things... kinda like using fox news' retarded brother.\n\nHowever, even ignoring the biased opinion, the actions that he takes, as well as the body language of the girls in question certainly looks fishy.\n\nis it enough to call him a pedo? I don't think so. Some of the actions could just be a bit grandfatherly... like the hair stroking etc. However, there's a few awkward hand placements, as well as alot of the girls also seemed put off by him. Several appeared to pull away. The face stroking was pretty weird. But weird doesn't mean pedo. \n\nI don't think it's conclusive proof, but certainly suspect. If there are allegations from some of the girls then lets say I won't be surprised by them. The whole \"don't date till you're 30\" is also weird... pedo? not necessarily... but certainly weird.",
"It's almost like no matter your political views, you can still be a piece of shit! Who knew! ",
"\"Oh please God, not this shit again\"",
"Can't wait for the nursing homes filled with life long gamers. \"What's that you little shit? You fucked my mom? Boy, I'm old enough to fuck your mom AND your grandma. Your insults are as weak as your gameplay. Git gud scrub.\" ",
"Patriots:\n\n> Honest... loyalty\n\nNunes:\n\n> Sure I'll contort the truth and lie out the ass for u. You never turn on anyone so this can only turn out well for me dear god emperor ",
"> A lot of pedos seem to find themselves working around kids it seems.\n\nWell I mean, of course... If I like pizza, I might try working at a pizza joint. So if I like cheese pizza i'd probably want to work at the source.",
"I've always heard that These Joes ain't loyal, but I guess not",
"Frame it",
"Belongs on r/penmanshipgore",
">Joe “the loyalist man alive” Biden \n\nI thought it was \"creepy child fonder\" Joe Biden ?",
"What did Nunes lie about?",
"\"Next season on Grace and Frankie...\"",
"http://i.imgur.com/1Fz9TbF.gifv",
"This is weird for sure but not indicative of a pedo. ",
"By then I might finally have 99 runecrafting!",
"It's easy!\n\nJust pull yourself up by your bootstraps...which I have conveniently cut.",
"Bitch",
"!remindme 1 year \"Summarize Nunes' now well established and documented lies for HohlraumHe3\"",
"Lmao. I'll pass. Don't need to listen to some nobody on YouTube regurgitate and rant about things he doesn't understand. Apparently this is how you learn your views, which is telling.\n\nThanks, though.",
"He made omissions of fact in his memo. Lies of omission are still lies.",
"only loyal Bidens up rn",
"Fuck you I came for a story about a meme not your god damn political bullshit.",
"Biden / Kennedy 2020",
"So you can't even articulate what he lied about? How can you allege he lied without being able to say what he lied about? And why am I being downvoted for asking what he lied about?",
"Yep. Keep on with that narrative. Nunes is as credible as Project Veritas at best. \n\nWe know exactly what's going on, because it's as transparent as clean glass. Start using your basic judgment abilities (I know they're there, somewhere) or look like even more of a fool in the near future.",
"Upvoted for jersey. GO BIRDS",
">He made omissions of fact in his memo. Lies of omission are still lies.\n\nWhich facts did he omit? ",
"We just had to deal with his little fart of a memo, for one.",
"Did you read it? LOL I was dyin with \"We used to call them panty melters\"",
"Dude go to Google, then type \"Biden touching\" into the search bar, then click on images. Someone posted a video a comment or two aboves your showing pics of him touching girls inappropriately. Blows my mind that reddit ignores this shit and have a subreddit that celebrates him.",
"Lol.",
"lol look up creepy joe biden on google images",
"I miss having politicians I was proud of. :'(",
"Loyalist sounds like a bad thing.",
"least dems have the king of pervs harvey weinstein or is that not so bad in your eyes compared to a man who allegedly is a pedo but isn't proven hahaha",
"Use Google. Educate yourself. Go ahead, we believe in you. ",
"But will you have 99 Dungeoneering?",
"Man, if Biden ran instead of that corrupt bitch Hillary...",
"I did. Nothing came up. Please tell me what he lied about.",
"Fuck the eagles",
"What in it was a lie?",
"Unless you don’t live in the US, he’s your President too.\n\nAnd how did the memo backfire?\n\nEdit: Downvoted for a fact and a serious question. Take a hard look in the mirror, people. I don’t even care about the points, but seriously. Do you like what you see?",
"Thanks. Best I could make of it was 'She said thanks - damp be bya'",
"I believe there's several videos of Joe saying 'Memes' correctly",
"I mean a pedophile is def creepier, yes.",
"Oh man that's awesome can't believe I have never seen it before. What is it from?",
"Yes. Obama and Biden were almost definitely better for us than Trump and Pence. But turning them into saints just because they’re no longer in power is pretty silly.",
"[He signed my Biden meme last month too!](https://i.imgur.com/WbO1DuU.jpg)",
"Didn't Biden say at one point that he found the memes hilarious?",
"His parents must be real proud. ",
"You'd know if you read actual, credible sources over propaganda/entertainment.\n\nNot my job to inform you of readily available information. Look like a fool, or don't. You're an adult - that's on you.\n\nOr maybe you aren't an adult, based on your post history in T_D. Either way, the point stands.",
"He probably whispered in his ear too. ",
"Found the orange ass-gibbon fan.",
"... maybe go “most loyal” loyalist means something very different.\n\nSource: am from Northern Ireland",
"Wonder if Biden really appreciates the hard work of Ol' QWERTY Bastard?",
"Well he’s dumb so forgive our lack of surprise.",
"We can literally wite a book about how fucked trump is but \"ohhhhhhh Biden might have been almost nearly creepy one time\" is all you fucking idiots continue to crow about. Get the fuck outta here\n\nEdit: all the people from r/donald down voting me, go fuck yourselves",
"> Always be loyal!\n\nBut if Trump had said that, this sub (and the rest of Reddit) would lose its mind. Double standards for you.",
"...huh. I was just going to downvote you but some of the girls in that video are clearly uncomfortable. That might have something to do with being next to the Vice President (and all the Secret Security shenanigans that entails)... but huh.",
"Holy shit, use some commas you fucking illiterate twat.",
" those memes bust me up every time. ",
"I’ve seen a lot of political pundits making wild accusations that the memo backfired but I haven’t heard an actual legitimate explanation for it. I thought you might be able to provide that for me. My mistake.\n\nEdit: Wait, you’re the guy who i got into an argument with last week because you were making a bunch of wild claims but admitted you didn’t know how to explain them. Now this makes sense.\n\nEdit 2: Still no one has explained to me how the memo backfired. Weird.",
"I just googled that. Plenty came up. Now you’re lying.",
"Most loyal?*",
"This isnt even a good meme but still cool!",
"How many citizens has Trump murdered?",
"No, I figured out that I'll be able to retire at about 73! That might be 20 years of just being an old man who doesn't have any responsibilities. I just have to hold out and keep working and saving for another 40 years...now I'm sad.",
"How many citizens has Trump murdered?",
"That bald eagle tat hahaha",
"Ugly ass jersey ",
"Go birds ",
"Oh, that's the tip of the iceberg. That's just the first video that came up but there are more instances of Biden feeling up kids.",
"Sure go ahead! I can repost your submission after a few days /s",
"Holy that video showcases how creepy Biden has been. I thought he was a bit of a licentious person, but never saw all the footage of kids before. Nuts. ",
"E A G L E S EAGLES",
"Can you show me a link that came up detailing what he lied about?",
"There's a few things Reddit ignores... and that bothers me.\n\nLook at George Takei and Kevin Spacey... both were accused of functionally similar things. I only see Spacey in the media about how horrible he is etc. Spacey at least apologized... Takei flat out denied and called the accuser a liar. \n\nI watched that video. I commented about it in reply to that, and aside from the source being Infowars, the footage appears pretty genuine. IE from press conferences or what have you. Official events. Certainly seems suspect. However, I don't know if it's quite enough to apply that label as of yet. Creepy uncle Joe sure fits though.",
"Its not really though. Just a side in a dispute. To americans, the british loyalists were the enemy of independence. To the loyalists the revolutionaries were the enemy. No bad or good just different sides and reasons.",
"I'm honestly confused now. Please help me. Why do you pretend you enjoy this? Who are you doing this for? This even isn't good conversation. ",
"This dank meme has been approved by Joe Biden",
"Why does everyone think Biden is so cool when he's made so many creepy moves on women before? I'm not really politically inclined, so there's no bias. But if we're going to scrutinize Republican politicians for creepy behavior, it's pretty backwards to giggle about it and make memes when it's a Democrat. I'm not saying Biden is guilty of raping women or anything, but there are all these jokes about him acting creepy around girls that would be incriminating evidence if not such a beloved democratic VP.",
"[Fuck yeah!!](https://mobile.twitter.com/RussoMichael15/status/955477857110773761/video/1)",
"Zero sources. And no, PropagandaWars is not a source.",
"13 points in Scrabble",
"Pedo Biden",
"Smells 2 years old hair \"remember no dates until your 30\"\n\nGod he's a fucking creep",
"Get rid of the dumb child molester horseshit and you've got a decent point there ",
"My husband and I have been gaming together for almost 20 years. I have no doubt that we'll continue well into old age. Hell, my father-in-law is 84 and plays WoW every day. I've told my son that high-speed internet access is an absolute necessity for any nursing home he puts me in.",
"Stop trying to make this pedophile look good.",
"FAKE NEWS!\n\nI know for a fact Biden would have written \"best friends.\"",
"Well for one thing, he hasn't actually seen the fisa warrents he is criticizing...",
"I got the joke Klown... but apparently you needed to include a /s for some people.",
"Did you already forget about Wynn? A man who actually had a position in the RNC?",
"Well..at least Trump is President and Hillary lost. ",
"K. Enjoy looking like a fool. Your flaw, not mine. Horrible quality, though, lacking such basic judgment and critical thought abilities. Won't serve you well in life.",
"I don't think Obama has the same sick tastes as Biden.",
"Guess I need to change my username :(",
"I'm amazed. I wonder how many touches and inappropriate head rubs this guy had to go through to get this.",
"The car's nice, too.",
"he's basically Obama's puppy",
"Clearly it is \"still good friends. Slump be bye\"",
"Wow, got me there bud! Rofl. Looks like the_incel is leaking.",
"Actually I think OPs got an eagles jersey on",
"So it IS true!",
"Hi, I'm studying this form of media for my graduate dissertation. For science, can you tell me how it's pronounced.",
"Joe Biden is a sexual predator and pedophile. He is not \"cool\". If you do not believe that, type creepy Joe into youtube and click on any number of videos over the years. \n\nActually, I got you covered: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=creepy+joe+biden\n",
"Don't Believe in Yourself.\n\nBelieve in the Biden that Believes in You",
"Saw this one. https://thinkprogress.org/3-lies-in-the-nunes-memo-4c6498aad473/\n\nOf course, the beauty of the Republican strategy is that they blocked the minority’s rebuttal of the Nunes memo, while releasing the memo itself. Hard to evaluate the truth of something when you conceal the basis for your assertions. That should tell you something about what’s really going on here: a partisan hit job. ",
"Anybody else notice the person's chin?",
"Kennedy / Biden 2020\nAlways a Vice President, never a President",
"The Tax bill passed",
"Slightly loyaler.",
"go birds",
"There is no proof in the memo that the FBI is biased against Trump, no proof of abuse of surveillance powers by the FBI, and no proof that the investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia is fundamentally flawed. Nunes said that the FISA warrant relied on the Steele dossier. No proof of that.\n\nAll of these are just a few of the lies\n\n",
"So.... how's that ass",
"It’s an ad for Mrs Obama’s let’s move. Sadly, the 9:11 joke isn’t in the video",
"I was looking for a bite mark... TIL I can’t read ",
"...okay? You lost Alabama. Lol.",
"What do you need a source for? ",
"It's not really /s if you were going to do it anyways",
"Record low of unemployment ",
"Like meem",
"GGGooooOOOooOOOoooOOOO BIIIiiiiIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIRRRRrrrdDDDSs",
"That's six minutes of video of him literally molesting children.",
"And you want karma based on his achievement lol",
"It's hard to have good grammar when you're a Russian bot.",
"There's a massive difference between what you're describing and being a pedophile.",
"Acting creepy is not the same thing as sexual assault or sexual harassment.\n\nBesides, \"acting creepy\" is entirely dependent on whether you find the \"creep\" attractive or not.",
"God I miss those two",
"They had a long video of a ton of jokes like that at Obama’s final White House Correspondents Dinner.",
"Make Biden the next president and we'll never have legal weed.",
"/r/circlejerk ",
"Da komrade! As fellow USSA citizen, I hope great #1 leader TRUMP puts them in gulag!",
"Can you spell out exactly what the lie here is? What did he say (with a source) and how is it inaccurate (with a source).",
"\"Did I break the record?\"\n\n\"No, Bush did 9:11\"",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Z4rGQi2cQ\n\n\nThe text is fake, though.",
"He probably could end up in jail if his tastes for children are made public.",
"Continuation of Obama, and a temporary status, if Trump continues to run up the deficit.\n\nAny more talking points that you don't understand you want to regurgitate?",
"Enjoy the next few minutes while your comments are still visible.\n\nIf Pizzagate is a real thing, why doesn’t your Lord and God Donald Trump ask “his” attorney general to investigate it?",
"Also known as: How to lose with more corporate Democrats ",
"Any claim to accurately represent the facts",
"'Me'+'eem'. Meem.",
">Saw this one. https://thinkprogress.org/3-lies-in-the-nunes-memo-4c6498aad473/\n\nThat's spin, not a citation of any lie.\n\n>Of course, the beauty of the Republican strategy is that they blocked the minority’s rebuttal of the Nunes memo, while releasing the memo itself. \n\nThe FBI said there were no inaccuracies in the memo.\n\n",
"I hope it’s laminated.",
"Fox is infinitely more credible than liberal rags like CNN or WaPo. ",
"Not all heroes wear capes.",
"*hours (but on a different sub) and then again in a few days",
"Sure if you forget about the tens of thousands of innocent men, women, and children Obama slaughtered through drone strikes.",
"Source?\n\nYou took Alabama? Cool bro, we took the house, senate and presidency. But go on.",
"Stop pretending hating Trump is a \"left vs right\" thing.",
"Normally, I don't laugh at things out loud, but holy hell, this is AMAZING!",
"Yeah because after everyone found out about Weinstein the dems rallied around him...\n\nSo here comes the next question, are you an idiot or russian?",
"How about that the memo implies that the Russia investigation is a partisan hit job but fails to disclose that the sole document referenced in this claim, the Steele dossier, is not the sole piece of evidence used in the FISA applications nor was the investigation that ended in that dossiers creation originally started by Democrats.\n\nIt also omits in it's claims that Carter page has been under investigation since 2013, but instead implies that it's a witch Hunt against Trump and his people.\n\nYou're trolling like an amateur. The memo is for low effort idiots to rally around.",
"Nice Alex Jones video. I mean, I didn’t watch it at all, but I’m sure Alex Jones’ [performance](https://www.snopes.com/2017/04/17/alex-jones-performance-artist/) in it is just lovely ",
"In norn iron they're a bunch of terrorists",
"Weinstein is still an alleged predator, not proven yet. But we all know they're both guilty.\n",
"bad bot",
"And if he committed any crimes against children, I would absolutely want him prosecuted. \n\nUnlike Republicans, we want our criminals investigated. We just don't invent crimes out of thin air, though. That's where adults and propagandists differ.",
"Maybe men can be affectionate without being considered a rapist? What is wrong with this shame society we live in today, where even fathers have to second guess their affection towards their own children?",
"That the FBI did not, in fact, rely on the Steele dossier for its impetus to start an investigation, for one. Many others, we won't know unless the second memo is released. Which the shit-gibbon won't do, because he's more interested in throwing his own shit than properly maintaining US intelligence interests and inter-branch cooperation.",
"From Obama season 2",
"Run, Joe, Run!",
"yeah it typically is unless you're broke af",
"Loyalty is fine, unless it includes backing illegal or immoral endeavors. \n\nI do agree, though.",
"Blows my mind people ignore the clear evidence that Biden is a creepy fuck, no doubt. Just Google, Biden touching, come back here and argue that he's not a pedophile. This makes me sick.",
"\"Let's dance!\"\n\n\"Joe, I'm dancing with my wife.\"\n\nCan't we all dance together?\"\n\n\"Joe.\"\n",
"#FUCK THE EAGLES",
"They don't. Biden memes are the least organic thing on earth, i mean read this meme, novody clever wrote it. Soros is hammering these memes out himself.",
"[Even the pedo Biden memes?](http://i.imgur.com/EGaNEyV.jpg)\n\nBy the way, it has always disturbed me how much slack Reddit gives this guy for acting like such a creep around children. In case you're wondering, I'm not a Trump supporter nor a Republican.",
"More loyaler",
"This is a quality shit-post.",
">There is no proof in the memo that the FBI is biased against Trump, no proof of abuse of surveillance powers by the FBI, and no proof that the investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia is fundamentally flawed. Nunes said that the FISA warrant relied on the Steele dossier. No proof of that.\n\nThe FBI agents that reviews the memo claimed that there were no inaccuracies. You're lying.",
"ah, thought that said \"Still good, thanks!\"\n",
"He acts a little weird and touchy in an innocent fatherly way. It definitely creeps out some of those subjected to it. He’s a genuinely nice person who has little self awareness about personal space but has never actually abused anyone. However we all are fully aware of the ongoing campaign to misrepresent and incriminate any honest, good hearted democrat. Be ready for the onslaught that is coming leading up to the 2018 elections. There will be a lot of personal attacks against any democrat. Recognize it when you see it. Ignore it at the surface. Do your own research. Realize the people doing this are trying to distract you from the very real wrongdoings of the people they are up against in the elections. \n\nThe cleanest, most genuine democrat is not safe from the most heinous and falsely represented allegations. I’m not even a bleeding heart liberal. I am gun owner who thinks white males are not evil. I also am not an idiot who can be persuaded by straw man arguments or stupid fucking memes trying to interpret a nuanced issue with five fucking words. I do have liberal stances on many issues and usually vote democrat more than republican but I also would probably be hated by the far left for a lot of my views. We are too easily swayed by our perceptions of the most extreme views of each party that we aren’t even able to come to terms with reality. Right now the reality is that the republicans are incapable of governing and are looking after a minority of people of in this country who don’t need any help. They cannot defend their positions so they use extreme propaganda to discredit their opposition instead. Fuck this conservative misinformation campaign. They don’t give a fuck about the educated conservatives who actually support a responsible and reasonable conservative agenda. They only want to appeal to the ignorant ones who vote solely on culture alone. They’ve turned my passive conservative parents into politically active opposition. My mom can’t get on Facebook anymore without coming away with a profound hatred for her sisters and the misinformed, racist, hateful things they post. Now, for the first time in her life, she is donating money to campaigns, and it’s not for the Republican Party who she has historically voted for. Instead, I kid you not, she is sending the republicans voided checks in the amount she donated to their opposition.",
"The Obama Biden bromance is definitely a meme. Where have you been this last decade? ",
"Can you show me that claim and disprove it?",
"[And so does Obama.](https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/932685522820042754)",
"> Always be loyal!\n\nThats... a weird thing to say... isn't it? What did he mean by that? Some kind of reference to the joke that didn't really work?\n\nBecause otherwise \"always be loyal\" isn't really a good virtue to hold. Be loyal to your morals, your own virtues, your standards, be loyal to what you think is right. Not whomever is on your team, regardless of circumstances. That's what Trump is demanding.",
"love it! always appreciate someone who's got a good sense of humor :)",
"Trump only bragged about barging in to Ms TEEN USA dressing rooms to have a look.\n\nTry harder, though.",
"I downvote because gallowboob doesn’t credit but that’s dope. Also fuck the pats, fly eagles fly. ",
"\"we\"\n\nStop pretending the democrats are the allies of the people. Pedophiles pollute both sides.",
"Aw what, thought Biden just BTFO of Bush then.. ",
"I don’t know, but his toxic espousal of socially-degenerate nonsense typically wafts like a smoke plume over any good he’s done- and he HAS done some good for the “common man,” but nowhere near enough or as promised. He is a typical status quo president. The DNC wanted him (pied piper, they thought he was a shoe-in loser), the RNC couldn’t stop him and found that nothing changes with his nom and settled down thusly. \n\nIn the end, nothing about the last decade of presidents has been a substantial change in America’s fascism and destructive foreign policy. They squash any threats, yet they let a few threats get too close to the crown this last election, in the name of political theater. Everything is normal, see- radical candidates can get the nomination. Socialism!! The Apprentice Guy!!!\n\nIt just turns out that one was a real threat to the oligarchy and the other a boon.",
"If we're going down that path then Weinstein is also just an alleged sex offender as nothing has been proven. ",
"Lol when you break a redditors programming for a moment.",
"To verify this accusation as a fact and disprove the idea that you attack them over a lack of faith in the president that you support. ",
"Weinstein is not alleged, pay attention",
"ITT People who are so polarized they believe everything was sunshine and rainbows under Obama. Forget about the tens of thousands of innocent men, women, and children killed through his expanded drone strike program, also don't forget about his expanded spying program aimed at US citizens.",
"If you know Joe in private it's mother fucking loyal. Joe has a potty mouth.",
"?*?",
"Lol. Keep that head buried. Gonna be a lot of voter fraud claims coming from your lot as you continue to lose election after election, all because you refuse to acknowledge reality.\n\nThat's why your joke of a movement is failing.\n\nAgain, your flaw, not mine. ",
"You should have got him to sign the memes where he is touching kids. Fucking pervert.",
"You asks what Nunes lied about. He made these claims outside of the memo. Not in the memo.\n\nYou’re being obstinate.",
">How many citizens has Trump murdered?\n\nNone. Nobody claimed such a thing. Same with Obama/Clinton or whatever irrelevant people you like to obsses over nowadays.",
"At least he's not snooping around underaged girls' dressing rooms!",
"google creepy joe biden lol u need to be educated ",
"Wonder if he'll get Brady to sign the jersey he's wearing...(think that's an eagles one?)",
"FLY EAGLES FLY",
"Fuck the pats. ",
"\"Still good friends. Trump be lyin'\"",
"How do you even sign a meme? It's not tangible.",
"I will too.",
"much loyalerest",
"It’s from the [“Let’s Move!” campaign](https://youtu.be/Z7Z4rGQi2cQ). If you couldn’t guess, Obama doesn’t actually say Bush did 9:11",
"Nunes claims that James Comey testified in June 2017 that “the Steele dossier” was “salacious and unverified.” The claim is not that a particular portion of the dossier is salacious and unverified. The claim is that Comey testified that the dossier (“it”) is salacious and unverified. That’s what Nunes says in the memo excerpt above.\n\nAnd it’s not true. ***That’s not James Comey’s testimony.***\n\nhttps://www.redstate.com/patterico/2018/02/02/significant-inaccuracy-thememo-calls-credibility-question/",
"Ah, Infowars. Nothing like time-honored, reputable journalism at it’s finest.",
">How about that the memo implies that the Russia investigation is a partisan hit job\n\nWell, it is...\n\n> but fails to disclose that the sole document referenced in this claim, the Steele dossier, is not the sole piece of evidence used in the FISA applications nor was the investigation that ended in that dossiers creation originally started by Democrats.\n\nSo you don't lnow what a lie is? The officials in question admitted that they could not have spied on the Trump campaign without the dossier.\n\n>It also omits in it's claims that Carter page has been under investigation since 2013, but instead implies that it's a witch Hunt against Trump and his people.\n\nAnd FISA warrants have to be renewed every 90 days. He was spied on for this.\n\n>You're trolling like an amateur. The memo is for low effort idiots to rally around.\n\nYou're a shill.",
"I'm sorry you got so far down your partisan hole. I really hope there's some hope for you in the future. May you and your family be well.",
"I can't believe he decided to pick that bidenbro meme, though. \n\n",
"What current revelations?",
"Oh God. You’re embarrassing yourself.",
"I watched the gif too",
"So are you saying the videos evidence of creepy Joe molesting children is CGI?",
"He and his committee omitted facts. We don't know what was omitted, but the FBI does, and has blasted the memo for these omissions that shape it to the story the GOP wants to tell. ",
"He's just riding his golf cart around.",
"He's an eagles fan though, so meh ",
"spoiler: It's trump eating two big macs, two filet o' fish and a chocolate malt while he blames Obama, and praises himself for being the best ever",
"They have massive budgets for propaganda and internet exposure. Subs like r/bidenbro have posts out of no where that to straight to the front page in minutes. Blatant vote manipulation, with loads of fake comments in here. Reddit is rife with fake/manipulated posts. Biden is super creepy. And it's massive cringe they're trying to make him out to be a \"bro\" eurgh.",
"How is it spin? Where did the FBI say there were no inaccuracies in the memo? The FBI’s official statement on the memo said that the FBI had “grave concerns about material omissions of fact that fundamentally impact the memo’s accuracy.”\n\nThat doesn’t sound like the FBI thought there were “no inaccuracies” in the memo. ",
"I don't think you know what the word \"literally\" means.",
"Of course they do. That wasn't the point, at all, though. Republicans have a man in the oval who is showing the textbook definition of guilt, attempting every potential avenue to evade investigation for said guilt, and are trying to get said investigation dismissed - all based on propaganda and baseless claims.\n\nCare to defend that?",
"I really like Biden. I just wish he was 10 years younger so he could be the one to kick shitstain to the curb.",
"Hahaha, that's the spirit...",
">That the FBI did not, in fact, rely on the Steele dossier for its impetus to start an investigation, for one. \n\nThe Obama administration could not have spied on Trump without the fabricated pisstape dossier. They admitted to it.\n\n",
"Go Birds",
"You the real MVP",
"Too much Irish for one election.",
"Lmao. Nice straw man. You tried, pal :(\n\nIt's going to be hilarious watching your excuses with every consecutive loss. Keep with it!",
"ಠ_ಠ",
"if gallowboob wanted to post OC, would he have to get someone else to post it somewhere first?\n\nedit: i just picture gallowboob, looking forlornly out a window, his laptop screen displaying some premium OC from over two years ago. all he wants to do is show the world. but alas, the curse won't let him share until some brave internet wanderer stumbles upon the content, and posts it somewhere themselves. once they do, everything will change. a single tear. a closed browser tab. back to work. The Chosen Meme, Summer 2020",
"Was this meme before we had a Vice President that called his wife \"mother\" \nor after?",
"Should we count the bodies Putin ordered hit in the wake of the collusion cover up? ",
"Dude ur chin..",
"This has nothing to do with politics... ",
"well memesplaining is a play on mansplaining so it's a partly political name by design",
"Loyal with cheese.",
"This is the correct answer.",
"Oh man, remember when Presidents were able to take a joke at their own expense and would attend that dinner?",
"Of you can dreme it, you can meme it. ",
"Such loyaltry",
"WaPo is an actually credible paper. Yes, it has a slant. It's just like the WSJ - you can identify a bias when reading it but it is still credible and broadly accurate.\n\nTV news in general, whether it's fox or CNN or MSNBC, is better described as entertainment. Relying on any of them for factual information (outside of specific programs) is folly.\n\nJust because something leans left doesn't mean it's a bad news source. The same is true in the reverse.",
"No but King Deplorable is.",
"No. Why would I?\n\nBesides, we're talking about Biden being a pedophile.",
"Eagles shit. Downvote...",
"But this way he gets the comment karma for acting like he's kidding as a joke, then double dips when he reposts it. ",
">That's six minutes of video of him literally molesting children.\n\nIt's very, very far from that. He's being overly familiar and inappropriate, sure, but you'd have to be breathtakingly stupid to believe that he's molesting children in that video ",
"Oh please, if there was video evidence of Trump or Pence groping little girls, running their fingers through their hair, getting down real close to their ears and whispering things, putting their hands on their lower waist like there is of Biden doing these things, you and all liberal democrats would act a lot differently. Can’t stand you liberals and your double standards",
"Thanks buddy,I was having exactly this problem. ",
"Loyale*",
"I thought it said\n\nStill good thanks-\nSlump be bye!",
"And don't forget if \"our\" guy has pedo friends, made holidays in a pedo resort and went to pedo parties the dirty liberals have to be way worse.",
"Biden doesn't care. In a city of uptight as holes he is the honey badger ",
"Eat a burger from McDonalds, two scoops of ice cream, and then watch 8 hours of Fox News.",
"People are going down in the FBI the only question is can they get Hillary or Obama. \n\nObama should have gotten rid of FISA...government gets very dangerous shrouded in secrecy. Maybe we will learn the judges name who approved surveillance based on the fake dossier. We can only hope.",
"Republicans say in their now-public memo that the FBI did not reveal that information underlying a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) request came from a politically motivated source.\n\nThe Democratic countermemo reportedly claims that the FBI did reveal the source of the information was politically motivated, according to two Times sources. \n\nhttp://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/372084-democratic-countermemo-claims-fbi-revealed-steele-bias-in-fisa",
"This is just more proof that the left can't meme",
"Biden is of age now, nothing pedo about Obama's wishes to stay with him. ",
"I think he would say maymay ironically. ",
"Did he grope you?",
"Go Birds",
"Well, since Carter Page was involved, and the FBI has been monitoring him since 2013, I'm 100% confident in calling you a moron who knows nothing about what you are conversing on.",
"I originally thought it was of him washing a transgender person which would have been weird even for the onion ",
"I believe this could be more about being a loyal friend ",
"im gonna upvote it ayway, it wouldn't be reddit without boob of the gallows",
"So you posted it and not him?",
"Obama did murder citizens. And their minor-aged children. That makes him worse.",
"Go Patriots!!!",
"Man, back when they had to transform the vice president into an amusing character because there was no other way to make fun of him",
"Have I somehow transitioned to a slightly different universe where certain things are no longer considered as memes or are you just out-of-touch?? \n\nAll jokes aside, the picture on the shirt with the text is definitely a meme.",
"President of Vice.",
"Yet, Ted Cruz was considered an absolute monster when his daughter kept pushing away from his hugs. I'm not saying he should be incarcerated, it's just backwards to me that people's opinions of a person make everything they do questionable when this whole Me Too movement has proven that even the most unassuming people can also be sexual predators. Either don't turn everything people you dislike do into something bad, or hold everyone to the same standard. This bias shit is getting out of control.",
">You asks what Nunes lied about. He made these claims outside of the memo. Not in the memo.\n\nYou've failed to document any lies.",
"Crazy how all this stuff happened and then the Republicans basically doubled down by electing and endorsing admitted rapists/pedophiles. ",
"Weinstein's preference of political sides doesn't relate to his sexual immorality. \n\nOn the other hand Trump wanted old young loving Roy to be elected. ",
"He loves all this stuff\n\nAfter the loss of his wife and kids he knows every day is a gift ",
"Reddit is generally pro pedophile, there are several support subs. Also various \"starlet\" subs I see on rising.",
"The word was created by [Richard Dawkins](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Selfish_Gene) to signify a self-replicating unit of cultural imitation: a \"mime-gene.\" One syllable: vowel like gene with mime's consonants.",
"The left can't meme",
"Hillary won the popular vote. Bernie couldn't even win the primary. ",
"Lol How about you pull your own out of the sand hmm?\nWasn’t it idk [California ](http://www.latimes.com/politics/essential/la-pol-ca-essential-politics-updates-california-s-top-elections-officer-1498771356-htmlstory.html) who denied to look into any voter fraud allegations, even when they say Russia hacked our election-when they refuse to sho who voted? Kinda weird. Weird in the fact that they didn’t want to help the investigation because they (ppl in Cali) themselves committed fraud. Whether you take it as fact or not (even though it is) it’s worth a gander.",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anwar_al-Awlaki",
"this is so cringe.",
"He's the Goldman-Sachs of karma",
"Yikes",
"Coming from the people who call themselves \"pedes\". ",
"Isn't JB a pervert and or pedophile? Oh he gets a pass tho..",
"> loyalist means something very different.\n\nYou’re acting like we didn’t have [loyalists in 1776.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loyalists_fighting_in_the_American_Revolution)",
"\"always be loyal\"\n\nLol wtf Biden\n\n",
"Just so you know, cumming on a printed picture is not signing it. ",
"Nope. We aren't. That was just what the deflection/deriding attempt was. \n\nThe original idea was that Obama and Biden will be cellmates, which is an idea that can only believed by those influenced by the deepest levels of propaganda.",
"I agree with you. But as you can see from the downvotes I'm getting, only extreme hate for the president is tolerated around here.",
"sneaky eagles jerz\n\nGO BIRDS! ",
"You're the idiot that is supporting turning the Orwellian police state against opposition candidates.",
"Probably because Biden hasn't said that he enjoys going up to random women and grabbing them by the pussy and enjoys walking in on underage girls changing.\n\nEdit: One downvote = 1 pedo supporting republican. ",
"“Molesting”? Not hardly. It’s not like he’s grabbing them by the pussy or having them pee on him or anything. ",
"I find it interesting how meme was co-opted from meaning \"a basic unit of cultural information\" to \"common internet jokes\" which then gradually transitioned to \"pictures with funny captions.\"",
"r/showerthoughts",
"Lol are you being serious? You guys are nuts.",
"Stupidest meme ever",
"No, that’s how you describe how trump behaves towards his daughter. ",
"Yep, you're deluded and in love with propaganda. \n\nGood luck in life, sincerely. Please interact with more folks of a sound mind, for your own benefit. Your views parallel that of Alex Jones. I wouldn't be proud of that. ",
"You're both trying way to hard. It's pathetic, but entertaining.",
"You have to do that with every President.",
"I suppose it's possible all of Nunes' conjectures about a source he's never reviewed are correct. But that would require disregarding the statements of Representative Gowdy (R-SC) regarding the importance of the memo. To review, he is a lawyer, but more importantly, he had read the source documents. ",
"My fuckin Soros bux!\n\nYes, they couldn't have RE apporved the warrant without it. Guess that throws all the past reasons away. \n\nNot the whole Trump campaign is being spied on and you know it, but specifically Carter page. I will say that if Trump or others in his campaign did get spied on through Carter page, that's what happens when you hire an admitted Russian \"businessman?\" \n\nEdit: the guy has been approached to be a Russian government asset. I mean, he is real obvious about what he did, on camera.\n\nDouble edit: please enjoy this quote from Trey Gowdy:\n\n\"So to the extent the memo deals with the dossier and the FISA process, the dossier has nothing to do with the meeting at Trump Tower. The dossier has nothing to with the email sent to Cambridge Analytica. The dossier really has nothing to do with George Papadopolous' meeting in Great Britain. It also has nothing to do with obstruction of justice,\"\n",
"Who said anything about me being a liberal? I am just stating that being creepy isn't the same as actually DOING something.\n\nKevin Spacey physically laying over a teenage boy in a bed is a bad thing. Louis CK asking if it's okay to whip his dick out, and then doing it after being told yes, isn't a bad thing. Trump is a creep, Biden is creep-y. It's like the difference between sleep and sleepy. One, you are already there, the other, you are on the way to being there.\n\nBiden is most definitely not as bad as Trump, and that has nothing to do with politics.",
"For anyone interested, Biden bro memes starting immediately after Biden hired CAA (Creative Artists Agency) to assist his post VP image. $100k per month retainer. ",
"Casino Loyale",
">He and his committee omitted facts. We don't know what was omitted\n\nThen how do you know they were omitted?\n\n>but the FBI does, and has blasted the memo for these omissions that shape it to the story the GOP wants to tell. \n\nAre we talking about the FBI that let Clinton off from her felonies and had an \"insurance policy\" against the election going against its interests?",
"\"Joe, the Loyalist. Man Alive. Biden.\" -some British person.",
"Good human ",
"That's really not all that uncommon. ",
"Literally never seen that sub on the front page.",
"Except this has been a long standing meme for years",
"Loyalry is dead.",
"Happy cake day my Philly brother!",
"They should both be in prison for their crimes against humanity, sitting next to Trump, Clinton and both Bushs.",
"What?",
"Yeah, but THEIR shit is smellier! ",
"Loyaler’s’tve’er’est",
">How is it spin? \n\nThat article is spin.\n\n>Where did the FBI say there were no inaccuracies in the memo? \n\nRight before it came out.\n\n>That doesn’t sound like the FBI thought there were “no inaccuracies” in the memo. \n\nIt literally said nothing in it was inaccurate.",
"Are you being pendantic? Do you believe Nunes was well versed on the underlying fisa warrants he wrote the memo on? If he was well versed don't you think, now that the memo has come out, he would have taken any other path more appropriate than the one he chose? Withholding the truth is just as damning as overtly lying.",
"With the deck massively stacked against him...",
"I fucking love Joe Biden.",
"> Always be loyal!\n\nUnless you're the FBI director. Then honesty might be more appropriate.",
"Loyreale --- Because you're worth it",
"Do different words have different meanings or something?",
"Why? There was no collusion. You guys still haven't found a shred of evidence for it.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ-YjGmpO4Q",
"The man probably even has a meme résumé.",
"Fuck the pats! Lol jk, hope it’s a good game my dude!",
"I would love people who prints memes ❤️️",
"Google Loyalist Paramilitaries, you might change your mind on the “not bad or good” part. ",
"Lots of assertions with no proof in such a short post. Surely there's a memo coming soon that will back up your imagination?",
"There might be a video of him rolling around Mar a Lago",
"Sure man, whatever you say! Now go back and watch CNN (don’t drink too much of the kool aid).\n",
"He's feeling them up and they, despite being children, are visibly creeped out by it. He wants to fuck them.",
"REEEEEEE STOP WITH THE WHATABOUTISM",
"You also have to forget about Biden creeping on girls/women",
"These Joe's ~~ain't~~ are loyal.",
"How many has he personally financially ruined?",
"I was expecting you to print /u/albo_underhill's submission, send it to them to get it signed, then post that.",
"Pretty sure calling him a straight up pedo is major exaggeration. ",
"Cute jersey",
"French fries with mayonnaise?",
"We're lawyers!",
"M'Loyalty",
"Whats wrong with his face",
"Dude my grandparents act the same way. It's not uncommon for old people to be affectionate with children. Man our society has been poisoned with this \"pedophile behind every tree\" crap.",
"If he was disconnected from politics then yes, but fyi he was heavily involved in Hillary and many others' campaigns and provided a lot of funding. ",
"Didn't a lot of the secret service during the Obama administration speak out against him for sexual harassment? Or am I mis-rememberi ng?\n\nEdit: Sorry, I forgot it's bad to ask a question. ",
"Or, ya know, people just didn't like him. He lost the popular vote in the primary too. By a substantial margin.\n\nHow about we stop trying to elect populists? ",
"Dude lost his first wife and daughter to a car accident. He gets emotional around kids. If he \"grabbed em by the pussy\" he'd be a great leader though amiright? ",
"But he's a dirty eagles fan . Screw the signature , don't count",
"Yeah, he should just grab them by the pussy instead.",
"That one always stood out. Clearly projecting. ",
"\"/s\" You ain't fooling us, boob.",
"Not debating that. That platform has a valid, debatable basis at least. I don't agree in the least, but it can be debated with both sides posessing logic in their views.\n\nThe FISA/Obama deep state stuff? Nope. This shit is more than obvious, and that memo is clearly propaganda to anybody not living off of InfoWars/Fox-level entertainment channels.",
"Whattt the fuck. Since when did Trump ever say he did that to random women?",
"Downvoted because of the Eagles jersey.",
"FLY EAGLES FLY!!",
"There is this video of him pushing himself against a bunch of kids while taking pictures. Pretty disgusting. ",
"Uh, no.",
"Go birds",
"So you're objectively supporting the terrorists now? \n\nThat's how you do it isn't it?",
"Why don't you point to the idiots that think such a thing then. I guarantee you, a majority of people don't actually think everything was perfect under Obama, but rather that he was better than trump. Trump has done nothing to decrease the drone strikes either, so there is not much you can go foe there either.",
"lmao now u libs are defending weinstein what's next\n\nGuess you don't believe uma",
"Lol it went from 4k to 17k up votes on like 5 minutes",
"And yet Bernie is the most popular politician in America and Hillary is one of the least popular and NOT the President.\n\nSee how that works out?",
"https://www.wikihow.com/Pronounce-Meme",
"Define spin. \n\nLink me where the FBI said there were no inaccuracies. \n\nThe FBI statement said they had a limited opportunity to review the memo. That review led them to conclude that they “have grave concerns about material omissions of fact that fundamentally impact the memo’s accuracy.” That statement does not mean “nothing it it was inaccurate.”",
"Haha he was in Orlando last monday. During his talk he said all the Memes were true. Thank goodness. ",
"Except we have a ton of other stuff to go on top of that. Things like his whole grab them by the pussy speech. The fact that he actually has people who have accused him of sexual assault. Or how he bragged about walking into women's changing rooms and seeing them naked, even though some of them were under age. If all we had was the same videos where it just looks a little creepy, then that's not much. There's a good chance Bidens personal circle might just be smaller than others. I've actually seen a lot of people from other countries say that Americans tend to like more space than others. So while it might look craapy, there are things that can easily explain it. Meanwhile we already know Trump is a pervert. ",
"Who doesn't find memes hilarious?",
"I love this gif. Upvote every time!",
"Even if the reported number is really innacurate, I'm not sure how you got from [117](http://www.newsweek.com/strikes-during-obamas-presidency-killed-many-117-civilians-545080) to thousands. ",
"I heard a long time ago he's been well aware of his Obama/Biden meme popularity and finds them funny.\n\nCuz he knows they're true.",
"He put his hands on her shoulders = literal molestation. Get the fuck outta here.",
"Haven't watched it in years, despite what your propaganda tells us that we do. Thanks for proving me right in what you consider sources for valid info, though. 😂",
"\"I moved on her like a bitch\" \"grab her by the pussy\" there's plenty more. fuck off with your double standards. Have you not seen the creepy shit Trump had said about his own daughter? Get out of here with your partisan shit",
"Infowars? Really?",
"“Still sood trens \nAlunp be byee!”\n\nOk Joe",
"Biden’s a creep",
"I think we had/have the same. We called them Tories here in America once upon a time.",
"Look up lol no one gives a shit. ",
"Fucking eagles fans were made for the internet.",
"Are Trump supporters actually this retarded?",
"Go Eagles!!!",
"Bernie won 23 states with the corporate democrats tipping the scale in Hillary's favor and two of those states she won by the skin of her teeth.",
"No no no no politeness today fuck the pats go birds!!!!",
"What the fuck happened to your neck dude.. ",
"Are you OK? My comment seems to have induced loud screeching noises from you.",
"The only man more loyal than Kirk Cousins",
"yassss neoliberalism is lit af my team so woke i'm totally cool with imperial foreign policy and class warfare as long as the dank memes are flowing",
"I choose to believe this. \n",
"Biden has enough children to molest to last him a lifetime. ",
