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time for Kratos to get to work... | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks"
] |
>
This is a job for Arkantos | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work..."
] |
>
Ah a fellow man of culture I see | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos"
] |
>
Legendary boons in there | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see"
] |
>
But have they found the Poseidon Adventure? | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there"
] |
>
Dr. Jones unavailable for comment. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?"
] |
>
If it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks! | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment."
] |
>
I bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!"
] |
>
Oh yeah, I should get around to finishing that. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey"
] |
>
I'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these? | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that."
] |
>
The fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?"
] |
>
Or a two thousand year old Red Lobster. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa."
] |
>
“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster."
] |
>
Reads like a clickbait. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body."
] |
>
Of course it took this long to find the water temple. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait."
] |
>
Maybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊 | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple."
] |
>
Did they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming? | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊"
] |
>
All hail our Lord Poseidon! | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?"
] |
>
Release the Kraken! | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!"
] |
>
“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”
“Babe, your whooha is haunted.” | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!"
] |
>
I've seen this movie...best to leave it be. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”"
] |
>
Water they talking about. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be."
] |
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“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”
Odysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about."
] |
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It was underwater wasn’t it | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries."
] |
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They said it was found in grease. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it"
] |
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LOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like "wtf how did the lose track of that" | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease."
] |
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seriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\""
] |
>
Was it Poseidon this while time? | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god"
] |
>
However do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?"
] |
>
Maybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater"
] |
>
Hark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea! | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss."
] |
>
Tsunamis in the med? Pull my other one | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!"
] |
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Which one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!",
">\n\nTsunamis in the med? Pull my other one"
] |
>
Great, just wonderful. 2023 year we disturbed and angered ancient ocean god. Can’t wait for tidal waves and giant octopus attacks. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!",
">\n\nTsunamis in the med? Pull my other one",
">\n\nWhich one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there."
] |
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I was so Inspired and mesmerized by Greek mythology that I named my son Arion. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!",
">\n\nTsunamis in the med? Pull my other one",
">\n\nWhich one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there.",
">\n\nGreat, just wonderful. 2023 year we disturbed and angered ancient ocean god. Can’t wait for tidal waves and giant octopus attacks."
] |
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Why “the” temple why not “a” temple? | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!",
">\n\nTsunamis in the med? Pull my other one",
">\n\nWhich one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there.",
">\n\nGreat, just wonderful. 2023 year we disturbed and angered ancient ocean god. Can’t wait for tidal waves and giant octopus attacks.",
">\n\nI was so Inspired and mesmerized by Greek mythology that I named my son Arion."
] |
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He was always my favourite of the Greek gods. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!",
">\n\nTsunamis in the med? Pull my other one",
">\n\nWhich one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there.",
">\n\nGreat, just wonderful. 2023 year we disturbed and angered ancient ocean god. Can’t wait for tidal waves and giant octopus attacks.",
">\n\nI was so Inspired and mesmerized by Greek mythology that I named my son Arion.",
">\n\nWhy “the” temple why not “a” temple?"
] |
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Nice, and just in time for climate change to make him the most important God too. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!",
">\n\nTsunamis in the med? Pull my other one",
">\n\nWhich one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there.",
">\n\nGreat, just wonderful. 2023 year we disturbed and angered ancient ocean god. Can’t wait for tidal waves and giant octopus attacks.",
">\n\nI was so Inspired and mesmerized by Greek mythology that I named my son Arion.",
">\n\nWhy “the” temple why not “a” temple?",
">\n\nHe was always my favourite of the Greek gods."
] |
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And it's a coincidence Aquaman 2 is coming out in a few months. Nice try Greece. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!",
">\n\nTsunamis in the med? Pull my other one",
">\n\nWhich one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there.",
">\n\nGreat, just wonderful. 2023 year we disturbed and angered ancient ocean god. Can’t wait for tidal waves and giant octopus attacks.",
">\n\nI was so Inspired and mesmerized by Greek mythology that I named my son Arion.",
">\n\nWhy “the” temple why not “a” temple?",
">\n\nHe was always my favourite of the Greek gods.",
">\n\nNice, and just in time for climate change to make him the most important God too."
