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@SaluteMeImMateo @hannahtaylor131 If Leanm is included, its a love square.
Everyone is gonna hate me...but I've never seen Love and Basketball\ud83d\ude2c
Gotta charge my battery first! Cannot run without music! \ud83d\udcaa\ud83c\udfc3\ud83c\udfa7\ud83c\udfb6
@abbyjoeliene guess so \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33
Before I get married i want to shock a woman with a kiss
Lol at the white guy trying to dunk on LeBron
I wish I could use @rumphalicious for her waxing skills. Lookin for that #fullbody #baldasababysass
Brb while I go cry my eyes out ..\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d
Craigslist is the closest thing I have to a girlfriend #truth
I'm not sure why I just put my wool socks on now. #numb #halp
@alisocko ...but anyway..that's what happens when your school has an awesome football team and all the girls want the QB's dick\ud83d\udc66\ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\udc69 #brawl\ud83d\udc78\ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udc78
God you are freaking adorable.
I keep riding my bike up and down darlington It's making me look creepy .
Were officially on 59 watch. #TW
I guess I fit in a women's medium for sweatpants
Pretty sure break just all went to my thighs
Just got my flu shot and a pretty bandage!!
@aleighafayeee you think they'll let you say for a 3rd night ?
It's crazy how much a girl will let a boy change her.
Worst service EVER! #Wendys #nevercomingback
@McCabe14 that's what I meant \ud83d\ude1c
@Real_Liam_Payne Liam I love you and I'm always always always here for you
Every fucking family owns a minivan
Okay anxiety you can calm down now #justbreathe
Sooner or later God will cut em down. #JohnnyCash
Sleep is the only escape from the living. #Nocturnal
Hannah Tincha just told me I have big muscles life=made @HannahTincha
Roll Tide
@RiotFest Sex Pit #FullFrontal
I promised my mama imma get her out the hood
My pizza's burnt #ThanksObama
\We've based our entire relationship on food\""
The only reason I have to come to school is for English and I don't even have that until last hour.
The fact that this time tomorrow I will be sleeping in my own bed surrounded by my friends, family, & boyfriend is so stinking exciting \ud83d\ude49
@Ktloveshermusic its not funny she's a cunt I seriously hate her so fucking much its unreal
School kills me.. It better be canceled tomorrow
@BrandiLeigh21 #Jealous
tell me what you know about dreams
@jmnpb methinks the Vikes are screwed
The last hour of work always feels like an eternity
Great win for the #Titans tonight. Wishing Jake Locker a speedy recovery being hopeful that he'll somehow be back next week #PrayForLocker
PANERA \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0b
Picking peaches to make some homemade ice cream #yummy
prom tonight\ud83d\ude1c
My mom tried to get our dog to eat his food and my dad says: he's obviously not gunna eat something that looks and tastes like his own shit
I have time for a nap, yayyyy
Im sick of \tho\". Fuck that shit. Not needed. Only say though if it makes sense. Spell that out."
Got my handcuffs and my vest is on tight. It's going to be a good day with WillCo Sheriffs Police
I'm dead serious. I need help finding my keys.
Finding out @SammyAdams is the special guest on the @Timeflies #warningsignstour is the best thing I've heard all day
is anyone at the mall
Holy fuck you're a two faced whore.
Really.
Fuck off.
All you can hear is Matt coughing from outside.
@AnsarKhanMLive what's White's issues
So tired
It was all fun and games
Hearing his voice was amazing (: if you only know how much I appreciate your calls.
@MZONeal22 Zach I had a legitimate nightmare about being a tenor again
making cookies & blasting sweater weather>\n\nsometimes i like winter
I just want to go really far away......
FINDINING OUT YOUR FPS IS IN YOUR CLASS AND IT'S COMPLETELY UNPLANNED \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04 yes I squealed in class. #SOHAPPY @TaylorPaxtonH
....... hate seeing you! #makesithard
\u201c@KChenoweth: Ps. Lucy Liu. GORGEOUS TOO!\u201d Do you even know my obsession with you BOTH
@meghan_renius @Adriennemorrin killlllls!
@Ikeeeeeee_7 I'm staying with I next weekend! Kay?
@AJdayton6 why are your fingers taped??
Sooooo excited for the last season of Dexter. \ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2a\ud83d\udc89
You're quite possibly the shittiest friend I've ever had and I can't stand you :)))))
It feels like someone punched me right in the center of my back.
Amazing episode to end the year @nbcsnl @jimmyfallon @jtimberlake both killed it of course along with the amazing cast
My friends will be proud to know that I haven't watched One Tree Hill in like a week
I have 5 tests to makeup in Mrs. Welch's class plus I have a test tomorrow and then 2 in Spanish I have to makeup \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude02
@TheXFactorUSA DANGGGG HES 14. And cute. LETTME have his @ name that accent lollol
@tessalissette You should hollla at me sometime and we'll make some plans! 859-868-7300
@e_stradaaaaa yes.
You're the reason why I'm happy everyday
DO THAT HARLEM SHAKE
I make it so hard to talk don't I, I get off topic don't I
My dream man. I still call him Tate, idc.
My mistake, I am a bad judge of character.
Time to nut up or shut up.
#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you have a beautiful smile
SNAPCHAT ME NOW
Everybody complainin' about their yearbook picture, I dread seeing mine tomorrow..
pretty sure we blew my speakers tonight @kayybrown3 @k8lynNic0le
@aikens_emily I'm dumb
God loves me quite a bit today\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4c
Why do people come to the movies alone. Lol
Nothing surprises me anymore. It all needs a lot prayer.
Nothing bears a Sunday morning cuddle sesh with my best friend :) #mansbestfriend
Maybe this rain will freeze and we'll get out! Jk
Awkward.
Sad thing about tonight is that baseball is over \ud83d\ude2a
Dangggg My Dawgs Ain't Hit Me Up Yet , I Know Dey Ain't Broke . . .
prank calls >>> \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
@Brooks4Real Sweet. Is Scar Jo there?
@KileECoyote Your mom just pulled a bra out of her purse .. reminded me of when you pulled your thong out at Panera hahahaha \ud83d\ude02
Still confused. what is going on.