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@xxkenziexo our dates gonna great babe\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude4c #lezbehonest
He called it a date. \u263a
Mom thinks I'm a lesbian, I'm sick out of nowhere, old lady tried to come at me sideways at work today. Let this week be over already.
It's too late to pretend like we are in love right now #NP
Soooo tonight is a beer and vinnys kind of night
@Yuhgirlleezette love you more beautiful ;)
Around here parents try to be friends with their kids instead of authority figures. #messedup
I need to talk to you, holy shit.
I wish it was 60 degrees & sunny right now. #PerfectWeather
Ping pong anyone
You have talent and your soul cannot be bought
@Maia_Mulcahy @peaceissarah NICE JOB MESSING UP THAT GIRLS HAIR
@aubreeryann jump ship !
@KristinGlause Ill try my best
Apple jacks. Yum.
Animals
I wish I had a crystal ball \ud83d\udd2e
Our talk after track today >> @Big_Papi_15 @austin_squires
I'm tired\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34
Just keep your hopes up high and your heads down low!
LOOCH
Getting this beer in my belly!
So far today I have had two cups of coffee. This should end well...
Oh my gosh. These apple cinnamon donuts are about to be amazing!
@Mallick814 @marchionda23 pats are also the ones in the playoffs and the steelers are 5-8
--thank god it's pay day. \ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\udcb0 #money
Fast forward to Florida please \u2600\u2600\u2600
If love is a labor I'll slave til the end.
@miller_damon who's got time for that? And rise and roll doesn't suck. Best donuts ever!!!! \n#NotMe
I want someone who will make music with me. Who will listen to me play and sing all day and then sing to me all night.
@dannywitt359 @rjz_haynes Ryan your hobby from now on is to not talk to danny.
2 hours and counting till youth
I don't wanna give you the wrong impression.
@NateShungu Carry out and my love
The fact that the live feed for the boys game is frozen \ud83d\ude12 #nothappy
Picky guys need to learn .. Women dont come from a \build a bitch\" workshop.."
Not knowing what you want in your life is the most frustrating thing ever
I'm not addicted to adderall mom... God
@radley512 my bank don't open till 9
I can tell you haven't laughed in awhile but I want to see that crooked smile \ud83d\ude03
I live two miles away from where i nanny and I've been waiting on my mom for 15 minutes
Seriously fuck you and your fucking lies your such an asshole! I'm so glad that didn't actually happen. Good thing you told everyone it did
@JennyBunny_10 thank ya sooooo much!
Laying on my death bed
@lilyjs87 Thanks Lily \ud83d\ude03 Miss you too! Only 1 more day until you are both home! \u2708
@_BayleyPalmer you should have taken psychology! The professor is hilarious.
@SavannaGeske couldn't quite handle the one road it should have taken you to get to your destination? #womendrivers \ud83d\ude1c
@nilam_bhatt I was going to put that in there but I didn't know how to spell it
#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you have a great sense of humor
@TerryM1963 @Dickyleefrazier @PatrickLoneyUK @mafrazier15 just friends talking. How's that creepy?
I have NO makeup this is not good i have places to go
@mrmickmars soo I'm beyond excited for the new Hampshire show next month. I'm 22 and itll be my 5th time!
Austin's daily pictures of Nala are killing me. She's so damn cute
#sorrynotsorry
You think way too fucking highly of yourself.
@Austinwilkins04 I will! Promise! Things happen for a reason
\u201c@PrincessProbz: I see your subtweet, and I raise you a big middle finger. #princessprobz\u201d @Andee_4 made me think of you \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
coughing up blood #thestruggle
Going to nova at the end of may
@skookthug570 baby rub on your nipples!
@Tanner_Colley2 @Jolo_Swag @xAudreyMarie @RebeccaK19 Aw, well I guess we won't be hanging out then
Goodbye
I hate looking a new cars. I was perfectly happy with mine. Fucking drunk drivers.
WHY IS FOOD NETWORK COMING IN FUZZY \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d
Christmas dinner in a little \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0b
@Alex_Stoff yes the carpet is a tad stained tbh but you know it's just kind of an experience
Shit ya Damon! Conference Champs!
Those fuckers from that whole Target ordeal actually stole my credit identity... #weird
@lauren_nichole0 hope ya feel better !! Lol I feel dumb BC I'm just now learning and you all have tucks and stuff. I hate being the newbie!
@torbald2895 don't you have some offs to fuck?
Honestly I could care less
Michigan
In the mood to clean \ud83d\udc4c
@primaljeff The Michael Ferrari is working on it!!!
Hahahaha life is rough
People will always push you to your limits
@gretakarr no no no this needs to go away
@OhMyLordyJordy7 then, we must be sisters!!!!
Take time
@elisaaabeth_ WAY TO GO BABY
@Allicciaaa haha no actually Jeff!
Rather than talk about how doing dangerous tricks with the thing was actually what killed him.
So emotional at this episode of Long Island Medium right nowww
God has turned his back on you, heavens gates are shit.
Oh. There it is
My plan is to work at Starbucks and find out the inner workings then take over the coffee industry
Even if I am only staying for a night I pack my bags like I am staying for a week. #girlprobs
I love having a guy that will hold me tight on my worst days.
@Morgan_Mishel @amberfox11 my iPod.
Excited to find your baguette ad @SCHARglutenfree in the Gluten-Free Living magazine :)
Why is everyone so mean to each other now a days
@UTHedo you think Moyes is even in the same area code of class that Fergs is now or was before he became accomplished? Use foresight. #deer
I dont see everyone's obsession with being disgusted by feet. Just take care of your feet people.
I hate the dentist. Having somebody's hands and in my mouth <<<< \ud83d\ude37
I really don't like you
Can someone loan me 60 bucks so I can get a watch \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude25 ill pay you when I get money \ud83d\ude14
Why am I hated so much..?
@BluEyezJess @Braddigan89 LMFAO at \YOU\" people.."
@fakedansavage I just saw you walk by me in Madison by the Capitol and wasn't quick enough to tell you I love the new book!
@audra_mgillespi @ClaireRohr what is this picture?