"Ah. Like Trump's done anything to stop it.",
"There's how you say memes though. ",
"Naw fr I commented this a lil bit ago Nd that’s exactly what some one said to me “I’ll let that slide”",
"How many girls can you see squirm and pull away while he pulls them close, sniffs their hair, whispers in their ears, and rubs them before you feel that's a fair label?",
"I've seen them. Not enough to convince me. Creepy, sure. But until someone comes out and accuses him, all we have is a creepy video. That's it. ",
"Because Bernie was in the spotlight for a few months, Hillary has been in the spotlight for a few decades. Her mistakes have been drawn out in the public eye for years even if there was nothing behind them. \n\nBernie would have been ripped apart in the general. And he's NOT the president either so... Hillary got us a hell of a lot closer. \n",
"I cited a source from the LA Times 😂 \n\nEdit:thanks! u/JasonBerk ",
"He's fat lol",
"This is the most accurate answer here.\n\nI can't really take Trump supporters seriously when they label Joe Biden a pedophile for being a weirdo at public events but see nothing wrong with Donald publicly stating his desire to fuck his own daughter.",
"Anyone who doesn't hold people to the same standards, is a terrible person. But everything happens in shades of grey. Some people seem to look at everything in black and white, and they tend to be the vocal ones. If someone raped someone, and someone else touched someone's else' face, there are those out there that would label them as exactly the same offense.",
"Doubt hes retired since he's probably running in 2020",
"\"I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful - I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait.\" ",
"My man",
"Did the Brits play the long con and plant the previous VP? ",
"Fly Eagles Fly!!!!",
"The fact that you even think Trump would run again just shows how deep your delusion runs. His current campaign serves as a legal slush fund, which your lot funds. Manipulated at every turn, lol.",
"\"Biden wipes down the interior, and picks up any loose change, cigarette butts, and discarded condom wrappers.\"\n\nMy boy Biden still getting it on with the ladies",
"No one cares but I was one of the first 10 to 99 runecrafting. Good times man, was shocked the first time I started getting double runes. When I got double natures I knew it was on. ",
"cited*",
"1) The memo explicitly says in section five that in July, 2016, Trump campaign staffer George Papadopoulos, not the Steele Dossier, triggered the FBI to launch a counterintelligence investigation into the Trump campaign for conspiring with Russian operatives to interfere with the election. Quoting the memo: \"The Papadopoulos information triggered the opening of an FBI counterintelligence investigation in late July 2016 by FBI agent Pete Strzok.\"\n\n2) The first sentence in section one of the memo describes the Steele Dossier as an \"essential part\" of the FISA application for conducting surveillance on Carter Page. The word \"part\" suggests there are, naturally, other parts. What was the extent of this other evidence? Nunes doesn't say. Once again, it's all about what was left out of the memo. In this case, Nunes refuses to tell us what other evidence was presented against Page. He also fails to tell us what new information was collected on Page via the FBI's surveillance when the bureau renewed the FISA applications every 90 days. In other words, the FBI had to show the FISA court it was collecting valuable information from its surveillance in order to continue targeting Page. Nunes refuses to reveal these details\n\n3) The memo suggests outgoing FBI deputy director Andrew McCabe told Congress there would be no surveillance of Page were it not for the inclusion of the Steele Dossier in the FISA application. This is highly misleading\n\n4) The memo makes a huge deal out of the fact that the DNC picked up the financing of Fusion GPS's and Steele's work, but there's not a single mention in the memo about how the process was originally launched and financed by the Washington Free Beacon, a Republican news outlet.\n\n",
"Joe Biden is a pedophile. ",
"Still unrelated to his political views. His support is much different from being supported by the party, again, like Roy was. This is a losing argument. You don't seem to understand the difference here",
"GO BIRDS 🦅!!",
"If you have never heard Biden, I recommend listening to him. \n\n[This was a really good interview](https://www.npr.org/2017/06/15/533058002/biden-talks-trump-faith-and-fate-in-front-of-a-live-fresh-air-audience)",
"Fair point.",
"Fighting memes with memes I like it",
"Damn that’s prolly worth like 3 bitcoins \n",
"Pedo",
"it's hilarious when you ignore the whole Biden is a pedo and likes to flirt & molest baby girls on camera scandal.. 😶\n\nwhat a disgusting, worship the idol culture we've progressed into. ",
"Crash coming!",
"Hillary literally got 3 million more votes in the primary. 55% vs. 43%\n\nAnd she won 27 states. \n\nNo one was tipping the scale in Hillary's favor. People (and her colleagues), just liked her more. I wonder why they liked a woman who had spent decades supporting her colleagues and fellow Democrats over the guy who was an independent until it was time to run for President. A guy who, in decades in Washington, didn't sponsor a single piece of substantial legislation that had passed. ",
"Okay. Why are you arguing like I'm a Trump supporter?",
"> Bernie would have been ripped apart in the general.\n\nLiterally nothing to suggest this other than speculation.\n\n> Hillary got us a hell of a lot closer.\n\nDon't get me wrong, I preferred her over Trump, but her way of politics is dead. Corporatism will result in more shitty GOPers because people aren't stupid. They can see through the charade of a standard politician whether the intentions are good or bad.\n\nWe need non-standard politicians with good intentions. Trump was a non-standard with bad intentions.",
"Bernie would have beat Trump, but the DNC had to shove Hillary down our throats and couldn't fathom her losing, which caused her to lose.",
"#loyo",
"No surrender ",
"Where are all your comment deriding Trump for having a much higher rate of civilian deaths over his first year? A reasonable person would say that both are unacceptable, but you seem to want to focus on Obama and not even mention the guy who's making it worse. Wonder why?",
"... From the guy who said Obama and Biden are going to jail? I mean, you can call them crazy for believing it. Sure. But then how do you think you look? You're not really any different. At least Trump has a whole lot of shit going against him with the investigation. At best, he's innocent, but those around him are guilty. ",
"Remember everyone, Biden touches and smells kids.",
"Clearly.",
"A suicidal, gay, republican. Huh.",
"Yes it does",
"*\"sure, I'll smell your daughter.\"",
"I don’t know how anyone can hate Joe Biden, I mean yeah the guy was pretty goofy but yeah.",
"A person's idea - 4Chan - Instagram",
"yeah i've never seen that happen\n\n\nKeanu on the other hand, no way his PR team isn't on here though its died down for a while",
"$100% grassroots, funny, non-forced meme",
"No.",
"I mean that would be some Jesus type shit, to bath a trans person in the white house driveway, that would be amazing. ",
"Cool. Let’s normalize this creepy pedophilic asshole.",
"Apologize if I did so. Lots of em coming at me right now.",
"Completely different games with different rules and different circumstances.",
"...why are there four steps?",
"On both ends of the political spectrum tbh",
"ITT? Nope.",
"Congrats on barely winning a rigged primary against an unknown social democrat who started 60 points behind?\n\n\"Sanders pushes absurd and impossible ideas\" \n\nOops\n\nhttp://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2016/02/10/most-americans-say-u-s-economic-system-is-unfair-but-high-income-republicans-disagree/\n\nhttp://www.gallup.com/poll/190010/concern-global-warming-eight-year-high.aspx\n\nhttp://www.gallup.com/poll/206159/americans-tilt-toward-protecting-environment-alternative-fuels.aspx?g_campaign=tiles&g_medium=newsfeed&g_source=Social+Issues\n\nhttp://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/233183-poll-finds-support-for-minimum-wage-increase-paid-leave\n\nhttp://www.people-press.org/2018/01/30/majorities-say-government-does-too-little-for-older-people-the-poor-and-the-middle-class/?utm_content=buffer152a2&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer\n\n\"Sanders isn't popular, he wouldn't win\" \n\nOops. \n\nhttp://www.gallup.com/poll/191504/majority-support-idea-fed-funded-healthcare-system.aspx\n\nhttps://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-09-28/bloomberg-poll-americans-want-supreme-court-to-turn-off-political-spending-spigot\n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/amp/2016/08/01/over-60-of-americans-back-tuition-free-college-survey-says.html",
"I think he's being sarcastic, hard to tell without the /s tho.",
"Yeah, exactly what I was thinking. Get out of my head! ",
"You should have printed out the original copy of what was to become the fucking Patriot Act and have him sign it since he's the one that fucking wrote that egregious outrage to our civil liberties. Fuck that cunt. Yes, let the down voting begin when someone doesn't suck on the cock of Barack Obama and his ilk. Neoliberalism has destroyed the middle class in the United States. \n\n#bernie2020 ",
"JETS ARE GONNA LOOOOOSE!!!!",
"Loyal du fromages",
"it's pronounced mee-mee though.",
"I've heard 65 still for my career with the option of anytime after 55 with a pension cut. Should add onto my 401k every year but I keep forgetting. I'm only 29, just picked a career that offers two forms of retirement planing, a 3rd optional one, and a system in place if you work steady to end with a medical money bank of over a million. ",
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?",
"Did that actually happen toilet him??",
"Then he jumps into his Trans Am and peels out blasting Whitesnake ",
"I cant seem to watch certain gifs on imgur when on mobile. It feels like they purposely dont allow me to because i always get the pop up for the app.\n\n\n\n\nImgur has been great and all, but I really feel that platform is dying and has been a buggy mess slightly above other hosting sites...",
"Talking about your MAGA guy? He wants to fuck his own daughter.",
"But saying Obama and Biden are going to prison is totally reasonable. You focus on the joke comment making fun of the insane comment, but don't even mention the insane comment. Wonder why?",
"1690, yeeeoooo no surrender\n\nI don’t actually mean this, but I am inclined to acknowledge another Northern Irish person in a recognisable manner.",
"You’re not known for your imagination, are you? ",
"Joe Biden is a politician... 🤔",
"The \"image.png\" in the top header just makes this 10x better",
"FLY EAGLES FLY",
"I miss Jobama so much. :(",
"Yeeeeeooooo uppara ",
"oh thank god I didn't realize it was the onion and got so confused by that article",
"Saying *Bush did 9-11* isn't a joke, my friend.",
"/r/bidenbro lives",
"Leslie Knope would be jealous!",
"\"And check out these gold snowflake rims. They're a real bitch to clean, but they're totally worth it. Back in the day we used to call 'em panty-melters,\" Biden continued. \"One babe caught a glimpse of those rims after a Cinderella concert in '86 and she couldn't get into that backseat fast enough. If any of you girls wanna take a ride, just let ol' Joe know.\"\n\n",
"If you ask me it sounds like a load of crap",
"Wtf are you talking about.",
"what does BTFO even mean",
"as a non-american I find this to be super weird",
"I miss diamond Joe.",
"/r/bidenbro",
"I actually think Biden would be one of the best Democratic pres. candidates for 2020. He's a pretty competent politician, but he's got so much goofball uncle character to him that I think he'd generate lots of fun drama for the White House and keep the public entertained. Trump and him are both doofs, but Biden is a charming, Bill and Ted-style goof while Trump is a malicious moron like Biff from Back to the Future. ",
"Bigly loyal",
"And all he had to do was let Joe grope his kids ",
"Lol ur comments reveal who you are..",
"FLYYYY",
"Whataboutism. My comment and this post are about the Obama administration. Stop trying to make it about Trump. All civilian death is unacceptable.",
"Fucking cringe to be honest.",
"> No one was tipping the scale in Hillary's favor.\n\nAnd this is where rational conversation with you ends.\n\nHILLARY LITERALLY PAID OFF THE DEBTS OF THE DNC AND THEY SKEWED THE PRIMARY IN HER FAVOR.\n\nIf you cannot admit this KNOWN fact you are actively trying to sabotage the party.\n\n>A guy who, in decades in Washington, didn't sponsor a single piece of substantial legislation that had passed.\n\nLOL okay now I know you are a Correct the Record shill.",
"Take off that jersey mangggggg\n",
"Everybody is always praising Michelle's arms but Biden's wife tho",
"I’m not imaginative enough to see where this comment is going.",
"He lost his first wife and daughter. ",
"The onion lost a good son when Obama and Biden left office",
"When Biden was only 29, his wife was killed in a car crash, as was his one year-old daughter.",
"How the fuck are any of those links relevat? You realize Hillary was a democrat too, right? She held the same views as the majority of Americans too. It's why she won the popular vote.\n\n",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ-YjGmpO4Q",
"Yeeeeeooo makes us look like a bunch of morons.",
"Hahaha it’s not in my nature but fly eagles fly for sure!",
"His first wife and daughter died in a car crash decades ago",
"I worked at a home and one old guy loved wow and some other game I can't remember. He hated games and computers, until his wife died. His grandkids got him into some games and then he picked up wow and spent all his time gaming. Had a guild he was active in, would do raids and all that. You can't force a resident to sleep if they don't want to, can't force them to leave their rooms if they don't want too, so he spent alot of time gaming. ",
"I should know better but I had hopes we weren't in that dark of times yet",
"Blew/blown the fuck out",
"Supporting the party is now sabotaging the party? Hillary also campaigned for dozens of fellow Dems and helped them get elected across the country. Shame on her, right?",
"Would it be okay if you put your hands over mine? ",
"His first wife and their baby died in a car accident in the 70s. I assume that's what they were referring to. ",
">Found the orange ass-gibbon fan.\n\nr/cringe\n\nWTF ",
"Jill is his second wife. He lost his first wife and two kids to a car accident almost immediately after he was elected for the first time. He's experienced terrible losses, yet still shows lots of strength. ",
"Because either a) they're PR shills working to boost his public image, or b) they live within a completely different information sphere (e.g., they watch a lot of MSM -- no mention of this stuff there) where they're insulated from his overt pedophilic tendencies, and they truly have no idea. Or, I suppose, c) they're pro-pedophilia.\n\nWait, was that a rhetorical question?",
"Unless you have a ton of money to travel and do wild shit, retirement is basically just doing more of the same normal things you do now except you can do them during business hours. ",
">loyalist\n\nLong live King George!",
"*insert toilet related pun here*",
"Who?",
"How would you know what Mueller has and hasn't found?",
"That's so great!",
"No, you're just meta.",
"He lost his first wife and his daughter. Beau was the survivor from the accident and then he passed away.",
"I get it, I do. But watch the first five minutes of this and watch how many times he touches that girl in the red dress. Hands on her hips, jerks her closer and knocks her off balance. The amount of carresses she gets is unnatural. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/DwXweiRjckI",
"Couldn't have him sign a funny one? If it exists.",
"\"Politics\"",
"Joe \"only Obama closet drama\" Biden",
"I know what you mean but for the sake of thoroughness- Meme is a real word, which I would assume somebody learned as Biden is would know of. It will appear on occasion in academic texts, likely in sociology, philosophy, and such fields.\n\nI agree that if it wasn’t Biden would still know it.",
"\"How do we stop this mememaam shit?\" ",
"GallowBoob, you're an Eagles fan?\n\nOh that's not you because all you do is repost other people's shit for meaningless internet points?",
"Does that really need to be an acronym. Don't we have enough words for what that is.",
">loyalist\n\n/r/me_ira",
"They have 106k subscribers lmao, people like Biden memes it’s not a conspiracy ",
"He started ranting, so I just felt like leading him on and seeing how long he keeps going on making a fool out of himself.\n\nI don't engage in flame wars, I just like to troll flamers :)",
"Like you guys aren't making a huge deal out of nothing. Remember when the president endorsed an actual pedophile and child molester? Or was that fake news?",
"So if you post a pic of two musicians making out is the picture about music?",
"I'd have him sign this one:\n\n[Stranger Danger!](https://goo.gl/images/zuJkn2)",
"Not sure if serious, but his first wife and 1 year old kid died in a car accident.",
"youre a real person wtf. how's it going man?",
"That's what I'm saying... maybe massive weight loss?",
"Seriously? Those polls show major support for Sanders' policies that Hillary largely or completely ignored. \n\nLol omfg, Hillary was a center right war mongering oligarch. Half of her voters were not even voting for Hillary, but against Trump.\n\nDespite the increased voting population, Hillary was the first non incumbent Democrat to lose voters instead of increasing them when compared to past presidents.\n\nhttp://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2016/09/02/for-many-voters-its-not-which-presidential-candidate-theyre-for-but-which-theyre-against/\n",
">load 41 more comments\n\nThis is a great sign of civil and level headed conversation.\n",
"He makes water balloons out of them and throws 'em at high school freshmen getting off the school bus.",
"Thats exactly how times have changed. We used to have (still do) signed photographs of Presidents with the individual or something cool hanging on the office walls or in the mancave at home. But now its them signing meme's of special comedic moments that can never be replaced. Great times they are.",
"What is a more iconic autograph, Klay's toaster or Biden's meme?",
"Norm MacDonald probably.",
"“But you said we’d grow old together!” \n-Joe Biden ",
"To your friends. Stop reading so much into it. ",
"E",
"I couldn't really care about your whataboutism. \n I don't do y'alls Reddit meme speak. Why do none of your comments point out the worse of the two? It's a simple question. Have you made one single comment on Reddit pointing out that Trump has made it worse? Have you made a single comment critical of Trump in any way? I'm betting no on both counts.",
"Have you tried not being poor?",
"Not to mention that Joe Biden is one of the very best debaters around which means that he’d be near impossible to beat in the home stretch if he had enough momentum.",
"New conspiracy: Biden wants the U.S. to governed by the Kingdom of England again, better /r/askhistorians",
"And an Eagles fan\n\nEwwwww",
"You are one lucky duck. When he is the 46th President that will be worth something. ",
"Go Birds!!!!",
"Wow, first time I've seen a bot out in the wild. ",
"hitler loyalists: not bad just different side and reason. - totally not robot",
"Royalist for our asian friends.",
"No, they're saying he's the last surviving colonial American loyalist of the crown.",
"Looks like he could do with some work on his hand writing",
"Go AnyteambutthePatriots!",
"Hands say 25 neck says 85",
"How did you not hear about this haha, if you’re being serious then I can get you a link but this was HUGE news. It was a tape of trump bragging about sexually assaulting women, which is apparently worthy of the Evangelical vote but whatever ",
"lol look up sexual predator donald trump on google images",
">~~This guy~~ *I* got Joe Biden to sign his meme.\n\nFTFY",
"Go birds!",
"Did he ask the kids for consent?\n\nIf you're trying to compare Trump's history with willing grown women to the creepy pedo(?) acts of Biden, then you're on the losing side of the conversation.",
"His first wife and daughter were killed in a car accident, Beau and Hunter were injured but recovered. Beau died in 2015. Hunter and Ashley (his daughter with Jill) are the only surviving children. ",
"Oh look, another one.",
"You spelled corrupt wrong ",
"Pretty accurate tbh\n\n\nYeooooooooo lad ",
"Hillary the egotistical sociopath STOLE money from state parties to fund her disgusting campaign.\n\nHillary had such a massive ego that she gambled Democratic control of the House and Senate, and lost. \n\nhttps://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/clinton-fundraising-leaves-little-for-state-parties-222670",
"Federalist*",
"d'awwwww ",
"Fly Eagles Fly! ",
"Thought it was 'beat' ",
"I still have no idea wtf lit is, but if it means awesome....I agree",
"Go... to hell!",
"[It's the truth!](http://www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Alex-Jones.jpg)\n\nPS: Yes, Alex Jones believes that and yes, Donald Trump supports Alex Jones. Quote: \"\"Your reputation is amazing. I will not let you down\". [Check it yourself.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJqLAleEnKw)",
"\nMyc. ",
"He's an atheist though, so how much can you really trust in what he says ",
"It has a politician, but there isn't any political commentary in this. There's no politics involved at all.",
"But fuck philly",
"Hey, it's the joke he made, but different!",
"Hell Melina is probably scared to fix his tie lest she get raped",
"Bidened the fuck out. \n\nTo Biden someone is the highest form of shade humanly possible.",
"It's still fucking weird, whether it's sarcastic or not.",
"\"That's why I was saying that the sub itself, not the users but just the sub, isn't biased.\" - Taking about rpoltics \n\n\"I would say the sub I'm and of itself is pretty neutral. Mods are mostly conservatives, but they tend to not let that get in the way of how they run it.\" Same thing. \n\n\"It is a white supremacy thing. Just like white pride/power. It's not the phrase in and of itself that is racist, but the reason it's being used.\" Talking about \"Its ok to be white\" is a racist white supremacist movement and not a meme to make the other side look dumb for calling it racists which is exactly the point of the \n phrase. \n\n\" That I don't like the president. American was becoming great again under Obama\" \n\n\n----\n\nYea this guy lives in fantasy land",
"I think it works really well. Rolls off the tongue pretty well said aloud too. It reminds me of like 2006 MMO slang",
"\"Still good thanks. Plump be bye\n\n- B. Jean\"\n\nWhat I read",
"No one stumbles upon OC; they create it. ",
"So is Arnold Schwarzenegger, would a picture of him having signed a meme be tagged as \"US Politics\"?",
"fuck thats a great username",
"Not being born rich is the greatest mistake I've ever made. ",
"Biden Tit Fucks Obama",
"biden is a pedophile",
">He wants to fuck them.\n\nMore unsubstantiated dogshit. You might be surprised at what a person of sound mind would consider actual proper evidence ",
"Are we gonna just forget about Biden being a creepy pedo now or what ",
"Sounds like you're referencing personal experience here. ",
"Go birds",
"Creepy Biden is a pervert look it up.",
"I feel like every pres, and vp, has the opportunity to be 10x cooler once they're out of office. This is great. ",
"Have you ever had your thyroid looked at by a doctor? ",
"Biden the fuck out",
"Who am I then?",
"Well duh, Biden said it!",
"okay but what does THAT mean?",
"Biden has never even been accused of sexual misconduct; people complain about Trump because he was caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women, and has been accused numerous times of sexual assault. That’s the difference, it’s not a bias. If Biden were caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women nobody would defend him, and he’d be expected by everyone to retire from politics immediately. But with Trump it’s okay because “nobody’s perfect!” THAT is bias.",
"Fuuuuck.",
"beat?",
"TIL that Joe Biden is still loyal to the crown and believes the USA still belongs to England",
"Ask him how young he likes his kids, I mean prostitutes. ",
"Sounds like you have no one to blame but yourself",
" Oh jeez. I didn't want this to get political. I just miss them. ",
"Can't we agree that both are creepy as fuck?",
"So he could've gone the other way and called it a gine (pronounced like the second syllable of vagina)? ",
"ITT being a loving and affectionate person = full blown child rape",
"Well actually Trump can take a joke, better than most people know in fact. Looks he's a billionaire, he went to the best schools, he can take it. Its just that now he's a republican and people are saying things that aren't true that he has to defend himself. ",
"And also not to mention he's a creepy pedo",
"Moar lobster! ",
"Do you guys actually believe this? Or is this just some weird meme?",
"Acronym for bitfoin, follow the blockchain if you want the truth",
"Bad bot",
"“Still a better love story than ‘Twilight’”\n\nOr at least that’s what it says in my head. ",
"[hahaha that's wacky Joe Biden alright!](http://www. https://www.globalresearch.ca/obama-biden-are-war-criminals-under-un-charter-analyst/5316112)",
"riveting rebuttal. \n\nthough I do contest, video evidence, corroborated by living witnesses, is a real quagmire when considering said rebuttal. ",
"/r/unexpectedrunescape",
"Yes, you do! :)",
"Can’t disagree. But at the same time. Buckin yeoooooo",
"\"Still gozk tnonb\nAluryp be loyal\" \n\nI approve!",
"In the words of Meme Joe...\nhttps://i.imgur.com/NZB0wsy_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium",
"Would be ashamed to show my face as well.",
"This is cringey as fuck.",
"Broyal ",
"I'm not one for the /s ... But I think these days, you need the /s on a comment that loaded.",
"2nd wife",
"Is it that hard to say that maybe Biden said a dumb thing?",
"I don't know. He was pretty awkward at public interaction that first year, and ended up focusing on policy and diplomacy where he didn't have to talk with normal voters. There are younger Dem candidates that would probably do better. But the DNC might try to push him back into the spotlight.",
"Maybe in Alex Jones’ fever dreams.",
"Everyone else gets 1 ",
"I think ranting was a strong word. I'm just confused. You made some sort of point, he responded with a point. And then you just... stopped but start acting all superior. Your reasons aside it looks like you have nothing left to say or stand on so you fall back on these meaningless phrases and when asked go \"lul hurr durr he's so dumb for having an opinion or caring\"\n\nLike, whats the point in \"trolling flamers\"? I'm honestly asking, i don't get the appeal and idk if I'm missing out on a joke or what\n ",
"Just like how he says “gif” instead of “gif”.\n",
"Fuck gallowboob. ",
"Biden the best",
"We thought memes were our friends. We were wrong. ",
"Eagles going down ",
"*To represent his charitys and foundations post presidency, \n\nwhy would a retired man pay so much for his commercial image",
"Thank you! I’m a little rusty with the cursive. Here I thought he wrote some encrypted Latin ",
"Yes, sociology and philosophy. Also, Metal Gear Solid 2.",
"Trump be bye? ",
"[He's certainly got the capital](https://i.imgur.com/pHVIEB7.png)",
"Funnily enough, Biden actually replied to that article\n\n\"[Laughing] You think I’d drive a Trans Am? I have been in my bathing suit in my driveway and not only washed my Goodwood-green 1967 Corvette but also simonized it. At least the Onion should have had me washing a Trans Am convertible. I love convertibles.\"",
"Except when that abbreviation also means back the fuck off. Then the acronym stops being so useful. ",
"Semper Fi!",
"Definitely the sir Jorah of our generation ",
"I think his daughter or someone said this one is his favorite",
"You’re probably remembering Infowars saying that “an anonymous ex-secret service member” alleged that. Or someone repeating what they read on Infowars.",
"Fake and I hope the Eagles lose.",
"prison!",
"What does it say?",
"I’m surprised, this is the 16th comment down and the first one to mention Joe’s habits. ",
"My favorite biden meme. \nhttps://youtu.be/LZDOWIxpBgg",
"Loyalty loyalty loyalty?",
"Bigly loyal",
"wheres my smooch gallow",
"And women killed it.",
"I’ll vote for this man just based on this right here",
"“What’s that grandpa?”\n\n“Why that’s my autographed meme picture of the Vice President sonny!” \n\n\nOur future is going to be weird ",
"Very friendships",
"No, his special service are driving it for him.",
"Why didn't Biden run? ",
"Yeah, I'm not a fan of that trend either.\n\nEdit:Extra word",
"If you believe the zero people who have come forward against him? Yes. Lock him up! ",
"Come on, /u/GallowBoob... you and I both know that the content in question isn’t a “meme” in any way, shape, or form. There’s no behavior being emulated... other than the misuse of the word “meme,” of course.",
"I seriously hope he runs in 2020. He's he man that can unite the country - blue collar dads and their liberal daughters aren't going to argue on Thanksgiving that Joe Biden is a great man. ",
"It isn’t a meme at all.",
"yh ffs, imo u r ->, but mmw, sum ppl will ofc lol wrt my pov.\n\nhows that?",
"God I hope it was sarcasm...",
"Image macro*",
"“Meme” gets misused in reference to just about anything nowadays. Before long, someone will probably refer to a particularly mediocre hotdog as a meme.",
"Russian bot",
"Biden is that special type of old person and would say \"maymay\" to make you angry.",
"They did mention how many years in office they would have together. ",
"I changed the keys on my keyboard so it says DIRTY instead of QWERTY",
"To me it is obvious without it because the thoughts and sentences are too coherent and there are no red flags for crazy (racial rhetoric, \"liberal tears,\" \"God Emperor,\" \"Shillary,\" etc).\n\nAs I say that, I suddenly realize that in 2018 the way you make it clear that you are mocking an actual mainstream political movement and not espousing its views is by *not* making it sound unreasonable.",
"The average life expectancy in the US is 78.74 years, so there's a good chance you'll get to enjoy little to none of your retirement. ",
"Metal gear solid 2 *is* sociology and philosophy",
"Lol dae Le Russians? Fuck off pedo worshipping tard. ",
"He hasn’t even begun to peak",
"How did I know this would be in the top comment?",
"No, but loudest seem to be the stupidest. Just hit ignore on them and the very few that have legitimate reasons for supporting him and can intelligently communicate those reasons will filter themselves out.... Over a considerable amount of time. There's so many of them! Reddit becomes far more tolerable after you ignore the trolls and stop indulging them. This holds true for so many subreddits, not just the hyper-political ones. You're quality of life will improve from being able to filter out the weird buzzing sound that they make with their heads buried under the sand.",
"Your jersey sucks",
"Gallowboob again. It baffles me people haven't caught on yet.",
"I never said anything about Trump. No one's denying what he did. There was evidence. I'm talking about people whose acts are constantly under the spotlight just because people disapprove of their political stances.",
"I know I didn't get it off of infowars (I thought they were a satire/comedy site?) but I can't find my original source. Would be nice to know they weren't true. \n\n\nAlso, isn't it ironic that Biden went from being a creepy uncle Joe meme to the internet's grandpa as soon as Trump got elected?",
"Well, yeah, because Trump is extremely disloyal, and, to him, loyalty means unwavering obedience to Trump.",
"Why are you guys giving that reposting pos gold?",
"Loyalty Loyalty Loyalty ",
"GallowBoob, Reddit's resident upvote whore :)",
"Nice try DNC ",
"This is exactly why Biden memes are so good. It's so easy to imagine this, somehow.",
"No one cares about Joe “Child Rapist” Biden. ",
"I hate you ",
"Go birds!",
"/r/cumtributes",
"He was sworn in to the Senate at his son's hospital bed.\n\nEdit: This was in 1973 when Beau was 4. Joe had just been elected as one of the youngest Senators in history with an upset victory in which he mounted an old-fashioned door to door campaign. His wife and kids were out Christmas shopping when they were stuck by a tractor trailer, leaving Joe as a single father of two young sons. He almost quit the Senate before his career had begun. Instead Joe spent the next 36 years in the Senate, commuting 1.5 hours each way from his Wilmington home to DC.",
"That is actually pretty cool. I would be proud of that. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ-YjGmpO4Q&t=\n\n\"Joe Biden 2020\" - Liberal cucks",
"Ya can shoot as many people in the face as you want and no one blinks.",
"Slonald Slump",
"Those memes always felt so forced. But idk",
"\"Make sure you zoom out far enough so reddit can see my Eagles jersey\"",
"Lol, so mad",
"They just Biden their time until 2020.",
"Really? It used be an almost daily occurrence a few months back",
"Bless your heart kind sir",
"Joe Biden touches and rapes children.\n\nSpez: https://youtu.be/DwXweiRjckI",
"r/me_ira",
"A",
"Surprised it's not a picture of a little girl he is caressing.",
"I'll full on morph into Leslie Knope if Biden announces he's running. I am a full grown woman who STILL loves boybands and I'm willing to devote that manic, crazy energy to *politics* if Biden runs. ",
"Trumpsters: TRUMP AND MOORE ALLEGATIONS ARE UNPROVEN AND THEIR ACCUSERS ARE ATTENTION WHORE LIARS\n\nAlso Trumpsters: Here's a picture of Biden rubbing someone's shoulder he's a child rapist all liberals are pedos!",
"Rockin the Eagles jersey!! Upvotes just for that #flyeaglesfly",
"well shit. thats really sad :(",
"You're right, he didn't say those things. He's more of the kind to actually act on it and seems to quite enjoy rubbing little girls.\n\nBut keep trying to deflect the attention to Trump by the way.",
"Take no notice, its just alt reichers and Bernie bros trying to smear Biden. ",
"I like to think they spent their last night in the White House together killing a $1,000 bottle of scotch and having a bro moment, complete with tears and “I love you man.”",
"Go Birds.",
"Bot tried its best. Probably just detected a politician's name.",
"Memes are so fucking stupid.",
"Go birds",
"That's because this isn't the_donald ",
"More like 4Chan - reddit - instagram",
"The right can't find decent paying jobs. ",
"Get ready for a bunch of everybody loves Joe posts in the next couple years...",
"Let's go birds",
"Va-geen.... show me your vagoo.",
"Bad bot",
"Joe on that 2020 slang we ain't heard yet. ",
"Too big to fail. ",
"Yeah, Obama being the POTUS with the highest kill count in history is just lovely, isn't it? Who doesn't just love getting massive drone strikes daily? ",
"Not far off from my first read through. Not sure of it was difficult to read more because of handwriting or because my ability to read cursive is slowly worsening. Is it sad that I felt a sense of accomplishment when I figured it out?",
"The way you worded this almost makes it seem like he died from his injuries. (If people don't know, Beau died from brain cancer only a few years ago, which is why Biden didn't run for President in 2016. Still tragic, but very different timeframe.)",
"IANAL",
"Loyality Bites.",
"Jesus, he’s had a hard life. And after all that’s happened, he is still a kind man",
"Sort by controversial for all your desired unsubstantiated, baseless pedophilia accusations.",
"It will trickle down",
"I’d get him to sign stills of all the times he’s molested little girls in the Senate chamber\n\nEdit: All these downvotes are from pedos.",
"Friendzoned hard",
"No kidding. Comey maybe in some deep doo if he doesn’t have any evidence. That dossier was bogus. Do you think he only presented that too FISC?",
"Joe Biden says “be loyal”, and it’s magical, Donald Trump says “be loyal”, and it’s obstruction of justice.",
"Still food trends*",
"8 years of shitting on the American people",
"All it'll take is one or two commercials with a clip of him whispering in a little girls ear and he'd be done ",
"ah, the true american way. Eating yourself to heart disease.",
"You mean the bullshit story that was fabricated by the fbi and the dnc as revealed by the Nunes memo? What about it? ",
"This made me cringe soooooo much! ",
"It's also a lot better than the creepy Biden meme that came before Biden bro",
"Tories was what we called them.",
"They think Soros is paying people to post Biden memes.... for what exactly? ",
"Good fuck I love this tweet",
"Bears fan here. Go Birds",
"I would welcome that kind of shit with open arms. at this point...",
"Jesus christ.",
"Good bot",
"I don't know man. The right is very extremist right now. They will push and I mean PUSH, the rumor that Joe is a pedophile and use those gifs that Reddit popularized back in 2015.",
"Is it Londonderry or Doire to you? We'll figure out your leaning pretty quick...\n\n(Kidding, I loved visiting your country!)",
"Why does every president/actor/important person have such an awesome handwriting?",
"Then it's, \"Always be Lordy\".",
"The \"tell the world we're bros\"/\"ur my world bro\" one is best, IMO\n\nhttps://pics.me.me/obama-tell-the-world-were-bros-biden-whispers-were-bros-5109431.png",
"I'm really not, but why does it matter to you either way? I'm more confused, I'm asking you to explain it to me. ",
"Joe Biden is the only honest politician in Washington",
"I dunno, how do I look? :)",
"DAE liberals are peadophile shills paid by Soros to post dank memes?\n\nVote Roy Moore! ",
"Upvoting for Eagles!",
"He replied to the Shirtless Pan-Am washing story, saying that he's more of a Corvette guy, with a picture of his C3 Corvette.\n\nI think Obama and Biden did a lot of problematic stuff during their term, but they really had a knack for being naturally likeable. They were professional, but at the same time never felt like they felt superior. And they never felt like they were trying to \"get down\" with the younger population but actually just knew how to joke around and be fun when it was appropriate.",
"Eagles Jersey 😬😬😬",
"That is rock ",
"Yeeeeeoooooooo!",
"1 pound under obese! Amazing jeans.",
"> /s\n\nYou forgot this.",
"I miss this so much :(",
"Not creepy at all with the children.",
"Dude, not the time.",
"Well I don’t particularly like the man either but I hope you learn some manners, or grow up, or whatever needs to happen for you to stop making comments like this. ",
"The whitehouse",
"Problem?",
"-1 for eagles fan ",
"I have now achieved semantic satiation for the word loyal. Loy-al... lo-yal... l-o-y-a-l-i-s-t.. it ain't a real word folks, look at it ",
"Why does ANYTHING pro-Democrat get 50k upvotes immediately?",
"Vote Roy Moore!",
"\"I'll sign it, now scram I got kids to diddle\" ",
"I know some of these ~~words~~ acronyms.",
"Yeah take no notice to a creepy fuck and his predation on women and children. This is not a partisan issue it's an elite issue. Smarten up you sick fuck.",
"I really hope some day you find some manners. Or basic human decency. Either will help you much more than making comments like that. ",
"Vote Roy Moore for senate! ",
"Have you thought about running for some kind of office yourself? This country needs more Leslie Knopes. Even if (especially if?) only in local government.",
"Alex Jones is a globalist operative. Research it out, buddy. ",
"My question is why was this guy just carrying around a printed picture of a meme",
"You can't post this without this:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4",
"It’s actually bodied \n\nLike murdered",
">MMO\n \nMixed Martial Oarts ",
"My apologies man, everyone else in this thread is bringing up Trump and I was in the mindset that that was the subject of the thread but you’re right he wasn’t even originally mentioned! My fault",
"Whoa what? Is there a story here?",
"God I miss these two. They honestly did make America great again. ",
"It's a meme based off something he said. Before he ran for president he said he would date Ivanka if he wasn't her father.",
"Who cares? People come to Reddit to see funny or interesting pics. He posts them. Call the police ",
"Oh yeah but what about this guy..... you guys are getting old with you're whataboutism, can't we agree all predation on children is bad no matter what side of the aisle you're on?",
"This is what I came here looking for. Someone needs Biden to autograph this article. ",
"Yup, If this was said in 2016 I would of asked if he was being sarcastic. But now? It's to well put together to be anything else.",
"Joe Biden is a pedophile. Gross",
"Like who? I feel like the party will either push him or hillary again, and the former would be a terrible move. Its pretty obvious that Sanders is going to run again as well. ",
"Go birds!",
"Basically saying “bye den” to your enemies after you obliterate their existence",
"He shoulda ran ",
"That's Bad Ass!",
"I wonder if he signed your young daughter after he sexually molested her, too.",
"You know in 50 or 60 years this would become some valuable memerabilia. ",
"No, I am.",
"It’s worth the click for the photos alone.",
"Too bad hes a fucking pedophile: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m5F1jvb-fY8",
"Biden saying he is loyal to someone is different from Trump telling someone to be loyal to him. Loyalty is not something to be demanded, it is something to be earned.",
"G",
"Hahaha now you’ve forced me to think of my own retirement. Now I know the bare minimum for whatever place my future kids throw me in lol",
"> jesus you SJW's are getting out of hand\n\nSJWs now pretending to be anti-SJW. Who woulda thought...",
"In the eagles jersey no less ",
"[do not diddle kids](https://i.imgur.com/CyV2ztc.jpg) ",
"What a disgusting person you are.",
"P A T R I O T S",
"Go Pats!!",
"Look at his comment history. Seems like a major troll. ",
"Would that even matter? Republicans elect real pedophiles. What difference is pedophile propoganda *really* going to make?",
"My best friend committed suicide today. I am using this account to collect happy thoughts. It's how I'm gonna cope. I'll probably make a large collage of all the happy thoughts I get over the course of a month or maybe a year. I haven't decided that yet. I'm an emotional wreck right now so please be positive and help me be positive. Pm me happy thoughts:)",
"Gay ",
"Vote Roy Moore! ",
"This is a total lie based off Trump bragging about regular Miss USA pageants. And the lefties pretend he was talking about the teen pageants.\n\nAfter some anti-trumper accused Trump of it, many participants came forward immediately and claimed it was total bullshit.",
"/r/Joeintransition we miss you",
">yeah for fucks sake, in my opinion you are right, but mark my words, some people will of course laugh out loud with regard to my point of view.\n\nhows that?",
"Biden Obama 2020. The bromance goes beyond two terms ",
"Biden's first wife and infant daughter were killed in a car crash when he was 29, right after being elected Senator. His two boys were also hospitalized, and he was sworn in inside their hospital room. He then commuted from Delaware DC every day by train so that he could see his boys every day and not have to make them switch schools.\n\nThen his oldest son died from brain cancer in 2015.\n\nIt's the big reason he gets emotional around girls, he's still pretty openly grieving his first wife and daughter. Dude gets that oldschool Catholic whiteknuckled clench. Heard he's gotten more teary since his son left behind a granddaughter too.",
"GOOD point from my pastor. ",
">Handwriting\n\nGenerous use of that word, there.",
"Welcome to Karma Heaven! ",
"Perhaps later in my life, I may! I am a recent transplant in a new community and have a fixer upper house and growing family to make sure I've got situated before I start fiddlin' around with the general nonsense of the general public. (\"I found a ham sandwich in one of your parks and I demand to know why there wasn't mayonnaise on it!\") ",
"We will all be Leslie Knope on that blessed day",
"Donna Brazil cemented what we already knew. She used her influence with other slimy elite democrats to put democratic voters at a disadvantage. It wasn't a fair primary and that's why she lost the general election. I don't need to argue facts with you, the proof is in the pudding. That's why she COWARDLY cancelled the last debate with Bernie, she knew her goose was cooked and the voters were going to let her know. \n\nBernie has sponsored hundreds of bills that have become law and I'm sure there would be thousands more if our politician's weren't bought by the 1%. Bernie is arguably the most popular politician in the country. Sit down. ",
"One is based on complete bullshit though.\n\nThis is a total lie based off Trump bragging about regular Miss USA pageants. And the people who hate him pretend he was talking about the teen pageants.\n\nAfter some anti-trumper accused Trump of it, many participants came forward immediately and claimed it was total bullshit.\n",
"Jet fuel can't melt dank memes",
"Lol I take it you haven't seen it",
"Have you ever seen the trollies VHS where little colorful plastic bejeweled trolls sing Beach Boys Songs? It's cute. You should watch it. Maybe there's one with Russian subs?",
"IDTS, WYA?",
"Thats not Roy Moore, it's Biden. He'll steal your wife, but pederasty is a GOP pastime.",
"Wait Trump isn't going to do one?",
"Joe Biden is a pederast you thick fucks. ",
"Why is it people constantly pull the whataboutism card when someone accuses a democrat of being a pedophile? ALL PEDOPHILES ARE BAD! It doesn't matter what side they're on they are all horrible, grow up.",
"cuck",
"Man, it's only been a year since we had proper leadership in the country... ",
"translation = as long as the other team has a perv that's attracted to teens, I don't give a rats ass if a member of my team likes to rape babies. Hell, I wouldn't even mind if they were the adrenalized blood drinking types, so long as they're on my team.. 😶 🔫\n\nGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAMMM ",
"On public television and it was an obvious joke. But some people truly seem to believe it.",
"L",
"REMINDER: Joe Biden supported the Iraq War and the Patriot Act. He is not your friend.",
"Sports. Challenge Everything ",
"Speaking as a Bernie Bro, i resent being grouped w/ the alt white.",
"All you need, honestly ",
"Hmmm. Where are his accusers now?",
"Nice throwaway 7 day old account..\n\nEdit: /u/DEUSVULTXIIX lmao, removing your low karma comments now? ",
"They were called both, along with Royalists. It’s in the first paragraph......",
"I don't think you guys know what groping means in this context.",
"He's in the crowd with Podesta, every low level tit knows that.",
"Yep",
"You can't even be original when it comes to being an absolute piece of shit? That's like the easiest thing in the world.",
"Mixed martial oats are high in fiber",
"Plebbits sick fascination with Creepy Uncle Joe speaks volumes about what they really value.",
"OMFG BIDEN CIRCLE JERK",
"Lol I knew it was coming eventually. Pathetic. Its not given circulation in the media since the election is now over, doesn't mean it wasn't still an issue.",
"he knew what he was signing. he found it hilarious. he is my fav politician aside from bernie sanders. Biden reminds me of my gramps. ",
"You have hella free time to dedicate to hobbies though! I suppose there's a bunch of hobbies that arent really doable anymore at that age.",
"Lol. Way to prove me right, and you valueless trash. Stay classy.",
"Did he grab you and say naughty things in your ear ? ",
