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Stronger after dip.	buy the dip. all of it.
I bought calls and sold them latter for a 25&#37; profit. If i held I would be up 700&#37; or more.	Calls with a 40 strike?
Pretty shitty for the employees. My last company did $1B buyback but froze wages and cut bonuses to do so. I’d be okay with it if they coupled the buyback with a one time employee bonus as well	Sounds like you work for a bunch of faggots
How do I sell half an option to cover my initial cost minus $7? Asking for a friend.	LOL, you go down in flames like the faggot you are.
ah the good ol’ what goes up must come down logic	That logic burnt me on NFLX
What's the news?	we didn't start the fire
You will get one if I do.	if you need animu weeb shit im your fag
[I mean they are such crappy cars. You have to ride outside them](https://image.stern.de/7897970/uncropped-940-656/d9e5074cd6d5c5a835d5f445e36d6e16/eg/trump-im-mercedes2.jpg)	MBs based on the W220 platform were pretty shitty cars.
FD Crew or nothing.	Ride or die
Free drinks and easy access to high rises in Vegas!	Also hookers. Sorry i mean escorts
I closed yesterday. Feel like such a big boy.	Me too! I opened puts just before we peaked. Red since friday but paid today. That downgrade is such BS they probably saw a huge OI on calls leading up to ER and had to shut it down early
What I actually look like when I talk.	what I actually look like.
Maybe I should rephrase the word “friend” it’s just a dude that I see outside when I’m smoking a cig on “breaks”	Yeah, man, even I'd give you a reference. He's a dick.
so many starving faggots would kill to have that flair	who do I have to kill to get spinning dick flair?
Like 2.5 mil as of recently. Probably low 6 digits shaved off of that this morning tho. Guy must have gigantic balls Idk how he handles those swings. I couldn't do it	My estimate is he lost $750k today. Adamantium balls.
Depends on this guy's situation though. If he's worth 50million, still bad but not a huge deal. However, if he's 35 and this is his life savings...	It's /r/WSB my dude, don't we all have our life savings in this?
My pleasure, faggot.	r/beetlejuicing
I buy puts out of spite, never for profit.	Respect.
So I've got the August 70 call right now. You're telling me there's hope? Do I hold through earnings? Was planning to sell before ER if I come back up to breaking even	You'll be fine unless you bought at ATH or something...
July 20 52.5/55/57.5 butterfly, 35c for max 2.5 profit - lets go	My nigga. I've got the 50/55/60 butterfly.
Check the daily RSI. It is indicating that it is overbought.	I guess the you don’t understand how much the server market is worth
Self driving cars should be banned totally. Can you imagine if most cars on the road where self driving and they were hacked to do what ever the fuck the hacker wanted them to do.... Let me post an example of what could happen https://youtu.be/pwYcnnbiRB4	Found the uber driver.
No you	No me
Just torrent it like a normal person	and short NFLX
How far out did you purchase?	$105 june 8 and $107 June 22
You got negative deltas to back that up?	You heard the man, show em cowboy.
See the 2 status bars? Lmao	The loss is so bad, OP had to downgrade his phone from an iPhone to the cheapest Android he could find.
it’s up 11 cents just believe me in filthy rich at this point	Up 2%!
What the fuck did you do?	Simple math. Down 8% and back up 8 is not break even
Did he end up getting modded?	I love going to threads from months ago and then realizing I posted multiple times in it.
Mad Max did seen the most realistic. If it was the apocalypse I would wear my BDSM shit around the town without shame	So shine, so gold.
More like Josh Blue famous	Who?
What's your strike? I'm guessing nicely ITM?	I sold 54 and move to 55 / 60
Please, $MU. Save yourself	up pre market right now.
Or the 100% losses.	I got away from AMD to avoid your shananigans. Don't tell me you're manipulating MU too.
Wait so we fell so you bought even more OTM calls? Teach me your autistic ways	Still have earnings to for market to line up with company fundamentals
$MU guaranteed. just 100% portfolio in MU	Basically what I did, dropped my pussy Bac calls and went all MU end of day
Use tasty it's only a dollar you poor fgt	$1 can get me a large sweet tea at mcdonalds
