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/r/pics/comments/7vawgy/the_wienermobile_showed_up_at_my_super_bowl_party/
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[
"How? How did you get it?",
"Looks like a total sausage party",
"Just a bunch of bros watching men grunt, flex, and dance while eating sausage. Nothing gay here.",
"A real sausage party ",
"Anyone who thinks different is inmature.",
"What's on the inside? Is it just seats? Is it full of hot dogs and whistles?",
"It looks like it's actually coming to kill you. >:|",
"Exactly. "
] | 8 |
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The wienermobile showed up at my Super Bowl party.
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/r/pics/comments/7vax8f/i_picked_up_a_1976_edition_of_liberty_legion_at/
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[
"Still in business http://www.johnsonsmith.com/",
"Thanks this takes me back to all the tattered comic books I used to read over and over. Always wanted the spooky bank and, of course, those amazing x-ray glasses.",
"man, I love/loved those ads. I wanted most of the things on those pages. whenever we buy old comic books those pages are the first place I go"
] | 3 |
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I picked up a 1976 edition of Liberty Legion at the local comic book store for 50¢ and the ads are exactly what I expected.
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/r/pics/comments/7vayak/pure_bliss_when_your_mil_brings_mcdonalds_for/
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[
"What's the tattoo on your forearm? ",
"Her battery is almost depleted. ",
"Only McNuggets’s can refuel. ",
"Earth.",
"good mother in law :) but seriously all that jazz for weddings i dont get it ",
"Did she bring the lukewarm OJ to wash them down?",
"Looks like a Star Trek Lieutenant Commander rank tattoo."
] | 7 |
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Pure bliss when your MIL brings McDonalds for everyone during pictures. (Haven’t eaten since 5am)
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/r/pics/comments/7vaz73/my_uber_driver_watching_the_super_bowl_and/
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[
"My kind of guy",
"Pretty sure my wife sent him. I recently got life insurance. ",
"Sorry to say it, but you’re gonna pay for a new house soon",
"Lmao how many stars did you give him? I doubt he'll have a job tomorrow. ",
"I gave him 5. I made it home safe. And got to watch the game. That’s impressive!!",
"lmao maybe he'll keep it after all!",
"I kinda feel like this is a textbook example of when you DON’T give them five stars.",
"The real WTF is how you’d give them 5 stars. They endangered your safety and that of others on the road. Worse, they got paid to do it!"
] | 8 |
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My Uber driver... watching the Super Bowl... and texting. RIP
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/r/pics/comments/7vazdi/brady_morty/
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"Is that Jerry Stiller?",
"YES ",
"Forgot his first name on Seinfeld. Just remember him as Mr Costanza . Nice!"
] | 3 |
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Brady & Morty
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/r/pics/comments/7vb0bb/oc_noticed_something_familiar_in_the_crowd_of_the/
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"Enhance ",
"I’ve got the bleeps. I’ve got the sweeps. And I’ve got the creeps. ",
"The what, the what, and the what!?"
] | 3 |
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[OC] Noticed something familiar in the crowd of the "SOLO" Super Bowl trailer.
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/r/pics/comments/7vb0yd/every_year_during_halftime_of_the_super_bowl_i/
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[
"Wish he was on tonight :(",
"Well, you're missing out, because he is performing tonight. It said so on TV Guide.",
"Link? \n\nEdit: Nevermind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjdcLqiVAhc",
"Should have watched this one, Prince is on it now...",
"He's on right now, kind of",
"Ok, wtf? Did you see Justin's playlist?\nEdit: never mind, didn't realize it was a thing.",
"As soon as the Prince montage came up, I started looking back through the post list to reply exactly like this hahaha!",
"Minnesotan here. Prince is very, very missed right now.",
"I have the original Buttbowl on VHS somewhere. Watched that for about 8 years. ",
"You're a true hero.",
"Even though he said he never wanted that to happen. So it's nice they honored his wishes and didn't toally use his image to make money.",
"That was the first Superbowl Halftime performance where I actually stopped what I was doing and watched the entire performance. Prince fucking rocked it. His cover of Best of You was amazing. Then when Purple Rain...in the rain, fucking chills. Plus guitar penis. ",
"I watch Michael Jackson’s or Tom Petty’s. The two greatest, imo.",
"Plot twist: OP is the NFL/Pepsi/NBC reddit account",
"you are very unique ",
"I know. I get chills watching it every year. If you've never seen the NFL behind the scenes guys discussing, [then take a look and enjoy this complete LEGEND](https://youtu.be/7NN3gsSf-Ys).",
"Absolutely the best halftime show ever IMO. Really helped me get through a six month sentence I was serving at the time. I'll always owe Prince for that one. ",
"Tried watching that edit earlier. It's unwatchable. \n\nSadly it's the best i could find too.\n\n",
"Link from another redit page i cannot find (this is my bookmark)\n\nhttps://www.theverge.com/2018/2/2/16961244/super-bowl-halftime-show-audio-patrick-baltzell-2018",
"His was the all time best halftime show",
"And it was tasteful.",
"Not a bad idea. Vast majority of SB halftime shows have sucked in the past 5 years. Been missing the performances by Rolling Stones, The Who, and Prince",
"No you don’t. You watch the live one and then watch prince’s right after. ",
"Hard to compete with Princes show. Not even in the same arena, although JT is uber talented.",
"Except that’s not what he said. He was against the idea of a hologram, something that made it seem like he was part of the performance. This was just JT playing in front of a video of an actual Prince recording. ",
"I just watched Purple Rain for the first time today. Loved the emotion in it.",
"Can you make it rain harder?",
"The dude was amazingly talented. It's such a loss for him to go that early. ",
"Not such a bad thing.",
"I can barely make it through any superbowl performance now, not really because they're all bad - it's just this one was on a whole different level, it's pretty much ruined every other one since in comparison.",
"My Uncle, huge Bears fan, went to Miami for this game. The next time I saw him, I asked him about the game, experience, ect. His first and only response, \"fuckin Prince, man\". \nI didn't need him to elaborate, and he hasnt in 12 years now. \n\nNow excuse me whilst I bathe in the cleansing waters of Lake Minnetonka",
"Why?",
"Yeah, I thought it was really tastefully done",
"May he rest in peace. \n\nMN will never be the same.",
"No, you don't",
"That’s when you realize you have a problem.",
"Right...On!",
"I don't even understand why they kept doing Super Bowl halftime shows after Prince. (I could've said the same thing about Michael Jackson, but the answer would have been, \"Because Prince hasn't done it yet.\")",
"He never said that he didn't want that to happen....not publicly. And it was a brief tribute, genius, not a commercial. ",
"Don't introduce facts into this. The retards don't like that.",
"That's kind of sad. You are living in the past. There are some great artist around now and you are missing them. ",
"You mean the parade in the Batman movie?\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aL7x3ESiUw",
"Prince, Petty and companies cover of While my guitar gently weeps was the best. But, could you make it rain harder? Damn good halftime show."
] | 42 |
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Every year, during half-time of the Super Bowl, I play Prince's half-time show performance instead.
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/r/pics/comments/7vb1f6/hi_reddit_i_made_this_hope_you_like_it/
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"Physical thing made- Meme war ensues. ",
"I kind of want one. Those are low maintenance almost 0 water plants?",
"Home-made home for tiny things? I like it. ",
"Very cool and thank you for sharing",
"Is there a naked person in the window’s reflection? Is this a gif that turns into a frightening face and screams? What is going on here?",
"I do like it! Is that recycled egg carton?"
] | 6 |
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Hi Reddit. I made this! Hope you like it:)
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/r/pics/comments/7vb22t/my_30_year_collection_cocacola_pocket_fm_radio/
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[
"you should x-post to /r/nostalgia",
"Title says Coca-Cola Pocket FM Radio... shows a picture of the generic earphones.",
"I was wondering why it looked strange...",
"Thanks. I will!"
] | 4 |
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My 30 year collection... Coca-Cola pocket FM radio with earphones. Circa 1989. =KiddCocaCola
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/r/pics/comments/7vb2xn/came_across_this_firefighter_running_a_full/
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"Well I guess the oxygen tank may come in handy ",
"That's how you die",
"Nah he's got oxygen he's fine.",
"What's the US flag there for?"
] | 4 |
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Came across this firefighter running a full marathon in full gear...that is some dedication
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/r/pics/comments/7vb3cg/taken_on_the_blue_ridge_parkway/
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[
"I love it. ",
"Thank you!",
"Which milepost?",
"How did you get on there this time of year ?",
"I’m not sure, it’s a little past humpback rock lookout. I live in Staunton so the entrance I use is like 30 mins from there. It’s the entrance where the road begins ",
"It’s still open during the winter, they only close it if it snows a lot ",
"Are you talking 30 minutes East or 30 minutes West of Staunton?"
] | 7 |
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Taken on the Blue Ridge Parkway
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/r/pics/comments/7vb3ip/super_bowl_lii_prices/
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[
"But you also get a lovely collector's jar.",
"How much for a Miller light?",
"Too expensive ",
"$15!",
"Holy shit. I'm glad I'm at home haha",
"No thanks. I’ll stick to the flask I have to sneak in somehow. ",
"Nasty",
"Pennies compared to the ticket and weekend cost. ",
"One drink maximum",
"How did they monitor and enforce that rule?"
] | 10 |
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Super Bowl LII prices
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/r/pics/comments/7vb3m8/i_wrote_this_in_my_journal_in_4th_grade_13_years/
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[
"Prove this is a 4th grade journal- it looks brand new ",
"Bad bot ",
"Lol have you ever actually seen old journal entries written in pencil? ",
"Gimme da upvotes boi",
"Weird, I made this comment 13 years ago. "
] | 5 |
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I wrote this in my journal in 4th grade. 13 years later and my thoughts on the Super Bowl haven’t changed.
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/r/pics/comments/7vb40g/leopard_seal_waiting_for_prey_to_break_throught/
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[
"Wow scary",
"Wow ok. I’m still gonna want to pet it, but it better lose the attitude.",
"This is what my food sees while I'm waiting for the microwave.",
"Too cool. I wonder if someone could touch up the pic to get rid of some of the glair cause that’s one badass photo. How common is it to see a seal like this? ",
"These things are [terrifying](https://www.google.com/search?q=leopard+seal&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiDt_Sk1o3ZAhXJo1kKHUH0DjkQ_AUIESgB&biw=768&bih=922#imgrc=ZdodAjGyGwhTYM:), like a bear/snake/shark hybrid.",
"Wtf do they eat that would fall though ice? Polar bears? Deer of some kind? People? ",
"Anyone else kinda think it looks photoshopped\n"
] | 8 |
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Leopard seal waiting for prey to break throught the ice
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/r/pics/comments/7vb5oc/lando/
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[
"Hellooo what have we here!",
"Donald Glover as Lando Calrissian",
"Whoosh",
"His casting is the only thing that makes me remotely interested in the movie.",
"Doesn't even look like him. Eyes aren't sparkly enough.",
"Literally true."
] | 6 |
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Lando
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/r/pics/comments/7vb7w2/railroad_warning_malfunctioned_causing_a_huge/
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"Are they that light?",
"That seems like a fun job",
"Its a weighted fulcrum. "
] | 3 |
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Railroad warning malfunctioned causing a HUGE back up and the first officer on scene was a champ
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/r/pics/comments/7vb8ji/found_the_reddit_game_at_wasmart/
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[
"Damn autocorrect. WALMART. Not was-mart ",
"better delete and repost before you get boo'ed... i feels your pain, but other redditors will STILL give you shit without reading your comment --- just a heads up. dont let it break your spirit.",
"Haha. Thanks. Forgot about the millions of asshats on here. ",
"riiiight. stay true homie",
"actually dont delete, just repost... i'll take care of the asshats for ya ... for real, itll be fun"
] | 5 |
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Found the Reddit game at was-mart
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/r/pics/comments/7vb8oo/vinyl_dumpster/
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[
"Damn hipsters",
"I like to play the Hobo or Hipster game ",
"does the game involve feeding a hobo & punching a hipster?",
"you make the rules",
"It's all trash anyways.",
"okay, here we go...\n\nwe go around with two camera crews for two shows : the 1st show is dumpster diving... we plunder dumpsters in search for things that could be usefully... the demographic is geared towards anyone who watches TruTV - and Horders (usually the same people TBH) \n\nThe 2nd show is Hobo or a Hipster, I'm gonna need you on board as an executive produce and recruiting talent. But ya, we go in search for people in dumpsters and if we do fond someone, we power up the 2nd camera crews equipment and record reactions. The premise is simple, if its a hobo, we hook them up with the goodies AND THEN SOME from the first show. If its a hipster, we punch them in the face and tell them to quit fucking around. If ratings start to drop, we could always spice it up and make it a scared straight type show and have hobos talk to the hipsters and explain why they live he way they do, and what the hipsters are doing is just offensive and stupid.\n\nHows that sound?",
"Let’s start a Kickstarter & GoFundMe.",
"smith, you down for real? i'm down if we can get a possee of people...\n\nget a couple duders from a couple states, we all collaborate - run around the streets, have fun.\n\nwe can entice others to partake just out of fun if we hit up the pokemonGo players... ya know??",
"got u/ohfuckitimissedyou on board. she's DTF - Down To.... umm, Fight hipsters. haha\n\nwell, i dunno if she'll punch someone for no reason. but more seriously, she'll be Down To Feed them homeless, fo sho.",
"Dude, I would be Down To Fuuuuuuu....... um.......... Hey, look at that squirrel out the window!\n\nANYWAY. ;-P\n\nPunching HIPSTERS? Oh HELL. NO. You know how I feel about violence. I'll bring a pop-up soup kitchen, though, and invite the hipsters and hobos to dinner! :-)",
"haha i do know... you see the edit :P touched it up a few minutes after i posted.it",
"Alright. Thanks for keeping it real. ;-) You just let me know when this operation is kicking off. I'll bring my ladle."
] | 12 |
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Vinyl Dumpster
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/r/pics/comments/7vbbkf/selfiekid_saves_the_halftime_performance/
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[
"Poor kid was so awkward. ",
"I could tell it was shit and I muted the whole performance. ",
"He’s the new Micheal Cera ",
"I was holding out for a guest. If you’re going to give a mediocre performance where you lip sync then you can at least bring out N*Sync or Janet Jackson. ",
"couldn’t have put it better myself! what a mediocre performance. that’s the best he could do?",
"I guess so. [He didn’t get paid for it](https://www.forbes.com/sites/zackomalleygreenburg/2018/02/02/why-justin-timberlake-wont-get-paid-for-his-super-bowl-halftime-gig-again) though, so I guess that’s as good as he could do for pro bono work. ",
"I love that he just keep texting with Justin just standing next to him",
"Was he a Make A Wish kid? ",
"I was too engulfed in hq trivia but only made it to q6.",
"Meh",
"Not bad, I usually only get to q4 before I screw up. ",
"He likes turtles.\n",
"If Justin hadn't posed for the selfie I would have hated him forever. ",
"I think he was just opening his Shazam app",
"\"That kid who awkwardly attempts to take a selfie when confronted with Justin Timberlake at the Super Bowl instead of actually enjoying the moment is the icon of my generation.\"\n\n - Yair Rosenberg on Twitter ",
"I lost at Kansas City!\n\nFucking was so pissed off. ",
"Maybe if the performance was better he would have enjoyed the moment.. 😂",
"Well, he showed some video of Prince...a real musician.",
"You'll get em next time. I've never won. Is that normal? Have you ever won? ",
"I thought it was a good halftime show. I'm not a fan of JT, but I thought it was pretty good.",
"Such a cringe moment. Not like there's dozens of other high quality cameras around to capture the moment for you.",
"I dunno, how many other people can say they have a selfie with Justin Timberlake during the halftime show?",
"Well, sorta pro bono - it gave him millions worth of publicity ",
"Saves the halftime performance? It was awesome, required no saving",
"What are you guys talkin about?",
"Lets see selfie kids selfie",
"[Here ya go.](https://twitter.com/abc/status/960342325070266369)",
"\"No one is going to believe I was standing next to Justin Timberlake at the Superbowl! I better grab a selfie with him!\"\n",
"Probably more personal to have a photo you took yourself with JT in it the kid made a memory during the moment. ",
"I'm sure he was thinking how cool he was going to look... poor dude buddy",
"Hah cancer is so funny ",
"\"I'm gonna get a selfie with Charlie Puth!!\"",
"It's a gameshow app where you can win actual money. They had a big event surrounding the Superbowl have time show. \n\nThe app / gameshow is called HQ Trivia",
"Well, let’s see the pic he took.",
"[Here ya go.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vbbkf/comment/dtr3yme?st=JD9OOKZ6&sh=93055e9a)",
"Thanks! right as I scrolled up and saw you already posted it to someone else, my bad..",
"His eye brows are fucking funny, yo.",
"> Superbowl have time show.\n\nhalftime?",
" Nothing saved that performance. It was just boring. ",
"I wish I watched the halftime show you were watching. I've seen plenty of artists I didn't know or didn't like, but this was the first time I can remember I just walked away to pee and make second half snacks. It was not bad, but it sure wasn't good. It was just boring. ",
"He didnt need to save anything, Justin killed it. It sure as hell was better then Lady Gaga last year.",
"I could be wrong, but I think you can see Justin telling him to bring out his phone for a selfie. However, the kid still looked severely underwhelmed.",
"Yeah. Auto correct",
"Issue was he didn't sing at all lol. It was just his backing track the entire time.",
"How is taking a selfie with Justin Timberlake somehow worse than just standing there staring at him. Like taking a picture with a star performing right next to you is obviously better than just watching and even Justin seemed to like it. That person sounds like they just want to bitch and sound superior.",
"the questions are pretty difficult though. And you need to get all them right. I've made it to 11/12 but never completed",
"He was just wondering who the guy with the mic was. Justin who?",
"Like Justin Timberlake needs publicity ...",
"Former Eagles wide receiver Freddy Mitchell to the right of Justin Timberlake ",
"The first game I played I got to the last question but lost. Was a $6.38 payout too. \n\nAnd I'm not sure if difficult is the right word. Some questions can't be answered effectively at all because the info is literally so trivial. ",
"I humbly disagree. One is existing in the moment, seeing something through your own eyes. The other is seeing yourself through a camera where you're focusing on the angle, posing, snapping a single moment while losing the context of everything else. As a regular concert goer, the number of people I see who watch shows through their phone screens is shocking. Just enjoy the moment, soak it in and tell people about your experience instead of a 4 second Snap. ",
"Is anyone else impressed with the black guy double-fisting phones? That took some effort",
"How does that \"4 second Snap\" take away the entirety of the rest of what he was experiencing? We don't know that he spent the entire evening looking through his camera lens waiting for the shot to line up. You can enjoy the _most_ of the moments, _and_ take a quick photo of a couple highlights, too. Why are people freaking out about this?",
"I'm not freaking out. Kid can do whatever he wants but if you don't look around every day and see virtually everyone more engaged with their phone than the universe, then we're living in different worlds. I just thought this was a microcosm of that. ",
"His phone restarted and he didn’t know what to do",
"Sorry, I'm not saying that you specifically are freaking out, just that a lot of people are making a big deal about this \"selfie kid\" like it's a big deal. Lots of typical \"damn millennials...\" type grumbling. ",
"When a new album drops it doesn't hurt - ",
"If only this kid had the charisma and maturity that the Internet wants him to have. He should totally bust a move with JT and got in a rap battle",
"He was singing. The backing vocal was present of course because he was dancing at points but to most ears his voice blends in with the track. I mix music so I definitely heard the difference. ",
"His name is awkward kid",
"Looks like he's enjoying it to me. ",
"I mean any redditor would have.",
"Yea, young kid should definitely not be awkward while standing next to JT while being on one of the most watched shows in the world. Isnt that the most generic scenario, I wouldnt have lost my cool. I trained for this moment since pre-school.",
"But, did he really *need* the selfie? Who wasn't watching him with Justin Timberlake? He will have this experience on video. Forever. Everyone he knows saw him and will ask him about it. Enjoy the moment and get into it instead of worrying about the damn phone for goodness sakes. \n\nOk. I think I've just hit r/getoffmylawn territory. ",
"I kinda liked the halftime show...",
"It fucking blows now, when it first launched the userbase was so much smaller and the payouts were fantastic. Now I don't even feel like playing it. ",
"If you don’t take a picture in that moment you’re actually just failing. I don’t like JT but why would you not keep a psychical memory of that scene it’s a rare moment and it doesn’t come by often. I think you’re wrong. ",
"It's literally a once in a lifetime opportunity wouldn't you want some documentation for your own benefit. Not nessecarily to show it to other people and have them know how cool you are but even as someone who doesn't like taking pictures in general I think this one is totally excusable.",
"Save? That was pure embarrassing cringe. ",
"Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang",
"I hate that everyone has a cell phone out. Even with the vince lombardi trophy being presented. So many damn phones out. Theres already tons of photographers. Enjoy the moment, stop fooling with snapchat instagram and FB for 10mins. Fuckin A.",
"And now the kid will never forget it.",
"Nothing could save that awful show.",
"Which is a bit odd in itself since this kid is cearly too young to be a millennial. ",
"This is a severally under appreciated comment. ",
"no waaay. that is something a chad would do.",
"i disagree. When in a neat moment, the first thought shouldn't be \"I need to record this\".\n\n\nEven if there is nothing to do but stand there, I think standing there and enjoying your moment instead of chasing some need to document something is better. \n\nAfter all, no one cares about your photos.... even this one. ",
"You guys should give JT more respect.\n\nHe's the reason half you lil bastards are here",
"It’s a pretty cool picture too, kid took a good selfie. ",
"The $6 was last week. That's not enough for you?",
"/u/CodyEngel, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/CodyEngel&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vbbkf/selfiekid_saves_the_halftime_performance/?context=10\\))",
"Compared to triple digits? Yeah. ",
"Getting free money isn't worth it anymore because I used to get $100? Are you for real?"
] | 84 |
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SelfieKid saves the halftime performance.
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/r/pics/comments/7vbc49/westworld_season_2_looks_like_shit/
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[
"😂",
"It doesn't look like anything to me ",
"A Tide commercial ",
"These violent delights have violent ends.",
"It does - but they used up the series for a great finale last year.\n\nHopefully I'm wrong.",
"I thought it was going to be a Pizza Hut commercial in the very beginning. Look at the roof. ",
"Looks like a promotion for Amish Country. ",
"So, just like season 1?",
"Now swing your partner dosie do",
"this is a good joke",
"Cannibal the Musical",
"You see any stains?!",
"Link to commercial: https://youtu.be/6e_MMVmmFfA",
"/u/aCatSweater, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/aCatSweater&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vbc49/westworld_season_2_looks_like_shit/?context=10\\))"
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Westworld Season 2 looks like shit.
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/r/pics/comments/7vbeu5/im_rooting_for_the_best_team/
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[
"DILLY DILLY!",
"Finally a team I can root for!",
"Da beers ",
"“Someday I’m gonna own a big sports bar.”",
"Is that a Coop or a Remer Jersey?",
"Cooper. #44",
"Just don’t rehearse any damn celebration numbers. ",
"Where can I purchase one of these????",
"My sister got it for me as a Christmas gift. Took almost two months to show up. I’ll check with her. ",
"Please do!! I love that movie!!!! ",
"Outstanding!"
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I’m rooting for the best team!
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"Lol",
"Eh, why not both?",
"... MOTHERFUCKER",
"Drive away... slowly... don't look back..."
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Should I say "thanks" or "I'm gonna call the police"?
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/r/pics/comments/7vbh1b/my_first_attempt_on_photoshopping_something_no/
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"Bravo",
"This Abomination.",
"Creepy ",
"/u/DaLastMeheecan, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/DaLastMeheecan&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vbh1b/my_first_attempt_on_photoshopping_something_no/?context=10\\))"
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My first attempt on photoshopping something. No classes had. Thanks internet guides.
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"*hogwarts",
"Over the castle on the hill",
"Bing a blind date back here and it’ll be Castle Disrobin, amiright?",
"dunrobin these peasants so i can make me my bachelor castle!"
] | 4 |
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Dunrobin Castle, Scotland
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/r/pics/comments/7vbj8u/a_1911_diving_suit_made_from_aluminum_alloy_that/
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[
"Hell no this would make me so claustrophobic ",
"Bioshock prequel shaping up nicely ",
"Looks like they used every tool in the shed.",
"First set of power armor",
"It reminds me of the show Lost In Space. ",
"Ad Victoriam Brother!",
"I read that as 911",
"The hook hand is a nice addition ",
"Imagine you're diving in this, and suddenly your foot is soaking wet and cold, rising to your groin and filling up the other leg. As it gets to your chest area you start to lose buoyancy and sink. \n\nI think this pic just *gave* me claustrophobia. No thanks.",
"And the bought of that doesn’t really help, that would be a dark death",
"I like the torch hand and unnecessary metal nipples",
"Hello next doctor who monster.",
"Nope, just a Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer unit. ",
"Does this suit make my ass look cylindrical?",
"I work with commercial divers and find this very interesting. Found this site that has some more pictures and info about this suit. Though according to this site, the suit is from 1910. http://cyberneticzoo.com/underwater-robotics/1910-submarine-armor-chester-e-macduffee-american/ ",
"Aluminium is quite heavy... From memory of my rigging course it's about 4.5 metric tonnes for a cubic metre. Steel is about 7.6. people think it's light because it's so strong and therefore used thinly. Apparently they were considering Aluminium for they Sydney Harbour bridge but too rare/expensive at the time.\n\nDon't quote my numbers 😀."
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A 1911 diving suit made from aluminum alloy that weighed about 550 lbs (250kg)
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"that's a pretty cool pic",
"Damn Fossil watches always do that.",
"Entropy is a bitch."
] | 3 |
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Time.
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/r/pics/comments/7vbjjp/disneyland_is_really_pretty_when_theres_no_one/
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[
"What sorcery is this?",
"Looks spooky",
"Stayed in the park until closing time, rode It's A Small World at 11:55 pm, and by the time we finished the ride, the Tea Cups looked like this. Got an awesome shot of an empty Tomorrow Land the next night.",
"Doesn't it always? ",
"Nice. I can't wait to go back. ",
"The Teacups are the Devil’s ride once you hit 30+",
"Everything is better like that. ",
"Nature is really pretty when there are no humans nearby. ",
"Agreed. Just because I like one doesn't mean I don't like the other...spent new year's in New Mexico, La Plaza Blanca is incredible.",
"Or eerie...",
"I rode in one of those once ",
"Disneyland is great when there are no kids around too",
"Yeah. Went in college, snuck in booze, was drunk off my ass and spun those cups like I've never spun them before or since. Walk away laughing. Jump forward as 30 or 31, go on with a few 3rd grade kids, don't even help spin, felt sick for a half hour. I can't do most rides now. I became super motion sick prone for some reason. ",
"My parents too me to disney on new years in 1991. We didnt go to watch the fireworks and went ride hopping for a few hours instead. The entire park was empty and we went on more rides in the 2 hours before midnight than we did the rest of the day. \n\n\nThen at midnight we were on the jungleboat ride and the guy running it said he had a treat for us. I just remember all the workers getting on the boat and went through most of the ride until the boat stopped in a clearing where we could see 3/4 of the castle and had a perfect view of the fireworks, better and less crowded than standing near the castle. I also remember two of the disney employees making out in front of me pretty hard, for an 11 year old kid that was crazy. ",
"[I feel like you're calling me a liar, and all I can think is to post the pictures I took that night](https://imgur.com/gallery/5Zhlm). I believe you that it's been closed - one of the pics is of an empty scene - but it was open Friday night.",
"Wow, what a great memory! Thanks for sharing.",
"Oh god, the headache afterwards. Absolutely ruins the rest of the day.",
"Yeah, we went about 2 weeks ago and it was open then, too. Dunno what this guy is on about.\n\nWe shut down California Adventure one night, it's kind of eerie how empty they are considering how full they can be at their peak.",
"You could almost say it's.... magical.",
"BioShock Tomorrowland",
"My mom is 41 now and the teacups are still our favorite thing to do together. When i was younger she was always the one putting all the spin onto the cup while I just kinda tried to help, then as I got older we got more equal and both would put our all into it. Now that I’m in my mid 20s I’m definitely the one spinning the crap out of that teacup while she just leans back and laughs.\n\nDamn, we need to go ride the teacups again soon. ",
"I also think it looks very eerie...",
"Would you kindly...exit the ride now",
"As someone who doesn’t really like people, I feel this is true of anywhere.",
"I hear you, but the absence of attendees really lets the design of Disney shine. ",
"I find most things are much nicer looking without people around. ",
"Watching them from the top of the Swiss family tree house is awesome too. No one is there.",
"I just went 3 days ago, & found myself in a bathroom nearest Off The Page after being one of the last stragglers off of the Guardians of the Galaxy.\nAll the lights went out, except for one dim light over the stall in the back of the bathroom. I quickly hurried my business, and I swear, as I was zipping up, my stall door unlatched itself & slowly cracked open. Creepy!\n\nIt was so still in the room, that I was definitely afraid of being alone in the almost perfect dark, and was actually grateful when a couple of other annoyingly loud stragglers came inside the room, so I was able to find comfort & wash up. \nHad they not come in when they did, I would've taken my pee-pee hands on the road for a less creepy destination. \n\n",
"Oh yeah, nice and pretty, what with the Stygian maw in the background waxing hungrily.",
"The fireworks or two Disney employees making out hard?\n\n",
"In other words, it really could be a magic kingdom if it wasn't for all those damn people.\n\nPeople ruin everything.",
"People who work at amusement parks have orgies together ",
"Por que no Los dos?",
"Way back in the 70s, my Mothers company used to rent the park for the night for an employee family party. No lines. A few hundred people. Great way to see the park.",
"I went to Disney with family on Christmas this year and its the unhappiest place on earth. This is some voodoo magic photo. I had to wait in line for the men's room",
"That would have been awesome! Probably still when they used tickets for each ride, too, right? \"E\" tickets being the best and all...",
"Yup... I later went to work for the park cleaning after they closed. An amusement part in the early morning hours is very cool. ",
"I worked at the park in the '90s. After closing was when when the park was most beautiful. It was peaceful before opening, but the darkness of after close let you really enjoy the art of how the park was lit. ",
"add some fog and it's a scene from Silent Hill",
"fireworks....some how missed the part about the employees!"
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Disneyland is really pretty when there's no one else around
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"Damn Europeans!",
" Laughed too hard at this",
"ahhh c'mon dad",
"Dad, stop posting your vacation FB pics on Reddit.",
"Sabotage! "
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Well, the toilet is clogged
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"Gorgeous ",
"And it is beautiful",
"A lot smaller than I thought ",
"Hi Japan.",
"No no but it makes sense they have those little tiny bonsai trees there!\n\nSeriously though, i dream about visiting Japan some day.",
"This is from Breath of the Wild",
"This is the story of a girl. ",
"No this is Patrick ",
"No, [This is Japan,] (https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/58mzk5/this_is_japan/) go back to sleep /u/iam4real",
"I got to live there for 6 years. It was amazing. You're going to love it. "
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This is Japan
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/r/pics/comments/7vbnq0/a_seven_year_old_girls_letter_to_president_trump/
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[
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Story: https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/local/please-keep-kids-safe-from-guns-how-trump-replied-to-a-7-year-olds-anguished-letter/2018/02/04/5b8d9f9a-079b-11e8-8777-2a059f168dd2_story.html\n\nTranscript of image text and full letter:\n\n>Dear Mr. President,\n\n>My name is Ava Rose Olsen. I am seven years old. I am in second grade. Last year I went to Townville Elementary School and I was in the first grade. I lived through the school shooting that happened. My little brother, Cameron, also lived through it. \n\n>I heard and saw it all happen and I was very scared. My best friend, Jaco, was shot and died. That made me very sad. I loved him and was going to marry him one day. I hate guns, one ruined my life and took my best friend. \n\n>I don't want that to **ever** happen again. Are you going to keep kids safe? How can you keep us safe? Please don't let any more bad people get guns and hurt kids. My brother goes to school and I don't want anything bad like that to happen to him again. Please keep kids safe from guns.\n\n>Thank you,\n\n>Ava Rose Olsen\n\nIn a second letter she sent a number of suggestions for how to keep kids safe:\n\n>\"I sometimes still think about that day in my head thinking it will happen again,\" she wrote. \"If you have the time, I have some ideas to help keep kids and schools safe. Sometimes people who live through a school shooting have better ideas.\"\n\n>Ava told him what they were: Move schools to safer places, give children a place they can run to if something bad happens, build schools in circles and put the playgrounds in the middle.",
"I'm not saying she didn't write those words on that paper, but that second grader has a surprisingly good handle on proper grammar and punctuation.",
"That shit is heart breaking. I truely couldn’t imagine what it would be like going to school/high school/University with even the thought that this could happen. ",
"That is sad, and I can’t imagine what she went through, but getting rid of guns is not the solution. Bad people will do bad things, and not just with guns. ",
"Interestingly none of her suggestions in her second letter include banning guns.\n\n>\"I sometimes still think about that day in my head thinking it will happen again,\" she wrote. \"If you have the time, I have some ideas to help keep kids and schools safe. Sometimes people who live through a school shooting have better ideas.\"\n\n>Ava told him what they were: Move schools to safer places, give children a place they can run to if something bad happens, build schools in circles and put the playgrounds in the middle.\n\nThe playground-in-the-middle idea actually seems quite clever for any new schools being built. ",
"Oh, I didn’t see the second page. This is a 7-year-old saying this? It reads more like a teen. Amazing.",
"Yeah such a nuanced viewpoint and interpretation for a young child surprised me too, particularly one that continues to suffer psychological trauma as a result. ",
"holy fucking propaganda, Batman\n\nWhat's next, a Twitter account pretending to a be a little Syrian girl begging for Western intervention to get rid of Assad and let \"DEMOCRACY\"(TM) come in?\n\noh wait that already exists",
"Read the article, dude. Trump sent her as nice and thoughtful reply as can be sent in that situation and she replied back with some ideas - none of them are gun control. ",
"It always strikes me as odd that the people who despise and distrust law enforcement, accuse Trump of being a fascist, say they're part of the \"resistance\", call for a revolution and believe their way of life is under attack all also believe in completely disarming the general populace and placing their safety solely in the hands of law enforcement and military. \n\n\n",
"I like the ones calling for revolution. Who is going to fight? Not you, you have no weapons!",
"Trump's response letter: \"Dear Ava Rose Olsen, in 10 years, I will probably be dating you, so you don't have to worry about that kid who died...also please confirm you have a twin sister\"\n\nEdit: you know it sounds like something he would say, ya bunch o' cunts! ",
"Counter point; it is extremely easy to kill multiple people with a weapon that has an effective lethal range of 50+ feet. Especially when this weapon's ammo can be quickly reloaded, even by someone with little to no training or experience.\n\nKilling multiple people with a knife or bat takes a lot longer and is easier for an unarmed person to defend themselves against.\n\nHow can you defend yourself against a gun from 50 feet away with just your bare hands? You can't. Your only option is to run and try to put something between you and your attacker and hope they suck at aiming.\n\nHow can you defend yourself from someone with a bat or a knife? Running is far more effective, as they have to be close to hit you. Additionally it is possible to defend yourself bare handed while within the effective range of either of those weapons.\n\nI really wonder why people like you refuse to even consider this.",
"By edited do you mean written almost entirely by?\n\nI'm not even American and I'm pro gun reform. But this wasn't written spontaneously by a 7 year old. ",
"Someone needs to teach this girl we solve our own problems here, we don't expect the fucking president to do shit.",
"So what would be your solution? We’re not gonna get rid of guns, because people like them too much, and they are good for self-defense. I get that it is easy to kill a lot of people with a gun, but so is using a bomb, or some other object. Hell, someone drove through the crowd and killed people. My point is, guns are not the issue, it’s people.",
"I love this argument! So people kill people with bombs... which is why bombs are illegal. Huh, who would have thought?\n\nGee, it isn't like there aren't solutions the world over. Like, mandatory mental health screenings prior to purchase. Mandatory background checks prior to purchase. Mandatory registration of all purchased firearms. Mandatory regulations on how firearms and ammo is stored. Mandatory licensing and testing of owners of firearms with regular renewal periods.\n\nYou know, things that are present in every other first world country. Things that have been shown to have a direct link to why they don't experience multiple mass shootings at *schools* every fucking year.\n\nYou know, that uniquely *American* experience. Cause obviously this doesn't prove that the first world country with the loosest gun laws also has the highest rate of firearms related crimes. Yup, that totally shows that it isn't a problem with guns.\n\nMaybe try using some facts and logic there buddy. Cause you are only kinda lacking in them right now."
