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I just found my new favorite song \ud83d\udc4c thanks #Pandora
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That moment when you're at work and can't download iOS 7
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It'd be nice if we could get a stop
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@kray_kris @bTELLS @JColeNC how do u not love yeezus!!?
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You\u2019re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
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@DjPaulyDArmy if it wasn't for you and vinny jersey shore would have been a dud you guys kept me laughing
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who loves me enough to let me come over and watch the world series later tonight? any takers...?
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@dariantrammel hahahahahahha. Completely forgot about that one. It's epic. I'm so talented.
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I really don't like children all that much.
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Legendary.
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I'm to damn nice sometimes.
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I'm in the cuddling mood #whatthehell
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Andddd i'm late to confirmation class
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@ashleyEbruce perfect
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Remembering so many today.
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Season 6 bitch
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@spearsjd that was mom! \ud83d\ude20
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It's only a big deal if you make it a big deal .
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Call me dumb but I don't really understand the concept of #GPOY without the use of a picture... #anybodyelse
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Enjoy the little things in life.
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NO WAY!!!!!!!!!! Flacco doesn't disappoint
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Just my luck... #wtf
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so who wants to pick me up, bring me to the grocery store and bring me back home? I'm way too lazy to drive 3/4 a mile down the road \ud83d\ude01
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I'm about that hipster look thooo \ud83d\udc8b #fab
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Tis the season for fuzzy socks \u263a
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@megan_kennedy13 love you also<33
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@ThugBitchSona well I guess I have two now. Lol.
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Ill miss @MidWest_Mess the most when I delete my twitter she's a true visionary and a spectacular women
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@x__________Tyra oh my god your a monster \ud83d\ude31
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This has to be the worst new years I have ever had.
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can it be Thanksgiving already?
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I feel so lost when I'm not with you .
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@bcolestock mts are way better go with them the ones on my silverado lasted forever
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@kirstenwhite_ \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a thank you SO much. That means so much to me! Love you girl! :)
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I guess I have to live my life by what others tell me, because it's so wrong for me to be the happiest because of who I want to love.
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@loren_pilon love you go eat some pretzels
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What to do what to do
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Caedus hadn't felt the blaster bolt coming. His concentration was slipping.
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Illamasqua nail polish \ud83d\ude0d
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I make myself sick.
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@akloken5 thank you haha
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if people keep bailing im going to go crazy omfg
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Catfish is just stupid.
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I feel good when I see something wanelo I have.
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@alimarie102 lies \ud83d\ude12
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My main goal is to get delta there first football state championship ! #deltafootball
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@DannySousa401 well I am lmao
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@Aleesh18 @MatanFarhi I have those dance moves on video! \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\udc4d hahaha
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@alannakathleen is a skank.
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This new app is doing a shitty job of giving me notifications. Savage animals.
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Liars...
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The Company Man, who versus whom scene, haha!
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I love storms \u2614\u26a1\ud83d\ude34
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Red Wings a strong defensive team?!?!?! Killed 2 5-3 power plays. 2-0 Wings after 2! #GoWings
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Coffee sounds good.
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@kristensieg fag
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no windows ajar.... i have a plush blanket under me and on me. but my feet still manage to be ice? #icant
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@Taylo15 under you bed?
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Picslip coming down after the ravens game
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Hey look I'm not dead in a ditch lol \ud83d\udc33 #YOLO
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@BaileyHeisler it's only the middle of April. The snow isn't gonna last much longer
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@drewski61 @dtrizzle2350 look at last tweet!
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@Dbcouch yes I think so
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@sarahtraeger you are out without me!? :P
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@M_MJ0 cant no time
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That's why I have
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I literally cannot with Jennifer Lawrence's new haircut
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If only I had people to text, then I could complain about how iMessage isn't working #LivingTheThugLife
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Game changing call
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@Jhewitt77 go watch the sandy hook conspiracy video, shit made me a believer
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She used to be the sweetest girl...
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@Cubsmom61 bsu allows 3 absent days & after 9 its autofail but for a teacher to take the grade down a letter grade is straight ridiculous.
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I just want to see everybody happy! Is that too much to ask for?!
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My first week at Eku is complete!
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Can't wait to go fishing!
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He never actually cuddles.
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I don't care what anyone says. Being out in the rain & cold DOES give you the sniffles. =(
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@dom_valenti98 shes in a better place now
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42 Days!!!!! :-)
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Fuck you , fuck you, you're cool, fuck you! I'm out!
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ugh my family is making me open gifts now
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@Isaac_Ward06 hmm... You win this compliment battle...
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@KatelynMongenel how much?
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I wanna FaceTime..
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Someone DM/TEXT/SNAPCHAT me thanks.
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@sarasnead as I favorited and retweeted that I have been eating all my candy
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You live and you learn.
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If I call you and you don't answer, I expect you to call me back.
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Like im pretty sure we were made for eachother hahah
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I love school and girls more than school
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Shark tank shark tank shark tank
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@Dancer0033 it was a good fight lol
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Give me the truth, even if I don't like it.
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@KierstenGoings @Kel_Goings and next weekend?!\ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude01
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I'm here to be the odds set against me, I wish the worst luck to anyone who bet against me
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@m0rgasm__ TOTALLY DEPENDS ON LENGTH
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Got my butt kicked at work last night. Ready for bed. #onehalfday #thenthreedaysoff
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@sjbryant25 HARDASS
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If you don't wake up you penis aid small
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Phones broke, no one text me.
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