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@HOLOCAUSTIN Oh. Word! Super random you said that. I wish we could've done more with it.
I guess when it hits 12 the whores come out to play.
noooooooo \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude2d
#ohmygod children are already crying and we're not even on the plane yet. #nonapsforme
I have no one to talk to lol. It's time for bed.
I could live off of salad
@brandy_alex12 yes she's getting the same thing !
I can't even begin to explain my excitement to speak with our recruiter from Troy on Wednesday! #CountdownToCollege
I hate makeup so much
Andrew's sweats >>> \ud83d\ude0d
Only one more hour of work #thankgod
@MileyCyrus new song wrecking ball is absolutely perfect
@cheyytyler72 you thought we were ever friends? LOL
The vow is the cutest movie everrrr \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc97
Justin Bieber's tattoos really are hot. Can't even lie
Being yourself is way better than trying to be someone you're not.
I can't even stand up without wanting to fall over and pass out.
@Richie2day @nohypejustlife lol stop being mean Richie
@wonkyushipper07 They love each other but not in a romantic way. They use sex to bond because it's the only way they know how
@emmaefraser @Parissa_Rad it's not even like eyelashes where if you're really desperate you can get fake ones...
@MelvinBrenner @mcshane_caitlin I knew u were gonna say that lollllzzzz
Thank you to my boyfriend for always being there for me for the last couple months. #meanseverything @tuckermarks
Blast of Tempest was decent, really stumbled in the second half but picks back up by the end.
@davonmagwood Where ya headed to now?
@bmcnely Agreed, that why I'm happily using DTP more. It's nice controlling all my data. Now I need to find a Reader replacement.
@phil_reece that's amazing
Staying home and watching jack the giant slayer unlike everyone else #groundedlife
I love melatonin.
Im always the one alone and inside like i wish people actually wanted to chill with me .
Can we just leave already?
I want a boyfriend who will visit me at work and bring me mcdonalds.
The things that I've done and the man I've become disappear. I wish I was anywhere but here!
No I definitely won
I usually can read people rather well, but that night on my date I was totally wrong, the #toolbag turned out to be #princecharming \ud83d\udc51
He was yellow and fluffy.
My ass is #sore from the #gym...
@danibren im thinkin like full clothed dryhumping
@iank12 I believe that was absolute citron and pink lemonade
@BigPape60 yeah dude
@errca_ann did you get it at Joe Sippers?! They are the best!!!!
#SharkWeek is the best week>>>
Just sneezed so hard I almost hit my head on my steering wheel \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33
I have got to stop thinking that maybe if I were different I'd have you
Planning a glitter war in commons with Nick, Casey, and Angelo. Should be fun
If you smoke mids I'm just gonna assume you have a little weiner. Sorry, that's life.
Why couldn't Geneseo be located somewhere warm all year round?
Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 30.19 in, Steady. Temperature 68.0 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 99%
@janwatson6 keep your head up \ud83d\ude18
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that's pretty funny coming from you considering the things you've done \ud83d\ude4a
Can't wait till the team gets to see @ShitKeeferSays0 Afro he's got going on.
The assistant even asked about my moms pig cake \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc37
Saying goodbye never gets easier.
@MRNRadio Kyle would only smash it in victory lane:(
@Stormyjones1 hahah well we beat them once so..
@TDP_9166 feel like I can't either than... \ud83d\udc81
@bre_joyce love you too Bre!
@DillonVoltz you would be my best man if i would ever get married but i won't cuz i will die of cancer by then #cancerboy :) #eulogyspeaker?
@chefsymon I have both danskos and crocs. All depends.
I knew it was too good to be true
So I've decided too join the sailing team at drexal
I Can't Shake You. <3 #glorianna #country
Why didn't Chris Daughtry win American Idol again? His voice is gold.
I feel college is so much easier than highschool
Cocaine is awesome.
I can make your life a living hell if you don't shut the fuck up
if there's fuzz where your hamster was, it's probably because of tarantulas!
@justinbieber @uniteofbieber SO CUTE
One of the worst things ever is opening snapchat and it's on the front facing camera
yeeee I am now am owner of an iPad mini \u263a\ufe0f
Saying bye is hard
Dibs @LukeBryanOnline
At my breaking point.... never thought I'd hear myself say, SCHOOL HURRY UP!
Moral of the story ladies and germs, don't say shit about my unicorn. Or i WILL fuck your life up.
Jeff never misses a Women Crush Wednesday \ud83d\ude02 @J_Etter14
So far my college experience consists of writing essays and eating grilled cheeses
Walking though the snow in flip flops is definitely one of my worst ideas ever
@Bri_nicole26 haha it came out of no where just popped up im my head!! Those are the best times when I say my most funniest things! Usually!
I just need some Fazoli's now.
My brother just spelled worn as whoren.... \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
@JuanDwptv me neither.
My pops just asked what 'Lace Up' was.
Could have been...
I couldn't spell faggot without u
\ue348\ue347- you are so pretty!
you're a temptation i can't resist
Somebody's grouchy! @bigdaddyayers
@muh_ken_zay I do it all day everyday. #civicswag
oops
Look, it's Ben Afflec playing Tony Stark. #Paycheck
@Toaddiamond typed that by himself
Christmas is ruined. That is all.
Still have one more day until I go back to reality \ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\ude48
Drove my brother all the way to school and then he realized he doesn't have his backpack
@shondarhimes@EllenPompeo loved the show tonight. I can't wait to see what happens next. But I'm sad that @IamSandraOh is leaving the show
ruined my day\ud83d\ude02
Trying to eat healthier...not going so well
#ConsOfDatingMe I care too much, clearly that's a problem.
Phones been quiet all morning \ud83d\ude1e #NoLove
Every damn time me and Becca go to eat she brings home leftovers and leaves them at my house