He makes that Canadian faggot look like the Peter Lynch of trading AAPL.	Which Canadian guy?
Try it in large bid ask market and post back... paying a buck for multi leg order seems much more useful to me at least. But hey whatever works for you	I got multi order on robinhood (beta) . It's working well. I agree tasty is better if you don't have that beta. Buying spreads separately is a pain and risky. The fills aren't bad on robinhood though. Would be nice if someone did an analysis on fills that wasn't just someone's gut feeling
Selling calls and buying puts at the same strike is literally just shorting stock but with less liquidity you caveman	Can’t do that on RH
Not smart enough to read but the movie was sad!	Sad? No way. Marley makes that iron condor play on Apple and saves the whole company
They should make a porn version with a dick in the box	They do. Trust me.
We have an american wannabe canadian here	you caught me
It can't dip to 40 because I got $55 puts!	Lol i know right.
Only magic marker, don't waste food	/r/frugal_jerk
The irony was that block buster almost bought Netflix	If Enron wasn’t such a fuck up blockbuster almost was Netflix
What did you expect to happen on this call? They literally just came out with estimated eps, share buybacks, etc. less than two weeks ago at the investor day. There were never going to be revisions made again after 10 days. You made a stupid gamble and will probably lose even more tomorrow as MU continues to slide. What the Jacob dude likely means is that you should have waited for upward momentum on strong volume before dumping money in.	did I not just say I made a dumb move faggot? thanks for the lecture though. I expected something said to calm down a 5% drop, even mentioning it and disagreeing with it probably would have turned the price around. Waiting for strong momentum on high volume on MU is a great way to miss a run up and be stuck holding the bag.
What do you think about tomorrow?...	idk i moved all the money to BAC calls
It's the radiation, man. Stuff messes with your head. Just like the fluoride.	THEY ARE MAKING FROGS GAY!!!
My brother that's the move. ATM or what?	$58.5, it's up 30% right now. Feels so good I may close it and sell some covered TSLA calls.
go for it. it looks quite bullish given all the factors in play. good luck.	Thank god I did not
A lot of the newer bonds especially in 2017 were “illegally issued” by the second congress. If Venezuela goes under there’s a high chance of u taking a total loss. Unless ur yield is more than u paid for it, no one is going to loan u shit	I see. How can a govt issue illegal bonds I'm real curious
She definitely has some extra chromosomes	Her and JR Smith can bond over this!
I know from experience.	no you don't
I don't know, looks pretty legit to me ;)	Yeah, I just checked Twitter. It's for sure legit.
People who aren't poor go there too. -Source: me, not poor	Aww, you're poor on the inside. That's what counts.
Calls are 90% up today alone. 6/16 $25s. Wondering if I should sell or stick it out for the (possibly) exponential tendies	it's a tough one. I'm up 30% on shares in a couple of weeks. eventually the run will be over, though we're not exactly slowing down.
I’m in college. That’s all I need to say	Don't worry you'll still be retarded after college.
Thank god I did not	lol yup it took a break today
Im curious as well	Pls op 🙏
Buy calls whenever Amazon isn’t in the news. When AMZN is in the news or in a Trump tweet, also buy calls.	yeah. do tell, how's that working for ya?
They can technically. Let Cumfuck have FOX and they just create online video streaming with their content.	Iger is married to cable. Roseanne should fire him.
I’d wager you weren’t making retarded statements like this a couple of years ago...	personally think trump is a bigger disappointment than Obama was.
Dont forget you're retarded though	Isn't retardation implied simply by being part of this community?
I didn't want to assume their genders.	I never said they couldn't be feminine dicks
That’s good for you, bc that’s a dumb target	I don’t think it’s going to hit $35 by then but those options are going for 0.30 right now and I have no doubt they’ll go up next week with a delta of 0.12 and gamma at 0.04 could make something off of them
$1 can get me a large sweet tea at mcdonalds	fatass
Done.	How big of a loan do I need to take out to get a flair?