] |
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“The temple” why not “a temple” ? I’m sure he had more than one temple. | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!",
">\n\nTsunamis in the med? Pull my other one",
">\n\nWhich one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there.",
">\n\nGreat, just wonderful. 2023 year we disturbed and angered ancient ocean god. Can’t wait for tidal waves and giant octopus attacks.",
">\n\nI was so Inspired and mesmerized by Greek mythology that I named my son Arion.",
">\n\nWhy “the” temple why not “a” temple?",
">\n\nHe was always my favourite of the Greek gods.",
">\n\nNice, and just in time for climate change to make him the most important God too.",
">\n\nAnd it's a coincidence Aquaman 2 is coming out in a few months. Nice try Greece."
] |
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Where is the temple of ligma? | [
"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!",
">\n\nTsunamis in the med? Pull my other one",
">\n\nWhich one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there.",
">\n\nGreat, just wonderful. 2023 year we disturbed and angered ancient ocean god. Can’t wait for tidal waves and giant octopus attacks.",
">\n\nI was so Inspired and mesmerized by Greek mythology that I named my son Arion.",
">\n\nWhy “the” temple why not “a” temple?",
">\n\nHe was always my favourite of the Greek gods.",
">\n\nNice, and just in time for climate change to make him the most important God too.",
">\n\nAnd it's a coincidence Aquaman 2 is coming out in a few months. Nice try Greece.",
">\n\n“The temple” why not “a temple” ? I’m sure he had more than one temple."
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"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!",
">\n\nTsunamis in the med? Pull my other one",
">\n\nWhich one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there.",
">\n\nGreat, just wonderful. 2023 year we disturbed and angered ancient ocean god. Can’t wait for tidal waves and giant octopus attacks.",
">\n\nI was so Inspired and mesmerized by Greek mythology that I named my son Arion.",
">\n\nWhy “the” temple why not “a” temple?",
">\n\nHe was always my favourite of the Greek gods.",
">\n\nNice, and just in time for climate change to make him the most important God too.",
">\n\nAnd it's a coincidence Aquaman 2 is coming out in a few months. Nice try Greece.",
">\n\n“The temple” why not “a temple” ? I’m sure he had more than one temple.",
">\n\nWhere is the temple of ligma?"
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"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!",
">\n\nTsunamis in the med? Pull my other one",
">\n\nWhich one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there.",
">\n\nGreat, just wonderful. 2023 year we disturbed and angered ancient ocean god. Can’t wait for tidal waves and giant octopus attacks.",
">\n\nI was so Inspired and mesmerized by Greek mythology that I named my son Arion.",
">\n\nWhy “the” temple why not “a” temple?",
">\n\nHe was always my favourite of the Greek gods.",
">\n\nNice, and just in time for climate change to make him the most important God too.",
">\n\nAnd it's a coincidence Aquaman 2 is coming out in a few months. Nice try Greece.",
">\n\n“The temple” why not “a temple” ? I’m sure he had more than one temple.",
">\n\nWhere is the temple of ligma?",
">\n\nBlack Panther 2 vibes"
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"Here's a better article on the same find, with more details, including photographs, and without all those horrible spammy ads popping up all over the place.",
">\n\nThank you, when I take over the world I’ll ensure your death is quick and painless - or bloody and gruesome if you prefer.",
">\n\nQuick and painless and bloody and gruesome aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive…",
">\n\nNot the way I’ll go about it when I conquer the world and crown myself “The Fucking World Emperor Over You Silly Twats”. So watch it, when the world is mine my first world order is to make arguing with me punishable by snu-snu.",
">\n\nI wish to argue with you about that punishment at length.",
">\n\nI’ll pen you in for say July 8th, 2035? The decree will be made public on July 9th, 2035 and will be retroactive.\nRemindMe! 4,561 days",
">\n\nCan I get myself some of that action too please? Or are you scared to argue",
">\n\nExcellent. I’ll pen you in for RemindMe! July 9th, 2035",
">\n\n“The area where the remains were found is prone to tsunamis which would make sense because Poseidon is the god of tsunamis”\nYou would think they would’ve thought to look there earlier",
">\n\nyou forgot the quote about how the temple was roughly where an ancient poet said it was",
">\n\nIt was never really lost so much as ignored",
">\n\nPoseidon will be pissed",
">\n\nIsn’t he always?",
">\n\nSometimes he kisses me",
">\n\nPoseiden kisses me every morning thanks to Tushy™️ bidets\nUse my promo code GoochStub20 for 20 percent off your connection to the pantheon of Greek gods",
">\n\nInstructions unclear. Fucked Zeus",
