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Welp. I officially have 2 days left here. Weird...
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Baby run, cut a path across the blue skies, straight in a straight line, you can't get here fast enough. @Forrest_Harper #georgestrait
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Damn it's the beginning of the month next week. #bills #depressing
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Just want it to be 5:30 already so I can register for my classes!! #anxious
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Can I graduate yet
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just realized that someone vine famous came into work today !!!!!! Was wondering why he looked so familiar!!! OMG
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@Pearson_Gabriel hahaha iight yen gone hit dat bih tonight
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@icehockeystick its got the least playoff atmosphere of any nfl playoff game
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For someone who doesn't like to be touched, going to the chiropractor is stressful. But that's how desperate I am. #backpain
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Wake up people
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@Blevins_Colton it's your upper lip
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Brand New is playing Penn State in the spring? WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCKING JOKE IS THIS? SOMEONE TAKE ME TO PENN STATE
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It's nights like these that I think about you.
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@HJSoldier yeah I'm planning on becoming a therapist ..
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My cat literally charges at the bathroom door while I'm in there doing my business! #soweird
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I have u.
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@BigBooty_Bec no it's just lets no wear clothes Friday
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My teacher just picked on four wheeler riding, rural areas, informal languages and overalls.. She just offended every person in Grundy!
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STANDING IN THE HALL OF FAME. Lalalalaaaaa AND THE WORLDS GONNA KNOW YOUR NAME.
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@_jdonnelly #RIP
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@garebare2013 @Kyle_Host23 def? It would be blind, haha
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@thatguypaul1 solid
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1st day of classes:///
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@jordynkosmas I'm not \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\ude18 thank you!
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It's such a boring day at work.. \ud83d\ude23
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Rolle Bolle by @newbelgium brewing is heaven in your mouth.
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I am desperately hoping Jacob has a snow day \ud83d\ude4c
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@LeeLybrand haha alrighty
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@Kaitlin_Reichel don't go to aria there isn't any power
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It really sucks when you feel like you're not good enough.
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A girls that is 5'8 is to tall to me but maybe it's cause I'm only that tall\ud83d\ude12
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When I need you?
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Walter White \ud83d\udc81
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New 30 for 30 on Maurice clarett was excellent. #ncaa is modern day slavery. When are we going to bring them down?
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Good half Buckeyes!
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I am Sam gave us a glimpse of how people with disabilities are negatively looked upon by our society. We need to break that. #FHS328
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Only I could manage to get kicked out the same day I'm moving out.
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Don't even care anymore
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@captainzach521 ive only tried 30 day shred, 90 day revolution really. but i need a routine that mixes in cardio and training
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Who's ballin at the Rex
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I swear microwave minutes are the longest ever!
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Why are you walking your cat on a leash.
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Anderson Hozak... the new road to fuck up your car on..
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Thinking about doing something and actually doing it are two completely different things.
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Every time me and Megan hang out we just lay in bed and subtweet each other #NoLives
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@TeeEnglish1 **BiG A\u2022\u2022 SiGH**
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@ShoBoDance All the boys already are in your yard Shannon \ud83d\ude0b
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I'm just another face in the crowd.
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This seminar is lousy
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So much learning is about to go down
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Ain't gonna fret over them though, I got my own shit to deal with.
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@sabol_sam me and log are going on some kind of an adventure
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@amyJo_03 what is your record? Haha #comeatmebro
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Helping my mom with her math homework because its been 24 years since her last math class>>>> \ud83d\udcaa #FeelingLikeAGenius
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@alex2comi @taylorwegelin @joshk415 @zbo43 can you guys leave her alone lol
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I wake up and walk out side to momma linehan chilling in the pool trying to levitate a cup of water
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@hellobwie do you..care?
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@kyliemichel @LCBones34 @fischer_corie @CydneyLewis29 @TryaBest13 @Lexis_Liz14 @PDubb07 that better be a lie. #kickyourbutt
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see the world through googly eyes
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Getting someone in my family to work out with me is equivalent to trying to shave a wookie.
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Watching that 70's show! #yes #loveit
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I just got shocked by my phone... So that's how you really feel about me?
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Nice win against Tampa Bay, Roady back to Maine
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I'd rather be watching the game than this soccer game. Woof.
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Im just done with everyone.
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@mlavsminaj what are you going for?! And what day?
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Lol. Thank you @LauraBrenea for showing me Hey Porsche. Funniest song everr.
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If practice isn't inside tomorrow we should all pretend to stroke out.
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This coffee is gross but I need it
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@jonnykimball1 call me niggy
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@AbsgailJoy thanks for reminding that I don't have any friends here I forgot for a second...
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\ud83d\ude01
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@TonyBrunoShow Missinelli is one of the reasons there are more horses' asses than horses in this world. Rise above...
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Beyond annoyed
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Thank you defense! That ball is out and is LSU's! #LetsScore
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Give duke 6 pts
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@JamesTJV your tweets are so enchanting james
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There is no better feeling then waking up and seeing you have an hour left to sleep! Happy Tuesday!
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@Celindabee awesome
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@Corey_King12 do you like him?
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7 days til paradise
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I HATE CUTE BOYS BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE AND I CAN'T HAVE THEM
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@ScudbucketBG5 daaaaaang! I'm glad you found it!
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Nothing like being stuck in a little beach shack during a storm. ....
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@Miathatsme44 I KNOW WHO
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Twitter always sucks at this hour
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always me
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It's freeeeezing\ud83d\ude2b
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I see the word pawn and automatically think porn. What is wrong with my brain?
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Cool lets put two of the most injury depleted teams in college football together in a bowl game. Prob gonna have to have fans finish game
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@bricorradino \ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude4b
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Buzzzzed on iced coffee. Because I can drink that much faster than hot \ud83d\udc1d\ud83d\udc1d\ud83d\udc1d
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@AlecConnors I get paid tomorrow, what are you doing after six?
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I don't do anybody wrong. I try to go above and beyond as much as possible. \ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\udc9c let's all love each other.
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@KingKearney12 Yeah. Paul is bigger than lebron no doubt
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LOL that didn't make sense..
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Why in the world do I feel so alone
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Eww that was a good one
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Going to buy me a old car this weekend and give her hell to get stuff on video lol
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@_jacqueen I'm going
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