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Oracular Spectacular
@Insidethestache @supervaggio6 @kait_roep @CeeBaloo I may have the best stache, yours will be the better stache
What I need right now is Funyuns
@katieehutchinss I have it on VHS :)
I'm so irritated.
I wish I knew what I wanted.
You can't sit with us
\It is your dreams that lead you astray, Master Skywalker,\" she said."
@WestmorelandSN at the half..Mt. Pleasant 53 Charleroi 7
@KARose25 not okay
@TylerLewis248 @PaulaDowdy @Alexstrom25 @JuliaSuppafly. I'm downn
Pick out the seeds and steams
@KJDaBest_ I'm definitely not cleaning that up.
@powerrangerluv I miss u too. Ironically think its been since summer\u2600\ud83c\udfc4\ud83c\udf34
@brittmcgavic @ThisGirl_Meg don't say anything else.
the hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross, and which to burn.
Sixteen episode later, and Cas is finally back!
You left your mark on me \ud83c\udfb6
@elizabitchx11 I know I don't need to, but I can't help it!\ud83d\ude2d
@TiffTownsend3 You'll be with 3 other people! You can do it! Invite your sisters and their hubby's too and that's a bigger group!
Happy bird day @ShelbyOwens1
I'm givin' up on love, 'cause love's givin' up on me!!!
There's 10 days until MHALs... \nI'm sorry, what?
@zachleblanc5 Rez gym? At 7?
I hate @jessica_bilot so much
oh okay cool, being left alone is always great
Defiantly bombed that history test \ud83d\udc4c
@NickBeII alright, I appreciate it man!
My stepmom didn't know all of these songs came from The Sound of Music.. \ud83d\ude33
Hey nice job only bringing one moccasin home from college Louisa
@Talkmaster the #freejahar nuts don't realize he would have just as easily put the bomb by them, since they are infidels to him as well.
This storm got weak!! #lame
Alright I seriously want Olive Garden RIGHT NOW!
I need to quit promising people ill hang out with them.. lol
I just can't crack your code #HolyGrail
@odun_s boo. It was awesome.
@LT_Dunman15 this possession wins it for UK or loses it!
@steph22holla that's what I thought \ud83d\udc4d
@raccKUHN he does.. #Gay
@brantrose08 you are an angel
Guys should I sneak into the general admission floor and crowd surf during fall out boy
@bryanblakecy88 no drink tweets
Erright......
I wish I could change my texting back to the original way. I hate this new update
Twitter is such a joke but I just can't get myself to deactivate it \ud83d\ude33
@MaryC_143 I dressed up as a stripper one year and got voted best costume
@Jay_Severin you are wrong
Text me! \ud83d\ude01
@loveball3323 thanks
@mdevine29 it's like a car accident. It's terrible to watch but you can't help yourself.
The Buckeyes secondary needs help
#tbt to the time we made our cocktail hour a 90s hour. Bahahaha
I'm freezing but can't bring myself to put pants on. #thestruggle
Bruins need to step it up this period if they want to stay in this. #gobruins
Man the soccer game better not be during Victoria secret show.
K I just quoted drake. Bye.
I got a max of 4 hours of sleep. Today is going to be lovely.\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude29
Go #Vols beat Bulldogs.
i have to pee.
anybody want to hang....
Surprises >>> \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0d #Loved
I wanna do something tonight
@DevonRealDeal awesome!
baby you're a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise
@GrazenJenna @allie_mazur how doesn't it
Girls don't think I'm funny and if you do then I love you
@xo_meggggg yeah yeah yeah \ud83d\ude09
Day ruined.. #pissed
@JohnCrowley24 just copy my tweet, it's cool
@ZHaverfield @rachel_shipp @aaye_its_jess I think she thinks we are weird\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude33
WHOEVER THREW A DONUT AT ME GO FUCK YOURSELF
Around 1am my husband will finallu be crawling in bed with me and I can not wait...
Pizza Rolls \ud83d\ude0b
Joe sleeps all day. AGAIN. :p
Finna pass out at the crib im done
@tweetmesohard the question is did you sign it??????
@Damien_Starr @thatmanpig1 @h0nkyfac3 only if we wrestle at some point during the movie !
No wonder people think Mady and I are taking \ud83d\ude02
#FreePJ
@hakdmb41 if you get sick of it send it my way!!! I'd love to have a white Christmas!
Hi
Ok this is ridiculous
lazy sunday night...spending it in my recliner
Called that shit
There is a HUGE difference between loving someone, and being in love with someone.
Why do I like you so much? #Pondering
@WojRock hahaha queer
@officialR5 have you made the switch to iOS7 yet?! It's radical. #AskRatliff
If your memory's still too strong I'll keep movin on and get longer gone.
I'm pretty sure I aced my Shakespeare Final and I only studied for 10 minutes. \ud83d\ude1c
#redwinethoughts Jon Snow totally shaves his chest... Verdict is still out for my feelings on that. #GameOfThrones
I have a tendency to mess up god things
Fuck Alabama and fuck notre dame. The Ohio State University Buckeyes are the only undefeated team left in division 1 college football.
Some days you just feel like a white person in an infomercial.
I'm sick of this weather already
Just now realized the lady on talking dead is the same lady who owned the movie theatre on drake and josh #mindblown
\ud83d\ude29 Hahahahah omg omg omg ew
11:11 wish; To be a little kid again. I want no worries. \ud83d\udcab
Eiiii TB Joshua...lemme keep quiet sef
@Shelby_Nicole29 that's awesome I'll be in his room all year. N I saw it. It looks good. Keep me awake haha