">\n\nYou and everybody else. Except Hera.",
">\n\nForget Poseidon, Where's the temple of Aphrodite?",
">\n\nTucked under the hood of the labia.",
">\n\nBut where could that be?",
">\n\nIt’s in her purse. Her naughty purse.",
">\n\nI thought I found it under the couch.",
">\n\nNo, just above the cooch.",
">\n\nYou can't be that hard to find, I took a picture on top of his trident in assassin's Creed Odyssey. That's basically the same thing, right?",
">\n\nI know that's a lie... because everyone took a pic on his scrote.",
">\n\nThat was Zeus’ giant scrot everyone took a picture of.",
">\n\nThere was only one temple built for Poseidon?",
">\n\nThere are others. A popular tourist destination is the temple of Poseidon on Cape Sounion, about an hour drive from Athens.",
">\n\nI’ve been there. It’s nice and a view but nothing else to do but look at the ruins and leave.",
">\n\nThat's the case with a lot of ruins and monumental structures. Some people are interested in the ruins themselves and that's enough reason to visit. As a slight alternative for that specific temple, some tourists charter a boat and see the ruins from the sea to combine activities.",
">\n\nI preferred Athens. See the ruins then go get some food or shop.",
">\n\nI sometimes struggle with how long 2000 years ago really was",
">\n\nThat actually makes me feel like its not that long ago.",
">\n\nI mean think about, people used to DIE at 30 and have sex with 12 year olds, lol",
">\n\nNot really where my thought process was going but yes that too lmao.",
">\n\nIf you find an ominously glowing golden trident there...leave it the heck alone!",
">\n\nLook I’m not saying you’re wrong…I’m just saying we should use it to pry open the tomb of Osiris we found. Two curses cancel each other out right?",
">\n\nWhat happens if Osiris manages to take you as a host before you can stop them?",
">\n\nThen Osiris has the trident, and all is lost.\nOr really good. Seems to be a pretty okay god as far as it goes.",
">\n\nThey lost it!!?\nBut seriously, this article is garbage. They found A temple of Poseidon. There are a bunch of them in Greece.",
">\n\nEasily the coolest of all the Greek gods, sans Hephaestus.",
">\n\nI like Apollo! Light, music, poetry, archery. Truth. He’s got all the best stuff!",
">\n\nI like Zues because hes kinda a powerful dumbass in a lot of ancient literature.",
">\n\nThat is an accurate way to describe any god.",
">\n\nWhy 'The' Poseidon Temple? There is already one at the Sounion Cape.",
">\n\nOcarina of time Water Temple flashbacks",
">\n\ntime for Kratos to get to work...",
">\n\nThis is a job for Arkantos",
">\n\nAh a fellow man of culture I see",
">\n\nLegendary boons in there",
">\n\nBut have they found the Poseidon Adventure?",
">\n\nDr. Jones unavailable for comment.",
">\n\nIf it's not at least half a mile underwater why bother? Work harder Ancient Greeks!",
">\n\nI bet they just looked it up in AC Odyssey",
">\n\nOh yeah, I should get around to finishing that.",
">\n\nI'm not even Greek but can we go back to worshipping cool Gods like these?",
">\n\nThe fact that we are still discovering ancient sites in Greece despite the decades of archeological interest makes me hopeful of all the things we may find in Africa.",
">\n\nOr a two thousand year old Red Lobster.",
">\n\n“Remains” rather than “ruins” was an odd choice. Reads like they found Poseidon’s body.",
">\n\nReads like a clickbait.",
">\n\nOf course it took this long to find the water temple.",
">\n\nMaybe the real temple is the friends we made along the sea? 🌊",
">\n\nDid they ask him what he thinks about the seas rising from global warming?",
">\n\nAll hail our Lord Poseidon!",
">\n\nRelease the Kraken!",
">\n\n“Before me things create were none, save things Eternal, and eternal I endure. All hope abandon ye who enter here”\n“Babe, your whooha is haunted.”",
">\n\nI've seen this movie...best to leave it be.",
">\n\nWater they talking about.",
">\n\n“POSEIIIIIIDON!!! WADADYA WANT?!?!”\nOdysseus from the terrible 90’s Odyssey miniseries.",
">\n\nIt was underwater wasn’t it",
">\n\nThey said it was found in grease.",
">\n\nLOL i thought they were talking bout the famous poseidon temple in cape sounion and was like \"wtf how did the lose track of that\"",
">\n\nseriously. it's like guys, they found a cool old building and the pagans have been gone for 1700 years shut the fuck up about your god",
">\n\nWas it Poseidon this while time?",
">\n\nHowever do to increased expenses, their current funding is underwater",
">\n\nMaybe we'll find out what Poseidon used to call a Poseidon's Kiss.",
">\n\nHark, Triton! Hark! Bellow! Bid our father, the Sea King, rise from the depths, full-foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt-foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs 'till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more... only when, he, crowned in cockle shells with slithering tentacled tail and steaming beard, takes up his fell, be-finnèd arm – his coral-tined trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet! BURSTING YE, a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now – a nothing for the Harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon, only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself, forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea... for any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul, is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!",