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A seven year old girl's letter to President Trump after surviving a school shooting
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[
"I know right, Lucky Charms in a green box? Some type of witchcraft.",
"It was nearly as rattling when they released a cereal of nothing but the cap’n crunch berries. ",
"Then played it off like an accident. 'Oops' my ass. "
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I’ve never felt so lost in my life...
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[
"Yikes....",
"Whoa whoa whoa. Who put these decimal points on here? That'll be $1300. ",
"i aint payin no $6 for a water ",
"Sadly it’s not much crazier than normal stadium prices lately.",
"And?? That is how much anything costs at most events. ",
"Regular price at a NHL game in Ottawa... "
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Superbowl snack prices
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"Needs more jpeg",
"He walked off the field after the game. Poor sportsmanship ",
"/u/jamesetaylor17, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/jamesetaylor17&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vbsto/the_most_hated_man_in_america/?context=10\\))"
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The Most Hated Man In America
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/r/pics/comments/7vbtsp/my_superbowl_drawing/
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"Good time for a lot of users to be confused.\n\nI remember my first /r/superbowl",
"U guys live for these 3 weeks I bet. One big circle jerk. ",
"*superbjerk"
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My SuperbOwl drawing.
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/r/pics/comments/7vbuer/tide_wins_the_superbowl/
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[
"So clean so obvious ",
"T\n\nI\n\nD\n\nE\n\nTIDE!",
"It's a Tide ad",
"?",
"I bet Tide was hoping for The Pats to go down the field make make the score Tide.",
"What about Danny Devito!?",
"ROLL TIDE!",
"So fresh so clean ",
"I wonder if they had one ready for a tie score at commercial break\n\n“It’s a Tie Dad”",
"Nice try, Tide. ",
"It's tied, Dad.",
"Seriously these were so good. Every time an ad started we shouted \"Tide ad!\"\n\nAlso, HOPPER",
"/u/GordonBombaysBumKnee, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/GordonBombaysBumKnee&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vbuer/tide_wins_the_superbowl/?context=10\\))"
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Tide wins the Superbowl
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"Burn Philly burn",
"Philadelphia is burning to the ground tonight. Gonna be a grease fire with them Crisco poles. ",
"As a fan living in New England. FUCK YES. FINALLY. BEST DAY IS TOMORROW WALKING INTO WORK TOMORROW TO SEE ALL THE SAD FACES!!! ",
"That sheer look of disappointment",
"Oh, was that today? \n",
"Brady walked off and didn’t congratulate anyone. Poor sportsmanship ",
"Such an amazing game. ",
"/u/buzzy_beenz, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/buzzy_beenz&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vbv2m/eagles_won_the_superbowl/?context=10\\))",
"Like an STD ",
"Will there be live coverage "
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Eagles won the superbowl
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"Wife and I saw this too! I'll upvote yours if you upvote mine",
"Done! ",
"/u/JuRoJa, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/JuRoJa&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vbx7c/well_thats_awkward/?context=10\\))"
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Well that’s awkward...
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"/u/de_lurker, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/de_lurker&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vbxt1/help_settle_an_argument_is_this_blanket_green_or/?context=10\\))",
"It looks like a very dark green with a black border. Or maybe it's a lighter shade of black with a darker black border. Lol. ",
"It's gray and there is never going to be another dress. "
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Help settle an argument. Is this blanket green or black?
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[
"Two in the front, five in the back?",
"Went there like 2 years ago. Loved how bike heavy the city was. They also had these bikes that had a long wooden tub that you could dump kids or stuff in. Really neat. ",
"Biking makes your ass like kapow! I can't imagine what hers looks like. ",
"Those kids don't even have peddles! They're just useless dead weight. I'd kick them off.",
"No helmets? ",
"and no vaccines either.\n ",
"Of course not, they're Dutch.",
"If you add helmets, this would be the Portland minivan too.",
"Dv5a?",
"What? What makes you think Americas anti-vax craze made it to the Netherlands?",
"The entire country rides bikes, nobody wears helmets except for racing cyclists. ",
"That is called a “bakfiets” haha.\nWich means Bin Bike ",
"Helmets are bad because like, that's how they do it in the Netherlands. Also, if you have more than 3 gears or your tires are properly inflated, you're obviously pretending to be some kind of pro racing cyclist. Who needs that? There is no such thing as hills.",
"There was a time when everyone drove and no one wore seat belts, and that was stupid too.",
"The Dutch are so weird.",
"I live in the Netherlands, can confirm the anti-vax craze hit our shores as well. To some degree anyway. But then again, most American hypes do, for better or worse.",
"It looks Dutch",
"It's been researched pretty thoroughly, cycling already is extremely safe in the Netherlands, if you made helmets mandatory and enforced that rule a significant amount of people would simply take the car for short trips instead of bikes. The increased traffic and unhealthier lifestyle as a result of the mandated helmets would cost more lives than the helmets would save.",
"Im not claiming anything serjous about dutch vaccine use. I have no idea, though why wouldnt the problem be there too? Its not an american issue, its a privilege and ignorance issue, embodied by that woman not protecting her children on that bicycle. its everyone elses job to clear away for her and her precious little swarm. "
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The Dutch minivan
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/r/pics/comments/7vbzdc/kevin_hart_getting_denied_entry_to_the_podium/
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[
"Good. He doesn't belong up there. ",
"What a fucking retard",
"What a little douche ",
"kevin hart will have to buy a team",
"ah but he can't get a white guy to sell him a team",
"nuuuupe. you're on your own you racist ass.",
"You▪ have to be this ``` tall to enter",
"[video of him getting denied entrance](https://www.reddit.com/r/football/comments/7vc1l6/kevin_hart_getting_denied/ )",
"Don’t let the liberal media tell you how to feel — if you have hate in your heart just let it out ",
"How else can he see?",
"I really liked Kevin Hart for the longest time. Over the past year or so he just keeps doing things that aren’t normal - DUI, cheating on his pregnant gf, incredibly tone def SNL monologue, etc. ",
"http://i.imgur.com/NaJvW3F.gif",
"lol.... I THOUGHT that was Kevin Hart and was wondering WTF he's even doing on the field. Where is security ?! lol.",
"Denied by a human shaped mountain. ",
"Security was right there. He just couldn't see passed him. Lol. Looked super drunk too",
"Found it kind of funny seeing him on Ellen recently. We are so into political correctness (especially Ellen), but it’s ok that he just cheated on his pregnant wife... just because she’s dumb enough to stay with him in spite of it. ",
"fame gets to you",
"Kevin Hart trying to get some clout ",
"\"that's how you get Kevin hart's\" - Dave Chappelle ",
"Someone would have let him sit on their shoulders.",
"He was just trying to find his dad...",
"Chris Brown hypocrisy all over again.",
"I love Kevin Harts comedy but hes kinda becoming the guy you dont want someone to turn into when they get famous. He really thought he was important enough to do this with no relation to the team or even the NFL and its not just this that shows its. When he was a guest on Hot Ones he never really answered the questions like one should he more of made a joke to his friends who were off camera, like he wanted to entertain his boy rather then the audience.",
"Good thing he didn't get pissed or he may have started stomping motherfuckers",
"He droped a \"F\" Bomb on NFL Networks live postshow! Deion Sanders threw him off the Stage! He said he was Drunk",
"What a goof ",
"Wait, we've already decided he is entitled based off a low quality photograph with a context that we're not even sure is true?",
"Maybe it's not his kid?",
"My favorite part of the Super Bowl. I'm so glad that security guard didn't succumb to the pressure of celebrity. Him being up there vs players that actually impacted the outcome would have been a travesty.",
"Cheating is not the same as beating.",
"Not sure what you're trying to say there.",
"I don’t know...it just seemed way too perfect the way the camera panned around him, flawlessly capturing the altercation. I honestly thought it was a joke he set up before the game even started. Looks like a scene from one of his movies...one of his many terrible, unnecessary movies. He’s an insufferable human being.",
"What an entitled cunt. This changes my opinion of him ",
"if you've watched his specials you'd know how unlikely it is that his dad would be there.",
"aren't normal? ",
"I'm thinking What Now basically drove him insane. Actually the fact Philly won probably has something to do with this. ",
"Agree, how do people just get onto the field?\n\nIs there not a danger to the players, coaches, etc. to have random people from the audience flood the field?\n\nWhat if it wasn't Kevin Hart but some Patriots fan with a knife that was pissed off (not that unlikely given how people are in this country about sports).\n\nI'm glad Kevin Hart got a reality check.",
"Security's the guy that looks like he could lean down and swallow Hart whole in one bite. ",
"> but hes kinda becoming the guy you dont want someone to turn into when they get famous.\n\nSo you know, Kanye West. \"Yo Philly, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but...\"",
"It was part of a gag. ",
"“Aim high Willis, aim high!”",
"Celebrity pass DENIED",
"You’re getting downvoted but I get what you mean. Not that cheating = beating, but that people (Hollywood, fans, so on) turn a blind eye to the shit big celebrities do. Chris Brown is still a big star. NFL stars who have beat their wives/girlfriends are still big names. Hell, Mark Wahlberg is still a big actor after his big violent, racist bullying act. \n\nWe always have a “but...” for these people. It is really unfortunate. It is hypocritical. “This is wrong, but....we still like you.” ",
"What did he say in the monologue? I just remember skipping it nc it wasnt funny",
"He gon' learn today!",
"He's a naturally funny guy but I agree, he's a little insufferable as a big celebrity. His Hot Ones interview was embarrassing. I don't understand how someone can be so self-absorbed and disrespectful that they can't give an interviewer their attention for a few minutes. His entourage will still be there in 15 minutes, just like they were there before.",
"people are human. you are allowed to like someone despite being flawed. you're allowed to like people *because* they're flawed. expecting celebrities to be perfect because the of the idea of public personas is ridiculous. and it's also perfectly alright to separate an artist's work from the person, especially when it comes to acting.\n\nobviously there's some things that shouldn't be tolerated, but someone cheating is no one's business but the people directly involved. but the bottom line is celebrities shouldn't be put up on some pedestal where we expect them to be perfect. they're just fleshy meatsacks like the rest of ~~you humans~~ us.",
"Poor Kevin...",
"Man some of you folks are really fucking sensitive about famous people. He was drunk, and was using his drunk courage to do stupid shit. I'm sure plenty of other people were doing the same fucking thing, he was able to go a little further than all the other drunk folks filling that stadium. \n\nWhoopidoo!",
"You’re correct. Except you also can’t expect everyone to still love him after his mistakes come out. It’s perfectly reasonable to not like someone after hearing they cheated on someone. Kevin Hart cheated on his girlfriend with his current wife, and he’s now cheated on his current wife. \n\nThere’s a LOT of people who do not cheat. A lot. And nobody will bat an eye if you say you despise a cheating ex. It’s maybe not everyone’s business, but it doesn’t mean that we have to pretend we don’t know. We don’t expect celebrities to be “perfect”, it’s just that we have normal expectations for them and it still hurts to be let down.\n\nBut this isn’t an anti-Kevin Hart campaign, this is simply saying that there’s hypocrisy in fame. ",
"> Mark Wahlberg is still a big actor after his big violent, racist bullying act. \n\nStill? He wasn't a big famous actor when that happened, was he?",
"Correct, I apologize. \n\nMore he still became one. His attempted murder charge was when he was 16 (1987). His other assault charge was when he was 21 (1992). He was Marky Mark in 1990. Not an actor, but he was “famous”. Still is though, was my point. ",
"But eating’s cheating.",
"Well he is from Philly and a dickhead.\n",
"He was drunk.",
"He looks drunk and saucer-eyed even from the grainy still...",
"I argue that is more popular than anybody on the podium, depending who you ask, and therefore self deserving",
"Dude was hammered. He crashed post game coverage on NFL Network and dropped and F bomb before wandering off.",
"He was already drunk by this point. ",
"God I read that as Kevin James and looked at the big dude on the left like haha fat joke. I’m so jaded. ",
"uh oh... get the pitch forks and torches. Looks like reddit is ready to pass more judgement on someone/something with no context or knowledge of the situation..",
"Holy fuck these comments are a shit show. He was DRUNK people. He acted very mildly.. Go on and tell me how you’ve never acted irrationally while drunk. Bunch of wankers you are. ",
"He'll use this in future stand up sets and it's going to be hilarious. ",
"And he was fucking high, or drunk, or both, and that is very fucking disrespectful when you get invited ",
"That physically laying hands on your significant other is a different level than having coitus with another person. Not sure what you're trying to say there. ",
"You have to be *this* tall to get on the podium. *Holds hand over his head*",
"I'm completely out of the loop when it comes to Football, who is he, why was he denied and what does it mean?",
"\"Do you know who I am?\" In high pitched voice. ",
"That's not how alcohol works.",
"Just glad nobody had to endure such an annoying voice",
"He's passed out in an IHOP booth right now somewhere. ",
"that somehow excuses him from being an entitled asshole?",
"No kids allowed.",
"No? ",
"/r/mma Is leaking",
"Hart- “What you won’t let a Black man on stage?”\n\nSecurity- “No sir!? We have strict height limits for your protection.”",
"How's is he gonna sleep?",
"He was hammered. I don’t he was trying to be an asshole celebrity. I think he was genuinely excited and wanted to get on stage. \n\nHe was slurring the hell out of his words on the NFL network right after this and even let an f bomb slip. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/_0yO55OGqpQ\n\n\n",
"He’s probably thinking about it when he goes to sleep and cringing a little bit. ",
"He's a comedian. I use that term loosely here.... ",
"We have a fuck....ooop. \n \nMy God even when he's not being funny he's being funny.",
"Pahaha just like a little kid when he knows he messed up",
"OMG! I saw this last night and I thought I was just seeing things. Can’t believe it was actually Kevin Hart! ",
"At first I thought that guys hair was a play button. Spent a good five seconds trying to hit play. Until I noticed the sub. *Facepalm*. ",
"Honestly, that could be some really good material. Not really into his comedy, but when comics do bits about stuff that \"actually happened\", I can't help but get really into the story. ",
"That's sad. That stage isn't for you Kevin.",
"Who do you think is blocking him from getting on stage? Some random dude?",
"In awe of the size of this lad. Absolute unit. ",
"Aaawwww now Kevin Hart will NEVER forget his first beer. Cute. ",
"Probably the funniest thing that he was ever involved in.,",
"The leader doesn’t recite the password, the leader makes up the password!",
"Kevin Hart is a moron ",
"Deep down he's always wanted to be in the Super Bowl. ",
"Kevin: let me in! I’m in movies, man!\nSecurity guy: we know. We’ve seen them.",
"It's his fault, not the alcohol.\n\nnice try, *not.*",
"Then why do people keep mentioning it?",
"I told my wife, I think Kevin Hart is trying to get on stage. She said nah that's not him. In your face wife! ",
"I'm willing to bet the security guard had no idea who he even was.",
"Not that abnormal for a male celebrity that reaches \"fuck you\" money status.",
"I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. That’s pretty much exactly how alcohol works. You think you’re doing everything right because your reward system is giving the thumbs up to everything. Alcohol is no excuse for bad behavior. It doesn’t make people do things. It just gives people the chemical license to do the the stuff they really think they should do.",
"Lol who gives a fuck if he's Kevin Hart or some average joe, I'm glad he got refused. ",
"Blame it on the Henny dawg",
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"He was wasted and has been a die hard fan his entire life. I'd have probably done the same thing if I were him.",
"In a race car bed.",
"All you people saying he's changed. He was drunk",
"You must be this tall to get on stage.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7vc0d1/kevin_hart_trying_to_get_on_the_stage/?st=JDABY47U&sh=b193666d\n\nHere is a video I posted yearerday",
"I am *so* tired of Reddit’s echo chamber. \n\nPerson 1:”He was drunk”\n\nPerson 2:”So?”\n\nPerson 1:”No I mean I’m just saying, that’s probably why he’s acting this way.”\n\nPerson 2:”Is that some sort of excuse to you? I’ll have you know my daughter died from a drunk driver thirty five years ago”\n\nPerson 1:”No, I didn’t say that. It was just contextual information. And yea? Well MY daughter died from a drunk driver thirty SIX years ago! So take that! I am the saddest and smartest boy!!”\n\nThird, irrelevant person: “this is the only correct answer” \n\nRinse and fucking repeat. ",
"What made him think he should go up there anyway? What an entitled ass.",
"More material for his self-deprecating comedy. Chit-ching!",
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"> It’s sad that he thought he was entitled to be there.\n\n\nOh get over yourself, it's like you people never seen someone act a fool while drunk.\n",
"The case of Wahlberg, people change. He apologized publicly and he seemed really regretful of his past actions. We can't hold people always responsible for shit they did when they were young and smashed. ",
"I like how once he says it, he backs out immediately despite being drunk. Good onya Kevin",
"Not to be a downer, but you might wanna look up what echo chamber means, champ.\n\nEdit: Fucking seriously, people? This is the definition of an Echo Chamber per Wikipedia:\n\n> An echo chamber is a metaphorical description of a situation in which information, ideas, or beliefs are amplified or reinforced by communication and repetition inside a defined system. Inside a figurative echo chamber, official sources often go unquestioned and different or competing views are censored, disallowed, or otherwise underrepresented. The echo chamber effect reinforces a person's own present world view, making it seem more correct and more universally accepted than it really is.\n\nWatching a literal argument go on where both posts are upvoted is the literal *opposite* of an echo chamber. Fuck y'all.",
"Lol. I happened to not be watching the screen at that exact second, but my gf exclaimed \"Did that guy just push Kevin Hart out of the way??\"",
"On top of a big pile of money, with many beautiful women!",
"> given how people are in this country about sports\n\nBased off the emphasis on “this country” I’m gonna assume that you’re not familiar with Soccer/football in Europe.",
"Yes, they can. Wahlberg did not have a clean drug record, and I won’t say people that get clean still don’t change, because they can. But there’s also plenty of famous people that *haven’t* done such things. That haven’t shouted racial slurs while beating their victims, haven’t attacked innocent people, etc. etc. We actually can hold them responsible, and we do. He still has a record, it’s just that nobody really cares anymore. \n\nYoung doesn’t excuse malicious action. Shot in the dark, but I doubt you did any of those things when you were young. ",
"He was really drunk, that’s why. ",
"in vino veritas \"in wine, the truth\"\n\na drunk asshole is still an asshole \n\nlame excuse",
"how alchahol works: if someone keeps being completely antisocial, abusive and destructive *on alchahol*, they have much deeper problems.\n\nAlcoholism is a symptom. The real problem is something this dude needs to deal with. \n\nMaking excuses for his inappropriate behavior is enabling his alcoholism.\n\nStop doing that.",
"explanation, not excuse.",
"Thats not Kevin Heart, thats the \"Golden Jet\"!!!",
"it doesnt need an explanation at all, cause that still makes people go, oh well, he was drunk, than its totally different from when he would have been sober... no fuck that, if anything, the alcohol got rid of his social filter and let his true colors shine through and people should just call it like it is, him being an asshole that should be forgotten, no longer a celebrity",
"As for the knife thing, there is a security station at the entrance of every sport event like this with a basic metal detector and such ",
"You missed. Hard. I did some bad shit when I was young. All you can imagine from a black kid in a ghetto. \n\nPlus, there are layers of shit. Having a drug record doesn't mean you're an asshole. If he's hooked on pot and cocaine it's his problem, he's not a monster for that. As long a he doesn't hurt anybody else, let him be. \n\nYou're right that young doesn't excuse malicious actions, but that's when they gotta be held responsible and punished. Punishing someone for shit they did 30 years ago is pretty whack, imho, although it depends on the circumstances, I guess. Mark didn't attack anyone else, isn't racist anymore, for all intent and purposes the guy turned a page and is going the right path, now. \n\nShould we also hold up all of those emo kids? Or those kids with authority problems? All of y'all who smoked pot once in your life, are you dirty, filthy people? Did y'all say once said \"fuck the police\"? Are you anarchists? Should we jail you all and disparage you? How about the homophobic who took 2 minutes to think about it and now is a gay rights supporter? Should he be tainted for life? \n\n\n***Everybody*** got skeletons in their closet. We're nobody to judge them. Let's try and appreciate people for their achievements as a whole instead of finding that one flaw and homing on it. ",
"This suit is black not. ",
"Not exactly a big comfort. If you can't get a knife past security at sports game you're probably actually retarded. ",
"Must be this tall to enter ",
"\"sorry, i can't let you on the field without your parents...\"",
"You mean:\n\nPerson 1: God he was being unreasonable, why did he try to even..\n\nPerson 2: Oh he was just drunk by then.\n\nPerson 1 (& 3-7): As if that is an excuse? Just makes it worse.",
"everyone holds hands and sings the other teams song after each game right?",
"you can't know until you try right?",
"I was watching the video of this and I could hear Patrice ONeal laughing his ass off from beyond the grave. ",
"He's following the Katt Williams formula.",
"Depends. I mean, if he wasn't a celebrity, this story wouldn't even be a story, unless the picture was meme-worthy. It would just be \"Excited drunk fan tries to join team on podium, gets denied.\"\n\nSo maybe it's not entitlement, like \"OMG, I'm a celebrity, so I get to be up there!\"...maybe he's just, in this moment, an excited drunk fan who tried to wander up there with the team. ",
"\"It's ABOUT to go DOWN!\"",
"This made my Monday lol ",
"Ummm... dude?",
"LOL My thoughts exactly at the time: \"Is that Kevin Hart talking to the largest man I've ever seen?\" Granted, could be a little deceptive standing next to Kev. ",
"\"I tried to save him\"",
"oh man.... what is that from. it's so familiar but i can't place it",
"He seemed really fake and not present on Hot Ones",
"Seems that's his standard MO.\n",
"Best thing about the Super Bowl.",
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"I didn’t say he was any of those things. Not once in any comment. \n\nHe had two prior violent and racist attacks, and one violent but non-racist. For his attempted murder he only served ~45 days, so there’s that. \n\nIt’s not about “punishing” him, it’s about not *forgetting* and not *excusing*. Just because drugs and alcohol *explain* something, they don’t excuse it. Of course people can change, I already said that. I didn’t say people on drugs are bad people, I said he did not have a clean record before and he now does - change is possible. I never said anyone was dirty or filthy, you are throwing that way out of proportion. I did not mean to offend. I use, I have nothing against people who do. I am against harming others. \n\nI never said anything about what your whole comment just said. I didn’t say tear his whole life down because he will always be what he once was. All my prior comments were about hypocrisy in Hollywood, so I can see why it got to this but this was not my initial point at all. \n\nChris Brown beat Rihanna. NFL star so and so beat their wife/girlfriend. Mark Wahlberg beat innocent people. These are actions that have occurred, without a doubt. “Sorry” doesn’t erase, no matter how much we wish it did. So you can go ahead and forgive Wahlberg, I said absolutely nothing about that or his current character. Not everyone needs to love him. Not everyone needs to forgive a cheater, or an abuser, because they said sorry and have changed. \n\nSomeone who cheated before may not be a cheater now, but not everyone has to see you in a new light because of it. It’s the same with Wahlberg. I’m not sitting around judging him, and I never said down with Wahlberg. ",
"Just being his normal, drunken self.\n\nWhat is up with this circllejerk of \"oh he was just drunk?\" bullshit?\n\nDude does crap like this all the time... the problem is not the alcohol, it is a much deeper problem.\n\nKnow what they call trying to apologize for it like that?\n\nEnabling. Enabling the alcoholic.",
"He'll probably blame racism, since the security guy is white. Ya know, he was denied entry because he is black, not because he had no right to get on there. That's how it is anymore. Can't take blame for being entitled asshole, gotta pull the (insert discriminatory issue) card.",
"> goof \n\nYou spelled \"alcoholic asshole\" wrong.",
"A far more eloquent way of putting it and I would imagine just a lot of people who have been in that position don't enjoy being called out on it.. I live in a city with a major university and college so just being drunk is an excuse I hear from people in life far to often and the amount of people makes it more socially acceptable, we have a few carnival rides with some of the festivals, how many people normally want to go on a giant slide so bad they are willing to get into a fight or offer to \"do anything\".. I have had older people to who are usually more decent about it but still pretty pathetic they can't get through their heads its closed/a danger and they can come back in the morning when sober.",
"Borat",
"Seriously tho he's probably right. First, they make ceramic knives, second, throw it in with your keys when you go through the detector. The security is busier than shit worried about bombs and guns, probably not that worried if you bring in a old timer pocket knife.",
"Celebrity.",
"Why is it on a different level?",
"found kevin hart's alt.",
"> she’s dumb enough to stay with him in spite of it\n\nCould be a calculated move. The longer she's with him, the bigger the payout will be in the divorce settlement, assuming he continues to make money.\n\nMaybe you wouldn't continue to live with a cheating spouse for an extra 10k, but when you're talking millions I bet you'd put up with more bullshit.",
"Or lay it against your belt right at the front. Even if they use a wand they assume it's the buckle and wave you on. There's plenty of ways. Not that I do it."
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"That would have saved the halftime show. Can we get the time haters working on this?",
"It would be fitting since Prince and the NFL both died at approximately the same time.",
"Blouses.. ",
"Charlie Murphy ",
"I so badly wanted IT to drop the curtain and say \"game, blouses\" to end that segment",
"You realize that isn’t *Prince* right?",
"Yeah. Just sayin'. Too good of a coincidence to pass up.",
"Purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka ",
"Ah ok. Just checking. ;)",
"Wish thy done that :D",
"Might seem rude, but does anybody see Dave Chapelle?",
"https://youtu.be/ff8LEx9Mw54",
"What was wrong with the halftime show?",
"Oh, didn’t even realize this was the point of the post. I never have really watched or listened to any prince so that didn’t really register in my head."
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"Nothing gets passed you. Google it."
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"That’s a weird looking riot ",
"Wow they're burning the city to the ground",
"Yes we are such crazy people.\nHow about them Eagles when so many didn’t believe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nEdit: all you down voters keep crying. You called an underdog that never was and so some humility might in order for you.",
"Enjoy this victory. ",
"Good pre-burn picture. Give it a few hours",
"Wait, what? No drunken idiots ruining everyone else's fun while celebrating? How will people know their team won the Superbowl?",
"Yea cuz it’ll be another 40 years til you win another one!",
"Needs more riot juice.",
"Every bar made up for their slow winter sales tonight. ",
"What’s with the crying? The NFL has disrespected too many of my family members for me to give a shit about this. I told everyone I knew this was the year they win because nobody gives a shit about the NFL. Ratings are in the tubes, tickets sales are down and this will be undoubtedly the lowest rated super bowl. This will be forgotten like all the rest.",
"Their about to have a Green Day ",
"This will later be know as the \"before\" picture",
"The morning after pic will be interesting.",
"I think its because they were able to maintain the power grid.",
"Why aren't there people on the light-posts. I don't understand.",
"And if they want to brawl, they're going to need some Fight Milk!\n\n#CAWW!!",
"They are now destroying the city. Check the news. ",
"Is there some sort of festival to celebrate Eagles going on? ",
"Why are you congratulating the fans? They didn't win the superbowl? Or are you congratulating the fans for not rioting? For being a normal decent human being? \n\nIt does seem they had a great party though. ",
"I wonder how many cars were towed last night in Philly. ",
"http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42943824",
"Yep, my police scanner is blowing up. Police cars on fire, one guy was running and freaking out while talking to dispatch, and it's still happening. \nDispatch is ordering everyone not to incite anyone as there is no back up",
"This was taken before they tore down City Hall, right?",
"\"Congrats eagles fans\"... they didn't win though. They watched the game & maybe shouted at certain times. ",
"Not rioting and burning cars. Needs more diversity.",
"you are having an extremely vicarious experience.",
"reddit takes every comment seriously if you don't have the /s tag I forgot"
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"omae wa mou shindeiru",
"9000!? That's impossible!",
"Had a more HAL 9000 feel than T1/T2/T3/...",
"I think you missed the reference",
"Entirely...",
"https://youtu.be/QsDDXSmGJZA",
"Hahahaha, thanks for the laugh. She’s regularly breaking 9k ;)"
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"And the streets were filled with horse poop",
"Maybe on that day, but this is certainly past the era of horse-drawn buggies. I'm thinking this is early '50s."
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"EAGLES!!! ",
"Either stop lying or reset your clock. ",
"When else would you see confetti on the field?!\n\nI am not tethered by the shackles of what you call \"the correct time.\""
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"Those were my favorite ads this year. A nice break from all the Very Diverse™ virtue signaling. ",
"EAGLES!!! ",
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"Wow! Where does she live?",
"Buckley Washington, she sends pics like these when she gets bored",
"Camp Crystal Lake.",
"With views like that it’s hard to believe she ever gets bored.",
"Truth right here",
"Tell her that thia is now my phone's wallpaper!",
"Will do",
"Question: Are those the Cascade Mountains in the distance? If so, this would be a photo of the sunrise, Buckley being located west of the mountain range. Just sayin.\n\nAlso, Bass in that lake? Looks like a good fishing spot.",
"Yes, she had taken it a little while ago, and you’d be correct about the mountains, also to the last question: I have no clue"
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"What's the story here?",
"Gonna just guess that’s it’s the player being handed his child by his proud father. But that’s pure conjecture.",
"Hands down the best moment of that trophy walk to the stage. Even better than Kevin Hart getting denied",
"The end?"
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"My Captain Disillusion eye says this was just photo shopped for TV audiences.",
"I mean, it’s more than turned purple, it turned into (the artist formerly known as) Prince’s logo. But yeah, this is just some photo manipulation for television viewers. I could only imagine how many accidents and 911 calls there would be if this legit happened.",
"That was cool. ",
"Yeah, the left half of the stadium roof is transparent, whereas the right half is sheet metal. The 2 sides would look very different.\n\nhttps://media.architecturaldigest.com/photos/5a720c7be777bb212cf5b958/master/w_768/725.064.jpg"
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"Why is there a banana ",
"For scale",
"You don’t reddit much, do you...",
"that looks amazing!\n\nalmost photorealistic with a bit of uncanny valley feel",
"http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/banana-for-scale",
"Upboot for Banana!",
"that's awesome.",
"Wow it’s amazing 😱"
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"His hair isn't ramen-like enough",
"He looks like an old kid.",
"Kid looks toasted.",
"“Super bowl selfie ya’ll”",
"He’s also surrounded by all men, he’s not whipping any titties out",
"I only see one kid",
"Retarded*"
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"I'm pretty sure all the chickens that arrive at KFC are dead",
"This pic is older than the Internet ",
"The vegans are all thin and the KFC muncher is obese LOL."
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"Clearly you made the wrong decision. That looks miserable! ",
"Yeah, it was a real bummer. ",
"Did you see Tom Brady flying back to his secret mountain fortress to slumber until next season?"
