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The scale at Snap said I gained 3 lbs when I've done nothing but workout at least 1.5 hrs a day & have slashed my food intake :(
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This Harry Potter marathon has me crying way more than it should. #nerdlife
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@AlanHighe family stuffs.
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The little boy Billy from Bad Grandpa was the cutest boy ever
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Just threw up on high street. Thanks @JoeMamasMotown
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I need to go to sleep! :(
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@MichelleChamuel totes fan girling right now. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d
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@D_Jones_5 Right. I hate seeing that shit in my news feed.
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@MarlingtonDuke @chaserlz635 @Gobluejojo1978 @UTVolsTalk seriously, Vanderbilt is the future of CFB in Tennessee!
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Can't sleep. \ud83d\ude1e
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Missing jersey\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d
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@Jerra_x14 oh no! Good thing you didn't lay for 15 minutes! :(
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Don't care anymore, not fighting with any of you. #PointLess
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Liggy Beach pretty quiet today @Jakenemethh
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@maddymaexox \Tony.......shut the fuck up\" \ud83d\ude09"
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I feel like I gained like 200 lbs after today\n#turkeyprobs
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AND I'M SEEING JOHN MAYER MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
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@wiizkarlifa hahahahahahahahha!!
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I talk a lot
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At least it's Friday
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Anyone wanna give me a ride to the game tomorrow?
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@GeishaGrandeur Psshhh it's overrated lol not even tired lol
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@BrettNBA I think ginobli get it!
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@DouchyTomBrady ok deal, but you better take me to super bowl with you, just sayin'
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Bates Motel on tonight!!!
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Congrats to @HLundqvist30 and the rest of the #NYR on clinching a playoff spot #BecauseItsTheCup still the best in the world
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Love spending my whole weekend working. 3-9 Saturday and Sunday.
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@daricebowldream you can do it!!!
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Officially hit 22k tweets.
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Being a bitch really isn't my style, but when I have to be one. I'm damn good.
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Christmas music is on and all the Christmas toys are out at work and I'm REALLY HAPPY \ud83d\ude0a\u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf81
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@delaney__huber I miss you poop head :( text me!
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This weekend>>> \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\u263a
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Oh my God the boys were right
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so who all is in the auditorium?
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Bored af #naptime
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@tbryant2013 @millz_21 blow a black dick
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@HammerNation19 Wisenhunt, but that hire puts me to sleep. Holding out for Saban.
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@Speedyc62 so tough!!!!!!! Nobody mess with Charles!!
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I don't even like me. How can I expect you to?
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Hugh Jackman.... You. Are. Sexy.
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Stretching before bed, instead of studying. #ohwell #cheerlyf
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Drunk words are sober thoughts.
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Twin date with my best friend (: ...sorry but I had to.. @HaleyMcRazy
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\u201c@JoyceMeyer: Pride is the problem, humility is the answer.\u201d//Truly realizing these days that ALL my sin is rotted in pride & selfishness.
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@zoeknoll stopp\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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The new Adidas commercial with D-Rose is amazing..
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Okay, just kidding, only the first song was good...
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'Everyone is trying to get in right now and all you wanna do is prank call people' @b3arhands
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I wish I could bring most of my co workers with me when I transfer #KeyWordMost
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Like honestly I don't expect flowers and stuff like that because that stuff just doesn't happen in my world ha #confessiontweet
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In other news, I hate my car. My steering wheel decided it didn't want to turn anymore. I can't wait for my new car.
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why does being tired have to ruin your whole day \ud83d\ude29
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@Juliamarie024 I was just tutoring Maddie in that!
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They called back .... I guessed who it was SNIP #RC
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@WeirDaWhteWomen I have one! But I don't make a lot and my mom makes me put my checks in the bank!
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By hannafords I mean Shaws cause I'm that fucking lazy.
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The things we take for granted are things that others pray for. #Perspective
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If heaven wasn't so far away!
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@KerbyLewis just run instead. Always run. Haha.
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@Hirl_Birl12 It was real cray
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I have the best tub for bubble baths #honestly
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@DeltaAssist would have been nice to inform your call center reps with this information. They told me I could access when I upgraded.
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@2Shanez yeah it was fire..might a get bottle today
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@kpenney14 I drive @danisaur357 to Lawrence almost everyday
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I'm not good at basketball I play it for fun, softball is a different story. \u26be\ufe0f\ud83c\udfc0
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Headed for the mile high city in 3 days!\u270c\ud83d\uddfb#Seeya
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To the student section. Coming from a senior who is supposed to be a leader. That is pretty low leadership and high arrogance #humility
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I need to move to California. I belong there okay.
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I'm ready for bed
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I got my first acceptance letter, kind of cool.
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Soo Uhmm, is anyone trying to buy some cookie dough from me? \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf6a I'll bake the cookies if you buy dough..
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You can easily look at a person and think there life is amazing when their really killing themselves inside
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Like what the fuck aaron chill
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I wanna go home to my bed
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@BlytheMaddy @KSTiLLS @littlehuck20 DUH
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Nd if u feeling like the SHOE FIT WEAR IT
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Right where we need to be!
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@sander_mitch4 hahahahahahah #hahahaha
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I'm stressed to the max
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@eatyourkimchi hi eyk I love girls generation's new song it was totally awesome to me and I loved it love you guys bye and goodnight!!!
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@marjj_ no
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I hope I can pick up a long shift tomorrow night! Having Saturdays off is too weird.
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Thats right. Leave my square on my table mom.
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Can't sleep <<<< \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude16
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@JordieBooo go poop then
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Can't wait for this senior cruise, even though it's months away \ud83d\ude0d @Kenzieee_Rae @foreverErin96 @ls_wiggins1
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Seriously can you stay off phone for like an hour!? Nooooo bc your a dickhead.
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@iTzChrispy where'd you go
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There's like 50000 mirrors in my house
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@lutebs You'd be more lovable if you were to show up to my room with Kessler & BDubs... #youoweme
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Studying for midterms all day #sohappy
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Can I just go snowboarding already\ud83c\udfc2
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@ddlovato last game ?
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I got stuck driving behind those trucks that sand the rodes on my way to work. I felt so bad for my brother-in-laws truck :(
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@nerdochaos There may be some bird brains around but I stopped for a burger at Culver's
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@awilliams1012 mine too! #Losers
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never thought after everything you just wouldn't care..
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Fuck a laptop get a desktop!
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