~13% wasn't as reckless as this guy just looking to minimize margin interest	How?
It was a very expensive lesson to learn in my case.	Now you tell me. What do you think abou this? Buy calls 3 months ahead to allow room for manuvering and sell prior to ER.
Yeah, but we at WSB here have minimum standards even for retards.	there go like 2/3 of the subs
Tell me why my boy. Long term?	Looks like VIX is going back to 12.50. That is when I would watch and see if we go back down again. Seems like we are still working through a range in the market but tech is still hot hot hot.
Well that escalated quickly, Im long AMD so no feelings hurt here. Good luck	Just fucking with ya bud
Shouldn't it be closer to 90k?	sold them early and bought stocks instead T_T
well I bought puts near end of day yesterday worked out pretty well, sold near bottom and bought calls just dumped those so now i have more dollars than I did yesterday.	Here’s my “DD” on snap, Anecdotally speaking. People in my age group are moving away from it ever since the update at least in terms of stories. They are posting a lot more Instagram stories and instagrams ad integration and data is miles ahead of anything snap has. Snapchat is just for hitting up you ex after a long night of drinking and that’s a hard thing to make money off of.
Never leave the table. I just get my mail forwarded to the table now.	How many cats you have man?
I'm gonna say what any man with two penis' would say, when his tailor asks if he dresses to the left or the right.	Cudderkid was flirting
Design Zen?	Mike Clark
But I wanna get rich first	Get into finance, become a cfo, invest salary in autistic gambles.
That's 4 years salary before tax. Well played. I need a new job, if only I was better at YOLO'ing options.	You make $179K a year before tax? and you think you're broke?
Robinhood web doesn't do options either	Account -> History -> Scrape away.
You shut you whore mouth.	You’re. And we were only taking notes from you.
Ubisoft has a different game I am looking at. Skull and bones I think it's called. Pirate style mmo.	read the fucking title
I had calls for NVDA that was 260$ before ER. That was due June 1st. Also lost out on my lulu puts	Don’t worry, just make 1000% gains next month and you’ll be fine.
Which Canadian guy?	If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand
You sell stock to get money in return. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.	Big if true
$105 june 8 and $107 June 22	*when did you purchase
Usually they have a higher chance to break even. They may be more expensive but have a lower risk to be unprofitable.	Thanks for the info, I figured it was something along those lines. So far I’ve only been buying ITM calls that are dated a few months out and I’ve had good luck so far. I don’t have the balls to buy anything expiring in less than a month yet.
your\*, dimwit	Ditto
Either way it’s a sign that someone expects 58-59 to be its new base	Maybe, or maybe not.
It's mu 65 7/20s lol it's not close	You could have bought before MMs moved the weekend theta out of the price
Memeo	This not being spelled 'meme-o' made me REEEEEEEEEEEE a little bit.
I’m 100% long MU, QQQ, and SQ calls that expire in 3-4 months so I’m also hoping we reach a new ATH asap.	All the calls I have in my port expires either end of month or July 20... 3-4 month is totally fine even if we get something like February again. You shouldn't worry
Oh I get it, it's just very strange that for the last 15 years really everyone has had the sentiment that this thing was dead and a dividend stock at best compared to other tech like aapl over the same time frame.	No it isn’t. Microsoft changed CEOs and did a full 180 of the entire company. Satya is bae
This aged poorly.	Sell on strength fam, buy on weakness. Going to be going up and down rest of the year
the Zuck doesn't need to eat... he clearly just charges.	He does it for the memes.
There is no risk averse strategy when it comes to options.	Covered calls
For real wtf. Look at the tax bracket. 30% is crazy.	30% would be good, where the fuck do you people live that 30% is low, in fucking somalia or something? My state alone taxes me at 13%.
Oh man rip his naked calls. Moral of the story, picking pennies in front of a mu roller works until it doesn’t	He makes money if it was this week too haha