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"Beautiful eyes",
"That's someone's dog that got out. Get the chip checked at the vet. ",
"Do you live in florida? I think i recognize that dog",
"Thank you for not leaving him on the street where he could get hit/hurt.\n\nAny vets office can scan him for a microchip. Also check your local Craigslist lost & found but require proof of ownership of his owner has posted, if you post a found ad don’t include a photo and don’t include any unique traits—if he had on a collar (style/color)—or if he is nurtured as these are identifiers the owner should be telling you.",
"That's the classic pitbull stare... of a good mischevious puppy. You're probably right that's someone's dog."
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"that's what Swedish girls look like...",
"6’s?",
"Don't eat anything on the menu",
"What’s the employment policy then?",
"And a damn good one! "
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[
"RIP next month Phil Basser.",
"Source: https://twitter.com/SamanthaQuek/status/960356087299018752",
"Phil is defined as a hard-core Eagles fan.",
"I think they had a close up of him during the game. Such a cute guy. ",
"Thought he was going to have a heart attack because of the win.",
"Legit feel happy for this man. ",
"As a Pats Fan, I'm totally excited for this guy. Congratulations my friend.",
"Awesome. Hopefully he lives long enough to see the Eagles win another super bowl. ",
"To the front page!",
"This guy is my spirit animal",
"Damn good post",
"Plot twist: Phil is the Zodiac Killer",
"Are we going to see him climbing one of those grease poles on the 6 o'clock news?",
"Plot twist: the Zodiac Killer was Mother Theresa.",
"So happy for this guy! You go boy!",
"He was the first to fling feces at opposing fans?",
"Therefore Mother Teresa is Phil\n\nMakes sense I guess",
"He actually attended their last championship in 1960. Mr. Basser is also a WWII veteran and an American hero.",
"RIP Phil.",
"The zodiac killer was a Tide commercial ",
"https://youtube.com/watch?v=h1WJqKWqUHQ",
"Main reason I wanted them to win tbh",
"Adorable! I am a Vikings fan and as sad as I was to see them lose, I am happy to see this man’s favorite team wi m The Super Bowl this year! Congrats Eagles!",
"yeah, that aint happening ",
"He just jinxed himself ",
"Hah! So he was wrong! Sorry Phil, you go home tonight with nothing.\n\n(Phil is \"Wrong\" because he lived to be 99 and saw the eagles win, not 100. God damn, some of you love sports.)",
"Typical bandwagoner. I jest. Seriously, awesome that the guy got to be at the stadium to see his team win. I hope when I'm 99, I'm able to sit up to watch football on TV.",
"He's been 99 since 1933? He must be tired of old age...",
"Why are you such an asshole?",
"He knew the Gino’s vs Pat’s rivalry was always BS. That one stand on Chestnut was always the true cheesesteak.",
"well I hope he makes it to 100..",
"He threw shit at Santa when he was just a boy.\n\nI mean when Santa was a boy.",
"My grandfather was an Eagles fan. He would've been 100 on the 13th. He passed at the end of September. Glad someone made it. ",
"He's adorable! ",
"The long con.",
"I saw him on tv",
"Hell, at his age he could be Jack the Ripper",
"Wholesome and heartwarming. ❤️",
"Your grandpappy is totally climbing greased poles in heaven tonight, my friend.",
"/r/nocontext",
":)",
"I hope I don't have to be 100 to see the Texans win one. ",
"Well what about all the 100 year old Patriots fans who never got to see..! oh...",
"I'm a Pats fan, but I am so happy for this man, all the fans, and the team. They played well and fought hard. It was well-deserved. Have fun at the parade/party Eagles fans! ",
"Doubt he'll live for another 100 years...",
"Think he's gonna live to 200?",
"And dies just before his 100th bday...",
"Yeah, that won't happen.",
"A couple videos of him:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B7-Pe0IZho\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfNWxpD2Lcs",
"How the elite use sports to rule over the masses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1FMhYr05zo",
"damn, some of you eagle fans need to apologize to millie...\n\nEDIT: those frat dudes who did it need to apologize to Millie and this man.",
"Is that a Penn hat?",
"He says he attributes his long life to a steady diet of Tide pods\n\n\n[edited my initial word jumble] ",
"He truly is a loyal fan. It makes me happier that the Eagles won!",
"Stole mns old person gimmick and then stole ther stadium and chance to win a SB in it.\n\nFuck the eagles and I wish that old guy the best. But fuck his team ",
"His first name is short for Philadelphia, of course",
"Yet another dumbfuck picture of nothing. Go pics!",
"My uncle passed away earlier this year after being an Eagles fan all his life. I'm glad to see those guys take it home this year.",
"http://6abc.com/sports/nj-community-sends-beloved-school-bus-driver-to-the-super-bowl/3004518/\n\nI'm also thrilled for this guy too. These two guys alone were worth the Eagles winning.",
"I'd be willing to bet a large amount that Vikings fans wouldn't parade around the city with signs yelling \"Fuck Phil\" if this had come out before the NFC championship and if the Vikings had won.",
"Probably literally the longest Eagles fan. All the rest are just bandwagoners.",
"Was he at the coin toss?",
"I don't care about football in the least, but this makes me very happy. Good for you Phil!",
"He’ll probably die. Lol ",
"It brought a smile to my face to see the Medal of Honor recipients including Hershel “Woody” ~~Wilson~~ Williams at the coin toss. Another true American hero. ",
"They were just born within this last year ;)",
"Congrats Phil! Been a long time waiting but so glad you were there. Fly EAGLES fly. Happy early birthday!!#",
"Good lord, get a grip. American hero? You should learn what a hero is. ",
"Could be a really cerebral and dark horror comedy. ",
"And yet, no #FuckPhil. Wow, it's almost like that was just a shitty thing to do and it just reflects on those fans.",
"Maybe Detroit will win a Superbowl before I turn 100....",
"I was straight up worried about Phil in the 4th. 'Time out blood pressure check Eagles.'",
"You’ll probably have to live longer than that.",
"He's been 99 since 1933? Impressive.",
"Congratulations! So glad to see them win!",
"!RemindMe 1 Month \"Is he still alive?\"",
"Booooooooooo. Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuu",
"The guy fought against the Nazis AND the North Koreans, what the fuck else do you want from him ",
"Stole your chant too. And fletcher cox is Mr Steal Yo Girl so id keep an eye on your woman.",
"Sorry, not an American, but if first Superbowl was in 1967 how did he say this in 1933? Was the whatever the previous Championship was called the \"Superbowl\" before it was officially called it? Is it like the Premiership in English football used to be the First Division?",
"Neat! Thanks for sharing! Happy for the guy.",
"I guess he doesn't hate the fucking Eagles man",
"i can sleep soundly now",
":(",
"Happy birthday when it comes😃",
"dalessandros or gtfo",
"He was a fan of the Eagles since 1933 when they were formed.\n\nYou are correct, the 1st Super Bowl was in 1967; and this is the 52nd Super Bowl annual championship game.\n\nThis is the Eagles (who were formed in 1933) first ever Super Bowl win, and this fan got to see it before he turns 100 years old next month. ",
"You’re right.",
"WOW!",
"Rip",
"You know what's fun to think about? Except for about 4 players, the entire Eagles team is locked up for next year. ",
"r/eagles",
"Man, fuck off. This guy has lived for almost 100 years, fought for his county, and just wants to enjoy some football.\n\nHe is 10 times the man you will ever be.",
"Fuck degenerate eagles fans that throw poo at Vikings fans and say shit about Millie. ",
"Happy cake day my man",
"Looks like it. ",
"Oh, but there is!",
"Ah, right, I get it now. Thanks for the clarification. And congratulations to the winners!",
"What's this #fuckphil stuff? I'm out of the loop.",
"They did! I watched the game on my flight and they zoomed on on Phil up in the stands:)",
"As much as I hate the eagles I am happy this guy got to see his team win one. ",
"Idk man Jim's is preeeetty tasty.",
"Happy day to you ! thats why being a fan of something is so important. ",
"Personally I thought it was great timing",
"I bet he gets a real kick out of saying \"If I live to be 100!\" ",
"Yawl suck",
"I was wanting my patriots to win tonight but seeing stuff like this makes it ok that we didn't win this one :)",
"Eagles just killed this guy.",
"Didn't they win?",
"this guy cheesesteaks.",
"my dads 82 and is a die hard eagles fan his hole life, he started crying when the game ended, ive never seen my dad cry. ever.",
"Maybe just stay in r/massivecock ",
"Chubby’s swoopin in. But hey, let’s not argue, let’s all eat our own delicious cheesesteaks and bask in this cheesy, steaky, Philly goodness!!...and then prob a roast pork sandwich for good measure!! Philly!! Birds!!! ",
"I find the hero worship of soldiers as weird too, but I think hero is a pretty apt term for those who fought in WWII",
"If I were Carson Wentz it would warm my soul to see such a devoted fan wearing my jersey.",
"Man, seeing a lot of Alchemists lately. ",
"As a Brit I find the fact that Sam Quek is the source super weird. ",
"This is how I feel about the Chargers winning a super bowl and I'm only 29 :/",
"And now, finally, Phil Basser can stop climbing poles.",
"I hate the Eagles but this go beyond football. If that man was my grandfather I would be over the moon happy for him ",
"Yeah but even with that fact, and the fact that they'll have Wentz back next year, sometimes it takes a lot of magic to win the SB. It's hard to make it back to back in this salary cap era. Only really the Pats have done it. ",
"I was happy to see the Vikings lose, brought a smile to my face. Nobody does schadenfreude better than Packers fans. ",
"No but him and Santa ain't cool ",
"That’s what’s it’s all about",
"He is the first to loot Wawa, if the opportunity arises ",
"[Did someone say chant?](https://youtu.be/TCv4STkejlM)",
"This guy predates the NFL, kinda crazy to think about that. He won't have any memory of the first few seasons obviously but to think someone out there has been around for every single season is pretty awesome.",
"Someone please convince this man to change his last name to Adelphia ",
"We love YOU Phil! We got plenty more to come as well.. kick it with us for one more year!",
"What's a hero then? Since you seem to be an expert and all. ",
"I literally branded my friends ass tonight to commemorate the eagles first Superbowl win.\nShould I post it?",
"Nope. ",
"I’d love to be able to write a snarky comment here, but I watched the cubs win the World Series, so...anything can happen.",
"yes ",
"K cool, so you got one of those. Glad he saw his team win. does every team have an old person that hasn't seen their team win a championship? I'm a vikings fan and she will have to wait another year to make it happen. .\n\nHow many other cities have an old person waiting for a win? ",
"it always is",
"What would that make Ted Cruz? Kevin Malone? ",
"I wonder if he made that statement previously based off some statistical analysis",
"I wish my grandfather had been around to see it too my man. It's exciting and emotional.",
"I'm not a football fan, but I was biting my nails at the end hoping for Phil's sake that the Eagles would win.",
"Tony Luke's? no?",
"NFL and AFL used to be two separate competing leagues, they merged and the Super Bowl is the face off between the two winners of the conferences. ",
"I dont't know anything about basketball, but I am glad for him. Must be super cool to get something you have wished for for so long.",
"He didn't have to for this one!",
"Basketball lmao",
"So stoked for this dude. ",
"As soon as they showed him, I thought to myself, “Well, fuck, they can’t lose now... You can’t let down Phil!”",
"What is the context? Why slippery poles?",
"is that a pomona high school hat?",
"Only needs to make it to 198.",
"I was confused to why the eagles (the band) would have had fans 99 years ago. So there is an American football team named that apparently, TIL ",
"I love you...\n\nFly eagles fly..",
"Ye",
"As a 27 year old Eagles fan who was hoping to see a championship in my lifetime this guy deserves a key to the city and spot on the fucking float, fly eagles fly",
"If Watt and Watson don't get injured again.",
"You don't like my fucking music, get your own fuckin' cab!",
"And the tears from Browns fans ",
"Was that their first one? \nEDIT: yes it was",
"What a nice guy. Hope he lives a long life. Not many make it this far.",
"That's cool and all, but now he doesn't have to make it to 100! His dream came true at 99.",
"To prevent rioters from climbing them. People riot after big games like this, win or lose. ",
"I'd say at the core of what it means to be a Eagles fan there is Phil Basser",
"Karl Malone. ",
"Ahem...Seahawks? And Sadly, also the Steelers.",
" The first time he looted a Wawa. Candy was a nickle.",
"Asshole of the year award goes too...\n\nOBTRAE!!!!\n\nGo fuck yourself you useless trashfaced scumfuck..\n\nFly eagles fly...\n\nWe win, the end ",
"Minnesota has a sweet old fan named Millie who is also 99. The Vikings gifted her tickets to the Saints game and Roger Goodell personally gave her Super Bowl tickets. After the Eagles won the NFCC game Philly fans went on social media and even took to the streets with a banner that said “Fuck Millie.” She has pneumonia now and was too sick to go to Super Bowl tonight. ",
"Invest in Cryogenics ",
"Mamas Pizza on Belmont Ave was always rumored to be Andy Reid’s go-to cheesesteak spot",
"During the game, my girlfriend said \"now I kinda want the Eagles to win because that old man might die if they don't.\"",
"And he dies the day after. Hopefully not but that’s usually how these things end up ",
"Your spirit animal is about to die.",
"Oh bless him",
"Lol I wish I could upvote this more than once ",
"[https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/02/04/eagles-fans-climbing-poles-hydraulic-fluid-crisco](https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/02/04/eagles-fans-climbing-poles-hydraulic-fluid-crisco)",
"Thank you eagles",
"I misspoke, I meant win it, but true the Seahawks did make it back to back. \n\nAnd Steelers? When? They went in 2008 and 2010 but that ain't back to back. ",
"Cool story bro. Tell it at parties.\n\nEdit: wow y'all sure are passionate about cussing me out for that. It's nice to see people are passionate about some things these days. But did anybody stop to think I liked the story, and he actually should tell it at parties? There's no \"/s\" tag here, because apparently y'all are idiots that need it...",
"I remember reading about greasing poles so drunk idiots wouldn't climb on them or something somewhere on Reddit a week or so ago. \nSomeone else who knows more can probably provide better information.",
"Benjamin Button?",
"I feel the same way about my uncle who was a hardcore cubs fan. Passed a couple years before they won the World Series. Very bittersweet. Congrats on the eagles win it was a great game ",
"Me too. Whatsup with that?",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"So he hasn't lived to be 100.",
"Now where’s the story of the diehard eagles fan who died right before the game? ",
"10 bucks says you didn't give the Eagles a chance to win today either so what do you know",
"Good for him. Such a great feeling. ",
"I always heard that eagles fans were shitheads but wow. Hopefully they don't win for another 58 years.",
"Or better yet, an offensive line",
"*whoosh*",
"The important things",
"Good he got to see them win the Super Bowl now can we get the Eagles fans out of Minnesota. Or maybe we should treat them how they treated us",
"Lets not forget about the Vikings fan \"Millie\", who is also 99. Philly fans started a \"Fuck Millie\" chant when it was clear that they would be advancing to the Superbowl and not the Vikings.",
"Not sure what you're trying to get at there...I haven't seen many salty Vikings fans on this thread. In fact, most Viking fan posts were actually congratulating the Eagles on the victory. I myself am not a Vikings fan, I just think it was shocking and appalling how Eagles fans dealt with Millie.",
"My grandfather loved the cubs so much that for a while he wanted to be cremated and put into a cubs urn. He died 2 months before they won the world series. I think that he was the human sacrifice that led to their win",
"He did get to see the Eagles win back-to-back titles when he was around 20. Plus another one eleven years later. It just wasn't called the Super Bowl then.",
"Millie is a 99-year-old Vikings superfan. Some degenerate Eagles fans spray-painted \"FUCK MILLIE\" on a bedsheet and carried it around like a banner. Disgusting behavior. The way they treated Vikings fans at the playoff game was deplorable too. I'm a big Vikings fan and a MN native, but despite the way some Eagles fans treated our fans, I hope nobody sinks to that level and starts badmouthing Phil. I'm glad he got to see his team win. Unfortunately, although she had tickets, Millie is sick and wasn't well enough to attend the Superbowl. ",
"Post Malone ",
"rascal climbing the golden gates of heavan",
"A bee? ",
"):",
"I don't think the four frat guys that held that sign are seeing this post. ",
"Super bowl ",
"Fuck yeah, Phil! \nGlad I didn’t have to wait as long as you!",
"Aw come on hes not a browns fan.",
"As a vikings fan I could only hope to be that lucky.",
"The Eagles winning a super bowl, but here we are.",
"Philly fans are next level gotta admit that..",
"Wait are you being serious ?",
"He has been 99 since 1933? What is his secret?",
"No no, *Philadelphians* riot after big games like this. I have yet to see proof that Philadelphians are people. ",
"> If Watt and Watson don't get injured again...\n\n...the Texans will lose in the divisional round.\n\n",
"Hehehehe",
"I feel like I'm missing some key cultural context here, but I still chuckled.",
"Yeeeeeeeesssssss",
"Hey Phil from Philly! This was all meant to be!",
"I prefer Tony Luke's, too.",
"To steal from Futurama:\n\nTo see the Browns win the Superbowl, he'd have to create an alternate dimension in which the Browns have already won a Superbowl",
"By the time you turn 99, I guess we'll have VR so advanced the stadium will come alive in your living room. Fancy holograms and shit..",
"Wow what a legit perfect story.",
"If you think Philadelphia is unique in this manner you are mistaken. Happens all over the world for tons of different sports. Hell it happens in Canada too. \n\nIf however you are just making a joke, don't mind me, carry on. ",
"Probably would've gotten there if they had any semblance of discipline ",
"Broncos",
"Go Phil!",
"I know, just making jokes. ",
"For real though, he was 50 years old when Santa was booed in Philadelphia.",
"Carry on then. ",
"Wow. Its actually just pics of big penises. Did not expect that.",
"oh my heart!!!",
"I think it's more of a whoosh on your end? The implication of his comment is that because he hasn't turned 100 yet, and the eagles won, then that means in under 100 years there's the possibility of him seeing them win again(if we go by the same odds). Even if he is 99 and turning 100 in a month, that is still under 100. The other guys comment explicitly says 'live for another 100'.",
"I wonder if he threw snowballs at Santa ",
"Luckily my saints don't, but I feel like I might have to live to a hundred to see another. Good luck to you and Millie though. Here's to hoping she lives to see it.",
"Ah yeah, pre Salary Cap era, the Steelers went back to back twice. I thought they won 40 and 41 for some reason (thought 41 was the win over Zona)",
"I'm so glad Foles pulled it out. Wentz was a guarantee, but Foles showed he's a legit franchise QB tonight. I hope the Eagles stick with Wentz who is amazing in his own right, but that Foles gets a real shot with another team.",
"Nah he doesn't look anything like Ted Cruz",
"The hero philly needs but doesn’t deserve",
"Vikes fan! Congrats Phil!",
"Eagles fans are historically the worst people on earth, besides Phil, he seems cool.",
"badass",
"Bugsy Malone ",
"Gimme 5 bees for a quarter!",
"Ah, sorry to hear that. I'm a michigan native and we were all pulling for you guys in the playoffs. I'm happy for the eagles team members but the eagles fans who did that can fuck right off",
"From Wentz we came ",
"Is it bad I'm 28 and he seems in better shape then me ",
"F",
"Growing up despising the Eagles(and hate the Pats, WHO DAT) You just had to post something like this to actually make me feel good for an Eagles fan.\n\nGod damn you and eat shit OP. ",
"Life-long Redskin fan. Go Eagles. You all deserved it. Great team, great effort. Awesome for Phil and your whole city.",
"By what I read from the comments there's very little Philly seems to deserve.",
"Same here.. rooted for my past but wonderful to see him in his jersey.. ",
"See this is completely confusing to me as someone who doesn't really like watching sports. How is it so personal for him, it's not as if he had anything to do with it, it's just a sports team he likes. Hell when I played sports I wouldn't even get that emotionally invested ",
"What makes it so hard for teams to go back to back compared to the NBA? ",
"He would be a Saints fan",
"What's wrong with you, fuckhead ?",
"Hehe. You dick. :) ",
"They won tonight. It's that he finally got to see them win a title before he turned 100. ",
"Lemon party!",
"Definitely not whatever’s left of philly after tonight",
"*whoosh*",
"I always root for the underdog even though I couldn't care less about football and sports. Annoys me when the same people win over and over and over again. ",
"I just hope that the hype didn't end up affecting his health negatively. Man might have literally died of happiness ",
"Pretty rad",
"Or the first to [Eat it?](https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/960386549484531712)",
"Unless it's up a pole. In which case, don't. ",
"I love the passion in him towards the eagle",
"So people can strip their clothes off on them and slide up and down them with their crotch",
"Ugh... you funny... dad joke kinda funny. Whatever",
"Well I guess sports are good for some things. (providing some humans a reason to look forward to an entertainment event year after year)",
"> ~~eagles fans~~ philadelphians\n\nftfy\n",
"A",
"I'm sure the won something from 1933 to 1960 something. It seems like every team has won some kind of miniscule championship",
"**Who care about American 'Football'. At least name it Hand-Egg so it is accurate. 2018 Russia is where the real action will happen.**",
"No worries. He saw it. ;)",
"sports are good for alot of things lol. you sound bitter and unathletic.",
"shit you threw me for a loop, I dunno what the followup there is supposed to be",
"[*weee!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWwWS0-fuuQ)",
"And did they win?",
"Down south we use rocks out of the driveway. Ice won't cut, draw blood or cause a concussion. ",
"Ah yes, back when wearing onions on your belt was fashionable.",
"Same, had no idea there was some sports ballers team called Eagles too!",
"At least we got to see Diggs's miracle touchdown. That was an amazing moment! Glad to hear y'all were pulling for us. ",
"That’s was rude lol ",
"Bradley cooper is rich and famous, but he’s such a passionate eagles fan that he went and sat next to the owner of the team during the super bowl. Can you imagine yourself as a kid, always wanting to go watch your team In The super bowl; and the first chance he gets, he basically gets seats that no ordinary human can get. That to me was next level. ",
"Will I even live that long?",
"R",
"He is still watching and celebrating just like he did when he watched our championships, I have no doubt about that.",
"This whole thread is ***really*** making my eyes sweat ",
"Santa did fuck his mom",
"He isn’t even 100 yet... he fucked up big-time...",
"I'm not even a sports fan and still I understand this. ",
"Same as my dad. Eagles fan for life, but he passed this past September. I’m sure your grandfather and my dad are both very happy up there though. ",
"He served the US military during WWII. Good enough for me. ",
"It's something you choose to do at some point, like watching a TV series and following the character journeys.",
"T",
"Preach. ",
"Not the proudest of moments but it lives in infamy",
"WWWWWTTTTTTTFFFFFF",
"That IS next level",
"Chad Elder.",
"Exactly. ",
"I love you",
"Not an Eagles or Patriots fan but his dude is extremely likable. Happy for him!",
"I think they're collectively acknowledging their place in the nfl",
"Pre Maloney",
"roast pork >>>>> all. it's the king of sandwiches, no question.",
"So Ted Cruz is mother Teresa???",
"Nice attempt to deflect, Ted Cruz ",
"There are several factors. 53 man roster vs 15 man. 11 players on the field vs 5 on the court. Thus one player has a larger impact in the NBA than the NFL, so if you still have your superstars you're fine.\n\nNext up is the NFL playoffs is one and done, while NBA is best of 7. This makes it much easier for a team to be upset. NBA games are high scoring and also have less variance than an NFL game, where some simple bad fortune can change the entire game. \n\nLastly, a winning team can get complacent and football is the more physically tough sport and it's hard on these athlete's bodies, so when their seasons go a month longer and play in 3-4 more games they take more of a beating.",
"Nobody tell him Wentz didn't play.",
"My grandfather is 93...said last year he wishes the one thing he wants before he dies is a super bowl win. I cannot explain my enthusiasm for what he saw tonight.",
"Glad he got to see another Championship. This seriously put the biggest smile on my face, im happy for him.",
"There was a news story after the Conference game that the city workers were greasing poles cause they were worried about the parties/\"riots\" in the streets if they won. \n\nThey used Crisco 2 weeks ago. It didnt stop them. They used hydraulic fluid this time. [it still hasnt stopped them](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2018/02/04/philadelphia-braces-for-super-bowl-by-once-again-greasing-light-poles/?utm_term=.00bfcc50ea24)",
"Aww! I’m really glad this guy got to see his team win! ",
"I see you too are a man of culture. Jims is the greatest.",
"I don't think Philly needs a hero...he'd just get boo'd when he didn't get one scrub :/",
"You win...take the upvote",
"I have a bad feeling that he may pass in the coming months now that he's fulfilled a goal. But great for him!",
"I am that guy. You turned that frown sideways. Not what he asked for, but a nice try anyhow.\n\nHere have https://m.imgur.com/gallery/f0Iu0xE",
"I thought philly fans used batteries?",
"I, too, like jazz.",
"Now that's a true fan. I probably would've died from excitement during the game. Good for him though he got to see his team win.",
"Who hurt you, child?",
"You guys are one of my secondary teams. I hope Deshaun has a fantastic career. I'm looking forward to our game next year more than any other. With Watson, Watt, and Mercilus back, I'm gonna respect playing you more than any other team, win or lose.",
"Someone edit the Big Lebowski scene but with superbowl commentary. It'll be worth it",
"But instead of goat Foles they only have some Carson fellow. Guys a wildcard.",
"Somebody needs a cheesesteak.",
"None of us will. Used to be one in six people would get cancer now it's one in three. It'll be one in two soon. Not to mention all the other causes of death. ",
"to this hour he’s prob still out there throwing bottles at a Macy’s",
"You’re just now realizing that? I’m sorry for how hard life must be for someone so slow on the pickup.",
"You think there will be TV when you're 99?",
"Was not ready to read this comment at all.",
"I don’t get anything that you just said",
"That's true. They don't speak for all.",
"I'm sure all the other teams in the NFC north do schadenfreude better, because that's all they have.",
"And how they can \"win\" the Superbowl?",
"Frick off phil",
"He did... he ded now..",
"So who did Bradley Cooper fling feces at? You left that part out.",
"Imagine a browns fan.",
"Life goals winner",
"This is one of the more stupid things that I’ve ever seen.",
"Constantly watching the games, dealing with losses and repeated disappointment for years until one day, against all odds, your team pulls through. ",
"Directions unclear. I reverse mortgaged my home into cryptocurrencies.",
"[serious] Why would they destroy their own city because it won the superbowl?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHere we use fireworks n all but the city's not in fire",
"I hope someone is keeping a really close eye on this guy. As the most hardcore fan in philly I fear for anyone that comes in his Victory Path of Destruction.",
"Superbowl tickets will go up and sell, still. Bless the old fans. ",
"my coworkers actually shot with this guy a week or two ago.. glad he got to see a W!",
"It kind of looks like he's doing the Allah sign http://jihadintel.meforum.org/pics/symbols/large/131.jpg",
"Does it make it less of a good thing? This isn’t a zero sum game. We can have these posts every year and be happy for everyone like this. Do yourself a favor and pull the stick out of your ass.",
"One of these days the Browns are going to be good, and it’s going to be *weird*",
"around 9-10pm pst i heard a big alert for back up. police were in panick mode to group up to stay safe. it most likely a full riot. ",
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"99-years young*",
"Oh i hope he doesnt die soon....",
"Get some sleep dude. Drink some water first.",
"For a second I was sitting here thinking \"wait was Don Henley around in 1933?\"",
"As a Cubs fan who got to see his team's drought end, I have to say I hope every fan gets to see her/his team win a championship. There are teams I can't stand, but within all of those teams are great fans. I may hate to see the team win a title, but I'm ecstatic for the fans. \n\nOne of the untold stories of Game 7 of the 2016 World Series was the elderly people in wheel chairs that were at the game. They surrounded the lower bowl in Cleveland. After the game, my favorite memory is those fans and the fans that shook their hands and hugged them as they made their way down to field level to celebrate with the team. \n\nI'm glad Mr. Basser got to see his team win.",
"Listened to the police scanner for a little bit... that was entertaining to say the least. Heard the play by play of a horse-napping by two highly intoxicated people",
"Awesome",
"But you bastards are also Astros fans, and are now making me fear living to 100 without seeing a Dodgers World Series championship. :( :( :(",
"I was like \"Whoah, the band can't be that old\".\n\nBut apparently there's a big sports thing again. Yeah right. I've heard about this. ",
"So awesome for him!!! Glad to read! ",
"Why would you assume that I’m just realizing that now? Do you only type something on Reddit at the moment you first come to the realization of it? Your post was a very asinine and naive statement to say the least.",
"Good. Now he can drop dead.",
"Well, that's 41 years away. I was convinced in elementary school that I'd be flying around in my car right now. Maybe, maybe not.",
"you'll find a lot of those here in philly...",
"Still The Zodiac Killer. Maybe it's a title that gets passed down, like \"The Dread Pirate Roberts.\"",
"He just needs to delete Facebook and hit the gym",
"Bandwagon fans these days.",
"Not just WW2, Korea as well. So 2 for 2 against evil oppressive regimes and he's still kicking. ",
"The way you typed “well I guess” made it sound that way, dipshit. Learn to express yourself via text if you want people to understand what you’re attempting to say.",
"I don’t get what’s hard to grasp. The guy is in shock that Bradley Cooper, die-hard Eagles fan since childhood, got to sit next to the Eagles’ owner during the Super Bowl, possibly fulfilling some childhood goal. ",
"As a pats fan I got to say. It was one hell of a game. Not going to cry and complain like most would. I'm proud of my team and take my hats\n off to the eagles on getting there first ring. Was fun can't wait to meet you all next season.",
"It's Deli's or shit. Real Philly folk will throw Steve's or chinks in. John's roast pork is a hit and Philips gets no love but is easily top 5. We're world champions so every steak from wawa to the top is best right now",
"Fly eagles gyyy!!!",
"Philly needs to throw him a party yo",
"I doubt I'll even get to 99 (60 years away)",
"that grain alcohol tho",
"Not American and I didn't know what a superbowl is, and since I didn't have the concept of what that was up until this morning I could have thought of it as a music award, why not?",
"U",
"Delete the gym, hire Facebook and hit the lawyer",
"1933? Obvious band wagon..",
"The reason why more people are getting cancer is because they're living longer.",
"Having lived in Roslyn, PA and San Fran, I gotta laff.\nSomehow he managed to spend his 60s terrorizing San Fran AND attending Eagles games... \n",
"Great victory, glad for the eagles ",
"This is so cool, my grandpa had a similar story with the LA Kings. He was a true die-hard kings fan since the start and just getting to live that moment with him, watch his favorite team finally win a Stanley cup was amazing. The joy on his face will always be one of my favorite memories of him. He was 94 at the time.",
"They did. I even made a joke about making a reddit post about Phil to my dad.\n\nSTILL THINK ITS A DUMB IDEA DAD?!",
"You have to think about all the 100-year old fans who wanted to see them win six times... ",
"You touched the base ",
"I already hate this meme",
"Oh yes it happens all over. But the Philadelphians... they are a special breed.",
"Minnesota is the nicest place to be. I've been here for 22 years and when traveling the states it blows my mind how rude people can be the further you go in any direction.\n\nWhich is funny cause I always wanted to move somewhere when I was a kid. Now when I travel I always get fatigued by people alone and miss it at home.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Filthy Phil ",
"I’m not bitter or un-athletic. In fact I feel more content, satisfied and fulfilled today than ever before in the history of my life. Your perception of my post is inaccurate.\n\nI typed that sports are good for some things. I listed one of the reasons. \n\nThat being said I admit I should’ve clarified and typed “professional sports” are good for some things. I agree that sports in general CAN be good for many things.",
"Who is Legit? ",
"What's hard to grasp is your fucking username my dude. Like, are you a mustache just floating around through existence? Is you consciencness tied to your old body, or through the mustache. So many questions.",
"I don't even watch or really know football and I felt that burn...",
"Philly Phil",
"At least you're not a Browns fan. :(",
"As I was celebrating the patriots loss I realized this and said \"oh my god. I am so happy for that old man i might cry.\" And i almost did cry.",
"die-hard, perhaps?",
"So did they win?",
"mmm yummy",
"Great job guys. ",
"Yeah... Except for all the kids getting cancer... ",
"So as a Lions fan, you are saying I have a chance!?!",
"Give me steves or give me death.",
"I saw a documentary about Philadelphians, and how its always sunny there. They are not good people.",
"👍👍",
"True--Patriots are still a true dynasty.\n\nI just looked it up, and including playoffs, the Patriots have not had a single season where they lost 6 games this decade. They were 10-6 in 2009 and lost their 7th game to Ravens in playoffs.\n\nTom Brady has NEVER had a season with a losing record. That is insane.",
"To anybody else the day they had feces flung at them or the day they flung feces at somebody else is an important day they remember for the rest of their life. \n\nFor a Philly fan, any *real* Philly fan, it’s just any given Sunday. Or Thursday. Or whenever. You fling feces because you’re a god damn Philadelphian. \n\n",
"Peoole will build a sports team into their own personal identity. \"Hi im dave. Im a banker, a father and husband, i build cabinets and I'm an eagles fan\". I don't understand it either but its super common. ",
"TIL: Ted Cruz is a Tide commercial",
"M",
"> People riot after big games like this, win or lose.\n\n[Relevant](https://ibb.co/eBj4ac)",
"as a cowboy fan even my own black, amorphous, painful blob of a heart thinks this is pretty awesome ",
"Better start buying a coffin now ",
"Happy cake day ",
"Same fans, Philly's classy https://twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/955295393419616256?s=09",
"The pact is sealed. ",
"Attributes*",
"I totally thought he was talking about the Eagles, like the band :(",
"Teamwork makes the dream work. ",
"Wait. You only type, “well I guess” to describe the moment you come to the realization of something? The term “well I guess” most commonly describes admitting that there is the possibility that something could be true. I would suggest that you try to read more English literature to increase your understanding of possible definitions of English sentence patterns.\n\nIf you’re a teen, which now seems likely, I sincerely apologize for my choice of words in my previous post.",
"C",
"Have your tried eating a dick? It might help. ",
"M",
"I was in agreement :) sorry for confusion, non native English speaker",
"Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?",
"Mark my words reddit, in 80 years, when I’m 100, maybe I’ll see the Vikings win a SuperBowl.",
"Only a fan since 1933, goddamn bandwagon smh",
"Guy usually always sits in the booth with Laurie for most games",
"If he lives to be 100, he MIGHT see. Haha.. okay that was horrible I'll take my downvotes now.",
"N",
"Yes. ",
"Found the liberal.",
"Vancouver Riots are the best Riots.",
"As far as I know, even as a Raccoon he hasn't flung feces at anyone. ",
"Phil > Millie\n",
"Pretty sure he’s already dead yikes ",
"It’s really not always sunny there. Rains quite a bit ",
