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While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected and thus not beyond a measure of control which has led u inexorably here
When your drink is so cold it's like a slushy>>>
I've seen this stupid episode of Catfish like 30 times... #stop
@R_jaffarian I froze I didn't know what to do or say
I go all the way up to Dollywood just to see you because you \miss me\" and you get mad. Never speak to me again."
Spilled spaghetti sauce on my white sweater. #classy #typical
@PrincessJessah you get real beyotch ;)
I always sweat when I straighten my hair so it's never straight \ud83d\ude14
Wait, really? @AbdulAlvi #FridayThe13th
You can't fix a mistake, just to make it over and over again.
Slide through and I can get you sooooo high. Guarantee.
I'm not ready for kids but.. I can't wait till Shane and I have one \ud83d\udebc\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\ude0a
you are so hypocritical
It's nice out but not that warm
Not in the mood to listen to my dad bitch about tattoos at 9 in the morning. STFU
Come on baby let's go listen to the night train.
I hate hearing about school shootings man
@The_Gman102 @ComedyCentral @themagicbullet I have a @SlapChop_ it's not very good. I did get a flexible hose. That thing is amazing.
The endless math homework has finally ended.
@LundSydney @stevieleelacher pretzels?? Von Hansen pretzels? ;)
@jalengriffin10 nice mate
2014 cannot come soon enough.
I'm not about to deal with this shit again.
I am so fat.
@ZaZaPie11 drinks on drinks on drinks ALL summer
Any of my girlfriends wanna join this sausage fest hmu
@KevKellum @RachelJeanHaas you need to come to one that will be a closer match! We really play good then! Plus they are more intense :)
Trishelle has got to be one of the worst challenge cast members. What a waste
i'm in the best mood \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc81
I think it's disrespectful when a girl posts inappropriate things on another guys wall...knowing he has a girlfriend.
sweet tea before i go to bed, don't mind if I do! \ud83d\udc4c
Tonight was interesting
@catfan270 don't get too happy cause I doubt it'll last a while lol
@NiallLarry_Ziam PLEASE. MY BODY IS READY
Cmon Brady. Feild goal wins game. This is the perfect situation for you. Your the posterchild for these comebacks
Well, night Twitter!
Up all night
This is a drop everything kind of thing
I've changed? Ohh I know I have! \ud83d\udc4c
What'd I do?
Smh
Almost made two pediatric pancakes.
In love with my new earrings \ud83d\ude0d
@AbbyHaubrich I'm having a blast hanging out with you!!!!!!
Baseball is my passion
Check off my homecoming dress!!! :) <3
And let it rain!
We're to young to be this sad.
Does anyone have an iPhone 4 charger with them I could use?
@Theejbizz time to put McCown in.
Fuck this... No one wants to go to prom on Sunday.
Well I guess job hinting time it is
@lainey_rae12 \ud83d\ude37 \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4a
I just want to be in Florida already because I have so much anxiety about flying \ud83d\ude23\u2708
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I love the Rockford files but damn those wigs in the 70s were bad!
If you're happy..I'm happy.
Christian Bale is the epitome of perfection \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18
@positiivevibes still good doe and you improved your score from yhe first time! I scored a fucking 17 in math if it makes you feel better
@ChrisWeidmanUFC that was absolutely amazing!! Congrats! Best fight I have watched! #ufc162
If this was any other game but the super bowl I would of been done watching a while ago
Literally have seen 6 cops this morning...#why
@HumzaQuadri unimpressed
Why did u have a bad day @hdswan13
Tomorrow is going to be such a busy day for me..
I want soup
I bet at the game tonight, there was probably 1 UCLA fan for every 200 MSU fans.. It was crazy!!!
@CowboyTroy1996 @clarebear1269 shes a freak
Why is it every time I am in a great mood, everyone else is depressed or pissy?
A@CarolynRideout @TVinnage23 @jodivinnage would go if @carolynrideout went! Not currently signed up to go.
@cmasinelli last night.
Success is not something you have, it's something you Do
@CockyAmendola it's pending so accept me
@marklindesr !! Thanks dummy dems.
Present to myself should be here any day and according to these chillens, only 7 days until Xmas. #XmasCountdown
A\u00a0goal without a plan is just a wish.\u00a0
@e_doolz KILL ME NOW.
Today won't be complete unless I get Taco Bell
@McSkippy737 I still only have a few tonight. But with only six dudes playing so far I have seven assists. I can't complain.
@DAonCBS Tough week for the Mobsters. Tony Soprano checks out.And Jimmy Hoffa is a hell of a hide and seek player. Damn
That was a sick play... #LLWS #SCTOP10
Not a second goes by that I'm not thinking about you.
When I spend time on my puttin on my mascara & my lashes are really long. >>>>> \ud83d\ude0d #GirlyTweet
Perfect night for swimming! #LiterallyFeelsLikeABath
People \u270b\u270b
I like a little Captain in my coke. You know I like a little good time in my smoke.
Is happiness just not acceptable
And I'm counting all the boogers on your face and on your cheeks and it makes sense that your sickly #littlethings
@trinittyyyy you must've looked at the wrong one because I get fierce all the time and it's only $50
@DylanWatts28 to practice
Awe that snapchat just made my night!\ud83d\udc4c I miss that girl
1st place in consolation and got a $50 bag for free because of it! \ud83d\ude1c
at home alone for the night... this could be interesting\ud83d\ude0f
I hope to god I was never half annoying as the highschoolers sitting next to us. Idiots.
I live for Cat Saturday on #theChive
Best husband ever! \u2764 He got me the absolute sweetest Mother's Day card ever! I'm so #blessed. I'm ready for my baby girl!\ud83d\ude18
Well. This sucks
Loooove getting bitched at for telling the truth.
#AlisRoom is the creepiest thing ever.
@Radd_Andersonn have funn! And takena bunch of pictures for me :)