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If TA worked half as well as the followers of it act like it does, they’d all be so rich by now they wouldn’t bother with commentary on shit	IMO ta is a decent indicator when to bail or consider a position but it doesn’t predict shit
That’s nice and all but my calls are bleeding right now (with the exception of MU).	I feel like you'd find your problem if you read back what you just wrote.
Hey thanks for suggestion. Support in 93-94 range and the current dip very barely qualifies as a dip. I'm not digging it	Fair enough.... 4% on AXP is a fairly large dip... I grabbed shares at 97.02 for a swing... I eyed AMAT and I found MTCH as well and loaded up. Noticed you did the same plays so we think alike $$
Berlusconi versus Trump.	Di Maio vs Salvini, no mercy
I used to be a huge consumerist thinking I could buy happiness, but then one day I realised that buying all this shit I didn't need failed to make me happy. What made me happy was the anticipation of waiting for the things I bought to arrive! And when you forget that you made a purchase but then see a package for you it's like Christmas!	then why does buying FDs bring you euphoric delight
I DIDNT ASK TO BE FLAIRED	Flair isn't something you ask for but given.
It represents the bots of wsb	Yes this is why I like it hehehe
I'm not even disagreeing with what you are saying for the most part, but when people come at you with facts don't get butthurt.	What facts man? It seems like you’re implying the US will default. It won’t. The bigger balance sheet won’t matter. You sound overly suspicious of the fed. Not even butthurt, you just don’t seem to understand bond markets
You wouldn’t download a slave	something something 3D printing?
I have to admit that king guy was a great actor.	Dude..... Emperor.... Roman Emperor. Waaaaay better than king.
They're called proto-hipsters	I meant alternative lifestyle people more in general mate. Not proto hipsters lol. Meant like poor people, drug users who sit around high asl n smoke bud all day and don't have time for Amazon, they jsut need some cheap shit they can get in town quickly.
All I need is options on this mother fucker. 21k, nothing to YOLO	I got options, throw me the cash I'll YOLO it for you.
Yup. It’s always the taxpayers.	Who cares as long as it isn’t the us
Why, I'm right here. What's you're idea?	I don't know about you being in the neighbourhood. Where are you in North Ireland somewhere? Also why post it to reddit, though I did put the results from the first one over in r/Algrotrading since paper trading seems more their thing.
Flair envey much?	I know you have to earn it here, I'm just respecting the hustle.
Dann, as someone with 20k RH account, I can't imagine that bet size. Kudos...teach us noobs.	As some one with a 3k account.. kudos to you
Netherlands	You digging it? At least it sure as hell is cleaner
I guess that's the reason, I wonder if we'll see 300 by end of the week. Or after we get the first numbers from the new production line from Grohmann.	God I fucking hope we see 300 by Friday. I lost 30% of my account today and bought some Musky FDs to try and save my ass
Don't know, but I don't like buying anything that ran up. Buy the dip always worked for me rather consistently. The good ol' buy low sell high.	what's the wrost example of where you 'bought the dip' but then it turned out to only be a mini-dip before a more extreme dip?
Partial fill.. only 9 of the original 20 were sold at first	So you made like $20? Ban this faggot
Short term pain long term pain	what about genital herpes?
They were doing alright until the ceo made a statement about how future profits wouldn't increase	He said the gas turbine sector won’t see immediate growth is what I gathered
Sold!	Options on margin? That's an idea so stupid they won't even let you do it. Bastards.
Assuming we are cucks who get married	Assuming we are normies who talk to women.
I bought it on the 14th for 10 cents. They're at 16 cents now, and they expire on the fifteenth of June. So while most of my portfolio is in regular stocks, those puts still have a bit more potential and have already compensated what should have been a loss for me today.	Nice. Hopefully the spreads don't kill you
The real question is...what year?	The real.. real question is.. what day?
I'm looking to roll out my July calls into Jan $70's	That's the answer if your portfolio is over a million. If you need to yolo I'm going to buy some 70 August
The drop was my buy a bunch of options while my mind was foggy from antibiotics	Can you asspound me 4000 times bro?
And friendship	For everyone!
We all know we MUst be careful, no other Options.	MUSQ be careful you say?
I mean Bank of America started life as the Bank of Italy, so that’s a little off-putting.	Never knew that, thanks for sharing! Neat fact.
^ This guy jerks.	^ This, jerks guys.
Nah it won't free fall from the Italy issue. We will wait until our own collapse for that. I want to figure out how to buy these tomorrow, but I've tapped out all the margin I can get.	haha funny, I got the same issue. I have 500 shares of IQ I was thinking of selling some calls and using the credit to buy BAC calls.
I do that but it usually only half tricks the market so I can unload half slightly higher, then it all tanks and I'm worse than if I would've sold all at open. Lets see how spy calls do tomorrow.	Do you get scammed trading options on RH