"Ok",
"Tony Lukes and Jims are top 2.\n\nPats a solid 3rd\n\nGenos is laughable dogshit, they sell the brand now not the steaks.",
"Okay hol' up a sec, now we have a deep theological mystery here.\n\nHeaven would surely represent the pinnacle of pure, unbridled happiness and freedom. At first glance, you would think that they wouldn't grease-up the utility poles on the good boy side of the pearly gates because hey, you lived a good life and darn it you've earned the right to your celebratory riot.\n\nHowever, perhaps some of the fun is merely in the *attempt* to climb the pole *despite* it being greased. Which of the two would bring more joy - an ungreased pole, or a greased pole pulled down by a zealous, angelic fan in the hereafter?\n\nSo now it comes down to several questions: are there utility poles in heaven? Would they be greased or ungreased in the event of a sports riot by the dearly departed? Why aren't the poles currently occupied by countless angelic strippers? 🤔",
"I like to think he flung raccoon feces as that's the role that probly made him the most money ",
"Barry's tbh\nBut either way Roxborough cheesesteaks are where it's at.",
"K",
"🖕",
"Nah pretty sure that's Ted cruz",
"Did he do something particularly heroic or is he a hero in the American sense?",
"How awesome! They showed him watching the game - so cute! Glad he made it & got to see them win.",
"I think the biggest factor you mention is that basketball has less variance. There are so many exchanges of possession and attempts at scoring that the better team almost always will come out on top. Whereas in football, a bit of good luck often totally changes the game",
"That sucks... This means he's served his purpose... And will probably die this year... Way to jinx yourself.",
"I'm not a sportsball fan, but this is very sweet 💓",
"https://twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/955295393419616256?s=09\nMillie's sick and Philly fans are still classy...",
"The Mailman?!",
"As much as I hate that fucker he really is the GOAT",
"Its sad to think of all the similar stories there would of been if the pats won. Phil almost seen their 6th win before he turns 20. ",
"You should look up a word called stereotype online. It applies here.",
"They kept showing him and the really really old female Patriots fan also throughout the entire lead up to the Super Bowl. They should have had both of them fight to the death for the Super Bowl Halftime Party. I would have watched that over Justin Timberlake any day.",
"Could be worse. Could be a Browns fan.",
"You should take your own advice, kid.",
"It's a joke dude fuck off",
"Hooliganism is a sport in Denmark. We lose to another country? Fight and riot, we lose to another city? Fight and riot. I miss the Roligans. We saw them a little in Ireland, but it we haven't had a party like '92 in a very long time",
"This mother fucker better not die tomorrow.",
"That is in incredibly bad taste, but it's fucking hilarious. This is still a person we are talking about. She may be 99, but she is still liable to be joked at. I'm sure she's had someone say \"fuck you\" to her before, the only difference is that now she's 99. It's still just a fuck you, not hate speech.\n\nI'm not at all saying I'd do such a thing, but gasping and being horrified at some people being vulgar is kind of silly.",
"They only riot after getting blasted on grain alcohol",
"God hope he makes it to next week. You go phill.",
"I have noticed that the only people who call people kid are guys struggling with feeling like an adult. Your post history proves that is most likely the case here as well.",
"not with that attitude\n",
"Incredible. Love all their tracks...",
"That's the power of NZT!",
"Dang, now I'm glad they won. Just for him.",
"Sad that sports is bringing out the ugly in humanity. \nThis goes both ways : For the looting and violence that SOME Eagles fans are doing and for the people out there who are saying some pretty nasty things about people that they don't know. You don't even know this man and because he's an Eagles fan, he's not a civil upstanding man of society? This is getting ridiculous. ",
"He was awarded a medal of honor - the highest honor that there is. He basically (according to wikipedia) cleared out several pillboxes alone using a flamethrower so that American tanks could pass.",
"It's truly the Canada of America.",
"I hate American football but this makes me like it just a tiny bit 😋",
"Then a true hero, but we never know with you guys as 30% of your population dies a « hero ».",
"Lmao ok kiddo, whatever you gotta tell yourself. Your post history proves I'm right though. Enjoy your night, have fun in school tomorrow.",
"But if he was a fan since their inception he seen them win championships before the NFL existed. They won in 48, 49, and 60. And at the time that was the greatest thing they could achieve, he was alive for all of that...\n\nI mean it's awesome they won the Superbowl. But it's not like that hadn't been champions in his lifetime.",
"Sorry to hear about your loss Internet stranger. My father is in his 70's and has been a life long Eagles fan. I'm happy he finally got to see his Eagles win and that I got to experience it with him. ",
"RIP Phil",
"Lol it was literally 2 dudes holding a sign. Must represent 1+ million people, huh?",
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"Where's \"here?\" We did it in San Francisco too. Post-world series 2010, 2012, 2014 there were burned buses, broken windows, riot police, etc. It's not unique to Philly if the progressive socialist communist gay capital of the United States can burn some shit down.",
"Oh yeah? Name one of their songs",
"You lookin' at my gut?",
"I don't know man. I've been seeing snaps of Patriots fans trashing their schools up north. [Take UMass for example] (https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2018/02/04/chaotic-group-gathers-umass-amherst-following-patriots-super-bowl-loss/ic4fLTQYVBSNQOpCv4PgKO/story.html).",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"i feel like this is becoming an annual occurrence ",
"Phil bassist*",
"S",
"Hopefully he lives to see another one!",
"He did live to see them win three championships already.\n\nQuit being greedy Phil. ",
"No, the other teams will be bad",
"That certainly explains the smell in Philly..",
"O",
"...can I touch you?",
"Goodbye ",
"Yes. ",
"alchemy is on the rise, my friend",
"I thought this was about the band. Oops.",
"Turns out corpsicles have lost all rights and you will be uploaded into a computer to drive a garbage truck. good luck.",
"Okay.",
"Onya Phil!",
"lol",
"I'm an eagles fan and I couldn't have asked for a better game, both teams played very well.",
"That’s fucking amazing!!!!!! Sadly I’m starting to think I won’t be this lucky!!! 11 years ago Ottawa was in the NHL finals.... they lost... now I’m starting to feel like they will never be there again... welp.... maybe I’ll see them win if I live longer than this guy does",
"I'm finally feeling confident about the Jaguars",
"Omg I’m so happy for him 😭",
"I bet no Vikings fan threw beer bottles at him",
"Wow who would eat that?",
"I came here curious who won the Superb Owl because I didn't watch it. Also, it's a wonder I actually know who played. ^Eagles ^^and ^^^Patriots, ^^^^^right?",
"This really brightened my morning! Thanks :)",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"You know your definition of hero depends a lot on luck. Like your boat not getting blown up before you even land. ",
"99% sure this is fake. SuperBowl = moment where nerds on reddit pretend to watch football to get upvotes.",
"Starting to sound like the Seahawks too... *shutter*",
"He is THE hard core eagles fan. ",
"mathematically sports, football in this case, don't make a lot of sense because essentially it is random who wins. the best team aka \"the team with the best regular season record\" wins the superbowl less than half the time. \n\n this year my team the Eagles won (and they had the best record) so the best team won :)\n\nIt's really the playoffs that does the whole system in. ",
"He said the Texans, not the Lions.",
"Says everyone who actually isn't from/in philly. Shits average. Jimmy Gs down broad. So good.",
"He was around when Bald Eagles had full heads of hair.",
"The only appropriate answer. ",
"interesting [radiolab](http://www.radiolab.org/story/ghosts-football-past/) podcast episode about the history of football",
"Really, really bad. And they will be all sick that day as well.",
"Damn that’s just, that’s just a beautiful story. I have no other words.",
"Still waiting for the bills..",
"Grain alcohol>any alcohol\n why drink beer when liquor gets you there quicker",
"I'm seeing a lot of people upset about Philly fans tonight, primarily Vikings fans. And I won't defend assholes who assault or harass people. Philly fans can hit a real low for American sports fans.\n\nBut Philly also has some of the highest highs. They're knowledgeable and passionate and they'll let you know it. They can be loud and obnoxious, but it's because they truly love the game, care about the team, and put a lot of themselves into it. This guy's lasting faith is a testament to that. Anyone who's been to a home game in Philly can tell you how special and electric the fanbase is. They embody a lot of what makes this competition special.\n\nI know some bad assholes confuse the intense passion with just general unruly behavior, and make friendly competition not-so-friendly, but we really don't have any more jerks than the average sports team. Ours can just be loud. I hope it gets better, but, in the mean-time, please don't allow the actions of our tiny minority of buttmunches to spoil the genuine relief and excitement and fulfillment that so many Phill fans feel right now. This means a lot to us, and I hope seeing people like Phil happy can help spread that joy and make others happy too. \n\nUntil next season, when it's back on. CAW",
"funny joke. two bites at a cherry.",
"Any kid who assaults (who he/she thinks is the real) santa is OK in my book.",
"This is what middle names are for.",
"1 person or even 50 doesn't make an entire fanbase ",
"This gave me so many happy feels and I didnt even know who the eagles were until I looked them up. Scottish, we don’t really have American Football over here. We have soccer ⚽️ although I we are rotten at that too 😪",
"That make me Think about my Father!",
"another lie from the documentary? How can the media lie to us like this?",
"Well now the poor man has nothing left to live for. The Eagles have doomed this man. Shame on the Eagles for killing this gentleman and also for making Tom Brady sad. Not even Bill Belichick's icy embrace can cheer up Tom this time. Will somebody please think of ~~the children?~~ Tom Brady?",
"Viva Uncle Phil!",
"Hala Eagles, proud of this Great Man, stands over his ages, and claims our Eagles as a real fan",
"As a Browns fan, I feel like I’ll have to live to 200 to see them win a Super Bowl.",
"Okay but how fucking perfect is it that his name is Phil ",
"\"And like that, all the magic left on earth was spent.\"",
"Yes",
"does he hit the oldest fan ever existed?",
"Idk anything about baseball. Don't even live near Texas. Only a fan because the year I started watching NFL was they year they started playing. ",
"I'm a Coyotes fan in NHL so... ",
"Dude literally built the bandwagon.",
"It's like rain on your wedding day",
"Upper level, suite. Catered.",
"He **gives** his life to a Tide pod diet?",
"I",
"r/MurderedByWords",
"I just like how Tide took such a negative spin on death that it paid millions to air an ad portraying their brand as everything you’re familiar with, like, know, and recognize to form their own re-imagining. \n\nNotice how they focused on the “deter”-gent bottle and not the pods. Repetitive use of their name, a familiar Netflix star, & a modern A.D.D. Miss en scene in their presentation left this ad to stick out like a soar thumb. \n\nTL;DR\nTide brainwashed you away from using their pods using Football, Netflix, and commercials. Not a ......... commercial. It’s a tide commercial. \n\nExample I say,\n“......” you say, “Pods.”",
"How do people live that long eating Scrapple?!",
"All niceness aside, I bet he never said that. Good for him for supporting his team for so long and finally getting some glory, but the quote is just too convenient.",
"This guy is old af",
"Montreal would like a word with you friend...",
"Philadelphia Eagles is supper great.",
"Xxxxxxx hardcore",
"am happy about this and it was nice that his team won to. it made part of his life complete",
"Maybe not every team had one, but goddammit I'll live to be 99 before our beloved redskins get to the Superbowl.",
"Someone from the team needs to go shake this guys hand for being such a loyal fan! Surely Reddit could make that happen?",
"Philadelphia Phil!",
"Those are the best SB stories",
"''see''...",
"I knew it as soon as I saw this!",
"I bet he gets laid tonight ",
"Man, if he isn’t I don’t know who is. ",
"Probably like 26 years since the last one huh?",
"\"Happens all over the world... AND CANADA!\"",
"I mean if you look at the vikings subreddit you will see otherwise. On this thread though everyone has been great. ",
"FARTSMNI?",
"Let’s help him climb some street lamps!",
"https://nypost.com/2018/01/31/this-might-just-be-the-worlds-oldest-eagles-fan/",
"I was cheering for the Eagles just cause of this guy.",
"Sore*",
"That subreddit isn't for things that have no context, it's for things that sound really strange if you take them out of context (usually either sounding nonsensical or dirty). So it fits here, since it sounds sexual without the context but isn't with context.",
"That’s not the point of that sub. Read the comment as if you’re someone that has not read anything else in this thread. Read it like it’s alone. Now, see how crazy it reads with *no context*?",
"When is Cleveland gonna win one?!",
"Tide is smart enough to understand smart people know their pods aren't the problem, stupid people are the problem. ",
"Hardcore drunk sports fans getting extremely excited and finding destructive outlets for their excitement. I don't understand it, but it's a thing with hardcore sports fans in any city. Philly's just a city with a particularly large number of hardcore sports fans.",
"fjfo",
"Mustard tiger ",
"The upvote is for Phil, not OP. :)",
"Jack the Ripper was probably a woman, Phil is Mother Theresa, and Ted Cruz is still the zodiac killer ",
"Outsource it to polish lads, you got plenty of them, they are equivalent of Gurkhas in hooligan's world.",
"There's good points, yes. But it's possible for people to enjoy sports as entertainment and also be aware of the political structure and lead a meaningful life, none of those are mutually exclusive.",
"Fly eagles fly! -From Denver (go Broncos)",
"Mmm feels nice, thanks",
"That's incredible, he really spoke it into existence.",
"Plot twist phil made bitcoin. ",
"Lol and I thought I was a long time Eagles fan.",
"sooper grandpa",
"...and he died the next day. Isn’t it ironic? ....dontcha think?",
"I’m going to need a few more centuries if I wanna see the browns win",
"The Eagles were formed in 1933? that has got to be the oldest band in the world.... oh murrica sportsbowel thing OK...",
"Go Birds E-A-G-L-E-S",
"The patriots are my favorite team but when they showed him I was kinda like aww man. So I was really ok with the pats losing because I knew he'd be so happy. ",
"Yeah because fuck millie!",
"Only if they speak The Queen's English",
"And they made cigarettes as a candy.",
"Lmao wow dude that took a sharp turn",
"Somebody say PITTSBURGH?!",
"So far haven't seen a fresh prince reference on here why the hell not???",
"*Eagles win. Phone rings.*\n\n\"Hello?\"\n\n\"SIX DAYS!\" *Click!*",
"Semi-related. Took care of an old lady who was a die hard Chicago Cubs fan. All she wanted was to see them win a World Series before she died. Cubs won and she died hours later 😭",
"\nHe is the first to loot Wawa, if the opportunity arises",
"Is that a sports team? Or a band?",
"They've hired a representative from Toronto not knowing Toronto just fucks things up for the rest of the country.",
"I find it odd tat on one hand America is celebrating their veterans in the TV and on the other hand there is the necessity to have beneficial events so that the vets are not starving to death..",
"Made my night seeing this ",
"You'll eat your Pat's cheesesteak and you'll goddamn enjoy it goddamn it\n\nEDIT: E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles baby",
"Still smells better than Jersey ",
"):",
"❤️",
"Old ass nigga lmao ",
"Thanks for clarifying this :) ",
"? What? Why are you such an asshole for no reason?",
"You will never understand my friend. \n\nThere's nothing you can do about it.\n\nYou can try and understand it, but you will fail miserably . Maybe you will try some more, but you will fail again. \n\nUsually people give up and never try to understand again.\n\nBut those who continue, might just finally grasp it. But at the moment, you will never understand.\n\nThat's basically sport.",
"The definition of next level",
"-Predicted a 48 year old Phil during the 1st Super Bowl who at that point had be following the team since his early teens for 34 years. ",
"I am not an asshole. That was a joke. \nI am sorry if I offended anyone. ",
"So they won? ",
"I thought it was kind of funny ",
"Zing!",
"Why so harsh?",
"TIL the eagles were in and won the suberbowl today",
"How was your flight?",
"If there's anyone you can trust about food, it's gotta be him",
"Going for the multiple angle, like it",
"Your mums a cunt........ Did I do that right?",
"Probably. I believe that the other guy's point is that we just throw around the word \"hero\" too much. And when everybody is a hero, the word kinda loses its meaning.\n\nI mean, he may be a hero, yes, but I get the dude's point.",
"He's not a van wagger that's for certain. ",
"Is this a commercial for tide?",
"Xbox uh is bvyygggigiggg:h up p\n.L.plop.now ",
"I'm a huge Patriots fan, but when they showed Phil, I started secretly rooting for the Eagles to win. No one deserved to have their team win more than that guy. ",
"Is this who they named Philadelphia after?",
"Bunch of savage ass animals that need to be locked up and forced to do community clean up. The riots are senseless...",
"He has this thing called basic human empathy. Can be very useful at times.",
"What a lad",
"Who cares? ",
"Eagles deserved this!!!! Screw the Patriot!!!! Mandate of Heaven has passed to the Eagles. ",
"Those commercials makes me want to boycott Tide",
"You ever think about the Eagle's fans who died last year and never got to see them win a superbowl?",
"He already has lived a long life. I just hope the guy can die peacefully now. I mean, who wants to be 100?",
"Adolf would be fine too :>",
"Now he just needs the Penn Quakers to win a national championship",
"Idk maybe we should make a sign for him. Eagles fans were nice enough to make one for Millie.",
"Larry King smiles like this guy",
"Yes. I have 2 friends who lost parents last year and both of those friends wore that parent's favorite Eagles gear last night. Nice to see. ",
"I'm still reeling over that awkward kid being privileged enough to get a selfie made with Justin Timberlake. That to me was next level. \n\n",
"We don’t throw shit. We’re not savages. And shit is too soft anyway. Batteries and ice gets way more distance. ",
"Watched a mob destroy a Macy's on Barstool Sports' FB Live last night when I tuned in after watching Coverfield... Maybe 1am? It was ridiculous",
"Now he can finally die...",
"Are you 1? You better be.",
"Still waiting on the Browns to do this. ",
"Awwwwww. ",
"? If he’s 99 with a birthday coming up, then he was born in 1918. That would make him 15 in 1933. What’s the issue?",
"All good apology accepted 😘",
"My grandfather passed in September and his birthday is on the 13th too. He was only 88 but I thought it was interesting the similarities",
"Geno’s ftfy \n\nEdit: why the downvotes? That is how it’s spelled, for real. ",
"You've obviously never been to a football match in England...",
"My great uncle Dan was a season ticket holder for years. He passed away just past Thanksgiving last year, and would have loved to see this win. He’s the reason I am a dual fan of both the Panthers (I’m from NC), and the Eagles. He was one of my first introductions to football. ",
"His joy makes losing so much more palatable. ",
"Hopefully Millie's old enough to realize that a few asshole kids aren't worth getting upset over.\n\nI hope she gets better soon.",
"::DiesOnFinalTouchDown:: \"Well... I made it... aaaaargh...\"",
"This was me getting 99 firemaking and getting the Phoenix at 98",
"Interestingly, there's an Adelphia Restaurant in Deptford, NJ, just across the river. Been there forever.",
"Maybe Mr Basser should have been in the owners box. Maybe they will do the right thing and let him ride in the parade or better yet LEAD it. Heck ... they even named Philadelpahia after Phil ",
"I don't watch football but how can you say \"world champs\" for a sport that only had competitors from North America?",
"Yes! So glad that the Boston Redsox won the Super Bowl! About time I'd say! Phil Jackson is the man! Woooooo go you Cavaliers!",
"That sucks. I hope your friends are doing okay.",
"Gooey Looie's on McClellan St, is definitely the best Philly cheese steak. Hidden place, Deli up front of the store, and legendary grill in the back. ",
"I hope I don't have to wait that long for the Vikings to win a Super Bowl...",
"Psh maybe 20 years ago. Now he's the McDonald's of cheesesteaks.",
"So wonderful",
"M",
"It’s also super creepy and really weird when you take a step back and look at it.",
"Heard it yesterday, man they do great radio!",
"You can tell they film in California because of how sunny it actually is on the show.",
"Funny, that's the angle that the American auto industry took denounce safety regulations in the 50s. 99 Percent Invisible had an episode on it called \"The idiot behind the wheel\" that was incredibly inciteful.\n\nThe logic was, safety regulation would make cars appear unsafe, which they didn't want.",
"r/UpliftingNews",
".. Is the Eagles a football team, or was Phil Basser half way to the Hotel California already in 1933?",
"All I know about Torona is that the air is disgusting.\n\nI grew up in the beautiful Okanagan, so I consider Vancouver air to be a little hard on the lungs.",
"UPENN represent!",
"God bless him and all the long suffering Eagle fans. I prayed hard for a win for all of them. I hope the other long suffering franchises get to experience this too. I still worry that I'm dreaming, but I'm pretty sure I'm awake. I know some of the fanbase can be caustic but the true blue fans are the ones I am most happy for. Every fanbase has the great fans and the toxic ones. I will cherish this memory with my Dad (a long suffering but very happy Eagles fan). ",
"this is their 4th title in 100 years?\n",
"Unless it's greased",
"I was rooting for the Eagles because fuck the Pats (also because it made me happy that our boy Wentz got them there), but the behavior of their fans at the NFC championship was just terrible.",
"Phil is defined as a hard-core Eagles fan",
"Nah, she did worse things ",
"Somethins fucky",
"The real question is did he really want the patriots to win and was he a hard core Brady fan?? Think people think this is all a ruse ",
"Relevant username! :-)\n\nYep, I grew up in NW Minnesota and when I go to other parts of the country, especially the urban northeast corridor, I'm always shocked by how rude people can be.",
"Philly Phil!!\n",
"Yeah no the Vikings are not winning the super bowl next year lol",
"Good for him. Hopefully he lives a to see a few more.",
"That's awesome but.... I'll give him a week. This feels like one of those stories where someone is hanging on for something/someone and they fade away once it happens. ",
"Nah. People say r/nocontext when something taken out of context would sound really weird. Wrong idea.",
"Vikings fan, here. I don't hate the Eagles, I just hate their fans.",
"Too bad they’re gonna kill him in the riots ",
"Yes, Also THE BEST",
"I think generalizations is a better term?",
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"I mean really, everything else is irrelevant ",
"The Super Bowl wasn’t a thing in 1933. Can he see the future?",
" that was 42 i think. Edit: nope 43",
"Damn. You're gonna jinx him. ",
"> and an American hero\n\nG.I. JOE!",
"A lot of stuff is weird if you take a step back and take a look at it. ",
"https://bustedcoverage.com/2018/01/22/millie-responds-after-vikings-loss-to-eagles-meanwhile-eagles-fans-attacking-99-year-old/",
"Geno's is tourist trash. Max's is the best cheesesteaks and I'm willing to fight anyone over this.",
"Let's not pretend Max's is not the best in the city by a large margin.",
"Jim's is for college kids who are too scared to venture out north to get Max's, the superior cheesesteak.",
"100 year old Bill Burr",
"Nice knowing ya, Bilbo ",
"Bunch of hypocritical clowns. They don't deserve the Lombardi trophy.",
"If I live to be 100, I might see the Browns win a Super Bowl. \n\nI am 32.",
"He's the man",
"This just in: Rich, famous man gets great seats at sports game. More at 12. ",
"#bandwagonjumper",
"\"We're happy, let's wreck our own city!\" \n\"We're sad, let's wreck our own city!\"\n\nWhat the *fuck* is wrong with people?",
"Love the jersey and the hat HURRAH to my Alma Mater",
"And at the party I was at the Pats fans were a bunch of dicks making fun of him because someone what feeding him during the broadcast. Hats off to you sir, 100 is no easy feat.",
"Did Minnesota treat him as rudely as Philadelphia treated Vikings fans? No. Because Minnesota has class. ",
"Life probably wanted to give Phil an earlier expiration date, but Phil had other plans. Phil gave Life an expiration date.",
"Oh no worries, my apologies too as I wasn't trying to argue either, not native myself too :) I was just trying to explain myself",
"You've never heard of WVU then lol",
"Lost my father this spring. We seriously contemplated bringing a picture of him with us to \"watch\" the game. ",
"This really bums me out. I thought about this my whole drive in to work. I know we have a bad rap, but this is not reflective of the Philadelphia fans I know. Is there any thing I can do to help her?",
"What a legend! So much respect for this man.",
"What a Millie rip off...",
"Just plugging it in randomly huh",
"Tell everyone how you really feel. ",
">socialist communist \n\nnot sure you know what those words mean",
"The best cheesesteaks are over the bridge in south jersey.",
"Sources say he was spotted *next* to Eagles owner Rush Limbaugh. ",
"So fucking what? What’s your point? ",
"Nothing else need be said.",
"He became a fan when the team started. His life didn't begin then. ",
"Balogne sandwich",
"Someone call the team. Give this man a day with the team for crying out loud",
"Did they win?",
"They did. They had to move to Baltimore first. ",
"Thank god...... so happy for this man :)",
"Give this man a Paddy’s Pub pass ",
"I saw this guy flip a Prius last night.",
"Yup",
") :",
"I think a lot of Americans are totally fine with increases in veteran's benefits.\n\nThe big issue here is the mental health situation among veterans, leading to high rates of homelessness and suicide. Mere access cannot solve that issue though, given stigma leading to people not wanting help.\n\nIt's sad.",
"This is what I love to see when I wake up",
"Fuck Millie!!",
"Its going to be hard to do soon. Afc south gonna be stacked next few years. ",
"They did, and yes he was absolutely cute!\n\nI love elderly people because they’re like babies but with history and stories of the old days",
">Documentary",
"Dat nigga gon die soon",
"A 100 year old Viking fan in Philly would have been spat on, cursed, had beer poured on them, and physically assaulted. ",
"I don't actually follow the sports. Especially super bowl. Lol ",
"As a vikings fan this is allowed:\n\nFUCK U PHIL!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",
"Finger in the air- I couldn’t help but imagine “mark my words” in an old tired voice :)",
"He got to enjoy all 4 of Philly's NFL championships (bothers me that no one seems to know there was an NFL before the Super Bowl).",
"Did he died?",
"Patriots fan here. I'm actually very happy for this gentleman. ",
"Best part, the grease didn’t even work.",
"hah hah so fahny yoke.",
"Never say never must be his motto.",
"What's *yours*?",
"[The AA circle says in unison]: \"Hiii Daaave\"",
"No one's asking you to give a fuck. In fact, no one has said anything to *you* at all. Why are you acting like people talking about Tide are personally insulting you?",
"What sport is this for? I'm guessing basketball",
"If it makes you feel any better he is dying. We're all gonna die. ",
"Wow thats heart warming",
"Chicks Deli in cherry hill has won best of philly award for best cheesesteak ",
"As a patriots fan, this is the only thing that makes that loss feel a little better. We've won enough, let this old man experience the joy of winning before he dies. ",
"Spoiler: they didn’t . But the national media trope is that Philly fans are animals. Makes losers feel superior",
"I live in Iowa. Sadly it's very true. Minnesota has the nicest people. The Midwest is great. Other regions of the the country have smaller amounts of nice people.",
"Yep. And the Eagles had three NFL championships before the creation of the AFL.",
"Yeah sure. If that make you feel better",
"My grandmom died a few years ago, she was a HUGE Eagles fan. Wish she could have seen it also! ",
"I was in a bar in Boston, and the exit was pretty funny. There were a shit ton of cops, like unmarked van fulls outside of this massive bar I was at full of rowdy as Pats fans, and then everyone just got sad and went home quietly.",
"Some times. All the time if you know how to use it.",
"And the Vikings:(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"The retards of the northeast=Philadelphia ",
"What now ",
"Nah instead they canceled a bunch of AirBnBs, reservations at the last minute, and taxis were taking Philly fans the opposite direction they meant to go. Minnesota nice showing itself in spades! Come into someone's stadium talking about how they're animals and people need to be fearful for their lives when traveling to Philly (!!) and then get upset when people do. Know who didn't have any of those issues? The Falcons, and every other team Philly played at home this year. The X factor here is MN. It's unfortunate what happened to your fan, but they're just words. ",
"):",
"He was also clearly a fisherman. Guessing the middle name is John.",
"I have at no point in time in my life I understood the concept of being a fan of a football team. That said, I think I'm happier for this guy than I am for the Eagles.",
"Whoa that's too much salt",
"Everyone’s all “it’s so nice he made to the game!!” as though he’s a normal dude but he’s actually one of the richest people in Philly and could probably buy the entire stadium if he felt so inclined. ",
"If I live to be 100, I might see the Dolphins win a SuperBowl... nah, who am I kidding. ",
"Well he can easily remember their NFL championships ",
"Did you want him to put a cape on and fly away?",
"*THE hard core Eagles fan",
"That deflecting blame onto the user for a poorly designed product in a vain attempt to save face is an old, tried and true strategy? \n\nThe gun lobby has been doing the same thing for decades. \n\nMeanwhile, the actual smart people see through that shit and want Tide to correct it, because that a.) You can't fix stupid; and b.) Most the people eating Tide Pods are little kids and dementia patients ",
"Fuck man dont say 100, say like 60 or something, I cant wait that long",
"Well done sir.",
"Lmao ok kid ",
"The PPD did a hell of a job. On 5th and South, one of them have me a high 5 as he was directing traffic.\n\nI was actually shocked at how non-riot-y it was. ",
"Indeed. Everyone seems to have immediately forgotten the atrocious behavior of eagles fans not even 2 weeks ago. And the fact that these assholes destroyed their own city last night after the win. ",
"Hey this was for all the Paps and Granddads and Grandfathers. I remember my Pap used to get so mad at them in the 90’s he’d go out to the garage and yell. He died in 1999 and my dad is 60 now. First championship he’s seen. Guess who the first person I called was? 😭",
"Only reason why I wanted the eagles to win. ",
"Guaranteed he wished they could do it without the coloured folks",
"I'm sure that ~~very~~ they don't. ",
"Sad, the dying throes of a doomed franchise. The clock is ticking on Rodgers' career dude, pretty soon schadenfreude is all you're going to have. You're gonna have to root for our failure instead of your success cause you're not gonna have a top tier quarterback anymore. Ruh roh.\n\nI'm stoked, soon an entire generation of Packers and Pats fans are finally going to find out how it feels to not have a first tier QB for their entire lifetime. It's going to be amazing to watch the breakdowns as these kids realize what fandom is actually about. ",
"2 dudes holding a sign, and then thousands of tweets with the hashtag affirming the sentiment",
"Ice will literally do all those things if you get a good chunk of it. ",
"I hope he has TV on heaven, then, and there are other Eagles fans with him.",
"[Eagles fans are hypocritical retards.](http://www.citypages.com/news/we-found-the-worst-people-on-earth-video/470545663) I hope Philly gets hit by a fucking meteor, for the improvement of the species.",
"It was the style at the time.",
"Good thing he is not a Browns fan",
"Peanut butter and JAAAAAMMM",
"He's really stealing that old Minnesota ladies thunder, guess she wasn't close enough to death to get the vikings to the super bowl. ",
"Others can live to see another win, but himself.",
"I laugh at your downvotes and agree with you these men who are so hardcore into football act like they're actually doing shit besides getting piss drunk and yelling at a TV screen lol they're not even involved in the smallest bit besides funding these big time players and teams. You know everyone of their names states and movements but they don't even know you exist lolol ",
"Username checks out",
"I'm not crying you're crying!",
"Looking forward to trying Dalessandro's next time I'm in Philly. Last time I had John's Roast Pork and was not disappointed.",
"Lmao, so much salt",
"Sittin' by da owner. Favored.\n\n19 - 10. Raiders.\n\nGettin' kinda jealous? Hater.\n\nGet naked if I want. Jaybird.\n\nBut I won't cause it's cold. Layered.\n\nAussies with the long con trailer.\n\nPlayed us better than Brady. Deflator.\n\nAt least it wasn't Tide Pod flavored.\n\nYeah, that's a Tide Ad. Later.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n",
"As a Boston sports fan I remember going to way too many funerals of die hard Red Sox fans who watched every game their entire lives following the team and never getting to see their team win it all. I'm glad this guy got to watch the Eagles win it.\n\nAnd a message to all the butthurt Pats fans out there. His day is a little brighter, and our lives aren't any worse than they were Sunday morning. ",
"This post is kind of cheap seeing as GMA did a whole story on it and so did the NFL...",
"You wish death on people because... well why not.",
"you shut your whore mouth\n",
"You're gonna blame Minnesota fans for getting bottles thrown at them in Philly? Fuck off à thousand times. ",
"I wish that people were less likely to trash whatever they don't identify with. Nothing you described here has anything to do with why it's emotional for these people. You've reduced it to the smallest, bashable pinprick you could. \n \nHave some imagination and try to actually see something outside of yourself. This is decades of memories (HE'S 82!!) shared with friends and family. And when you watch a complex game such as football you learn and appreciate a huge amount of nuance's that makes the experience rich, especially when it spans a long lifetime. \n \nFor the record I don't watch football at all. ",
"As a Vikings fan, this is awesome to see! \n\nDisappointing though that when we raised up our 100 year old fan wanting to see the Vikings in the Super Bowl, Philly fans touted a “F*** Millie” banner through the streets when we played them.",
"They showed him during the game, I'm not a football fan, but I wanted the Eagles to win for him. ",
"Believe me I know, Thompson and McCarthy effectively ruined the Rodgers era with their ineptitude too so there won’t even be a ton of glory to look back on. ",
"For sure.",
"Omg thats so awesomeness!!!",
"The only reason I as a Pats fan, would feel ok in this instance\n",
"Non sports fan here.... why do you interchange tom brady with child? Do you actually hate him or is it just a sports thing?",
"Plot twist: Tom Brady's dad",
"Browns fans like pain ",
"Oh \nMy \nGod.",
"Try to imagine the decades of life and memories that this entails. And it's not a sense that he in some way contributed. There's nostalgia for one thing, and also imagine being 82. Almost a century old. \n \n\"Just a sports team he likes\" is reductive of a whole life of experiences, friendships that possibly formed initially around rooting for that team together, inside jokes, etc. ",
"In philly they’re called hoagies",
"It was clearly tongue in cheek. ",
"I read that with morgan freeman's voice, as the camera panned up and out of the stadium",
"W",
"What a sad life that your only hope is to see some worthless millionaires win a meaningless game. ",
"This almost makes losing worth it",
">gay capital of the United States\n\nthats not tongue in cheek, thats literally taken right from a Gallup poll result from a couple years ago ",
"That wasn't random at all...",
"I was disappointed the Patriots lost but it’s a good story for this guy. ",
"I wonder what he thinks of all the disgusting behavior of thousands of the other fans right now.",
"I just wish they showed me after the win. Kept hoping for it throughout the celebration. Oh well. ",
"The whole thing doesn’t have to be tongue in cheek for some of it to be. ",
"Pretty decent resturant too, if a bit expensive for my taste",
