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The scale at Snap said I gained 3 lbs when I've done nothing but workout at least 1.5 hrs a day & have slashed my food intake :(
This Harry Potter marathon has me crying way more than it should. #nerdlife
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@AlanHighe family stuffs.
The little boy Billy from Bad Grandpa was the cutest boy ever
Just threw up on high street. Thanks @JoeMamasMotown
I need to go to sleep! :(
@MichelleChamuel totes fan girling right now. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d
@D_Jones_5 Right. I hate seeing that shit in my news feed.
@MarlingtonDuke @chaserlz635 @Gobluejojo1978 @UTVolsTalk seriously, Vanderbilt is the future of CFB in Tennessee!
Can't sleep. \ud83d\ude1e
Missing jersey\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d
@Jerra_x14 oh no! Good thing you didn't lay for 15 minutes! :(
Don't care anymore, not fighting with any of you. #PointLess
Liggy Beach pretty quiet today @Jakenemethh
@maddymaexox \Tony.......shut the fuck up\" \ud83d\ude09"
I feel like I gained like 200 lbs after today\n#turkeyprobs
AND I'M SEEING JOHN MAYER MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
@wiizkarlifa hahahahahahahahha!!
I talk a lot
At least it's Friday
Anyone wanna give me a ride to the game tomorrow?
@GeishaGrandeur Psshhh it's overrated lol not even tired lol
@BrettNBA I think ginobli get it!
@DouchyTomBrady ok deal, but you better take me to super bowl with you, just sayin'
Bates Motel on tonight!!!
Congrats to @HLundqvist30 and the rest of the #NYR on clinching a playoff spot #BecauseItsTheCup still the best in the world
Love spending my whole weekend working. 3-9 Saturday and Sunday.
@daricebowldream you can do it!!!
Officially hit 22k tweets.
Being a bitch really isn't my style, but when I have to be one. I'm damn good.
Christmas music is on and all the Christmas toys are out at work and I'm REALLY HAPPY \ud83d\ude0a\u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf81
@delaney__huber I miss you poop head :( text me!
This weekend>>> \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\u263a
Oh my God the boys were right
so who all is in the auditorium?
Bored af #naptime
@tbryant2013 @millz_21 blow a black dick
@HammerNation19 Wisenhunt, but that hire puts me to sleep. Holding out for Saban.
@Speedyc62 so tough!!!!!!! Nobody mess with Charles!!
I don't even like me. How can I expect you to?
Hugh Jackman.... You. Are. Sexy.
Stretching before bed, instead of studying. #ohwell #cheerlyf
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Twin date with my best friend (: ...sorry but I had to.. @HaleyMcRazy
\u201c@JoyceMeyer: Pride is the problem, humility is the answer.\u201d//Truly realizing these days that ALL my sin is rotted in pride & selfishness.
@zoeknoll stopp\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
The new Adidas commercial with D-Rose is amazing..
Okay, just kidding, only the first song was good...
'Everyone is trying to get in right now and all you wanna do is prank call people' @b3arhands
I wish I could bring most of my co workers with me when I transfer #KeyWordMost
Like honestly I don't expect flowers and stuff like that because that stuff just doesn't happen in my world ha #confessiontweet
In other news, I hate my car. My steering wheel decided it didn't want to turn anymore. I can't wait for my new car.
why does being tired have to ruin your whole day \ud83d\ude29
@Juliamarie024 I was just tutoring Maddie in that!
They called back .... I guessed who it was SNIP #RC
@WeirDaWhteWomen I have one! But I don't make a lot and my mom makes me put my checks in the bank!
By hannafords I mean Shaws cause I'm that fucking lazy.
The things we take for granted are things that others pray for. #Perspective
If heaven wasn't so far away!
@KerbyLewis just run instead. Always run. Haha.
@Hirl_Birl12 It was real cray
I have the best tub for bubble baths #honestly
@DeltaAssist would have been nice to inform your call center reps with this information. They told me I could access when I upgraded.
@2Shanez yeah it was fire..might a get bottle today
@kpenney14 I drive @danisaur357 to Lawrence almost everyday
I'm not good at basketball I play it for fun, softball is a different story. \u26be\ufe0f\ud83c\udfc0
Headed for the mile high city in 3 days!\u270c\ud83d\uddfb#Seeya
To the student section. Coming from a senior who is supposed to be a leader. That is pretty low leadership and high arrogance #humility
I need to move to California. I belong there okay.
I'm ready for bed
I got my first acceptance letter, kind of cool.
Soo Uhmm, is anyone trying to buy some cookie dough from me? \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf6a I'll bake the cookies if you buy dough..
You can easily look at a person and think there life is amazing when their really killing themselves inside
Like what the fuck aaron chill
I wanna go home to my bed
@BlytheMaddy @KSTiLLS @littlehuck20 DUH
Nd if u feeling like the SHOE FIT WEAR IT
Right where we need to be!
@sander_mitch4 hahahahahahah #hahahaha
I'm stressed to the max
@eatyourkimchi hi eyk I love girls generation's new song it was totally awesome to me and I loved it love you guys bye and goodnight!!!
@marjj_ no
I hope I can pick up a long shift tomorrow night! Having Saturdays off is too weird.
Thats right. Leave my square on my table mom.
Can't sleep <<<< \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude16
@JordieBooo go poop then
Can't wait for this senior cruise, even though it's months away \ud83d\ude0d @Kenzieee_Rae @foreverErin96 @ls_wiggins1
Seriously can you stay off phone for like an hour!? Nooooo bc your a dickhead.
@iTzChrispy where'd you go
There's like 50000 mirrors in my house
@lutebs You'd be more lovable if you were to show up to my room with Kessler & BDubs... #youoweme
Studying for midterms all day #sohappy
Can I just go snowboarding already\ud83c\udfc2
@ddlovato last game ?
I got stuck driving behind those trucks that sand the rodes on my way to work. I felt so bad for my brother-in-laws truck :(
@nerdochaos There may be some bird brains around but I stopped for a burger at Culver's
@awilliams1012 mine too! #Losers
never thought after everything you just wouldn't care..
Fuck a laptop get a desktop!