Stronger after dip.

buy the dip. all of it.

I bought calls and sold them latter for a 25&#37; profit. If i held I would be up 700&#37; or more.

Calls with a 40 strike?

Pretty shitty for the employees. My last company did $1B buyback but froze wages and cut bonuses to do so. I’d be okay with it if they coupled the buyback with a one time employee bonus as well

Sounds like you work for a bunch of faggots

How do I sell half an option to cover my initial cost minus $7? Asking for a friend.

LOL, you go down in flames like the faggot you are.

ah the good ol’ what goes up must come down logic

That logic burnt me on NFLX

What's the news?

we didn't start the fire

You will get one if I do.

if you need animu weeb shit im your fag

[I mean they are such crappy cars. You have to ride outside them](https://image.stern.de/7897970/uncropped-940-656/d9e5074cd6d5c5a835d5f445e36d6e16/eg/trump-im-mercedes2.jpg)

MBs based on the W220 platform were pretty shitty cars.

FD Crew or nothing.

Ride or die

Free drinks and easy access to high rises in Vegas!

Also hookers. Sorry i mean escorts

I closed yesterday. Feel like such a big boy.

Me too! I opened puts just before we peaked. Red since friday but paid today. That downgrade is such BS they probably saw a huge OI on calls leading up to ER and had to shut it down early

What I actually look like when I talk.

what I actually look like.

Maybe I should rephrase the word “friend” it’s just a dude that I see outside when I’m smoking a cig on “breaks”

Yeah, man, even I'd give you a reference. He's a dick.

so many starving faggots would kill to have that flair

who do I have to kill to get spinning dick flair?

Like 2.5 mil as of recently. Probably low 6 digits shaved off of that this morning tho. Guy must have gigantic balls Idk how he handles those swings. I couldn't do it

My estimate is he lost $750k today. Adamantium balls.

Depends on this guy's situation though. If he's worth 50million, still bad but not a huge deal. However, if he's 35 and this is his life savings...

It's /r/WSB my dude, don't we all have our life savings in this?

My pleasure, faggot.

r/beetlejuicing

I buy puts out of spite, never for profit.

Respect.

So I've got the August 70 call right now. You're telling me there's hope? Do I hold through earnings? Was planning to sell before ER if I come back up to breaking even

You'll be fine unless you bought at ATH or something...

July 20 52.5/55/57.5 butterfly, 35c for max 2.5 profit - lets go

My nigga. I've got the 50/55/60 butterfly.

Check the daily RSI. It is indicating that it is overbought.

I guess the you don’t understand how much the server market is worth

Self driving cars should be banned totally. Can you imagine if most cars on the road where self driving and they were hacked to do what ever the fuck the hacker wanted them to do.... Let me post an example of what could happen https://youtu.be/pwYcnnbiRB4

Found the uber driver.

No you

No me

Just torrent it like a normal person

and short NFLX

How far out did you purchase?

$105 june 8 and $107 June 22

You got negative deltas to back that up?

You heard the man, show em cowboy.

See the 2 status bars? Lmao

The loss is so bad, OP had to downgrade his phone from an iPhone to the cheapest Android he could find.

it’s up 11 cents just believe me in filthy rich at this point

Up 2%!

What the fuck did you do?

Simple math. Down 8% and back up 8 is not break even

Did he end up getting modded?

I love going to threads from months ago and then realizing I posted multiple times in it.

Mad Max did seen the most realistic. If it was the apocalypse I would wear my BDSM shit around the town without shame

So shine, so gold.

More like Josh Blue famous

Who?

What's your strike? I'm guessing nicely ITM?

I sold 54 and move to 55 / 60

Please, $MU. Save yourself

up pre market right now.

Or the 100% losses.

I got away from AMD to avoid your shananigans. Don't tell me you're manipulating MU too.