"Now he can die easy",
"Now this post just needs to get 100k upvotes.",
"Man that must have felt great for him. I remember when the Saints won, you feel like your on top of the world. Even for just that moment. Glad he got to experience that in his lifetime. ",
"Phil is Ted Cruz?\n",
"Damn I'm glad he didn't die of a heart attack yesterday due to the excitement. ",
"It was just a question, fuck, pull the stick out of your ass. Obviously you can't have it every year, because eventually, every team will have won. And old people die. So 100 year old fans that haven't seen their team win could be rare. That's why I asked the question you stupid piece of shit! And again it was just a question. Please feel free to help the world, and step in front of a bus. ",
"but you can see how that is misleading right. also my response never acknowledged that it was serious or wasnt, because even if youre not serious most of the people who call things socialist or communist in the US dont know what theyre talking about anyway.",
"GO BIIIIIRRRRRDDDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"What if they lost and his body gave out and he died right there in the seats",
"I wish they would have shown him after they won :/",
"They'll have a nice 101st birthday :)",
"If I live to be 100, I might see the Caps win the Cup.",
"Wrong pole, fool",
"But didn't they already win a Superbowl like 50 years ago?",
"Good for you Sir. You earned this and deserved it. Philly Philly... ",
"You've seen the 100 year old eagles fan, wait till next February and you might see the 88 yr old Browns fan or however long it takes. Might see a posthumous picture. ",
"Lol, most recent post in his history is in /r/Patriots. Nuff said 😎. Stay salty, my friend.",
"https://mobile.twitter.com/TheFBBible/status/955503442386042880/video/1\n\nUh-huh just two dudes",
"Truly a pioneer. ",
"Don't worry pal, my teams are the Bills and the Lions ",
"That is simply amazing.",
"Didn't he shit in someone's sleeping bag?",
"Millwall fan here. I'd like a word with you in private please",
"You bet",
"- How are tide pods poorly designed?\n\n- I’ve mostly seen middle school/ high school aged kids eating them for attention, at what point is one old enough to know not to eat bleach?",
"Same feeling here, except when it’s my team winning. Then of course I would want us to win. ",
"and that thousands that used the hashtag ",
"Was he the one with the \"Fuck Millie\" sign?",
"Did anyone get his reaction?",
"C'mon give us a bam son",
"This is how I feel about the St. Louis Blues and the Stanley Cup. :(",
"Agreed.\n\nMost people born last year have never seen the Pats win, so hopefully their time will come.",
"I think it is fair to say everyone is using him for attention. ",
"Bit of a twat, aren't you?",
"Yea, more like Philasmellphia amirite?!",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"My wife and I kept wanting the camera to cut back to Bradley, not only because he was watching with such passion, but we're pretty sure he started that game with a hat on and more sure that he ate it during the course of the game over stress.",
"Congrats old dude from a Pats fan. ",
"Imagine how long I have to wait to see the browns win.",
"100 won’t be old enough to see my Lions win 🙄",
"Milkshake duck'd",
"Fuck you asshole. I was rooting for you to die during the game.",
"Was he on the 45? I think there was a song about Phil Basser on the 45...",
"wut",
"People say this like it’s something new but they grease goddamn everything in NOLa every year during Mardi Gras. ",
"You wanna take another stab at that sentence?",
"Right now we're in a post malone era",
"It's like when the Warriors got in their first first playoffs maybe 4 yrs back. We don't even live near the bay area anymore, but my brother had to watch the game. I was like, what are you doing? He's like, the Warriors are in the playoffs. I was like, wtf you talking about, they haven't had more wins than losses in the last what, 30-40yrs? He said, yeah, that's why we're watching.\n\nAnd the thing is, Oakland was dangerous until recently (many parts are still \"no go\" zone). I mean shot and get killed in daylight dangerous, so we were just happy for Oakland.\n\nIt's like that.",
"Weezy is that you?",
"Now Millie needs to see the Vikes win.\n\nGood for him, though. They fought hard for that win.",
"We need to hunt down timberlands girl and have her escort this gentleman on the metrp to the victory celebration at their home stadium, he deserves a happy ending. ",
"Wawa: my favorite part of the South Jersey, Philly area!\n\nCause nothing else is available for miles in some parts!",
"I hope Hawaii wins super bowl before I turn a hundred.",
"Haha we hope you die too, we'll think all about you at the parade you salty motherfucker!",
"O",
"Aw is somebody sad our amazing team won? Go birds",
"Indeed I am. I am trolling but it's still a half truth.",
"its all down hill from here Phil",
"Dude, it's just a game...",
"Still fake news.",
"OK, so if I’m going to Philly, where should I get a Cheesesteak sandwich?",
"Blaming an entire fan base for the actions of the shitty ones is a pretty solid analog for racism",
"We will win again next year. Go birds",
"Aww, so sad. Nobody cares. Every team has fans who suck",
"As a native of Boston and a Patriots fan this stort softens the blow.",
"This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen ",
"Never has to go to sleep! Alexander insomnia ",
"Phil is the reason for Philadelphia's name :^)",
"I’m a die hard Patriots fan and this made my heart so happy. ",
"Now I know who won...good job. ",
"Ogh my god we get it everyone should hate philly fans, fuck off while i have my parade",
"Remember that time when the eagles played the Vikings who had a similar elderly fan who was 100 years old named Milli? And they walked down the streets with a sign that said fuck Milli?",
"He looks like he ate Philadelphia",
"What a bandwagon fan. True Eagles fans own a pet eagle.",
"... Is... Is that not a story you should tell at parties? Was it not a cool story?",
"I saw the name and was waiting for \"dies in his sleep after watching the Eagles win the Super Bowl.\"",
"And now, finally, Phil Basser can stop climbing poles.\n\n",
"Well now the poor man has nothing left to live for. The Eagles have doomed this man. Shame on the Eagles for killing this gentleman and also for making Tom Brady sad. Not even Bill Belichick's icy embrace can cheer up Tom this time. Will somebody please think of the children? Tom Brady?\n\n",
"hate to be a buzzkill but I believe his last name is williams, not wilson ",
"How did I end up on facebook?",
"This guy knows.",
"Are you battling big pharma by refusing to take your Thorazine? Bad idea",
"Now he can die.",
"I was thinking that wasn't Eagles founded only in the 1970's, but then I realised this wasn't about the band. Carry on.",
"I like the Vikings.\nWhen my team wins, I think \"yes.\"\nWhen my team loses, I think \"no.\"",
"Better? ",
"As if you don't have hobbies. Switch up a few words in your comment and it would apply to any hobby I bet you have. ",
"😑",
"Hobbies people are actively involved in. I'm specifically talking about people who WATCH football you're doing nothing ",
"Can I ask why?",
"Rock On!..Congrats! I am happy for this guy.",
"I... I don't even... huh?.... yes.",
"What's wrong with you, fuckhead?",
"But at least, he gon' die happy. ",
"Mama’s Pizzeria in Bala Cynwyd. Best one you’ll find. ",
"Hey this is dad. You're adopted.",
"Thanks, friend. It is. I'm not even a football fan.",
"I didn't even watch the game but I'm glad the team with the funniest fans won",
"Just smudge your clothes first",
"Miss the LA Riots? \"Fuck you rich white people just to show our disdain we're going to burn down *our* neighborhood!!!!\" \n\nRioters never made sense to me. If you're mad then go to *their* hood and trash that place! ",
"Always be aware of people playing the long con.",
"Happy cake day!",
"Watching football is a hobby. Can you honestly say you've never routed for anyone who isn't yourself?",
"Please keep posting stories that make me feel better about losing last night ",
"Considering he broke his arm after he fell off a roof while cleaning some gutters while well into his 80s.. I wouldn't doubt it. ",
"This time they used hydraulic fluid on the poles. ",
"In heaven there are no utility poles, it’s all wireless. ",
"still salty",
"Socialist Seattle checking in, apparently everyone loves rioting over everything.",
"Have you ever thrown a party where you didnt have to clean up after it?",
"IDK how well that hydraulic fluid is going to affect your crotch. ",
"And not a \"part-times\" Eagles fan.",
"Congrats PB - soak it up brotha ",
"Filthydelphia",
"RemindMe! In 1 month about Phil ",
"Poor wittle guy, did the football fans call you names or give you a booboo?",
"I wonder.. I know he was a part of the Conservatory Corps around that age. Planting trees and helping to build a national park deep in the woods of PA. ",
"Stud. Enjoy. ",
"This gave me so many happy feels and I didnt even know who the eagles were until I looked them up. Scottish, we don’t really have American Football over here. We have soccer ⚽️ although I we are rotten at that too 😪\n",
"I'm not a terribly religious person, but he was, so I'd like to think so. :)",
"Yeah, tons of Philadelphians in Vancouver I guess.",
"I say it’s a half truth because in US culture, if you wear the uniform, you are automatically labelled as a hero. Military is no different than the rest of the world, you have a holes, jerks, cowards, normal people, brave people and heroes.",
"That seems kind of dehumanizing",
"I hope so. Sorry for your loss.",
"Glad it's not just me. User is a dick or a troll, neither of which is good..",
"It's part of people having pride in their city.",
"My husbands grandpa is a life long Cubs fan, he’s 102.",
"Also Jim's got that roast pork. ",
"Awesome! Glad he got to see it. ",
"I hear tell he lit the first couch on fire last night",
"As if I needed another reason to love seeing the Eagles kick the Patriots asses! ",
"Happy for him but rip patriots",
"I take it the Eagles won this \"superbowl\" thing?",
"Yes. Yes. Yes. ",
"Thank you. I'm happy you you both got to expierence that.",
"Riot juice! ",
"Me too. I hope our lord and Savior delivers us one in the next 3 years.",
"Pshh, bandwagon",
"That news article was a wild ride. ",
"So what you're saying is that Mr Basser was wrong. \n\nif L>=100\n then Eagles=Win\n else Eagles!=Win",
"Fiber? No idea...",
"My grandma was a Cubs fan who lived to be 102. We have decided she was the jinx because they won the World Series shortly after she died. ",
"So sorry for your loss. ",
"Go to West Grove, PA and the surrounding areas like Kennett and Oxford. The air reeks of manure like nowhere else.",
"What point are you trying to make?",
"Didn’t they just say Santa Claus? Are you shit flingers illiterate as well? ",
"When they showed him on TV during the game he was wiping slober off his mouth...this man is the real MVP!",
"A nice gesture, but if not, you watching, along with any siblings if you have them, is pleanty. Piece of him in all of you. Sorry for your loss.",
"Seriously, this isn't even a high quality picture, I subbed to pics thinking it would be hd pictures of landscapes or animals, or cities or anything. But it's pretty much just facebook now",
"Meme Magic is gonna get Vegas the Stanley Cup. Maybe we can harness the power. ",
"What a stud. ",
"I'm sorry, who are you?",
"Was the first one looking in the mirror",
"Why? I know nothing about football. ",
"H",
"Sounds like a cool lady.",
"I wanna not like the guy after what the Philly fans were doing to Millie but that would be classless of me",
"I understand that point, definitely. But I meant more as why you said it at all, not the half truth part. Just trying to see where you're coming from.",
"He was at the stadium! He seemed to have all his faculties during his interview, too",
"Truth. Glad he got too see it. I bet he was so excited. ",
"I don't know, the comment I replied to sounded like a line from a rap song so I finished it. I don't know why I do these things, but I enjoyed it, so I guess it's worth it. Huge waste of time, though.",
"I think it’s funny to annoy people.",
"That's a nice thought. Thanks, friend.",
"The youth.\n\nThey rap.",
"Ashton Kootcher",
"No, small parts of his life essence are actually contained within each Tide Pod. This is why those brave warriors who consume the pods will slowly gain his life force as they become stronger with each pod they power up. I’ve personally done like ten today and I can feel the strength of a hundred year old man coursing through my veins. ",
"I see, then you must not laugh often.",
"The one and only, big homie COPD.",
"As a Jets fan living to 100 probably won’t be enough.",
"Not if you're throwing the shit of a heroin user, you guys have plenty of those!",
"Happy for the old timer. I honestly wonder how they find these people though. Does a reporter go out there and ask “who’s the oldest eagles fan you know?” and then goes up the age chain ",
"That guy is messaging people to kill them self. Sounds like he's an entitled little shut",
"Back in the day when Phil was still young I bet he was hucking batteries and throwing beer bottles at opposing fans. It had to come from somewhere right? ",
"Pats nation says enjoy that win Phil or as at least I will now call you, Philly Phil. ",
"As a Canucks fan, seeing the Cubs and Eagles finally win, I am both ashamed of my impatience and at the same time greatly concerned at how long it may take to win the Cup.",
"Keep on going, Blue! ",
"Came here for this.",
"Beautiful! Congratulations Mister!",
"But he'll never get to see the Steagles win a super bowl, and he's old enough to have watched them play too.",
"Lol defending your terrible fans by calling people racists. Every team has jack ass fans. But I have never heard of another group of fans being as terrible, disrespectful, and classless as the eagles fans were. They're now tearing apart their own city for fucks sake. ",
"And assault.",
"He's just adorable.",
"Nah, it was 43",
"Hey, Phil, how does it *feel* to be named Phil in Philadelphia?",
"Philadelphia Phil",
"*dies before 100, ruining the prophesy*",
"He’s so happy the Frankford Yellow Jackets beat the Providence SteamRoller.",
"Had a girlfriend whos grandfather was 89 or something and a raging 49ers fan. Everything in his house was a 49ers item...glasses, napkins, everything. The dude just had a normal job in his younger years, was not affiliated with the 9ers in any way other than he lived in SF. \n\nThis was super depressing to me, devoting your life to a business that you had nothing to do with. But he had fun so I was happy for him.",
"As someone who’s a Pats fan, reading this made me really glad they didn’t win last night",
"This line is offensive",
"He was seen carrying the \"Fuck Millie\" Sign",
"The way he wrote it is a little off. He didn't get to sit next to the owner because he was such a great fan. He was able to because he was rich and famous *and* a passionate fan. In fact, I bet if you offered that seat to a casual fan, I think he would've taken it if only for the spread of snacks. So yeah, I know what he's saying. Cooper has been a passionate and vocal fan who probably had a childhood fantasy of his favorite team winning it all while he watched, and how it actually happened probably ticked all the boxes that his fantasy had. But the biggest factor in all that was his own wealth and fame, not some transcendent passion for the Eagles.",
"Fuckin bandwagons ruin sports ",
"Do you get a bigger gun to kill the boss? ",
"Throwing full cans of beer at Vikings fans and their children shows a complete lack of any class whatsoever .",
"I'm a giants fan but if rather see the eagles win that the pats. Stories like this also make it easier lol",
"That's some really good weed.",
"My gma turning 98 in 2 weeks... hates the pats, she had a good sunday lol",
"Ah, well if you didn't feel anything I guess it's crazy to think others might. Superb logic.",
"Coyotes fan here as well. Been one since they were the Jets. No idea why really as I'm from WI. For some reason I liked playing as them in NHLPA 93 so it stuck. Some years I think I don't owe them anything living this far away, but I can't bring myself to hop on the Blackhawks bandwagon.",
"They are poorly designed because they look like candy and come in an easy-open tub.\n\nAgain, you can't fix stupid. But those are just the ones that make the news (and at that, only because they go viral) and there's comparatively very few of them. P&G, parent company of Tide, spends more money on advertising than any other company in America^^1, probably the world. They don't want the 6 o'clock news talking about toddlers or granny eating detergent, nor should they--it'd be old news since it happens multiple times a day.\n\n^^1 https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/10-biggest-advertising-spenders-in-the-us-2015-7",
"When they announced his presence during the 3rd quarter, when the Pats were effortlessly marching down the field, I got really worried that Tom Brady was going to kill an old man this year.",
"Philadelphia Phil! ",
"It's funny because they started the Superbowl some 30 years after he said that...",
"And you have a store devoted to Crocs at the Mall of America",
"Exactly. Something off with the math there. But glad he lived to see this day nonetheless ",
"It's a Simpsons reference... The reverans wife always says \"will someone please think of the children!\"",
"As much of a patriots fan I am, I can proudly say I'm glad they lost just so he could see his team win. ",
"Back around the time when the Steelers won their first Superbowl with Roethlisberger my grandfather (Mom's side) had just passed away a few months prior to the game, he had basically bred his entire family to worship the Steelers, and they won the game right after he died, everyone was in tears, happy/sad etc. This time around, my dad had been an Eagles fan for along time, and he just passed away less than a year ago, something told me the Eagles would win this game.",
"https://youtu.be/1SiylvmFI_8",
"I’m pretty sure I’ll never see 99 but I did see him on the television ",
"No. Tide ad.",
"Yea, we've reached peak meta where first it was cool to shit on eagles fans, then it was cool to counter that with examples of all fans shitty deeds, and now I think we're back at the point where it's fuck Philly and their shit eating garbage fanbase.",
"Phil has seen some riots.",
"Jesus Christ. The team wins and the fans choose to scream at the opposing fans just trying to leave the stadium. Is everyone in Philly an asshole?",
"I can't get over how awesome and feel-good this story is ☺️",
"Do recall though, we still have a good team, one that probably would have put up more than 7 points in the NFCC. Watch for the Vikings regression. ",
"He will probably die now.",
"Did you forget your /s?",
"That makes sense. I've had a few of their steaks, and they're fucking enormous. Now I know why he would be out of breath at press conferences.",
"I just got to get a steak there after Christmas for the first time in like 6 years. It was still as good as the last one I had.",
"I think you're underestimating the power of a divine being. \n\nClearly, if you want the poles to be greased then, for you, they are. If someone else doesn't want them greased then, for them, they aren't.\n\nTwo people could be climbing the same pole at the exact same moment and it would be greased for one of them and un-greased for another. All they while stripper angels are dancing on that pole for anyone who truly wishes they were. ",
"Indeed you're correct. ",
"RIP that 100 year old Pat's fan",
"Idk Jason, I think we’re gonna end up disagreeing on this. I prefer self-regulation/personal responsibility over forced regulation that caters to the lowest common denominator. ",
"Oh well I stand corrected. Even though nearly every outlet mall in America has one of those it's MUCH worse than being a violent asshole over a juvenile game. ",
"Yup!",
"Plus you make tater tot casserole",
"Inb4 \"no we're just blunt and honest it's best that way\"\n\nBluntness is just an excuse for having so little empathy for others that you don't bother to spare the minimum amount of effort to express feelings in a way that even approaches diplomacy. You can be honest and still be nice y'all.",
"You use Cheese Whiz on your cheesesteak sandwiches. ",
"I'm from Seattle, I didn't even watch the game",
"Yeah I'm in South Carolina and I didn't watch either. ",
"And it's \"tater tot hotdish\" not cassarole.",
"Vancouver and Montreal sports fans would like a word. ",
"I don't usually trust those awards but I imagine it's a good sandwich. I stick with Gaetano's or DeNic's ",
"You're the 4th poorest state",
"Wasn’t the Super Bowl first played nearly 30 years after that comment? Dude is a visionary bruh. ",
"I'm from California. ",
"They won NFL championships prior to the existence of the superbowl in 1967. The superbowl was developed to pit the NFL champion and the AFL champion against each other after the two leagues were merged.",
"I'm from Nova Scotia, Manchester is my favorite football club",
"Agree to disagree. However I think we can all comfortably agree Pat's/Ginos is hyped up dog food.",
"That's not football. ",
"It was like 2am when I posted this. You are correct ",
"Have you ever played jai alai?",
"This is his Wikipedia page. Scroll to his [Medal of Honor](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hershel_W._Williams) action. Basically took his flamethrower with little cover and flanked to Japanese machine gun pillbox placements and wiped them out. Also straight up wiped out a group of Japanese bayonet charging at him with his flamethrower.",
"That’s a long time to be 99 years old",
"I had to Google that. Looks dangerous af. Doesn't that ball come back at you after it hits the wall?",
"whatchya lookin' at my gut fer?",
"And now, finally, Phil Basser can stop climbing poles.\n\n",
"It clearly wasn’t serious.",
"Or the bills",
"I had the privilege of supporting a friend, who is a die-hard Eagles fan, through the end of the regular season (when it was clear my team no longer had a shot at the big game) and postseason. His reaction when the game ended was priceless; pure, raw emotion of waiting so long for his team to finally claim the Lombardi Trophy.\n\nMy hat is off to you, sir - congratulations on the win! The Eagles worked tirelessly all season. They, and their fans who never stopped believing, deserve this moment!",
"he was in a commercial too",
"Food > clock management. Brings instant credibility to the spot when I tell out-of-towners he used to eat there",
"I still hate all eagles fans...",
"WHAT UP CHUBBY'S AND DALE'S!",
"Fuck him and the rest of Philly's fans",
"Up in Canada ... we have some very hard core Eagles fans! ",
"It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife",
"Genuine hero.",
"I was wondering this earlier. Either way, I’m glad it happened. ",
"Sounds like something in a Queens Speech by Lady Leshurr",
"Sorry, it's just really hard to see that when thousands in your home stadium mocked our chant, and thousands used the fuck millie hashtag on Twitter to mock a 99 year old vikings super fan, and our fans were harassed just trying to leave your stadium.\n\nI've heard many stories of toxicity and harassment of Vikings fans when they visited Philly for the game. \n\nIn the case of Eagles fans, your loud, obnoxious minority really hurts your silent majority's image. ",
"Go ahead and have your parade. A super bowl is won every year, disgusting fan stories like this are not an annual thing. ",
"Do you watch movies? If so then you're also doing nothing ",
"Why isn't someone capping on this old guy? Poor Millie",
"Yeah we literally dont give a shit but dont ever come to this city then if ya hate it so much you miserable cunt",
"Yea you just eat shit (no seriously there's a video of a guy eating horse shit after the win).",
"Stay classy man",
"How are we supposed to read your lips on the internet, you daft piece of fucking shit?",
"It's uh.. yeah it's not. \n",
"Go check your city. I think it's still on fire.",
"He must have max prestige his flamethrower",
"I guess it's just that I have never heard of a person's childhood goal being to meet and sit with their favorite franchise's owner. You'd think a childhood goal would be to meet/sit with the player(s) or coach(es).\n\nOverall it was just an interesting statement and worded strangely.",
"Bruh you are an Idiot, you know nothing you little wanker, this man has seen some shit, been through shit you will never experience, this has nothing to do with your fucking loser team. this thread is about this old man.",
"Nothin classy when we win and get to rub it in all your faces baby",
"Well I guess now he can go to heaven a happy man ",
"I mean, not me. Some psycho in an Eagles jersey ate shit. Probably from Jersey",
"I’m sure they that very better",
"Did they perform Hotel California? ",
"If what makes me feel better? Was literally just explaining the context. ",
"People were posting that all over Vikings social media posts as well. Wasn’t just the guys holding the sign, unless they’re just that dedicated. ",
"I’m a pats fan and I was upset last night but just because of this guy, I’m happy they lost. ",
"If you weren’t rooting for the Eagles since their inception then you’re a bandwagon fan ",
"Ah, didn't see that. ",
"You little shit.",
"good for him",
"Anybody know what his workout regiment and diet plan is? I’m tryna beat this Mark and turn into the green arrow so I can have history books written about me. ",
"he’s from Philly and he used to know people from the organization back in the day",
"I remember a fan, I think it was last year, that passed away. He had been a lifelong Eagles fan and he requested that some of the players be pallbearers at his funeral because \" he wanted to be let down by the Eagles one final time\".\n\nOf course, the team didn't honor his request. Instead, his pallbearer friends wore Eagles jerseys. I wish he would have lived to see his team win it all.",
"Bro I know damn well that dude was asleep half the game. ",
"Philly has the worst fans in every sport.",
"So that means he will be dead by April ",
"Nah that's a young mans game, he's burning down cars",
"Yeah, its pretty sad. We need another civil war, that's how we won last time\n\n/s",
"Can confirm just moved to 5 miles from the California border from philly area and holy shit the weather here is amazing ",
"At the start of the game we met him. I then decided to cheer for the Eagles. Well done old man. Be glad you’re not a Toronto Maple Leaf fan. ",
"Eh, it was an honest question. It's not the IFL (International Football League) after all",
"Waiting for a video of him flipping a car.",
"Lol I’m not even an eagles fan, I just know bullshit when I see it.",
"The ~~hero~~ **hoagie** philly needs but doesn’t deserve\n\nFTFY\n\n",
"Extremely relevant, informative, and interesting. I don't see the problem here.",
"wow it sounds like 99 year old men are full of shit, too",
"Thank you officer. ",
"Phil pre-dates Santa Claus!",
"Fly eagles fly 🦅🦅🦅",
"Yeah, never said it was good. Just correcting another redditors spelling error. Because, you know, I’m feeling uppity. ",
"Based on what I saw, after this photo he immedately set his house on fire to celebrate ",
"Bradley Cooper is limitless!",
"Agreed... on behalf of all Philly fans, I apologize. We’re really not all bad. Definitely passionate, and proud, and that can turn into disgusting behavior from select groups of fans. I was on Broad St last night and not once did I feel unsafe. Fans were just so happy, dancing to music, cops were high-fiving people. Easy to hate Philly fans when all you look for and are shown in the media is the ugly parts. ",
"12 hours later, and no pic?? Surely that's the kind of thing you get a pic of even before considering the internet..",
"...yes ",
"As a giants fan, I would have been content with him not seeing the eagles win a super bowl ",
"He IS THE CITY ",
"Don't even wanna hear it after the eagles fans we're so rude about cute little Millie. 😤",
"But I'm not an asshole, so I helped clean up even though I didn't have to.\n\nI don't understand how people leave their table at a restaurant a complete mess, for example. You're not the one actually taking out the trash, but you certainly can spend 10 seconds organizing it a bit.",
"Thanks for your kind words. My siblings both are out of state but we kept in touch through the game by text. My mom watched with my family. ",
"i was joking",
"I am actually a Patriots/Brady fan. I was just being silly. Brady has won so many championships already, I think he is ripe for goofing on when he loses one, and as /u/mlarney said, it was a Simpson's reference stuck on at the end.",
"Phil’s plan is quite obvious ! Be a super fan of anything (Eagles for him), and enjoy longevity. ",
"We all could be a little like Phil in terms of his dedication!",
"Bradley has got nothing on the Phil!",
"Phil doesn’t need feces. His lifelong dedication to the Eagles is intimidating enough to opposing fans.",
"Ah, just notice a lot of bad comments about him lately. Curious was all",
"He gets a lot of hate because he is super good, so he gives other teams trouble, and also the Patriots are like the villains of the NFL because they win a lot and sometimes are accused of bending the rules/cheating. Add both of those together and both the Pats and Brady get a lot of trash talk thrown their way, especially when they are involved in the Superbowl. ",
"They were good, then they changed cities and mascots and two years later won a super bowl",
"Hello friend! I hope I phrased my comment so that people knew I was only talking about some Eagles fans. I feel bad for those of you (the majority, I'm sure) who are good, kind people that aren't part of the mayhem. It's not right to lump the good in with the bad. \n\nMillie's granddaughter is on Twitter (I'm not sure if I can give her handle here or not, but Google will provide the info in a quick search). Maybe you can send some positivity her way there! I'm sure Millie is kept updated on all of the nice things people are saying about her online. ",
"Glad to hear you all celebrated in your own way. ",
"He definately looks like hes thrown quite a few beers at people over the years.",
"I know, just wanted to point out that I however was not just trolling.",
"Are you young? I used to hear this/ask this same question when i was like 13 and thought it was earth shatteringly new/enlightening. it similar to that old joke of \"how can we have ms. universe pageants if it isn't including every planet in the universe?\" \n\nthe answer is because you can (but im sure you already know that but wanted to be a smart ass for whatever reasons)...and because not everything is logical. people can simply say world champs without an international football league, it doesnt fucking matter at the end of the day. add to it that american football is pretty much local to, and popular in the US...it makes sense to claim \"world champs\" because its not like many teams in other countries are playing the sport competitively, and certainly not at the level of teams in the US...so it kind of holds up, too. ",
"Scream, throw full beer cans, put cigarettes out on the other teams jerseys, etc",
"His entire comment history is nothing but being rude. Don't bother with him.",
"Dies before next month. Ha",
"Now I'm not so sure you were joking..",
"it would seem we have reached an impasse",
"Damn, wish I could have seen that.",
"Ha, yea, Im done.",
"This is the 3rd time you've said that this week... I am starting to think its not a joke. ",
"Been pretty hammered past 2 days. \nGonna ask my buddy if he's cool with his ass being on the internet. ",
"Fuck yeah",
"E",
"I’m sure there are some replays on YouTube of it. ",
"Not as of my last search. :/",
"Thank you! I understand where all the hate comes from, but it makes me sad to see all of negative things on Reddit. The majority of us just want to drink beer, celebrate, and climb a street lamp (jk). It's no longer fun when it becomes hurtful.\n\nThis, combined with the fact that I lost my grandmother this year and would kill to have her back, really made this story sit with me I don't have a Twitter but I will do some searching. Thanks again!",
"Damn :( sorry friend!",
"ya but there are certain things that are harder to understand than others",
"true i am not taking that into account, but the root of those rituals and memories doesn't seem strong enough to me to have sprouted all that. i used to play soccer and watching soccer just made me want to go out and play i couldnt really get into watching others play it so i dont understand why people who never even played the game enjoy watching it so much, im not trying to belittle them for liking just saying its hard to understand from my point of view",
"I do.",
"Lmao",
"But it was! Thanks for explaining.",
"That's completely fair and personally I didn't take issue with your comment. It's plain wrong that you're at ~-75. ",
"Clearly.",
"Granted, mine lacks any sort of branding, but.. If I happened across a picture of my own ass on the internet, I'm all but certain I wouldn't recognize it\n\nAnyway.. **Provided you remove any EXIF data prior to posting the picture**, your friend's ass will remain as anonymous as ever, except among the select few with whom he's already willingly, um, *exposed* his secret :) ",
"And in a utopian futuristic society where everyone has altruistic goals, access yo a good education, and attentive parents, that would probably work fine.\n\nHere in the real world, for every one example of that working out \"okay\", there's half a dozen examples of that turning to total shit.",
"And he doesn't look a day over 200.",
"I saw him on t.v at the game and I said they have to win it for him. So happy he saw the first ever Eagles Superbowl win!! Love the Eagles and am so happy they won.",
"My son in law made an Eagles commercial with Santa sitting in a diner with the snowball. He's made many commercials for the team.\nMy daughter and son in law still have the commercial snowball at their house. It wasn't snow I think it was Styrofoam .\nThe commercials can be seen on flyeaglesfly.com",
"d'awh",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"No no it happens in Canada and therefore the world. ",
"Lmao this is fucking awesome ",
"Refrigerator. ",
"Absolutely not a waste of time, this was the highlight of my night! Refrigerator. ",
"What has my life become",
"Lmao noooo, first you piss out of your ass for a few days.....then your shit makes dat ass bleed like it's virgin territory. ",
"i think the rioting might been just contained well enough there was no problems else where",
"go quakers",
"Ah i see. Your original wording left it ambiguous so I thought you meant Genos was the best.",
"I went from PR to Broad and Pattison, rode up 7th to South st and then 5th to Callowhill and then up Kensington Ave.\n\nThe places that you saw on TV were where Rich people live, but I assure you that the entire city, every neighborhood was partying.\n\n",
"I'm 30 years old, my man. But I did go to an inner-city school. I was always envious of my classmates' ability to freestyle - we'd be on the bus home from our football game, and they would freestyle about the coolest shit the whole way home. They could just come up with the most creative stuff off the tops of their heads, it was awesome.",
"I’ve had them, but their steaks aren’t shredded, and they use cheese whiz. And they’ve gotten thinner. Might have been better and more novel when they had thicker steaks. But it’s all too much now. I enjoy Jim’s on South if I do say so myself. ",
"https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=3s&v=hn-_8gUquLg\nAnd\"there's that time I killed a man \".",
"Huh. So what you're saying is, Eagles fans come up a bit short in the class and decorum category compared with fans of other teams... \n\nI think you might be onto something here. ",
"Still ain't as fun as chunking a rock ball at some dumbass. I guess you just gotta be southern to appreciate it./H",
"What the fuck are ya doin Phil? ",
"Listen here you little shit",
"Phil from Philly feels felicitous from factually foreseeing fulfilling festivities.",
"That gimmick gets used at least once a year in many sports so technically you just stole it from whoever did it last season and get over the fact that you lost you fucking crybabies... \nWe WON it, didn't steal shit ya bitch",
"Trash people.",
"As a Patriots fan, this guy made me feel a little less awful about losing. Still horribly awful and refuse to talk about it, but less so. ",
"!remindme 6 months",
"Good for you Sir. You earned this and deserved it. Philly Philly... ",
"As a pats fan this the only bright side of losing. Glad e got to see them win!",
"We went to Jim’s based on a local recommendation when we were there. The place is so small, but the food is *HUGE*. Not to mention delicious. ",
"So glad you got that recommendation and that you enjoyed it. I tend to take visitors there for a real Philly cheese steak. It's definitely not what most people are familiar with but sure is tasty",
"The onion material right here... 100 yr old doesnt get to see his/her team win a championship before he/she passes away",
"Wow this is amazing! My grandpa is 87 and grew up in West Philly and has never left, I have never seen him as excited/happy as he was when the birds won the superbowl. I love stories like these. GO BIRDS! ",
"Nobody cares that the old Vikings fan lady is never going to live to see the Vikings win a Super Bowl.",
"is he still alive?",
"[Yup](https://247sports.com/nfl/philadelphia-eagles/Bolt/Eagles-fan-Phil-Basser-celebrates-100th-birthday-115907496)",
"so it's like several months late but what",
"What what?",
"What's the context who's millie? ",
"It’s hard to tell, but I found out who his grandson was, found his Twitter, found posts about his grandfather, the last one he made was on March 6th about his 100th, and since there are no more recent post about him I can assume his is not dead, therefore he is most likely still alive and kicking."
