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You're like a weed...once I think I've gotten rid of you, you come crawling back...
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@EricStreight eww haha that is awful.
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I got to straighten my hair when I get home & I hate myself. Ewh ewh ewh.
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Well fuck you Andrew \ud83d\ude20
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I didn't look at my phone when I was doing my homework except once to snap chat \ud83d\udc4c
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Can't wait to see all the pictures I'm going to take tomorrow then look in the background and see the photobombs from @TrevorWatling
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@SavannahBlank oh yeah, you just up here for the weekend?
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Let's hang!
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Why does my dad email me like what's wrong with texting dude
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@kn_tadayuu \u304a\u3064\u304b\u308c\u3064\u30fc\u3093 \u30b7\u30e5\u30b7\u30e5\u98db\u3070\u3057\u305f\u3063\u3066\u3053\u3068\u306f\u5fc5\u7136\u7684\u306b\u30dd\u30cb\u30c6\u5d29\u308c\u305f\u306e\u3067\u306f\uff1f
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Don't stay for the wrong reasons
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@RockyPatel_SG Nice pencil in the ear
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It ain't about who did it first, it's about who did it right.\ud83d\udc4c
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Is that ask thing anonymous?
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I'm twerking to Secondhand Serenade in the dark \nHi
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This pretzels \ud83d\udc4d
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That pathetic moment when your legs are tired from shopping #oh
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That didn't last long, damn.
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These guys have some ratchet ass carpet.
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I'm highly disappointed about the ending of Catching Fire \ud83d\ude21
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I wanna cuddle and watch scary movies with my bf in bed #please
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@AskAuntieEm1 XOXO!
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I forgive but never forget
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Pitbull sucks
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I want you to stay
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@amandaa_pls I did before I even saw this. He says hello. :) \rAnd, he beat me too. They only deducted 2 points from his score!!!
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Loling
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Wow this game is awesome #snowbowl
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I don't wanna go to school I just wanna be a fool. #wisewordsofmo
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@Im_That_Dude11 I be on my grind dog
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I feel full of life today \ud83d\ude04
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Yay! Dad saved me from my boredom!
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@LaurenAPN hope your havin a good night
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WHERE IS TAYLOR
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@M_McWilliams58 you're welcome & thanks. I didn't think you did \ud83d\ude02
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The amount of respect people have these days for others is disgusting
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@rebekahrow One is enough haha
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#sorrynotsorry
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@litafajita_ druggie
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@knowingsavannah it's legit been like 2 years
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@taylor_peterson I MISS PDIDDY \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc94
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Let me live that fantasy
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not gonna be on twitter or instagram like that #bye #ghost
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Great day fishin
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Blood is in the streets.
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Shit I forgot I need a ride after school now
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@XBruinsGirl17 woke up and my hand was throbbing. Seems like we're in good shape to load the truck today.....
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@MattCarp13 Happy flight!
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@JeffVaughn love in a box \ud83d\ude0a
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@CobyMatush Friday
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My hair has already gotten so much lighter #BlondePerks #Woo
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I really wish my mom would answer her fucking phone
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Getting to drive the Mustang. >>> \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\u2764
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@z_holmie @DylanHudson5 he is the best player ever
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SOMEONE GET CHIPOLTE WITH ME PLEAAAASE
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@_MylesHighClub_ it really does. Only a few rainy days and a few cold ones. But the rest of the 350 are too nice
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I'm not doing anything
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I honestly could care less
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@Theresacaputo hey Theresa....when do you come to Louisville??? Can hardly wait and SURE don't want to miss you!!!
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So happy to be sleeping in my own bed, and I have realized I definitely need my hot boxes of love to keep me warm at night!
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Either take my blunt, honest advice, or don't ask me.
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Ok I'm 9
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Tonight @julls_lietz and I learned that you can be emotionally over someone but not sexually over them. #sothatsthat #hahaha
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@ToddKincannon what's the next window?
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I corrupt so many people.
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can't wait for Saturday tbh
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Come on Shockers I need 2 more points from you for your over.
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Well then...anyone else wanna come cuddle? #sickgirlstats #needacuddlebuddy
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Now I feel like making a gluten free pumpkin roll... What the hell is wrong with me?! guess I'm on a roll \ud83d\ude09 #pun
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Lol the soccer field in burnsville by the highway always has 8 foot black men playing in it
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@10iskristin Jingle B.A. And Rock
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@Devin_1995 nice
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Remember when all you guys said Duke didn't stand a chance? Hahahahaha
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@Lil_Schuk is it kenzie
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@leslieanna06 The 18th! You better use them quickly!
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I wanna watch @OITNB, but Morehead's wifi won't let me. #CollegeProbs #FirstWorldPains
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Hahahhahah my dad sat at the wrong table with two other women. #dying
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\Never tell me the odds"
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@AnchorsOwlsTea what happened lol
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Forget you \ud83c\udfb6
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@Baileyluke5 hahahaha....... Awkward.
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@23penny1 when I text you it takes you a billion years to respond sometimes lol
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Big al's parking lot is so dumb
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Don't go through life...grow through life
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the puppies \ud83d\udc36
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I don't even need to watch the walking dead. I get the episode summarized on twitter. I just found out the governors dead.
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Why am I in such a bad mood?
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@dutchmaster_d @atlanticcity911 @lyndacohen but they went to the train station and was waiting for a train.... Dummies
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Both of you are getting reamed a new asshole the next I see you.
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WHY ISNT THERE A KNITTING EMOJI
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@laurgrubb im right here
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@MrWellDone__ well hey there
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Got our medals! Pub crawl finished in 2 hours. #drunk #winners
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I hate Rochester I can't wait to move out of NY when I graduate
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@TheDailyTattoos love this.
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My house smells like cookies now. Thanks @Laineylee_
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Running around town and eating at the Steakhouse instead of school\ud83d\ude02 Fine with me!! #Homeschooled #paradetonight
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$1000 would be enough \ud83d\ude0f I think
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Preach to me about what is a sin when you are a sinless human being. Until then, mind your own. #loveislove
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\If someone stops you then you can say you have good wood!!\" - @dAnn2_9 hahaha #40yroldman"
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