Wait so we fell so you bought even more OTM calls? Teach me your autistic ways

Still have earnings to for market to line up with company fundamentals

$MU guaranteed. just 100% portfolio in MU

Basically what I did, dropped my pussy Bac calls and went all MU end of day

Use tasty it's only a dollar you poor fgt

$1 can get me a large sweet tea at mcdonalds

He makes that Canadian faggot look like the Peter Lynch of trading AAPL.

Which Canadian guy?

Try it in large bid ask market and post back... paying a buck for multi leg order seems much more useful to me at least. But hey whatever works for you

I got multi order on robinhood (beta) . It's working well. I agree tasty is better if you don't have that beta. Buying spreads separately is a pain and risky. The fills aren't bad on robinhood though. Would be nice if someone did an analysis on fills that wasn't just someone's gut feeling

Selling calls and buying puts at the same strike is literally just shorting stock but with less liquidity you caveman

Can’t do that on RH

Not smart enough to read but the movie was sad!

Sad? No way. Marley makes that iron condor play on Apple and saves the whole company

They should make a porn version with a dick in the box

They do. Trust me.

We have an american wannabe canadian here

you caught me

It can't dip to 40 because I got $55 puts!

Lol i know right.

Only magic marker, don't waste food

/r/frugal_jerk

The irony was that block buster almost bought Netflix

If Enron wasn’t such a fuck up blockbuster almost was Netflix

What did you expect to happen on this call? They literally just came out with estimated eps, share buybacks, etc. less than two weeks ago at the investor day. There were never going to be revisions made again after 10 days. You made a stupid gamble and will probably lose even more tomorrow as MU continues to slide. What the Jacob dude likely means is that you should have waited for upward momentum on strong volume before dumping money in.

did I not just say I made a dumb move faggot? thanks for the lecture though. I expected something said to calm down a 5% drop, even mentioning it and disagreeing with it probably would have turned the price around. Waiting for strong momentum on high volume on MU is a great way to miss a run up and be stuck holding the bag.

What do you think about tomorrow?...

idk i moved all the money to BAC calls

It's the radiation, man. Stuff messes with your head. Just like the fluoride.

THEY ARE MAKING FROGS GAY!!!

My brother that's the move. ATM or what?

$58.5, it's up 30% right now. Feels so good I may close it and sell some covered TSLA calls.

go for it. it looks quite bullish given all the factors in play. good luck.

Thank god I did not

A lot of the newer bonds especially in 2017 were “illegally issued” by the second congress. If Venezuela goes under there’s a high chance of u taking a total loss. Unless ur yield is more than u paid for it, no one is going to loan u shit

I see. How can a govt issue illegal bonds I'm real curious

She definitely has some extra chromosomes

Her and JR Smith can bond over this!

I know from experience.

no you don't

I don't know, looks pretty legit to me ;)

Yeah, I just checked Twitter. It's for sure legit.

People who aren't poor go there too. -Source: me, not poor

Aww, you're poor on the inside. That's what counts.

Calls are 90% up today alone. 6/16 $25s. Wondering if I should sell or stick it out for the (possibly) exponential tendies

it's a tough one. I'm up 30% on shares in a couple of weeks. eventually the run will be over, though we're not exactly slowing down.

I’m in college. That’s all I need to say

Don't worry you'll still be retarded after college.

Thank god I did not

lol yup it took a break today

Im curious as well

Pls op 🙏

Buy calls whenever Amazon isn’t in the news. When AMZN is in the news or in a Trump tweet, also buy calls.

yeah. do tell, how's that working for ya?

They can technically. Let Cumfuck have FOX and they just create online video streaming with their content.

Iger is married to cable. Roseanne should fire him.

I’d wager you weren’t making retarded statements like this a couple of years ago...

personally think trump is a bigger disappointment than Obama was.

Dont forget you're retarded though

Isn't retardation implied simply by being part of this community?

I didn't want to assume their genders.

I never said they couldn't be feminine dicks

That’s good for you, bc that’s a dumb target

I don’t think it’s going to hit $35 by then but those options are going for 0.30 right now and I have no doubt they’ll go up next week with a delta of 0.12 and gamma at 0.04 could make something off of them

$1 can get me a large sweet tea at mcdonalds

fatass

Done.