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Phil Basser, a 99 year old Eagles fan since their inception in 1933: “If I live to be 100, I might see the Eagles win a SuperBowl.” He was at the stadium tonight & turns 100 next month.
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/r/pics/comments/7vceqk/everyone_is_talking_about_that_kid_meanwhile_this/
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[
"Gotta have that side chick phone",
"his friend just wanted a picture too ;)",
"I thought the same. Probably just being a good dude. \n\nHe's wearing the wrong team's jersey but that's okay. /s",
"Kevin Gates would be proud"
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Everyone is talking about that kid, meanwhile this guy in the background has 2 phones...
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[
"Not just cute, that's beautiful!",
"Idk like looks a bit freaky to me\n",
"Albino",
"Is that an albino snek of sorts?",
"Yes. Yes they can. Love the composition and colors"
] | 7 |
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Snakes can be cute too!
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/r/pics/comments/7vcmtt/lost_110lbs_in_about_10_months_here_is_christmas/
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[
"Congratulations! That’s amazing! How did you lose your weight? ",
"Wow you look great! Good work man!",
"Thank you! I do low carb. 20 or less a day. I tried it all. Calorie counting, Slim fast, Nutrisystem, etc. Low carb just worked for me. :-)",
"Thanks!",
"That’s awesome. I started on the Keto diet a month ago. I haven’t got much to lose but I just wanted a better way of eating! \n\nWell done 💪🏼",
"Honestly, very little for the first 90. The occasional walk. \nThe last 20lbs came off with 45min on a stationary bike, and 15 min of free weights. 5 days a week...pretty much. I wasn't die hard about it or anything.",
"I bet your little man is proud! Congratulations!",
"So the kid was weighing 110lbs?",
"Great work!\n\nKeep at it",
"Yeah. Once I put his fat@$$ down, it was a real load off my shoulders.",
"Great work! It's tough to find time to take care of yourself when you've got sprogs but so worth it! ",
"That's just amazing :) \n\nthat's what a real new year resolution is ",
"Wow. Very impressive ;) ",
"I want to be a cunt to you but honestly good job losing weight and best of luck",
"I went from a 48 (started trying in October ‘16) and been wearing a nice 36 waist since November ‘17. It feels good man. My metabolism boosted so much I’m not even gaining wait anymore. I can eat a half dozen donuts (which I’ve done twice recently, I can’t help myself 😩) and be fine. I only eat on average 1500-1700 calories a day and my job keeps me in shape so I indulge pretty much whenever now. ",
"That is fantastic. I can't really break or I gain. My job is chained to a desk, so I'm not presented with many opportunities to be active. Congratulations on your loss as well!",
"you look great! Congrats!",
"You even got a better shirt! Congrats man!",
"lmao so what jealous mf comes through these weight loss threads and downvotes every comment?\nsad as fuck.\n\ngood work OP i threw upvotes all around.",
"Do you gain the ability to make dad jokes at:\n\n1) The moment of conception\n2) Learning of your impending fatherhood or\n3) The child’s actual birth?\n\nNote: this research may be used as a talking point in the abortion debate",
"I’m down 70lbs after 1 year on low carb/high fat lifestyle. Went from a 42 to 34 in jeans, and XXL to XL in shirts. I don’t even recognize the new me when I shave my neck because, you know, I now have a neck. You’ve given me inspiration to stay the course for another 25!",
"You also lost a good 10 years! Congratulations!",
"Much obliged! I feel like that too. ",
"That is awesome! I know that feeling well. Keep it up. I don't know the policy on links but if you're in the US, check out Sami's Bakery. they have some of the best low carb bread I've ever eaten. I order from the religiously. Shipping is astronomical, but worth it. I make my own Pizzas. It is sublime. ",
"Definitely 3. Lack of sleep triggers an evolutionary mutation in the brain that activates the Dad joke gene. You don't even notice it. You just wake up one morning spouting that nonsense.",
"Made a Fathead pizza last night for Super Bowl along with smoked buffalo chicken wings. I make cloud bread pretty regularly for backpacking sandwiches. Love the recipes I find here on reddit!",
"TotalBiscuit?",
"great work\n",
"another wholesome thought, that kid just got another 10 years with his dad, atleast. =)",
"Better to have had and lost than to never had at all... "
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Lost 110lbs in about 10 months. Here is Christmas 2016 vs 2017. Went from a 46 to a 36 trouser.
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/r/pics/comments/7vcnyk/my_sister_drew_this_for_her_art_class_called_a/
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[
"This is one of those few instances that you know you did good. Its amazing.",
"It's very nice. Just don't ask her why the man has a giant scrotum on his shoulder. ",
"Certainly better than most can do.",
"I think your sister is awesome!",
"I’m torn. I don’t want to be negative because it’s art and I appreciate anyone’s attempt at art. That being said it is very generic. Well done, but generic. Tell her to keep practicing and not give up. There’s a lot of potential in this piece. But it’s not special. I’ve seen this level of art work from 4th graders. Again I’m not saying it’s bad. It’s just not that original. I hope you post more of her work. I’m excited to see her grow. ",
"/u/Dropshot30_303, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Dropshot30_303&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vcnyk/my_sister_drew_this_for_her_art_class_called_a/?context=10\\))"
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My sister drew this for her art class called a Zen-tangle . She if wondering if it is any good.
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/r/pics/comments/7vcoq0/surrounded_by_phones/
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"*Photo credit: Christopher Polk/Getty Images/Getty Images*",
"During his performance, he literally told the audience to get their phones out to light up the stadium...",
"[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/1314/)"
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Surrounded by phones.
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/r/pics/comments/7vcpk5/this_little_guy_was_on_my_chair/
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"You live in Florida?",
"No California, the same just a little drier ",
"Ah! Little buggers like that one were all over Tampa. "
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This little guy was on my chair
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/r/pics/comments/7vcq05/i_dont_know_who_the_artist_of_this_is_but_its/
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"Man that's so degrading and inaccurate. Leia was never that dumb and useless.",
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"LOL Trump amirite ",
"Art-wise, there's something funny going on with her legs...",
"He's not that skinny",
"Aw man...I think for someone who chose to be a trophy wife she's handling this pretty well. I don't think she expected to be first lady. ",
"no no, it would be Ivanka in the gold bikini",
"This is uncomfortable to look at.",
"Uhh.. in what way?",
"Eeki huge weeki. Gum Trumpa walla. Mekeeco buildo solo.",
"Nothing funny, just a chunk missing from her left thigh. Dumpsters got hungry and thought it was a chicken wing once. ",
"Hahaha",
"Man I didn't Know Jaba's character could be compared to someone who has the most powerful economy and military under his influence... Nice. \n ",
"How does trump's dick taste?",
"In the way that OP thinks it has anything to do with politics and reinforces their opinions. But it's shit art.",
"Roger that\n\nEdit: some research into her life and the reality of their relationship might pose them in opposite positions. ",
"By her usual expression I don't think she expects *anything*.",
"Yeah, because supporting the POTUS calls for a homophobic joke to be made. /s",
"Your blind servitude based on title and title alone smacks of dictatorships. Edit: the joke is not homophobic. It's indicative that you love him so much you're sucking his dick. I don't know what is or care about your gender. ",
"LOL! Tastes Better than Obamas dick up my butt feels. Obama jacked my healthcare premiums 30% higher. One is tolerable. The other is pain!!! I'm not even gay.... but 30$ is 30$. :)",
"Mine didn't increase at all.",
"Hateful demonstrations such as tis will simply empower Trump's base and get him reelected.",
"If you're talking about health insurance premiums. Which is what I am assuming you are talking about. That is wonderful I'm happy for you. If you are talking about your pay. I am sorry about that. ",
"I did not agree with obama's policies myself. But I never feared sudden nuclear war from him either. ",
"I don't want Government (or one man) to control everything. Trump has actually decreased the amount of regulations by roughly 1500 in the business sector. He's also not moving the pieces of government around (meaning amendments to the constitution) to set up authoritarian control. So therefore not a dictatorship. Your arguments are false and lame. My name here on Reddit was formed due to my favorite team. Not some glory of communism or authoritarian control. ",
"Ummmm. That threat has been around way longer than Trump. Does anyone forget history? Cuban missile crisis, That one time one Russian guy in a room decided not to \"retaliate\", Every time NK gets a new leader they bark.... I mean this isn't something Trump has escalated. We've been capable of destroying ourselves for a long time now. Twitter account removed trump hasn't done anything to cause nuclear war that hasn't been seen before. ",
"Sure. He hasn't called him little rocket man, or short and fat, or compared dick buttons.",
" You didn't say anything about all that before, simply respect him because he's POTUS. He's only decreasing regulations so he can get away with more shit. I can't believe how blind Trump lovers insist on being.",
"\"twitter account removed\" the only new piece. ",
"HEY GUYS DONALD TRUMP SUCKS!!!! UPVOTES TO THE LEFT, THANKS ",
"Get away with more shit? Cutting regulations gives everybody in the private sector more power to do shit. It gives less power to the government to do shit. Trump is in government right now, his power comes from being in the government, not the private sector. If he was adding regulations to the business sector then you could form the argument \"he can do more shit\" because his power over the private sector from his position in the government would be increasing. If you're worried about his power in the private sector from his own private businesses increasing due to the loss of regulations from the government you are mistaken. If his businesses or investments were benefiting from the less regulatory climate his net value would have increased over the past year and a half or so. Which if you take a look, his net value has decreased. \n\nI am not blind. Trump is not the worst thing to happen to existence. Subjective truths and morals are. ",
"Brilliant",
"Technically wrong. She’s not a slave, she’s a gold digger. ",
"You can't just... disregard a huge portion of his person because it's inconvenient to your worship. ",
"I never said he was the worst thing. That would be ridiculous. Have you forget that presidents are not presidents forever? And government regulations are important to protecting people. Or would you rather we all eat and drink untested or regulated water, food, and medicine? ",
"Fair enough",
"The \"love trumps hate\" left everyone..",
"Well Jabba did have really ugly followers. Seems comparable to me.",
"Love it. If beauty is in the eye of the beholder what are you saying? What if to Jabba they were beautiful? Could your statement undo his? ",
"Should have been Ivanka instead.",
"Cock in blender. Now that the image is in place, do you want to make a smoothie?",
"Artsy. By the way, in between those legs, it looks like a golden frog.",
"Lol. ",
"This is an insult to Jabba as well as the Princess. . Please take it down at once. \n\n",
"For me, it's the eyes... ",
"I would've gone with more Flintstone pushup tones on the facial area "
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I don’t know who the artist of this is but it’s quite good
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/r/pics/comments/7vctqf/my_grandma_used_to_take_polaroids_of_her_cat/
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[
"Your Grandma was obviously well ahead of her time...",
"A true Redditor before the internet existed!",
"Your grandma created Inception.",
"Is the cat in the polaroid in the polaroid sitting next to a polaroid itself too? How deep does this go!?",
"Sadly no, it’s only one level deep in catception.",
"Genius"
] | 6 |
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My grandma used to take polaroids of her cat sitting with other polaroids of her cat.
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/r/pics/comments/7vcu9b/philadelphia_right_now_dilly_dilly/
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[
"PATRIOT FANS TO THE PIT OF MISERY! DILLY DILLY! ",
"DILLY DILLY!!",
"The lubricant on the poles idea didn't seem to work",
"Stop that. ",
"Never!",
"What she said",
"Philly, Philly...",
"Cloverfield was right! Hadrian collider has split the world in two!",
"[It's completely insane there right now](https://youtu.be/tPIAkpuQm8M).",
"They used lubrican. It’s different. ",
"Freaking crazy and it's not enough for the Philadephia police to stop the thousands of crowds.",
"What happened?",
"Call in the national guard.",
"They're missing out. Already watched it. Was fantastic",
"I was right there for that! "
] | 14 |
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Philadelphia right now - DILLY DILLY!
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[
"That's awesome. Great work!",
"Thanks! ",
"Taken*",
"What kind of plant?",
"It looks like it took the jump to hyperspace ",
"I didn’t get a chance to look! Was too busy taking pictures of the plants "
] | 6 |
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My favorite pic I’ve ever took :)
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/r/pics/comments/7vd20x/my_wife_at_sunset_on_grandmas_old_blue_chair_rip/
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[
"The colors are fantastic!",
"Did you haul the chair around getting pictures of it in different locations or just this one? ",
"Is your wife alive? What does “rip” mean?",
"I think the grandma had past away ",
"But I think the *chair* passed away.",
"I think the chair ripped.",
"Maybe all 3 in a tragic chair based accident.",
"so sad for the chair... it didn't have to be this way!",
"reminds me of fallout. maybe beacuse i'm listening to jazz lounge music",
"So sad. Its tearing me apart!",
"RIP to who? the wife? the chair? the grandma?",
"/r/titlegore or /r/subredditsimulator? The world may never know. This is like a serial-posting Markov chain bot.",
"Nice Doc's",
"Who farted?"
] | 14 |
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My wife at sunset on grandmas old blue chair. Rip.
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/r/pics/comments/7vd53j/my_cakevelvet_cubes/
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[
"This is art. I am on your Instagram now and it keeps giving. Amazing.",
"Thank you so much!",
"Cool. I'd eat that.",
"Almost looks photoshoped.",
"Are the little black things the cubes are sitting on also edible?",
"Fairly sure that's slate, or something similar.",
"Wow! How did you manage to pour and stamp those so consistently?"
] | 7 |
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My cake...velvet cubes.
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/r/pics/comments/7vd5i8/lol/
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"Can someone tell what is it about?",
"omg! Are you living under a rock???",
"/u/zimbabwetelevision_, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/zimbabwetelevision_&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vd5i8/lol/?context=10\\))",
"I too seem to have found myself living under a rock. Could you please enlighten us both?",
"This “boy”is the star of the NFL half-time show! He was oblivious to the events around him. JT was dancing beside him and he was just busy using his phone "
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Lol
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/r/pics/comments/7vd5mx/i_just_noticed_that_a_drunk_kevin_hart_was/
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[
"Lol glad I’m not the only one who spotted this, I think he said fuck while live.",
"Had you been lucky, you may have also spotted it when it was all over the fucking front page of reddit just a while ago. ",
"That could've easily been any of the Hart family...",
"/u/icanhasforcepush, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/icanhasforcepush&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vd5mx/i_just_noticed_that_a_drunk_kevin_hart_was/?context=10\\))"
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I just noticed that a drunk Kevin Hart was attempting to get on stage during the Vince Lombardi ceremony but was turned away
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/r/pics/comments/7vd750/oil_on_canvas/
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[
"Ok.",
"Whoa, this is amazing!",
"Thank you",
"Are you the artist, Nnadi Ikechukwu?",
"Hide your kids, hide your wife...",
"Very well done. The sweat drops are real, right?",
"No, he's my childhood friend.",
"They were painted too.",
"Amazing artist!"
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Oil on canvas
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/r/pics/comments/7vd9a7/snow_fall_tonight_from_my_new_apartment_watkins/
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[
"Be wary of that phone booth, it looks like a new way into Narnia...",
"I have been in that phone booth and can assure it's all good!",
"Ok, good. "
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Snow fall tonight from my new apartment. Watkins Glen, NY.
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/r/pics/comments/7vdbz0/the_amur_tiger/
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[
"Fierce and beautiful!",
"Grandpa Tiger?",
"I wonder why the orange coloration works in both snow and jungle.",
"Forest leaf litter.\n\nTigers only live in forested environments, and by definition these places do have a summer.\n\nSnow makes cool pictures, but for a huge chunk of the year SE Russia is not gonna have snow.",
"glorious",
"God I love tigers",
"‘Cause it will fuck you up in both environments. ",
"majestic as fluff."
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The Amur tiger
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/r/pics/comments/7vdda3/my_dad_use_to_make_lazymans_grilled_cheese_in_the/
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"George foreman does the same thing but lying down lol",
"That's a toasted cheese dammit",
"/u/victrixx, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/victrixx&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vdda3/my_dad_use_to_make_lazymans_grilled_cheese_in_the/?context=10\\))"
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My dad use to make lazy-man’s grilled cheese in the toaster when I was a kid. I would have gotten him one of these! Had no idea they actually made something like this!
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/r/pics/comments/7vdevr/keen_to_try_out_this_new_game/
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[
"Is there a Mexican willing to pay it for me?",
"I died when I noticed the cinderblocks are almost as big as his hands ",
"It has to be see-through though, so please put the cinderblocks in sideways.",
"Great photoshop. Tremendous. The best shop ever."
] | 4 |
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Keen to try out this new game
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/r/pics/comments/7vdfej/despite_the_ghost_hand_im_going_to_wife_this_girl/
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"Congratulations! ",
"Can I have the first born pupper?",
"I hope you have an incorporeal ring for her ghost hands."
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Despite the ghost hand, I'm going to wife this girl so hard
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/r/pics/comments/7vdfi0/took_this_back_in_2013_on_what_ever_iphone_i_had/
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"The whole building is a huge super-conductive antenna that was designed and built expressly for the purpose of pulling in and concentrating spiritual turbulence. Your girlfriend lives in the corner penthouse of Spook Central.",
"Post it on r/EvilBuildings <3",
"Love it !!!!",
"Still better than a lot of photos taken on DSLR’s",
"I wish I could take awesome photos even if by accident.",
"Coincidentally I too took a photo with all iPhones I owned back in 2013: ",
"iphone ad of the hour ..",
"She most certainly is a beaut Clark. ",
"Reminds me of Heaven's Arena for some reason.",
"The dark tower and the crimson field."
] | 10 |
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Took this back in 2013 on what ever iphone I had at the time. Probably still my best and most favourite photo.
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http://i.imgur.com/ntI9jgA.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7vdfxf/when_the_sun_is_directly_overhead_in_hawaii_it/
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[
"My eyes started hurting just looking at this picture",
"I have seen this picture before, but the geometry of it all still amazes me. \n\n[Eratosthenes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eratosthenes) used this to calculate how big the world was in 286 BC. \nEat this, flat worlders.",
"Fake. The sun couldn’t be directly over all of them at once.\n\n(/s)",
"When the re is directly over the post it looks like an image uploaded every day.",
"So hot right now",
"\n\nAt least change the title, dude... \n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Lahaina Noon, a phenomenon where the sun hits a spot on the earth in an exact 90º angle, making objects seem like they don't have shadows.](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/6x9y27/lahaina_noon_a_phenomenon_where_the_sun_hits_a/) | 27764 | 5^mos | interestingasfuck | 922\n[When the Sun is Directly Above Hawaii. Shadows are turned off.](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/6hatg6/when_the_sun_is_directly_above_hawaii_shadows_are/) | 248 | 7^mos | interestingasfuck | 22\n[When the sun is directly overhead in Hawaii, it looks like a bad video game render](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/64tqsh/when_the_sun_is_directly_overhead_in_hawaii_it/) | 2665 | 9^mos | interestingasfuck | 45\n[When the sun is directly overhead in Hawaii, it looks like a bad video game render](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/64tdgx/when_the_sun_is_directly_overhead_in_hawaii_it/) | 121717 | 9^mos | pics | 2305\n[Lahaina Noon shadows, or lack thereof.](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/4osqzd/lahaina_noon_shadows_or_lack_thereof/) | 522 | 1^yr | interestingasfuck | 40\n[Pictures during Lahaina noon, the time when the sun is perfectly above in hawaii make objects look fake.](http://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/4nxfm6/pictures_during_lahaina_noon_the_time_when_the/) | 445 | 1^yr | woahdude | 17\n[No shadow effect](http://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/7hbn5f/no_shadow_effect/) | 138 | 2^mos | oddlysatisfying | 22\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/r/pics/comments/7osze9/when_the_sun_is_directly_overhead_in_hawaii_it/)*",
"Na, someone just disabled shadows to get better framerates",
"My eyes got hurt looking at this pic",
"Repost. Actually four of them.",
"Its not fake, It's called Lahaina Noon. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lahaina_Noon",
"Repost (no pun intended)",
"This is definitely a boundary break in the matrix.",
"I'm going to upvote this entire post just because I think this coment is so good and needs to get some love. "
] | 13 |
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When the sun is directly overhead in Hawaii, it looks like a bad video game render
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/r/pics/comments/7vditv/when_jt_asked_the_crowd_to_put_their_phones_up/
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[
"I'm hoping the day comes when the audience holds up flamethrowers 😂",
"Concert being held..... in the Thunderdome!",
"Two men enter, one man leaves!",
"Nothing wrong with either and I do remember the times before smartphones too...\n\nWhat's wrong is the fact that people usually do record whole performances with their phones holding it high above their heads standing straight and steady... That's what wrong and sad - going to a live performance just to record it and watch at home. Wtf??"
] | 4 |
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When JT asked the crowd to put their phones up and light up the stadium. It made me kind of sad and I missed the days when.
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/r/pics/comments/7vdmre/missourian_drivers_overwhelmed_by_snow_fall/
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[
"People need to learn how to drive in a dusting of snow.",
"It was actually a pretty substantial amount that fell yesterday...",
"That's even worse, these people then should have known they needed to drive much slower, or not at all. It's not new information that ice is slippery and that snow is ice. The fact that so many accidents happen every time a slight amount of snow in a place that very occasionally gets a small amount of snow baffles me.",
"And exactly how much snow fell?"
] | 4 |
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Missourian drivers overwhelmed by snow fall.
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/r/pics/comments/7vduf6/this_quite_phalic_looking_tim_bit_from_tim_hortons/
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[
"A little bit of Tim in every bite..",
"That’s no tim bit. \nThat’s a tim dick. ",
"Maybe it would be easier to manage if you just started with the tip."
] | 3 |
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This quite phalic looking Tim Bit from Tim Horton's
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/r/pics/comments/7vdvbx/decided_to_draw_tonight_for_the_first_time_in_a/
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[
"Looks like a tattoo. Cool! What was your medium? Charcoal pencil? ",
"Thank you! I initially just used graphite pencil and went back over it with a fine point sharpie! ",
"Whoa, that's fucking awesome. I know nothing about art, I was poorly geussing."
] | 3 |
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Decided to draw tonight for the first time in a while, taking inspiration from my favorite hobbies. Camping, and hunting Native American artifacts!
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/r/pics/comments/7vdx22/i_drew_a_map_of_a_place_i_made_up_the_regions_are/
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[
"That’s really good!",
"That’s really good!",
"I recommend this sub r/imaginarymaps",
"Thx man"
] | 4 |
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I drew a map of a place i made up. the regions are named after their former kings/queens. (sorry for the awful handwriting)
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/r/pics/comments/7vdyeg/somethings_not_right/
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[
"The miss conception of doing a challenge that brought many teens to poison. I don't understand why do they do that and who the hell started that kind of challenge.",
"While I agree, my submission was regarding the dissonance on the right side of the page",
"/u/FroggyWentaCourtney, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/FroggyWentaCourtney&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7vdyeg/somethings_not_right/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 |
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Something's not right
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/r/pics/comments/7vdzjj/a_truly_amazing_snow_dragon/
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[
"That’s pretty dope ",
"Awesome.",
"Adverb adjective or adjective noun?",
"Morgan Freeman's ultimate weapon in his battle against Dinklage.",
"Other dads hate him",
"I thought the new season of game of thrones was only due 2019.",
"Don't worry, Elon will help us slay it. ",
"This [was at Zehnder’s Snowfest](http://www.wnem.com/story/34369865/slideshows-ice-and-snow-flying-at-zehnders-snowfest) in Frankenmuth Michigan. [Here](https://imgur.com/a/j3uBU) are a few other entries.",
"It must've been a little unnerving to sculpt two beautiful dancing women, with a pair of pig testicles staring you down.",
"I need to drop everything and attack it before it kills any NPCs that might have future quests for me.",
"Amazing! ",
"Never seen a snow Tigrex before",
"Needs an imbedded flamethrower behind that palate and then shit, the videos.",
"psssh, totally fake.\n\nthis is *obviously* a real dragon covered in snow",
"This is where I live! I can see that building (my aunt's yarn store) from the window behind me.",
"thats a wyvern not a dragon. get your facts right!",
"I saw the picture and immediately knew it was the frankenmuth snow fest (I live in Reese)",
"Reminds me of crawling dragon from yugioh",
"Probably easier than molten tigrex.......anything is imo",
"I've been to Frankenmuth but didn't know they had a snowfest.",
"Yup, they've been having it [for 26 years](https://www.zehnders.com/zehnders-snowfest-frankenmuth-mi/).\n",
"Interesting. I lived about 30 minutes away from it for about 5 years and never heard about it till now. ",
"How to train your station wagon. ",
"Poor guy his head must be so heavy",
"I can't believe someone would go through all that work and it's only temporary, shit is depressing",
"Grabs switch axe and legania armor. \n\nLet’s do this. ",
"It should be named SpaceX",
"Game of Thrones did it better",
"Fellow Michigander checking in! This is only 25 minutes from me and it's awesome to see in person. Snowfest is a fantastic attraction to check out in the winter if you're ever visiting the mitten state!",
"It's crazy how snow just falls and creates something like that",
"Desolation of Snowg",
"That is cool! Thanks for the link!",
"I cast simulacrum",
"Racist white dragon, everyone knows they are black...",
"His head, wings, and tail are weak spots.",
"10/10 would slay with my mall ninja sword",
"I don't know man Giant Brachydios messed me up nearly every time. ",
"Asshole parking his dragon across 3 parking spaces",
"Viserion! ",
"God damn it, I only have fire protection gear on."
] | 40 |
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A truly amazing snow dragon
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/r/pics/comments/7ve1lh/st_andrews_cross_spider_been_chilling_outside_my/
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[
"Looks poisonous ",
"Harmless - my wife is more dangerous haha ",
"Poisonous or not, I would have to kill it with fire to be able to sleep at night. ",
"Awesome little fellahs. \n\nUsed to get plenty of them round my place in Darwin. Haven't seen one in a while though, reckon the bastard magpie-larks ate them all. :(",
"I think these are also called \"zipper\" spiders",
"Nah, they just eat flys and stuff. You want these around!"
] | 7 |
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St. Andrew’s Cross Spider been chilling outside my house for over a month now
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/r/pics/comments/7ve8cc/the_most_normal_pole_photo_of_all_time/
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[
"Still not as wierd as this boner I have right now.",
"This makes me Thorny.",
"Stop T-Horsing around",
"Hammer out the details. ",
"Beta Ray Bill sure sure has fallen...",
"Am I mjölnir one that has this exact fetish? ^^^\\(I'll ^^^show ^^^myself ^^^out, ^^^thank ^^^you)",
"all these puns are making me very thankful i chose the hammer over the ukulele.",
"Still worthy, though."
] | 8 |
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the most normal pole photo of all time
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/r/pics/comments/7ve99o/as_a_brit_who_has_spent_the_last_4_years/
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[
"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?",
"What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?",
"The thing about Arsenal is that they're always try to walk it in!",
"Wear that in Michigan and see how it goes lol. ",
"That’s called a bandwagon ",
"I wear my Ohio State gear in Ann Arbor often enough. No one actually gives a shit if they aren't frathouse drunk on game day.\n\nBesides, if you have to be in Michigan, go Spartans!",
"I didn't have anyone say anything to me but I wore a Buckeyes championship shirt somewhere I was working in Detroit. I didn't realize why everyone was mean mugging me until a co-worker pointed it out. ",
"Reminds me of the time I was in Glasgow for a month, and I liked the color of the Celtic jersey I saw in the store, so I was gonna get one. The guy I was with looked at me in all seriousness and said \"You can buy that, but don't you wear it around here.\" apparently I was in a Rangers part of town and fucking around is just not done regarding ones choice of jersey."
