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@AlexWilkey douche
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I'm kidding. I don't care what your doing!!
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@v12hondasbroALT waiting for what lol
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@TBladez love you too
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Tiger has won 26% of the events he's played in. Down right ridiculous. #THEPLAYERSChamp
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Meijer giftcard for a beer
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@Jazz1600AM I'm glad you remembered the rule though :) #carryon
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@Swanigan_15 whatever time works for you. It was just me and Jordan today
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It was so good to see so many athletes & students taking pride in the school today at GE! All their hard work really shows!
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Its so nice having a four day weekend every week.. #ILoveCollege
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But wait, did @BritttttC really just steal a calzone from neubig?
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I do everything myself and I have for a long time now
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What
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Shark cam is the coolest thing EVER !!! I'd be scared to death attaching it to the shark \ud83d\ude01 #SharkWeek #sharkpocalypse
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That is fuckin bull shit.
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McDonald's Sweet Tea >>>> \ud83d\ude0d
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I'm so tired, it has been a long day!
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@_WeaveSnatcher I mean I'm just saying itbsobeveryone knows
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@AdderalIHadMe literally pissing like a racehorse
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@mariamomo you'll be the best Christmas present ever!!
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@Dspank32 @Nobe2424 Noah your a scrub
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@HeyMissKiss @Julia_Winter9 @Katie25Johnston I've got nothing......
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@VictoriaPearl23 I was on interstate coming home and passed a driver in a compromising situation!!! LMAO #lakedays
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@PrincessJessah \ud83d\ude02
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Get to go see #Frozen with family before work \ud83d\ude0a
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Praying things work out \ud83d\ude23
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@geribouwman. Dangit!!!!
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Seriously,just one deer walk by.Please.Even if its just a baby.I just want some proof that all the deer in my woods haven't died or ran away
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@jessicaarw I'm so overwhelmed.
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I'm holding you closer than most, cause you are my heaven.
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Never seen a preview for the movie I'm in the theater to see before. But Superman does what he wants I guess.
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@ThatVerrillKid shits scary dude
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See every ending as a new beginning
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Still doing homework \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude11\ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude45\ud83d\udca4
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@Buckmaster02 really good!!
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Probably the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me all year.... #ew \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude12
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@HaileyAlivia I love you blonde \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d
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I've been wrapping presents all morning
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first time in like 2 months i haven't been w cassidy oh my gosh what do i do
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@JSandlin502 @tbrock314 I'm ya I get off tmw at 2 and that's when I'll be super excited
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@DevinPennell Lmao!!!!
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My Soul To Take <><><><> tripped out,scary movie! #mixedemotions
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HOLY BEARD
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@AustinMahone THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f
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I think this whole government decision thing would go over better with drinks and karaoke. Or not voting anyone back into office.
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@TheTalk_CBS I'm terrified of spiders!
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His dick tastes like cinnamon
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500?
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I wanna go to the movies !
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I love the beginning of Hospital For Souls by bmth, okay.
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@savannaboadway #youbetterbesorry
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Helen just told us she's great this morning because she's just had her moonshine... She was serious... It's 7:45
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You guys are no help! XD #booktitlewoes
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@lilypexton13 don't remind me ugh
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@ThatBoyMillz lol keep that shit on low my nigga
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I hate when people assume things. #YoureAlwaysWrong
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Pool and warm weather can't wait for tomorrow long over do vacation!!!
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I can't even get over the fact that a 50 yr old woman will text me and harass me because I won't take back her son #icant
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@AnnaMontanaYa it looks like you own a nail salon
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Sleep is for pussies
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@moeabu10306 the besttt \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d
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I have so much homework to do... But I choose the pretty little liars finale \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0c
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I need someone to come drag me out of bed
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@kmacrose33 @__bayyy2 @Thats_SoLauren I want to also
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@OMGFacts #Hmm
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The screen shots I get of @DannyJustham seriously crack me up. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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@lilanna96 lol yeah once again. Found someone better that actually works has his liscence and can drive. Josh had none of that lmao
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Asking Alexandria <3
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Passing through Bryan OH - the boyhood home of Nate Bristol.
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a very quiet day at lunch today \ud83d\udc40\ud83d\ude4d\ud83d\ude4e
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Too excited for tomorrow. A day off work and dinner at Granny's. Can't wait to catch up with my fam! Never see them anymore #busybee
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Okay haha. I might cry watching you girls.
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Whos downs for mcdonalds breakfast?? #Sohungry
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You stole my happy.
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I would give a nut to take Beca from Pitch Perfect out on a date. #Beautiful
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Loving this time change. So much time for activities
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@laneyelizabethh what??? Lol
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a nap right now is needed. \ud83d\ude12
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[email protected]\nme and @Smeckzy old psn accounts email
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One time my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with his paw and that's the story of how my cat baptized me
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@Wiserdman45 yea it's kinda bad haha
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twitter has been so dead lately
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So looking forward to watching the fireworks with @zak_willyums on the 4th of July \ud83c\udf86\ud83d\ude18\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8
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I have a feeling the pats are going to be playing the Seahawks in New Jersey for this years Super Bowl...
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Im too white to put on a white uniform
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Would it be wrong of me to name my child Dexter?
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So much hype! Wind Waker, Mario Metroid. Holy shut I want a Wii U now
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Need to go run #disappointed
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My knowledge of music lyrics baffles even myself
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He's a loser
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@kayle_gibson1 yes, yes it is.
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Moms boyfriend is here, so I'm gonna get ignored or the next hour or two. \ud83d\ude12
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Thank god I found my AFI CD. #closeone
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LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE
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Nothing bothers me more than when someone lies to me
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@AmberGale13 I'm a pretty cool guy what can I say
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There comes a point when you just gotta throw a chair at the wall and scream fuck.
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I'm hungry
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Dear penis,\n \nThanks for not bleeding once a month. \n \nSincerely, Every man ever.
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@96ARABZ I just quit. Haha
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