everyone talking about diversification this diversification that. warren buffet has been all in on berkshire for decades and he still killing it.	LOL. Can't tell if this is sarcasm.
Troll flairs kid just falls down a stair doesn’t even hit his head	i dunno... looks like his head bounces off the floor.
Personal finance being the workers on the yacht barely earning sht and wsb already drowning below the ocean?	Pulled behind the boat
U	N
Down. You’ll go down from here	maybe but I had no idea what I was doing when I first started. my friend was into betting on earnings and I just did what he did. I've settled down and try to focus on buying during dips. Hopefully going forward I can keep it up
Thanks	I think MU is gonna crash after ER. Definitely load up on MU after then.
Need options trading level 4	I once had a chauffeur license. Where do I sign up?
Well ntdoy was at 70+ at the peak Wii days. I think it's got some room to run. Hold till 2019 q1	Pokemon just announced... Smash coming up, switch definitely has some room to run
I thought we were the autistic ones?	We're Autistic, they're Paranoid Scizophrenics.
Jan $70 call are selling for a bit over 10% premium. if you're worried about theta, buy a January $70/$80 bull call spread.	I regret selling 10 of my 70 leaps when we hit 61. Maybe I'll average up and roll over my July calls.
You're right, those uncontacted indigenous tribes	AKA midwest America
Happy Birthday! Short everything	you know it baby
Thanks for the correction friend.	No problem, friend. :)
I'm saying only losers hold assets for long periods of time.	Exactly. Buffett is so dumb bro. He actually thinks time in the market is better than timing the market. lol what a dumbass.
Last guy who made a comment like this got banned. You have 1 hour to change your comment, or get ready to send us a video of you shitting, then you eating it.	If AMAT hits low 60’s in two weeks I will put my face on youtube eating my own shit
Care to elaborate?	Give me some time. Maybe Thursday. I Want to doublecheck some facts.
So we should short now that ichan's pulling? Does this mean that Ackman technically won?	I imagine he will sue for damages as they withheld the fact they were a cocaine distributer from their shareholders?
Am I still a feg if I short $MU on the opposite leg of this guys thesis? wsb? literally torn right now.	Put up or shut up
For real. This is the best foreign. Stock there is next to alibaba	What about Baidu?
Assuming we are normies who talk to women.	Or interested in them at all
So true. No cares when I win a couple thousand at the craps table. But when I blow my kid's college fund on Willy Wonka Weeklies, my wife leaves me and takes the kids.	Wutabitch amiright
Oh for sure, it's well worth the added stress and need to stare at the market for hours just to end up losing money. Gives me purpose in life for a few hours a day.	If you're looking for instant gratification while getting bent over, you'll get more bang for your buck at a casino. With losses like that, they comp all types of shit.
Because once you give me the 1100$ per share for the contract I am going to go buy all then shares I need to cover for 1060$ the pocket the difference and collect dividends for the next 5 years while you figure out why this was a bad idea	1000 premium would be a pretty bad deal but in an open market, the deal would be a bit more fair.
This really surprises me. They're now a sporting goods store that doesn't sell guns (at a crazy high mark-up compared to online).	I wonder how much revenue in-store sale of guns was for them
They will have huge gains in Q2 as well from the end of the fortnite bump. Ever kid talked their parents into buying a headset from Walmart so they can compete in the game. Q3 is the target as the surge in popularity falls off.	Didn’t they have very strong guidance that would price this in?
We’ll be alright brother. I shorted it in the afternoon yesterday too.	I actually walked away up on the trade. Downvoters are jealous MU bagholders... well I for one still have calls, I’m just hedging here.
Its a lease. He's a wsb lurker.	I don't think anyone actually purchases these.
Or Same picture?	Or same OP?
White, “disabled” Trumptard, rants about immigrants on welfare. “Disability” is not welfare according Trumptards. Their food stamps are not welfare.	lol dude they support a known Con Man what do you expect.. these people don't have critical thinking skills
It rained recently actually, or at least around my area. Been pretty gloomy the past few weeks too.	It even drizzled this morning near Newport. We've had some scattered showers/drizzles for the past couple months. I really do miss the rain from the north east, though. Except I wouldn't be able to get anything done because I try to stay off the roads when it rains here. Too many assholes who can't drive.
Or interested in them at all	fag
Do I have to understand?	Tech is a very profitable industry
BAC bouncing back, my calls may survive yet	Predictions for BAC? SPY is going up but BAC is actually down a bit from where it was premarket. If I got a case of FOMO and bought some $29 BAC 6/15 calls this morning am I fucked?
they do, but just what if they didn’t though hmmm?	C O N S P I R A C Y
