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@PaytonGranger88 not even sure
Girls on their period are the most scary thing honestly.
@KatieWischerath I knoww!! Next time
Kevin Costner still a hottie #GoldenGlobe
Or not, that's cool too
@ShitsiHate People who are mean to other people for no reason <<< #pissesmeoff
@g_stil not meeee lol
Lt @Ltaylorr71
If it comes out sweet but I'm not getting my hopes up
When I lose 2 noise rings and one earring in one day<< #notcool
@AbrarShahin thanks! \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude18
@nielsen_issac you don't even know. I had the chance to kiss one of the prettiest girls I know and pussied out
@meghaaanmurphy missin u sexy
Is there a large music scene in Michigan?
Ill never be good enough for you, and I cant try anymore..
\Dad, you were like a father to me.\" - #DueDate"
@asshtemarantz thank you \ud83d\ude09
One class away from my weekend!
Wish I was a cop now so I could pull your ass over for that extremely illegal lane change. #justwaittilliam #alreadyknowtrafficlaws
on the bright side - I got a new belly button ring for $5 :)
When gas stations don't have cherry dr pepper. So you gotta mix regular dr pepper with wild cherry pepsi
I'm really hoping that two hour math review I just went to pays off!!
@suz_nn3 who needs power when you have TTHE OUTDOORS
Yesterday Jessie punched my abs and left a fist print..
@MFloerchinger at least Taylor Swift can date someone her own age
I HATE CANDY CRUSH LEVEL 29
@KristyPinto why not thought you were
@SarinaMay1 how bout we hang out the next weekend? DON'T PLAN ANYTHING \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18
@AverieeeMadison hang tight
If I stumble, I won't crumble.
@tkrepostman bitch I was free styling.
Can we just fuck already or...
@aka23_ it doesn't have all of them but it has a few for a modest proposal
Lolololololololololololololololololololol
Thinking on thinking on thinking \ud83d\ude23
I'm just so frustrated
@reformedpita Gotta have more cowbell, baby.
I wish I could go camping more often \ud83c\udfa3\u26fa\ud83d\udd25
Miley is perfect .
I might have just really freaked the fuck out over some toilet paper\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc4e #notok
I wanna know who @BradBoyer4 is tweeting about.
Who's tryin to chill
Wide eyed to a world we never fully see, we are all just dreamers
@entirebieber BEAUTIFUL
K night
My money goes to snapbacks and new shoes
@_VitaminG I thought about that, but isn't that super messy. I don't want to clean shit.
How fun this weekend is going to be >
Epiphniotic isn't a word but if it were I'd use it in that context.
What game should I play
Track meets in the morning are tough...
@SamShrader I'm scaredddd!
After three hours of handing out candy we still have three buckets left. Oh well more for me \ud83d\ude0f
Dear God, what did I ever do to deserve this hangover? \ud83d\ude37
Hope my girls like my practice plan for tonight #workout #getbetter
I wish every day had 25 hours.
@SniaZach5 @king_kish11 I'm so jealous
Early to bed. Early to rise.
Damn, you really fuckin' up \ud83d\ude02
@RedRyneFisher cause they look bad so they call him a fake. But really most of the golf fraternity is a bunch of collar up pussies anyways
This episode of Key & Peele >>>>
I literally almost cried from losing my lighter.
@_Giovanni3 That's just how I am!
@PkSmith9 The legends.
@ZexyConqueror but your prob right :( which really sucks.
Not a chance in this world I'm looking nice for grad practice
I've met so many great people because of music. I wouldn't trade it for anything.
We're on in 10 minutes with the latest on Nidal #Hasan on @KCENNews . You watching?
The number of people that confuse 'to' and 'too' is two damn high.
And please don't tell me that I'm dreaming, when all I ever wanted was to dream another sunset with you
Cause I believe that love is the answer, I believe that love will find a way \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9a\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9a
@welch_katelyn make some food
#getatme #gohard
Why do I feel like everybody is sick? Lmfao it's Missouri guys
I was gonna go to bed til I remembered new teen mom and catfish!
So glad this week is over......one week closer to spring!
telling @dylanclmn about my probz and his response is \at least you can shower standing up\" #crippledniggaprobz"
Are the bucks going to bring someone out of retirement for the rest of the season? @Bucks
@Parisa_Alison ugh no
Only good thing about waking up for this show is I get to go back to bed.. In a bed all by myself. Even if it's B's toddler bed \ud83d\ude0f
I think having all of these one direction photos in my room is better for me because when I wake up I see happy faces and it makes me happy!
I drink water like it's my job.
@BabyBlu__ good luck with the drive tomorrow
Lol what girls weren't at the plaza last night?
I mean it's my last year in IF. I gotta have mistletoe and New Years kiss
Enrique Iglesias \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d #TeAmoMucho
Really hope New Mexico pulls this off because I'm screwed in one of my brackets if so...
She tryna get ha head up out my lap That's a negative!
@gasoleena @jennjengoesrawr actually if you turn off the group messaging, then turn it back on, it stops the previous messages from coming \ud83d\ude01
Si bebe, beba con control!! Jajajaja
Catfish>>> I'm so excited for tomorrow nights new one! #looksreal #Cantwait
@spitfyr62 the 56 that Pauch drove last yr
Breathe.
I wish I didn't care so much
@toastersix Sovereign.
I think I love single mothers more bc my momma was one
@MACTiNO #pussy
2 months from right now we'll be in spring break. Just take that in.
@ajowallis I called\u2026but you're not there. This makes me sad.
Please tell me why we have no delay or cancelation.Weve been sliding all over the road. Stg this school is dumb af