">\n\nTsunamis in the med? Pull my other one",
">\n\nWhich one, there is already a famous one that’s a huge tourist attraction. I’ve been there.",
">\n\nGreat, just wonderful. 2023 year we disturbed and angered ancient ocean god. Can’t wait for tidal waves and giant octopus attacks.",
">\n\nI was so Inspired and mesmerized by Greek mythology that I named my son Arion.",
">\n\nWhy “the” temple why not “a” temple?",
">\n\nHe was always my favourite of the Greek gods.",
">\n\nNice, and just in time for climate change to make him the most important God too.",
">\n\nAnd it's a coincidence Aquaman 2 is coming out in a few months. Nice try Greece.",
">\n\n“The temple” why not “a temple” ? I’m sure he had more than one temple.",
">\n\nWhere is the temple of ligma?",
">\n\nBlack Panther 2 vibes",
">\n\nJPost is the new archaeology magazine"
] |
Wow. The investigation still hasn't been concluded?
It's been 2 ½ years. | [] |
>
None of the ones who got called in for questioning went. Actually, they themselves sued the main investigator. One of them even ran for elections and got elected. | [
"Wow. The investigation still hasn't been concluded?\nIt's been 2 ½ years."
] |
>
ridiculous. | [
"Wow. The investigation still hasn't been concluded?\nIt's been 2 ½ years.",
">\n\nNone of the ones who got called in for questioning went. Actually, they themselves sued the main investigator. One of them even ran for elections and got elected."
] |
> | [
"Wow. The investigation still hasn't been concluded?\nIt's been 2 ½ years.",
">\n\nNone of the ones who got called in for questioning went. Actually, they themselves sued the main investigator. One of them even ran for elections and got elected.",
">\n\nridiculous."
] |
That's dumber than bringing a snowball into Congress to disprove climate change. | [] |
>
Man eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove he knows nothing about climate change. | [
"That's dumber than bringing a snowball into Congress to disprove climate change."
] |
>
Ah. The “if I think it it must be true” branch of science. | [
"That's dumber than bringing a snowball into Congress to disprove climate change.",
">\n\nMan eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove he knows nothing about climate change."
] |
>
See? Canada has moron as well... | [
"That's dumber than bringing a snowball into Congress to disprove climate change.",
">\n\nMan eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove he knows nothing about climate change.",
">\n\nAh. The “if I think it it must be true” branch of science."
] |
>
Until the Freedumb Convoy, I really had the impression that Canadians were smarter than their southern cousins by a lot. Turns out the margin was smaller than expected. | [
"That's dumber than bringing a snowball into Congress to disprove climate change.",
">\n\nMan eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove he knows nothing about climate change.",
">\n\nAh. The “if I think it it must be true” branch of science.",
">\n\nSee? Canada has moron as well..."
] |
>
Reasonable | [
"That's dumber than bringing a snowball into Congress to disprove climate change.",
">\n\nMan eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove he knows nothing about climate change.",
">\n\nAh. The “if I think it it must be true” branch of science.",
">\n\nSee? Canada has moron as well...",
">\n\nUntil the Freedumb Convoy, I really had the impression that Canadians were smarter than their southern cousins by a lot. Turns out the margin was smaller than expected."
] |
>
Dude would be better off if he spent more time at the library. | [
"That's dumber than bringing a snowball into Congress to disprove climate change.",
">\n\nMan eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove he knows nothing about climate change.",
">\n\nAh. The “if I think it it must be true” branch of science.",
">\n\nSee? Canada has moron as well...",
">\n\nUntil the Freedumb Convoy, I really had the impression that Canadians were smarter than their southern cousins by a lot. Turns out the margin was smaller than expected.",
">\n\nReasonable"
] |
>
One of these things is not like the other. | [
"That's dumber than bringing a snowball into Congress to disprove climate change.",
">\n\nMan eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove he knows nothing about climate change.",
">\n\nAh. The “if I think it it must be true” branch of science.",
">\n\nSee? Canada has moron as well...",
">\n\nUntil the Freedumb Convoy, I really had the impression that Canadians were smarter than their southern cousins by a lot. Turns out the margin was smaller than expected.",
">\n\nReasonable",
">\n\nDude would be better off if he spent more time at the library."