There is no logic. I put it all on odd.	Next level trading logic.
God I fucking hope we see 300 by Friday. I lost 30% of my account today and bought some Musky FDs to try and save my ass	$$$$$
I'm already bag holding MJ @ $36 something.	'Shame' ding ding
Me too. A few big gains, only big loser is MU \(WTF!\). Are you going to take the WFC profits or let them ride?	I’ll pulled out of MU ten mins after the market opened lol made a quick buck and I’ll buy back later today. WFC is a bit harder to grasp, their trends are all fucky. I’ll hold onto them until almost closing time and probably sell. Happy to have made two profits in one day, all on vacation nonetheless
No one countered your argument, they just poked fun at you implying that the collegestudent was investing.	Is English not your first language or something? What you've been posting doesn't mesh with anything that happened contextually.
What should a late 20s autist be doing now to become a Marty in 10 years? Reading 'The Intelligent Investor'? Masturbating in public? Something different entirely???	be smart, build a career, build a nice bankroll with which to invest.
No. I was only up $1,370 at the top. But that's still a big loss for someone fucking poor like me. I'm riding MU though. Just bought another 6/22 call at the dip.	That makes zero sense based on the graph honestly but I believe you. Best of luck, I don't have the balls to buy MU right now
As terrible as the advice was, the original post seems like the dad was already reluctant about diversifying	After 50s u should stop yoloing and just switch to gay shit like spy and voo. It isn’t pulling shit like Marty and yolo a couple mill on mu. Retirement isn’t worth fucking around in
AMAT is getting raped today	Only up 30% now:(
why do ur mom gay	That user be in more pain then a small child’s anus after Ronald McFondled finger fucked his tiny hole!
How you feeling now?	i feel great
>“I’ve been at CR for 19 years and tested more than 1,000 cars,” said Jake Fisher, director of auto testing at Consumer Reports, “and I’ve never seen a car that could improve its track performance with an over-the-air update.”	That’s caz auto makers r gay and don’t want support older models. I hate how “built in gps” become out of date and u have to pay for updates while gmaps is free
Probably closer to holding several dicks and simultaneously jerking them off, a la season 1 finale of Silicon Valley.	Capri Sun rusty trombone ....michael cera?
Already dropping, fuck	Since I posted this, MU has dropped over 2%. RIP
Hey guess what sold them at .20 my calls today....	Nice. I still don't think it was a good trade, but glad you were able to break even.
I need to stop looking at it bc I sold at $1.31 and now it’s around $1.69	Fockkkkk
I lost money FOMOing MU once before. Never again. I'll buy MU back when it reaches 20.	Can I use your time machine when you're done?
With the cash they have on hand, more acquisitions are coming. Huge room to run	Thanks boi
not losing money is just as important as making money	Not making out with your sister is just ad important as getting a blow job?
Heard you the first time.	Haha. Faggot
this tanked in the last few days the tip was late!	Down 10% today.
I mean I'm all in on $MU except $2k split between $MSFT and $BAC so if $MU doesn't explode, I'll go for $ROPE	turn to DOPE instead 👌
tMUs	tendieMUsanjay
RIP NIGGUH	My man, you got way to go before it hits $55.
Charles Schlob on my Knob	Yeah. My replies on reddit app got added as comments for some reason
I’d love to see you do that.. My mom used to work for Micron (accountant 20 yrs ago), I’ve personally done work for them (CNC machine work), so not only do I believe fundamentally in them, they also hit close to home.. I’m riding along with you sir, hoping we all make it to our goals..	I applied to a handful of engineer positions at Micron... and they rejected me for all of them. Those fuckers. No but seriously I still love you $MU. At least their shares and these calls are paying me.
Enlighten me on how not to do that	Buy low sell high
I'm grabbing some BAC as well. Right on the 200 day MA	I got 7/20 30 strike yesterday
He was a Nazi collaborator which wasn't all too uncommon. Basically ze Germans got local kids to tattle on all the other Jews in exchange for either money or candy or whatever. If you've ever interacted with children you won't find this far fetched at all. The little picks aren't exactly what you'd call 'morally sound.'	HE WAS 8 wtf are you talking about Nazi collaborator? are you insane? what proof or document could possible have shown what you are saying as fact? you either literally making shit up or so dumb you believed some one else who made it up.. lol and you wonder why people take folks like you as a joke?
What do you qualify as on your way.	Google searched Yachts, and clicked on images.
Thank you for losing money so I can gain. 👍	Lulz
The numbers were fine, top and bottom lines beat handily. Guidance was within range, but lower than the top end of estimates. The most concerning factor was deterioration in margin, but bottom line was still able to beat despite the lower margin, so I think a 13% drop is overdone. I don't expect to make back all my money, but I think I can get back more than half by buying into lower-striked calls w/ shorter duration.	Wish you luck on the recovery.

