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@xxkenziexo our dates gonna great babe\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude4c #lezbehonest
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He called it a date. \u263a
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Mom thinks I'm a lesbian, I'm sick out of nowhere, old lady tried to come at me sideways at work today. Let this week be over already.
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It's too late to pretend like we are in love right now #NP
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Soooo tonight is a beer and vinnys kind of night
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@Yuhgirlleezette love you more beautiful ;)
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Around here parents try to be friends with their kids instead of authority figures. #messedup
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I need to talk to you, holy shit.
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I wish it was 60 degrees & sunny right now. #PerfectWeather
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Ping pong anyone
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You have talent and your soul cannot be bought
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@Maia_Mulcahy @peaceissarah NICE JOB MESSING UP THAT GIRLS HAIR
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@aubreeryann jump ship !
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@KristinGlause Ill try my best
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Apple jacks. Yum.
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Animals
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I wish I had a crystal ball \ud83d\udd2e
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Our talk after track today >> @Big_Papi_15 @austin_squires
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I'm tired\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34
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Just keep your hopes up high and your heads down low!
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LOOCH
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Getting this beer in my belly!
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So far today I have had two cups of coffee. This should end well...
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Oh my gosh. These apple cinnamon donuts are about to be amazing!
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@Mallick814 @marchionda23 pats are also the ones in the playoffs and the steelers are 5-8
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--thank god it's pay day. \ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\udcb0 #money
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Fast forward to Florida please \u2600\u2600\u2600
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If love is a labor I'll slave til the end.
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@miller_damon who's got time for that? And rise and roll doesn't suck. Best donuts ever!!!! \n#NotMe
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I want someone who will make music with me. Who will listen to me play and sing all day and then sing to me all night.
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@dannywitt359 @rjz_haynes Ryan your hobby from now on is to not talk to danny.
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2 hours and counting till youth
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I don't wanna give you the wrong impression.
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@NateShungu Carry out and my love
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The fact that the live feed for the boys game is frozen \ud83d\ude12 #nothappy
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Picky guys need to learn .. Women dont come from a \build a bitch\" workshop.."
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Not knowing what you want in your life is the most frustrating thing ever
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I'm not addicted to adderall mom... God
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@radley512 my bank don't open till 9
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I can tell you haven't laughed in awhile but I want to see that crooked smile \ud83d\ude03
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I live two miles away from where i nanny and I've been waiting on my mom for 15 minutes
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Seriously fuck you and your fucking lies your such an asshole! I'm so glad that didn't actually happen. Good thing you told everyone it did
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@JennyBunny_10 thank ya sooooo much!
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Laying on my death bed
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@lilyjs87 Thanks Lily \ud83d\ude03 Miss you too! Only 1 more day until you are both home! \u2708
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@_BayleyPalmer you should have taken psychology! The professor is hilarious.
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@SavannaGeske couldn't quite handle the one road it should have taken you to get to your destination? #womendrivers \ud83d\ude1c
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@nilam_bhatt I was going to put that in there but I didn't know how to spell it
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#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you have a great sense of humor
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@TerryM1963 @Dickyleefrazier @PatrickLoneyUK @mafrazier15 just friends talking. How's that creepy?
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I have NO makeup this is not good i have places to go
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@mrmickmars soo I'm beyond excited for the new Hampshire show next month. I'm 22 and itll be my 5th time!
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Austin's daily pictures of Nala are killing me. She's so damn cute
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#sorrynotsorry
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You think way too fucking highly of yourself.
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@Austinwilkins04 I will! Promise! Things happen for a reason
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\u201c@PrincessProbz: I see your subtweet, and I raise you a big middle finger. #princessprobz\u201d @Andee_4 made me think of you \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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coughing up blood #thestruggle
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Going to nova at the end of may
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@skookthug570 baby rub on your nipples!
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@Tanner_Colley2 @Jolo_Swag @xAudreyMarie @RebeccaK19 Aw, well I guess we won't be hanging out then
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Goodbye
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I hate looking a new cars. I was perfectly happy with mine. Fucking drunk drivers.
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WHY IS FOOD NETWORK COMING IN FUZZY \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d
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Christmas dinner in a little \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0b
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@Alex_Stoff yes the carpet is a tad stained tbh but you know it's just kind of an experience
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Shit ya Damon! Conference Champs!
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Those fuckers from that whole Target ordeal actually stole my credit identity... #weird
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@lauren_nichole0 hope ya feel better !! Lol I feel dumb BC I'm just now learning and you all have tucks and stuff. I hate being the newbie!
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@torbald2895 don't you have some offs to fuck?
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Honestly I could care less
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Michigan
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In the mood to clean \ud83d\udc4c
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@primaljeff The Michael Ferrari is working on it!!!
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Hahahaha life is rough
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People will always push you to your limits
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@gretakarr no no no this needs to go away
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@OhMyLordyJordy7 then, we must be sisters!!!!
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Take time
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@elisaaabeth_ WAY TO GO BABY
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@Allicciaaa haha no actually Jeff!
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Rather than talk about how doing dangerous tricks with the thing was actually what killed him.
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So emotional at this episode of Long Island Medium right nowww
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God has turned his back on you, heavens gates are shit.
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Oh. There it is
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My plan is to work at Starbucks and find out the inner workings then take over the coffee industry
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Even if I am only staying for a night I pack my bags like I am staying for a week. #girlprobs
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I love having a guy that will hold me tight on my worst days.
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@Morgan_Mishel @amberfox11 my iPod.
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Excited to find your baguette ad @SCHARglutenfree in the Gluten-Free Living magazine :)
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Why is everyone so mean to each other now a days
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@UTHedo you think Moyes is even in the same area code of class that Fergs is now or was before he became accomplished? Use foresight. #deer
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I dont see everyone's obsession with being disgusted by feet. Just take care of your feet people.
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I hate the dentist. Having somebody's hands and in my mouth <<<< \ud83d\ude37
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I really don't like you
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Can someone loan me 60 bucks so I can get a watch \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude25 ill pay you when I get money \ud83d\ude14
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Why am I hated so much..?
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@BluEyezJess @Braddigan89 LMFAO at \YOU\" people.."
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@fakedansavage I just saw you walk by me in Madison by the Capitol and wasn't quick enough to tell you I love the new book!
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@audra_mgillespi @ClaireRohr what is this picture?
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