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Welp. I officially have 2 days left here. Weird...
Baby run, cut a path across the blue skies, straight in a straight line, you can't get here fast enough. @Forrest_Harper #georgestrait
Damn it's the beginning of the month next week. #bills #depressing
Just want it to be 5:30 already so I can register for my classes!! #anxious
Can I graduate yet
just realized that someone vine famous came into work today !!!!!! Was wondering why he looked so familiar!!! OMG
@Pearson_Gabriel hahaha iight yen gone hit dat bih tonight
@icehockeystick its got the least playoff atmosphere of any nfl playoff game
For someone who doesn't like to be touched, going to the chiropractor is stressful. But that's how desperate I am. #backpain
Wake up people
@Blevins_Colton it's your upper lip
Brand New is playing Penn State in the spring? WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCKING JOKE IS THIS? SOMEONE TAKE ME TO PENN STATE
It's nights like these that I think about you.
@HJSoldier yeah I'm planning on becoming a therapist ..
My cat literally charges at the bathroom door while I'm in there doing my business! #soweird
I have u.
@BigBooty_Bec no it's just lets no wear clothes Friday
My teacher just picked on four wheeler riding, rural areas, informal languages and overalls.. She just offended every person in Grundy!
STANDING IN THE HALL OF FAME. Lalalalaaaaa AND THE WORLDS GONNA KNOW YOUR NAME.
@_jdonnelly #RIP
@garebare2013 @Kyle_Host23 def? It would be blind, haha
@thatguypaul1 solid
1st day of classes:///
@jordynkosmas I'm not \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\ude18 thank you!
It's such a boring day at work.. \ud83d\ude23
Rolle Bolle by @newbelgium brewing is heaven in your mouth.
I am desperately hoping Jacob has a snow day \ud83d\ude4c
@LeeLybrand haha alrighty
@Kaitlin_Reichel don't go to aria there isn't any power
It really sucks when you feel like you're not good enough.
A girls that is 5'8 is to tall to me but maybe it's cause I'm only that tall\ud83d\ude12
When I need you?
Walter White \ud83d\udc81
New 30 for 30 on Maurice clarett was excellent. #ncaa is modern day slavery. When are we going to bring them down?
Good half Buckeyes!
I am Sam gave us a glimpse of how people with disabilities are negatively looked upon by our society. We need to break that. #FHS328
Only I could manage to get kicked out the same day I'm moving out.
Don't even care anymore
@captainzach521 ive only tried 30 day shred, 90 day revolution really. but i need a routine that mixes in cardio and training
Who's ballin at the Rex
I swear microwave minutes are the longest ever!
Why are you walking your cat on a leash.
Anderson Hozak... the new road to fuck up your car on..
Thinking about doing something and actually doing it are two completely different things.
Every time me and Megan hang out we just lay in bed and subtweet each other #NoLives
@TeeEnglish1 **BiG A\u2022\u2022 SiGH**
@ShoBoDance All the boys already are in your yard Shannon \ud83d\ude0b
I'm just another face in the crowd.
This seminar is lousy
So much learning is about to go down
Ain't gonna fret over them though, I got my own shit to deal with.
@sabol_sam me and log are going on some kind of an adventure
@amyJo_03 what is your record? Haha #comeatmebro
Helping my mom with her math homework because its been 24 years since her last math class>>>> \ud83d\udcaa #FeelingLikeAGenius
@alex2comi @taylorwegelin @joshk415 @zbo43 can you guys leave her alone lol
I wake up and walk out side to momma linehan chilling in the pool trying to levitate a cup of water
@hellobwie do you..care?
@kyliemichel @LCBones34 @fischer_corie @CydneyLewis29 @TryaBest13 @Lexis_Liz14 @PDubb07 that better be a lie. #kickyourbutt
see the world through googly eyes
Getting someone in my family to work out with me is equivalent to trying to shave a wookie.
Watching that 70's show! #yes #loveit
I just got shocked by my phone... So that's how you really feel about me?
Nice win against Tampa Bay, Roady back to Maine
I'd rather be watching the game than this soccer game. Woof.
Im just done with everyone.
@mlavsminaj what are you going for?! And what day?
Lol. Thank you @LauraBrenea for showing me Hey Porsche. Funniest song everr.
If practice isn't inside tomorrow we should all pretend to stroke out.
This coffee is gross but I need it
@jonnykimball1 call me niggy
@AbsgailJoy thanks for reminding that I don't have any friends here I forgot for a second...
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@TonyBrunoShow Missinelli is one of the reasons there are more horses' asses than horses in this world. Rise above...
Beyond annoyed
Thank you defense! That ball is out and is LSU's! #LetsScore
Give duke 6 pts
@JamesTJV your tweets are so enchanting james
There is no better feeling then waking up and seeing you have an hour left to sleep! Happy Tuesday!
@Celindabee awesome
@Corey_King12 do you like him?
7 days til paradise
I HATE CUTE BOYS BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE AND I CAN'T HAVE THEM
@ScudbucketBG5 daaaaaang! I'm glad you found it!
Nothing like being stuck in a little beach shack during a storm. ....
@Miathatsme44 I KNOW WHO
Twitter always sucks at this hour
always me
It's freeeeezing\ud83d\ude2b
I see the word pawn and automatically think porn. What is wrong with my brain?
Cool lets put two of the most injury depleted teams in college football together in a bowl game. Prob gonna have to have fans finish game
@bricorradino \ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b
Buzzzzed on iced coffee. Because I can drink that much faster than hot \ud83d\udc1d\ud83d\udc1d\ud83d\udc1d
@AlecConnors I get paid tomorrow, what are you doing after six?
I don't do anybody wrong. I try to go above and beyond as much as possible. \ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\udc9c let's all love each other.
@KingKearney12 Yeah. Paul is bigger than lebron no doubt
LOL that didn't make sense..
Why in the world do I feel so alone
Eww that was a good one
Going to buy me a old car this weekend and give her hell to get stuff on video lol
@_jacqueen I'm going