If TA worked half as well as the followers of it act like it does, they’d all be so rich by now they wouldn’t bother with commentary on shit

IMO ta is a decent indicator when to bail or consider a position but it doesn’t predict shit

That’s nice and all but my calls are bleeding right now (with the exception of MU).

I feel like you'd find your problem if you read back what you just wrote.

Hey thanks for suggestion. Support in 93-94 range and the current dip very barely qualifies as a dip. I'm not digging it

Fair enough.... 4% on AXP is a fairly large dip... I grabbed shares at 97.02 for a swing... I eyed AMAT and I found MTCH as well and loaded up. Noticed you did the same plays so we think alike $$

Berlusconi versus Trump.

Di Maio vs Salvini, no mercy

I used to be a huge consumerist thinking I could buy happiness, but then one day I realised that buying all this shit I didn't need failed to make me happy. What made me happy was the anticipation of waiting for the things I bought to arrive! And when you forget that you made a purchase but then see a package for you it's like Christmas!

then why does buying FDs bring you euphoric delight

I DIDNT ASK TO BE FLAIRED

Flair isn't something you ask for but given.

It represents the bots of wsb

Yes this is why I like it hehehe

I'm not even disagreeing with what you are saying for the most part, but when people come at you with facts don't get butthurt.

What facts man? It seems like you’re implying the US will default. It won’t. The bigger balance sheet won’t matter. You sound overly suspicious of the fed. Not even butthurt, you just don’t seem to understand bond markets

You wouldn’t download a *slave*

something something 3D printing?

I have to admit that king guy was a great actor.

Dude..... Emperor.... Roman Emperor. Waaaaay better than king.

They're called proto-hipsters

I meant alternative lifestyle people more in general mate. Not proto hipsters lol. Meant like poor people, drug users who sit around high asl n smoke bud all day and don't have time for Amazon, they jsut need some cheap shit they can get in town quickly.

All I need is options on this mother fucker. 21k, nothing to YOLO

I got options, throw me the cash I'll YOLO it for you.

Yup. It’s always the taxpayers.

Who cares as long as it isn’t the us

Why, I'm right here. What's you're idea?

I don't know about you being in the neighbourhood. Where are you in North Ireland somewhere? Also why post it to reddit, though I did put the results from the first one over in r/Algrotrading since paper trading seems more their thing.

Flair envey much?

I know you have to earn it here, I'm just respecting the hustle.

Dann, as someone with 20k RH account, I can't imagine that bet size. Kudos...teach us noobs.

As some one with a 3k account.. kudos to you

Netherlands

You digging it? At least it sure as hell is cleaner

I guess that's the reason, I wonder if we'll see 300 by end of the week. Or after we get the first numbers from the new production line from Grohmann.

God I fucking hope we see 300 by Friday. I lost 30% of my account today and bought some Musky FDs to try and save my ass

Don't know, but I don't like buying anything that ran up. Buy the dip always worked for me rather consistently. The good ol' buy low sell high.

what's the wrost example of where you 'bought the dip' but then it turned out to only be a mini-dip before a more extreme dip?

Partial fill.. only 9 of the original 20 were sold at first

So you made like $20? Ban this faggot

Short term pain long term pain

what about genital herpes?

They were doing alright until the ceo made a statement about how future profits wouldn't increase

He said the gas turbine sector won’t see immediate growth is what I gathered

Sold!

