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@HOLOCAUSTIN Oh. Word! Super random you said that. I wish we could've done more with it.
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I guess when it hits 12 the whores come out to play.
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noooooooo \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude2d
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#ohmygod children are already crying and we're not even on the plane yet. #nonapsforme
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I have no one to talk to lol. It's time for bed.
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I could live off of salad
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@brandy_alex12 yes she's getting the same thing !
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I can't even begin to explain my excitement to speak with our recruiter from Troy on Wednesday! #CountdownToCollege
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I hate makeup so much
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Andrew's sweats >>> \ud83d\ude0d
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Only one more hour of work #thankgod
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@MileyCyrus new song wrecking ball is absolutely perfect
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@cheyytyler72 you thought we were ever friends? LOL
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The vow is the cutest movie everrrr \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc97
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Justin Bieber's tattoos really are hot. Can't even lie
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Being yourself is way better than trying to be someone you're not.
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I can't even stand up without wanting to fall over and pass out.
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@Richie2day @nohypejustlife lol stop being mean Richie
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@wonkyushipper07 They love each other but not in a romantic way. They use sex to bond because it's the only way they know how
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@emmaefraser @Parissa_Rad it's not even like eyelashes where if you're really desperate you can get fake ones...
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@MelvinBrenner @mcshane_caitlin I knew u were gonna say that lollllzzzz
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Thank you to my boyfriend for always being there for me for the last couple months. #meanseverything @tuckermarks
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Blast of Tempest was decent, really stumbled in the second half but picks back up by the end.
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@davonmagwood Where ya headed to now?
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@bmcnely Agreed, that why I'm happily using DTP more. It's nice controlling all my data. Now I need to find a Reader replacement.
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@phil_reece that's amazing
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Staying home and watching jack the giant slayer unlike everyone else #groundedlife
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I love melatonin.
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Im always the one alone and inside like i wish people actually wanted to chill with me .
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Can we just leave already?
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I want a boyfriend who will visit me at work and bring me mcdonalds.
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The things that I've done and the man I've become disappear. I wish I was anywhere but here!
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No I definitely won
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I usually can read people rather well, but that night on my date I was totally wrong, the #toolbag turned out to be #princecharming \ud83d\udc51
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He was yellow and fluffy.
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My ass is #sore from the #gym...
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@danibren im thinkin like full clothed dryhumping
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@iank12 I believe that was absolute citron and pink lemonade
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@BigPape60 yeah dude
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@errca_ann did you get it at Joe Sippers?! They are the best!!!!
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#SharkWeek is the best week>>>
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Just sneezed so hard I almost hit my head on my steering wheel \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33
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I have got to stop thinking that maybe if I were different I'd have you
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Planning a glitter war in commons with Nick, Casey, and Angelo. Should be fun
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If you smoke mids I'm just gonna assume you have a little weiner. Sorry, that's life.
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Why couldn't Geneseo be located somewhere warm all year round?
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Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 30.19 in, Steady. Temperature 68.0 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 99%
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@janwatson6 keep your head up \ud83d\ude18
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that's pretty funny coming from you considering the things you've done \ud83d\ude4a
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Can't wait till the team gets to see @ShitKeeferSays0 Afro he's got going on.
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The assistant even asked about my moms pig cake \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc37
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Saying goodbye never gets easier.
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@MRNRadio Kyle would only smash it in victory lane:(
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@Stormyjones1 hahah well we beat them once so..
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@TDP_9166 feel like I can't either than... \ud83d\udc81
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@bre_joyce love you too Bre!
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@DillonVoltz you would be my best man if i would ever get married but i won't cuz i will die of cancer by then #cancerboy :) #eulogyspeaker?
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@chefsymon I have both danskos and crocs. All depends.
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I knew it was too good to be true
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So I've decided too join the sailing team at drexal
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I Can't Shake You. <3 #glorianna #country
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Why didn't Chris Daughtry win American Idol again? His voice is gold.
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I feel college is so much easier than highschool
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Cocaine is awesome.
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I can make your life a living hell if you don't shut the fuck up
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if there's fuzz where your hamster was, it's probably because of tarantulas!
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@justinbieber @uniteofbieber SO CUTE
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One of the worst things ever is opening snapchat and it's on the front facing camera
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yeeee I am now am owner of an iPad mini \u263a\ufe0f
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Saying bye is hard
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Dibs @LukeBryanOnline
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At my breaking point.... never thought I'd hear myself say, SCHOOL HURRY UP!
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Moral of the story ladies and germs, don't say shit about my unicorn. Or i WILL fuck your life up.
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Jeff never misses a Women Crush Wednesday \ud83d\ude02 @J_Etter14
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So far my college experience consists of writing essays and eating grilled cheeses
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Walking though the snow in flip flops is definitely one of my worst ideas ever
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@Bri_nicole26 haha it came out of no where just popped up im my head!! Those are the best times when I say my most funniest things! Usually!
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I just need some Fazoli's now.
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My brother just spelled worn as whoren.... \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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@JuanDwptv me neither.
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My pops just asked what 'Lace Up' was.
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Could have been...
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I couldn't spell faggot without u
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\ue348\ue347- you are so pretty!
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you're a temptation i can't resist
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Somebody's grouchy! @bigdaddyayers
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@muh_ken_zay I do it all day everyday. #civicswag
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oops
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Look, it's Ben Afflec playing Tony Stark. #Paycheck
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@Toaddiamond typed that by himself
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Christmas is ruined. That is all.
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Still have one more day until I go back to reality \ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\ude48
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Drove my brother all the way to school and then he realized he doesn't have his backpack
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@shondarhimes@EllenPompeo loved the show tonight. I can't wait to see what happens next. But I'm sad that @IamSandraOh is leaving the show
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ruined my day\ud83d\ude02
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Trying to eat healthier...not going so well
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#ConsOfDatingMe I care too much, clearly that's a problem.
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Phones been quiet all morning \ud83d\ude1e #NoLove
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Every damn time me and Becca go to eat she brings home leftovers and leaves them at my house
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