">God Emperor Trump, I hope it was sarcasm...\n\nFTFY",
"It’s MeeeMeee!",
"^^\n",
"How? Biden has whispered in little girls ears. Trump has literally sexual assaulted women. He's made sexually aggressive remarks about underage girls. How stupid are you that you think what Biden has done is worse? \n\n*Trump has literally called a convicted pedophile \"a stand up guy \" and they are friends! . Even if Biden is a total creep, so is Trump! Why is that so hard to see!? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! ",
"Artist was hungry, needed more submissions.\n\nOr maybe just tryna slow it down for the Ancient Ones to firmly grasp it.",
"Lol random also epic style roast",
"Trump settled a case brought by a girl who alleged she was 14 when he sexually assualted her. \n\nWhich lawsuits and/or criminal charges have been brought against Biden again?\n\nOh wait, that's right there are none.\n\nAnd I don't have time to trot out all the weird crap going on between himself and Ivanka, who he obviously wants to fuck.\n",
"really, 5 bitcoins?",
"^^\n🤖🤖",
"Like.. Be specific. I would be ok with adults that know my children to be platonically intimate & loving at times. What do you mean groping?",
"You seriously need to reevaluate what you hold as the truth, holy shit. ",
"Hmmmmmm. No answer. \n\nWapo published the allegation immediately after it became impossible for Roy Moore to be replaced by another candidate. \n\nAnd now they are nowhere to be found.",
"This guy",
"Well then I wish you the best in your possible future political campaign as well as wishing you the best in your current relocation :)",
"Loyalty loyalty loyalty",
"Lower taxes count as shitting? Feels good man.",
"You can most definitely demand loyalty lol. ",
"Keanu knows that there is no PR team. Only then did he realize that he is the PR team. It is not the good news which bends to create your image, but it is you who bends to create the good news.\n\n",
"LOL spicy",
"Man this is literally the best caption for a Biden/Obama picture ever. Their facial expressions fit perfectly.",
"It's a pastime of both parties.",
">He acts a little weird and touchy in an innocent fatherly way\n\nSome of the touches were in this category. I even commented on this after watching the video that I was provided. Some of them are not necessarily in that vein. Does it mean he's a pedo? No. Does it look a little creepy? yes. Especially given the current climate.\n\n>The cleanest, most genuine democrat is not safe from the most heinous and falsely represented allegations.\n\nI'm a little careful to use that kind of logic. I say that because look at Bill Cosby? he was an icon for people, and his outward appearance to most people was very wholesome. There's still people who refuse to believe that he did terrible things. In the same way here, Some of Biden's touching was easily excused in a \"fatherly sort of way\". However, some of it was certainly a bit inappropriate. Maybe he hasn't done anything at all. Maybe he has a crazy dungeon in his basement. We don't know. \n\nHarvey Weinstein participated in the womens march. He made a face of championing womens rights. How did he turn out?\n\nBe careful of latching on to someone's public persona and using that to judge who they really are. \n\nNow again, I don't know enough about Biden to say whether he is or is not. What I can say after watching the clip is that he certainly has some awkward ways of interacting with young girls.",
"Now imagine trumps fat ass running. Better tow a grease trap behind him.",
"Grabbing infants crotches while posing a smile is cool",
"This is the best one. ",
"Just because it's not on the news every day doesn't mean they don't still stand by the claims. Are you saying all 8 of the allegations were fabricated? ",
"E",
"Ur gay. ",
"Can't upvote enough",
"Biden confirmed wavy ",
"It’s different because we hate one guy and love the other one!",
"Omg thank you. I was alive and young in 2006 and I didn’t know half of these. ",
"But Trump can be on film saying “just grab women by the pussies” ?\n\nSomehow that didn’t affect his election.",
"> But keep trying to deflect the attention to Trump by the way.\n\nHe's the one that brought up Trump, dipshit. ",
"Because he has pederast skeletons that's why.",
"While they were Christmas shopping too.",
"I remember when pictures that commonly had funny captions overlaid on them were called macros. I remember when macros were called macros. ",
"I bet Trump supporters would be cumming their pants if it were Trump who ordered a drone strike like that. “*My* President actually gets things DONE!” ",
"Hopefully gen z will rectify our stupidity.",
"That is extremely cringe.",
"Like the behaviour creepy joe is displaying in this video, I doubt he knows all these children platonically.\nhttps://youtu.be/DwXweiRjckI",
"\"Always be loyal\"\n\nTommy Wiseau",
"In the political blackmail underground kids are prostitutes ",
"Ah, the days of \"cat macros.\"\n\nThe more things change, the more they stay the same.",
"> freshmen getting off the school bus.\n\nWhatever floats your boat I guess, but the current high school generation does some weird stuff",
"Cause he kinda is lol",
"How do you pronounce \"Meme\" again?",
"Oh yes cause everyone who has a problem with bidens behaviour is a huge trump supporter, this is the whataboutism I'm talking about.",
"I don't know if I agree with that.\n\nI do think that CNN and WaPo are not terribly credible either, but to say Fox News is more credible is a bit of a stretch.",
"Calm down you little manlet. You're pissing your panties all over this thread. ",
"Just waiting for someone to say \"LE BOTH SIDES!1!!\"\n\nBut seriously, people seem to have selective memory when it comes to their own party's faults. Anthony Weiner was certainly not a Republican.",
"What's the difference?",
"Definitely. Just the phrase I recalled.",
"After he lost, all the accusers just went away. \n#HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.",
"I don't think you know what that word means",
"You're an idiot. They didn't go away. The media just stopped reporting on it. Big difference.",
"Lmao alt white",
"Biden's never been accused of any sexual impropriety except by people with a political axe to grind, so stfu.",
"It’ll never cease to amaze me how Americans are willing to overlook major problems with their representatives (like the rep being a sex pest) just because they’re on the same “political team”.",
"Bernie > Biden",
"Yes. Both sides are filled with greedy, war mongering pedophiles.",
"Go Eagles!",
"Oooo you've hurt my feelings, lol stop projecting. Perhaps you are just a pedo too and you'd just love to get together with Biden and cruise the kindergartens. ",
"An idiot, since pede is not spelled pedo",
"> Biden has whispered in little girls ears.\n\nAnd smelled their hair, and kissed their heads, and held them by the arms.\n\n>*Trump has literally called a convicted pedophile \"a stand up guy \"\n\nWho is a convicted pedophile that he called a stand up guy?\n\n>How stupid are you that you think what Biden has done is worse? \n\nIf Biden has done this *in public* so brazenly and without shame, imagine what he does in private.\n\n>Even if Biden is a total creep, so is Trump!\n\nSo why are you defending Biden by turning to Trump? Two wrongs don't make a right, right?",
"Reddit also allows bots for certain subs on bias basis. Not rocket science and old news.",
"\"ye\" is much more used than \"yh\", and \"rite\" used over \"->\" (in fact I've never seen the latter used, it's much harder to type than even the full word). Also I have never seen anyone use mmw, and pov is rarely used. Other than those though, everything else pretty on point lol.",
"I will be stealing that.",
"Perhaps you are alt right manlet who needs to worship in a cult of personality to feel relevant. ",
"Ooooooooh, you’ve got some kinda nerve posting evidence of Uncle Joe being a creep....",
"For propaganda you tool. Soros is notorious for micro influencer level or brigading in U.S. society.",
"This was signed after the presidency. No re-election politics, just stating a fact. ",
"It's existed for a long time ",
"I member 2016 too, it was only a decade ago...",
"S",
"I surprisingly knew more of them than I thought",
"To be fair he's talking about grown women, not little girls at a Biden photo op",
"Because his name is in serious consideration for being the democrat nominee in 2020.\n\n\nNot to mention these old politicians never truly \"retire\".",
"I am accusing him of sexual impropriety based on his behaviour based on videos of him groping children and I have no political axe to grind I have a problem with pedos in power and if you don't then I suggest you stfu.",
"Naw liberals can't meme their way out of an election loss to a reality TV star. But they sure can shit up a Reddit thread.",
"If only Joe would have known this guy was an Eagles fan.",
"Keep your eyes closed then. Don’t look at any of the vid links posted here about your kindly Uncle Joe. But he is definitely a creep. ",
"Joe Biden is doing a speaking tour right now for his new book. I saw him a few nights before the fellah in the picture and Joe told our audience “yes, all the memes are true”",
"No heroin and heroine are the literal same thing.",
"I believe you. I'm adding you to my list of gods I've met online ",
"Probably did know",
"Up... Now it's 2.",
"He said he couldn't attend last year's, and then instead he held a hastily scheduled rally for himself in Florida that same night. So yeah, it's unlikely he'll ever attend one while President (he attended one of Barrack's, quite a few years back, and Barrack called him out in the audience and made jokes at Trump's expense).",
"r/wholesomepolitics",
"It's almost like the accusers dropped everything and crawled back in to their shells. What else to do after a successful politcal hitjob....\n\n#HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.\n\n",
"Username checks out for bias",
"Oh so anything you don’t like is all bots? I guess based off of that logic T_D are all bots and you probably don’t exist? You have to understand that other people have different preferences than you, that doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Biden memes have been wildly popular ever since his and Obama’s term ended, just because you don’t think they’re funny doesn’t mean others hate them too. Hell, you’re commenting on a post about Biden memes..",
"\"Boo hoo everyone who disagrees with me it alt right!\"-IrishDon. Again with the projection, perhaps you shouldn't focus on your height so much and you may actually have success in life, I doubt it though.",
"Did they mention how he gropes and smells prepubescent girls?",
"#CreepyUncleJoe meme will always ring true. ",
"Why does this get worse the further I go. His wife died in a car crash. His 1 year old child died in it too...he was sworn in at his sons hospital bed. And now Christmas shopping so this happened right before Christmas...I didn't care for Obama or Biden stop making me feel ",
"It's almost like they didn't drop the claims and the media just stopped reporting on it since the election was over. I wouldn't expect someone from the_donald to understand something so simple.",
"HOLY SHIT THERE IS STILL TRUTH IN MEDIA",
"Yeah, my FIL stays up to all hours of the night gaming. He has a guild, too, and he does some grouping, but not raiding because he can't get the hang of using the mic while playing. But he's happy as a clam. He also started playing when we moved him in with us after his wife died. He was majorly depressed, and was just sitting in the house all day staring at the TV. My husband spent some time teaching him how to play, and that was all it took!",
"Biden is a pedophile. Cspan has all the evidence ",
"The fuck is this",
"Except for the five teen contestants that confirmed it. The \"total lie\" is coming from you.",
"Posted 1 minute ago + edit.\n\n\n🤔🤔🤔",
"Yeah I felt really bad as soon as I sent it ",
"And one of the accuses refused to let an independent third party examine the yearbook after they found out about the partial forgery.\n\n#HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.",
"You have a clear path and direction, you can navigate this churning mess of anonymous internet, are family/community orientated - I think you would do well politically if you can project a hard edge and a poker face",
"Republican propaganda: “OBAMA'S THIRD TERM! ALSO, EVERYTHING OBAMA EVER DID WAS HORRIBLE AND INVOLVED KICKING PUPPIES!”",
"Its a great way for some to get back into interacting with people and forming friendships. I hope I get to live to be old enough to try it.",
"Why can I so perfectly see Biden listening to Cinderella?",
"Because he’s a pedophile and cspan has the evidence ",
"You shouldn’t be proud of these criminals ",
"Tweets aren’t memes....",
"Let’s start the Pro-Biden meme wars. He’s old as shit but he’d probably win in four years. ",
"The lowbrows who voted for Trump don't mind such crude behavior, but they won't vote for Biden because “something something Obama something something liberal tears”. The liberals who would vote for Biden, on the other hand, will be put off by propaganda painting Biden as a pedophile. Result: liberals stay home, and we get yet another Republican scumbag for president.\n\nIsn't American politics grand?",
"Can Obama become his Vice President? Is that legal?",
"I always thought the memes were funny, but this makes me smile to see Biden has a good sense of humor about this. ",
"I agree, people are brainwashed. ",
"I thought joe was only into 8-12 year olds. ",
"It was love at first sight then, probably got real weird after that.",
"[Thanks Obama.](https://i.imgur.com/7sOrEcp.gifv)",
"One of them currently has a libel suite against Moore. Another one had her house burned down. Not sure about the others.",
"Nope. These are made up accusations. And many others came forward and said that the accusations are bullshit.\n\n**All it takes is a little bit of critical thinking.** The teens usually have their moms, guardians in the dressing rooms and security guards outside the dressing rooms. And you think Trump just walked in with no one complaining until a month before the election? This would've been a major scandal on news at the time or atleast an open secret if Trump really had done that.",
"Does everyone forget that he's a walking gaffe...",
"By partial forgery, didn't she just add a date? And the other seven allegations? And him being kicked off the Alabama Supreme Court twice? You guys will go to any lengths to defend this pedophile.",
"Calm down manlet ",
"Goodbye",
"23rd century historians will gaze at this through a glass case in the Royal Gallery of Memes. ",
"An independent third party did examine the yearbook, just not one that was chosen by your guy.",
"You don't have to care for someone to feel for them. For the most part, personal and political lives are entirely separate. There are plenty of politicians I don't like who could be legitimately good people in their personal lives.",
"If it's about his time as governor, just as this picture is about Biden's time as vice president, then I should hope so.",
"awwwww :')",
"So who examined it?",
"Slump be bye my dudes",
"Epstein. \n\nAnd I'm not saying Biden is a pedo, I'm saying Trump has done way worse, but you only see party affiliation. ",
"I never really saw much about Biden so I just lumped him with Obama and didn't think much about it so this has given me a different view on him ",
"Remindme! 1 month",
"Was it just the date that was added? Check again.\n\nThere is visual evidence of Biden being a pedo and no evidence of Roy Moore being a pedo.",
"Goddamn it of course it's a u/gallowboob post ",
"Do you think that video is CGI or something?",
">So you're objectively supporting the terrorists now? \n\nBy opposing a president who murders citizens and their children?",
"Lol good one dude, you're hilarious and original.",
"LOL, you're repeating that long-debunked lie. The piss tape lie will bring down your party, idiot. ",
"How did that happen? Beau was an attorney, how did his death make the need to Joe's swearing to be so sudden? Why couldn't they have waited until Joe was at least out of the room?",
"Yes actually I'm fairly certain that's all that was added. And I've seen those videos and that's not proof of pedophilia by Biden. You're telling me you'll call that pedophilia but defend the rather horrible allegations against Moore? You don't care about the pedophilia, you're just being a partisan hack. Fucking disgraceful man, listen to what you're saying.",
"Literally the most Biden-Bidenism ever.",
"\"Still good friends. Always be loyal!\" \nI like comments like that on signatures. ",
"Tbh, the fact that kiddy diddler Roy Moore got any votes in Alabama is still nothing short of disgusting",
"See the difference is democrats don't have the magic R, which twists reality any way you see fit if it's behind your name.",
"My party? My super bowl party? I’m not having a super bowl party ",
"30 year old allegations right before an election (how strange) vs Biden being a pedo on camera.",
"All it takes is a little critical thinking. Trump runs the place, he can \"sort of get away with things like that.\" - Trump's words.\n\nAlso, people don't report shit for fear of repercussions. How did Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, etc. all get away with things for years? They should have been major scandals at the time!",
"I had a lot of issues with Obama and Biden's politics, but God damn it, there is no other pair of politicians that I would love to sit down and have a beer with. If he were to run in 2020 I would probably vote for him just because he's an actual person and not a political robot.",
"Friendly reminder that between Donald Trump and Joe Biden, only one has been accused of sexually assaulting women. And it ain't Joe Biden..",
"Shush you little Trump bitch",
"Can I be Duke Silver? ",
"That's cause Uncle Joe likes em young!",
"Gotta love creepy Joe Biden. It’s starting to feel like Reddit is being terraformed for his 2020 run for election. I bet I’m right. ",
"But can the bot differentiate that if no timeframe is given in the title?",
"The Democratic Party. The one that tried to undermine democracy in one last, ironic fit of post-modernist hypocrisy.",
"byee\n\nmiss american pie",
"Great sense of humor ",
"yeah, he’s *soooo* creepy. Why can’t he be like trump who fantasizes about having sexual intercourse with his daughter?",
"Conservatives bashing accused pedophiles. Who woulda thought...",
"Yep. Funny how that works ",
"When it's for the other team\n",
"Isn’t that a bonus for you people? Kek",
"Here's an interview where he talks about it. Tbh I cried a little bit. \n[Part 1](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x36cdct)\nSource is daily motion because the video was pulled from YouTube. \n\n[Part 2](https://youtu.be/XwmMPytjrK4) is still on the late night channel.",
"Asking what was problematic about Obama on a popular subreddit is a risky move.",
"> How did Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, etc. all get away with things for years? \n\nAnd those were major open secrets. Notice how I said \"This would've been a major scandal on news at the time or atleast an open secret\".\n\nIf you think parents and employees are ok with Trump walking in on their kids you are delusional af.\n\nBut keep pretending Trump was taking about teen pageants instead of standard adult pageants. \n\n**Btw notice how this story didn't take off?** Even left-wing journalists who are familiar with how these events work debunked this story at the time. Only idiots still cling on to this story.",
"I’m a registered Republican you ignoramus ",
"Does he just carry that one specific screenprint around to show people & ran into Biden out of pure luck, or does he carry a briefcase of screenprint memes? \n\nBecause I refuse to believe that he doesn't after seeing this.",
"You may want to check your shit",
"Fuck you, take my upvote.",
"Since when does the trash from the Donald care about pedophile accusations??? ",
"Arthur T. Anthony. He's an accredited handwriting expert who has been contracted out by the FBI on multiple occasions in the past.",
"Can anyone tell me what Biden wrote? I can’t tell.",
"Here's an interview where he talks about it losing his family. Tbh I cried a little bit. \n[Part 1](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x36cdct)\nSource is daily motion because the video was pulled from YouTube. \n\n[Part 2](https://youtu.be/XwmMPytjrK4) is still on the late night channel.",
"Hmmm well I’ve seen videos of him commenting on how beautiful he thinks his daughter is. Sure pales in comparison to all of the videos of Biden creepily kissing little girls even when it was clear they were super uncomfortable. He’s a creepy weirdo.",
"Still good friends, always be loyal",
"It normally means back the fuck off, but what it means here I couldn't tell you.",
"You can, but when it’s from someone in an independent branch of the government, some will view it as obstruction of an investigation into your activities.",
"Did he touch you in private places afterwards?\n\n",
"I always thought it was Baited",
"You mean during a nation wide movement of people coming out with sexual assault allegations. Do you really not understand the whole fucking point of the movement?",
"I miss Biden memes",
">liberal daughters\n\nummm anita hill anyone\n\nLets be real, the Berniecrats will turn on anyone for any stupid reason and Anita Hill is not a stupid reason. ",
"The Obama administration's attitudes toward whistleblowers. The bailouts and general reluctance for heave handed regulatory reform post 2008 (although...I can sort of understand why). The monitoring of citizens, which is why Snowden will never step foot in his country again. \n\nWhen Manning was pardoned I was genuinely shocked. ",
"I may not be from your country. However I support any decision for someone to get into to local politics. It may not seen like much however these positions filter up slowly but surely and change how everyday life runs for the average joe.\n\nEven if Biden doesn’t run. Why not still get involved?\n\n",
"Ha. It's funny because Bush was actually reading a kid's book. ",
"wow I sure miss not having a fat piece of shit for a president*\n\n\n*trump aint my president tho",
"What clown is out here gilding Gallowboob. ",
"Legendary.",
"Too bad he's a pedophile\n\nEdit: I guess the down voters are OK with how close he gets to children.. Making them uncomfortable and infront their parents",
"Why do Americans always associate the opposing political side with scum who they cannot respect as human beings? \n\nIt shows how unstable the political atmosphere is in America where you legitimately hate and do not care for another person simply because they do not hold the same political ideology as you do.",
"Wow you’re gullible.",
"I should start keeping a Biden meme in my wallet because I live really close to him and people I know see him kind of frequently ",
"Oooo so snarky, perhaps your height is also affecting your testosterone levels. You should probably go have those checked out, you don't want to be short and have breasts that would really screw your chances with the ladies.",
"**Ahem** DickRyyyddaaa",
"And then we found out it's the left-wing virtue-signalling lunatics in the Hollywood are the ones who have been actually engaging in pedophilia and abusing women.",
"Also, when/how was “GoldenGate” debunked?",
"wikiHow's mission is to help people learn, and we really hope this article helped you.",
"Ok, people seem to be misunderstanding me. I didn't mean I would turn into Leslie Knope the politician, I meant Leslie Knope the woman with the biggest crush on Joe Biden. Politics isn't my passion but I would support Biden like a fangirl.",
"It doesn't matter in this case. This post is about a US politician in his role as a US politician, so it was categorized quite well.",
"Nice conter-argument.",
"This guy is our hero ",
"I'm no mathematician, but I believe that would be Meeem.",
"What does sworn in mean? ",
"Just one kid. His wife and daughter were killed, his two sons survived. ",
"Lol ol' qwerty bastard.",
"Having trash like you talk about “critical thinking” doesn’t really require counter arguments. :-)",
"I absolutely would have voted for him in the primary and general if he had run last year, but he's going to be turning 78 a couple weeks after Election Day 2020. That means he'd be 82 at the end of his term. That's just way too old for my comfort.",
"Joe Biden is a creepy pedophile. Why does reddit seem to idolize him?",
"Except no, he's just a person without any personal bubble. You can find plenty of photos of him doing the same thing, being to \"touchy\" with men as well. \n\nWhat bullshit. ",
"Who is \"you people\"?",
"Well when my son is born in a few weeks I'm sure I'll develop the hard edge and burn-your-soul glare every good mother has. You're all very encouraging but really, politics is nowhere near my priority list right yet, but I'll remember you all if it happens. ",
"Shush you little Trump bitch",
"Thanks for the correction. ",
"Said the moron who has no ability to think critically. Keep attacking me instead of the valid arguments I made.",
"I'll believe that when Roy Moore loses by more than a hair. ",
"The thing I definitely miss about the Obama administration is the memes ",
"Edit: this happened when Joe was 29 and his wife was killed. Beau almost died and this was when he was in the hospital and wanted to stay with his child.",
"this but ironically",
"Wha?",
"Lack of a personal bubble may be odd but it's no crime. Plenty of examples of him being touchy with grown men, Obama is a clear example. ",
"It's one thing for him to say that about women and another to see Biden's creepy behavior around little girls. You're right though, that soundbite of Trump saying that didn't hurt his campaign at all ",
"Creepy Uncle Joe can grab whoever he wants, libtards will filter it out of their reality bubble.",
"RIGHT? I read the URL as \"Shirtless Biden Washes Trans-Man in White House Driveway\" and couldn't figure out what the hell the joke was supposed to be.",
">Why do **a shitload of** Americans always associate the opposing political side with scum who they cannot respect as human beings?\n\nFTFY. Honestly, it isn't all of us.",
">Neoliberalism has destroyed the middle class in the United States.\n\nwhat a joke.\n\n",
"And how do we know it wasn't an open secret? The public at large didn't know about Weinstein until a few months ago, could be the same thing here.\n\nEmployees were OK with it - like Trump says, since he runs the show he can get away with little things like that. Parents - don't know, they might not have been there, maybe they didn't want to spoil their children's chance in the spotlight by offending one ogling old man.\n\nBy the way, this hasn't been debunked by anyone, its only been conjecture similar to yours.\n\n",
"Damn you ought to write these insults down cause you are hitting them out of the ballpark, which is surprising for someone with your height and testosterone levels cause sports are usually for strong men not manlets like yourself.",
"Only if he somehow manages to wrangle Obama as his VP.",
"Lemme guess- \"shush you little trump bitch\"- original insult by IrishDon",
"Especially the ones where he's inappropriately touching young children",
"In college football it's \"beat the fuck outta\" or BTHO for the more family friendly version.",
"Who are these \"many participants\"? Any names?",
"While others get life served on a silver platter and they turn out to be orange pieces of shit. ",
"I agree! George W. Bush comes to mind. I believe he is a compassionate, kind person, but was woefully unqualified to be president.",
"No problem. Mistakes happen. ",
"Yeah, even if it is an onion article they should make it more clear or perhaps they should make more articles like it",
"Here's a tip, keep your comebacks short. You little Trump bitch boy. ",
"Come on, the vice president has always been a golden source of humor.\n\nAnyone old enough to remember Dan Quayle knows this to be true. ",
">one video\n\nholy shit are you serious?",
"\"You took my bootstraps\"\n\n\"They're mine now, get your own.\"",
"Sure but towards the millenials hitting their 60s surely medicine is going to be a lot farther along. ",
"Doesn't excuse that jersey you're wearing. ",
"Why is reading too hard for you? Short and stupid sounds like a typical low testosterone, low height individual.",
"Go eagles!!",
"the Obama-Biden administration failed to prosecute bankers for their (shared) role in the 2008 meltdown. and worse, Goldman Sachs continued to run the treasury, basically.",
"Manlet ",
"Haha you're actually citing YouTube as a source",
"It isn’t a meme.\n\nA meme is an intentionally emulated behavior. On the Internet, that can sometimes refer to the act of communicating via image macros with previously established background contexts, but comic strips, Twitter screenshots, and other such content are not memes.\n\nThey do get frequently referred to as memes, of course, but that’s like referring to anything with wheels as “a drive.”",
"\"image.png\" this dude just printed it out online on basic printer paper and it wasnt even his meme. ",
"Actually life expectancy has started to decrease for the first time in the modern era due to the medical sequelae of obesity.\n\nLol Im on a roll tonight as the stats-based debbie downer. ",
"Lol the delusion. Weinstein's behavior has been known for a long time among top circles and even people like Seth McFarland has made fun of the rumors.\n\nhttp://www.wbur.org/artery/2017/10/13/weinstein-sexual-misdeeds-open-secret\n\nAnd no. The people who are familiar with these events say the claims are bullshit and contestants come forward to say the claims are bullshit. But continue to keep your head buried in the sand.",
"Because posing for a photograph is the same thing as groping",
"Bidens a creep",
"This is only upvoted by Reddit because it's a Democrat. Get Trump to sign something and it's downvoted to Oblivion.",
"If you can't see the difference between the two you are honestly pathetic",
"Irish",
"You people are insane. Cupping a little girls breast is fucked up. Apparently it is ok to the left and biden bros.",
"People's affection for this child sniffing creep is totally beyond me.",
"When someone is elected for a political position they have a swearing in ceremony where the newly elected official makes an oath that he'll follow the Constitution.",
"Biden is a pedoohile",
"\"Kind people are kind because they know firsthand that life isn't\"",
"There short and simple like yourself.",
"Brand new trump troll account doesn't understand hypocrisy and has to resort to insults to protect daddy trump: News at 11.",
"Does that mean he had to leave his sons bed? Could he not postphone it? ",
"See even you got downvoted to obvlivion and you weren't even being aggressive in how you said it. Reddit parades these people.",
"I never said I hated him because I didn't agree with his views. I just said I didn't like him and now that I see some of the stuff he's gone through I can respect how hard that must have been for him to go through so I like him a little more now. I never said hate and if I did I was being overdramatic.",
"Not Biden memes in particular, but last year on Reddit has specifically proven that random ass small anti-Trump subs can rocket to the front in 10 minutes for absolutely no reason other than bots that are not banned. T_D conversely never makes it to the front anymore literally because they are shadowbanned from the front page.",
"someone is cutting onions again, dammit!",
"There are plenty of politicians, Republicans and Democrats, who are *nice* in their personal lives. Being nice doesn't make you a good person. Being a douche doesn't make you a bad person.\n\nThings like adopting a policy of torture, stripping healthcare from millions, or trying to obstruct justice don't make you a good person.",
"Wow tons of Russian bots upvoted this shit",
"11 women.\n\nBut here are quotes:\n\n>“There were so many chaperones I can’t even fathom” him doing so, said Jessica Granata, the former Miss Massachusetts Teen USA. “It was very secure.”\n\n>Allison Bowman, former Miss Wisconsin Teen USA, cast doubt on whether it happened. “These were teenage girls,” Bowman said. “If anything inappropriate had gone on, the gossip would have flown.”\n\n>“There was way too much security,” said Crystal Hughes, the former Miss Maine Teen USA. “If that was something he did, then everybody would have noticed.”\n\n> Hughes said contestants who say Trump entered their dressing room are, “…probably lying because they are voting for Hillary Clinton.”",
"you're right. he should be latching on to other people's daughters at every opportunity, smelling them while creepily telling them \"no serious guys till you're 30\" then trying to kiss them as they try to wriggle out of his grip. ",
"He doesn't have anything else to do. Likely a socially awkward incel with no desire to improve himself or his situation, that doesn't do well outside of his bedroom. Miserable individual, so enjoys thinking he is making others miserable, even though they're really just left shaking their head at him.\n\nThat's the sad truth.",
"They elect pedophiles, but they're republician pedos. Look at Pizza gate for the amount of evidence needed for democratic candidates ",
"memesplaining bitch",
"I'm sure he could have under the circumstances but him not asking them to postpone it just showed how important that position was to him. It was that important that he couldn't wait. He gets some major brownie points for doing that imo",
"Pov is rarely used? You don't watch much porn then?",
"I mean, there's been lawsuits and sexual allegations against Trump for years, people in his top circles seem to know of his miseeds as well. Sounds like an open secret situation to me!\n\nWho are these \"people who are familiar with these events\"? Any names? At least two of the accusers have made their claims publicly, only three were anonymous.",
"He smells children.",
"Brand new trump troll account doesn't understand hypocrisy and has to resort to insults to protect daddy trump: News at 11.",
"Even the ones where he's molesting children?",
"Thank god! Thanks for all the jobs, they ain't coming back by the way. ",
"He’s actually the one making all the obiden memes. I can just picture him sitting in a dark little corner with photoshop, giggling away",
"Oh I know about it, except the word random was thrown in there like he just walks down the street and does it.",
"He signed that in the future. Intense...",
"Sure, but obesity isn't on the rise because of the millenials. At least not yet (I realize fat accumulates on most of us over time due to less physical activity.)\n\nhttps://stateofobesity.org/obesity-by-age/\n\nI think a lot of the dangers of fast food/poor diet will be picked up on by Gen Z a lot of the way that smoking is less ubiquitous as well. If you grow up being told how dangerous this stuff really is, you're less susceptible to it. \n",
"I’m just imagining seeing memes and such like this on some future version of Antique Roadshow.",
"I will defend people for being good people until proven otherwise. Once I believe there is enough evidence to doubt them then I will no longer support them. However, I’m not going to be careful about supporting someone who appears like a good person just because there is a chance they are not. If that is the case then how do I justify supporting anyone at all?\n\n",
"Man you really love your head buried in the sand don't you? I linked to an article about Wienstein situation being an open secret, you dismiss it.\n\nThere is no evidence of Trump walking in to teen's dressing room or it being an open secret, you still dismiss that as well.\n\nThere is no point in continuing this conversation.",
"TIL that Biden was once a doctor.",
"Apparently grabbing women's vaginas, kissing them without asking, walking in on pageant contestants changing, having two dozen women accuse you of sexual assault and fucking a pornstar weeks after your third wife gives birth to your fifth child is perfectly fine to you then, huh?\n\nShall I go on or do you get the point yet? I don't deny Biden's been a creep but you don't have much room to talk.",
"it's more than pictures, dude. \nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT50s0aCI8o\n\n",
"Joe Biden memes were at their height way before trump was even a candidate.",
"The jokes do grow out of some mild awkwardness about him. A lot of times he's just too sincere, like when he pretty much single-handedly changed the Obama administration's same-sex marriage policy after a public interview.\n\n[Other times, though...](http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/completelist/0,29569,1895156,00.html)\n\nI will say it's pretty weird looking back on what was considered a controversy during Obama's term. ",
"....the way Trump said it wasn’t much different.",
"Lol you are making the assumption that I live in America?!? It called the worldwide web for a reason Mr. Smartypants.",
"Hmm no. But you know who was a pedophile? Roy Moore. And guess who you Republicans tried to vote into Alabama lmfao projecting yet again I see",
"Did that seriously seem like a good argument when you posted it?",
"Oh sorry. Lemme fix it.\n\nTrumpsters: TRUMP AND MOORE ALLEGATIONS ARE UNPROVEN AND THEIR ACCUSERS ARE ATTENTION WHORE LIARS\n\nAlso Trumpsters: Here's a ~~picture~~ video of Biden rubbing someone's shoulder he's a child rapist all liberals are pedos!\n\n\nThanks for proving my point. :)\n",
"Aww cute.",
">Dungeoneering\n\nthe hell is that shit",
"lmao he's become self aware",
"Yep. And in a debate will probably have some dressed up like car crash victims in the front row. ",
"True. I hate Mccain, Flake, Romney, Rhyyan, etc etc just as much if not more than Pelosi, Schumer, and Gutierrez. At least the libs are open about thier sedition, where the reps are behind the scenes types seditionist. Either way commit treason or sedition you should hang. \n\nBiden I don't personally hate. I think he was a good old boy who got picked for reasons that he was white and nobody trusted him enough to be president as an insurance policy for Obama. To me Biden was just in over his head and couldn't get out. Now things may prove to be otherwise but I really don't think Biden is guilty of anything other than being the vice president of the United States of America",
"I *am* the senate.",
"Ooh, kinky.",
"Holy shit.",
"This was the most unfunny and forced meme I ever saw on Reddit. It was so artificial. ",
"Ooooh ok, that makes sense.",
"We all do",
"Auto pen ftw",
"Lol, talk about projection. There are plenty of substantial allegations of sexual misconduct and pedophilia from Republicans all the way up to Trump (Trump might not be guilty of being a pedophile although he did purposely walk in on underage girls dressing rooms at his beauty pageants. There is certainly no question he has a habit of sexual assault as he's admitted it himself) I did a quick google search and could not find one example of any kind of evidence or accusation that Biden is a pedophile, except for crazy right wingers spouting off on message boards just to entertain themselves. I don't even like Biden but it's pretty obvious that people who make these sort of claims are ignoring the reality that the people who screaming the loudest about alleged misconduct (GOP) are the ones who are guilty of it and are simply trying to take the focus away from their party by blaming the other side. ",
"you could visit them in prison next year",
"If I ignore or block a user can it block their submissions as well? Fuck this gallowboob paid account toolS",
"His second wife is still alive. He lost his first wife & a daughter in a car crash. ",
"I feel the exact same except towards Obama. I would drink a beer with him. ",
"Hahahaha you should see how he gropes 8 year old girls!! Hahaha",
"Sorry, I can't visit them in your delusions.\n\n",
">one video\n\ndozens of videos. A pattern of creepiness. Listen, you can't face the evidence against Creepy Joe without understanding that he really just can't help himself.",
"> It's in the game.",
"Being capable of empathy is a good thing.",
"The OP of the photo posted this on imgur send Reddit. Nice to see others taking the fake points",
"Yeah. Biden the meme is hilarious, but Joe Biden the man is just... incredible. A figure of sterling personal character, and a consummate politician. It's hard to blame him to choose to be with his family, after the arduous two terms of constant GOP obstructionism that was Obama's presidency, but if he had decided to run...\n\nHe would have DESTROYED Trump. It wouldn't have even been CLOSE. Just watch his performance in the VP debates in 2012. He looks like a shark.",
"Which is why I said \"good person in their personal life\". I made the distinction in a less well-worded way than you did.",
"Nice job changing the subject. Also, you do realize that has nothing to do with them being left wing, right? That's a cultural problem, hence why the movement is so important. Has nothing to do with left wing ideology. But yes keep trying to paint everyone on the left as monsters, by all means.",
"Loyalist? Is he a fuckin’ redcoat sympathizer!?!",
"Don't mind the downvotes, they aren't natural.",
"So much win. Will never get tired of that winning...",
"You da real MVP.",
"The child sniffer would get destroyed.\n\nI hope they run him lol.",
"You've made no valid arguments.",
"I actually really like W. as a person. He seems super awesome post-presidency, and I think he and Obama have a real friendship.\n\nTerrible president, but I think generally a pretty OK dude. ",
"Well it's a word that means a group that is loyal to one side in a conflict. The context of the conflict obviously mattets. But the word it self does not imply bad.",
"Classic Joe \"Creepy\" Biden",
"Not really, each popular sub has its own culture. Some of them are definitely liberal-biased, but (at least used to back when I started) the /r/news and /r/worldnews were both defaults and both conservative-biased.",
"Its all u/Lots42",
"I'm gonna need a source on the contestants saying those are lies. Smells like you pulled that out of your ass because it fits your narrative.",
"His speech to Gold Star families is still the best thing I have ever heard. ",
"https://youtu.be/KQ-YjGmpO4Q\n\ndisgusting old creep.\n\nif anyone did this to my kids I'd call the cops.\n\nimpeccable libtard heroes won't stay above the law much longer, the memo is just the beginning.\n\nI predict the delusion and unconditional worshipping of the left's cult leaders, propagated by fake news media will collapse in less than two years.",
"It's amazing that my generation of Liberals hated Biden for his part in the Waco massacre... now, Liberals have lost their minds.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7v8lml/this_guy_got_biden_to_sign_his_meme/dtqsck8/?context=3\n",
"SHits gay",
"It’s also when he decided to commute to DC every day. ",
"Nope, false equivalency, but groping children is certainly groping.",
"He said it in 2002, before his crimes were known.\n\nTrump's been *accused* of doing way worse. I think, if there's sufficient cause, Trump should stand trial and defend himself. But until he's convicted like Epstein and Weiner, or admits it like Lauer and Weinstein, he's innocent.\n\nI'm not the one seeing only party affiliation. I'm being downvoted for saying kissing children, smelling their hair, and gripping their arms is creepy and wrong. What Trump said is wrong, I don't disagree with you.\n\nWhy don't you condemn Biden, who is actually on video and in pictures doing these disgusting acts, rather than accusations with no physical evidence? ",
"Did Biden smell and grope your child afterwards?",
"He misses his wife so he turns to Obama ",
"Changing the subject? The #metoo movement exposed the left-wing Hollywood retards who claim they are feminists who cherish women.",
"Now kiss!!",
"I'm sure he does. Like \"W\" he just a laugher. ",
"We are all pastors on this blessed day.",
"Haha, ok.",
"Ok. Time for someone to get Trump to sign a Trump meme.",
"Considering it has been in the English lexicon for around 50 years, I'd certainly hope most people old or young would know how to pronounce it correctly.",
"What’s your endgame?",
"Why is Gallowboob not banned yet??",
"That guy should probably get his thyroid checked. It looks like mine did and I had thyroid cancer... ",
"Look at the dozens of responses to your comment.",
"I blame the RNG. Made getting loot from raids living hell.",
"compassionate kind people don't open torture camps.",
"People are forgetting, or he was president when they were kids so they didn't understand just how bad it was to be an adult and have him representing your country to the world. People from that generation remember him fondly, because he was a nice man. And he was. He was a very nice man. Unfortunately the competence bar for being a president is a tad higher than \"was a very nice man\". ",
"First time I've seen \"sterling personal character\" and \"consummate politician\" used together and I not think it's a joke.",
"Ol' Diamond Joe",
"“Problematic”",
"Nope, it's blow",
"Biden hasn't even been accused of anything. Why do people continue to defend Trump? He is a draft dodger, he is a sexual assaulter, a pathological liar, an adulterer, a former Democrat, a traitor. Biden creepily sniffs hair....",
"There's more evidence for Trump actually being Putin with a fat suit and a mask than for Biden being a pedophile.",
"https://i.imgur.com/OgI7Qoq.gif",
"It matters when the candidate is a democrat. \nJoe Biden would be a bad choice.\n\nTulsi Gabbard or Bernie Sanders.",
"> Goldman Sachs continued to run the treasury\n\nWell that certainly hasn't changed. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4XMvWIRmx0",
"Thanks, drunk me does not have as good vision as sober me",
"And the contestants that are saying he did?",
"Fucking. Yikes.",
"Highest kill count in history? Serious question: how did you receive such massive brain damage?",
"Does the joke really need to be spelled out like that? :(",
"I miss Joe and Barack. 😒",
"LPT: ALWAYS DOWNVOTE /u/GallowBoob",
"God I want him to run for president next cycle",
"I thought Biden was a malicious child predator? ",
"Somewhat? Are you serious? Yeah, it's only somewhat morally troubling to MURDER INNOCENT PEOPLE",
"Like I said, that has nothing to do with left wing ideology. That's a Hollywood issue, not a partisan issue. For fucks sake, how can you not understand this. ",
"I miss r/bidenbro :(",
"News and world news tend to go white nationalist on anything that doesn't hit r/all",
"I heard he likes to brag about walking in on teenage beauty pageant contestants while they undress. The pig!\n\nAt least I think that was Biden. Maybe it was someone else I'm thinking of... hmmm...",
"*tell me you didn't want the Clintons to hang for a made up pizza gate. \n\n\"He endorsed him before he was convicted\" you think he didn't know he was a pedo before the conviction!?",
"Yes, it toilet him.",
"Or you're a liar.",
"\"Boo hoo everyone who makes fun of a democrat must be a republican and support every republican.\"-Minkopi. Like Jesus Christ can you form your own thought or do you always let your echo chamber do your thinking for you. Pedophilia is wrong no matter who engages in it.",
"What? Do you want a cookie now?",
"From the lack of evidence and the revelation that the DNC paid a foreign agent to make it up.",
"Which one shows me the claim and disproves it?",
"I showed you video of Biden literally molesting children. Is there any video of Trump doing what you claim.",
"Ahhhh the ol' Reddit [transam aroooo](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/7v8sve/one_week_after_adoption_inseparable/dtqft0a/?context=1)",
"Fucking Eagles jersey",
"That visual tho...\n\n.... ಠ_ಠ",
"this deserves so much gold",
"> All civilian death is unacceptable.\n\nThen we could never fight in any wars, ever. \n\nI mean, I hate when civilians die. But if you're going to do something like fight ISIS, then civilians are going to die. That's how war works. \n\nBut civilians died under Obama at a lower rate than the president before him and the president after him - so it seems disingenuous to rant only about Obama. ",
