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I deeply apologize if you saw me before I got ready today
Update on mom:higher than a kite from this morphine. And it is literally the funniest thing in the world. I love her so much. So blessed
My dad only calls me Anna
Teo is a punk ass bitch. Wtf. His girl never show up just like he didn't show up in national championship.
Elyria, OH is like Buzz's girlfriend #woof
@justinbieber I love you too baby \ud83d\ude18
Editing is taking less time than I thought. Will be done with this god-forsaken video story soon. #printforever
@titsss_ imagine if all house smelt that disinfected.... That'd be odd lol
I WANNA GO SWIMMING
I'm soo glad my life revolves around goals, instead of alcohol like some people.... #growup
Hair School is so much harder than people think.
Playin zombies with the old crew.
Kate neglects her animals
@radgirl_x0 that's a big reason I'm happy Luke lives in Burnsville. It's away, but not too far.
Definitely a redbox evening
Chief Sosa gettin that mula
That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \ud83d\ude33 #iapologize
Don't lie to my friends.
So a couple days ago the elevator skipped me twice, this morning both opened for me at the same time. Thanks elevator #ghost #goodmorning
@KimberlyHerron3 Doubtful.
@Outasight truer words were never spoke
It's such a good night to go on a drive and think
I don't have school, but I'm still up and ready like everyone else. \ud83d\udc81
Wish I could be in Morgantown today
Who's trying to chill after the game?
good thing i look like a fuckin boss driving this truck around all week. big truck +tiny girl
@tfulton1288 SHIT, I knew something looked weird. I stared at that tweet for so long before I hit send
I'm going back to bed. #SoExhausted
Home from the burg and my bed feels so good.
Subway=Life
Good
422 seriously just stop
So I can play the video in my head of a blue eyed boy dancing in the bed of a two tone ford
@StenhouseJr what the heck?
Friday night lights has to be the best show ever.\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udfc8
@ASchinde what're you doing?!
I wanna be at the beach
'Have you ever just looked at your skin? It's amazing!' -my Nana
@kaitlinmurray_4 swag
Power goes out in super dome... Bane ...
It's never been so hard to breathe before so I think it's safe to say I will be dying on Christmas see ya
Anyone can say anything, but doing something proves points.
@TheTimMcGraw when the stars go blue and red ragtop are my fav but my all time is live like your dieing
@Rylee_Bogden you do
@BardHouck I showered for the first time yesterday since Sunday. Right there with you. #grimeforlife
@bradfo @kirkmin you two deserve your own show. Great listening, great knowledge
Remember, the entrance door to the sanctuary is inside you!
I'm really tired of always being lied to..
What is charred black and smells really bad? A baby in your fireplace @bethmeister13
And realizing they are awful actors.
I wish I was coordinated enough to run on a treadmill
It just annoys me that one person can think they are better than another person. Last I checked we are all human
Dwade can't make a shot or play defense. Why is he playing.
@f1ndling @Ecohen43 hes not even good
Bringing friends into an argument only makes things worse. #betweenthe2ofus
My brother, my bestfriend, my hero. Is an EMT, he pulls crazy ass shifts & I worry about him constantly. He was the 1st on the scene
Key And Peele is basically just The Chapelle show but just a little bit worse.
I love when my phone is quiet af... Not!
I just want to make you happy, and if it's not with me, that's fine.
All these tweets about Indy make me even more sad I chose not to do Oce/competitive cheer #whywhywhy \ud83d\ude14
@edmiraku hahaha very true!!
Finishing up a handful of projects. Anyone looking to record?
I kinda want some McDonald's or whataburger right now I'm too hungry\ud83d\ude16
@bodyguard4JandJ I love drag races! Last time I went to one I was 8 years old, though. Lol I really need to go to one soon!
Who else is happy that Liam and Miley are not engaged anymore?!
If I don't reply the first 5 times, I'm probably not gunna reply the 6th, 7th, or 8th. #annoyingaf
@Dj_Jsmith when will you be back
My mother is the worst person to shop with. Ever.
Day and night.
IT RAINS TOO DAMN MUCH!
@annapie222 i know but thank god for late arrival
No school :(
New PW has me feeling like I'm on a bed of nails
@skimboarding00 I work at the ironwood golf course near Verona
Ny degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.
Not sure how long I can keep trying to make you change your view on me. Yah this is to you Taylor so if you read this send me a text.
inglorious bastards
Two really weak yellows for Torres today. Quite harsh on him today
so much to do, so little time \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude2a
Mrs. Hoffmann is the bomb diggity
I guess you really don't know what you have until it is gone #depresedtweet
You had that coming.
& I'm tired of bitches feelin like they can speak on how people do or do not take care of their kids, STFU hoe.. do you even have kids??
need 2 go to doctor
The next car I have will NOT be a Chevy
Pretty excited to be driving this \ud83d\ude92 around today.
I got to much shit on my mind :/
It's 75 degrees out and you have all the lights off and the AC up watching Food Network
It's a beautiful day \u2600
I'm in five of my friends favorites for snapchat #blessed
This has killed my entire Saturday.
A night with my hookah \u2764
Well, the next few days I will just be stalking everyone's prom pictures...#LoveThem
@kaylamarie003 it is so twisted right now though I can see us finding out who it is and it still continuing on
Trex is my hero
Drug dealing just to get by, stacking money til it gets sky hiiigghhhh
@lizfoley46 #SorryNotSorry
Shark week is legit \ud83d\udc4c
Bitch was trying to tell me coconut oil and oil of coconut were two different things #TheyArent
Idk if this lady is talking to me or herself so I'm just going to stand here and smile awkwardly