] | 8 |
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As a Brit who has spent the last 4 years traveling, this t shirt is applicable for all sporting scenarios
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/r/pics/comments/7ve9b7/attention/
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[
"But, i wouldnt put my d!ck in food. How am i supposed to eat? Using feet?",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utensil",
"seeing this while waiting for the dentist. makes me uncomfortable ",
"Jokes on them! I put my dick everywhere.",
"Fingers don’t contract STDs as easily though ",
"Well I guess that means no more fingering my ass ",
"Note to self: never cut or squeeze lemons ever",
" A feminist would take this as discrimination ",
"So I shouldn't put them in my mouth?",
"I’m pretty sure this is just seen as a challenge by a whole section of the male population. ",
"It's [Current Year]\n\nWe're putting dicks on nipples and even one dick on another dick\n\nWelcome to the future",
"Bloody witchcraft.",
"You deserve gold for this comment.",
"My underwear?",
"my man. ",
"Why not? The folks over at /r/selffuck^^^NSFW have proved you can put it in there.\n\n",
"Jokes on them! I **used to** put my dick everywhere.\n\nFixed that for you :)",
"I wouldn't put my dick in a glove so I shouldn't wear gloves anymore? ",
"YOU deserve gold for THAT comment. ",
"Oh, thenks.",
"*you* deserve gold for *that* comment",
"..and vice versa ",
"It says wouldn't not couldn't. ",
"Some things you can't unsee bros",
"Unless you’re a beekeeper that isn’t fond of using gloves.",
"False. I would not put my dick in some Ethiopian food. But it will definitely catch these hands",
"It's gold all the way down. ^^^I ^^^hope.",
"Rules out:\nHugging family\nHigh five-ing my friends\nShaking hands\nPicking food out of my mouth\nNose picking\nEar scratching\nI'll stop now",
"\"Would you like the local or general anesthesia?\"\n\n\"LOCAL!!!!!!!\"",
"Sigh. I am going to have to eat salt and vinegar crisps with a spoon.",
"No more shaking peoples hands then.",
"But, just the fingers aren't gay, right? Right? ",
"seems like a sign you'd find on ole uncle bumblefuck's shop",
"Likewise for surgeons.",
"There is not a single more satisfying feeling than when you finally manage to get a hard to reach obnoxious booger out of your nose with your penis. Pure bliss....",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat ",
"Gold diggers.",
"If the 'Pain Olympics' has taught me anything, they accepted this challenge some years ago already.",
"Omg... bad advice for reddit..... one word.. coconut......",
"I did a plant tour last week and our QA director gave this advice. It was met with a resounding round of head nods and silent agreement.",
"Bowling ball?",
"But what if I’m a girl?",
"only for men?",
"> d!ck\n\nDoes changing the i to a ! really make any difference? You can say dick on the internet. ",
"Is that a challenge?",
"Ok, I will never make silly faces for myself and my children. ",
"#YOU DESERVE GOLD FOR *THAT* COMMENT ",
"Looks tight",
"That'll be a really helpful warning when those gears are rotating",
"well why not?",
"BME Pain Olympics. ",
"and you never tried anal...",
"You're trying to tell me you wouldn't fuck a lemon?",
"Lmfao, you sure are a wise man ",
"My dick wouldn't fit. ",
"I'm used to writing it like that. :P",
"That's what I was thinking. Anyone know what kind of machine we're looking at that either holds still enough or rotates slowly enough that the warning could be read? ",
"It's actually poor advice. Just think about it. Why would you put your dick in a dirty gutter? You wouldn't & you very probably shouldn't. And yet, safely putting your fingers in there could be important. ---They're not wise words. They're jokey words. ",
"Veterinarian",
"Keep your dick in a vice!",
"Clit",
"^^^tiny ^^^^hands",
"But how can you read the sign once the gear is spinning?",
"It's not that they're not sexy, they know what they did.",
"I can say with a good deal of confidence that those gears will be covered by something (probably a metal panel) while in use.",
"Soooo it's still ok to put my fingers on the roller grill at the gas station. Good.",
"I have ten fingers, but only 1 dick. I can afford to lose one or two",
"I wouldn't use those on my dick either.",
"Fun fact: this is how my maternal grandfather lost a finger! When he was very young he jammed his right index finger into a gear, so he only had 9 fingers when I was growing up.\n\nGood thing he didn’t stick his dick in it or I would have never been born!",
"I ain't sayin' that",
"Straight out of the horses mouth!",
"I think I'd rather be unconscious when he shoves his dick in my mouth. Just cause I can't feel it, doesn't mean I still wanna *watch*.",
"That link will stay forever blue.",
"Tell that to a veterinarian ",
"How are we supposed to know if it’s stinky then?",
"Gonna have to take yoga classes to pick my nose.",
"Well I'm glad I can still pick my nose",
"Imagine if your teeth were as dry as those gears, then you ate hardtack? D:",
"I usually wouldn't give a fuck and go in, but i'm eating. Not that it matters",
"Well that is the best warning sign I have seen.",
"The safety sticker appears to be stuck on the moving gear. Or is it an illusion and its actually just stuck to a piece of clear acrylic or glass? ",
"Mortician...",
"I guess my fingers are free to roam.",
"\"...and that is why I didn't floss\"",
"It's not rape if you make your own hole.",
"Asian..",
"I wouldn't wrap my dick around around itself, does that mean I shouldn't jerk off?",
"Make sense",
"try harder with your photoshops everyone",
"Sucking your own dick is one thing, but fucking your own ass is some master level shit. ",
"even better idea would be to put some friggin guards over those things to remove even the morbid intention",
"These are wise words we should live by",
"So if I get some margerine on my finger and suck it off, I should also...\n\nNo, no. Nevermind",
"Wait....",
"> I usually wouldn't give a fuck and go in, but i'm eating. Not that it matters\n\nI bet you are... 🥗",
"IT'S DICKS IN THE DICK OWNER'S OWN ASS. \nTHERE'S EVEN ONE WITH THEIR OWN DICK AND ANOTHER MAN'S DICK IN THEIR ASS",
"Live a little.",
"Good life advice right there",
"Guess I should stop shaking people's hands",
"I would never put my dick in a work glove, so fuck those. ",
"/r/OSHA",
"A wise choice my friend ",
"You have it the wrong way ",
"Wrap it before you tap it, bruv.",
"Directions pretty clear. Started masturbating.",
"Does this count for picking your nose?",
"Is it gay if I’m unconscious?",
"Get ready to gargle",
"Sign language teacher...",
"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is fake.\n\nI know, crazy, who would lie on the internet? But it's a hunch",
"Even at high speeds if it slows down enough just at the top you can read the sign.",
"I suddenly would have an urge to stick my dick in there.",
"An anonymous redditor liked [your comment](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) so much that they gilded it, giving you reddit gold.\n\n\n\nreddit gold is our premium membership program. It grants you access to [extra features](https://www.reddit.com/gold/about) to improve your reddit experience. It also makes you really quite dapper. If you have questions about your gold, please visit /r/goldbenefits.\n\nGrab a drink and join us in /r/lounge, the super-secret members-only community that may or may not exist.\n\n> **Did you know:** The chemical symbol for gold is AU, from the Latin word \"aurum\" meaning \"shining dawn\" and from Aurora, the Roman goddess of the dawn. In 50 B.C., Romans began issuing gold coins called the Aureus and the smaller solidus.\n\nWant to say thanks to your mysterious benefactor? Reply to this message. You will find out their username if they choose to reply back.",
"Instructions unclear... plz help...",
"Hey, buddy, forceps ain't fingers. ",
"Pianist",
"Warning- never photoshop stickers onto moving parts where they would obviously not be stuck in real life",
"I also like to wipe my but with my dick ",
"One-fingered glove?",
"Assing your own fuck?",
"That's gonna make picking the banjo real interesting. ",
"Jass to Mouth ",
"Not if the balls don't touch. ",
"My name is Dr. Spaceman and I'll be inside you today",
"Even in the palm area???",
"Birdhouse ",
"You son of a diddly!",
"Am Asian. Can confirm. ",
"How then will I wash the blender? ",
"one of these is not like the other ",
"Condoms is the equivalent of gloves, dick gloves",
"Username checks out",
"It makes it more exciting ",
"[Everywhere?](https://gfycat.com/FlawlessThankfulIvorygull)",
"What if my kink is putting my dick near big metal gears?",
"That's not a good comment, people put their penises is all sorts of things.",
"Better see if you can grab them to slow them down",
"Favorite sticker ever",
"Should have included the warning in braille. Don't exclude people with disabilities. ",
"Reminds me of a saying I was told when I was young and working in fabrication by and old veteran of the game: “never put your finger in a hole that hasn’t got hair around it”",
"Thank you for your service. ",
"why",
"what kind of loser eats pizza with a fork?",
"Probably won't because it's photoshopped",
"I think a lot of guys would put their dicks where their fingers don't belong if we didn't have to go through the hassle of pulling our pants down",
"Sucking your own ass, now that's how the pros do it.",
"\"Words to live by.\"",
"https://i.imgur.com/UgP9qnF.gif",
"Brothel OB/GYN",
"So I shouldn't put my fingers in your mom's mouth, op?",
"This reminds me of my favorite joke\n\nBill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own.\n\nA few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, \"What's wrong, Bill?\"\n\n\"Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?\"\n\nHis wife gasps, \"My God, Bill, what happened?\"\n\n\"I got fired.\"\n\n\"No, Bill -- I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?\"\n\n\"Oh, um, she got fired, too.\"\n\n",
"OP knows, what grinds a mans gears!",
"Words to live by.",
"I stand by what I said",
"What about the women? ",
"Instructions unclear, dick stuck in gears",
"instructions unclear, dick stuck in vice. ",
"shut up bird!",
"Fingers can be put: In underwear, certain orifices on the human body, hanging above toilets. Should otherwise be kept in underwear inside pants. ",
"Bad photoshop. The sticker is at a different angle then the gear it's supposedly on. ",
"So.... No more nose picking..\n\nTime to invest in a mini suction pump..",
"What about females?",
"Is that a challenge?",
"photoshop :(",
"After cleaning teeth for 5 years I started to develop this weird mouth / finger fetish. Your dentist might like your mouth. ",
"I always say, “never put your fingers where you wouldn’t put your face.” The message gets across just as well.",
"I don't put my dick on dogs but I still like giving them pets",
"You would if you could.",
"You underestimate me.",
"As a chef, this logic isn't linear with other disciplines ",
"Now I'm thinking about all the places I've put my fingers.",
"...Who hurt you?",
"What happens when the gear turns and the warning message isn't visible?!?!\n\n...\n\nNo sticker telling me what to do? *I wonder what would happen if... I just...*",
"But I put my fingers in my mouth when eating, my dick on the other......wait, this is actually pretty solid advice.",
"Just use your hand to slow it enough to read",
"Im sure there are exceptions to this rule but I can't thinks of any at the moment",
"Not true I would stick my dick in a butthole but not a finger",
"McGlovin",
"So not in crazy. Got it. ",
"Username checks out ",
"Sage advice if you really think deep on it.",
"Instructions unclear: dick sliced off by cogs.",
"Idk, I'd reverse the order of operations on that one.",
"Guess I'm never washing my ass again",
"I understand photoshopped pictures are common in this sub, but come on...",
"Well what do you think us dentists do when you are knocked out? Our fingers aren't the only things we put in your mouth...",
"Back in the day, a female friend of mine came home from college one weekend and I had heard that she was quite promiscuous and I did not have a condom. So I, in fact, put my fingers where I wouldn't put my dick.",
"Mike Rowe...",
"r/OSHA",
"how would you read this when its attached to a rotating gear?",
"Words to live by ",
"Guess I can keep picking my nose then :)",
"Condom free style",
"You're doing God's work, my friend.",
"or your dick..",
"theres a pretty funny one on the conveyor belt at work says something like danger keeps moving. i duno ill double check it today i dont work til 3. lol",
"Tomorrow's TIFU: \"TIFU by sticking my dick, then my fingers, into the gears of some machine\".",
"What about in the mashed potatoes ?",
"Those damn whore stealing lemons.",
"...bitch!",
"It only looks that way because the inner circle of the gear has an off center cut the pattern throws off the perspective. But even if it is shooped since the sticker itself looks fake, they do have these on machines I've seen them in person.",
"I don’t know. I’ve got 10 fingers.",
"This is the motto at r/OSHA ",
"I would get my dick stuck while trying to read the spinning warning. ",
"For me, it’s any part of a woman. ",
"So women are intelligent enough I guess.....",
"Plumber checking in. ",
"Is that the WORST advice? ",
"Well I believe you, since you can't lie on the internet.\n\n\n",
"No more handshakes I guess. Or I should start asking for handjobs more often.",
"I have came in gloves since I was 15... saves a lot of mess and feels better because you can keep going..",
"Masseuse ",
"r/evenwithcontext",
"Instructions unclear. Area looks safe. ",
"\"Now you might feel a small prick in your mouth\"",
"But not proctologists",
"It's photoshopped on there",
"Live stock inseminator. ",
"What if I'm into this?",
"I probably wouldn’t stick my dick in a bag of flaming hot Cheetos ",
"r/osha",
"Alternately, it's a custom sticker. I know, crazy, but they're pretty easy to print.",
"So I should fuck my dinner? ",
"How else would you get ribbed penis?",
"r/funnysigns",
"Said no one ever ",
"rule 1 of occupational health and safety:\n\n**every** warning has a story...",
"Like that South park crazy scientist!\n\n\n",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ0B6kvFy-k",
"Definitely good advice ",
"I'm doing the same thing wierd. ",
"Never tried the glove in towel trick?",
"What if the person is a woman? That seems like a flaw in their sticker-system.",
"Something something, OP's mom. ",
"/r/OSHA",
"*He used to put this dick everywhere. He still does, but he used to, too*.",
"I'd put my hands in ground beef, but not my dick ",
"\"Do not touch\" - Willy hmmmmm good advice\n",
"chefs",
"You aught to see me make a salad ",
"Can't read the label if its spinning",
"So how am I supposed to change my cars oil filter then? ",
"Stick your finger in first, you've got ten of them",
"this is transphobic and BMEphobic",
"That is a brutal sentence.",
"They said that about anal, and now i like lady bootyhole more than vagene. This doesnt stop me either",
"relevant gif",
"Ya, there aren’t very many Asian morticians. ",
"What ever happened with the net neutrality thing?",
"Eat a pizza with utensils? I'm not a barbarian man. ",
"But curiosity....",
"[Take some deep breaths and... try to relax](https://youtu.be/iMLKbXuv-xA)",
"The \"sticker\" is extremely low quality, and doesn't quite fit the angle of the surface it is supposedly on.\n\nLooks like an almost passable photoshop job, imo.",
"Food. Food is where you would put your fingers but not your dick.",
"Photo shop strikes again",
"it's a common saying among people who work with machinery, but I never worked anywhere that would put a joke warning on something like that. Aside from anything else, somebody would report it as sexual harassment pretty quickly.\n\nalso, moving parts like that are guarded without exception, and there is usually a [warning](https://images.mysafetylabels.com/img/lg/L/Not-Operate-Lockout-Safety-Label-LB-0276.gif) on the outside of the guard warning you to not remove it with the power on or similar.\n\nSo, it may be something in somebody's shed that they put the sticker on fir shits and giggles, or it may be something in a work environment that somebody put a sticker on, took a pic and then took it off before anyone important saw it, but most likely it is photoshopped.",
"Hearing my windows accessibility read this to me at the optometrist makes the entire room nervous 'NETWORK CONNECTION ERROR', is a really bad joke to put on reddit guys!",
"/r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"Then the sticker doesn't apply to them that's a pretty basic concept not everything applies to everybody.",
"this is sexist",
"it's how my cat does it, but he's not a pro. He's just a fat fuck with no scruples.",
"I expected to find this here. ",
"Caucasian...",
"Surgical implants.",
"[Like this?](https://www.oglaf.com/pulp-n-rind/)",
"When everyone gets too used to just saying it outright, it doesn't have the same impact anymore. Gotta bring back the attention it once garnered by pretending to censor it.",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"So what should the sticker for women read?",
"Don't tempt me with a good time.",
"Thank you for your years of service sir!",
"I’m an EHS manager... this is amazing to me. If only our HR manager wasn’t a prude.... ",
"Ouch!!!That hurts..",
"First piece of advice I got working on the oil rigs ",
"I wouldn’t get much done then",
"I'm a Photoshop expert. This is definitely a Photoshop",
"The sticker is just slapped on for a laugh but the cog below the sticker is for a chain and then looks like the top gear is just timed the same as the lower gear so I assume it's running rollers.",
"As soon as read dick I shuddered not caring at all about my fingers.",
"Not true, I stick my fingers in my mouth...\ncan’t put my dick there even if I wanted",
"sticker looks fake",
"This post makes less sense the more you think about it ",
"Instructions unclear, dick stuck in gears",
"Guess I will never eat again in my life.",
"This is extremely offensive, on so many levels ",
"Man, I'm gay and I don't think I'm ready for that",
"When he stares for a few seconds half way through it, he's saying \"you have no idea bro\"",
"Tried to use this in our last safety meeting and now here I sit with Human Resources ",
"I don't know, they're a mighty fine pair of cogs...",
"Bad bot",
"This only works if you don't want to put your dick in-between gears so you can turn it into a pretty zig zag shape.",
"Instructions unclear...",
"No.\n\nIt's not that kind of party, man.",
"I only fuck coconuts, thank you very much.",
"Not valid for parenting.",
"well you shouldn't really wear gloves around rotating machinery. So in this case, you are good to go!",
"I just remembered I've put my dick in food once...\n\nIt was great for forplay actually ",
"God damnit why did I click that",
"Challenge Accepted",
"It's hurts just by reading it ",
"I thought there wasa glass in front 😅",
"Something something coconut...",
"But if he's really a ninja then how are we able to see him?",
"Well if you had five dicks like the rest of us you would.",
"1 fingered gloves 🙃",
"Never put your fingers in crazy",
"Username no longer checks out",
"That’s an awful lot of leeway for some men. ",
"Pediatrician",
"Someone should print that on a toddlers shirt.",
"I wouldn't put my dick in food....",
"http://i.imgur.com/hRzKn2f.gifv",
"I wouldn't put my dick in a glove",
"That's crazy that it's viable to be reported for sexual harassment. \"this sticker is sexually assaulting me!help!\" ",
"So blowies are straight no matter what? \n \nI think I know a few gay men that are going to be pissed. They’ve been thinking they were gay but really they just like blowing dudes. If they’d known that wasn’t gay they’d probably have kept on “crushing brews and bitches bruh.”",
"One of the ten commandments.",
"Guess I’m never wiping my butt again. ",
"Just more evidence towards proving the theory that all proctologists are gay. ",
"Hell, I’d put my dick anywhere",
"Grocery stocker",
"Sounds like you need to take the training wheels off, mister!",
"Whoever lives by this code must have an absolutely filthy house. I basically would not be able to clean any mess or spill that I've made.",
"i read this as \"Never put your fingers where you wouldn't. Put your dick\" and was confused for a second.",
"\"Yeah, I'm not that fucked up yet. If you want that shit to happen you're gonna have to turn that gas all the way up.\" ",
"Proctologist.",
"What about a vagina?",
"And that is why gran chocked to death.",
"Told the same thing to my proctologist.\n\nDidn't work though...he was gay.",
"/*removes fingers from hands*",
"That's why those are called Brojobs!",
"No glove, no love!",
"I thought about checking it out to see if it's legit... No I feel I have to...\n\nEdit: he's not lying... I'll be on r/eyebleach the rest of the year. ",
"I'd say it's some dumb art project. Those cogs don't look functional.",
"I was like, yeah, it'd be more useful when it's rotating because I might put my dick there when it's not rotating, and then I realized you were talking about how you can't read it when it's rotating not that you'd put your dick there when it's not rotating...",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"Username checks out",
"It looks off. My guess is Photoshop, and bad one at that. The angle of the sticker isn't even parallel with the gear.",
"> when those gears are rotating\n\nNoted.",
"Nah. Only the top one rotates. ",
"I wouldn't put my dick in dirt. Welps so much for being a botanist",
"Then how do I scratch my itchy asshole?",
"Definitely photoshopped, I am in digital design.",
"\"Would i use my dick to play guitar? Worth a shot.\"",
"Never shaking my dad's hand again.",
"[OSHA](http://reddit.com/r/osha)",
"Of course that's a sub, why did I doubt it?",
"Oof",
"It says don't put them where you WOULDN'T, not where you CAN'T",
"I like to meet or exceed expectations",
"http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=e8857c9aa4a18f2a69929d03eed12c97dd5f054a.43708&show=ela\nLooks like it",
"I'd put my dick on a salad anyday. ",
"Choo choo",
"How am I supposed to pick my nose? I won't put my dick in my nose. ",
"You push the stop button, set rotation and take pic",
"Instructions unclear. Dick now stuck in a ceiling fan. Send help.",
"I'm an expert expert. This guy is definitely a photoshop expert.",
"Is it just me or does this look photoshopped as fuck",
"If the dentist wants to use general anesthesia, then you can worry. ",
"This guy exclaims!",
"/r/ofcoursethatsathing",
"Could be a MS Paint job.",
"Double negative...",
"I wouldn’t put my dick in brake fluid, yet get it all over my fingers. Maybe I should try putting my dick in brake fluid. ",
"I'm in the fast food industry, and I agree. Shopped.",
"Ceiling fan is back on the menu boys!",
"Considering some will stick their dick in coconuts, I don't think that's a helpful warning. It's really just going to give someone that idea to stick their dick in the gears. If it doesn't happen with the current adults, I bet it will happen with the Tidepod-eating generation.",
"\n\n>American biologists Craig Bartle and Alfred Charles Kinsey reported that fewer than 1% of males can successfully orally contact their own penis and that only 2 or 3 men in a thousand could perform a full autofellatio.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio",
"I wonder if that sign changes the balance on those gears and induces wobble ...\n\nMaybe put my dick in there to check the calibration.",
"How many dicks got stuck in this?",
"Double bag it",
"Okay this is a thing",
"Girls can have dicks, too. Google tells me so.",
"Nice try bots. I know a guy in digital design!",
"Stickers are an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold!",
"A cam of some sort maybe",
"Challenge accepted.",
"You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?",
"/r/OSHA ",
"So removing the giblets from a chicken becomes the Sophie's Choice of making a roast now... ",
"Proof that common sense isn’t so common.",
"Tits? ",
"Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in some large gears",
"Never in crazy. NEXT! ",
"Looks like a bad Photoshop",
"Reminds me of prom night",
"This post is being reported as being sexist and not representing of the female population.\n",
"This is the golden rule in my workplace haha ",
"I wouldn’t put my dick in a ton of places that I put my fingers. \nThis sign would be cooler if it said “never put your dick where you wouldn’t put your fingers”",
"You have been made a moderator of r/OSHA.",
"Furthermore, gears being exposed like that is probably against a few safety laws.",
"If your dick fits like a glove then you got a weirdly shaped dick.",
"&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp; \n\n#&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; **𓂺** \n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n",
"*vague picture of two gears*\n\nUh anyone know what kind of machine this is guys?",
"What about the honey jar? :(",
"I dunno, man.. I'd use my finger to scratch an itch in my eye or ear.... I use my fingers to pet my cat's little fuzzy face.. I use my index finger to boop my 5-year-old niece's nose... Iiiii dunno, man......",
"The government.",
"make my day .... And i don't want see a dentist anymore ...",
"Not entiiiirely true. \n\nI mean.. god don’t make me say it..\n\nI’m not saying it. ",
"Except if you are a woman who is currently mad at your boyfriend. Then the reverse applies.",
"\"Do you really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?\"\n\n- Julius Caesar",
"Great life lesson here ",
"I'm going to do my best to forget this sign next time someone shakes my hand...",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Its not that bad. There are way worse links out there. Nothing you don't see in regular porn (although in some weird shapes).",
"/r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"Words to live by",
"Effective warning. ",
"Can you give maybe a quick ELI5? I don't quite have the time to read all the tutorials but I will later on today.",
"There are people who'd put their dick there. ",
"Perfect for owls. ",
"Would you like to hold my baby?",
"Could be Blasian",
"You can tell the label is fake; they misspelled \"FINGERS\"!",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"I agree it looks fake. It also looks like it on a piece plexiglass and not the actual gear. ",
"That would make being a dentist very hard.",
"Even on Urban Dictionary the first definition of a glove is a condom. OP is trying to tell us he doesn't wrap up his willy.",
"Pretty sure it's basically just edge detection where bad Photoshop shots up as particularly strong edges due to mismatches between the source images used. Lots of manipulated images will look fine.",
">I know, crazy, who would lie on ~~the internet~~ Reddit? \n\n*",
"It does look like it's floating on top of the image.",
"I clicked it. It is what it says.\n\n\nI'm a bit torn on it. I feel happy for these people accomplishing the one thing they want with no other worries, but, it also saddens me that these people have very low goals.",
"In crazy.",
"I´m dumb as a brick, but I trust you because you are an expert expert. \n\nbtw: so the earth is flat, right?",
"R/dontputyourdickinthat",
"\"Don't touch\" would be a the obvious one.",
"especially since the dentist probably put his fingers in your mouth... ",
"I'm sorry that's not my specialist subject so it's impossible for me to answer that. How about asking whether Russell Crowe is a toast expert?",
"At my last workplace this was known as the finger-dick rule",
"I refer to my nemesis as my dick. I'd totally put him in there.",
"Thank you both for your service. Your sacrifices will save the rest of us. ",
"I wouldn't put my penis on alot of things? So I shouldn't be using my hands at all? ",
"Sounds like a challenge.",
"That link is staying blue. ",
"Here Comes The Choo Choo!",
"But I have 10 fingers and only 2 dicks.",
"r/OSHA",
"The dots in that image show the levels of compression on the image. Ideally, with the gear and sticker being a flat surface, they would have the same levels of compression if they were part of the same image originally, as an entire image gets compressed every time, not just sections of it. Looking at that image, you can see that the compression level changes when you get in the area of the sticker, that shouldn't be the case.",
"r/crappydesign",
"Just went back to look and you're quite right",
"That looks like an r/factorio production network zoomed out at max.",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"But I'd put my fingers in my own mouth but I... um... carry on",
"So, how are women going to know what to do? ",
"[hopefully you dont end up like this guy](https://imgur.com/r/nfl/DtuO9uZ)",
"I've seriously been in a place where we were told to take down a calendar because it had women on the pages. Not nude in any way, but glamour models holding a spanner - that sort of thing. One of the women in the office had complained. One of the women from the office with the calendar with half naked firemen on the pages.\n\nI've encountered similar things a few times - it's a male dominated profession, and for some reason a certain type of female worker seems to actively search out things to complain about (and *not* the SJW type woman btw). The real irony is that the few women I have worked with have had no problem whatsoever with stuff like that.",
"> moving parts like that are guarded without exception\n\nYou've obviously never worked in the East",
"Challenge accepted!",
"Looks photoshop'd to me",
"That actually makes a lot of sense, thanks!",
"be still my beating heart...",
"lol, point taken.",
"There are very few places I shouldn't put my fingers then.",
"Keep yer dick in a vice",
"Seems a little silly to me, especially considering the dick could just be an abstract expression! Like when a woman says \"suck my dick.\" What dick? Lol ",
"Challenge accepted.",
"while I was in college, I worked in a few machine shops. it's not that unusual for a machines gears to stop completely (depending on what they do). but more likely, the sticker is on a plastic safety guard covering toe moving gears. or, this could be a motivational poster.",
"I presume you proceeded to file a complaint about the calendar?",
"Right? What about handshakes? People do handshakes with anybody!",
"I don't see the issue here...\n",
"Guess I can't shake anyones hand anymore",
" Only the gear on the top rotates ",
"[Been there, done that.](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/069/590/bd2.png)",
"Yeah, surgeon doesn't end with \"-ian\".",
"Which begs the question: Who is burying all the Asians over in Asia? Are they importing non-Asian morticians?",
"skookum is leaking again.",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Error_level_analysis\n\nDifferent .jpeg files will have different compression artifacts because they were compressed as two different files. If they were originally the same file, artifacts should be similar. \n\nThis one's not as conclusive as others, so don't think it is as definite proof as it can be... ",
"The longer I look at it the more it looks like the depth is off, like they tried to make a 2d sticker appear to be on a 3d surface",
"sage advice",
"A penis smasher, duh.",
"This is a terrible warning. There are so many places I shouldn’t put my dick but I put my fingers. Keyboard, steering wheel, car door handle...",
"I'm never going back to the dentist. Thanks.",
"And don't drink from bottles marked, \"Not Booze.\"",
"Love glove is a genuine slang term for the blue veined bandits mask. ",
"You sound traumatized.",
"Not really helpful when most people here would put their dick in just about anything that moves.",
"The sticker is real: https://arcempire.ca/collections/for-the-ladies/don-t-put-your-fingers-never-put-your-fingers-where-you-wouldnt-put-your-dick\n\nThe picture might not be. ",
"Why do you do this to me?",
"So for heterosexual men, they can’t wipe their butt",
"How am I supposed to eat a hamburger?",
"r/unexpectedhedberg",
"Not even passable IMO. The sticker's thickness should be felt with occlusion and reflection, even if it is a thin object. ",
"As sad as it is I bet someone has tried",
">bad bot\n\nOh baby, ^that's ^^the ^^^*stuff*.",
"I gave you a point, not because the joke is funny, but because you typed all of that, presumably on your own.",
"That's... fair.",
"Can you tell by the pixels, and from having seen a few shops in your time? ",
"Ladies however, do whatever you want.",
"There's always a reason they felt the need to put a warning.",
"What about the pie?",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"That is the only time I have seen that work. Holy moly.",
"Well it could just be hanging in someones garage or workshop as decor. Is that still fake?",
"That's gross... yuck, margerine.",
"Awesome, get ready celeb fakes... you 'bout to be found out!",
"My half-brother did this about 50 years ago... the tips on 3 of his fingers on his right hand are off about 1/8 inch because he stuck his fingers in some gears, they weren't tight like the picture so it didn't cut off his fingertips but mangled them pretty bad. ",
"Good thing they don’t hire women. ",
"https://m.imgur.com/gallery/RweCNex",
"Been asking for one of these for a while but noone will put out.",
"Call me crazy, but I'm not going to strum my guitar with my dick.",
">hardtack\n\nNow, there's a term I've never heard outside of Newfoundland. There are few places left that treat ship's rations like a delicacy.",
"It's Darwinism. ",
"And vice versa.",
"Sexist. Very sexist.",
"My nose.",
"r/OSHA ? ",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"You have underestimated me.",
"Day 1 of my apprenticeship! It has saved my hands, and other limbs a few times now!",
"Commence coconut jokes.",
"Instructions unclear, willing to put dick anywhere",
"we did point it out, and we were asked if we wanted to make a complaint about it, but fuck it. It's a pathetic game played by people without anything else to think about.",
"Don't you ever tell my how to live my life again!",
"P... put your dick in it",
"/r/osha",
"I appreciate the upvote, but full disclosure, I copy pasta'd it so I wouldn't mess it up",
"/r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"I don't think my boss would be happy with me putting my dick on the food prep table...",
"I know some people who should wear that sticker",
"Always keep your dick in a vice. ",
"Jokes on them! I don’t have a dick",
"The kind where labels are photoshopped onto?",
"Honestly, the reverse is more accurate: Never put your dick where you wouldn't put your fingers!\n\nHot pan? Don't dick it!",
"It's fake.",
"Finger foods ",
"I guess grandmom's piano is now off limits",
"<<< thinking of places where I would put my dick but not my fingers",
"That's ok... I don't put my dick near rotating signs that I can't read, either.",
"Stop doing it, immediately. ",
"Andy D!ck is stupid either way",
"Photoshop confirmed",
"Its a Slowdigit Grinder manufactured by DeWalt.",
"In that context it's silly, for sure.\n\nBut in the context of making light of mandatory warnings, it's not silly. When people lose fingers it can cost them their livelihood, and cost the company a small fortune in legal settlements. It doesn't take long to get a healthy respect for dangerous equipment.",
"Good point. ",
"That's not much of a warning for today's tide eating teenagers as much as it is a call for imagination.",
"Well shit....\n\nI shall have to re-evaluate my life.",
"Hey, now don’t you tempt me with a good time.",
"Well, if you are brave enough... ",
"I guess picking your nose is canceled.",
"Get all up in them guts. ",
"Instructions unclear, fingers stuck in a toaster!",
"Its shopped lol so obvious",
"Is that a challenge",
"Absolutely terrible warning. There's plenty of places I'd put my fingers where I wouldn't put my dick, first example: Dog eating something it shouldn't be? Use fingers to remove object? Yes. Use dick? no. ",
"So I guess I should stop turning lights on and opening doors. I wouldn't touch light switches and door knobs with my dick.",
"I think I'm an idiot, but is the punchline that he got fired for putting his dick in it?",
"Wait that’s not common?",
"Well maybe a penis shaped glove. It’s called a condom. Or a finger cot... ",
"Pretty sure that warning sign is photoshopped on. Just wanted to point that out",
"Lemme get in that mouth boi",
"Dad, is that you?",
"Instructions unclear, dick stuck in gear.",
"than",
"I have lost both a finger and dick this way.",
"How dare you make such a claim. Lying on the internet is\n\n*A SIN*",
"Not all of us are bros, bro",
"The pickle slicer was a female employee not a machine. He put his dick in her. Does that help?",
"Eh, it qualifies more as “neat party trick” than something fundamentally useful.",
"Speak for yourself.",
"Pencil sharpener ",
"I think it's passable in the sense that you look at it, get a chuckle, and don't think anymore about it. It certainly isn't passable if you spend time looking at it.",
"Artificial insemination industry checking in, 100% shopped.",
"Yeah but what if I'm sexually attracted to mechanic parts and gears? Are you telling me I shouldn't be happy? Are you telling me I shouldn't try to fuck inanimate objects?",
"Hmm, I wonder if this applies to children. I guess it's down to whether Catholic or not.",
"I would put my dick there, you don't know me",
"it’s a dude on instagram who runs a machine shop, you can buy one yourself",
"Well, actually... this is not true in any context...",
"I'm an idiot, thank you.",
"Guess I'll never be a Gynaecologist then!",
"This seems photoshopped...",
"Interesting parties you go to...",
"Something something op's mom",
"r/OSHA",
"This is the worst possible advice for pediatricians.",
"So you can still put your fingers in a rotten coconut?",
"Way too many comments and much effort going into discussion of whether or not this is photoshopped! Who cares. It would be funny if the whole thing were sketched with pencil. You could turn it into a stand-up one liner, and it would still be funny. This comment could be fake, and it would still be a waste of time. Just doesn't matter.",
"But, this is the internet! Lying is forbidden.",
"Cool. It's a line from a tv show",
"Japan used to bury everyone, see Nanking for example but nowadays no one really knows. Perhaps the grave fairy puts them in the ground.",
"Welp. \"Dumb as a brick\" checks out. \n\nEDIT: I felt really bad about this, so let me explain. I was playing off of the \"so the earth is flat, right?\" comment. ",
"Gynecology 101",
"Smashing!",
"This saying always bugged me. I work on an oil rig and i wouldnt put my dick anywhere on this death tree. ",
"Everyone had moments of idiocy, no worries my friend.",
"Maybe you just need more kink in your life :)",
"Yeah I see how sticking your dick into your butthole isn't fundamentally useful.",
"I guess I’m putting my finger in the pickle slicer ",
"Notice there’s no need to tell women to not stick their fingers there. I suspect with or without a dick, women naturally don’t take risks the way men do. ",
"This is photoshopped on. Somebody tried to simply superimpose it onto the gears and skewed it really poorly. ",
"whoever commissioned that warning sign has never visited 4chan. ",
"Pediatrician...",
"This is a particularly big problem for me.",
"Dentist ",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) \n",
"Hello 911? Yeah it’s Quagmire. No it’s inna window this time. ",
"Boye. I’m a photographer, and this is photoshopped on.\n\nProbably somebody’s first day too, since they don’t know how to make the skew look believable. \n\nPeople don’t put warning labels on gears because they rotate. The label would have been placed on the surface behind them. ",
