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You're like a weed...once I think I've gotten rid of you, you come crawling back...
@EricStreight eww haha that is awful.
I got to straighten my hair when I get home & I hate myself. Ewh ewh ewh.
Well fuck you Andrew \ud83d\ude20
I didn't look at my phone when I was doing my homework except once to snap chat \ud83d\udc4c
Can't wait to see all the pictures I'm going to take tomorrow then look in the background and see the photobombs from @TrevorWatling
@SavannahBlank oh yeah, you just up here for the weekend?
Let's hang!
Why does my dad email me like what's wrong with texting dude
@kn_tadayuu \u304a\u3064\u304b\u308c\u3064\u30fc\u3093 \u30b7\u30e5\u30b7\u30e5\u98db\u3070\u3057\u305f\u3063\u3066\u3053\u3068\u306f\u5fc5\u7136\u7684\u306b\u30dd\u30cb\u30c6\u5d29\u308c\u305f\u306e\u3067\u306f\uff1f
Don't stay for the wrong reasons
@RockyPatel_SG Nice pencil in the ear
It ain't about who did it first, it's about who did it right.\ud83d\udc4c
Is that ask thing anonymous?
I'm twerking to Secondhand Serenade in the dark \nHi
This pretzels \ud83d\udc4d
That pathetic moment when your legs are tired from shopping #oh
That didn't last long, damn.
These guys have some ratchet ass carpet.
I'm highly disappointed about the ending of Catching Fire \ud83d\ude21
I wanna cuddle and watch scary movies with my bf in bed #please
@AskAuntieEm1 XOXO!
I forgive but never forget
Pitbull sucks
I want you to stay
@amandaa_pls I did before I even saw this. He says hello. :) \rAnd, he beat me too. They only deducted 2 points from his score!!!
Loling
Wow this game is awesome #snowbowl
I don't wanna go to school I just wanna be a fool. #wisewordsofmo
@Im_That_Dude11 I be on my grind dog
I feel full of life today \ud83d\ude04
Yay! Dad saved me from my boredom!
@LaurenAPN hope your havin a good night
WHERE IS TAYLOR
@M_McWilliams58 you're welcome & thanks. I didn't think you did \ud83d\ude02
The amount of respect people have these days for others is disgusting
@rebekahrow One is enough haha
#sorrynotsorry
@litafajita_ druggie
@knowingsavannah it's legit been like 2 years
@taylor_peterson I MISS PDIDDY \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc94
Let me live that fantasy
not gonna be on twitter or instagram like that #bye #ghost
Great day fishin
Blood is in the streets.
Shit I forgot I need a ride after school now
@XBruinsGirl17 woke up and my hand was throbbing. Seems like we're in good shape to load the truck today.....
@MattCarp13 Happy flight!
@JeffVaughn love in a box \ud83d\ude0a
@CobyMatush Friday
My hair has already gotten so much lighter #BlondePerks #Woo
I really wish my mom would answer her fucking phone
Getting to drive the Mustang. >>> \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\u2764
@z_holmie @DylanHudson5 he is the best player ever
SOMEONE GET CHIPOLTE WITH ME PLEAAAASE
@_MylesHighClub_ it really does. Only a few rainy days and a few cold ones. But the rest of the 350 are too nice
I'm not doing anything
I honestly could care less
@Theresacaputo hey Theresa....when do you come to Louisville??? Can hardly wait and SURE don't want to miss you!!!
So happy to be sleeping in my own bed, and I have realized I definitely need my hot boxes of love to keep me warm at night!
Either take my blunt, honest advice, or don't ask me.
Ok I'm 9
Tonight @julls_lietz and I learned that you can be emotionally over someone but not sexually over them. #sothatsthat #hahaha
@ToddKincannon what's the next window?
I corrupt so many people.
can't wait for Saturday tbh
Come on Shockers I need 2 more points from you for your over.
Well then...anyone else wanna come cuddle? #sickgirlstats #needacuddlebuddy
Now I feel like making a gluten free pumpkin roll... What the hell is wrong with me?! guess I'm on a roll \ud83d\ude09 #pun
Lol the soccer field in burnsville by the highway always has 8 foot black men playing in it
@10iskristin Jingle B.A. And Rock
@Devin_1995 nice
Remember when all you guys said Duke didn't stand a chance? Hahahahaha
@Lil_Schuk is it kenzie
@leslieanna06 The 18th! You better use them quickly!
I wanna watch @OITNB, but Morehead's wifi won't let me. #CollegeProbs #FirstWorldPains
Hahahhahah my dad sat at the wrong table with two other women. #dying
\Never tell me the odds"
@AnchorsOwlsTea what happened lol
Forget you \ud83c\udfb6
@Baileyluke5 hahahaha....... Awkward.
@23penny1 when I text you it takes you a billion years to respond sometimes lol
Big al's parking lot is so dumb
Don't go through life...grow through life
the puppies \ud83d\udc36
I don't even need to watch the walking dead. I get the episode summarized on twitter. I just found out the governors dead.
Why am I in such a bad mood?
@dutchmaster_d @atlanticcity911 @lyndacohen but they went to the train station and was waiting for a train.... Dummies
Both of you are getting reamed a new asshole the next I see you.
WHY ISNT THERE A KNITTING EMOJI
@laurgrubb im right here
@MrWellDone__ well hey there
Got our medals! Pub crawl finished in 2 hours. #drunk #winners
I hate Rochester I can't wait to move out of NY when I graduate
@TheDailyTattoos love this.
My house smells like cookies now. Thanks @Laineylee_
Running around town and eating at the Steakhouse instead of school\ud83d\ude02 Fine with me!! #Homeschooled #paradetonight
$1000 would be enough \ud83d\ude0f I think
Preach to me about what is a sin when you are a sinless human being. Until then, mind your own. #loveislove
\If someone stops you then you can say you have good wood!!\" - @dAnn2_9 hahaha #40yroldman"