"Snowden did a lot more than reveal NSA domestic surveillance. He made a conscious decision to give a massive data dump to a couple journalists and just simply trusted that they would sort through the information in a responsible way. I agree with many of his motivations in trying to make the public understand what was happening, but the President of the United States can't simply say, \"hey, you had good intentions so we won't punish you for stealing as much confidential data as you could and giving it to a journalist without any thought about the weapons, assets, and ongoing operations you were putting in jeapordy with your theft.\"\n\nChelsea Manning on the other hand was mentally ill, and had no real political motivations for her actions. By the time of her release she had already suffered greatly for her crimes, and there was no reason to continue punishing her. God knows what Trump would be doing to her now had Obama not pardoned her crimes.",
"Potato potato ",
"> highest kill count in history\n\nYeah, gonna need a source on that one. ",
"> Forget about the tens of thousands of innocent men, women, and children killed through his expanded drone strike program.\n\n\n\"I don't like civilian casualties! I guess i should vote for the guy who explicitly said we're being too politically correct about that under Obama and that we should specifically target them instead.\"\n\n",
"So what happens if we currently live the life of a retired gamer?",
"Sorry to be that guy... But it was a C2.",
"I got temp-banned from /r/worldnews for expressing a conservative opinion. I wasn't even uncivil or rude about it. I was genuinely shocked and went to message the mod team, but found out I was blocked from appealing.",
"Storm coming? Hatchet coming!",
"I get it dude, you have the right to your opinion.\n\nIf you really think kissing, gripping, and smelling children's hair is okay, and Biden should be defended, that's your choice.\n\nI guarantee if Trump was smelling little girls' hair, you would be flipping out (rightly so) and saying he should be impeached and put in jail. Just honestly think about all those videos of Biden being creepy, then replace Biden's face with Trump's. That's how you know you're only seeing party affiliation. ",
"> What did you find that was problematic?\n\nCalling Snowden a traitor for exposing ILLEGAL and unconstitutional surveillance is a pretty big flaw.\n\nPeople kinda brush that off like it's \"going 5 over\" but realistically it's more like \"reckless driving while 4x the legal limit\" type of shit.\n\nPretty serious stuff",
"Complaining that the Democrats didn't do enough to fix the problems the Republicans made in the first place is about par for the course anymore. ",
"These Joes stay loyal",
"> literally molesting\n\nHa ha ha. What a story Mark.",
"Congrats on making a baby! I wish long nights of deep, uninterrupted sleep on you and your son. \nI was never a boy band fan, but if Biden runs I will join you!",
"When was it revealed that the DNC paid a foreign agent to make it up? I’m not familiar with that story ",
"thought the left fought for the poor",
"No, it's fine. It's actually a very important distinction.",
"\"Still good friends, always be bye\"?",
"I feel like it was “Still good Jacob. Slump be bye!”",
"Isn't that the truth, then they follow up with \"you must be a horrible trump supporter by pointing out the flaw with some democratic politicians, and what about Roy Moore reeeeee.\" ",
"That meme is shit. The left can’t meme.",
"Nothing really *needs* to be an acronym.",
"It's a fantastic thing when the honor and resolve of a person to do right by the rest of us transcends the specific nitpicks we have about them. Politically sure you can disagree with him, but I have yet to meet even a friend from the right side of the aisle (in their right mind) who wouldn't keep him in office if only on the grounds that he's a good person. ",
"It's not because of bots. It's because of people like me who subscribe to all those anti-Trump subs and like the content. \n\nI mean, you're welcome to post some proof of this conspiracy. Otherwise, I'll throw in on the pile with pizzagate, Uranium One, secret Mars bases, Jade Helm, and all the other stupid conspiracie theories that you guys keep throwing at us. ",
"> defending Snowden's US ban\n\n\nWhat",
"> God knows what Trump would be doing to her now had Obama not pardoned her crimes.\n\nShe'd be in the same position she was before she was pardoned. And if she could be pardoned, so could Snowden. Obama just wasn't sincere about his defense of whistleblowers and open information. ",
"Many thanks! I am lucky enough to have the privilege of staying home and raising him so I'll have chances to sleep when I can. Hey, man. So long as you've got music you enjoy, you've got joy in your heart and that's good enough for me. ",
"He leaked his son's final request on his deathbed. Look it up.",
"The memes are terrible. They always fell forced, just like the op. The format doesn't even flow very well. And who chose the name for that sub? Seems to me that r/brobiden would have a better ring to it, and matches his whole name. These people can't meme.",
"Isn’t that how it works though? “Elect us and we will fix the Democrats mistakes” and then “Elect us and we’ll fix the Republicans mistakes”",
"But you're ignoring everything I'm saying. Trump has done worse than sniffing. He has literally done worse. Honestly it's like talking to a brick wall. ",
"Drones, fast and furious, bailouts, surveillance, a few others.",
"I heard lots of gullible people believe fakes news. But cspan videos do not lie.",
"My 72 year old grandma has played WoW with me up until this last year!",
"Yeah they were good at being leaders",
"Stay ignorant my friend. It safe in your cocoon.",
"Scary Soros runs all the left wing stuff you know. And he funds Antifa and the women's marches and BLM and Planned Parenthood!",
"Tulsi Gabbard would definitely be a good choice- she's my top pick. But Bernie Sanders would do far worse than Biden.",
"RADAR? LASER?",
"Fucking repost ",
"All of the default subreddits only started tagging posts after Trump was elected because they can't handle criticism well.\n\n**Proof:**\n\n[Biden **2 months** ago - tagged](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7bvprt/newly_elected_virginia_delegate_danica_roem_after/)\n\n[Biden **2years** ago - not tagged](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5d3nv3/my_favorite_picture_of_biden/)\n\n[Biden **after** the election - tagged](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5nm8eb/president_barack_obama_surprises_an_emotional_joe/)\n\n[Biden **before** the election - not tagged](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5d3nv3/my_favorite_picture_of_biden/)\n\n[Obama **2 months** ago - tagged](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7bufhq/obama_sits_alone_in_a_classroom_rewriting_his/)\n\n[Obama **after** the election - tagged](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5bx4bx/thanks_obama/)\n\n[Obama **before** the election - not tagged](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/40s19v/obama_at_his_first_state_of_the_union_address_and/)\n\n[Trump **after** the election - tagged](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7kwk3w/disney_clearly_designed_a_hillary_animatronic/)\n\n[Trump **before** the election - not tagged](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/42ryzr/a_group_of_high_schoolers_in_tulsa_ditched_class/)\n\nSearch any of them (or Hillary or Bill or Bush or any policitian) on /r/worldnews, /r/news, /r/funny, /r/technology, etc. and you'll see that for 8 years reddit never used to tag posts.\n",
"Mostly",
"I mean like... The WORD sounds sinister and fun.",
"Ok this has to be sarcasm, right? You can never tell anymore.",
"I meant like the word itself sounds kinda sinister and negative.\n\n",
"He was on Jay Lenos garage with it, [it was beautiful.](https://youtu.be/mP-hyDSlmUs)",
"I bet Reddit will give just as many upvotes and gold stars for my Current PRESIDENT Trump's signed Pepe meme!",
"Biden is laughing with you, W was laughing at you.",
"Oh damnit. I forgot the /s. Yes total snark from me. Lol. How bad is it that what I said could be taken as some idiots actual opinion?",
"and gallowboob posts this? ",
"That's not a meme though.",
">Why do Americans always associate the opposing political side with scum who they cannot respect as human beings? \n>\n>It shows how unstable the political atmosphere is in America where you legitimately hate and do not care for another person simply because they do not hold the same political ideology as you do.\n\n\nIts because some are truly despicable persons, not every politician is an admirable person. About demonising people with a political view in general, I agree its wrong, as long as those views don't come down to believing in infringing upon human rights.",
"Lol why do you say that? ",
"Did he meet your daughter? ",
"And it’s worth...NOTHING!!!",
"> Always be loyal!\n\nExcept that is literally a Trumpism that he always gets criticized for.",
"Fair enough",
"Ahhh I see what you mean",
"> The Obama administration's attitudes toward whistleblowers. \n\nYea no. The government can't just give the \"ok\" to people stealing and releasing classified and or sensitive information. If they had pardoned, or went \"easy\" on the whistleblowers, it gives more incentive for others to do it. Part of the reason why the information stays secret and secure is because of the threat of prosecution. If Obama, or any president decided to fully pardon a whistle blower like Snowden, it would seriously undermine the security of information as more self proclaimed whistleblowers start grabbing information and releasing it without proper thought.",
"Go Eagles!!!🦅🦅",
"I get you, it seems like an oxymoron, but in this case, it's not. A good example is the debate I just mentioned, coming in off the heels of the first Presidential debate, where a well-rested Romney was going up against a sleep-deprived Obama. Worse, Romney was using a strategy called the [\"Galloping Gish\"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gish_gallop), where you make as many arguments as you can as quickly as possible, without regard for accuracy, so your opponent spends all of their time disputing them, rather than talking on their own points. \n\nBiden saw this, and knowing the tendency of the GOP to stress a monolithic front, with the exact same strategies and talking points coming from as many mouths as possible, he came up with a strategy to disarm it and break Paul Ryan's momentum, without resorting to underhanded tactics. \n\nHe didn't try to drown him out, interrupt, or overtalk him. All he did was smile hugely, shake his head, and laugh at all of the most egregious examples, and then smoothly rolled into his own answers, which, compared with Ryan's scattershot bear-baiting replies, were coherent and well-paced. Ryan was unable to adjust to the new dynamic, since, again, the GOP relies on monolithic, highly crafted replies.\n\nWithout using a single second of his time or engaging in any logical fallacies of his own, he put Ryan in his place, and called his talking points absurd. It was a total coup.\n\nObama then was able to rally for round 2, and we all know how the election proceeded from there, but I'm pretty sure Biden cinched it that night.\n\n*EDIT: Thanks for the gold, /u/ofcrpls ",
"Like a year ago. Pay attention.",
"I figured but there are plenty of people now who would make your exact comment in a completely serious manner. It's insane.",
"> the President of the United States can't simply say, \"hey, you had good intentions so we won't punish you for stealing as much confidential data as you could and giving it to a journalist without any thought about the weapons, assets, and ongoing operations you were putting in jeopardy with your theft.\"\n\nThat's kind of what a pardon is.",
"Is that so surprising? \"Oh hi person who stole all our confidential information! Here, have a pardon since the information you released is 'good'. Please don't inspire other people into doing it\" \n\ntl:dr - US has to show a strong arm or else it undermines the image of the gov and the security of information.",
"Lol I think he meant that simply being a loyalist isn't inherently good or bad, it depends what cause you're loyal to.",
"Biden comes off as a super great guy, but I hope he doesn't run in 2020. He's just too moderate, He'd be about the most conservative and establishment Democrat in the field.",
"His face when Obama surprised him with the Presidential Medal of Freedom... wow. *I* start crying when I think about it.",
"Like Patriot.",
"> The government can't just give the \"ok\" to people stealing and releasing classified and or sensitive information.\n\nNever said they could. But, once again, Obama was viewed as a hypocrite for his allegedly warm attitude toward whistleblowers. This really isn't a thing to debate me on. ",
"\n>19 mil karma\n\n....",
"The first bailouts were authorized by Bush. ANDThe bailouts worked and most of it (all of it?) was paid back with interest and it saved the entire American auto industry and airlines.",
"Where’d you find him?",
"Im curious what Biden himself thinks of these memes.",
"Yeah, loot is all microtransactions now. \n\nAll your grinding is just to get by.",
">exposing ILLEGAL and unconstitutional surveillance\n\nAccording to which court? You might want to re-examine your own bias here. ",
"I think it's deliberate. It keeps the people divided, so that we can't run things and demand that politicians be effective. If your choices are Life and Death every time, that's not actually a choice. They force us into a 2 party system so that we can only choose between Coke and Pepsi forever, and serve us the same brown slop in slightly different flavors for eternity. \n\nPeople are cynical about motive but I honestly think it is why so many people elected Trump. Almost everyone below x income level was feeling oppressed by corporate bullshit oligarchy and some felt he would shake things up. \n\nYou'd think Hilary and the Democratic Party would be able to get those poor underclass and black voters but then they pulled all kinds of shady shit on Bernie, pissing off many loyal Democrats, but a big reason to vote for her was that she would in theory not fuck over women and gay and Trans people. That's actually enough reason for me, just not actively fucking over those groups is a big motivator for me. Black and brown people tended to find her insincere. She had been involved in ordering planes to fly over villages dropping bombs so...they had a point. She wasn't averse to war, and war means dead brown people. \n\nTrump and pals tried to paint her as a crook, and whatever with their bullshit Fox Rupert Murdoch driven misogyny. But she's in deep with the banks and the corporations and most people could see she wasn't going to add to our choices. Anybody into Occupy values noticed that shit - and those are active people. \n\nSo, half the country pulled the trigger and shot Donald Trump through the skull of the other half. It was a call for disruption. It was some parts libertarian nihilism, some parts working class devotion to the Businessman King, some parts white nationalism, some parts Republican faithful. And even then it was close as hell. \n\nWell. He shook things up. That's true. It's like we elected the fucking Joker. He's arguably certifiably insane and often deliberately destructive. Unfortunately he's also for sale. So he did not in fact free us from corporate control, quite the opposite. \n\nEveryone, I think, almost everyone just wants Obama back. People trail after him weeping and begging. He's a constitutional lawyer. He knows that's not even possible. He doesn't know what to do except softly repeat that we can fix things ourselves by electing qualified candidates. \n\nMeanwhile women are murderously angry that Hillary wasn't elected in favor of an orange clown, and they are pouring themselves into the polls and running for every possible office because #FuckYouGuys\n\nSo...long term? Maybe he did shake things up to bring freedom. But not on purpose. Maybe we can get away from 2 parties. Maybe....but we can't do it if we stay at each other's throats as we have. \n\nI expect everyone pile on angrily to make assumptions that I'm Republican, Libertarian, a Democrat, a Woman, a Neckbeard, Anti-Hilary, Anti-Trump, anti-capitalist. Americans are divided, they're toxic, they can't just talk anymore, or listen. I'm from some enemy camp. Plus the Russians are busy as a rats ass, constantly pretending to be from x party and discrediting whatever position. They too, are pulling the trigger, pumping us full of hate, discord, animosity, contempt. We tear ourselves to pieces as they giggle. \n\nMeanwhile I love America and I hope we can get our shit together. We have good bones. We really need to start listening and respecting each other. But how in the fuck does that happen with all this howling discord? \n\nI'm pinning my hopes on the women. They aren't going to be the old wealthy hippie generation, they won't be career politicians willing to play the game to get ahead, they'll be unwilling to order the deaths of brown people to ingratiate themselves with the military industrial complex. Women as a group tend think war is bad for people and other living things, they'll pump money into the various Veterans funds and they'll work on homelessness like it matters what happens to the least of us. Women think everyone should get to hold the talking stick, they think brown people are human beings deserving of life. \n\nThat's the shit we need. \n\n**TL;DR: Corporations have prevented us from having real choices since the Industrial Revolution. Maybe that changes now. We need to respect each other. We should probably elect women.**",
"Quite sure it says \"Still good thanks! - A lamp be loyal\".",
"What did you think of Obama’s attempts to introduce whistleblower protections?",
"[Bias against T_D in Reddit search results](https://i.redd.it/lo42mj8g5ouz.jpg)\n\n[Anti-trump pumps botted to the top, shadowbanned after outcry to mods](https://i.redd.it/zl89w2zz7mcz.jpg)\n\n[Popular sub hypocrisy on \"politic\" label rules](https://i.imgur.com/L3AbP6u.png)\n\n[Reddit pushing newly created anti-Trump shill subs](https://i.redd.it/xzvqvtaxi7e01.jpg)\n\nAnd [this lovely bit](http://archive.is/gdtHb) of massive vote manipulation and straight up slander ironically against Reddit's own admins by another anti-Trump shill sub. There's an assload of proof, all you have to do is think intelligently and research it yourself, not dwell in denial in your echo chamber. ",
"Holy whiskers you go sister",
"He couldn't make the perfect decision there. He's the head of the executive branch and becoming pals with Snowden undercuts his own administration, no matter how much he agrees with what Snowden was trying to achieve. Not even talking about the shit storm conservatives would've kicked off if the president had approved of leaking secret information.\n\nThe question is, are you prepared to let a singular issue define your political view? You're never going to get everything you want, so if you're completely unforgiving on one issue then on average you'll give up a lot on all the other issues to get your way. ",
"Shit, I hope this ends up being a recurring thing of original creators of memes getting the celebrities in the memes to sign them, and them being as valuable as things like Picasso artwork.",
"According to our laws and constitution.\n\nYou know goddamn well it's against privacy laws, so not even sure why you're attempting to remotely try and justify it.\n\n> You might want to re-examine your own bias here. \n\nYeah, you should take your own advice there...",
"The world is so fucked...",
"Personally, I'm neutral. \n\nBut the hemming and hawing from the other camp is that the whistleblower protections introduced did little to touch the IC and its contractors, which is where it truly mattered to some. ",
"> Unfortunately the competence bar for being a president is a tad higher than \"was a very nice man\"\n\nWhen i look at the guy who is now your president i wish that \"being a nice man\" would be a requirement, if not the only requirement.",
"When asked if he would pardon Snowden, Pres. Obama said something along the lines of he wanted Snowden to have his day in court first. I took that to mean that he want Snowden to answer for his crimes like anybody else, then he would consider a pardon. Obama didn't seem to be in favor for ludicrously long prison sentences, but wasn't also in favor of letting people of scott free. So Snowden almost certainly would do prison time, but maybe not as long as he might do. ",
"I agree 100%",
"Remindme! 1 year",
"He actually was extremely qualified he was just one of the worst presidents in US history.\n\nHe took down the powerful Ann Richards when ran for office. He was a successful two term Governor of one of the biggest states in the country and believe it or not had a strong record of bipartisanship (albeit with Texas-style Democrats).\n\nAgain, shitty president though. Not as bad as Trump. \n\n",
"This is gross. ",
"And now the entire Trump cabinet is made up of Goldman Sachs. Sad.",
"Look up desert storm stupid. I knew a guy who had to bulldoze bodies off of the roads.",
"r/me_ira",
"You do realize those lawsuits would've just been some PR BS? The reason why they weren't prosecuted was because they didn't commit crimes. And wouldn't you prefer that the treasury is run by experts? I get that you don't like bankers, but that's the job dealing with finances, so that's where you should recruit finance experts. I don't like lawyers, but it obviously makes sense that judges and attorney generals are recruited from them.",
"Trump gets criticized for it daily, by everyone. This thread is about Biden, not Trump. I'd say \"whataboutism\" but that's a fake logical fallacy that protects the invoker from context.\n\nSo, why does Biden get to be defended by you and many others? I'm saying it's because he's a Democrat. Do you deny that? If Trump or a Republican did those things, you *know* you'd be as angry as I am about how Biden gets away with it.\n\nI'm not sure why you think it's like talking to a brick wall. You're the one who isn't replying to what I've said. \n\nI'd very much argue that sniffing little girls is worse than those things you say about Trump. Biden is on camera and video. Not a tape of him saying he does it, not accusations from people, **but actual, physical evidence.** It's a lot harder to deny that.",
"Seriously...",
"Also, Fast and Furious wasn't directly authorized by him. It was authorized by someone in the ATF chain of command. The president doesn't personally sign off on every operation. ",
"Cringe",
"Lol thousands of decisions to usurp the democratic process and increase the power of the president. Most of the great things he was able to accomplish were only at the sacrifice of expanding presidential power and unbalancing the government. He did a lot of shitty things and it’s sad that reddit has forgotten that just because some shitshow decided to make everything 10x worse. Don’t get me wrong, the things we want are the same but the way you achieve those things are arguably more important than the things themselves. ",
"I think 2020 is going to be amazing. America still has a lot of really great people who will have been hurt by what has happened and want to save it.\n\nBiden, Sanders, Warren, etc. I feel that any of them in any combination of roles would just get along fine to rebuild the country.",
"I am. That’s why I figured I’d remember that story. Do you have a link to the source?",
">still good thanks\n\n>trump be loyal\n\n>-Joe Biden 2-3-18",
"Yes: in favor of the British Crown.",
"On the Internet? Absolutely.",
"Oh I agree, however Joe Biden has never done anything pedophilic, contrary to what your conspiracy YouTube channel tells you.",
"Joe Biden voted for the bankruptcy bill of 2005 that means college loans aren't forgiven when declaring bankruptcy.\n\nWhat a cool guy though!",
"Not really. There's definitely an argument for it not infringing on 4th amendment rights. Otherwise we wouldn't be debating this. Law has a lot to do with how the courts choose to interpret the constitution as it relates to specific matters. The problem is the average joe isn't cleared to hear all the facts so we have to have faith in our judicial system. Can you point out a high court that has deemed this unconstitutional?",
"“Beau” and “Hunter” nearly died after the car crash. Jill is the second wife, his first wife died with their infant daughter. Apparently Hunt and Beau were all sorts of messed up and Joe wanted to resign from the Senate, he says Beau told him to stick with it. \n\nThe crazy son of a bitch instead commuted after his sons told him to keep going. That’s why Parks and Rec had a joke about his 1001 poems inspired by his travels through the Amtrak Northeast. Aka the 4th circle of hell, the 95 corridor. ",
"There is video and audio of him bragging about it on Hpward Stern",
"I'm not the guy you originally replied to but I still don't agree with how Obama handled those things. Lots of people know these things and disagree.",
"Creepy Uncle Joe likes children anyway.",
"Sucks that the idea of being loyal is being trashed by DT. \n\nLoyalty has the same value of the thing you are loyal to. ",
"Loyalist? \"You don't have too be Jewish to be a Zionist\"",
"Due to family history and current health, I expect to live past 90.",
"it's not really a Democrats vs Republicans thing.\nboth parties are owned by the bankers.\n\nthe Clinton administration deserves blame, too, for their role in repeal of [Glass-Steagall](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass–Steagall_legislation) which kept commercial banking and investment banking separate. \n\nof course, the Reagan years kicked off the fervor for deregulation.",
"Did he actually attempt to introduce protections or is this just something he said? When you’re president, your actions are all your constituents can and should judge you by. Not saying I anything, but intent can eat ass for all I care regarding policies affecting billions. ",
"Biden is one of those guys that nobody can hate. They might not like his policies, but apparently him and McCain fought like brothers. If you find him talking to Megan on The View, you realize that SOME politicians can disagree and still be good humans. ",
"The moral argument for whistleblower protections is that it provides an additional check on government abuse of power. Always punshing every whistleblower allows the government to break any law with zero repercussions. The Constitution and rights of citizens are never enforced and never even challenged since illegal activities never even see the light of day with ever potential whistleblower terrified into silence.",
"Snowden did give the journalists essentially a massive dump of data, but it was by no means everything he collected. In his documentary he said as much and so did biden in an interview he did with vice. Snowden was actually very careful about what he gave the journalists. He gave them data he felt needed to be known but because of the sheer amount of it, he left what and how it was used / made known up to the journalists discretion. ",
"Bromance still alive\n",
"Snowden is a fucking American hero. One day he will be treated as such. He tried to go through the proper channels to address the unconstitutional activities he’d witnessed and been forced to be involved in. His superiors dismissed him. At one point he did a sort of career shift to get away from that type of activity and wound up finding himself in even deeper. Edward Snowden is a patriot. He did a lot more for this country than I ever will. ",
"\n.....is this seriously your argument? It's okay for him to creep on little girls because he does it to men too? Because he has a bad concept of personal space? What the literal fuck ",
"You have to be prosecuted to be pardoned. Snowden is too smart for that shit. \n\nEdit: I guess I’m wrong",
"OBAMA IS THE KING OF THE LIZARD PEOPLE",
"Google \"nsa surveillance found unconstitutional\"?\n\nTakes 5 seconds",
"looks like \n\n\"Still good friends, always be loyal\" \n\nIdk I may be wrong haha",
"http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2008/07/preemptive_presidential_pardons.html\n\nThat doesn't seem to be true unless something has changed in the last 10 years.",
"Who didn't get elected.",
"Oh. I guess I read into what Obama said and assumed it was law. ",
"As a moderate republican I hope Joe Biden runs for president. ",
"He will be too old. Somehow it will turn into him running against all of the shit he said. Somehow it will turn into Biden creeps on young women but the Republican candidate loves Jesus. \n\n\nHe’s a great guy, but the Dems need young blood. Their “front runners” are all too old, Lizzie W, Biden, Bernie, etc are all going to be pushing 70. ",
"You had the opportunity to say gif right here. ",
"Hundreds of thousands died because of W, I really don't understand why people forget that. Being a bad president has dire consequences and he should be held responsible for that. I don't really give a shit if he paints pictures now, he started two illegal wars on false pretenses ",
"Biden is known for being a politician. Arnold is not, he is known for being a movie star first.",
"I fucking love Joe Biden. He's old as hell but I'm behind him 100% if he runs in 2020.",
"What things?",
"The fast and furious program and the administrations response to getting caught. Lots of people lost their lives, especially in Mexico because of their antics and that’s not right. It’s still hard to figure out what the hell their end goal was. ",
"[Yeah guys, he's just being \"affectionate\"!](https://youtu.be/k4XMvWIRmx0) ",
"They call him gropin joe",
"It's been weird for two years already.",
"I guess he was just Biden his time. ",
"Remember the almost daily scandals these two caused? Nope, me neither.",
"I can’t read handwritings. Somebody type this out for me please! I want to get in on the joke. Help. ",
"So how the French pronounce mime?",
"You have more than six times the points than the op has =O",
"Always be a loyal bitch. -Joe Biden",
"How much you want for it?",
"Hah gay",
"Joe Biden is a hardcore leftist. Nothing endearing about him whatsoever ",
"I found them hilarious. They were my favorite during that time period. ",
"Remember how he was able to make progress regardless of the fact the republicans had majorities for most of his tenure? Trump decided not to sanction Russia recently in much the same way, though much more obvious I guess. The president has the ability to do things specifically in times of hardship or war that are more and more frequently used to accomplish their agenda. Obamacare was enacted unconstitutionally in my opinion despite the fact that I think it’s a step closer to the healthcare a nation like ours should have. While the concept is not new, he perpetuated a trend that is leading us in a terrible direction, as exemplified under the new leadership. ",
"How many porn stars and abused women did he pay off though",
"Obama certainly was the big gay",
"Bernie is one of the most liberal politicians in congress, and is as far from the alt right as you can get.\n\n",
"We all saw the video of him and those little girls right? ",
"If only you printed it from something other than a browser it wouldn’t have the date and title page on it ",
"Some might wonder how an Eagles fan got the opportunity to get this meme signed. Biden shortly after leaving office with Obama got a position at UPENN. Not exactly sure if he's living in Philly but there's a good chance. ",
"u/archertrix\n\nYou are Joe Biden",
"Do you have a link to the post? What opinion were you expressing? \n\nI want to believe you, but I’ve seen people (on the left and right) express extremely violent or bigoted opinions in a calm manner and then act surprised when they’re removed. \n\nI’m not saying you said something inappropriate (I have no idea what you said) I’m just pointing out that some stuff is gonna be removed no matter how politely you say it. ",
"Thank you for this.",
"That’s not what /r/politics tells me about trump lol",
"Honestly I can’t remember what it was about. The comment was deleted when I was banned and I don’t remember what the post / comment were about, though I don’t exactly have any “extremist” views that could be construed as violent or bigoted by any sane person. ",
"It happens when people treat political parties like sports teams.",
"Yeah? How do you figure?",
"Biden is a pedo! #PedoJoe",
"He didn't mean he literally couldn't. ",
"I think the point being made was that the President can't pardon someone like Snowden. It would serve as an endorsement for espionage.",
"Obama does. I have a video of him saying \"I love memes\" if this post gets enough attention I'll dig out my old laptop and post it",
"I'm sad that it's an onion article.",
"Or he just hates Trump like most Americans",
" \"Gotta get her looking good so I can impress the chicks when I'm cruising down Pennsylvania [Avenue].\"\n\nClassic",
"Do you have photos of any of those accusations against Trump? Video? Are photos all over the place of Biden being a pervert? Yep. Prove me wrong. Show a picture of trump being a pervert. Show me some evidence, other than accusations. Accusations aren't proof. There is picture proof of Biden being pervert. The vagina grabbing Hollywood access tape literally proves trump didn't do thing against womens' wills. He said \"they'll *LET* you do it\". He didn't say he touches them when they don't want it. If you let/allow (definition of let is \"allow\") someone to do something...that's called constent. You are allowing the person to do something. \"I let you eat me out\". \"I let you suck my dick\". \"I let you caress my tits\". That's called consent. If he said he touches them whether they let him or not, then you've got something. But he didn't and you have no other PROOF of him doing so. You are reaching for things that don't exist and trying to turn them into reality. But people see through it now.\n\nYou can scream all you want, but you don't have proof of trump touching kids. But there is concrete, picture and video proof of Biden being a massive pervert. I know you hate trump, but consider this: you just tried to level Biden with trump. Do you realize that? You have zero evidence of trump being a pervert other than accusations, but there is indeed evidence of Biden being a pervert...and you're leveling them like it's ok? Oh trump is like Biden...that is your argument. You are sick. You hate trump so much, that you will ignore a proven pervert and bitch about someone (President Trump) who has been accused of perverted shit, but never made a settlement for it, never went to court for it, no video and pictures of it...what do you have to say about that? \n\nYou're trying to level biden, who has visual evidence against him, showing he is a pervert...with President Trump who has zero evidence against him. And if you want to cite the pussy gate tapes that we're released by Paul Ryan's interns...listen to it carefully lol...President Trump clearly says \"they will LET you doing anything\". Key word that people like you enjoy skipping over to pass the audio recording as proof of any perverted or sexual assault shit...is \"let\". If you let someone do something to you, you're not objecting to the sexual advance. If you don't let someone do something, you're resisting. So that Hollywood access recording is worth jack shit. The left tried that one before the election and people saw right through it, then President Trump got elected none the less. People aren't as stupid as you think.\n\nGood luck arguing with any of what I said lol. I'll just start posting pictures of Biden doing his perverted, fucked up touching and you've got jack shit on trump other than women coming out with accusations who got paid to do so. How much did Gloria Allred offer/give on of the woman? $750,000, right? Did she offer it or give it to her? Would you like me to post the emails between Gloria Allred and the Clinton Campaign of them talking about concocting these accusations? If you want me to, just let me know. I'd love to do so and embarrass you even further.",
"Ol’ QWERTY Bastard has to be my favorite handle ever. EVER ",
"Only your imagination knows\n\n5.4% ... THAT’S IT ?!?",
">was mentally ill,\n\n**Is**\n\nDownvotes? Why? He thinks he's a woman and dresses up in absurd makeup .... and calls himself Chelsea. How is that in any way not mentally ill?",
":D",
"And the government's arguement is the same as what I typed. Where is it ok? Where does it stop? Who and what do we accept? The government wants to keep information secret, and the best way to do so is to keep everyone quiet. How do we trust every person's conscience? If someone believes information that the US holds is better used in foreign hands, is it right to stop it? Snowden believed info on PRISM needed to be released and so he went to a foreign nation to do so. Now that we know about PRISM, many will agree that it was good for literally everyone on the planet. (With exception to US three letter agencies) Can we trust others to have the same idea of wrong and right as Snowden? \n\nWhile I do agree with your points, with how paranoid the US government is... That is how they think.",
"So what you are saying, is that sniffing a girls hair on camera is worse than sexual assault. ",
"He’s definitely guilty of treason just as much as soldiers are guilty of murder.",
"Not unreasonable. I seem to recall hrc saying some bullshit to that effect too about snowden ignoring the legal issues that exist for whistleblowers.\n\nBut yeah i think there was also speculation on how trump would use his pardon powers to try to stop the russia investigation. Its definitely an odd area though.",
"One is accusations, one is on camera undeniably.\n\nIf Trump is caught on camera sexually assaulting someone, the yes. If Trump is found guilty of those accusations, then yes.\n\nI'd say the same thing if people accused Biden of sexual assault. Let him have his time in court, let him defend himself and have due process. Just like Trump, just like you, just like me. Until then, by the law, he's innocent. Just like many Republicans saying Bill Clinton is a rapist, he isn't convicted so no, he's not either.\n\nI saw Biden do things, I only heard Trump do things. Do you agree that photographic and video evidence is much more compelling than accusations and can not be denied?",
"I found those Biden Bro memes so artificial and forced, like a planned PR move ",
"You have evidence of someone sniffing hair. Do you agree that you have evidence of someone sniffing hair and you want them to hang for that? ",
"Please. You've already done a great job embarrassing yourself all on your own.\n\nActually, I think congratulations are in order. When you went with the \"'they let you do it' means it was consensual\" defense, you outed yourself as a full-blown retard in record time. I can't believe that anyone with a functioning brain actually thinks that that is a plausible explanation, or in what universe the guy doing the groping gets to unilaterally decide what he is or isn't allowed to do. It's by far the most idiotic line of logic I've come across in a very, very long time. It's the saddest, most desperate deflection possible, and if Clinton or Biden did that, you would be sharpening the guillotine. You know it, I know it -- everybody knows it.\n\nThe man has bragged on tape about bragging in on pageant contestants while they're dressing. He bragged on tape about groping women and kissing them without asking. A porn star said she had an affair with Trump in 2011 and then suddenly went silent after reports that she signed an NDA. The man fucking a porn star weeks after his wife gives birth to his child is now the champion of the \"party of family values.\" What an absolute fucking joke. All of this stuff is on tape and yet you find ways to rationalize it because you worship the man like a god.\n\nIf you think all of these events are all paid off conspiracies by the Democrats you are an absolute full-blown fucking retard, full stop. That might be a plausible defense when one woman accuses you. Not twenty plus. You're also conveniently omitting that the $750k payment offered to one woman was for her to break her silence -- not to manufacture a story out of nothing. She had already been on record at that point accusing Trump of sexual harassment.\n\nMeanwhile you have videos of Joe Biden admittedly being a weirdo at several events and you can't label him a \"pedophile\" quickly enough. That's cognitive dissonance in its purest form, my friend. Run along now back to The_Donald where you and your other cult follower buddies can choke on Donnie's micropenis in peace.",
"Not one",
"in some alternate universe Biden is like the meme but he is VP to President Hillary",
"Yes, because it's not sexual in anyway, you're making far stranger than it is. \n\nHe's just a guy with no personal bubble. It's a little odd, that's it, stop sexualizing any close contact. ",
"You write filler material. The only thing you've got is that porn star. Let's say he did fuck that porn star and I'll humour you. If a President is running the country so we'll that our economy is on fire, the republicans and democrats have been exposed, the media has been exposed, companies are finally building factories and hiring workers, unemployment is far lower than any point of Obama's time as president, minority unemployment is at an all-time, American history low...oh but there's an accusation that he fucked a poor star....do you have hate for someone so much that you prefer character in one or two instances over doing their job correctly? Are you so sour and hate someone so much that you prefer a president with specific character and demeanor...over making the the country better? Literally nothing has become worse and things have only become better. You present strawman arguments and then I wreck you with facts. Not even just strawman arguments...you insult me several times in addition. You have nothing. \n\nAll you can do is criticise someone about their character now. His ratings are up. People can no longer deny our accomplishments and market since he became President. And you criticise him based off of nothing that has ever been proven. Do you realize that? My 401k is up by 20%, the first 24k of my income is no longer federally taxed, I don't have to pay a fine for not being able to afford ObamaCare, etc. Hate President Trump all you want. He is doing his job and that what the American people hired him for. All you have is unproven, undocumented and zero audio, video or pictures of President Trump being a pervert. You have nothing lol\n\nYou think you're embarrassing me, which is hilarious. I have proof of Biden, you don't have proof of President Trump...but I'm the one embarrassed lolololol please, keep going.",
"count me in",
"The fact that you're frantically deflecting to your 401k, building factories and other bullshit irrelevant to this discussion really says it all, doesn't it? What the fuck does that have to do with anything at all? I've made no comment whatsoever on his economic policies, just the fact that he has a lifelong history of being a misogynistic pervert and you are a child in denial about it. This is a guy who publicly talked about how much he wanted to fuck his own daughter and yet you act like the idea that he could be a sexual predator is unfathomable. It's why everyone thinks you are a joke. 20+ women aren't all being paid off. You are in denial.\n\nIt's like your brains can't process the idea that he's a scumbag so you deflect as much as you can to other people being full of \"hate.\" I am simply using all of the data available to me, and it all points to him being a degenerate scumbag of a human being who managed to con enough idiots to win an election. That's painfully obvious to anyone who takes him at face value. \n\nYour problem is that you worship the man like a god, and it absolutely blows your mind that other people don't view him the same way. You are trapped in a cult of personality. Anyone who is being honest about Trump can at least admit he is a scumbag, even if they agree with his policies and performance. That is a different conversation entirely, and the fact that you're so desperate to change the subject to that topic tells me that on some level, even you know what a scumbag he is.",
"Getting real tired of this \"whataboutism\" bullshit that is the only defense people are giving for Bidens creepy ass actions.\n\nTrump is a fucking creep, yes, but that doesn't take away from the fact that there \n\n#ARE TONS OF CLIPS OF BIDEN FUCKING ACTING INAPPROPRIATELY WITH YOUNG GIRLS.\n\nIf you can watch those videos and still defend this man there is something seriously wrong with you. \n",
"Yeah, nothing like getting a creepy old man to acknowledge your terrible meme.\n\nLink for the clueless: https://youtu.be/k4XMvWIRmx0",
"Getting it on with billionaire groupies is different than grabbing random women off the street ",
"Manning is still a convicted criminal, the sentence was just commuted. This I why manning is not allowed in Canada ",
"More of reddit gobbling on criminal political balls, politicians do not give a shit about you.",
"Especially when they look back and wonder how a vice president that [we have footage of being creepy and inappropriate to young girls](https://youtu.be/k4XMvWIRmx0) was somehow well revered by many Americans ",
"Nah, they more than likely flew in $10,000 worth of hotdogs ",
"I never claimed he didn't act inappropriately. I said that that's not the same thing as him being a pedophile, which is a claim that there is no evidence for.\n\nLearn to read before you have another hysterical meltdown.",
"[\"Complete bullshit\"] (https://youtu.be/k4XMvWIRmx0) ",
"Well, at least Roy moore was [never caught on camera fondling little girls] (https://youtu.be/k4XMvWIRmx0) ",
"Biden's a bitch",
"Laureal",
"Imagine if Trump had signed a meme that mocked gay relationships. It would be on r/politics for months.",
"Hey he was careful to use the word 'women' for a reason!",
"I feel nothing but pain and sympathy for a man who lost his child. Oh, wait. ~~You're one of those red pilling Teh_Durnalds aren't you?~~ You're not. You're just really, *really* into Toontown. So. Um. Yea. Well. The rest of us have empathy. But you go ahead and have fun with your 14d Chess Deep State Pedophile ring Jewish Lizard People Gay Frogs bonanza.",
"Why did you have to ask",
"https://youtu.be/Hz2zPByzYW0",
"Yeah and all I see is random judges stating it MAY be unconstitutional and the 2nd circuit court stated they think it exceeds the scope of what it's currently authorized. They failed to establish if it was unconstitutional and left it up to congress to vote on. Unless there's another ruling i'm unaware of.",
"Ya you're gonna have to try a lot harder to ruin goddamn diamond Joe Biden",
"And he acted not because of higher power order or government interest, but public interest. \n\nIf you look it from another perspective, isn’t that the definition of vigilante?",
"I don't necessarily believe it, but that's the type of shit that you don't joke about if you don't want to be roasted about it years later you know?",
"If you watch this video and don't find anything wrong with I suggest you readjust your morals.\nhttps://youtu.be/DwXweiRjckI",
">\"You guys\" That's how I know you're fucked in the head\n\nI'm fucked in the head because I know that liberals have been trying to lie Trump out of office for more than a year?\n\n>No true American thinks against his fellow men and women for some crook. \n\nYou'd think that, but we have Clinton voters...\n\n>If you're even American. Odds are you're some Russian garbage.\n\nBecause anyone that recognizes that there's not a shred of evidence for the Russian lie must be Russian?",