"Proctologist",
"This seems like a warning that would not hold up in court if it was to be warning a female user. ",
"/r/osha",
"Grapefruits are fine, though. ",
"And I know what I saw. I still have the pics and still awaiting payments.",
"What about my pickled jalapeno jar?",
"r/expectedhedberg",
"don't tell that to a dentist ",
"/r/dontputyourdickinthaf",
"/r/dontputyourdickinthaf",
"Rrpost you fucking braindead cunt",
"Challenge *Accepted*.",
"[yeah seriously.](https://www.reddit.com/r/kancolle/comments/4w2exr/media_just_updating_gloves/)",
"What about the unsullied? ",
"Damn those gears are sexy.",
"I'm a reddit expert. The above are definitely replies in a comment thread and have a truth value.",
"Well, I wouldn't put my hand in a condom. ",
"Gymnastics team physician",
"Says the guy who said Rrpost.",
"Thank you for the expertise",
"Good choice",
"I'm sorry for your condition. ",
"U 12?",
"But I'd need larger gloves. ",
"very helpful if you are* women operating the equipment.",
"I thought Bill Lee was an ordained minister, but not of the \"insides\" quality. TIL",
"God, I wish I would have seen this comment before investigating. ",
"Idk if that applies to everything. ",
"Ah yea right, first glance is mostly ok.",
"If everyone observed this rule you would never enjoy food at a restaurant ever again. ",
"Reminds me of an old joke involving a pickle slicer",
"Bruh",
"I see a new market tread, not finger food but dick food",
"Why would I wrap up my willy while masturbating? ",
"Well, yes but that wouldn't mean that I'm wearing the glove. ",
"I never tried putting dick in my ears but I surely have put my fingers there. ",
"I work at a cell phone store.....am I supposed to ask customers if it's okay for me to put my genitalia on their phones before I help them reset their email password?",
"Does this mean I can put my dick anywhere I'd put my fingers?",
"Yeah, but sometimes I like to lick the sauce off my fingers. Guess that only means one thing. ",
"I just winced. Out loud.",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat ?",
"I stick my fingers in my mouth occasionally...\n\n...wish I could do that with my dick too",
"Instructions unclear, dick stuck in bowling ball",
"Sound advice ",
"lots and lots of yoga",
"No, people don't lie on the internet...I read that on the internet ",
"You should post this is r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"Never had a tit in my ass",
"Thats sexist. Are you saying women cant work machinery?",
"Considereing there are more places I'd put my dick than I'd put my fingers, this is solid advice.",
"ITT: \"Instructions unclear...\"",
"You're not a *real* gay until you've sucked your own dick! ",
"Soooooo this sticker isn't on a plexiglass in front of the machinery??? ",
"Let me put your mind at rest:\n\nGuy goes to a psychiatrist with the tale about how at the pickle factory, he used to stare at the pickle slicer all day long. He became obsessed with the idea of putting his dick in the pickle slicer. Finally, he did it.\n\nShrink says \"Holy cow, what happened?\"\n\n\"I got fired\".\n\n\"But what a out the pickle slicer?\"\n\n\"She got fired too.\"\n\nI think the may be the first dirty joke I ever heard. I was probably around ten at the time.",
"[this guy](https://i.imgur.com/kMejNxo_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)",
"I wouldn't put my dick in a drain to get hair out...",
"Man, I'm ready for that and I don't think I'm gay.",
"I was just wondering how I was ever going to clean out my nose again until I realized I had a 3 foot long dick. ",
"This looks fake. They put a warning on the rotating part. It would be hard to read while spinning.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Only the top one rotates",
"I think anyone who saw the movie \"terminator 2\" would know why puting your fingers in between gears is a bad idea...",
"How has no one posted that TIFU post about a guy who used a glove with grainy texture as a ghetto Fleshlight and got his dick all fucked up",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"I jump in front of cars and sue them, it's clearly photoshop",
"Valid point ",
"They're probably putting their fingers all over that food...",
"Or, you know... It's just turned off. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/FBLYW1v.png",
"Posted weekly on /r/jokes and one of my favorites ",
"Just thinking about an actual pickle slicer machine and penis makes my dick hurt.",
"Definitely shopped. Source: I've been inside a shop.\n\n\n",
"Well now I have a better excuse for why I eat pizza with a knife and fork.",
"The only difference between doctor and proctor is a little pee",
"The colors represents the amount of times that part of the image has been changed and re-saved as a jpg",
"r/OSHA",
"Good thing I'm comfortable masturbating in the kitchen.",
"Next up on /r/TIFU",
"Getting food out of the oven would be a pretty serious task",
"coward",
"?",
"What do you mean?",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"Did you just correctly assume my gender?",
"Welp, looks like I'm not wiping my ass anymore...",
"That warning label would work so well for everything. ",
"# number 1 golden rule of the oilfield",
"People underestimate just how dangerous that game is.",
"That's why I'm totally fine with shooting a gun\n\n*if you know what I mean*",
"Wouldn't put my dick on my sandwich, still gonna pick it up with my fingers. ",
"I have ten fingets.",
"you would be surprised where people put their fingers...",
"Or touch toothpaste",
"Not sure how I'm supposed to eat my chicken tenders...",
"My dentist has that sign on his desk.",
"Me thinking have you seen some of the girls....?",
"Jokes on them! I don't have a dick!",
"As a med student it feels really awkward ",
"Can I still give men handshakes?",
"Instruction unclear, the person is homogametic.",
"Only now it's detachable. I really wish it was reattachable. If only it came with instructions. Or maybe it did, but they were printed on the inside of my foreskin. My parents didn't save it, so I guess I'll never know.",
"^^^Trumpy^Hands",
"Reminds me of a Robert Schimmel joke, about after getting some of the gas. Went something like;\n\nDentist: Ok Robert, you’re going to feel a little prick in your mouth.\n\nRobert: Yeah, I’m not that fucked up yet.",
"Was just thinking that",
"That's weird. ",
"Chicks can stick their fingers wherever tho",
"Don’t put your fingers anywhere you wouldn’t put your fingers",
"Thumbs up for the site. Will be useful in future. ",
"No i think it's rape. ",
"I stick my fingers all kinds of places I wouldn’t stick my dick. Ask your mom. ",
"PhD vs phD? Hot diggity this just writes itself!",
"It's a dickandfinger Mangler.",
"So are women free to put their fingers anywhere? ",
"Just make sure not to put that limb where you wouldn't put your dick.",
"Duuuude, science! Such beauty!",
"So your mom's ass is fair game?",
"/r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"AskReddit: Where would you put your fingers that you wouldn't put your dick?",
"Does this mean I can never get change from a snack machine?",
"Guess I should stop picking my nose ",
"Bowling ball. Gonna call myself The Flail.",
"Considering some stories I've read of people putting their dicks where they don't belong and losing/destroying them, I don't know how helpful this advice is for an idiot.",
"Homeless here, it's shopped.",
"I mean not really. They are disposable gloves. No mess, you just do your business and then dispose.\n\nSeems smart to me.",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"How do I wipe my ass now?",
"Hopefully everyone will now be appropriately impressed when I mention I type 30 words per minute",
"“Sorry honey, can’t clean the gutters today!”",
"/r/OSHA",
"You nearly made me bust my stitches. And I'm going home this afternoon with one less kidney. Maybe I should stay off reddit a few days...mmm...nope.",
"Understood. So, I should put my dick everywhere I would put my fingers. Got it. ",
"Oh, like latex gloves, that makes a bit more sense. ",
"Pediatrician. ",
"You are a glass half full person! kudos to you.",
"I got some bad news for you, buddy...",
"*stares at my chicken nuggets, then my hands, back to the nuggets *",
"I think a lot of people forgot a simple thing. No more washing your hands with soap.",
"Why would anyone fuck a gear",
"Great job.\n\nIt's very dubious because:\n\n1) it's kinda ridiculous and up to 16-year old locker room humour. \n2) 16 year olds don't usually have structures like these of their own at home (or their school locker rooms) and 2.A) they will never be responsible for managing one at a company \n3) it makes no sense to put a sticker in a rotating gear \n4) it makes a lot of sense to make that to post online so people can get good karma and likes \n\nAnd 5), your ELA analysis.\n\nBUT, as always, I'm not a (meme) doctor so it could be hipotetically legit.",
"[safety first](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/205/116/2a8.jpg_large)",
"I don’t think it’s fake, just a joke sticker slapped on the equipment. ",
"I'm not following that sub, but my wife does. The number of dad joke on that sub is too damn high!",
"is Russell Crowe a toast expert? Asking for a friend",
"Lol, yeah I flinched and crossed my legs the first time I heard it",
"LPT",
"Well at least my doctor would do me",
"Just light the whole area with a neon tube that is in phase with the rotation speed of the gear.\n\n\nProblem solved. Or..?",
"Where's the sign for people without dicks?",
"'shopped. And poorly.",
"its just masturbation level 2",
"Somehow, i think the mental picture anyone would get is enough to stop even cuming close to this thing",
"Good life advice",
"You think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?\n",
"No, but he is well known for his expertise on cereals, particularly fields of wheat. This is also the only thing he has in common with Theresa May, the British Prime Minister.",
"nah, dont be fat a do some yoga and almost everyone can do it",
"/r/subredditsashashtags",
"obligatory /r/autofellatio",
"Or if you lack a penis",
"Sausage grinder.",
"the bottom one doesnt rotate",
"But I have 10 fingers!",
"Works the other way round too I guess.",
"Something something sticky keys. ",
"words to live by",
"I feel like this should be in r/skookum\n\nEdit: I can't Reddit",
"So, due to double negative, I should put my fingers where I put my dick?",
"Chef",
"This is a common saying in the oilfield ",
"I don't put my dick in the fridge. Took this advice and now I can't get to my grapefruit.",
"I wouldn't put my dick in a stranger's hand, yet I'm still expected to shake people's hands in an interview. ",
"r/OSHA",
"This doesn't mean much to me.",
"Well I put my fingers basically inside my poo hole when I have a really ichy sphincter but I wouldn't stick my willy inside my mud pocket. ",
"This should be in LPT",
"I can never hug my mother again",
"Keep your dirty dick beaters to yourself",
"Instructions unclear, penis mangled in huge gears",
"I was waiting for it and you said it. :)",
"You don't know me...",
"Tbh i wouldn't put my dick on a door handle or food either so..",
"r/crappydesign",
"Eating pizza just became a lot harder",
"/r/ofcoursethatsaaub",
"It’s probably real, us guys with machine shops have this kind of sense of humor",
"So you don't have to use a box?",
"Thanks for this explanation is really interesting didn't know you could so this.\n\nCan you only tell when images are added or can you also tell when the colour/levels of the sticker is changed?\n\n Or brushes are used to remove a watermark on the sticker for example?\n\nPlus when adding the pictures, is it only with jpg you can see this like you mentioned? Would you be able to tell if that sticker was added if it was PNG format for example?",
"Words to live by",
"Pretty sure it is photoshopped",
"Well, I mean, it’s a whole bunch of mess for not much reward (cause it’s not like you can actually get off that way.) If I’m going through the trouble of cleaning/lubing my ass, I expect an earth-shattering orgasm out of it.",
"Welp, guess I gotta wait till I get home to peep this one.",
"My nose isn't going to pick itself",
"Bruh what if i wanna finger a girl tho. Fingers gotta go in the pussy. ",
"Sometimes you need to pick your nose though. I wouldnt put my dick up my own nose.",
"Holy shit.\n\nNew dad here, looking for material. Have an update, sir!",
"Words to live by",
"? What",
"Makes the proctologist visits even more awkward...",
"Then you must acquit",
"Sexist AF!",
"This is certainly a new definition of a BnB",
"Do you know how expensive those things are? ",
"Keep your Richard in a bad habit!",
"It may make some able to but no way everyone could do it, you need borth flexibility and a long penis.\n\n>However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. American biologists Craig Bartle and Alfred Charles Kinsey reported that **fewer than 1% of males can successfully orally contact their own penis** and that only 2 or 3 men in a thousand could perform a full autofellatio.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio",
"I guess they are right... ",
"I would put my fingers in my mouth but I wouldnt....actually nevermind.",
"Not when you have homeless people around, just give 'em a fake fiver",
"yea, shape is a little off.",
"Could have one on both ends of the gear",
"https://i.imgur.com/kS04sWZ.mp4",
"That's some life advice right there!\n",
"https://i.imgur.com/kS04sWZ.mp4",
"Ribbed gears for his pleasure.",
"Hah, you think they hand out condoms to homeless people around here? ",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat material?",
"\"I'm sorry, according to your warning signs I don't *need* to wear gloves.\"",
"I’ll remember this when wiping my ass and picking my nose.",
"relevant: https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/7sa09y/wood_chopping_thingy/?ref=share&ref_source=link",
"Regardless, it's a shitty tip. It's not like I'm going around touching mugs and door knobs with my dick so taking this advice would severely limit the use of my hands.",
"Someone should tell that to my doctor.",
"ಠ_ಠ",
"Well, can't let my dog lick my fingers anymore that's for sure.",
"Even if this is fake it's it a pretty good warning. I almost cut off my thumb working on helicopters and that was the first thing someone said to me ",
"yeah this has been the hottest post on there for the last week or two. op prolly got it from there.",
"Not on reddit. We overanalyze everything. This is literally un-look-at-it-and-get-a-chuckle-able.",
"My dad works for Photoshop and says this is fake.",
"But the recipe calls for cream?",
"Best. Sign. Ever.",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"Anyone else feel the pain just by reading that?",
"Even in the rest of the image, it also changes everywhere there's a reflection of light, though. And everywhere the color changes.",
"I'd go with the fake part. The sticker has a different vanishing point than the wheel indicating photoshopping shenanigas.",
"DO I? \nlol nah",
"r/OSHA",
"I WROTE IT LOUD AS FUCK IN HOPES OTHERS WOULD SEE IT.",
"... I pick my nose though...",
"I'm gonna call this one a fake. The perspective of the sticker is noticeably off compared to the perspective of the gear. Also, the sticker is a single shade of white from edge to edge. No shadow different or any sort of gradient in lighting.\n\nDefinitely Photoshopped",
"Roses are red, you are silly\n\nDon't put your hand where you wouldn't put your willy",
"Remember, don’t fist android girls.",
"Well I’m never shaking hands with another man again.",
"Hmmm, cannot see the note clearly, let me try to stop the gear with my hand maybe.",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"Grapefruit",
"Why has no one linked the sub reddit \n\nDon't put your dick in thst ",
"So op's mom?",
"This vastly, vastly, vastly underestimates where guys will put their dicks.",
"https://youtu.be/OU5fJf3UOxE from good will hunting.",
"r/OSHA",
"that was my impression as well!",
"Turn that dick to a clit.",
"Crazy to think what those gears would be capable of doing to a finger or something ",
"What's that sticker say? I don't know dude try to read it while I slow the gears down a bit.",
"\\*sigh* unzips",
"I'm a machinist and this is actually a common safety tip. ",
"Wait. Wait. Wait. \n\nSo, should I keep putting my fingers in my ass or no? ",
"But that's why I'm not allowed to use the copier anymore. ",
"Words to live by...",
"Woah now, the proper term is \"Presidential\".",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"He's right you know",
"That’s why I never finger girls",
"Or maybe it's just like an EULA, nobody reads those but only used when getting sued.",
"I dont know if i want to know more about pain Olympics ",
"Photoshop",
"🤔 ",
"/r/OSHA",
"Clickbait title. The sign says \"WARNING\", not \"Attention!\" I was really looking forward to that \"Attention!\" smh",
"sigh.... unzips",
"Is that something like /r/popping? \n\nLike kiiiiind of pretty icky but then you see something around their gums and you’re like “AHA!!! I got you!” type mouth/finger fetish?",
"Haha 😁 makes sense ",
"Some people lost their dicks due to sticking them in dangerous things, so that warning won't be very helpful for them.",
"I mean, sure, but *you're* gonna have to pay *me*.",
"Sweet! Im good to go with Spaghetti-Os.",
"well i wouldn't put my dick on my sandwich. ",
"Soon to be unfortunate worker: \"What's that say? It's moving too fast. Something about putting my dick in? Welp if the sign says it.\"",
"*I like putting my dick in stuff, I like putting my dick in all kinds of stuff, and when I get home, I'm gonna put my dick in yooooooooooou.*\n\n-Mark M, Sick Animation\nhttps://youtu.be/pGuYj0kW9Lk",
"https://youtu.be/uODn7fHtyBg",
"So is ok too if your a woman?",
"That's quite a short list of places.",
"You can tell by the pixels",
"I guess that means i should jam my fingers into a leper's open neck sores.",
"username checks out",
"Safety rules are written in blood",
"You do, but you don't. On one hand, it's super insane and unbelievable and you can't look away, but on the other, it makes grown men cry. Research at your own risk.",
"Seeing this while writing a presentation on machine guarding and feeling quite smug. ",
"Oh dear God! I've created a monster!",
"I knew I wasn't the only who put their dick their keyboard",
"I've fingered some women I wouldn't dare to stick my dick into.",
"I would never put my dick in a bag of chips so does that mean I cant put my fingers into the bag?",
"That and its warm and wet in there",
"Either you ain’t able to eat or you be doing some weird stuff to your food ",
"*This kills the 14 year old*",
"[Relevant?](https://youtu.be/ugo7Y2lRsxc)",
"I heard the other day, that to release a really locked on vicious dog’s bite one has to insert a finger up his anus. Not sure this advice holds true there. ",
"The one a few comments up the thread? ",
"No, it doesn't say \"Put your fingers where you would put your dick\", it just says don't do the opposite. There will be places you will only want your dick to go, but not places you will only want your fingers to go.",
"But I wouldn't put my dick in a bowling ball... Well alright I guess I would actually",
"This isnt as helpful as women might think",
"Like your mouth",
"Common saying in trades",
"Guess I'm never holding a child's hand again",
"But how will I eat chips now?",
"Guess I'm never going to eat again.",
"Well yeah, but you would stick your dick in there if you *could*",
"Not just expensive shit",
"Immediately reminded me of this. https://i.imgur.com/WVnVLjx.jpg ",
"> ashen\n\nis how I knew it was a copy pasta. ",
"Am I doing this right? /r/beetlejuicing ",
"/r/lifeprotips\n",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"Slow would be worse",
"Then you must acquit. \n\n\nSource: J. Cochran",
"What about when you shake you friends hand? Does this mean I cant shake his hand anymore??",
"As a trans woman this warning really doesn’t work. ",
"\"Nobody ever lies on the internet\" - *Marilyn Monroe 1843*",
"r/skookum",
"Sure but females would have their fingers still in danger",
"I work for a manufacturing company, stickers are normally put on by hand and before long you can get them pretty straight just by eye but sometimes who gives a shit (Monday morning, Friday afternoon and Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday)",
"Looks like I cant eat anymore",
"You rang?",
"Ah yes, the technical writeup of \n>\"this looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time\"",
"It may be a hunch, but the warning may be on a piece of Perspex in front of the gears.",
"Dick stuck in fan, directions not clear",
"I might be stupid because of this but I don't get it. ",
"Feels good to finally be part of the 1%.",
"Never touching my mother again",
"so that means nothing is going to happen if a girl touches it if you know what I mean",
"the fuck? ",
"Well if it's *that* kinda warning I'm gonna stick *my* dick in the mashed potatoes!",
"Soooo....",
"I actully did that when I was 5.... had to wait for the gears to rotate all the way through so I could get my finger back....",
"❗️❗️A T T E N D A N C E ❗️ ❗️",
"Keep your dick in a vise... ",
"So, what? Now I can't drink my coffee? Thanks a lot, sign.",
"Okay so, if I put gloves on. I'll be mostly Okay?\nFuck it. *inches closer* 😉",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat\n",
"Life pro tip! ",
"So we're all just going to pretend that Pain Olympics wasn't a thing?",
"https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/aeadad4e-8024-4dc1-b411-04331ff99c74",
"But how do you know you don't want to put your dick somewhere if you haven't first scouted it out with your fingers?",
"[pencil sharpener ](https://youtu.be/uODn7fHtyBg)",
"This is definitely photoshopped dude :P",
"Words to live by.",
"r/OSHA",
"I think slow-moving gears might be more enticing for someone to put their finger into. if it's moving at light-speed, no one would stick anything in it.",
"I'm really bad at recognizing shops, and even I know that's a blatantly obvious shop. ",
"Hmmmm",
"Now that is some deep shit.",
"Don´t feel bad. So we are both dumb as bricks. Life is beautiful this way. But complicated.",
"Huh... well that certainly turns the game of Wet Willy down to 0 or up to 10.",
">it's a common saying \n\nReally? That surprises me. \n\nIt sounds like a nonsense tautology which essentially amounts to \"Don't chop your fingers off if you wouldn't chop your dick off\". I mean it's kind of funny because \"dick\" but as far as advice goes...that's pretty fucking useless. ",
"https://youtu.be/NH-VuP_5cA4",
"Can confirm, this guy is a \"guys in digital design\" expert.",
"For practical reasons or you would never do it? I think there is a difference between it being safe to do (per this post) and the desire to do it.\n\nI’ve put my hand in a condom before *shrug*",
"It s a reference to [this](http://x4.fjcdn.com/comments/God+i+love+playing+pranks+_e9bfb30ea17c8a994b3a848630f7cddc.jpg) greentext story.",
"people are prone to putting their fingers into dangerous situations, I guess the thought is they can pull their fingers out quickly. You would think very carefully before putting your dick in there though.\n\nreality is accidents happen MUCH more quickly than you imagine, so it is better to be more careful than you think you need to be. ",
"Is this an argument meant to address the small number of female CEOs compared to make CEOs? Because it works that way.",
"PVC pipe",
"Terrible advice ",
"r/dataisbeautiful",
"Guess i wont be wiping my future babys butt ",
"Why CEOs? I am talking about men losing fingers and toes when compared to women. My experience working for 1 year at an ER, I saw amputations once or twice a month and it was all men. ",
"Hmm, well, I just wouldn't, there's no point to it. ",
"Yeah but like other people are pointing out, I use my fingers to touch many things that I don't touch my dick with. ",
"ahhhhhhhhh...anon 4chan...makes perfect sense now 😂",
"yeah if you're not into that kinda thing?",
"Reminds me of this https://www.amazon.com/Machinery-Stickers-Enticing-Temptations-Sharpeners/dp/B01MZAWNOB",
"Yeah, but he's THE guy",
"Haha I am a geologist and that was what a driller told me the first day I was on a drill rig. I’ll never forget it. ",
"But how will I eat :(",
"Well, I guess you are free to ignore the message then. ",
"Superb",
"Would be nice to be in the 0.2 though. If its gay to suck your own dick then i guess its gay to touch it too",
"Deliciously politically incorrect.",
"There are so many places I would put my fingers where I would never ever ever ever ever put my dick. Ever. For example: \n\n* Holding a sandwich.\n* Feeling a breeze out the window of a car.\n* Checking a grapefruit at the grocery store.\n* Pressing a button on a public elevator.\n* Handshake with my father in law.\n* Rubbing my son's head.\n\nTo name only a few.\n\nI would put neither finger nor dick in some gears. But why generalize? ",
"Well just think about it. If you overwrite pixels in a jpeg and save it as png, the fresh pixels will be error free while the background won't, since you can't recover information already lost, so yes.\n\nBut obviously editing a PNG and saving it as jpeg won't be detectable with this method.\n",
"not even close kiddo\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Error_level_analysis",
"...Well, I guess I'm never hugging my mom again.",
"Real LPT.",
"guess I can't pick my nose anymore",
"Some guys used to say this at the lumber mill I worked at some time ago. I always thought I wouldn't put my dick on anything here. How would you get any work done?\n",
"And Mohels (sp?)",
"Pain olympics anyone?",
"I prefer to stick my dick in first, and ask questions later....",
"C'mon bro....",
"MAHAHAHAHA!",
"Yeah I'd have said pale myself",
"Unzips..... ",
"Til to never shake a guys hand",
"Honestly I've offered my left hand for handshakes ever since I thought about this. Everybody masturbates, and most people are right handed. ",
"Poor keyboards",
"So you’re saying I would put my dick in my McDonald’s fries",
"A pasta roller? Clock? ",
"Im still gonna neck sex a leper.",
"More common than blue veined bandit...",
"I wouldn't put my finger in a butthole but I should would put my dick in a butthole.",
"Yea but I've got this kink....",
"There is a gear undearneath the visible gear in the middle and that seems to be near us than the one in the middle, seems like there is somthing covering those gear and the sticker is attached to that.",
"The top gear is rotating. The bottom one is stationary.",
"Looks Photoshopped, but still funny. ",
"fair",
"someone logic this. Does this also mean that if you can't put you dick somewhere, you shouldn't put your fingers there as well? \n\nIf so, then does it mean you should put your dick somewhere just to be sure you can touch it with your fingers?",
"It may start automatically or remotely. ",
"Oh crap same",
"r/dontputyourdickinthat",
"I thought it was fake anyway. I mean, it's on a gear. A gear turns. If it is in motion you cannot read the sticker. If it's not, what are the odds it will end up perfect like that every time?",
"Words to live by!",
"You'd put your dick on a spoon and then eat with that spoon?\n\nAlternative response: so, you have a prehensile penis?",
"Stay at home with yo dick",
"Just general good LPT",
"/r/foreverblue should be a thing.\n\nEdit: well, it is.",
"But on the other hand....you are always welcome to put your dick where you would put your finger. In some cases its preferred.",
"I just meant i wouldnt want a handjob from a dude",
"It looks like you wrote a lowercase I instead of an uppercase I. This has happened 1665 times on Reddit since the launch of this bot.",
"A hole is a hole",
"As a gay man, if I could do this I don't think I'd ever leave the house. ",
"Looks like women don't need a warning label \n",
"The frozen shit hole hoth got to be too much",
"Right? if only there was some sort of man-made tool or something to help you",
"Bad yasuo",
"I feel violated, but yet satisfied as well",
"I feel gross now lol",
"Hunt and peck",
"I'm sinister",
"This could be a problem the next time you're served hors d'oeuvres. Just try not to think about if you actually would slap your penis on the tray, I dare you.",
"Hmm... - zip -",
"You can buy those stickers here:\n\nhttps://arcempire.ca/products/warning-never-put-your-fingers-where-you-wouldnt-put-your-dick?variant=5237193375781",
"Um, this is reddit. Instructions nowhere near specific enough\n\nr/hmb",
"Haha joke's on you! I put my dick everywhere!",
"Looks like one of those machines that makes trinkets out of pennies. ",
"Weird how something that moves in a circle stops to have a sign point perfectly upright.",
"Rules out popcorn",
"Photoshop here, it's shopped. ",
"That's sure to grind somebody's gears…",
"Makes you really wonder what finger food truly is.",
"Student living off my parents. Definitely photoshopped. ",
"Awe, all that text and it’s photoshopped. A+ for effort though, I’ll give you that. ",
"Soo, if I want to tickle a baby, that’s molestation?",
"Challenge Excepted ",
"keep your dick in a vice",
"Guys I think we're completely missing the point of this, that is great advice no matter if the sticker is fake or not.",
"That's Only For Boys......",
"I don’t know what crazy kind of screen or eyes you’re using, but I can’t see the difference.",
"Never touching my mother again\n\n",
"In the second image on fotoforensics, those colorful dots represent compression artifacts. They usually tend to match the contour of the objects in the image, so flat objects usually have a consistent compression pattern on them. That sticker is a flat object attached to another flat object, the gear. If the sticker was present when the photo was taken, the gear and label would have similar compression as the entire picture would get compressed every time. Ignoring the red warning sign, because bright solid colors trigger false positives, you can see that the area that the sticker is in doesn't have as many dots at the rest of the gear. You can clearly make out the shape of the sticker due to the lack of dots, in fact. That's usually a sign that the original image of the gears was taken, compressed, and then another image, the sticker, was added to it, and since the sticker wasn't there originally it has a different level of compression. It's not a guaranteed fake, but it's a pretty big tip off that something might be up.",
"I checked it yesterday. \"danger starts automatically.\"",
"So how am I supposed to change my cars oil filter then? ",
"Thanks . If anybody wants these stickers please visit my website www.arcempire.ca ",
"I made these and have them for sale on our website www.arcempire.ca ",
"I actually made these and sell them. www.arcempire.ca \nFREE SHIPPING ",
"Visit www.arcempire.ca for the stickers. I took the picture 👍",
"It was strictly for an advertisement picture, ha. I have them for sell at www.arcempire.ca ",
"THANK YOU!!! lol",
"https://arcempire.ca/collections/for-the-ladies/products/warning-never-put-your-fingers-where-you-wouldnt-put-your-dick",
"An option I hadn't thought of!\n\nWell maybe its somewhere between the first and second options",
"LifeProTip?",
"I don’t know. I’ve got 10 fingers."
] | 1,083 |
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Attention!
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[
"Only known photo of the fearsome pterodactyl",
"This person could live in a place where areas like this are fairly common, and those hammocks are only about $40. \nThere really isn't much about this that says privilege ",
"Kauai?"
] | 4 |
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Moment of Zen
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[
"That guy’s really tall",
"Guy looks like a rubber band, his legs and head are closer to the president then his belly",
"I thought the guy trying to shake hands had some sort of weird extra finger in the shape of a snake... It's just the hand of the military dude behind them.",
"I do love how he goes right in to shake the mans hand. "
] | 4 |
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Monsieur le Président
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[
"Where in Switzerland?",
"Been there. Done that. I have also been to places here in the U.S. that look very close to being the same. This is a very nice photo!",
"I would definitely hide my unaccountable wealth in that non-shit hole country. ",
"Ya, but then you’re surrounded by Americans... 🤢",
"Not exactly! There are fewer people in the United States of America per acre than almost any other country in the world. A great deal of the people here are foreigners. Either visiting or squatting. By squatting, I mean Illegals. Therefore, unless you are hanging out at a Trump rally, it is difficult to find yourself \"surrounded\" by Americans. "
] | 5 |
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Switzerland
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[
"When your alpaca soul fades into the ether.",
"I drop kicked an old gypsy woman in the park and now I’m here.",
"Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was. - Talking Heads"
] | 3 |
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When you don’t understand how did you get here from the Andes
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[
"Looks very quaint and absolutely adorable. ",
"I think you mean *Animal Crossing*",
"[Here](https://www.flickr.com/photos/132920569@N02/18805453328/) is the source of this image. Credit to the photographer, [Gilles Letang](https://www.flickr.com/photos/132920569@N02/), who took this on June 10, 2015.",
"Needs more diversity.",
"\\*Tur**c**kheim \n",
"This is definitely some r/accidentalwesanderson stuff. Beautiful!"
] | 6 |
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Turkheim in France
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[
"i don't do reposts. karmadecay returns no results for this image. \n\nhttps://i.redd.it/i0dncb5wwee01.png\n\nif you say something like that back it up by posting a link. ",
"My bad, you were the same poster from /r/interestingasfuck\n\nTechnically, a crosspost, not a repost. Deleting my comment. ",
"no problem. thanks",
"No seeds, no stems, no sticks",
"Like a kid avoiding the crust on his sandwich."
] | 5 |
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Sawfly larvae eating a leaf
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[
"Yea - I decided to go for 'sweet' and ignore that someone would get rid of a really cool book, with this inscription.",
"What book is it?",
"It's called ***Yiddish Folktales***, an anthology of folktales from the old country, compiled by a Yiddish institute (YIVO).",
"Fiona and Rami you ungrateful sons a bitches!!!",
"r/BookInscriptions would probably enjoy this"
] | 5 |
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I got a used book from Amazon and opened it to this sweet inscription
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/r/pics/comments/7veqwl/a_buddhist_monk_sweeping_the_sidewalk/
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[
"#lifegoals",
"Jokes on him. Both he and the sidewalk are merely empty illusions.",
"Yoked"
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A Buddhist monk sweeping the sidewalk
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/r/pics/comments/7verk3/titanium_wedding_band_with_a_cherry_wood_inlay/
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[
"Sure this looks nice, but wood does not look like the best choice for a ring, as it is something you want to last as long as possible without any kind of visual damages. ",
"Actually these rings are surprisingly strong! I've been wearing mine for over 2 years now. The titanium band increases the hoop strength of the material significantly while a thin layer of epoxy seals and stabilizes the wood. \n\nFor those who are afraid of the fragile nature of wood inlays, I also make titanium rings with carbon fiber inlays which are much less susceptible to damage. Here is how I make my carbon fiber rings.\nhttps://www.honesthandsringco.com/blog/2018/2/1/how-to-make-a-carbon-fiber-ring",
"Wow, that seems really cool. I'd love to see the video you're working on as well :) ",
">Actually these rings are surprisingly strong!... I also make titanium rings with carbon fiber inlays which are much less susceptible to damage.\n\nSo, in short, the wood is susceptible to damage. Also, titanium rings are dangerous. ",
"I have a wooden watch and Ive been looking for a matching ring. I thought about making one myself. You actually did it. Props",
"This is actually a common misconception that titanium rings are dangerous.\nhttps://www.snopes.com/weddings/horrors/titanium.asp\n\nI also use grade 2 titanium which is about half as strong as the alloyed Grade 5 titanium. Using Grade 2 titanium would help the removal of a ring in case of emergency and also offers higher corrosion resistance. \n\n",
"Thank you!",
"Got any DIY info for us aspiring makers? Nice work!",
"\n/u/honesthandsringco, your comment was removed for the following reason: \n\n* Instagram links are not allowed in this subreddit. Handles are allowed (e.g. @example), as long as they are not a hotlink. (this is a spam prevention measure. Thank you for your understanding) \n\nTo have your comment restored, please edit the instagram link out of your comment, then send a [message to the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Request to restore comment by /u/honesthandsringco&message=This [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7verk3/titanium_wedding_band_with_a_cherry_wood_inlay/dtsvhfx/?context=3?context=10\\) was removed for containing an instagram link.)\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Thank you very much!\n\nHere is a blog post I just wrote about the fabrication process of my carbon fiber rings. https://www.honesthandsringco.com/blog/2018/2/1/how-to-make-a-carbon-fiber-ring\n\nYou can also follow along on my Instagram as I will post how-to information on there from time to time. ",
"Your response presents a false equivalence. Actually, the snopes article is refuting the outrageous \"CLAIM: Titanium rings can be removed from swollen fingers only through amputation.\" Well, nobody was making that claim in the first place. They also validate the claim you say they refute: \"It is true, however, that the equipment needed to remove a titanium ring may not be readily available... Aerospace (or aircraft) grade titanium is more difficult to saw through because it is not pure but rather a special alloy meant to be used under high stress conditions, and it should therefore be eschewed by those seeking titanium jewelry in favor of its commercial grade version because its removal could present additional problems.\"\n\n\n\n"
] | 11 |
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Titanium wedding band with a cherry wood inlay that I built
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/r/pics/comments/7vetob/i_painted_laughing_buddha_reef_with_some_of_the/
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[
"Laughing Buddha Reef\n\nOil on Canvas\n\n36″ x 48″\n\nIt’s a carefree life for this peaceful Laughing Buddha statue who rests on the bottom of a Bali reef. The Buddha is surrounded by some of the most bizzare creatures one might see during a dive in that area including a mimic octopus, Copperband butteryfly fish, harlequin shrimp, and ribbon eel. ",
"This is magnificent!",
"Love it",
"This is truly great.",
"Fyi: that’s not Buddha. That’s Hotei. He’s *a* buddha but not THE Buddha. ",
"Thanks Buttsex!",
"Does Bali have 7-11 crabs?",
"\"hahaha stop octopus im ticklish there!\""
] | 8 |
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I painted 'Laughing Buddha Reef' with some of the most bizzare undersea creatures.
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