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Light it up & take a puff; pass it to me now.
Glad I'm not the only one that vents to twitter sometimes lol
@domcosenza yeah but it takes forever to enter like every problem
You can see Marshall is wearing green under his gloves
@leahxo240 over 50 these past couple weeks. I've worked 30 so far this week, it's gonna be ridiculous with school \ud83d\ude14
28 & 3 with my pistol. #CODBlackOps2
@l0w3_b00st STOP SUBTWEETING ME !
This music is so loud, how are they knocked right now?!
@BrooksBeau first to like again high five \u270b
FUCKING GROUNDED WHY
As much as I like Ms. Blackburns class, sometimes I wish I had Jones.
@Grantgambill what are we doing tomorrow ole bud ?
Competition dress rehearsals >>>>> #13days
Other than that one play the Chiefs are dominating the game thus far!!!
Drake is literally the only thing that has kept us awake tonight @Drake
\u201c@JesicaPalominos: I love Tumblr.\u201d
@Madeline__C thought you would \u263a
@tormangold comeover boo
ok goodnight peace and blessings
@MakaylaMika at least you have boobs
Did it rain
@MegVoisine where u go
@_SiempreSuave17 what size are you?
@Pauline_m88 I remember all to well haha
Loving the tenacity from the sabres tonight!
I feel like I don't even live at my own house. Haha
@BobThornsley yes but I deleted the app. Ill prolly re download it.
please stop talking
Finally after two long weeks, Bradley is on his way home!!!! #Happy
Well someone is pissy @shandy_lee @KendalNordeen #ohshit #pipedown
Girl Scout cookies sound really good right now
Mark this is Ohio.....
Wishing people would ask me questions
I just got a secret admirer snap chat..... The fuck??
Seriously though.....fuck my life.
Cardinals get your head out of your ass
If you have 10 hashtags you're pissing me off.
@butlercolleen mhmm , I had the 4s for like a week and then for the five lol ill bring it tonight if you're picking max up !
Well I've finally come to the conclusion. Never lending my sister money in my life when we're older.
We usually put the tree up like a week ago. Looks like we're behind this year.
Saw @543rgfj & @cooper_hodge at \n7-11\ud83d\ude0d
@melinaleee mines never been infected, an why would you want to take it out? Mine some times falls out at night but doesnt seem to close up
booked the house :)
@Sydney_Eichman Bailee and I...
Of course the obese lady at the pool is the one who orders food
I need an I.V. of this strawberry pop:) \ud83c\udf53
@JGreene_004 is goin to kill me for all these tweets in the morning... But hey, she fell asleep at like 9. #NotMyFault #DontHateThePlaya
@gjc2442 Where?!
Just went BONKERS in front of my family after that @AJJeffery1 catch #SCtop10 #nodoubt
Just favorited three tweets in a row. #ugh \ud83d\ude12 #mylife
I'm happy for at least 5 minutes out of the whole day
@ryanlawrence21 I'm guess the run will score....
My favorite time of the year
But the room next year will be hot. @tompdunne1
Soo how many keg stands did I do last night..?
Someone hangout with my this weekend \ud83d\ude0a it's like the only weekend I don't have softball \ud83d\ude05
This heated mattress pad is by far the best thing I've ever invested in #love
Just got a pair of galaxy pants. Fuck yeah.
I was on a role I was whooping ass in nhl
I wonder..
Sunshine ! \u2600
@j_hanke05 ok I guess, as the president of the Jenna's Exboyfriend club, I'll let you be cashier
@Smak303 listen to one of my spits dude Ill upload one for you they call me stud duck
I just want you to understand
Does the void mean unemployment and routine live music appearances
If you don't wanna take it slow and you just wanna take me home baby say yeah yeah yeahhhhhh, and let me kiss you
Bumpin in the room! Nothing better!
My pretty little liars is on tonight #whoo
The Jets and Jags game is a preview of the two worst football teams in the NFL haha
It makes so much sense now
Dibs! @SpiffyMichi
And he's singing.... Again
@JNagy_18 where so you request transfers at?!
@ca6taloo you're the greatest.
A sign of hope! Turn this into a win (probably not though) but good job jones!
Finally thanksgiving break. #thankful \ud83c\udf57
Seeing Mr. Harasta at work today made me so happy
I want to go to Vegas just so I can see @britneyspears
I have to wake up at 5 freaking 30 to go and practice from 7-9. I must really love basketball to do this \ud83c\udfc0
@tylershawnqueja it'll be over eventually
@TjWints22 i didnt think i was being bruised
I've cussed, I've prayed, I've said goodbye,
@lebosquet Thanks for the invite
Seems like love and getting engaged is in the air this Christmas. That's all I'm seeing.
LOOK AT THAT BOOTY
I used to be a used to.
I just did cheerleading stretches from high school. What happened to my flexibility? I can't move. \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udd2b
@koalaTkatie @ctenooo the blackest list possible
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@devynabsher where are ya dev? #nothere
@sidneyfleegle @KiannaClaar lmao omg
Men are such pigs. This week at work has just been ridiculous.
katie why do we look like this in public
@samcastillo__ same number?
Wrong hole
On the real thoe \u201c@SPVCXGHXZTPURRP: @Bigdaddiejorge ain't that stupid afteralll\u201d
@xXshan3n3Xx OMG can we open up a #coyoteugly or something similar to it?!?!
@Jake__Toothless no, just plain stupid.
What a great valentines day
@MauroUM2 @Joe_McMahon24 @lilprolem17 what's his website?