"Google it. It's even in the memo.",
"So you're looking at evidence that Obama murdered citizens and their children and you're still trying to use that to attack Obama's opponents? You're sick in the head.",
"Can I have a translation? Can only read \"still\" at the start.",
"Damn. ",
"I did google it. Didn’t find it. Will you just post a link please?",
"That's a terrible idea, shit you may be right, ehh well if this is political propoganda, to make him to be joke seems a bit daft. But given the last year I dunno",
"Not everyone should agree on policy, but everyone should [enjoy true friendship](https://youtu.be/_77ix2o4KbE)",
"Then you're lying.",
"lmfao #pizzagate ",
"Will you just post a link please?",
"Its a picture, of a dude holding out a printed meme, that was a twitter post... \nNice subreddit you have here, it would be a shame if a gigantic shit was taken and smeared all over it. \n\nToo late. ",
"Hundreds of thousands of innocent people died because of his actions, his administration used torture and he would’ve known about all these things. Doesn’t seem very kind.",
"Biden for President ",
"I wasn't referencing the Steele dossier. I was referencing Trump asking for Comey's loyalty and Comey pledging his honesty.",
"Will you not be obstinate? It's in the memo and it's been in the news for months.",
"Post a link then",
"He wrote two bills and both were voted down by the Republicans.",
"Google it, liar. See how upthread I got downvoted to hell for asking where Nunes lied and no leftist piece of shit could point to a single instance? Enjoy your own medicine, traitor.",
"And high in **GET SOME**.",
"Nono. Memetics was around *well* before 4chan, my friend. In fact it's credited to Richard Dawkins in 1976, whereas 4chan was launched in 2003. \n \nBut, you know, choose your own timeline.",
"Trumpsters: TRUMP AND MOORE ALLEGATIONS ARE UNPROVEN AND THEIR ACCUSERS ARE ATTENTION WHORE LIARS\n\nAlso Trumpsters: Here's a video of Biden rubbing someone's shoulder he's a child rapist all liberals are pedos!",
"You’re an imbecile",
"I only know mmw because of /r/MarkMyWords, and pov isn't too out there either, but wrt was totally beyond me. ",
"My taxes are going up, and so are most Americans. In addition 1.7 trillion is being added to the debt, is that a good thing???",
"He talks about his choice in this great interview.\nhttps://youtu.be/XwmMPytjrK4\n",
"Says the traitor that can't Google simple fact or read the memo...",
"The fact that you believe that makes you an imbecile. A moron. A nincompoop. If it pertains to low intelligence, you’re one of them. ",
"I started typing out responses to each of these and how absolutely ridiculous the complaints are, but I erased it and am just going to say this:\n\nImages aren't proof of anything. You can manipulate them in photoshop all you want, and you can cherry pick what you put in them so it paints a biased picture. \n\nThis post is just absurd. I won't even get into the content of it. It's not worth it to debate someone who is this disingenuous. \n",
"I'm an imbecile because you can't Google something? Leftists aren't very good at logic, are they?",
"Because of issues like this. At times the Supreme Court makes a decision on how we interpret the constitution. And all intelligence agencies have their authorizations laid out but there is some gray area where something can technically not be \"illegal\" but may go past the scope of their authorizations. That is what we are arguing about and what needs to be defined by the courts. ",
"Kind of, except that the R's tend to create the problems and the D's tend to actually fix them. Not always, but there is a vast difference. \n\nThe most glaring example is how the Bush admin absolutely destroyed the economy and the Obama admin repaired it pretty well. ",
"Remember when I said I was a registered republican?",
"Then post it.",
"There’s an interview included in the audio version of his most recent book, and he says he loves the memes. ^(and they’re all true)",
"Remember when I didn't believe you and when you vindicated that belief by denying reality?",
"Video evidence lul.",
"Strange coming from trumpers who believe Biden is a pedo based off a couple of out of context videos.",
"[The father of that girl (you know, who was there) tells a different story.](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2906359/Senator-father-13-year-old-girl-says-Joe-Biden-not-creepy-awkward-swearing-photo.html) \n\n“Miss Coons's father, Senator Christopher Coons of Delaware, said of his daughter: 'No, she doesn't think the vice president is creepy.\n\n'He's known my kids their whole lives. Joe was just being thoughtful.'”",
"> This post is just absurd. I won't even get into the content of it. It's not worth it to debate someone who is this disingenuous.\n\nSweet deflection. The simple fact you address 0% of the linked material from an actual Reddit admin in the last link shows how much of an echo chamber twat you are. Literally, for once in your media-fed life, *consider* that things are not the way people tell you think. Fucking hell. ",
"LOL at Soros hammering out sick Biden memes at his computer. You guys really are nuts!",
"Joe Biden is a pedophile who molested young girls on stage. He should rot in jail. ",
"Didn’t Trump endorse a pedophile and also spend a lot of time on a convicted pedophile’s private island?",
"It's pretty fucking awful that he lost his child, but how does that make him not a bad person?",
"That girl who claims he raped her at 13 said he told her she “looked like Ivanka”. I think that’s where it comes from. \n\nNever went to trial because she received a lot of death threats, so I guess we’ll never know. ",
"Republicans. Don’t you know Mary was only 12 or 13?",
"When was the last time Dems endorsed an accused pedophile?",
"Nah, needs to be proven in a court of law - just like Roy Moore. ",
"I'm a Republican?",
"Democrats are better at keeping their pedophilia hidden.",
"FUCK OFF",
"I'd even provide links... Takei did functionally the same thing as Spacey. allegedly. They are both accused of drugging and sexually assaulting a young male. Yet Takei is functionally ignored. That's bullshit.\n\nSimilar to Biden. He's a well liked figure, but these actions he's doing are pretty awkward. Are they indicative of something? not concrete. Are they a bit suspicious? sure. Would I let Biden babysit any children I have? No, but I don't have kids so that's kind of moot. ",
"No you’re thinking of our current President. This thread is about our former Vice President. ",
"I agree with that. I think actually our legal system has ruled in the case of Roy Moore. They've chosen not to indict, right?\n\nIn the case of Joey B, he is just really creepy. If you watch all that shit, it really looks like he can't help himself. So far as I know, there's no accusers or known victims except for the girls and women clearly creeped on on film",
"At least these are pretty funny, unlike the brain dead Russian click farms pushing trump trash memes. ",
">I will defend people for being good people until proven otherwise.\n\nThat's a perfectly reasonable stance to take. \n\nHowever, in this case, there's certainly some evidence that could support a \"creepy uncle joe\" type theory. So I would cautiously support. I'm not saying don't support, but i'm saying if a cleaner individual comes along, maybe support them instead?\n\nWe can't afford another Hillary. Hillary only had rumors, and slander against her. Look how that turned out. If the far right go up against Biden, then they'll spin his \"fatherly touches\" as molestation. Then, in the eyes of the far right, he becomes a Democrat and a pedo. The right can only forgive being a pedo if you're also a republican.",
"Hell no! Didn’t you know that Mary was only 12 years old????",
"Preach brother. ROY MOORE FOR SENATE!",
"Ugh I know. Him and trump probably swap pussy grabbing stories 😭",
"DONALD TRUMP IS A RAPIST!\n\nWASHINGTONPOST.COM",
"All the republican pedo worship has made Biden seem way less creepy by comparison, I guess. ",
"Ever since Republicans started supporting pedophiles and justifying their behavior, it’s made Biden way less creepy to mainstream America. ",
"Lol we have Trump hiring teens to piss on each other verified by multiple sources and intelligence agencies and people don’t believe it. You aren’t going to get anyone on the anti Biden train. ",
"In Delaware everyone knows everyone. My grandmother worked closely with Joe on his campaigns. She brought my sister and me to his Christmas party one year. When she introduced us to him, he got down on his knee and asked me to marry him. I was probably around 8 so this was intended to be cute. I, however, was quite offended that a married man (he was remarried to Dr. Jill at this point) would propose to another woman! I still have the signed photo of him kneeling in front of me. He is a guinely amazing guy. My grandparents always spoke very highly of him. \n\nThat's my favorite anecdote so I like to tell it any chance I get. \n\nP.s. D.C. is definitely at least a 2hr drive from Wilmington.",
"I’ll post this one when I get it signed: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/12/12/04/473C35EE00000578-5169757-image-a-33_1513054174054.jpg",
"Nah, one of his victims is suing him so it’s unresolved so far. No one has even accused Biden, let alone leveled charges against him. ",
"Republicans are statistically way less educated so that’s actually pretty plausible. \n\n“I love the poorly educated” - Donald Trump",
"You don’t have to be a Republican to be dumb, it’s just more likely statistically. ",
"I don't know why we're comparing these two but a civil suit is not a criminal matter.\n\nI'm accusing Biden of being incredibly creepy. How do you contain your cringe when you watch him?",
"I think of Trump and remember that it could always be worse. ",
"He took Amtrak, but I relied on other sources for the commute time.",
"Nah that was Bill Clinton. Trump and many other celebs only flew once for parties. Bill Clinton ditched secret service to ride that plane 26 times.",
"Ohhh right. Trump flew out that one time when he supposedly raped that 13 year old. ",
"Thank god he’s selective about which women he sexually assaults ",
"That blame isn't 100% on Bush, though. Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld also deserve their share of the blame. ",
"I feel like Joe Biden and Keanu Reeves would be good friends. They certainly share similar emotional trauma they could bond over. ",
"I respect Obama, but I found his actions(replenishing and upgrading the nuclear arsenal) to not match his words(denuclearization). It was very hush hush as well. I'm not saying it wasnt necessary, but at least you should own up to it.",
"Ohhh right. She dropped the lawsuit. And then we found out it was total bullshit hitjob. I guess Trump threatening in 2015 to go after Bill Clinton over Epstein connections really struck a nerve so they set up a hitjob.\n\n\nhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/07/donald-trump-sexual-assault-lawsuits-norm-lubow\n\nPathetic.\n\nAnd here is Trump signalling he is willing to expose Bill Clinton in 2015.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/6-Yoj5PFSoY",
"Dude not to b rude but I have no idea wtf ur talking bout lol",
"Being transgender is not in and of it’s self a mental illness.",
"Word is that losing his wife and daughter in that car wreck *really* fucked him up. He may be thinking of his daughter and longing for her every time he touches a young girl. And yes I agree it looks awkward from an outsider's perspective, especially since we've been conditioned by the media to be extra suspicious of men around young girls, but I truly think this is just a case of an old man missing his dead daughter.",
"Yeah laugh at child molestation, you're a sick individual.",
"Na he's got 1942713 / 8, that's about a quarter of a million",
"What are you on about?",
"You should watch this, and try to keep an open mind before you knee jerk reaction to distrust the source kicks in, this is documented fact.",
"https://youtu.be/o1GQehNcZZw",
"Maybe because he hangs around kids all the time?",
"No, he's doing it in the open in front of cameras.",
">but there are all these jokes about him acting creepy around girls that would be incriminating evidence if not such a beloved **democratic** VP.\n\nYou answered your own question there.",
"Maybe that's why he signed?",
"Still good friends",
"got a link for the lazy?",
"That was the joke",
"This was fucking President of the Vice material IRL ",
"Nice lol",
"You really think bidens that popular? I've seen the creepy whisper into a little girls ear and hold her so she can't move away... Want to see the video evidence? \n\nAlso 86k up votes and only 1000 comments. Yeah that makes sense. \n\n",
"I read the second line as, \"Plump be loyal.\"",
"Politicians write bills they know will be rejected all the time to please their constituents. ",
"Yeah Comey was either a master or dumb as a stump. My guess is dumb as a stump and was played by some in the FBI. He wanted to keep his job.",
"Still good friends. Thots begone ",
"I wonder if Biden is so affectionate with girls because his daughter died. When he touches their hair, I just don't get a creepy vibe. Also, nothing wrong with kissing babies and toddlers. If he was a woman, no one would bat an eye. I don't know how many times I have showered kisses on little kids I have known, it's part affection, part make them laugh, and part they are just so cuddly!",
"Yes it is. I do not care that the APA has succumbed to outside pressure and changed its definitions. That does not serve these very sick people in any way, shape or form.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_dysphoria \n",
"I would like to subscribe to a newsletter or blog of you just explaining events in politics. That was fun to read, and very informative. ",
"Frame that shit",
"I always called them Obiden. Because they seem like they abide. ",
"Yeah I see you Trumpers constantly pushing that bullshit. Want to compare number of accusations? Just one more example of y’alls projection. You worship a sexual predator while accusing other people of being just that. Fuck right off. ",
"Then why spend time negotiating and compromising on these bills if they are just meant to please constituents? Surely compromising on something never meant to pass is only going to disappoint constituents.",
"But Gramm-Leach-Bliley, all three Republicans, wrote the legislation. Of course Clinton is a Democrat in name only (DINO).",
"Joe Biden with females is just so awkward. Its like he doesn't know how to differentiate being friendly to women or treating them like objects or something.",
"Apparently pictures of memes is totally fine as long as someone writes on it... also fuck gallowboob ",
"Somewhat but I got a giggle out of them most of the time.",
"Clinton/Gore (D) signed NAFTA into law. The only logical conclusion from that deal was the loss of manufacturing to foreign soil and with it, tangible GDP and thousands of jobs. This migration would have been slower, but the war escalated the time table.\n\nBoth parties are full of dipshits. The focus is the next election, not the next decade(s) and without long term goals outside their term, American citizens fall by the wayside.\n\n21 billion in unauthorized spending by the military, but they want to cut welfare for a population that can't make ends meet on minimum wage. Employers have no obligation to raise wages because there is a workers surplus since manufacturing went overseas.\n\n Universal healthcare is achievable with current taxes, if bloat spending was curbed. And that's just one idea. Modern government is one big Kansas City Shuffle.\n",
"I am sure this is just him probing (giggity) for a presidential run. The memes have already written themselves for 2020 and I don't think Creepy Uncle Joe is going to get the \\#metoo people to vote. ",
"Senator Chris Coons (D) yeah... I am sure he is the most unbiased individual. \\#Justcreepyunclejoethings",
"Aha. That makes sense then.",
"yeah they were creepy uncle joe. Not senile grandpa joe.",
"I actually think it's really good for elderly people to play things like WoW. It keeps their minds active and engaged and helps them stay sharp. :D",
"No, they were “Biden Bro” memes. Neither uncle nor grandfather.",
"I miss Biden memes\n\n",
"Biden will be 78. I agree on young blood, but I don't think there's anyone ready. I think you'll see Biden/Kamila Harris, with Biden running for one term. ",
"> He's just too moderate, He'd be about the most conservative and establishment Democrat in the field\n\nYou forget that America is a moderate, center-right country. ",
"And Trump isn't? ",
"Actually, yes! ",
"Trump is a fucking tard",
"This guy loyals",
"The complete debate is [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2MyEya8pHY), but if you don't have ~90 minutes to spare, this [ABC News highlight reel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CptqDRfn_-M) has most of the best moments.",
"I'm actually not much in the way of a political correspondent, but if you like this kind of analysis, then I'd recommend NPR's online political articles. They're WAY more accessible for ignoramuses like me than people give them credit for, and usually I walk away with a greater appreciation and understanding of the nuance in government. ",
"My wife's stepfather who is a staunch republican and officer of the military had told me if Joe Biden ran he would have had a hard time voting for Trump. He said he even got to meet the guy over in Iraq and that he was hilarious (kept ignoring the higher ups requests to get him to stop greeting service members, and even told a one star general off). ",
"Lol, now you're letting your imagination take the better of you. Who said I supported trump? I was totally creeped out when I saw biden molesting a little girl on stage... And now they're trying to make him into a \"bro\"so mindless morons like you can suck it up. The way he treated that young girl is creepy as fuck. And the way you keep defending it is also morally abhorrent.",
"Ok Trumper. List of allegations by literally anyone, please. I’ll wait. ",
"ugh",
"Yes, he is the POTUS that has killed the most people in the US history due to the daily drone strikes the US has performed under his administration. Gotta make that peace nobel prize count, amirite?\n\n>how did you receive such massive brain damage?\n\nI have no brain damage, thank you very much. It is, however, very surprising, since I have to deal with imbeciles like you on a daily basis.",
"We are currently compared to europe, yes. (we weren't historically)\n\nI want someone who will move us forward.",
"Biden also enjoys little girls under the age of 12. ",
"Sure, but realistically, do you think the bible thumping anti abortion anti gay nationalist capitalist south is going to come around to the idea of progressive European socialism in 3 years time? ",
"We'll be closer than with someone who votes against progressive reform. (And maybe he wouldn't, but he wouldn't advocate it)",
"Absolutely sick",
"Complaining that gallowboob is shit posting is like complaining that water is wet. Its just in their nature.",
"Just look at how gross he is Mr dillusional.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/k4XMvWIRmx0\n\nWhy don't you say it's fine he's an old man, he's only being mega creepy, let him be in charge.\n\nFreak. ",
"Keep spamming the same video made by another Trumper. You got that list or you gonna shut the fuck up? Surely he’s been accused by somebody. Somebody’s parents. Anybody. Go fuck yourself, Trumper. ",
"So how long did the guy have to have his kids' hair sniffed by Biden to get Biden to sign that?",
"Oh dear someone's getting annoyed, his disgusting habits effecting you?\n\nYou should be ashamed.\n\nI don't think trump is much better. ",
"No list. You’re a troll. ",
"Okay Thestupidestman i just gave you a video showing him being extremely creepy, you are too fucking beyond words stupid.\n\nStop trolling you utter fucking waste of time cunt.",
"So no accusations for the ‘creepiest man in Earth’. But 2 dozen accusation Trump is better? You’re a moron. ",
"I didn't say trump was better, are you a bot?\n\nYour too fucking stupid to be a human.\n\nArgh arguing with a piece of shit software, go away moron AI... Go and bother someone who cares. ",
"“Trump isn’t much better”\nYou even understand how English works? Not much, but better. That’s what that means. Keep suckin. ",
"I'm not sure about that. Do you REALLY think Americans are going to be OK with \"Your taxes are going to increase 30% so that the government can take over your healthcare?\" Hell, even 70% of DEMOCRATS don't support that. ",
"That's not how I would word it, and I realize it's not an easy path. But a leader who wants progressive reform can make better compromises than someone in the middle who has to compromise with the alt-right. I dont expect any president to get what they want without compromises, I want steps forward in the right direction.",
"Except Donald Jr's emails he posted to Twitter.",
"Also, we dont need to raise most people's taxes much at all, mostly just raise taxes in certain areas the wealth gap has exploded in. Especially the ones that has been recently cut...",
"That didn't show any collusion. That's why he posted it.",
"This reminds me of my brother when he was 5",
"Ikr! How do people go along with such an obvious\n troll? Angry people are so silly. ",
"Bush has the final say on everything. He surrounded himself with those people for a reason",
"Oh dang I missed a reply. More!",
"Yes, but the decisions he had to make were based on the information and advice of these men, who had ulterior motives for getting involved in the Middle East. ",
"😂",
"Glad to see you took your meds today :)",
"Meme has been meme'd",
"[you](https://i.imgur.com/P9MiFeR.png)",
"Lol 👌 ",
"Dilly dilly!",
"I had read some hadn't been paid back yet. I was not really paying much attention to politics in bush or first half Obama. ",
"Actually it's probably True in the Trump administration. There are over 250 top administration positions left unfilled. It's a hollow government.",
"Save money, live better. Walmart. ",
"Yuh",
"It doesn't save that much money. But it does concentrate the power at the top which is the model for fascism. And I don't know about you but I don't think making our government into a Walmart is MAGA either. Sad",
"By design... It's such a coincidence that Dick Cheneys former company got the military contracts right?",
"That's my point. Cheney wanted to go into the Middle East to set Haliburton up with a nice set of contracts. ",
"> Snowden did a lot more than reveal NSA domestic surveillance.\n\nHe did what he did because there wasn't a proper channel to do it legally while also having an effect. His superiors were the ones breaking the law and the courts were allowing it.\n\nIt needed to go to the American people, so that the government couldn't just sweep in under the rug.\n\nHe also didn't release all of it, nor did he release it straight to the public. He gave select documents to journalists who have dealt with sensitive and valuable information before.\n\nIt was the best path he could have taken at the time.\n\n",
"Bush obviously knew that Cheney wasn't an unbiased figure, yet he still took his advice. Do you legitimately think Bush was unaware of what he was doing? Bush LIED multiple times to get us to invade Iraq. ",
"Lmao. Delusional.",
"Thank you",
"No, no he isn't.",
"WHOOPSIE DAISY\n\nLooks like it's going to happen quicker than 12 months\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7vvnxh/breaking_obama_knew_about_fisa_spying_on_trump/",
"Thanks for the chuckle this morning! ",
"That's not a meme though.",
"I thought it was going to be the one where he's touching up all those children, or have we forgotten about that again in favour of a sponsored circle jerk? ",
"Gotta wonder why you didn't make a simple correction here when you're factually wrong. What a scumbag.",
"Boston Tea Party time",
"Looks like a presidential version of The Office.",
"Loialist",
"Well I'll be darned🤔🤔🤔",
"Bot needs a time out",
"What felonies? Several unnecessary investigations and drawn out hearings later she was found to have done nothing wrong. Investigations lead by Republicans who were looking for any little thing could find nothing. But you apparently know something they don't?",
">What felonies?\n\nHer e-mail server at home was a felony. So was wiping it. \n\n>Several unnecessary investigations and drawn out hearings later she was found to have done nothing wrong. \n\nNo. The government, controlled by her party, chose not to prosecute her. That the Democrats are corrupt doesn't mean she did nothing wrong\n\n>Investigations lead by Republicans who were looking for any little thing could find nothing.\n\nHow were the Republicans involved with Strzok editing Comey's letter to change the outcome of the investigation? Or Comey deciding to let Clinton off before he'd interviewed her? Or the tarmac meeting? ",
"How did video find the time? Between all that groping I mean....",
"You got me there lol!",
"They really were the best",
"I read this as \"Bin Laden\"",
"RemindMe! 1 minute",
"⠀⠰⡿⠿⠛⠛⠻⠿⣷\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣤⣄⣀⡀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⡛⠿⠷\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠇\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁ \n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣷⣄⠀⢶⣶⣷⣶⣶⣤⣀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⠗\n⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⣤⣴⣶⡄\n⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣥⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠃\n⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄\n⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁\n⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁\n⠀⠀⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉ \n",
"I’m gen z I think \n\nJust realized how old this thread is lol"
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This guy got Biden to sign his meme
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/r/pics/comments/7v8n9x/the_prettiest_purple_sunrise/
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[
"Wow wow wow.. wow wow.",
"Does that sky also produce purple rain?",
"In for a chilly day by the looks. Enjoy",
"Only when you're dancing in it. ",
"Breaking news: guy discovers 'tint', Reddit goes crazy. \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/vmyl2dH.jpg",
"Better get the pitchforks ",
"Crazy as it seems this was the sky - no tint. The intense orange reflected off the blue in the ocean created this purple. ",
"That does seem crazy.",
"FYI I took this while holding my 3 month old daughter on my iPhone, I have no idea how to add tint as I’m not a photographer. I changed the contrast a bit. \nSo Breaking News - Nature sometimes is so pretty you can’t even believe it. \nHence: why I even bothered to post! \n"
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The prettiest purple sunrise
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/r/pics/comments/7v8nty/church_sign/
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[
"Go birds",
"They’re asking Tom Brady to throw the game.",
"I see this church sign paid off. "
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Church sign 😂🎉
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/r/pics/comments/7v8ptz/robert_i_i_wonder_if_perhaps_you_would_be_good/
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[
"Hold on to your butts! We’re going to Wendy’s!",
"Hahah",
"Muldoon survived in the novel. R.I.P. Bob Peck",
"I quote \"hold onto yo butts\" and people think I'm weird....but it make the prostate examination a bit easier.",
"Jeep #29 cruises around Orlando a lot.",
"Just saw the Jeep Superbowl commercial where they brought this quote back. It's pretty good!",
"I see one out in southern ohio with some frequency, though I forget the number now.",
"Where does he think he’s going?"
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"Robert, I... I wonder if perhaps you would be good enough to take a gas jeep, and bring back my grandchildren. "
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/r/pics/comments/7v8s7s/had_to_pull_over_over_to_take_this_eerie_picture/
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[
"Impressive.",
"Thank you! ",
"Beautiful",
"Thank you ",
"Like you!",
"I love you ",
"I love you too OP!"
] | 7 |
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Had to pull over over to take this eerie picture of the fog and a power plant
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/r/pics/comments/7v8scl/a_furby_without_its_skin/
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[
"Nofurby",
"So, a Skinby?",
"Basically ",
"The stuff of nightmares.",
"/r/relevant30yearsago",
"It wants to find John Connor",
"This is the 2000s electronic one, not the 80s one.",
"Oh, my mistake! *Super* fucking relevant and interesting then!",
"This is far less terrifying ",
"Five Nights at Freddy’s 7 confirmed!"
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A Furby without it's skin.
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/r/pics/comments/7v8tu6/the_last_rose_saddened_by_the_morning_frost/
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[
"Thought this was chips ",
"I certainly don't see what you see, lol.",
"At a quick glance I saw this too, with those big sea salt crystals covering them."
] | 3 |
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The last rose saddened by the morning frost.
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/r/pics/comments/7v8vil/my_friends_makes_these_paintings_but_she_is_shy/
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[
"My friend*",
"Should not be shy, this is absolutely wonderful. Great use of color. ",
"Tell her everyone hated it. KIDDING, JUST KIDDING. It’s outstanding work.",
"I see a grissled, old gold miner/panner that has a patience in his eyes that most people won't know their entire life. Her painting gave actual feeling instead of some ink/paint on canvas. Splendid. Encourage her often!",
"Ability to convey emotion is the goal. She did it. Sell it for her. Boost her confidence. Give the word another artist",
"She has no reason to be, very talented ",
"Great description. I see someone who has seen successes and just as many failures, but still continues on with his life's work. He looks like someone who has seen enough to know when to keep his mouth shut and just observe. This image makes me think and art that does this is worth something. \n\nStruggling with the worth of your art is the price we pay for making art. A good book on the subject (required reading from an old art teacher): https://www.amazon.com/Art-Fear-Observations-Rewards-Artmaking/dp/0961454733",
"Wow that’s awesome! Wish I could have one of myself done!! ",
"Amazing! Better than most of the art hanging in The High right now. Beautiful use of color and the detail in his face really shows the years on his face.",
"Reminds me of the B.F.G. artwork. Interesting and cool and beautiful and meaningful ",
"I wish there were some devil horns on top of the head that go off-canvas. It wouldn't be the focal point, but when noticed, the painting becomes a story.",
"insert thornberry smashing\n",
"Tbh its not that great... Its mediocre, which is like 5/10, nothing to be ashamed of, but she isn't Picasso. Now i feel bad for telling you the truth for some reason :<",
"Stunning. But remember art is subjective, so it’s entirely based on each individual’s taste. ",
"I knew the downvotes would come :( albight all i did was express my subjective opinion, disagreeing with the hive gets you swarmed. Kind of a plug to freedom of expression if you ask me, on this supposedly democratic site. ",
"There is a difference between good art and art you like. Objectively this is a really good piece, if you dont like it that is fine! But it is hard to get to this level of painting. Just because its not photo realistic does not mean it was easy",
"Vinny Santorini from Atlantis",
"a middle schooler could do this. not saying it doesnt take talent, but again, it isn't *great* (it doesn't show an outstanding amount of technical skill)",
"Could definitely sell to a coffee shop for >$300",
"If she did it from life, then it's pretty good. If she did it from a photo, then it's ok. ",
"Looks like there could be a really old dusty cowboy hat sitting in this guys lap. I like it!",
"amazing",
"Still missing the point. You have not done much art, have you?",
"It’s quite good",
"I went to Pratt, what have you done with your life?",
"Bad",
"I thought we all decided that it was a dick move to post your friend's/brother's/dad's/cousin Leroy's art without their permission just to \"show them\" that people do love it. \n\nOr to stop believing these stories otherwise. ",
"well done and beautiful!!!",
"/u/noblahonlyblah, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/noblahonlyblah&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7v8vil/my_friends_makes_these_paintings_but_she_is_shy/?context=10\\))"
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My friends makes these paintings but she is shy of her talent. Just wanted your opinion on this.
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/r/pics/comments/7v93hu/i_visited_niagara_falls_over_the_weekend_and/
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[
"[Drone Footage Of Frozen Niagara Falls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PNTuIECZCE)",
"You should seriously visit Niagara Falls during the holidays when it’s snowy and white *and* lit by over a million (yes seriously) coloured lights at dusk.",
"It looks awesome"
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I visited Niagara Falls over the weekend and realized I maybe love the way waterfalls look in the winter time as opposed to summer
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/r/pics/comments/7v96b0/yes_200_to_park_a_couple_blocks_from_the/
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[
"The stadium doesn’t have sufficient parking or is the official price at the stadium higher?",
"Wtf? I’d walk or take an u er.",
"That’s capitalism at it finest. Holy fuck",
"Supply and demand. "
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Yes, $200 to park a couple blocks from the SuperBowl. That’s about what to it costs for a monthly spot in downtown Minneapolis.
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/r/pics/comments/7v97tv/escobart/
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"this is just about as good as it gets here people",
"Escobart? That name is so uncommon. They should have gone with Escobort.",
"Looks a bit like El Barto too",
"No tengas una vaca, hombre!",
"Ay, caramba!",
"Comete mis calzoncillos!",
"I will not decapitate my teacher’s entire family\nI will not decapitate my teacher’s entire family\nI will not decapitate my teacher’s entire family\nI will not decapitate my teacher’s entire family\nI will not decapitate my teacher’s entire family\nI will not decapitate my teacher’s entire family",
"El Escobarto. ",
"Eat my shorts!",
"Weird Bart Yankovic",
"Looks like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite",
"eat pant",
"El Barto's true form.",
"Is that referencing when they go to itchy and scratchy land and Bart wants a name tag keepsake and they have everything, including Bort, but not Bart? I might be miss-remembering.",
"Yes, it was a very obscure reference.",
"jajajaja",
"Vaya con dios",
"Llévalo al banco, muchachos. Este es como Bart.",
"I can't help but see Michael Cerra.",
"Banksy? ",
"That stogie looks like an angry dick",
"He looks like Escoflanders to me ",
"El Barto",
"Aye, Columbia!",
"\"Yo no lo hice\"",
"as a person who was exposed to German before Spanish, jajaja always threw me briefly",
"Same, and it still throws me. I always have to go back and reread it.",
"Like level 3 Simpson reference... Simple stuff if you really know your stuff.",
"I have this as a tshirt ",
"Krusty o plomo ",
"EscobART.",
"\"Barclay, Barry, Bert...Bort!?\"",
"Mother pulling young boy by the hand - \"Come along, Bort\"\nRandom stranger - \"You talking to me?\"\nMother - \"No, my son is also called Bort\"",
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"Will someone please clean this up and make it into a vector file so I can put it into a t-shirt already??\n\nEdit: nevermind. Googled it. It's already on a t-shirt. Now I don't want it anymore.",
"bart mania baby",
"Was good fun 10 years ago",
"Nosotros Somos Bartdidos.....",
"Lol just finished the eighth episode of “Narcos”"
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Escobart
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/r/pics/comments/7v9809/hi_reddit_meet_samuelito_after_2_long_years_hes/
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[
"This is where u explain what Goobers are...",
"I read it as Samuel Alito and was confused. ",
"Sam Hyde is the saddest case I've ever seen.\n\nHe had trouble evolving like everyone else did after the early 2000s, got even more insulated and lonely, became more crazy about white supremacy and shit.\n\nHe really did have the gift of humor...the trouble is that he came in right at the sunset of that late 90s/early 00s humor and couldn't adapt when people became...ya know...less dickish."
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Hi Reddit! Meet Samuelito. After 2 long years, he’s proud to be a U.S citizen. Here he is at Wawa, confused by “Goobers”!
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/r/pics/comments/7v9845/ever_feel_like_youre_being_followed/
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[
"Poor whale doesn’t even know there’s a drone following it. ",
"Poor drone doesn't even know the NSA is following it.",
"Magnificent picture ",
"Fake... boat was added. EZ",
"This is how I want to die. Crushed by a breaching whale while swimming in the ocean.",
"Gonna need a bigger boat...lol",
"https://youtu.be/IIQVAShJzLo?t=75"
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Ever feel like you’re being followed?
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/r/pics/comments/7v98pl/i_won_this_today_at_work_its_my_most_prestigious/
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"Brave idea showing off your full name. ",
"Common name. You google me and I'm definitely not who shows up. ",
"Maybe I'm just paranoid about this sort of thing. "
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I won this today at work. It's my most prestigious award.
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"WoW!",
"Nope suspension bridge",
"Uhhh...\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/RQDWn",
"Strong bridge, lady!",
"Also notable:\n\nThe mountains of the Arabian Peninsula have more terraced slopes than anywhere else on Earth except Peru and Yunnan, China.\n\nCheck out this [panorama](https://www.google.com/maps/@15.3384665,43.4611377,3a,75y,176.16h,88.98t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipMqxphJTuXu_5q7MzTp76TViqJaUieROJiZ_IcH!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipMqxphJTuXu_5q7MzTp76TViqJaUieROJiZ_IcH%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-2.9338646-ya259.5-ro0-fo100!7i8192!8i4096!5m1!1e4) of orchard trees and trees grown for firewood in the lush mountains.This is also the natural habitat of the [Veiled Chameleon](https://flchams.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/SamVeiledChameleonWeb.jpg).",
"\"Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali!\"",
"What’s the relevance to a rope bridge in Germany?",
"They both involve convex and concave surfaces--rough terrain (gorges, slopes), and trees.\n\nBut there's a more obvious similarity hidden.",
"With you, now:)",
"Can I ride my bike across it? ",
"Looks like a slide.",
"This bridge was used in Altered Carbon.",
"My first thought: rope bridge? More like nope bridge!",
"[On The Bridge. Split your life in two. March.](https://i.imgur.com/a3pnKkf.jpg)",
"Asshole cockblocking your shot",
"I bet that's part of the reason that it is covered in bumps that are too big and spaced apart to provide much traction, but which are the perfect size and spacing to ruin most attempts to have too much fun on it.",
"That's awesome!",
"No, its a ripped off shot from a movie poster\n\nLong Press to Copy",
"Well... it IS a bridge.",
"Nope....",
"Why does the top of the picture look so fake? I would love to see another angle. ",
"Nope",
"I don't get it",
"Anyone else reminded of the bridge beside Coral the mining town in FF7? ",
"The guy/girl in front's picture is probably way better, there's no douchebag in a pink sweater in the way.",
"Altered Carbon? Check",
"reminds me of that shrek scene",
"Are you sure? Altered Carbon was largely filmed in Vancouver and we have two local suspension bridges, including the widely renowned Capilano suspension bridge, not to mention the countless other suspension bridges in BC. ",
"I’d be fine walking on it, I’m not afraid of heights or anything. But it’s the steep bit going back that gets me. My fat ass would die trying to make it back up",
"*Altered Carbon* was filmed in Surrey B.C. (sets), and at locations nearby. The production did not decamp to Germany to film the bridge scene, rather, they went to Squamish B.C. and filmed on the **[Sky Pilot Suspension Bridge](https://www.seatoskygondola.com/adventures/suspension-bridge)**. ",
"telephoto lens\n\nhttp://learnmyshot.com/telephoto-lens-perspective-compression-and-the-angle-of-view/",
"Also known as \"***FFFFFUUUUUUUCK*** NO\" Bridge.",
"/r/confusing_perspective ",
"You should have waited until the other person was out of the shot. ",
"Indeed. :)",
"A similar, if less impressive, photo of part of the canopy walk at Ixpanpajul, Petén, Guatemala (Dec 2017)\nhttps://photos.app.goo.gl/R7lo3mo5t39Zpu9x2",
"Okay Germany, it’s getting kind of old now. You can obviously engineer absolutely anything, so fix the World already. \n\nGet to work!",
"Id puke",
"I don’t either, now. The comment was edited.",
"[Relevant comic](http://paintraincomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/2015-05-22-BuildABridge.png)",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geierlay#/media/File:2016_Geierlay_below.jpg",
"We^tried^^once\n\n^^isjoke",
"Thanks. Looks awesome. ",
"Not twice? ",
"Hang on lady, we going for a ride. ",
"First time was more like ‘gimme Luxembourg’ instead of ‘gimme world’, so I didn’t count that",
"I hope it’s not rope",
"Yeah, the BER is never gonna be finished.",
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"Naaaaaa",
"The pic is stolen from the Instagram page of a german photographer (Lucalamonte)!!!! ",
"The picture is stolen from the Instagram feed of a german photographer (Lucalamonte)!!! ",
"Sometime last year I met the man who designed this bridge sitting on it with a bottle of wine, he said he rides across it all the time!",
"Strong bridge, strong wood. Aaarrghhhh!!!",
"Well, they've got their white elephant airport, and train station...",
"Pretty sure this was the bridge. But also, I'm wrong. (3 days later.)"
] | 56 |
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Geierlay rope suspension bridge, Germany
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/r/pics/comments/7v9c4x/edinburgh_castle/
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[
"“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!”",
"\"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!\"",
"Fechez la vache.",
"When I visited I thought it was an interesting contract to have a modern city and then an old castle up on the hill overlooking the city. "
] | 4 |
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Edinburgh Castle
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/r/pics/comments/7v9g3u/ummm_what_kind_of_leaves_are_these/
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[
"Post that to r/whatisthisthing...",
"English Ivy, it's quite aggressive given the right circumstances.",
"Penisleafiticus ",
"Dick vine",
"r/mildypenis",
"\"Not all the leaves are brown.....\"",
"already tried... they took it down because it's a plant lol"
] | 7 |
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Ummm... What kind of leaves are these???
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/r/pics/comments/7v9gfw/3d_printed_darth_buddah/
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[
"> Is there anything better that I could 3d print?\n\nNope.",
"**Darth Buddha** It is said he reached true dark side enlightenment by sitting beneath the force tree without moving for seven days.\n\nI want one!",
"I wonder if Rule 7 applies.",
"/u/hess_54, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/hess_54&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7v9gfw/3d_printed_darth_buddah/?context=10\\))",
"DARN IT! I was 7 rules away."
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3D printed Darth Buddah
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/r/pics/comments/7v9ke9/i_burnt_this_into_a_piece_of_pine_i_hope_you_like/
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[
"Lovely! What are you planning on doing with it?",
"Probably lick it.",
"I was considering using it to put my drinks on at my desk 😁"
] | 3 |
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I burnt this into a piece of Pine. I hope you like it!
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/r/pics/comments/7v9n74/a_neat_bridge/
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[
"Neat!",
"It looks like it goes on and on..",
"[Neat!](https://i.imgur.com/2wpgSfo.gif)",
"The other end looks decidedly ominous! ",
"Unusual to see the planking running parallel to the sides. A jogger could twist an ankle, a cyclist would fair even worse if a tire slipped into a gap.",
"You can tell it's a bridge because of the way it is.\n\nHow neat is that? "
] | 6 |
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A neat bridge
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/r/pics/comments/7v9nda/saw_this_today/
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[
"Swing and a miss :/",
"I bet they still ate the chocolate though",
"At Least one person did.",
"I take that as a **\"NO\"**",
"Shoot your shot fellas",
"/r/dontdeadopeninside\n\nalso oof",
"Brutal.",
"It's the small tragedies\n"
] | 8 |
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Saw This Today
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/r/pics/comments/7v9omj/im_guessing_its_no_coincidence_that_the_lego/
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[
"But it must be a coincidence that I just played Apollo 11 VR. Great game except it isn't Lego.",
"We only have 1967 pieces. \n\nThrow the people on some unnecessary blocks. Fixed it.",
"*\"... and no one gets lunch until you guys figure how to build a Lego rocket with exactly 1969 bricks!\"* - Lego Manager, probably.",
"That would be one heck of a coincidence.",
"They're not full size minifigs. They're one dot across. I made a mini-diorama with the wookie-looking thing from the Y-Wing set. Called it \"Why we won't go back to the Moon.",
"Lego designer here who worked on the design and production of this.\n\nIt was a complete coincidence that this had 1969 pieces. It was by random chance that we decided to split one of the sides to give us an extra piece and then realize we were at 1969 pieces instead of 1968 pieces.\n\nAlso, I have never worked for Lego, but I have been to a Lego store.",
"[So that's how they did it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw)",
"Maybe. Did the Challenger set have a million pieces?",
"User name checks out ",
"sizzle sizzle ",
"That’s silly. Everyone knows we can’t go back because the moon is a hollow observation platform staffed by aliens.",
"I’m a grown man and I had a ton of fun building this kit. Enjoy it!",
"I need this to go with my Space Shuttle set, lol",
"According to the image on that box, *that Saturn V is not going to the moon.*",
"but it comes preassembled\n",
"I want that."