] |
>
How about he repeats his performance, but this time we inject his chili peppers with concentrated liquid smog run off and test him for the results. | [
"That's dumber than bringing a snowball into Congress to disprove climate change.",
">\n\nMan eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove he knows nothing about climate change.",
">\n\nAh. The “if I think it it must be true” branch of science.",
">\n\nSee? Canada has moron as well...",
">\n\nUntil the Freedumb Convoy, I really had the impression that Canadians were smarter than their southern cousins by a lot. Turns out the margin was smaller than expected.",
">\n\nReasonable",
">\n\nDude would be better off if he spent more time at the library.",
">\n\nOne of these things is not like the other."
] |
>
Reactionaries and their climate denial is like watching a 4 year old try to convince you that going to sleep is a conspiracy against them. | [
"That's dumber than bringing a snowball into Congress to disprove climate change.",
">\n\nMan eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove he knows nothing about climate change.",
">\n\nAh. The “if I think it it must be true” branch of science.",
">\n\nSee? Canada has moron as well...",
">\n\nUntil the Freedumb Convoy, I really had the impression that Canadians were smarter than their southern cousins by a lot. Turns out the margin was smaller than expected.",
">\n\nReasonable",
">\n\nDude would be better off if he spent more time at the library.",
">\n\nOne of these things is not like the other.",
">\n\nHow about he repeats his performance, but this time we inject his chili peppers with concentrated liquid smog run off and test him for the results."
] |
> | [
"That's dumber than bringing a snowball into Congress to disprove climate change.",
">\n\nMan eats chili pepper at Edmonton city council meeting to prove he knows nothing about climate change.",
">\n\nAh. The “if I think it it must be true” branch of science.",
">\n\nSee? Canada has moron as well...",
">\n\nUntil the Freedumb Convoy, I really had the impression that Canadians were smarter than their southern cousins by a lot. Turns out the margin was smaller than expected.",
">\n\nReasonable",
">\n\nDude would be better off if he spent more time at the library.",
">\n\nOne of these things is not like the other.",
">\n\nHow about he repeats his performance, but this time we inject his chili peppers with concentrated liquid smog run off and test him for the results.",
">\n\nReactionaries and their climate denial is like watching a 4 year old try to convince you that going to sleep is a conspiracy against them."
] |
We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining. | [] |
>
The only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football
Edit: phrasing | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining."
] |
>
There once was a song about a meter maid... | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing"
] |
>
sounds lovely | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid..."
] |
>
'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely"
] |
>
Im the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see."
] |
>
Maybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks"
] |
>
Of all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life."
] |
>
I bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal."
] |
>
Imagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials.
Humorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying "yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it." | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties."
] |
>
People that only watch the Super Bowl "for the commercials" are the same people that still think calling it "sportsball" is original and hilarious. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\""
] |
>
The commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious."
] |
>
Aww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game."
] |
>
These people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay"
] |
>
Idk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed."
] |
>
They're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips."
] |
>
Now they are. They used to be really good. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos."
] |
>
I've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good."
] |
>
Then the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:
It was the greatest thing I've seen!
They were terrible!
Was anyone really paying attention?
Et al... | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old."
] |
>
It was a marketing ploy that worked very well. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al..."
] |
>
I cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well."
] |
>
They used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls."
] |
>
Super bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining."
] |
>
To be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality.
But no, not anymore. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat."
] |
>
Why do you care though? | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore."
] |
>
Here's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.
There's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole "companies are evil and manipulative" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?"
] |
>
Luckily for us, we don’t think about you. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy."
] |
>
Usually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub? | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you."
] |
>
I feel like that is every sub. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?"
] |
>
The commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub."
] |
>
Everyone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me."
] |
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the commercials are more entertaining than the game | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch."
] |
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I make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game"
] |
>
Honestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things.
It’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one."
] |
>
Why do you care? | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw."
] |
>
What else did Americans upset you with today? | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?"
] |
>
Exist. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?"
] |
>
Have you ever watched the Super Bowl? | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist."
] |
>
I still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?"
] |
>
Well to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever."
] |
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These are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating. | [
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun."
] |
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