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While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected and thus not beyond a measure of control which has led u inexorably here
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When your drink is so cold it's like a slushy>>>
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I've seen this stupid episode of Catfish like 30 times... #stop
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@R_jaffarian I froze I didn't know what to do or say
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I go all the way up to Dollywood just to see you because you \miss me\" and you get mad. Never speak to me again."
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Spilled spaghetti sauce on my white sweater. #classy #typical
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@PrincessJessah you get real beyotch ;)
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I always sweat when I straighten my hair so it's never straight \ud83d\ude14
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Wait, really? @AbdulAlvi #FridayThe13th
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You can't fix a mistake, just to make it over and over again.
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Slide through and I can get you sooooo high. Guarantee.
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I'm not ready for kids but.. I can't wait till Shane and I have one \ud83d\udebc\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\ude0a
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you are so hypocritical
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It's nice out but not that warm
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Not in the mood to listen to my dad bitch about tattoos at 9 in the morning. STFU
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Come on baby let's go listen to the night train.
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I hate hearing about school shootings man
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@The_Gman102 @ComedyCentral @themagicbullet I have a @SlapChop_ it's not very good. I did get a flexible hose. That thing is amazing.
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The endless math homework has finally ended.
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@LundSydney @stevieleelacher pretzels?? Von Hansen pretzels? ;)
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@jalengriffin10 nice mate
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2014 cannot come soon enough.
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I'm not about to deal with this shit again.
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I am so fat.
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@ZaZaPie11 drinks on drinks on drinks ALL summer
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Any of my girlfriends wanna join this sausage fest hmu
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@KevKellum @RachelJeanHaas you need to come to one that will be a closer match! We really play good then! Plus they are more intense :)
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Trishelle has got to be one of the worst challenge cast members. What a waste
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i'm in the best mood \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc81
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I think it's disrespectful when a girl posts inappropriate things on another guys wall...knowing he has a girlfriend.
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sweet tea before i go to bed, don't mind if I do! \ud83d\udc4c
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Tonight was interesting
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@catfan270 don't get too happy cause I doubt it'll last a while lol
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@NiallLarry_Ziam PLEASE. MY BODY IS READY
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Cmon Brady. Feild goal wins game. This is the perfect situation for you. Your the posterchild for these comebacks
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Well, night Twitter!
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Up all night
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This is a drop everything kind of thing
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I've changed? Ohh I know I have! \ud83d\udc4c
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What'd I do?
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Smh
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Almost made two pediatric pancakes.
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In love with my new earrings \ud83d\ude0d
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@AbbyHaubrich I'm having a blast hanging out with you!!!!!!
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Baseball is my passion
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Check off my homecoming dress!!! :) <3
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And let it rain!
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We're to young to be this sad.
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Does anyone have an iPhone 4 charger with them I could use?
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@Theejbizz time to put McCown in.
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Fuck this... No one wants to go to prom on Sunday.
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Well I guess job hinting time it is
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@lainey_rae12 \ud83d\ude37 \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4a
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I just want to be in Florida already because I have so much anxiety about flying \ud83d\ude23\u2708
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\ud83d\ude15
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I love the Rockford files but damn those wigs in the 70s were bad!
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If you're happy..I'm happy.
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Christian Bale is the epitome of perfection \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18
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@positiivevibes still good doe and you improved your score from yhe first time! I scored a fucking 17 in math if it makes you feel better
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@ChrisWeidmanUFC that was absolutely amazing!! Congrats! Best fight I have watched! #ufc162
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If this was any other game but the super bowl I would of been done watching a while ago
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Literally have seen 6 cops this morning...#why
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@HumzaQuadri unimpressed
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Why did u have a bad day @hdswan13
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Tomorrow is going to be such a busy day for me..
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I want soup
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I bet at the game tonight, there was probably 1 UCLA fan for every 200 MSU fans.. It was crazy!!!
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@CowboyTroy1996 @clarebear1269 shes a freak
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Why is it every time I am in a great mood, everyone else is depressed or pissy?
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A@CarolynRideout @TVinnage23 @jodivinnage would go if @carolynrideout went! Not currently signed up to go.
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@cmasinelli last night.
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Success is not something you have, it's something you Do
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@CockyAmendola it's pending so accept me
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@marklindesr !! Thanks dummy dems.
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Present to myself should be here any day and according to these chillens, only 7 days until Xmas. #XmasCountdown
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A\u00a0goal without a plan is just a wish.\u00a0
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@e_doolz KILL ME NOW.
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Today won't be complete unless I get Taco Bell
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@McSkippy737 I still only have a few tonight. But with only six dudes playing so far I have seven assists. I can't complain.
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@DAonCBS Tough week for the Mobsters. Tony Soprano checks out.And Jimmy Hoffa is a hell of a hide and seek player. Damn
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That was a sick play... #LLWS #SCTOP10
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Not a second goes by that I'm not thinking about you.
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When I spend time on my puttin on my mascara & my lashes are really long. >>>>> \ud83d\ude0d #GirlyTweet
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Perfect night for swimming! #LiterallyFeelsLikeABath
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People \u270b\u270b
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I like a little Captain in my coke. You know I like a little good time in my smoke.
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Is happiness just not acceptable
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And I'm counting all the boogers on your face and on your cheeks and it makes sense that your sickly #littlethings
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@trinittyyyy you must've looked at the wrong one because I get fierce all the time and it's only $50
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@DylanWatts28 to practice
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Awe that snapchat just made my night!\ud83d\udc4c I miss that girl
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1st place in consolation and got a $50 bag for free because of it! \ud83d\ude1c
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at home alone for the night... this could be interesting\ud83d\ude0f
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I hope to god I was never half annoying as the highschoolers sitting next to us. Idiots.
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I live for Cat Saturday on #theChive
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Best husband ever! \u2764 He got me the absolute sweetest Mother's Day card ever! I'm so #blessed. I'm ready for my baby girl!\ud83d\ude18
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Well. This sucks
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Loooove getting bitched at for telling the truth.
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#AlisRoom is the creepiest thing ever.
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@Radd_Andersonn have funn! And takena bunch of pictures for me :)
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