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"Assume this picture is post medical attention.",
"As a carpenter I’ve been there thank god for modern medicine. ",
"This is ~10 minutes into him sitting in the exam chair during medical attention, the blurry brown thing is the foreign body on the cornea. The image is focused further back on the iris. ",
"Did you have him pause so you could use your iPhone camera or what?",
"I had him hold still for ~10 seconds while I took a photo with a phone through my oculars to show him. At this point I had numbed his eye & he gave me the okay to share the image as I see fit. He then had the metal gently removed & prescription for a couple eyedrops to help the eye heal and prevent infection. ",
"Oh snap you're the doc I thought you were the patient. \n\nGood job - I had this once and it was agony\n",
"Yep, I've had that. Only strongly realized it's pain when closing my eyes to sleep. Ended up in the ER at 12am having a doctor use a needle to dig it out. Always use safety glasses!",
"> use a needle to dig it out\n\nOw! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! ",
"They used a numbing agent on my eye, but yeah..."
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A tiny piece of metal causing severe eye pain
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"The only friend he had...",
"Best buds",
"My Buddy Wizer. "
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My friend recently found this photo of his grandad, while cleaning out his attic.
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"Note to self........ouch",
"Putting it together took around an hour",
"Nice work",
"Thanks!"
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90 piece sticky note ball!
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"I think it’s trying to tell you that you now have psycho-kinesis. Raise my hand. \n\nEdit: a word ",
"Omg that's a dad joke in a cookie",
"The cookie factory had to borrow fortunes from the cracker factory it seems",
"[1980s Emo Philips re-write.](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Emo_Philips) Very underrated comedian. "
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My fortune was a bad joke.
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[
"Have you ever tried drugs? ",
"You have what looks like a t-rex, taking a shit while ice skating on a volcano. \n\nWe need answers from you. ",
"You could make the art on Chipotle bags",
"I would wear your art, I would hang it in my studio, I would buy prints and color them and I hate coloring. ",
"Reminds me of Die Antwoord. I like your style!",
"Or Starbucks cups. ",
"Street art? Album covers?",
"https://www.bonfire.com/melt-like-a-demon/",
"Awesome "
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See this is my art style. Not sure how to make it useful.
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[
"What are things that are so cute you almost want to hurl?\n\nThis",
"Gay. My boyfriend and I will have to get sloppy drunk, give me head in a movie theater showing Jurassic Park, puke, eat tator tots, and make a poopy mess out of a anal dildo to recreate our first date. God I love that man.",
"Ohio is for lovers. Way to represent the CLE. ",
"Which Jurassic Park?",
"Original.",
"Nice date movie.",
"Fuck off"
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Girlfriend and I recreated our first kiss at the spot of our first date at the Cleveland Museum of Art, to celebrate our one year anniversary.
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[
"Realized person is probably holding a light source, but really thought someone was getting drilled in the skull by some kind of shooting star... Very cool pic though",
"Sucks that the road is only open a handful of months during the summer. ",
"Lol .. it is a cool pic indeed. ",
"Can't agree more. :)"
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Glacier Point, Yosemite valley
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"This is an absolute masterpiece ",
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"I'll be sure to tell her thank you :), you can follow her Instagram at @tams_ jam_",
"\"past tests\"\n\nyour girlfriend is a moron",
"Beautiful artwork. She should consider selling prints",
"Thanks I'll tell her! "
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Girlfriend Keeps a Bullet Journal, thought I'd show you some of her Continuous Line Art
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[
"Wow! That's one of the most beautiful birds I've ever seen!",
"Comes in a golden variety too.\nhttps://www.efowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/GSebright-Female.jpg",
"She's pretty! ",
"Too pretty to eat!",
"Wow!!! That is a beautiful bird!",
"What kind of bird is that?",
"Looks like one of Sai's jutsus",
"Painted Bird of Ariamis",
"[Done](https://imgur.com/gallery/gm4k3)",
"as do my showers ",
"I've seen this on a Stuckey's place-mat menu one time while traveling through one of the Carolinas. ",
"This is the most beautiful bird I've ever seen ",
"These are Wyandotte chickens....https://www.mypetchicken.com/chicken-breeds/Wyandotte-B6.aspx\n",
"Take your dripping, smelly upvote.",
"Chickens are actually kinda cute. ",
"What does the egg look like?",
"Funny characters too. ",
"Sebright.",
"Silver Sebright Bantam",
"What a beautiful chicken ",
"Why didn’t you post it to /r/photoshopbattles. ",
"is it a white chicken with black stripes or a black chciken with white spots ?",
"Where are the numbers to follow?",
"its a silver laced wyandotte... i think one of the more beautiful chickens.",
"Used to have a group of 8 hens.... Honestly they're not too diffrent from a group of teenage girls. Fight/make-up, one might not get along with another hen because she's not friendly with her friend... and the next day everythings fine... or the hen house is figuratively burning down.",
"Remains me od uh....video game...black swan? The game was all white and you had to throw ink to unveil the scenery. Ya that one ",
"And so tasty when fried in Kentucky. ",
"If its too pretty to eat then why do y'all eat them? Smh",
"Wyandotte are usually so calm and tame, too.",
"I've always been fond of the hens' coloring and patterns in the chicken world. The cocks always get all the attention, though.",
"Blanca, the chicken. http://animalcrossing.wikia.com/wiki/Blanca",
"As a child, my parents put me in 4H (kind of like farm club for those who don’t know). One of my absolute favorite parts and earliest memories (I was 3 when I started it) was the chicken shows. There were many different kinds of chickens but this one was one of my favorite kinds. There was also another one I referred to as “big bird” but I’m not sure what kind it was. ",
"Nope, not a Wyandot. It is a Sebright. Wyandots are a more round chicken.\n\nSource: Certified Poultry judge",
"Actually the breed is a bantam Silver Seibright.\nThey are beautiful!",
"Silver Sebright is what the picture is.",
"Something looks off here...",
"I believe I've read they are one of two breeds where the male doesn't have a special tail(curved)",
"Seabright Bantams are what you call an ornamental breed. There are bred just to be beatiful. ",
"I am talking about chickens in general lol. And I do know about seabrights 😃",
"Finally, some real bird law.",
"Hummingbirds are legal tender",
"Haha. This bird's name is the same as my family name. I remember looking up my name when I was younger and only finding pictures of a chicken.",
"Very nice.\n\n*hangs on refrigerator*",
"*Toasted",
"DoodleChicken. ",
"Can I get some upvotes for my baby? She’s turning six this year! Six years of eggs! \n\nHere’s her with her babies:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/cnVxz1b.jpg\n\n[Edit: Since this blew up. Here’s the video it came from: [Mama Blossom with her Chicks](https://youtu.be/advvj3JsbtA)",
"Silver Sebright. Both boys and girls are hen feathered.",
"What a fun thing to judge. I bet people get pretty heartbroken when they don't win though.\n\nI just have 2 feed store RIR's, a light brahma, and a little EE. But I would love to get into breeding \"perfect chickens.\" ",
"Nope, it's a jackdaw\n\nSource: Unidan",
"I just ate a bowl of Hummingbird Charms! ",
"Chickens are fucking awesome pets. And not only to you have a pet, but they lay eggs, and their poop is great in the garden.",
"Seen this in photoshop battles",
"If you haven't seen Chicken People on Amazon Prime, you should watch it immediately! ",
"Hence the term chickenheads. In all seriousness though you're comparing human females to poultry. You may be trying to elevate the bird, but it speaks poorly on your attitude towards women. Socially conscious groups would be in uproar if this sort of comment were to get a lot of attention on social-media. I'm not policing your behavior, I guess I'm just saying you should think about these sort of things.",
"What are your thoughts on the CMT documentary Chicken People? As someone whose only experience with chicken is from my daily diet, I found it to be entertaining, but I suspect that it was edited heavily. \n\n[Link](http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4819510/) to the IMDB page",
"No she doesn’t she’s perfect ",
"This is just amazing! ",
"Very clever title",
"I used to have a really sweet hen named Penny. She would let me pick her up, pet her, and hand feed her. She also laid green eggs! Best chicken ever :)",
"It’s a silver laced sebright. ",
"My girlfriend draws these, thought you guys would like it. ",
"I hate when reality is cell shaded...",
"Stop ",
"ME HOY MINOY",
"I might actually print this out and use it like a coloring page.",
"What a cutie! Barred Plymouth Rocks are such good birds, one of my first hens was one.\n\nMy two Modern Game bantam hens will be turning 10 this year. Gonna make them a tiny cornbread cake and tiny party hats. ",
"It would look really cool with stained glass photoshopped in.",
"[It's time to stop. ] (https://youtu.be/2k0SmqbBIpQ) ",
"Doodlechicken! Ahoy hoyionion ahoy",
"It looks like Sai drew this. ",
"Thank you, your Honor. ",
"I really wanted to see someone color it like Microsoft paint. When you scribbled all over the page and randomly colored it in. That’s kinda what it reminds me of. ",
"And they say it's vegetarians who never shut up about their diets... ",
"r/sneakers\n\nSharpie X Bird",
"I had one of these growing up! Her name was LadyHawk!\nShe was quite the flyer!",
"Sai has perfected his genjitsu.",
"We raise those on the farm I work at over the summers. I think the silvers are prettier, to be honest, but the golds are rarer. The farmer I work for specializes in rare breeds. ",
"Here's the thing, I am 100%----I mean, you are 100% correct.",
"The Holy Chicken of Death... ?",
"Reminds me of the Sharpie Vans that were on r/all around a week ago. https://i.imgur.com/klV0BLW.jpg\n\nOriginal Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/streetwear/comments/7s4f2z/white_vans_x_sharpie/",
"Can I fry it?",
"Default armor vs. microtransaction armor.",
"I have never seen one quite like this one and I lived in the country for a good part of my life",
"What say we go toe to toe on Real Estate law and see who comes out the victor??!?",
"https://imgur.com/mztpUOW",
"Rainbow colored:\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/nGiHa",
"I also had a green egg laying araucana once. Chickens are pretty cool, not terribly smart, but pretty entertaining. ",
"I have one of those,but a rooster! Silver sebright bantam",
"We eat ours and we eat their eggs. Sure you need to cook like 3 to get a meal for a family, and you need 2 eggs to match a grade A egg, but they're delicious (especially if they've had access to a yard and bugs and natural feed). ",
"It's clearly a Narragansett.",
"r/reallifeshinies",
"There's a reason we call gossipers, hens.\n\nYou bang on the side of the coop, the hens all squak. Then it does down.\n\nGossipers are the same way, you feed them with a little bang on the coop rumor, but it eventually dies down.",
"Underrated comment here",
"Are they the same price as the mandalas?",
"There are studies that document relationships within groups of adolescent girls. He doesn't have to think about anything. His comparison could be very spot on and society is constantly tagging human behaviors onto animals. Please hold in your entitlement over other people's lives. \"I'm not policing,\" my ass. ",
"That chicken looks like a monarch butterfly ",
"can someone inform donny that this isn’t twitter?",
"Both sebrights are hen feathered",
"Ooh, shiny Pokémon ",
"Ugh the adult coloring book craze has gone far enough!",
"and they taste delicious too !",
"but that's the point",
"Be quiet Trump, the adults are talking. ",
"And tasty ",
"Can’t believe I eat something that pretty",
"Looks like sasuke's sussano",
"That fuckers too cool to eat. Unless I get hungry.",
"Chickens are so cool. They come in as many colors and styles as dogs and cats. I'm loving this one and those all black chickens.",
"This looks like a post for /r/natureislit.",
"I never thought a chicken could be badass",
"She is beautiful just like that \n",
"Reminds me of that fish that wouldn’t share his scales",
"Not where the term chicken head comes from at all wtf haha!",
"Barred Rocks were always my favorites of the chickens we kept. Rhode Island Reds are good but not as interesting looking. We had a couple of buff Orpingtons but I never liked their attitude - they get really broody and as a kid tasked with collecting eggs it always sucked to have to deal with them. And white leghorns are probably the most efficient laying hens around, but with about as much personality and visual appeal as wet cardboard.",
"Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.",
"A lot of potential at least ",
">Wow! That's one of the most beautiful birds I've ever seen!\n\nIt's also the last bird you seen.\n\nCoincidence?",
"Can’t tell if trolling or overinvolved in someone else’s life",
"I wanna see one in vantablack, with the current black lines inverted to white. ",
"I have 4. Things I have observed:\n\nThey'll fuck up your garden.\n\nThey really are chicken (cowardice sense).\n\nThey are fairly clever.\n",
"Looks like a stained glass thing",
"The new borderlands is looking nice.",
"Not enough exclamation points",
"And tasty ",
"You wouldn't want to eat a Sebright anyway. They're tiny ornamental bantams, so they're shaped completely differently than a meat bird.\n\n[These](https://www.efowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Cornish-101.jpg) are Cornish Cross pullets, the type of chicken most commonly used for eating. [Even their chicks are huge](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z7gCdmd-ja4/SaD51IAyaGI/AAAAAAAAAoY/UtSapdBtD9g/s320/015.JPG), and the one on the left isn't even a bantam chick.",
"This guy shops hard.",
"...So... You only dislike eating animals if they're *pretty*?\n\n&nbsp;\n\nHmmmm... [*licks lips*] How attractive would you say you are? ",
"r/unexpectednaruto ?",
"I know this is a twisted question to most. Are they good eating? Growing up we did chickens, rabbits, and pigs to eat. All out chickens were Rhode Island reds or the pure white.\n\nStill miss rabbit. Flavorful and delicious.",
"This comment is stupid and you should feel bad for posting it.",
"What do you have against white people",
"Fuck off",
"what a fat chicken!",
"Sliced Almond Chicken",
"Poor dullard. You don't get it do ya?",
"Yes it is I would love give colour to this bird😘😘😘",
"This is why I look at the comments",
"Honestly though teenagers suck regardless of gender, their brains aren't done developing and they are flushed with hormones. Teenage girls are notoriously volatile, petty, and vicious, which is also expected behavior in poultry but not among groups of grown women. \n\nGroups of teenage boys are equally notorious for being territorial and overly macho, and it would be equally fair to compare them to a troupe of chimps.\n\nThe comparison is about behavior that comes from immaturity, not gender. It seems like your argument is coming from good intentions but it's unfair to assume OP is being mysogynistic.",
"https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--KmxdS0R1--/t_Preview/b_rgb:ffffff,c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1449351547/production/designs/359654_1.jpg",
"https://imgur.com/Or6w9E9",
"!DreamBot",
"If I could have any title, Certified Poultry Judge would be in the top 5 easily. How do I become a Poultry Judge? I just watched a documentary on it and it seems pretty tough. There's a book I need to buy apparently that's like the poultry bible",
"Lol I thought the term chickenheads came from rappers who were talking chicks that suck dick. Thats why they're chickenheads, cuz they always be bobbing they heads",
"Why didn't you?\n\nEDIT: What have I just created?",
"They weigh like 1 pound and half of that is feathers.",
"here's mine: Dino the Japanese Bantam, looking majestic and fierce.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/oDBfq9a.jpg",
"Silver seabright is the breed, this one is also bantam, meaning smaller. ",
"ayy we out here",
"But does it lay golden eggs?",
"I have a hen! She thinks she's a roo though. ",
"That looks like a grouse.",
"Have you ever held/pet a chicken? They're really soft.",
"Because people ARE animals. I wish people would get that through their heads. We're just better at problem solving and reasoning. ",
"I have not seen it, but I'll have to check it out!",
"I need the medium and a brief artist statement.",
"Why didn't you?",
"Micro transactions are the worst thing since unsliced bread",
"It looks like Sai drew it",
"What about the egg?",
"r/photoshopbattles",
"Some people do, but it's not very controversial because anyone can see/feel for what determines a winner.",
"Why didn't you?",
"Came here for this",
"This is the coolest chicken I have ever seen in my life, while I’ll admit I am not aware of very many variations in color of said chickens but if I were a chicken I’d totally rock the inverted tuxedo look. ",
"Who knew efowl.com was a thing?",
"The Rainbow Fish!",
"Is that what they look like as babies or was dad a regular chicken?\n",
"They are definitely edible and will taste like all other chicken. But will give less meat and probably be a little tougher.",
"/r/DonutSteel ",
"looks like someone's angry from malnutrition ;)",
"Why didn't you? ",
"Beautiful ",
"There's a documentary on Netflix that is really informative and fun. There's literally like a thousand chickens per contest, all judged by the American Standard, and people breed them to get absolute perfection. It's serious business. Not a huge prize to it, but the people that love it *really* love it",
"Looks like I found some [chicken people](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4819510/?ref_=nv_sr_1). Cool!",
"*DOODLEBIRB*",
"It looks like it’s in MS13.",
"You said it, Birdperson. ",
"Yep. For another visualization of the differences, [here is a pic](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/0e/d0/5b/0ed05b099d1c6b0b88baa86e5cc2840b.jpg) of a Cornish x carcass vs a Hamburg (laying breed). Notice the Cornish x is not only far larger, but also younger, and though you can't see it, they are more efficient at turning feed into meat.",
"Lucky bastard hatched a full odds shiny",
"\"bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon. I'm a man because I eat bacon\"",
"That is so cool looking, dip it in blue koolaid :)",
"I first read that as 'veterinarians' and was a tad confused.",
"Yeah, that fucker.",
"Get outta my head!",
"I've heard from breeders that they're worse than teenage girls. They remember. And start shit and act like assholes. Chickens are smarter than they get credit for, even if they don't use it for good.",
"r/chickengifs",
"What a beautiful chicken tho",
"I'm not sure I understand. ",
"fuck eververse",
"... now that I'm old enough to think of it, that was kinda messed up. \n\n\"Rainbow fish, can we please have some of your beautiful scales they're so pretty\" \n... \n\"Woah dude, sweet glittery tyedye shirt.\" \"Oh, it's not a shirt, it's a full-body tattoo.\" \"Could... uh... could you cut off parts of your skin and let me have a chunk?\" \"no.\" \n\nEdit because rethinking it again. THAT MESSED ME UP SO BAD... I'm always waaaaay too submissive and forgiving. This is the first time I've decided I will never read a certain book to kids. ",
"Half a pound of chicken isn't bad. ",
"/r/backyardchickens",
"There's a great documentary called \"Chicken People\" about this particular obsession.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ZShxa6wJ0",
"It's an ornamental breed of chicken - Sebright, in silver laced variety. Other breeds come in this pattern, and in different colors. For instance, [here](https://www.backyardchickens.com/image/id/7573096/width/900/height/900/flags/LL) is a blue laced red Wyandotte. ",
"Seriously someone should, c'mon guys it's ez karma.",
"Bawk?",
"r/chickengifs",
"r/chickengifs ",
"a chicken ",
"Done\nhttps://imgur.com/a/GMkCB",
"They can also learn very simple commands. My moms chickens know \"you'd better get\" means get out of the horse paddock. They like to go in there and crap everywhere, no one likes stepping in chicken poo.",
"Why didn't you?",
"They really are amazing we kept a few when I was a wee lad",
"no heck off",
"There's barely any meat on them.",
"My dad is a vocational agriculture teacher and we grew up taking all sorts of poultry to the fair (local, county, and state). My dad became a judge to make some money in the summer while school is out and after helping him out I decided to do it myself. Having grown up around it, I knew a lot of the stuff already so the learning curve wasn't huge. The best way I can recommend is getting involved with the poultry department at a fair near you and learning as much as you can. After that you can possibly \"clerk\" for a judge (help them with the show, write down notes for them, etc) then after learning the ropes take the test. It's fun and rewarding to get to work with the kids.\n\nEdit: the book is called \"The American Standard of Perfection\" great pictures and details of all the recognized breeds. It includes chickens, ducks, and geese.",
"Much cooler this way",
"Why didn't you? ",
"In your case, smoking hot.",
"Kinda looks like shaved almonds",
"They were *his* scales he didn’t have to share if he didn’t want to",
"Hence the term chickenheads amiright 🙌🏽",
"I’ve got a golden laced Wyandote... she’s absolutely stunning and a sweet bird too ",
"Chicken owner here. Sebrights are very small, and mostly bones and feathers. While technically edible, once you got it to the table, it would look like Bob Cratchet's Christmas dinner, and wouldn't be much worth the effort. \n\n(The best meat birds are bred special to retain their weight, like the white Cornish.)",
"THATS FUCKING GOLDEN CHOCOBO STATUS RIGHT THERE!",
"sold/comp account /u/n07900, /u/nwmaurer, /u/nio1000",
"Now I have something to post to r/todayilearned",
"Have some stressed out Millenial do it. I'm too busy working and not complaining.",
"Yes a fine specimen indeed.",
"Unsliced bread’s pretty good though ",
"Damn, those chickens are huge. They have bigger boobs than *me.*",
"Why didn't you? ",
"+10 health",
"Looking through the comments for some cringey colorings and yall muthafuckers let me down. ",
"We had 3 of those, lost them all to a predator one night. Still hurts. ",
"I agree. My grandpa had chickens of his own, but I've never seen anything of this glorious breed. ",
"I used to have some of these feisty little guys. Their names were Eenie, Meenie, and Minie. Moe was an ugly chicken. These chickens also come in a brown and gold color. Chickens are surprisingly good pets, no lie.",
"The horse paddock & you're worried about stepping in chicken poo?",
"Why didn't I?!",
"r/reallifeshinies",
"They're not evil themselves, the problem is when they do an EA with them.",
"I just image someone just taking a bite out of it, cuz no one has time to cut it.",
"Why didn't you?",
"I should have pointed out that the OP bird is a dwarf breed of chicken and wouldn't even be as big as the laying breed in the pic I posted.",
"[So good, I hung it on the fridge.](https://imgur.com/uLe0fpo)",
"I remember this post from 2014.. https://imgur.com/gallery/e29HpQj\nwith the colored result.. https://i.imgur.com/InwUmcd.jpg",
"Thank you! Very informative. I'll bet I can find someone to tutor me around here, but I'm gonna study that book like crazy, it seems like the judges stick to it solidly",
"Are we talking mass or surface area? I'll take the feathers please.",
"Fucking reddit.. nobody asks the real questions...\n\nIS THIS REAL? IF SO PLEASE EXPLAIN?????",
"People would just tear it into chucks. At least that’s what movies tell me. ",
"Just read that book last night. What a little cunt fish u know?",
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"I was hoping to find a comment by someone who had taken this picture and actually colored him in. Lol. ",
"Nothing like a golden cock. ",
"Do you think they taste very different? I'm a vegan but curious for some reason.",
"Gotta say,\n1) The twitching freaks me out\n2) They have scales *and* feathers\n3) The way they jerk back and forth when they walk\nI'm open to others' opinions, but I gotta disagree.",
"r/mildlyinteresting",
"Why didn't you?",
"It looks like an egg, but more like an egg. ",
"Aight, I'll pass on this one for dinner then",
"> They're not evil themselves\n\nChickens are fucking evil....",
"If you like this chicken, you'll like Joshua Vides' work. @joshuavides on instagram.",
"It gives every detail needed about a chickens appearance to determine their flaws. It's pretty rare to see a near perfect one but when you do it's pretty special!",
"Somebody already colored that one in",
"Why didn't you?",
"He did have to though. Poor fish.",
"how can you weigh surface area?",
"It's a much more fun version of eharmony!",
"Why didn't you?",
"Uh... you're not wrong, but that isn't what I'm talking about.",
"Why didn't you?",
"Why didn't you?",
"Yeah because people who don't eat meat are malnourished, fuck off is right, bro science.",
"I colored it blue because I've always wanted to see a blue chicken.",
"Silver Seabright!",
"Why didn't you?",
"Maybe you can answer this for me - what happens to the feathers when the bird passes away? \n\nBecause I look at all of these beautiful birds and can only think “I want to put you on a hat!” But I really prefer to know where my feathers (just like my firs or leather I’ve worked with in the past) comes from. ",
"Why didn't you?",
"It’s just one big slice ",
"Stop this mf",
"I go to the State Fair of Texas poultry show every year, and it's a lot of fun. There's a mind-blowing variety of breeds, and they each have such unique personalities.",
"I could see myself becoming one of these people when/if I ever retire. They’re such beautiful birds, and some have great personalities, that I’d love that!",
"Book Beck.",
"A petition I'd get behind",
"Can confirm. I bake my own sourdough and I often just rip off a chunk.\n\nI find it satisfying.",
"but unsliced bread taste much better...",
"Trust me these chickens are temperamental Satan spawn\n\nSource: I have scars to prove it ",
"Well yea..? Have you ever seen chicken poo? It's freaking nasty, horse poo doesn't even stick unless it's freshly dropped.",
"Till they give you salmonella",
"Had a hen that looked just like this! Her name was lady bird. She didn’t make it through the winter tho! Sad day that day was! ",
"It’s a me hoy minoy chicken!",
"That’s my cake philosophy too \n",
"I once drew a green chicken in art class and entered it into the local county themed art contest under the category \"farm animals\" and got second place. I won $200 cash. Note this was a joke and I had no hope of winning. Also my art teacher wasnt very accepting of me entering it because she thought it was me disrespecting art and the contest. The look on her face as she handed me that envelope with the money was priceless.",
"I’m sold after house sitting for a week for a friend with three hens. They’re such characters, and get to know you pretty fast (and learn your particular quirks). Plus, low maintenance all things considered. My friend moves their hutch to be in whatever raised bed he needs cleaned out before planting, and they fertilize it and clean out all the weeds. ",
"I've never seen a chicken like that pretty cool.",
"/r/reallifeshinies",
"Honestly...I have no idea at all!",
"OK, but colouring in with gravy is going to be rather messy.",
"You didn't, why?",
"No, there's also guts and bones, and what meat there is tends to be much more lean and stringy than what you're used to from a store(they fly). I used to keep banties, they're not good for eating to the point that I'd mostly cook the culls for my dog. \n\nIt's just annoying when people see a beautiful chicken or someones' pet hen and they can't think of anything better to say than HURR DURR I LIEK CHICKEN NUGGETS AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW OR CARE TO LEARN ABOUT THIS SUBJECT. \n\nWhy would anyone look at that pretty thing and want to eat a rare sebright? I had 11 and was still reluctant to give up a single rooster.",
"Made out of sliced chocolate almonds",
"[On using \"to be honest\"](https://www.wsj.com/articles/no-headline-available-1390243667)",
"that's standard procedure for most bakery style breads like focaccia ",
"The god has spoken, we shall bow down to [OP's request](https://imgur.com/Lw7pkdo).",
"All the other fish are cunts. Rainbow fish didn't choose to be born beautiful but in order to even have friends, he has to rip off a piece of himself just to satisfy the other fishs' greed.\n\nIf someone went around asking for you to rip off your lips and share them otherwise nobody would ever talk to you, you'd think that dude was a cunt. ",
"“This fucking chicken needs to be eaten”\n\n-The Hound...probably",
"The inker did his job. ",
"colorizebot",
"I don't want to eat it, I just didn't think half a pound was bad. ",
"That's what she said. -Donald Trump",
"He did if he didn't want to be alone forever. The other fish bullied him into ripping off pieces of himself. ",
"What's the bet this pops up on other subs with people believing it's real and commenting on how amazing nature is.",
"Depends how thick it is.",
"Insert 25 cents to continue.",
"I tried dying my chicken blue, but the dye didn't stick. Oh well. He was white, I tried with blue food coloring, not harmful to him.",
"My teacher told me that story was an allegory for communism.",
"We have one of these!",
"we had 10 chickens, 8 got killed by the mink in our creek. He slits their throat and drinks their blood and leaves the carcass, which then the other chickens cannibalize, such a lovely sight to clean up in the morning. ",
"So the likelyhood of me getting a golden one from a big box store accidentally mixed in with silkies is like winning the lottery?",
"Does no one else feel super uncomfortable looking at it?!?! \n\nIs this in the realm of trypophobia or am I just weird? \n\nI’m sure it’s a lovely chicken, I just can’t look at it :/",
"[I have one](https://imgur.com/a/kJHvJ)\n\nShe’s a cutie. ",
"It's usually better than sliced bread actually ",
"I did.\n\n^just ^kidding ^i ^didnt",
"PS Battle? ",
"She's pretty tasty ",
"Another word for gossiping is clucking",
"This is a subjective opinion, and I really do think the silver ones are prettier while my farmer friend likes the golds. There's nothing to prevaricate or be mendacious about when discussing which chicken colouration I prefer... So what's your aim in linking this - merely to throw around how much you know to others?",
"Luckily he keeps his feathers numbered for just such an occasion",
"Default looks cooler. ",
"Chill, dude. Here, have some B12. ",
"The only chicken memories I have are ones where i was chased by like 3 of them while crying. \nFucking chickens. Cluck cluck motherfrickers",
"yum, yum, yum - in my tum, tum, tum",
"Why didnt you?",
"Wow, he comes from the black & white sky",
"We got some Japanese when I was a kid and as soon as we opened the carrying case to transfer them to a pen the flew away...",
"Ah..it has been more than 25 years but I now remembered that. \n\nWe rescued game cocks for years while I grew up. Gorgeous birds.",
"Why Didnt you? ",
"I see someone making a sandwich out of two full loaves of bread.",
"I wanted to see Japanese Batman",
"I knew one of the top comments would be someone actually coloring it in!",
"[ALL COLORS](https://i.imgur.com/a6RToCE.png)",
"For some reason I found this fucking hilarious",
"That happened!? Count yourself lucky, the golden ones are apparently more at risk than the silvers, which are quite common. They're hilarious birds - at least ours are. Full of personality.",
"That guy's laugh sounded like it was a track on loop. I'm not sure the chicken's the dumb one. Had full control of the audience the entire time.",
"That sucks, I'm sorry. We lost one to a dog once, we got rid of that dog pretty damn fast. Had to scare away coyotes a few times when they'd start getting too close.",
"Pastel?? \nA PASTEL rainbow??! \nWhy man?!!",
"Yeah even if one gets sick or something you have to get it away from the other chickens because they'll end up killing it.",
"It did. I had no idea what she was and still didn't until I saw this post. She is a fabulous little baby and will brood anything she can get her feathers on. She is secretly my favorite but I'll never tell my other chickens that.",
"Borderlands chicken.",
"Anyone else feel uncomfortable ",
"You changed my mind. ",
"Controversial",
"Yep! Came to say this ",
"Why does it look like it’s moving 😱",
"I have a Golden seabright. She’s the fastest and hardest to catch of my flock haha",
"This is what I expected",
"Why didn’t Danny DeVito?",
"Well they are a bit too tasty to dwell on that",
"Why didn’t you?",
"Yeah. One was just bones, one was about half eaten, and the other was decapitated but still intact. Assume he got full and lost interest. \n\nSo glad my wife found them and not my kids.",
"We clean chook poo daily from our backyard flock. Dries pretty quickly during an Aussie summer though Now, cattle are the ones you really have to watch out for.",
"Why didn't you?",
"Why didn’t you",
"A silver seabright. Pretty little things, but all of mine were slightly psychotic. ",
"I’ll trim your armor for free ",
"I have to say, you got me. I honestly can't tell if you're a troll or not, so.. well done :)",
"But there's no numbers to follow...",
"I have a silver (pictured) and a gold. They're such bitchy birds.",
"I wouldn't eat him",
"You ever seen a Converse shaped loaf? You'll get shook.",
"No, eggs are Mondrian pattern",
"Just like my beard",
"Well, are they at least good egg layers, then? Or are they just for looks?",
"What kind of chicken is that specifically I'd like to eat one. ",
"Dough*",
"Okay...I'll do it. \n\nhttp://reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/7vaqht/psbattle_this_black_and_white_chicken/\n",
"Why didn’t you?",
"My four year old thought this was the funniest picture... then he said “oh, look at me I’m going to wiggle my tail!”",
"I just watched the documentary Chicken People so my expert opinion is this is a chicken. ",
"Hello Mr. or Mrs. Sebright",
"Amazon Prime Video is where we snagged it. ",
"What defines a bantam? we had some and they had feathers on their feet. Just a small chicken?",
"colorizebot",
"can someone paint this birb in with ms paint?",
"Why didn't you?",
"/r/mspaintbattles",
"Same chicken flavor, this one would probably be a little tougher but not noticeable to a lot of people.",
"This is what I came to the comments for, thank you.",
"/r/RealLifeDoodles",
"This is definitely the best thing I've seen all day. Thank you for the laughs!",
"Needs more rgb :)",
"Meta",
"Your don't eat those. The ones you eat are not pretty at all.",
"Thank you",
"Thank you",
"Happy Gilmore?",
"My wife said “I bet it leaves a blue egg”.",
"Someone did.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/7vaqht/psbattle_this_black_and_white_chicken/",
"Don't color outside the lines, though. ",
"That's the place to go to pick up the best chicks!",
"Why didn’t you?",
"Super Beast Scroll!",
"Awwwwww😊😊😊",
"how did these funny chickens come about? what made them evolve as such from dinosaurs?",
"Ugh well it’s hardly as deep as the mandala I just finished colouring in to combat my depression TIFFANAAYYY ",
"\" you wanna piece o' me? You wanna piece o' me?\"",
"Thank you for that",
"That's what I've seen, it's like one out of thousands that are perfect... There's a reason people dedicate their lives to it",
"Ooh, so close. ",
"Ho-oh and Lugia.",
"I'm going to guess a lot of selective breeding but I have no facts that back it up.",
"How does this give me anxiety",
"beautiful birb",
"Thats majestic AF",
"Borderland collab",
"Yeah, that's what I do",
"A paint by feather...?",
"I used to have those. Silver Sebrights are super pretty little birds.",
"Why didn't you?",
"I have no idea how I’m supposed to color this in without the numbers. 😥",
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"Op hasn’t posted a Japanese bantam, it’s a sebright bantam and I’m pretty sure yours is too.",
"Ok meet me in wildly ",
"Looks like Joshua Vides painted a bird",
"Is the chicken gold...or blue?",
"They do lay nice eggs. I can eat about 10 of them. ",
"That's an intimidating chicken right there.",
"Yeah, that was a great movie. This was one of the \"featured\" breeds in it.",
"Why didn’t you? ",
"What are the names of these birds?",
"I am sure the eggs will be colored too.",
"Title game 💯 \nComment game 💯 \n\nLet’s keep it rolling boyz",
"So this is what I did during the Superbowl...[Colored Chicken](http://imgur.com/xSqLZWN.jpg)",
"Billy Madison, and it was a duck in the movie. :)",
"The only other time I've heard paddock is in Jurassic Park so I'm imagining your setup is similar. Don't correct me on this.",
"Because",
"How does fertilizer clean out the weeds? Or did you mean chickens eat weeds? Sorry, total noob here. ",
"Golden Sebrights and Silver Sebrights. They're a bantam breed and most often raised for decorations. Someone thought they were Wyandottes, but Wyandottes are a regular size breed and have feathers with shaggier edging - Sebrights have very neat and well delineated feathers with very tidy edging. Sebrights are quirky and beautiful, but hard to breed - roosters are often not very fertile so if you get a fertile male, breed him! They don't have as much sexual dimorphism as some chicken breeds - it's a little harder to tell the roosters from the hens. ",
"This worked fine until someone started using yeast. ",
"Aww Sebright Bantams! I loved these back when I would show them ",
"R/photoshopbattle",
"*WARNING: ACTIVE CAMOUFLAGE FAILURE*",
"Well he roped me into this!",
"This is what I said after my pre-k kids read the book! It's teaching you to buy your friends and that people will only hang out with you if you give them stuff. Not cool.",
"Wynadotte is what that breed is.",
"I love me some wyandottes. Looks like a banty too.",
"They're called Sebright Bantams. I have a gold version named Mawmaw. \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/r4n4PoX.png",
"Preorder bonus. ",
"Destiny 2 anyone? ",
"Sai's",
"Minoy mihoy pigeon ",
"There are no numbers. How do I know which colors to use?",
"Why didn't you?",
"I had a Bantam hen of this coloring named pepper. She was the ornriest little thing I've ever met. Super intelligent and extremely tricky. Loved her. I miss her so much.",
"These adult coloring books are getting out of hand.",
"We have a d'uccle ([mille fleur coloration](https://www.efowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/mille-duccle-hen.jpg)). And yep, they definitely fly. Something chased them around at one point (probably a cat). Finally found her on our 2 story roof.\n\nLuckily, she's awesome shoulder chicken and while i was standing on the ground trying to figure out how the fuck i was gonna get her down, she hurled herself of the roof and into my hands.\n\nSomeone got extra mealworms for dinner :)",
"Not what you wanted but I played around with the picture a bit and made this https://i.imgur.com/q7kG5y0.jpg",
"Hen not chicken ",
"Pluckin awesome! Tastiest camo ever!",
"With MS Paint!",
"That's pretty dope dude! I would put that on my wall!",
"Are you a vegan too, u/ultracarnivore?",
"~~Honey badger~~ Trash panda doesn't give a shit, trash panda does what he wants ! \n\n\"- Here ! Take that, Superman.\" \n\n\"- Aaarrrrglllggll\"",
"[Rainbow chicken.](https://i.imgur.com/DFm1UVC.jpg)",
"You mean like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVTKEc-mu8?",
"Dang thats a good looking birdie",
"I'd say we are leaking but we're actually bleeding out...",
"Woah! You can't just say colored chickens, Grandma!!! It's chickens of color now...",
"Kind of looks like a monarch butterfly!",
"Just take a bite of every ingredient of a sandwich and mix it in your mouth. E-z",
"Edit: deep dream link: http://psychic-vr-lab.com/deepdream/pics/1277374.html\n\nTrying to figure out how to run this through Deep Dream on mobile without much success. Will check back with link if I can make it work but if someone else can beat me to it just as well",
"I watched that doco on AmazonTV it was surprisingly really good! I just started raising chickens and ducks this year and felt a lot of parallels lol",
"This chicken looks like a beautiful arrangement of sliced almonds.",
"that moment when you add stroke to the scanned in drawing",
"She adopted them! I bought them from a feed store and she took them in right away :) They slept underneath her until she had to stand up because they got too big.",
"Hehe yea. She’s my fattest lady. She needs the extra fat to keep warm!",
"chickens are better than teenage girls because you can murder and eat them when they become too much of a bother.\n\ngenerally its frowned upon to do this to teenage girls.",
"I saw one of these at a fair two weeks ago. This picture doesn’t do it justice. The feathers lay so perfectly like lace. ",
"He looks like he's gonna punch you and then cocka-doodle-doo ya mom.",
"Aww good girl!",
"It’s an Imgur upvote",
"did anyone get goosebumps looking at this photo? ",
"Me and my friends will do this sometimes. We'll go buy a loaf of bread and pass it around just tearing off chunks while we chat.",
"So um guys...\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/7vaqht",
"My Rhody hates being picked up. She has the most personality out of all my girls. My blossom is more quiet and reserved though. I know what you mean about buffies though. Mine was a bitch to the babies. My old leghorn had a lot of personality too. She was a fighter!",
"Stained glass chicken:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/tVeZsQt.jpg\n",
"For real. I had a bread bowl carved out of half of a loaf of bread and stuffed with way too much shit at Zunzi's in Savannah. They call it bunny chow, which you'll never forget because the whole restaurant staff is screaming it at you over and over again in a frenzy except for the one poor girl sitting on a cooler by the cash register because it's her second day ever and she still finds the whole thing to be cringe inducing and she'd be right. Still, it's a great deal for like $8 even though the staff totally bullies you into getting sauces you don't like and the sweet tea is supposed to be like South African or something but really it just tastes weird. Anyway they give you these stickers that say shit yeah Zunzi's and it's not optional, they just put the on you. Over all I was impressed with the food though and so were the Jehovahs Witnesses standing in line next to me. I'm still trying to get the sticker adhesive off my phone case but I'd go back again. Unsliced bread is pretty sweet. ",
"I also wanted to make a [rainbow chicken](https://i.imgur.com/JAt2d0y.png)",
"Don't forget to increase the temperature in your mouth to 200 degrees so it bakes.",
"depends on the chicken/weed but yes they eat them. they also do a lot of scratching when looking for food which can uproot smaller weeds.",
"!Redditchicken",
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"!Redditchicken",
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"!colorizebot",
"What’s it called? I keep chickens (have 4 currently) and would love to watch this. ",
"Whoa dude, that looks fucking amaaaaaaazing :O",
"and it's probably very delicious too",
"their body language & movement is one of the things that fascinates & endears me the most. it's a very strange, almost reptilian way of movement. makes sense considering chickens are descendants of dinosaurs.\n\nthe scales are really only on the legs, the rest of their body is rather loose & thin skin covered in feathers.\n\ni could see why you don't like it though, they are weird little animals.",
"I'm hearing the seagulls from Nemo",
"And if she was a male instead, she'd probably look quite *fabulous* in comparison.\n\nAfter all, that's a common theme among birds: the females look somewhat plain and reserved, while the males are usually colourful and ostentatious popinjays. Peacocks are just one of many examples of this.",
"Especially silkies. ",
"This man is correct. We raised a few of these when I was little. One of the few chickens that could legitly fly. Always was flying out of its pen.\n\n\nWe also had what my brother called a Silver Waisted Lineadot. ",
"This will get buried but an interesting side not on this bird is that we Native Americans have certain ceremonial items we use these feathers for. ",
"just small. lots of non-bantam breeds have feathered feet.",
"Yeah... it does look a little bit sketchy.",
"Colorizebot",
"This Hen needs a Pen.",
"I would be glad to send you some of her feathers when she molts :)",
"Reminds me of We Sing In Sillyville ",
"I see the Tide Commercial made the front page...",
"Any boxer between 115 and 118 pounds.",
"That's a silver laced seabright bantam. ",
"Came to the comments for this",
"Those little chirps 😍",
"#coloredchickenlivesmatter",
"r/streetwear my chicken + Sharpie",
"When I opened this comment section, I thought I was going to see a bunch of people posting their colourized interpretations of it they made in Photoshop lol.",
"This seriously looks like some asshole got bored with a sharpie and chicken. ",
"It’s like biting... but with your fingers ",
"The colour is called silver-laced! I had a pet silver-laced Wyandotte called Dot for a while",
"[now in technicolor](https://imgur.com/a/H5SRm)",
"“Golden”",
"Why did you?",
"https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/logopedia/images/e/ec/NBC_Peacock_logo_2013_svg.png/revision/latest?cb=20150923023920",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/7vaqht/_/\n\nMore colors over there",
"Borderlands 3 is looking good",
"10/10 cutie",
"You only listed 3 things",
"This makes me miss having chickens at my ex's mom's house.",
"Chicken from Borderlands",
"I'm honored.",
"Well this is definitely a cockadoodle. ",
"Ok, we did have an old black leghorn rooster when I was really little and that SOB was a fighter. Like I think we could have made some serious money in the illegal cockfighting world. My most vivid memory of that beast is of it chasing my best friend around the yard while he screamed and it tried to fly up and grab his back.",
"HURR DURR it was a joke dumbass get over yourself",
"Then this bird is useless to me",
"What are they called? What do their eggs look like?",
"definitely a tide ad",
"This comment surprised the hell out of me. I'm dying here....",
"It's egg-cellent for that!",
"/u/coty0240, i need your help identifying this breed!",
"You didn't give me anything? ",
"\"GAY PRIDE FUCK YEAH\"\n\n-That chicken probably",
"Depends on breed. My rhode island red is kind of hard feathered but my golden lace is like cotton all across.",
"Mascot of /r/pcmasterrace",
"Lame.",
"That's awesome! And I agree, they aren't extremely smart, but they're so much fun to have. Plus you get fresh eggs! \n\nI also used to have guinea fowl, which got along well with our chickens. They were a bit smarter than the chickens and were great for keeping bugs at bay as well, especially ticks.",
"Me hoy minoy",
"Looks yummy.",
"Silver Laced Sebright. They’re a bantam breed so they’re all super small. Their eggs have a off-white/slightly orange color and as you can imagine are also small. Takes about 3-4 to get the same amout as a medium egg. \n\nWe had a Golden Laced Sebright as well but he turned out to be a rooster so we couldn’t keep him due to my neighbors.",
"Scooby-Dooby Doo!",
"Use a thermometer, except put the needle of the thermometer on a really hot surface, like a light bulb, first. \n\nWHAM! Instant 200 degree temperature reading from the inside of your mouth.",
"I think that's a silver laced Wyandotte.",
"Is this that chick from Wee Sing in Sillyville?",
"Ah yes, the ol' get out of school trick.",
"I have one of each. The female is black and white and the little rooster is golden and black. They are tiny little birds compared to my others. ",
"Racism much.. sheesh",
"I laughed violently ",
"Yup. You got it!",
"Well sorry to break it to you, but in the countries where you actually get REAL bread most people will not get it sliced for a good reason.\nBut then there are countries where [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Anadama_bread_%281%29.jpg/1280px-Anadama_bread_%281%29.jpg) is considered bread.",
"Black and white chicken",
"This looks truly beautiful",
"Of course. ",
"The chicken is not delicious but adorable",
"Can someone photoshop this chicken wearing the cartoon sneakers customs? ",
"Is there any other way for sourdough? ",
"I wonder how it tastes. ",
"yeah man, I'm not trying to eat this bird instead",
"This chicken needs to be photoshopped into A-HA 's 'take on me' video. ",
"What game had a pencil mode? Cuz this shit is reminding me of it. I immediately thought of Turok, then realizing it was probably something like Turok 2, then I realized it could've even been Goldeneye and I just forgot about it since it was the type of cheat that really sucks aside from the first minute of novelty.",
"It's a ride commercial!",
"But where are the numbers. I can’t do it without the numbers. ",
"Looks like a black and white animation cartoon in a coloured background. Quite a headfuck!.. ",
"This is chicken ? Does it taste good ?",
"I can't see the earlobes or legs well enough to be certain, but with the lace pattern and Rose comb, I would be leaning towards a Sebright. Just like the female that OP posted. The difference being that OP's is a pristine version. If not a Sebright, I would call it a cross between a black tailed Japanese and a Sebright.",
"I’m getting mixed information. The internet says they’re a popular breed, my farmer thinks the gold ones are rarer. I think she might have mistaken hard to breed with rarity. Sebrights are hard to breed because a significant percentage of the males are infertile and most of the hens don’t get broody. ",
"Just an FYI (and because you deserve to know), OP appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy/paste other people's stuff. The account was born on April 24, 2012 and woke up 17 hours ago.\n\nHere it copied/pasted /u/IAMA_dragon-AMA's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2pf6gz/this_chicken_needs_to_be_colored_in/).\n\nIts submission/title [before this](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7va1fl/ea_cosplay/) is a copy/paste of /u/TagUrItplz's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/3vhfrc/ea_cosplay/).\n\nIts first-person comment [before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7v9pdd/dude_im_levelling_up_here_fuck_off/dtqjt1i/?context=3) is a copy/paste of /u/8BitGlamour's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6vnopi/dude_im_levelling_up_here_fuck_off/dm1uo3p/).\n\nIts first-person comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/7v7cer/come_on_sharealright_here_you_gonah_i_changed_my/dtqgwjj/) is a copy/paste of Imgur user tmspmike's comment [here](https://imgur.com/gallery/BeDvsI8/comment/1253229085).\n\nIf you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain.",
"\"Chicken People\"... it's actually on Amazon and it was made by CMT. Pretty interesting and a fun watch",
"That's a Silver SeaBright. There are Also Golden Seabrights.",
"Why didn't you?",
"r/beautifulcock",
"Holy shit I didn't know I needed Japanese Batman before now",
"Maybe that chicken wouldn't be so stupid if it wasn't inbread. I'll see my way out. ",
"I used to have some of these feisty little guys. Their names were Eenie, Meenie, and Minie. Moe was an ugly chicken. These chickens also come in a brown and gold color. Chickens are surprisingly good pets, no lie.\n\n",
"Seabrights are mean",
"You cant weigh surface. Sorry for leading you on. :)",
"That's just the shiny version. Gotta catch em all. ",
"Oh no! That's not good!",
"Funny title.",
"Mindfulness colouring chikken ",
"you mean pastel right?",
"It's just old and aggressively unfunny, and you should feel bad for being that predictable, boring person.",
"I have one of those! I got her by accident just picking out a random yellow chick, and didn't realize what she was until she began her second molt.\n\nShe ended up being one of the two I kept when I moved, took really well to clicker training too. Maybe they tend to be a smarter breed?",
"[I’m just sitting here in disbelief ](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/8v5yTUu) ",
"https://imgur.com/a/lJ4dd",
"You get that I'm not a vegetarian, right edgelord?\n\nI have an adorable low-maintenance pocket-sized dinosaur that likes to sit on my lap and \"purrs\" while I pet her, but I'm sure your sense of weird superiority over being uninterested in chickens is fine too.",
"Watched it! It was great. I love how much they love their chickens. I thought it was funny that the singer guy had to have his dad kill the sick chicks because his heart couldn't take it. They seemed like incredibly loving parents.",
"I was wrong! Thanks for the correction; I was only familiar with the Wyandotte breed. :)"
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This chicken needs to be colored in.
