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I deeply apologize if you saw me before I got ready today
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Update on mom:higher than a kite from this morphine. And it is literally the funniest thing in the world. I love her so much. So blessed
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My dad only calls me Anna
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Teo is a punk ass bitch. Wtf. His girl never show up just like he didn't show up in national championship.
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Elyria, OH is like Buzz's girlfriend #woof
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@justinbieber I love you too baby \ud83d\ude18
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Editing is taking less time than I thought. Will be done with this god-forsaken video story soon. #printforever
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@titsss_ imagine if all house smelt that disinfected.... That'd be odd lol
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I WANNA GO SWIMMING
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I'm soo glad my life revolves around goals, instead of alcohol like some people.... #growup
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Hair School is so much harder than people think.
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Playin zombies with the old crew.
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Kate neglects her animals
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@radgirl_x0 that's a big reason I'm happy Luke lives in Burnsville. It's away, but not too far.
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Definitely a redbox evening
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Chief Sosa gettin that mula
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That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \ud83d\ude33 #iapologize
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Don't lie to my friends.
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So a couple days ago the elevator skipped me twice, this morning both opened for me at the same time. Thanks elevator #ghost #goodmorning
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@KimberlyHerron3 Doubtful.
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@Outasight truer words were never spoke
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It's such a good night to go on a drive and think
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I don't have school, but I'm still up and ready like everyone else. \ud83d\udc81
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Wish I could be in Morgantown today
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Who's trying to chill after the game?
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good thing i look like a fuckin boss driving this truck around all week. big truck +tiny girl
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@tfulton1288 SHIT, I knew something looked weird. I stared at that tweet for so long before I hit send
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I'm going back to bed. #SoExhausted
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Home from the burg and my bed feels so good.
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Subway=Life
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Good
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422 seriously just stop
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So I can play the video in my head of a blue eyed boy dancing in the bed of a two tone ford
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@StenhouseJr what the heck?
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Friday night lights has to be the best show ever.\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udfc8
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@ASchinde what're you doing?!
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I wanna be at the beach
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'Have you ever just looked at your skin? It's amazing!' -my Nana
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@kaitlinmurray_4 swag
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Power goes out in super dome... Bane ...
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It's never been so hard to breathe before so I think it's safe to say I will be dying on Christmas see ya
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Anyone can say anything, but doing something proves points.
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@TheTimMcGraw when the stars go blue and red ragtop are my fav but my all time is live like your dieing
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@Rylee_Bogden you do
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@BardHouck I showered for the first time yesterday since Sunday. Right there with you. #grimeforlife
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@bradfo @kirkmin you two deserve your own show. Great listening, great knowledge
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Remember, the entrance door to the sanctuary is inside you!
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I'm really tired of always being lied to..
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What is charred black and smells really bad? A baby in your fireplace @bethmeister13
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And realizing they are awful actors.
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I wish I was coordinated enough to run on a treadmill
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It just annoys me that one person can think they are better than another person. Last I checked we are all human
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Dwade can't make a shot or play defense. Why is he playing.
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@f1ndling @Ecohen43 hes not even good
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Bringing friends into an argument only makes things worse. #betweenthe2ofus
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My brother, my bestfriend, my hero. Is an EMT, he pulls crazy ass shifts & I worry about him constantly. He was the 1st on the scene
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Key And Peele is basically just The Chapelle show but just a little bit worse.
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I love when my phone is quiet af... Not!
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I just want to make you happy, and if it's not with me, that's fine.
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All these tweets about Indy make me even more sad I chose not to do Oce/competitive cheer #whywhywhy \ud83d\ude14
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@edmiraku hahaha very true!!
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Finishing up a handful of projects. Anyone looking to record?
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I kinda want some McDonald's or whataburger right now I'm too hungry\ud83d\ude16
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@bodyguard4JandJ I love drag races! Last time I went to one I was 8 years old, though. Lol I really need to go to one soon!
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Who else is happy that Liam and Miley are not engaged anymore?!
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If I don't reply the first 5 times, I'm probably not gunna reply the 6th, 7th, or 8th. #annoyingaf
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@Dj_Jsmith when will you be back
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My mother is the worst person to shop with. Ever.
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Day and night.
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IT RAINS TOO DAMN MUCH!
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@annapie222 i know but thank god for late arrival
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No school :(
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New PW has me feeling like I'm on a bed of nails
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@skimboarding00 I work at the ironwood golf course near Verona
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Ny degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.
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Not sure how long I can keep trying to make you change your view on me. Yah this is to you Taylor so if you read this send me a text.
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inglorious bastards
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Two really weak yellows for Torres today. Quite harsh on him today
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so much to do, so little time \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude2a
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Mrs. Hoffmann is the bomb diggity
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I guess you really don't know what you have until it is gone #depresedtweet
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You had that coming.
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& I'm tired of bitches feelin like they can speak on how people do or do not take care of their kids, STFU hoe.. do you even have kids??
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need 2 go to doctor
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The next car I have will NOT be a Chevy
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Pretty excited to be driving this \ud83d\ude92 around today.
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I got to much shit on my mind :/
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It's 75 degrees out and you have all the lights off and the AC up watching Food Network
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It's a beautiful day \u2600
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I'm in five of my friends favorites for snapchat #blessed
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This has killed my entire Saturday.
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A night with my hookah \u2764
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Well, the next few days I will just be stalking everyone's prom pictures...#LoveThem
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@kaylamarie003 it is so twisted right now though I can see us finding out who it is and it still continuing on
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Trex is my hero
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Drug dealing just to get by, stacking money til it gets sky hiiigghhhh
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@lizfoley46 #SorryNotSorry
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Shark week is legit \ud83d\udc4c
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Bitch was trying to tell me coconut oil and oil of coconut were two different things #TheyArent
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Idk if this lady is talking to me or herself so I'm just going to stand here and smile awkwardly
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