How big of a loan do I need to take out to get a flair?

~13% wasn't as reckless as this guy just looking to minimize margin interest

How?

It was a very expensive lesson to learn in my case.

Now you tell me. What do you think abou this? Buy calls 3 months ahead to allow room for manuvering and sell prior to ER.

Yeah, but we at WSB here have minimum standards even for retards.

there go like 2/3 of the subs

Tell me why my boy. Long term?

Looks like VIX is going back to 12.50. That is when I would watch and see if we go back down again. Seems like we are still working through a range in the market but tech is still hot hot hot.

Well that escalated quickly, Im long AMD so no feelings hurt here. Good luck

Just fucking with ya bud

Shouldn't it be closer to 90k?

sold them early and bought stocks instead T_T

well I bought puts near end of day yesterday worked out pretty well, sold near bottom and bought calls just dumped those so now i have more dollars than I did yesterday.

Here’s my “DD” on snap, Anecdotally speaking. People in my age group are moving away from it ever since the update at least in terms of stories. They are posting a lot more Instagram stories and instagrams ad integration and data is miles ahead of anything snap has. Snapchat is just for hitting up you ex after a long night of drinking and that’s a hard thing to make money off of.

Never leave the table. I just get my mail forwarded to the table now.

How many cats you have man?

I'm gonna say what any man with two penis' would say, when his tailor asks if he dresses to the left or the right.

Cudderkid was flirting

Design Zen?

Mike Clark

But I wanna get rich first

Get into finance, become a cfo, invest salary in autistic gambles.

That's 4 years salary before tax. Well played. I need a new job, if only I was better at YOLO'ing options.

You make $179K a year before tax? and you think you're broke?

Robinhood web doesn't do options either

Account -> History -> Scrape away.

You shut you whore mouth.

You’re. And we were only taking notes from you.

Ubisoft has a different game I am looking at. Skull and bones I think it's called. Pirate style mmo.

read the fucking title

I had calls for NVDA that was 260$ before ER. That was due June 1st. Also lost out on my lulu puts

Don’t worry, just make 1000% gains next month and you’ll be fine.

Which Canadian guy?

If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand

You sell stock to get money in return. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Big if true

$105 june 8 and $107 June 22

*when did you purchase

Usually they have a higher chance to break even. They may be more expensive but have a lower risk to be unprofitable.

Thanks for the info, I figured it was something along those lines. So far I’ve only been buying ITM calls that are dated a few months out and I’ve had good luck so far. I don’t have the balls to buy anything expiring in less than a month yet.

your\*, dimwit

Ditto

Either way it’s a sign that someone expects 58-59 to be its new base

Maybe, or maybe not.

It's mu 65 7/20s lol it's not close

You could have bought before MMs moved the weekend theta out of the price

Memeo

This not being spelled 'meme-o' made me REEEEEEEEEEEE a little bit.

I’m 100% long MU, QQQ, and SQ calls that expire in 3-4 months so I’m also hoping we reach a new ATH asap.

All the calls I have in my port expires either end of month or July 20... 3-4 month is totally fine even if we get something like February again. You shouldn't worry

Oh I get it, it's just very strange that for the last 15 years really everyone has had the sentiment that this thing was dead and a dividend stock at best compared to other tech like aapl over the same time frame.

No it isn’t. Microsoft changed CEOs and did a full 180 of the entire company. Satya is bae

This aged poorly.

Sell on strength fam, buy on weakness. Going to be going up and down rest of the year

the Zuck doesn't need to eat... he clearly just charges.

He does it for the memes.

There is no risk averse strategy when it comes to options.

Covered calls

For real wtf. Look at the tax bracket. 30% is crazy.

30% would be good, where the fuck do you people live that 30% is low, in fucking somalia or something? My state alone taxes me at 13%.

Oh man rip his naked calls. Moral of the story, picking pennies in front of a mu roller works until it doesn’t

He makes money if it was this week too haha