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[
"That is the most aesthetic water pipes I have seen",
"It really is a great job by the pipefitters in dealing with a problem that the engineers created by their lack of coordination / communication during design.",
"true. there is a lot of man hours and extra material in that space that could have been avoided but a skilled problem solver made a solution that is also pleasing to the eye.",
"Poor engineering and/or poor project management during construction. Software exists to detect these kind of conflicts.",
"I agree but you have to revel at the irony of man fixing a problem he created."
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In the stairwell where I work.
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[
"Heavier than the great pyramid or the Khalifa in duba?",
"But how did they find a scale big enough to weigh it?",
"The Burj Khalifa weighs 500,000 tonnes. The Romanian Parliament building weighs 700,000 tonnes. The great pyramid weighs about 2.3 million tonnes. [I suppose Guiness World Records either overlooked it, or deliberately excluded it on a technicality of some sort.](http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/heaviest-building/)"
] | 3 |
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Romanian parliment building - heaviest building on the world.
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"Beautiful ",
"Thanks!",
"Dang that is one freaking good ping. "
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itap. Golden Gate Bridge via Battery Spencer
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"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Go pats!!!",
"Brady is a cheater and a trump scumbag. but eagles fans are barbaric thugs. I want both teams to lose",
"Interesting post, op. ",
"We've already all lost lol",
"It's \"an eagle tried\" so it is a complete thought.",
"To bad the eagle didn't succeed.",
"It’s football. Only a jackass picks a team based on politics. ",
"~~An eagle tries to attack Trump, and in so doing, tries to defend America.~~\n\nSince it's deleted, they had asserted there was no complete thought in the sentence \"An eagle tried to attack Trump and defend America\". Regardless of your opinion of the the statement, clearly it is a grammatically complete thought.\n\n",
"Talk about a pot calling the kettle black. ",
"Bald Eagle is not actually bald therefor fake news. SAD! Go Patriots!",
"Oh, I guess you don't know about the Trump curse do you?",
">Tom Brady is friend with Trump. An eagled tried to attack Trump and defend America. You know who to root for. Go Eagles. \n\nThe title sounds like the ramblings of a homeless person. ",
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. ",
"This thread should be civil ",
"Maybe he does and thats why he says Go Eagles ",
"Te eagles are PRO TRUMP",
"Of course... I was expecting constructive conversation to ensue after posting.",
"Eagles fans will say they would have won with Wentz. ",
"I AM homeless, is that a problem?",
"Are you a football player by any chance? You definitely don't know what that expression means haha. ",
"His wife hates trump. They can't be that good of friends.",
"Bald implies having no hair. A Bald Eagle has feathers, not hair. Therefore, it is bald. GO EAGLES! (I hate the eagles btw. I just hate the Patriots more)",
"Brady has a demented overbite just like Eric.",
"Brady is a \"Make America Great Again\" hat wearing Republican. Gisele is a \"New York Liberal\" Hispanic Immigrant.\n\nIt's amazing that they tolerate one another's political views. ",
"Can the stadium just implode?",
"That he will never be allowed to own an NFL team?",
"Go birds",
"I think you're.... being sarcastic. I get it now.",
"Brady aside, very few Pats showed up at the Trump White House last year.(Brady didn't go either, but for family reasons)",
"You're right, I do. The patriots. ",
"Irrational points made against Trump and his base on Reddit? Just another day.",
"Did an eagle really try to attack Trump? I'm too lazy to Google right now.",
"cringy attempt at trolling ",
"Wait, wasn't it Pennsylvania that unexpectedly voted heavily for Trump\n\n**Edit- as shown by Tomatoluv below",
"The early bird gets the worm. ",
"Yeah, i absolutely want to know the context/story behind the bottom picture",
"Is your lily white snowflake ass really triggered by this obvious joke of a post?",
"Well, do you really think he is homeless? ",
"Still more coherent than the ramblings of Trump.",
"Looks like someone has white-jealously ",
"Photoshop from the time he got rushed at the Trump campaign rally and a time obama had an eagle in his office",
"Fortunately people don't tend to be super defensive about their political views or preferred sports teams. ",
"I dream of a world where the vast butthurt masses finally get over November. You guys are worse than jehovas witnesses. We get it. Donald Trump sucks. Maybe just watch football and calm your tits. ",
"Fuck NE i mean.... even if this was not a thing I would be saying FTP ",
"Are you saying your wife cheated on you with your brother? That suck, my man",
"Barking up the wrong tree. ",
"I think it was a poor attempt at a joke, not trolling.",
"During a photo shoot an eagle got rowdy and surprised Trump. The pic is an unfortunate still of a video with a pretty normal reaction.\n\n\"Tried to attack Trump to defend America\" is contrived fertilizer for the karma farm.",
"The line between trolling and attempting to be funny can be kind of fuzzy. ",
"I knew you had a brain lol. ",
"Can't judge a book by its cover. ",
"It's 2016 all over again.",
"Honesty *is* the best policy. ",
"Why bring Jehova's Witnesses into this?",
"I’m probably whiter than you, which is impressive since *my* family tree, unlike yours, has branches.",
"Gisele is Hispanic? ",
"Brazilian. ",
"Trump's lip expression is hilarious, he must have seen his whole life go by",
"T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-triggered!",
"FTP ... always. ",
"tehehe.\n \nWell, I'm enjoying the game. Have fun looking for people to fight with on the internet. I hope it will bring meaning to your life. ",
"This game is literally American symbology vs American symbology. It's Patriots vs Eagles. \n\nThen again, Ben Franklin said that the national symbol should be a turkey since eagles are scavengers",
"Eagles for the win!",
"So America's symbolic figure tried to attack Trump...interesting. ",
"Not a football person, not a trump person. But if this is applied to everyone then I'm sad to say none of you are worthy of anything.",
"Haven't had this mug trouble deciding where the line is since the last time I hung out with Robin Thicke.",
"No, that actually happened.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S259QYLFbXM",
"no it's from a Time magazine photo shoot please don't make bold faced lies ",
"Symbolism. I believe the word you're looking for is...[ssssssssssymbolism](https://youtu.be/lG_OezlTZ1A)",
"REEEEEEEEEEEEpublican.",
"Trying hard for the karma",
"No, she was born there but her parents are of German decent.",
"Ugh as a pats fan I hate that our leadership likes trump. You can sponsor uggs, you can eat your kale, but cmon man you’re making it hard for someone who is literally wearing your jersey not hate your guts.\n\nI sneezed on the jersey as I typed this...",
"Well whatever it was, cringey attempt at speaking to be certain. ",
"Oh. Because they’re a good example of aggressively pushing their message. I thought that was fairly obvious. ",
"# MY SIDE IS SUPERIOR TO YOUR SIDE\n\nFuck sports. Fuck politics. ",
"nope \nNominee\tDonald Trump\tHillary Clinton\t \nParty \tRepublican \tDemocratic \nHome state\tNew York\tNew York \nRunning mate\tMike Pence\tTim Kaine \nElectoral vote\t20\t0 \nPopular vote\t2,970,733 \t2,926,441 \nPercentage\t48.18%\t47.46%",
"This sub has gone downhill.",
"In this day in age there's a protest movement for everything man.",
"...man, come on...I've had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles man...",
"You can tell I'm not a sports fan because I say may the best team win. It's just a game. It's not politics. edit: Hell, even in politics, I say may the best team win though!",
"So-called fake news, eh?",
"Knocking on people's doors is way less aggressive than what evangelicals do. At least JW's will leave without a fuss if I ask them to. ",
"So yes. Way to go PA",
"Plus, Trump is trying to let the air out of the Mueller investigation.",
"you need a pure spanish, indian heritage?",
"/s",
"So torn on this. Normally I’d be rooting against the patriots, but after watching videos of the eagles fans, unless both teams can lose I’m rooting for the patriots. Damn you eagles fans!",
"not really, they didn't get their coal jobs \n\"Pennsylvania Coal Mine to Close, Costing Nearly 400 Jobs\nA mining company is closing its Pennsylvania mine and shedding nearly 400 jobs.\" \n\nMurray Energy is leveraged to the hilt and will likely go under ",
"I sure do know who to root for....Go Patriots!",
"WAIT WHAT?!??. Trump promised something to get votes and then didn't follow through?!? Fucking fake news I tell ya.\n\nWell I didn't see that coming",
"They practically physically assaulted Vikings fans in Philly for the playoff game to go to the bowl.",
"Well, this is better than the Super Bowl.",
"Trump and Brady German Nazi supporters confirmed",
"I feel like you’re trying to shoehorn a square soapbox into a round hole. I never gave an opinion on evangelicals at all. I simply said jehovas witnesses are annoying for actively trying to convert people at their doorstep. ",
"It was close, but thank God we did the right thing. MAGA.",
"People like you who are against trump are trying to damage America you liberal cancers",
"Petty motherfuckers. Wow lol",
"One of those things can be ignored without consequence.",
"Thank you ",
"Stupid....",
"Yeesh. i’m not a big trump fan, but are you really so obsessed with him you need to make try hard posts like these? This is not what this subreddit is for.",
"People on the internet do struggle with hyperbole. Sometimes things are exaggerated for comedic effect. Not everything has to be taken literally when it's clearly said in a lighthearted tone, such as that title. ",
"Yeah, atleast there is a chance with sports since it isnt predetermined.",
"Some patriot you are OP! ",
"Lmao, as a spectator without a dog in the fight, you've convinced me. ",
"The \"bald\" comes from an old Latin spelling iirc",
"Looks like it's working beautifully ",
"Or maybe people expect you to treat it as a joke? ",
"Source for bottom image? LOL",
"Seems like OPs never heard of the trumpcurse...",
"Because a lot of people in Philadelphia didn't vote or voted for Jill Stein, Trump was able to win Pennsylvania. Fuck that city. Fuck Philadelphia, Detroit, and Milwaukee.",
"So everyone who voted for trump wants to hurt America?",
"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_OWYrLVOU\n\nEnjoy",
"To be fair that was a very sick eagle. One may even refer to it as an ill eagle",
"This is quite a retarded post",
"Thanks doc",
"Some of us with Lily white asses take mild offense to that",
"My pleasure, good sir.",
"eagles are pretty damn cool. \n\ni still think i prefer a superb owl though. \n\noh, and here is the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_OWYrLVOU",
"Not really attack, but it did get very disgruntled in his presence with nothing between him and it. Those fuckers have massive claws, and Trump only leaves the concrete jungle of New York for resorts. Plus he's not really an animal fan. So all that combines together for a priceless (yet understandable) reaction from him.",
"A penny saved is a penny earned ",
"I hope no one actually thinks the bird attacked him because he is a sleazeball. I always interpreted it more as ironic humor.",
"it sure did, it was really funny too, it was during one of his photo shoots. \n\nhe deleted the vlogs i believe but the video could still be out there. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7_OWYrLVOU found it. ",
"/r/superbowl",
"Remember when pics was like...cool pictures and not used as an excuse to push your politics on people looking for cool pictures? ",
"I bet you're a fucking blast at parties my dude.",
"“Wow I want karma time to rip on Trump even though I don’t know anything about politics other then Republicans are all old racist assholes”",
"autism bait",
"There is an extremely racist eagles fan in my city. He very vocally advocates for the traditionalist worker party. That doesn’t make me hate the eagles though, just him.",
"i want the patriots to lose\n\nso that trump doesnt get to lord them around the whitehouse this year\n\ni want the eagles to turn down the visit and shame him ",
"Just like demócratas 👀",
"As much of a blast as Eagles fans amirite",
"Its a joke bro. ",
"Its funny. This comment section is toxic",
"The lack of intonation and physical gesture in strictly text based communication can sometimes make interpreting messages difficult. Also, almost everyone on the internet is autistic.",
"Does civil war count?",
"Pity vote ",
"So wait, you coming into a virtual public space and seeing something you don't like is now *just like* Jehova's Witnesses knocking on your door to talk for a few minutes, but only if you want to talk to them? And both cases are instances of people \"aggressively pushing their message\"? Son, I think you have some entitlement issues you need to meditate upon. ",
"Did you just try to project your argumentative attitude onto him? ",
"Yeah he dropped this /s",
"/u/The82ndDoctor, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must convey accurate information. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/The82ndDoctor&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vac6u/tom_brady_is_friends_with_trump_an_eagle_tried_to/?context=10\\))",
"I only root for trump. MAGA ",
"No, but saying she is Hispanic wpuld be like saying a white person born in Africa is black.",
"Cool story bro. ",
"I'm sure it was because his hair looks like some sort of rodent. ",
"Hey man, looks like you forgot your sippy cup back in your safe space. Go back to r/the_donald",
"He works hard for the karma, doot doot, doot doot; sooooo haaaarrrd for the karma",
"Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and bruddah, the Patriots win super bowls. ",
"Stop...just stop talking ",
"Awesome, Thank you for sharing!",
"wait are you serious? that's awesome! I just said what I heard previously",
"My bad I was just saying what I heard the last time I saw the picture",
"False equivalence. Reason being. This venue is meant for interaction. Posts are put up specifically for feedback. \n\nI’m not posting my address at the local jehova hang out looking for engagement. \n\nYour critical thinking isn’t the greatest. ",
"Why do people fill their diapers when they find out someone is friends with trump? Who the hell cares. People become too divisive over politics, and it's really pointless.",
"Ok Russia. ",
"> This venue is meant for interaction. Posts are put up specifically for feedback.\n\nPretty sure the venue is put up for posting and looking at pics. Interacting and giving feedback are optional. Meanwhile, you're acting like you have a personal entitlement to not have something you don't like be shown in such a forum, which brings me back to the whole \"you need to meditate on this\" remark. ",
"so sad in a bigly way",
"> Pretty sure the venue is put up for posting, looking at pics, and commenting\n\nFTFY. \n\n>Meanwhile, you're acting like you have a personal entitlement\n\nYour actions belie your words, as you try to push your version of what this venue is for on me. It’s bypocritical to preach behavior you yourself can’t follow. \n\nI don’t care if you think I’m acting entitled. The important thing is making sure you realize your comparison was terrible. ",
"Some might say yuuge ",
"Boy do I have news for you...",
"I ignore both without consequence. ",
"Today was a good day.",
"Da",
"Damn bro.",
"Trump: How's my hair?\n\nEverybody in the room: no good",
"giselle does not look out of place in brazil (other than being tall)."
] | 164 |
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Tom Brady is friends with Trump. An Eagle tried to attack Trump and defend America. You know who to root for. Go Eagles.
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"Beautiful! Love the contrast",
"I am unable to source the original artist. Please comment if you know who originally made this beautiful artwork. This was based on a photo by Rob Dweck https://www.flickr.com/photos/robdweck/6761261121",
"I feel like this would look 10x better high on shrooms or something.\n\n\nSource-never did drugs :/"
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Bloody Lioness
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[
"Did you try it though?",
"The thinking mans processed garbage",
"Someone likes it.",
"Its pretty good in eggs. Don't knock it till you try it",
"It makes you smarter.",
"I’ll trust your judgment. ",
"You gotta like salty though I tend to sear it first then add the eggs ",
"I like it with Fava beans and a nice Chianti. "
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Why does this even exist?
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"And drinking a beer it seems...",
"That's a cigarette alright... A cigarette full of Marijuana ",
"r/superbowl",
"Zero fucks were given"
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Len Dawson smoking a cigarette during Super Bowl I at halftime.
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[
"https://www.mpg.de/11899219/new-worlds-out-of-the-supercomputer",
"Within that super computer, will lie a whole world with people and their own conscious. Wondering where they came from.",
"Like slavery but with extra steps "
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New supercomputer gives the most detailed look yet how shock waves in the early universe gave rise to the first galaxies.
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"Gay",
"Maybe not gay, but let's stay politically incorrect and say Retarded. ",
"Obnoxious, still hot",
"I see there are paint options for people who believe that harvesting maximum attention from strangers isn't the most important thing....it's the *only* thing.",
"Sexxxy",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=K_x7yTqod0I",
"Imagine you were so empty inside that you wanted to be seen in that. ",
"Jealous much?",
"Pearlescent",
"That's a really cool paint job. ",
"r/ATBGE ",
"Pearlescent.",
"😍💖😍",
"I’m jealous and definitely want a ride in that ",
"This is the correct word",
"Paris Hilton",
"I like it. The only color a Ferrari isn't sexy in is orange.",
"In Vancouver, its a sure sign of a leased car wrapped in vinyl to protect paint. ",
"Wait...no N sticker and \"Beautiful British Columbia\" plate?\n\n \n\nMust be fake.",
"Hideous.",
"Was this taken at Vancouver High School?",
"Pic is taken in Singapore (look at the license plates) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_registration_plates_of_Singapore",
"Obnoxiously gorgeous",
"This really should be on r/shitty_car_mods",
"I am shooketh this is beautiful omg",
"Yup, it also cost about $760k USD after taxes there.",
"Eh, grown up Paris actually seems kinda cool. Bella Thorne more apt for me.",
"beautifulllllll",
"monica bellucci",
"Seems like a lot to pay just for a picture.",
"Oh Singapore",
"Isn't this Singapore!",
"I like it. A feat of paint technology on a feat of car technology. Fits better on a Ferrari than on a minivan for sure. Tough if I had to pick the car for this paint, I'd go with something that looks more zippy than aggressively fast, like Lotus Elise.",
"Do you mean envious? No. Not at all. If I had that ugly car I'd sell it ASAP. I wouldn't want to be seen in it. I associate the kind of people who drive that kind of thing with deeply shallow, superficial, & selfish characters. Money does not equal class. I want class. ",
"Get a life, hater",
"> I want class.\n\nI don't see it happening but do keep us posted.",
"What cheap snark. ",
"It may be singaporean, but theres a good likelihood the owner is actually some rich indon shmuck",
"Fords are the best brand",
"About 100k of that is just spent on the privilege of being able to purchase a vehicle and has nothing to do with Ferrari. \n\nJust to own something simple, like let's say a Honda Civic, it would still cost well over $100,000. There's a huge list of stipulations you have to meet as well.",
"Money may not equal class, but you’ll have a hard time having class if you’re poor",
"Yeah that’s definitely a wrap. ",
"WHAT???? so much money just to own a car?",
"sold/comp account /u/KRISTYNKA18101 ",
"Here's an [interesting video about the car scene in Singapore.](https://youtu.be/7Qc0zXBYKUs) Not only do they talk about car enthusiasts and their cars, but also the financial aspect of owning a car in Singapore. Really interesting if you have 12 minutes to spare.",
"> but also the financial aspect of owning a car in Singapore.\n\nReally curious about this part. I'll have to watch the video later. "
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Ferrari White Chameleon
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"AKA heaven ",
"I'm assuming that this isn't the English comedian Jack Whitehall?",
"it is him",
"He never struck me as the type to like sports, let alone american football ",
"He's probably hosting a watch party for the hype"
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Jack Whitehalls Super Bowl snack snackadium
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[
"Coulda crossed that one off the list decades ago...just sayin'...",
"Under what charge was he/she arrested?",
"Baton to the ass! Baton to the ass!",
"Stealing werthers originals.",
"Assaulting police with cuteness",
"Plot Twist: DNA matches unsolved murder. Death penalty. ",
"/r/titlegore",
"Spoiler: he was the victim!",
"Aren't old people already on death row?",
"IIRC she was quoted as saying \"And it was the best gangbang of my life\". Lucky lady! That forearm hair is enough to make me swoon!",
"Is that the Better Business Bureau symbol?",
"Serial Arson, Extortion, Performing an indignity to a human body",
"This made me lol. His joy is so wholesome!",
"This makes them face and accept their fate and erase all delusions. Good for the soul.",
"For eating a meal?! A succulent Chinese meal?!",
"Throw that bitch in the slammer!!",
"Don't forget the bestiality charge. That poor poodle....",
"Jail bait? Coffin bait. ",
"Lmao",
"Get your hands off my PENIS!",
"This made me smile",
"This is Democracy Manifest.",
"And they'll never know the truth...",
"Technically we all are. Every day youre a teeny bit closer to your own death.",
"Feeding the pigeons while there was a sign not to.",
"In the Netherlands? Yeah okay.",
"Truly the most heinous crime.",
"Wow seems like you could have worded the title better",
"Hell, at that age a week in jail could be a death penalty :)",
"Fun fact, the BBB is a private company that just extorts other businesses. It was Yelp before Yelp existed.",
"Even more fun fact: my mom for real worked there for 8 years in the 90s...\n\nShe had a steel knife-like letter opener with a double edge and a symbol like this. At 4 yo I carved a picture into the hardwood floors with it. \n\nI’ll never forget that damn thing and the beating I got after ",
"I always wondered why she always has so many, yet I never see her buying them",
"yeah we never know when our time is up. ",
"Video piracy",
"They start beating the shit out of her.. “STOP RESISTING YOU OLD DUSTY BITCH!!”",
"\"Am I being detained?!\"\n\n\"Yes ma'am, you are.\"\n\n\"YAAAAAAAY!\"",
"You wouldn't download a bucket list? Why would you film pirates?",
"Isn't it crazy how you remember some beatings? I disobeyed my father at hockey practice and was a dickhead, my dad was my coach and looking back at it, i made him look bad. I got a whoopin', but i put on my sunglasses and fuckin dealt with it. I never made that mistake again.",
"STOP RESISTING!!",
"Um, [r/UpliftingNews](https://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/)?",
"Stealing a bucket. ",
"I hope it was for public indecency OwO",
"I have my fingers crossed for public indecency, and I hope their body cams were on",
"\"Heh, you won't make trial, Fish\"",
"And later she was euthanized. ",
"One time I was in the Netherlands on vacation with my now-husband. When were in Amsterdam, we ate some magic mushrooms and decided to spend a few hours just hanging out in the Vondelpark.\n\nWhile we were laying in the grass chatting and listening to music, we saw two police officers approaching. Now, being from the U.S., my first response was \"oh shit, they know\" panic. They were saying something to us, but we couldn't understand, so they switched to English and said:\n\n\"Your photo camera! It's behind you here. You should move it closer to you so that it doesn't accidentally get stolen. Ok have a nice day!\"\n\nAnd then they left. Two cops had noticed our camera vulnerable to theft and had gone out of their way to come tell us to move it closer so it wouldn't be stolen. Mind. Blown.",
"he was found hanged in his cell the next morning.\n\nnot such a happy story. what a sick ass thing to have on your bucket list. ",
"i guess they thought the crime was so heinous that they brought back the death penalty just for her? ",
"I had to read it 3 times; the punctuation isn't right either.",
"I knew the Dutch were happy but even happy getting arrested? ",
"I think shes a lady lol",
"Munchkin sodomy...",
"“I won’t let you take me alive.”",
"But... the Netherlands isn't in Scandinavia. If you're thinking Danish... still not in Scandinavia, but they are Nordic.",
"I believe that's a woman, wearing a dress",
"I don't know where they came from! They just appeared!",
"I love that their biggest concern was that it might accidentally get stolen.",
"if only they knew that this is a latex mask. I am actually a 25 year old cia operative infiltrating the...(dementia related episode continues)",
"Denmark is part of Scandinavia",
"Do they have death penalty?\n\nI'd say life sentence..but that isn't gonna be long prolly :(",
"Look at this guy, jumping to assumptions.",
"Dutch though.",
"Omg exactly what I was thinking lol",
"Stealing our hearts!",
"His face makes me really happy. ",
"No joke ",
"Y’all never seen this before? It’s pretty old ",
"They then sued for police brutality.",
"Reminds me of the worst haiku I’ve ever seen on here!\n\n*fisting a poodle*\n\n*sploosh sploosh sploosh sploosh sploosh sploosh sploosh*\n\n*gaping poodle ass*\n\n\nI’m so sorry",
"Isn't that illegal, even if done for fun? Cops can't arrest people for no reason",
"just wait a few minutes and his sentence will take care of itself",
"CRAWL WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND YOUR LEGS CROSSED!",
"Death penalty? Okay...so wait 5 minutes)",
"\"Hey Daan, lets go mess with those hallucinating tourists.\"",
"***BANG***\n\nGod bless America, right? ",
"And you sir... \n\nAre you waiting receive my limp penis? ",
"Jeezus on my phone for a second I thought his pants were covered in his own feces. ",
"I SAID DON’T FUCKING MOVE!",
"Holy shit I had to read the title like 10 times before understanding it.",
"They were saving themselves from having to do more work later!",
"Better titles, from other times this has been posted:\n\n[99-year-old Annie can cross one item of her bucket list.](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5w2yy1/99yearold_annie_can_cross_one_item_of_her_bucket/) \n\n^(11 ^months ^ago, ^/r/funny)\n\n[100 Year old Dutch Woman booked into Jail -- Because getting arrested was on her bucket list.](http://www.reddit.com/r/ProtectAndServe/comments/5wm6v3/100_year_old_dutch_woman_booked_into_jail_because/) \n\n^(11 ^months ^ago, ^/r/ProtectAndServe)\n\nEven the dead simple title woulda worked apparently:\n\n[Bucket list](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6gisb2/bucket_list/) \n\n^(7 ^months ^ago, ^/r/funny)\n\nAlternatively, an extremely long title would've also worked:\n\n[A 99-year-old Netherlands woman has fulfilled a \"bucket list\" dream - by spending time in a police cell. Annie, who had not committed any crime, was allowed to sit in a cell at the police station in Nijmegen Zuid, 75 miles south-east of Amsterdam, in order to achieve \"one of her last wishes\".](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5wo0ni/a_99yearold_netherlands_woman_has_fulfilled_a/) \n\n^(11 ^months ^ago, ^/r/pics.. ^ahem, ^this ^very ^sub.)",
"She’s so happy!",
"These are Dutch police not U.S. peace enforcers.",
"Ah, I see you know your judo well.",
"“I got the handcuffs and everything!”\n\nWould love to see the booking photo",
"I accidentally picked up your camera and accidentally walked away.",
"This is the most relatable thing on this website",
"God damnit Steve, not again. Getting real tired of your shit. ",
"Not pictured: Billy club to the kneecap",
"Aww man. I feel guilty upvoting reposts but this was too cute.",
"Nuisance police calls.",
"Something people don't realize is that the problem with US police isn't a problem with the concept of police.",
"\"You've been sentenced to life\"\n\n\"I AIN'T GONNA LIVE THAT LONG SUCKERS\"",
"Bruh",
"A non-militarized force of peace keepers. Nice. How does the US go about getting one of those?",
"DID SIMON SAY? NO? BOOM!",
"What are they gonna do, arrest her?",
"Jesus Christ reddit",
"IIRC the death penalty is considered inhumane in most european countries, in Germany a foreigner by law cannot be deported back to their home country if they face the death sentence there.",
"\"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!\"",
"If I live to be that I old I'm wearing WHAT I WANT!",
"Probably a good start is voting out the authoritarians in charge. ",
"I love them. They're at a LOT of gas stations, and usually in the checkout at Wal-Mart. This is Texas, and I'm 32, so there's that I guess. ",
"Not owning a bike",
"In America. Cop steal camera, then shoot you. ",
"“Accidentally stolen.” Is it even possible to accidentally steal something?",
"Real talk I would have left that nigga there for a few days let him realize this ain't no game before he go out ",
"De Cock and De Granny?",
"Saw this shit 2 years ago\n\n\nREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE",
"They already did, even though she didn't break any laws. The cops are breaking the law here",
"Honestly, with stricter gun laws, imo. The police need to be armed to the teeth because the criminals they go after are also armed to the teeth. In Britain, Scandinavia, and other developed regions, the people don't have access to guns the same way Americans are, thus the cops are less aggressive.\n\n",
"Put her away for life!",
"> These are Dutch police not **subreddit moderators**.\n",
"What is it called when you laugh and are sad at the same time.",
"> *Hello, Darkness, my old friend...*\n\nDespair? ",
">And later she was euthanized. \n\nNo, she was youth-anized.",
"#oldwivesmatter",
"makes a pulling gun gesture.\nBANG",
"Isn’t Mercia the best lol\n",
"This is a very serious question. Aren't cops abusing their powers by arresting someone for no reason? Isn't that illegal for cops? ",
"Something people also don’t realize it that encounters with US police mostly go just fine and they’re usually pretty friendly depending on where you are and why you’re encountering them. ",
"Bernie after winning 2020",
"I'm not happy when my refrigerator *usually* doesn't sodomize me ",
"Plot twist: She never had the chance/courage to act out her bondage fetish when she was younger. Things were more conservative back then",
"And less afraid too. Some of the scariest/deadliest interactions with police happen when the police are afraid that they're about to get killed. People make dumb decisions when they're afraid.",
"It would be mine, too. I wouldn’t want deal with the paperwork. Preventative “care”",
"oh my",
"He was raped and killed in jail unfortunately ",
"Having “get arrested” on your bucket list is possibly the second whitest thing I’ve ever heard of, right behind naming your kid Skylar.",
"Local woman was shot yesterday after a misunderstanding where family asked if she could be arrested, more at 11:00.",
"The *neighbor's* fridge never sodomizes *anyone*",
"W o r d i n g",
"Being realistic.",
"[Rorschach would have thrown her down an elevator shaft.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiMF6IBfcWE)",
"\"I felt for my safety... All 5 of us did.\" - Said Johnson before being promoted.",
"Life, with no possibility of parole!",
"People don't realize that it doesn't matter if most encounters go fine. It's the few that go wrong and covered by police unions/departments that are the problem.\n\nAnd what do we get when people try to fix those few cases? hordes of cop apologists everywhere also defending the offending party.\n\n",
"\"Okay, I'd like to be released now. Guys? GUYS!?\"",
"The cops having guns isn't a problem. Not being accountable for their actions is.\n\nEven if cops only had knives, they would end up stabbing random people because there are no consequences for it.",
"Ta ta, and farewell.",
"I WAS NOT DRIVING I WAS TRAVELING, SIR. ",
"If it was in America....",
"The cultural region yes, not the peninsula. It's part of Scandinavia, but technically not \"in\" Scandinavia ",
"Only way to get the dust out of it is to beat it. So good for them. ",
"...\n56: Be arrested.\n57: Sue for wrongful arrest.\n...",
"In a brutal twist, she was left for five days to die of dehydration. Authorities are looking into the matter.",
">cannot be *deported* back to their home country\n\nI think the word you're looking for is extradited ",
"So like, a year?",
"Luckily we don't do death penalty's over here in the Netherlands.",
"Lucky she isn't an American haha. Seppo cops are scumbags.",
"Yeah could be, english isn’t my native language.",
"They don’t in the Netherlands. Even if you have a video of a theft they will not look at it\n\nEdit: why the downvote for saying the truth?",
"and education. becoming a police officer in large parts of Europe is a 2+ year college education.",
"Death penalty in the Netherlands yea....",
"inb4 removed",
"Seedorf does",
"Please use the apostrophe next time. Thanks.",
"Logo of the dutch police",
"Yep, as an American I would have blurted out something stupid like “I’m high”and put my arms behind my back.\n\nNo disrespect to our officers, they enforce the law given to them.",
"She actually looks amazing for 99 yrs old",
"Fans is the key to everything you see.",
"Lol its a woman",
";_;",
"...Was this title hard for anyone else ",
"It's 4 years in the Netherlands. Compare that to the US where you can become one in half a year..",
"Extradition is the legal process, which ends in deportation, which is the act of physical removal. Both words convey the same meaning when used in this context.",
"Life sentence, which means she would be out in about a week....but then again, given her age that could be life.",
"Civilised countries don't have the death penalty",
"Two old men lived to have their dreams come true before they turned 100 yesterday.",
"That motherfucker. /s",
"It was a nicer way of telling them that they shouldn’t be filming porn in the park. ",
"Wait, you means it's not in USA? They just give people a gun and a badge?",
"I want to upload this to fake history porn under something about a nazi officer found and jailed for crimes against humanity but I don’t have the energy for that bullshit. Bye",
"Sometimes it’s hard to tell with old people",
"Lol my name is Daan (and I'm dutch) and for a second I thought my phone was talking to me.",
"You must be fun at parties",
"/r/titlegore",
"Fun fact: the Netherlands does not have the death penalty. Also, sentencing someone for life is an extremely rare verdict in the Netherlands, saved for only the most severe cases. There are maybe 50 people serving out a life sentence at the moment on a total population of 17 million. Maximum sentencing (outside of getting life) is 30 years.\n\nThis all has to do with the Dutch stance on prison not being 'punishment' but mandatory 'rehabilitation'. Sentences are generally short, and prisons provide all kinds of mental care and educational programmes to reintegrate people in society after they fulfilled their sentence. Those getting live are considered the absolute basket cases for whom reintegration in society will simply never be an option.\n\nOur prisons are so empty as a result, we rent them out to neighbouring countries.",
"TIL, thanks!",
"when i was a patrol cop, one of our posts involved an assignment of going to the local college's library. we would get a fuckload of theft reports there. the assignment was either telling people if their stuff was vulnerable, or if people had left their expensive belongings unattended, to take those items to circulation. sometimes the dumber kids would call hours later pissed that wed touched their laptop and wed point out that if they hadnt noticed for that long, someone else could have easily made off with it for good. either way, i suppose it cut down on some of the theft.",
"wearing a dress and clogs?",
"I wish I hadn't seen the video you're talking about... scummy scum scum.",
"Not really. [Extradition](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extradition) is the process of turning over an accused or convicted criminal to the authorities in the requesting country. It *can* be a deportation, but also can be done to citizens of the country the request is made to. That is, Italy could request a U.S. citizen currently located in the U.S. to be extradited to Italy to face charges. ",
"Sweden has the same thing as Germany. As a result, very few people are ever deported, even violent criminals, because most immigrants claim to come from countries with the death penalty.",
"around 6 months of training (police academy) is the norm.\n\nbesides that the most common requirement is a high school diploma, but can also be a college degree.",
"It is.\n\nHello",
"Jezus that gave me a flashback from a loooong time ago.",
"The bullshittery goes both ways. I can't tell you how many stories I've seen where someone accuses cops of police brutality, Reddit cop haters go nuts, and it eventually comes out that the person involved was armed and/or seriously acting out or whatever. \n\nNeither side is really helping address the issues with American police, because all their heads are way too far up their asses to have a sane conversation on what we can actually do to fix the overall situation. ",
"Have you been eating mushrooms?",
"Wow, that one was really quick!",
"*Stefan",
"Dyamn! Are those Hiatt Triple-Hinged handcuffs?! The Dutch police do not play games. Even if you're given the keys - you cannot (easily) open them since there's no way to turn your wrists to get to the keyholes. Impressive.",
"I didn't understand yet",
"Something people also don’t realize it that encounters with me mostly go just fine and I'm usually pretty friendly depending on where you are and why you’re encountering me.\n\nI mean in 27 years I've only killed what? 11 or 12 people. Considering all the encounters I had, I'm a very good guy overall.\n",
"Yeah lol then she would get something like 13 years (which is practically life sentence in this case)",
"r/funnyandsad\nEdit: wrong subreddit",
"**NSFW warning** \n\nOld Henny laughed as the cuffs were released, smiling genuinely at the police officer. \"Thank you\" she said while looking into his eyes consideringly; a twinkle even reflected the emotion as she continued \"For giving this old lady one, last, laugh\"\n\n\n\"It was nothing Henny... the pleasure is all mine\" he replied while holding her hands. \n\n\nHenny, started laughing again before asking, with an almost child-like impudence \"Well, as one more, last laugh. Can you let this old lady arrest *you*?\" She gathered her hands, bringing them to her face and closing her eyes with delight \"My Grandchildren would love to see that photo on Facebook; it would be so funny\"\n\n\nOfficer Westkamp smiled and quietly said “Now why didn’t, *I*, think of that. Here…” he said giving her the hand cuffs and walking into the interview room “I’ll even let you cuff me to the desk and take a selfie”. \n\n\nHenny squealed with delight, and following Westkamp into the room, she did as instructed and hand cuffed him to the desk. ‘What a magical smile’ he thought ‘who knew bringing so much joy to an old lady would be so easy’. But then Henny did something, rather unexpected. She closed the interview room door and locked it. Turning around, Westkamp could see the magical smile had changed; to one of abject mischief. “Ah, Miss Henny, what are you do…”. Henny place a finger over the Officer’s mouth, and using her other hand she reached for the officer’s pistol. Unfastening it, she removed it and placed it on the other side of the table - well out of the officer’s reach. “Henny, what’s going on!” Westkamp asserted, in a raised, but official tone. Henny simply placed her finger over his mouth again and said “Officer Westkamp, you have the right to remain silent… and I suggest for your safety, you choose to enforce that right”. \n\n\n“Henny, this is madness. UNCOUGH ME AT ONCE!” \n\n\nHenny picked up the officer’s pistol and using the butt of it, delivered a swift and forceful blow to Westkamp’s voice box. He gasped for air, and writhed in pain, lunging forward in a vain attempt to comfort his pain with his immobile hands. He attempted to scream, for help, but nothing but gasps and wheezes were expired. Henny looked at him - smile now gone - with a grave disgust. “Pathetic” she uttered, slowly walking behind him “Two years ago. You proved who you *really* are. A scrooge! A scoundrel! A disgusting hypocrite! A predator - in police clothing!”. As she said these words she came closer and closer to his ear, now almost resting on his right shoulder.\n\n\n“You couldn’t spare a lousy 5 euro, for a ticket in the Church bake sale. And yet” She snapped up upright, and slowly started walking around the table while continuing her address “I find out from Mrs Van der Meer, that that very, same, evening. *You!*” she spun around pointing a finger accusingly at Westkamp “spent half the night getting pissed, in the Green Wheelbarrow”. Westkamp tried again hopelessly to speak; to try and tell her the truth: he had meant to come back and buy the raffle ticket, he’d just forgotten. “You’re some piece of work you are. No wonder this town’s going to shit. When our police force, the very heart of soul of our community can’t buy a simple raffle ticket, and mockingly spends the money instead on POISON!” she slammed her fist on the desk, and the pistol jumped a little, moving slightly closer to Westkamp, but still out of reach. 'She didn’t notice at all' Westkamp thought. \n\n\n\n“You want to know a secret Westkamp?” she had calmed herself, speaking as if they had just met on the street “Your father was just as bad… he didn’t buy a ticket in the raffle either. In fact, he had the audacity, to come *my* house, and try and sell *me* a ticket to the policeman’s charity ball. Can you fucking believe it? What? So *he*, like you, could spend it all on piss?” her gazed narrowed before she practically screamed at him “DISGUSTING” she then kicked the table as hard as she could. It slid enough that the force impacted straight into Westkamp’s stomach. Westkamp tried to cough and scream in pain, but he was winded. Like a fish out of water he wheezed and puffed – desperate, for just a taste, of air. Henny turned around, facing away from Westkamp and continued, as if talking to herself now. “That’s why I killed the useless pig. And, like, a repulsive pig, I chopped him up and fed him to his brethren at Dietrich’s pig farm.” She paused, reflecting on emotion Westkamp couldn’t see. Westkamp could see however, that the pistol was now probably in reach, and Henny was still talking to herself, looking the other way. He, as quietly as he could, reached for the pistol. To his good fortune and surprise, his fingers could just touch the tip of the barrel, and with some very fine finger work he managed to slowly pull the pistol toward him. Just when he had almost enough to grip the barrel securely, Henny slowly started to turn around. But luckily for Westkamp, she was distracted by something she was grabbing out of her handbag at the same time, and didn't see his intentions. \n\n\n\nHe quickly withdrew he hands, well away from the gun, and begged she wouldn’t notice how close it was. To his horror, he could now see what that something was - a rusty, 4 bladed, serrated dagger. “You know he squealed like a pig… as this entered his fat little tummy”, she walked slowly towards him, proudly displaying the dagger as she did. As she came close, he noticed that it wasn’t actually rusty, it was really covered in dried blood. Henny ran the knife along the back of his neck, and he shuddered in fear. “Now, now Mr policeman, I thought you’d be braver than this… look at you, you're pitiful. A woeful excuse for the valour your job really entails.”. Henny started walking again, continuing towards the end of the table. 'Now’s my chance' he thought, deftly grabbing the barrel of the pistol, flipping it slightly into the air and landing it firmly into his hands. Henny, cocked her head like an eagle eyeing prey, and her gazed suddenly widened with shock. Westkamp painfully cleared his throat, and warily attempted a word “Hhhhh…. Heh…. Henny”. He managed to squeeze out. \n\n\n“Don’t Henrich, please…. It was all a mistake” Henny pleaded, now panic stricken “I’m off my meds. Yes… that’s right, please I haven’t taken my medication. You wouldn’t kill an ol….”\n\n\n\n“Fuck. You.” He said before sliding the top of the pistol back, engaging the hammer and aiming, at the now desperate Henny’s head “This is for Dad” he declared before pulling the trigger. His hand instinctively strengthened, fighting a recoil that unexpectedly wasn’t there. He’d pulled the trigger, the hammer snapped into position, but it didn’t fire. A wave of dread rippled through him, he suddenly noticed the pistol was considerably lighter than usual, and looking at the base of the pistol it was confirmed. There was no magazine. \n\n“Looking for *this*” Henny teased, swinging the magazine like a pendulum while slowly approaching, and before throwing it into a corner of the room. “OH Westkamp” she tormented as she placed her hand firmly over his mouth “Now look what you’ve done”. His eyes were focused on the blade, as it firstly recoiled back, then swiftly, effortlessly, entered is abdomen and tore part of his kidney. Westkamp bucked in pain, but Henny almost inhumanely held him tight on the chair. He then felt the knife re-entering, again and again, until he could feel no more; his blood, pouring out, spilling on the table and floor as he lost consciousness. Henny then dropped the knife, and slowly made her way behind Westkamp. With her first hand still firmly gripping his jaw, and the other anchored to his shoulder, she skilfully twisted, snapping his neck in one motion. She paused for a while, savouring the moment; before, and without talking, retrieving the knife and placing it into her hand bag. She then wiped as much of the visible blood as she could off, admiring her reflection in the interview room's mirrored glass. Retrieving a red cowl from her hand bag, she elegantly draped it over the top of her body, hiding most, if not all, of the remaining blood. Taking one last, pitiful look at Westkamp, she then unlocked the door, closed it behind her, and walked quietly and confidently towards the exit. Her demeanour was nearly broken when a voice interrupted her stride “Miss Henny!?”. She turned around to see Constable Jansen at the counter, reaching for something in his back pocket - Henny waited, with mixed emotion. She was relieved to see it was a wallet. “Here’s that 5 euro I owe you… for the raffle”. \n\n\n“Oh, you’re such a delight Jansen. But please, I’m going away for a while, could give it directly to Father De Vries?” \n\n\n“Sure thing, Miss Henny. Ah, where are you going?”\n\n\n\n“You know, I haven’t made up my mind.” She turned and walked through the exit, pausing one last time to finish “Just somewhere, *far*, away from here”. \n \n\n",
">Nijmegen Zuid, 75 miles south-east of Amsterdam\n\nThis cracks me up though. It's literally on the other side of the fucking country. [Yeah I get that people only know Amsterdam, and that the country is small as hell]",
"I'm not certain, but I bet it's related to those times when we smile at something that really isn't at all amusing.",
"\"Peace\" enforcers. Lol.",
"Up up up !!",
"Did you just write this? Or is this from something else? Either way, wow",
"Only 6 months? WTF?",
"> This all has to do with the Dutch stance on prison not being 'punishment' but mandatory 'rehabilitation'.\n\nIt's punishment alright, but with proper programs for resocialization. You almost make it seem like it's seen as a treatment instead of a punishment. ",
"Which is why all cops should be in favor of bodycams, because not only does it catch bad cops so they can be thrown out, it also protects good cops from people making up stories about them.",
"\"...and covered by police unions/departments...\"\n\nThis, this right here is my problem, my main problem isn't with some cops being bad, yes that is a problem, but my main problem is when supposedly \"good\" cops defend bad cops. When a good cop defends a bad cop, he stops being a good cop.\n",
"What’s this from?",
"First of all, no they wouldn't lol. Do you know where Russia is on the map even? You know nothing about what goes on in Russia except your near-red scare level propaganda. \n\nAlso the issue isn't a chill cop. Anecdotal evidence aside, no one thinks *all* cops are scum (except acab but crazy people don't count). The issue is the few cops that are scum end up murdering people, whereas the scummy cops in other countries just suck at their job.",
"Plot twist, she now regrets everything because the police fined her out of house and home! /s",
"This is actually fairly standard in a lot of European countries. Even for a lot of post commie ones. \n\nI mean the length of sentencing rather than the associated services.",
"This is nice. In the US the police would've shot her and claimed they were afraid for their lives. ",
"Google sovereign citizens. They’re nuts. ",
"Nothing worse than losing them pics.. ",
"That depends entirely on each and every different police force. We don’t have a national police force and the federal government has very little say over how individual jurisdictions conduct them selves. At best the DOJ can offer guidelines and can only take a hands on approach when asked by that police force. \n\nSome places they require at least a 2 year degree in criminal justice, some places don’t. Some places are incredibly lax in their screening processes, others aren’t. \n\nAmerica is an big ass country made up of 50 semi-self governed states, and each state is made up of semi-self governing counties and cities. It’s complete useless to generalize American laws and America in general. My little area in Wyoming shares little with the deep south or the east coast. ",
"[Nobody in the EU does](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment_in_Europe)",
"Whether or not I'd be accountable I wouldn't care. I'm not a cop but if I'd be arresting a guy who may very well be in possession of a gun in going into that encounter pretty stressed and I'll use whatever weapon I have to defend myself. If i had any reason to believe the guy is putting a weapon I'd make damn sure I'm using mine first.\n\nThe problem is indeed not that the cops have guns. Cops have guns in the Netherlands too. The problem is that criminals in the US have relatively easy access to assault rifles and the like and that every random drunk driver might pull a gun on a traffic cop. Police has to constantly be on edge no matter what they do and that's how deadly mistakes happen.",
"Can't you be held without charge for 24 hours?",
"That is a really difficult title to understand. You could’ve worded it better. ",
"The argument is invalid. In no other country are you in danger of being shot fucking dead during a traffic stop. For leaving your car.",
"My experiences of the Politie are quite positive, too. I lived in the Netherlands for a few years, and got burgled once.\n\nWhen the police came and asked what had been taken, I gave them a list - passport, laptops, PlayStation, etc. They also asked if I'd had any cannabis stolen, how much, and what type. I replied that I had, and they wrote it all down, laughing that I probably wouldn't be able to claim for it on my home insurance but that they needed to know anyway, and that a spliff was probably exactly what I needed after being robbed.",
"It’s bad but you oughta work on your reading if you can’t get that after the second time.",
"Too real",
"Wow I need to move. Sucks growing up loving your country only to realize it's a shithole of a mess and were the baddies.",
"High standard compared to what exactly?\n\nAs my mother always said: \nDon’t compare yourself to the bad kids, compare yourself to the good kids ;)",
"If they need to arrest every drug user. Its gonna be a long day fr them. Most users dont cause any trouble so they dont bother.\n",
"He looks exactly like Goon from Titan A.E. \"I've finished my nap!\"",
"I've been pulled over 3 times my entire life and each time for minor bs like my taillight being out and each time the cop was a total prick for no reason. Idc how stressful their job is they don't have to be cunts.",
"6 months gets you ONE university course in just the law required to do the job in most european countries...\n\nAnd they fart out their applicants in just 6 months total.\nYikes.",
"I DO NOT CONSENT!!!!",
"\"Scientists discover life extending solution, by almost 100 years, inmates to be trialled.\"",
"Must've been one hell of a chase. ",
"You probably stopped reading the title mid way...",
"That was an awsome read! ",
" She was planning on giving them out for Halloween ",
"Stef*",
"I got it after the second read, so I may be ok not going back to Scholastic Readers. *May.*",
"It's a problem they created themselves by building up a reputation that they can't be trusted. If they were honest and trustworthy and policed themselves properly, they would be taken at their word when they deny false accusations. Now people have enough reason to doubt the police in a he-said-she-said situation.",
"Only person that is happy to be arrested. ",
"Damn well written! ",
"6 months is about the time it takes to get your swimming degree here. ",
"Guy on Omegle once told me that if I got pulled over in the States and the police officer asks me if it's my vehicle I'm supposed to say:\n\n\"No, officer, this is my automobile.\"\n\nAnd basically the cop will fucking dematerialize because a semantic argument is the only way to defeat them.",
"I'm not sure of there is a single word for exactly that, but \"bittersweet\" comes close",
"They later learned that the gentleman had an incarceration fetish, of which they had all become unwilling participants.",
"Reminds me of a bit on Brooklyn 99 when Boyle arrested an old man for a string of bank robberies. Every time anyone else is around the old man is all \"Could you bring me some tea dear?\", but when they're alone he keeps telling Doyle about how he doesn't even need the money, he just does it to see the fear in the teller's eyes. It's hilarious. ",
"Something most people don't realize is when they have Stockholm Syndrome.",
"There was an old Twilight Zone where a guy sold his soul for immortality. He accidentally killed his landlady and decided to cop to murder because he wanted to try out the death penalty. They gave him life. ",
"But we only murder you sometimes!! Come on!!",
"Anyone interested, there's a whole sub for enjoying their insanity. /r/amibeingdetained",
"I think diet is very important too so lets face it, they are doomed",
"Thank you /u/ChocolateLab_, it really means a lot to me that my time wasn't completely wasted. Yes, it's all OC. I was in a writing mood and couldn't help but see the plot twist as a writing prompt. I actually kind of feel bad now. I'm sure the lady in the picture is a delight, and probably wouldn't hurt a fly... *True Crime theme plays* ",
"You can't be part of the EU if you still enforce a death penalty. The only countries in Europe that haven't abolished it are Belarus and Russia, although it's very uncommon for it to be sentenced in Russia. ",
"Resisting arrest.",
"The only countries in europe?",
"\"One week? I though we were past life sentence as a country!\"",
"I recently saw [a post](https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/7jnw6h/police_watch_18_yr_old_bang_his_head_around_after/?st=JDA8HQO3&sh=2b237288) on r/watchpeopledie where a guy from Texas had a bad trip on LSD and instead of calming him down the police prefered tasing him in his balls multiple times. As a result he died from cardiac arrest. \n\nEDIT:\nAdded source",
"I'll even provide a more mind blowing fact.\n\nIceland, New Zealand, Britain, Ireland & Norway are countries where most police officers do not carry firearms.\n\n* [Source](https://washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/02/18/5-countries-where-police-officers-do-not-carry-firearms-and-it-works-well/)\n\nA couple of great quotes for the TLDR people.\n\n**Iceland:**\n\n> When police shot a man in Iceland in 2013, it was the first time police had used their firearms and killed a person in the history of this country.\n\n> However, one third of the country's population is armed with rifles and shotguns for hunting, making it the 15th most armed country per capita in the world.\n\n**New Zealand:**\n\n> \"[In New Zealand], it is more dangerous being a farmer than it is a police officer,\" he wrote in a paper, published 2010. Arming the police would inevitably lead to an arms race with criminals and a spike in casualties.\n\n**Britain:**\n\n> In Britain, 82 percent of police do not want to be armed.\n\n> While there were 461 \"justifiable homicides\" committed by U.S. police in 2013, according to the FBI's Uniform Crime Report, there was not a single one in the United Kingdom the same year.\n\n**Ireland:**\n\n> Ireland has gone a step further: There, most police officers would not even know how to use a gun if they were threatened.\n\n> only 20 to 25 percent of Irish police officers are qualified to use firearms.\n\n**Norway:**\n\nNorway discharged 33 rounds total since 2002 till 2014. In 2007 it did not discharge a single shot. \nIn this 12 year period, 2 people were fatalities of police shots. \n\n[Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_firearm_use_by_country#Norway) \n\nI also learned that Norway have firearms stored in a safe inside their patrol vehicles. Which they need to call for to get it unlocked. \n\n\n",
"Sorry, yes.",
"We'll see how much fun she's having when they strip search and pepper spray her lol",
"One time someone stole my backpack and tried to steal from a walmart with it, but was about to get caught and ditched the backpack. My backpack had my checkbook and a bunch of loose wether's originals in it, so because of the checkbook the police thought it was me and brought me in for questioning. I didn't even know my backpack was gone because I had two at the time, so I was all confused when the cops were asking me questions. Once I was there I was obviously not the guy in the surveillance footage so they had to give me back my backpack. In doing so they had to give me an itemized receipt for the things I was receiving back, and one of the listings was \"28 werthers originals\".",
"life isn't until you die though but just a high number of years... not even THAT high",
"I know. And he gave up like instantly. But, it was just to make a point. Just not a very good one. ",
"since when do I live in a Nordic country lmao\n\nedit: fuck you were talking about Denmark nvm ",
"Good thing she didnt ask to get arrested in the U.S.",
"Lol that story made my day lol",
"Also worth noting is its dark twin, /r/AmIFreeToGo ",
"There's no death penalty in the Netherlands, only euthanasia.\n\nEDIT: I believe in the US it's the other way round?",
"I had a fucking aneurism reading that title.",
"[I will just leave it here.](https://i.imgur.com/fsEzSW5.jpg)",
"*cracks her on the head with a baton and lipstick falls out of her purse*\n\nTHAT'S A WEAPON, SHOOT HER!",
"now he need a mug shot to complete",
"Nope in the Netherlands, life=life only the queen/king can absolve the punishment. It's only given a few times in the past decennia. \n \nIn dutch: https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lijst_van_tot_levenslang_veroordeelden_in_Nederland",
"I thought he killed his wife accidentally, she tried to stop him from jumping off the roof and fell. He confessed to murdering her to try out the electric chair. ",
"this shit is so old thay poor lady died in the meantime...\n\nAnyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | chttp://karmadecay.com/r/pics/comments/7vakg0/when_the_dutch_police_heard_that_it_was_on_this/#omnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[99-year-old Annie can cross one item of her bucket list.](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5w2yy1/99yearold_annie_can_cross_one_item_of_her_bucket/) ^**B** | 36 | 11^mos | funny | 3\n[100 Year old Dutch Woman booked into Jail -- Because getting arrested was on her bucket list.](http://www.reddit.com/r/ProtectAndServe/comments/5wm6v3/100_year_old_dutch_woman_booked_into_jail_because/) ^**B** | 4201 | 11^mos | ProtectAndServe | 85\n[Bucket list](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6gisb2/bucket_list/) | 12999 | 7^mos | funny | 180\n[A 99-year-old Netherlands woman has fulfilled a \"bucket list\" dream - by spending time in a police cell. Annie, who had not committed any crime, was allowed to sit in a cell at the police station in Nijmegen Zuid, 75 miles south-east of Amsterdam, in order to achieve \"one of her last wishes\".](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5wo0ni/a_99yearold_netherlands_woman_has_fulfilled_a/) | 8913 | 11^mos | pics | 182\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/r/pics/comments/7vakg0/when_the_dutch_police_heard_that_it_was_on_this/) (B = bigger)*",
"while true for a normal human, for an immortal it would just be an intresting small blimp in his memory",
"Man Europeans always like puffing out their chests and insulting people huh? \n\nYou know Japan still has the death penalty right? As do most Asian countries including India and China.",
"Immortality doesn't mean that one will be young forever or some other abilities like rapid healing or some other things people like to imagine. It just means death won't come for you, and I think it's the worst curse of all. People tend to confuse immortality with god mode.",
"I wonder what the average is, 12 people sounds like a lot to me but over 27 years I could see it. Probably also depends on the city/population count",
"😊",
"That's what makes it such a twist!",
"Which is why it's such a great plot twist!",
"The Dutch police are the nicest I have experienced in all my travels. Its so fitting they are called politie.",
"ah the dutch. where jail is fun ",
"Death penalty means execution in my home country. (US) We call that a life sentence. I'm curious if its different where you are.",
"America isn't perfect but I wouldn't go that far. Still a wonderful nation to live in. ",
"Well this was fun, thanks!",
"oh, i believe either way immortality is a bad thing, as even with godmode, relationships to other mortals become meaningless. I wouldn't want to see my kids die, and their kids, etc...\n\nBut i find it wierd to claim that \"Immortaility doesn't mean X\". It's a fantasy concept and every story using it interpretes it differently with changing \"side-effects\". As it doesn't exist in reality there is no strict rule how it works.",
"Damn at first I thaught she was covered with shit and that was some sort of horrible mistreatment. I watch too many horror movies...",
"Nah, I am in U.S. too. But the proper interpretation wouldn’t have fit the minor amount of humor I was going for. ",
"He did say he was Dutch. ",
"The Dutch are so weird.",
"Don't worry about it, Daan.",
"\"As seems to happen all too often with these cases, she was later killed during transport...\"",
"Yeah, my biggest problem with it is that everyone even remotely connected to the police refuses to acknowledge that there's a problem or that it's possible that any cop ever did the wrong thing.",
"It's really over ~13 years, though. He probably wasn't doing much killing while 0-14.",
"Eh, I've been pulled over three times. Twice for speeding, and they let me off with a warning both times, and once for having a burned out brake light. For that one, they gave me a fix-it ticket, which was good in that it only cost me $25, but kinda sucked in that it required me to visit a police station and a courthouse during work hours. It was like a really lame scavenger hunt.",
"“I won’t let you take me alive.”\n\n",
"You'd need to actually change policing culture. That's not going to automagically happen because there are more gun laws.",
"Hmmm trust me, there's also a factor of punishment there. It's one of the first things you learn in the law study but it's been a while since we talked about it.",
"\"STOP RESISTING!!! STOP RESISTING\"",
"thats why he said \"civilised\"",
"I raise you Trees and a Jellyfish.",
"Are the police really that bad in America to where you'd be this suprised over something like this? If so then damn...",
"But that model doesn't support people having guns so we can't even talk about it let alone consider It!",
"Once guns are out of the populations hands then the police lose their excuse to keep theirs.",
"\"Justifiable homicides\" Brit here. what the fuck? This sentence cannot compute in my brain.",
"\"I picked up what I thought was my camera but this isn't my camera\"",
"Yeah, had the same thing when I read it so a quick google search gave me the wiki. \n\n> The concept of justifiable homicide in criminal law stands on the dividing line between an excuse, a justification, and an exculpation. In certain circumstances, homicide is justified when it prevents greater harm to innocents. A homicide can only be justified if there is sufficient evidence to prove that it was reasonable to believe that the offending party posed an imminent threat to the life or well-being of another, in self-defense. To rule a justifiable homicide, one must objectively prove to a trier of fact, beyond all reasonable doubt, that the victim intended to commit violence. A homicide in this instance is blameless[1] and distinct from the less stringent criteria authorizing deadly force in stand your ground rulings.\n\n[Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justifiable_homicide)\n\n",
"Oh I remember the color of a couch we had for maybe 2 years around 5-6. Wanted to see what scissors would do to the fabric... I found my answers.\n\nIt’s funny looking back. Had no idea about cause and effect when it came to situations like that so I wasn’t a problem child, I just liked to experiment with sharp objects and expensive furniture/flooring that cannot easily be replaced... sue me Dad!",
"Reminds me of that scene in K-On!! When Tsumugi makes the teacher reprimand her and send her out to the hall because she’s about to graduate and has never been in trouble at school before.",
"True I think I'm just way to cynical. I can't help but think about all the negatives. Plus atm with everything going on I feel like I'm in some shitty nightmare.",
"Oh god the court house fuck. That. Shithole. I only went once and my god what a cluster fuck of a place. ",
"My local one had reduced hours due to budget cuts, which meant it was only open from 10 AM to 2 PM. Had to wait in line for 45 minutes. The couple behind me were comparing notes, presumably based on personal experience, on which prisons in my state are the most comfortable.\n\nAlternatively, I could have left the ticket (signed by a police officer who didn't even look at the brake light) and my $25 fee in a drop box outside the courthouse... but, if you do that, there's no receipt, no feedback, no way to know whether it's gone where it needs to go until they send me the $500 ticket for not responding to the fix-it ticket. No thanks, I'd rather at least get a receipt from the clerk for the $25, so I can argue it if the thing ever comes back to me.",
"We do have 'life imprisonment' and it means literally that. No chance of ever getting out.",
"So your phone writes reddit comments to communicate with you?\n\nThat some sort of nasty personal assistance!",
"Probably nice if I forget something\n",
">Something people don't realize is that the problem with US police\n\nWhat is the problem with US police? You seem to have declared yourself educated enough to make this statement.\n\nWhat % of interaction with the police every day in the US ends in violence?",
"One time I was in Central Park tripping on LSD and we saw the police walking by and promptly ignored them because they don't give a shit.\n\nThey walked by and said nothing.",
"You must be very stupid.",
"Please leave, you're clearly an ignorant waste of life and we have enough of you.",
"In a made up story it is.",
"Lol wake the fuck up kid.",
"Jesus. They even broke out the hinged cuffs for this animal :)",
"Yes.",
"How do you go 100 years without being arrested? I’m obviously living my life wrong.",
"Because I don't find killing other people justifiable?",
"That's fucked up... Thanks.",
"I'm currently traveling in a country that doesn't even allow access to Reddit (Indonesia) and you need to use a VPN to access it. Infrastructure is mostly a mess. Only 70% of kids finish primary school and less than 30% finish secondary school so that they can begin working to make money. Corruption is endemic and widespread. The list goes on. \n\n\n\nIt's just one example of a country I've visited that makes me appreciate how lucky I am to have been born and raised in the United States. There are millions, if not billions, of people around the world who would love to have been as fortunate. ",
"Everyone is downvoting. Maybe give an explanation instead?",
"this is too wholesome",
"Best caption ever!\n"
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When the Dutch police heard that it was on this 99 year old true crime fans bucket list to be arrested. They obliged!
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"Insane...",
"With the stress I’m dealing with right now, I just want to be a tree in this pic.",
"I go to the Valley frequently and feel that Yosemite photos are a dime a dozen. That said, this a truly unique photo. Well done!",
"That's amazing"
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First snow in Yosemite. El Capitan getting lit up just before the sunsets.
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"That is fucking awesome ",
"This looks cool, but I wonder if the guitar actually works? If it does, why would it?",
"Why wouldn't it work ?\n\nI'd like to know if the NES works! ",
"It works, but you have to open the lid and blow in it occasionally. ",
"I hear it can only play two chords",
"Plays all the Mario music.",
"Rather than running it through pedals, I hope you can insert cartridges to achieve different effects. Bonus points if the game the music is referenced sonically.",
"Just like food and cunnilingus. They're great seperately. Together, not so much.",
"8 bit serenade ",
"[Actually](https://reverb.com/item/2550819-korg-pme-40x-1980s-modular-multi-effects-pedal-board-digital-delay-compressor-phaser-flanger)there was something like that in the 80's. You inserted effect cartridges of your choice in any order. Had one. Kinda cool. They should have sounded better.",
"That is so cool. I legit want one ",
"The body of an electric guitar really doesn’t matter much. If you have pickups, an output to an amp, a neck, and strings of the right tension, you can build the body out of damn near anything.",
"Sometimes when you plug it into an amp it just makes a bunch of hums and static. So you gotta unplug it and blow into the jack a few times to make it work.",
"/r/ATBGE ",
"I saw someone selling these at MAGfest this year!!!! Were you there?",
"All the sound it produces is limited to 8-bit.",
"They used something [similar](https://youtu.be/lGKlIJsz7bM) in the making of Childish Gambino's Redbone",
"This should be a prop in Ready Player One.",
"Came here to say this",
"This s a celebration of the human spirit!",
"Don't give it to Kurt Russell ",
"I have a body, Greg. Can you play *me*?",
"Guitar electronics are pretty simple, if it doesn’t work it really wouldn’t take much to make it. I’m curious how the nes case would affect the sound. ",
"[I Fight Dragons have a similar one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX0ubz2M8GE)\n\n[Here's another](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9qB-IsO8zw)",
"[I built one 4 years ago](http://imgur.com/a/BIBqZ). ",
"Oh my goodNES!",
"Now you’re really playing with power. ",
"Yeah, but can you smoke out of it?",
"/r/hmmm/",
"NES Paul, n'est-ce pas?",
"Nice!",
"The company that makes that also makes a [ Millennium Falcon bass](https://i.imgur.com/kEM0HaU.jpg)",
"Niiiiicceee!!",
"If it's not owned by John Wick, I would like to know the price of this .",
"And your dogs are cute",
"Maybe not too much sustain? I’m not too sure though - seem to recall reading an interview years ago with Jack White where he spoke about plastic guitars that he liked the sound of but is more reliant on how he plays due to how there’s not much sustain.",
"There's a Commodore 64 bass guitar that actually uses the sound chip SID of the C64 for the sound of strings.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kDhpFaf4EY\n\nIt would be interesting to see a NES guitar which uses actual NES sound chip in similar way.\n",
"NES!",
"my stratocaster (idk the year but its quite new) has something like this. It doesnt change the effects but it does modify the tone. I don't really ever use it, kinda weird to me. Just leave the same one in all the time.",
"Underrated comment is underrated. ",
"If only it was an Atari, you could of named it... Guitari ha Ha haaaa ",
"Super sloppy.",
"I want one",
"I'm glad they didn't build a drum kit out of it ;-)",
"Wow. I wonder how much that thing is worth. ",
"Novelty guitars, looks cool and hip, sounds like shit, plays like shit and usually can't stay in tune.\n\nHow much do they cost? Find your market of suckers well hello 90's adult kid!",
"That’s cool and all but DAMN THAT BASS PLAYER. ",
"This would be awesome if it played 8-bit sounds!",
"That headstock was a nice touch.",
"If you've ever played live, you would understand. You get nervous, or fatigued, or accidentally mess up while jumping around engaging the crowd. Playing live is super fun, but I've never had a \"perfect\" set where I didn't mess up a note, or was a bit sloppy. When you're in the crowd, you don't typically notice it unless it's really bad. The live recording was taken from the soundboard, so you can hear everything. The other one was recorded live out in the streets of Chicago...",
"[He's pretty good in this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S50ovRMxqtw) Duet starts around 2:23",
"Thanks! They're knuckleheads. ",
"It's my favorite detail. ",
"The lead is only about 10 feet long , so you need to sit really close to the amp",
"Cheap knockoff... a genuine Nes Paul has a double humbucker. Duh.",
"I'll give you $5 for it ",
"WANT",
"Hahaha that's classic! ",
"More like \"don't let Tarantino use it as a prop in any of his movies\"\n\nKurt didn't know and I'm pretty sure he threw up when he found out he had just smashed a priceless 120 y/o guitar. ",
"Dat Vienna beef doe. ",
"Cross-posted this, and apparently, you can get them [here](http://getlofi.com/shop/nes-guitar/).\n\n*Courtesy of u/YouAreAllDisgraceful",
"He has a total Les Claypool vibe to him. I wonder if he calls himself NES Claypool.",
"YES been a fan of them for years now since I first saw them at warped tour. Nice to see other people talking about them :)",
"From one gigging musician to another, this performance was a mess. ",
"Bo Diddley would have loved it",
"I am inspired to mention this: http://www.ytcracker.com/nes/",
"But can it play Smoke on the Water?",
"Are the electronics from a les paul? ",
"I've played live for 25 years, it has nothing to do with that. The bass player should not be allowed to take solos. There's a difference between \"nervous, fatigued, or a bit sloppy\" and literally having no idea what you're doing which is the case in that video. ",
"I'm guessing you got the idea from the cigar box guitars. Very inventive though",
"Thank you. I thought i was alone.",
"it doesnt need to be pointless and terrible either. they were playing in one fucking key and the dude couldnt even find that.",
"That performance was in no danger of that.",
"As a bassist, been playing for 20 years, your mentality sucks. Elitist bullshit. Even Dragonforce fucks up their songs. Kirk Hammet, Yngwie Malmsteen... Guitar solos are a dime a dozen. \n\nThis duet isn't the best, but it's not bad. ",
"dragonforce and kirk hammett are your examples? LOL!!! apparently i am 'elitist' then",
"Alright troll...\n\nJimmy Page, Eric Clapton, BB King, Steve Lukather... Take your pick. ",
"my elitist listening habits do not permit me to pick any of those guys, i only listen to people who have never played a bad note before."
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An extremely rare 1985 NES Paul
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[
"What do you need them for?",
"I have a nephew that Is needing them So I’m trying to find some ",
"What can we do to help you?",
"I was just seeing if anyone had ordered them inspired by drive is the brand. ",
"Good luck to you"
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Pediatric forearm crutches - looking to get some from www.lifetherapeutic.net
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"That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.",
"It isn't obvious, but the duck is wearing a diaper. As someone who had a pet duck, I can say with certainty that is the ONLY way he could take that duck inside a building; they crap CONSTANTLY.",
"STOP IT!!!!!! It’s wearing shoes!!!! Hahaha this is great. I want to meet this man with his duck 🦆 ",
"Title should be, \"Just a duck with his pet man.\"",
"“Emotional support duck” ",
"Please don't ignore the dog in his arm. "
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Just a man with his pet duck.
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[
"Ehh not really. ",
"No it absolutely does not. ",
"As a transgender male, this is highly offensive. You should be ashamed. ",
"She’s not some tiny guido. ",
"Yeah it does",
"On the right it does but not so much on the left"
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My daughters elementary school picture looks like Danny Devito.
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"Non-terrifying only if all your mirrors are already broken... ",
"Damn, your eyes are huge. ",
"They are now...",
"Oh boy! A minstrel show. ",
"Isn't that going to pull on the eyebrows? Ouuu",
"“Well, time to go to the bank..”",
"lol now I see why blackface is frowned upon these days. TERRIFYING "
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I couldn’t sleep so I thought I would try a nice non-terrifying face mask...
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"They are still not wrong, technically.",
"They are giving the consumers a warning. Your bowel movements will be Super and possibly Special!",
"Just recently, whilst looking to expand her collection of indoor potted cacti, my SO discovered an ad for Succulent bowels. They were delicious.",
"I laughed too hard at this ",
"Ow, my bowels!",
"I like how the number of pizzas, garlic knots, and wings increases, but the soda remains at 1 - lol.",
"The price jump from 2 -> 3 is so not worth it. How did they not even manage to add more drinks?"
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Thankful for the great Super Bowel specials in my neighborhood...
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"Background info. My dad is a deer hunter that lives in Southeastern Ohio. He has a game camera that takes motion activated pictures so he can know about what kind of deer are frequenting his property. He is not the kind of person to fake a picture like this. I have no idea what the figure in the upper center of the frame is. Any ideas would be appreciated.",
"That's a dog walking away",
"Might be the South end of a Northbound wolf.",
"That’s what I thought too... you can clearly see it’s brown eye "
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What is this creepy Bigfoot woman thing in the top center of a picture from my dad’s motion activated picture?
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"But she's living on easy street now. Grandma adopted her a few years ago and we don't really know much about her or what happened but she's loved and living out her last years in peace.",
"Awwwww..... what a cutie!",
"She is. She's afraid of most people including me. She's never let me get this close before. ",
"Keep working with her and showing her love. She’ll come around.",
"Nice cat ",
"Is she taking a dump?",
"Lol... she always looks like that. Her spine is messed up. That's just how she is",
"She really only trusts grandma. But she's a good girl. ",
"Poor baby. I am glad she is in a good place now ",
"What a sweet girl. I'm glad she and your grandma found each other. She deserves lots of love! ",
"Mmmmmm tasty tasty cat",
"From the picture, it's possible that she has some vision problems. That could definitely exacerbate being scared of people. ",
"Wouldn't surprise me if she does. ",
"Bless your Grandma for giving this weird little doggo the love she deserves. ",
"She gets 3 meals a day all made to what she likes. Grandma even warms them up for her. She isn't strong enough to open the dog door so grandma takes her out whenever she needs to go. She's taken care of better than most humans. ",
"My child adopted one of the Texas 72 Wolfhounds. She ha been seriously abused. Still challenged, but WAY better than she was. Kudos to your Grandma for doing something so wonderful. ",
"Someday Karma’s gonna pay Grandma back in spades. Religious connotations aside, you can often judge a person by how he or she treats others...including animals that need a little extra care. ",
"She’s beautiful",
"She’s a cutie.. but looks like she may be an inbreed from a puppy mill, might explain her physical issues",
"Only if everyone thought the same way, the world would be a much more beautiful place to live. ",
"My daughter and her husband just had to put down their seventeen year old Shih Tzu. The dog was already ten when they got her from a rescue organization. Her elderly owner had to give her up when she went into a nursing home. Suzie never wanted for a thing in her declining years.",
"I hate say that my reaction was \"aww poor little thing...is she poopin?\". It's a wonderful thing giving a dog all of the love and care they deserve. ",
"this just melts my heart, please thank your Grandma for me.",
"Oh, hugs, for you, hugs for grandma, and hugs for this special lil guy. Oh there's a place in heaven for granny that's for sure, you better tell her I said so!!! 😇",
"Poor thing, she's a prime candidate for /r/bleps by the way.",
"The dog of Gru lol",
"That thing is a ghoul",
"I'm thinking puppy mill. Probably outgrew cage she was in or had too many others stuffed in there with her preventing room to grow properly misshaping her bones. Poor thing...she's probably constantly in pain when she moves...bless your grandma! ",
"Not as much of a repulsive ghoul as you, asshole. Learn to keep your trap shut if you don't have anything nice to say. ",
"i saw a youtube video of a guy that got an animal used to him by staying in a relatively small area together but leaving it alone so that it gets used to you and learns you aren't a threat. \n\nThen he'd eat at the same time that he fed it.\n\nBut if you don't see it a lot there's probably not much you can do.",
"Shit did I hurt it's feelings? Didn't realize that spawn of Satan knew English.",
"There’s still hope, especially if grandma has a lot of visitors. Took our puppy mill rescue forever to approach people he didn’t know well, but now he’ll willingly approach people he’s only met a few times. Sometimes he’ll even beg them for butt scratches!",
"What a beautiful, unique little pupper! Was she adopted as a senior?",
"Your the fucking spawn of satan, asshole. Get he fuck off of this subreddit if you cant handle doggos. Probably hurl yourself off a balcony while your at it.",
"Shes cute!",
"Whoa whoa, easy, that little abomination of nature has no idea that I find it repulsive, you guys are getting really worked up over nothing right now.",
"You're a troll looking for responses from others on the internet because you apparently have nothing better to do than make rude comments about disabled animals, and you knew you would get responses. You'll probably die in your mother's basement.",
"Oh look, it's a puppaaahhhhh OH JESUS KILL IT WITH FIRE.",
"Yeah. She's at least 10 the vet said when she had her first checkup a few years ago.",
"I don't even bother trying. She's set in her new ways and I just let her be. She lets my wife handle her and when I try to pet her when my wife is holding her she gets scared. So I just leave her be.",
"could be a gender thing"
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"Powerbomb courtesy of Captain Insano",
"They're just showing what they get up to in prison. ",
"Yea, not exactly sure what he was planning. ",
"MYEEAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRDDGGHHHH!",
"love your enemies. i mean, really love your enemies.",
"Welcome to theXFL ",
"Waiting for the xvideos.com reply... ",
"Open up a can a a can whoop a can a whoop ass",
"Talking about tight ends and now this? I knew football was gay.",
"He's a tight end now, but given time and effort, he'll be a wide receiver one day!",
"Ahh yes; the ol' flea-flicker play.",
"In the immortal words of coach Lindy Infante, 'you just never know when your quarterback will go down on you.'"
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