Options on margin? That's an idea so stupid they won't even let you do it. Bastards.

Assuming we are cucks who get married

Assuming we are normies who talk to women.

I bought it on the 14th for 10 cents. They're at 16 cents now, and they expire on the fifteenth of June. So while most of my portfolio is in regular stocks, those puts still have a bit more potential and have already compensated what should have been a loss for me today.

Nice. Hopefully the spreads don't kill you

The real question is...what year?

The real.. real question is.. what day?

I'm looking to roll out my July calls into Jan $70's

That's the answer if your portfolio is over a million. If you need to yolo I'm going to buy some 70 August

The drop was my buy a bunch of options while my mind was foggy from antibiotics

Can you asspound me 4000 times bro?

And friendship

For everyone!

We all know we MUst be careful, no other Options.

MUSQ be careful you say?

I mean Bank of America started life as the Bank of Italy, so that’s a little off-putting.

Never knew that, thanks for sharing! Neat fact.

^ This guy jerks.

^ This, jerks guys.

Nah it won't free fall from the Italy issue. We will wait until our own collapse for that. I want to figure out how to buy these tomorrow, but I've tapped out all the margin I can get.

haha funny, I got the same issue. I have 500 shares of IQ I was thinking of selling some calls and using the credit to buy BAC calls.

I do that but it usually only half tricks the market so I can unload half slightly higher, then it all tanks and I'm worse than if I would've sold all at open. Lets see how spy calls do tomorrow.

Do you get scammed trading options on RH

everyone talking about diversification this diversification that. warren buffet has been all in on berkshire for decades and he still killing it.

LOL. Can't tell if this is sarcasm.

Troll flairs kid just falls down a stair doesn’t even hit his head

i dunno... looks like his head bounces off the floor.

Personal finance being the workers on the yacht barely earning sht and wsb already drowning below the ocean?

Pulled behind the boat

U

N

Down. You’ll go down from here

maybe but I had no idea what I was doing when I first started. my friend was into betting on earnings and I just did what he did. I've settled down and try to focus on buying during dips. Hopefully going forward I can keep it up

Thanks

I think MU is gonna crash after ER. Definitely load up on MU after then.

Need options trading level 4

I once had a chauffeur license. Where do I sign up?

Well ntdoy was at 70+ at the peak Wii days. I think it's got some room to run. Hold till 2019 q1

Pokemon just announced... Smash coming up, switch definitely has some room to run

I thought we were the autistic ones?

We're Autistic, they're Paranoid Scizophrenics.

Jan $70 call are selling for a bit over 10% premium. if you're worried about theta, buy a January $70/$80 bull call spread.

I regret selling 10 of my 70 leaps when we hit 61. Maybe I'll average up and roll over my July calls.

You're right, those uncontacted indigenous tribes

AKA midwest America

Happy Birthday! Short everything

you know it baby

Thanks for the correction friend.

No problem, friend. :)

I'm saying only losers hold assets for long periods of time.

Exactly. Buffett is so dumb bro. He actually thinks time in the market is better than timing the market. lol what a dumbass.

Last guy who made a comment like this got banned. You have 1 hour to change your comment, or get ready to send us a video of you shitting, then you eating it.

If AMAT hits low 60’s in two weeks I will put my face on youtube eating my own shit

Care to elaborate?

Give me some time. Maybe Thursday. I Want to doublecheck some facts.

So we should short now that ichan's pulling? Does this mean that Ackman technically won?

I imagine he will sue for damages as they withheld the fact they were a cocaine distributer from their shareholders?

Am I still a feg if I short $MU on the opposite leg of this guys thesis? wsb? literally torn right now.

Put up or shut up

For real. This is the best foreign. Stock there is next to alibaba

What about Baidu?

Assuming we are normies who talk to women.

Or interested in them at all

So true. No cares when I win a couple thousand at the craps table. But when I blow my kid's college fund on Willy Wonka Weeklies, my wife leaves me and takes the kids.

Wutabitch amiright

Oh for sure, it's well worth the added stress and need to stare at the market for hours just to end up losing money. Gives me purpose in life for a few hours a day.

If you're looking for instant gratification while getting bent over, you'll get more bang for your buck at a casino. With losses like that, they comp all types of shit.

Because once you give me the 1100$ per share for the contract I am going to go buy all then shares I need to cover for 1060$ the pocket the difference and collect dividends for the next 5 years while you figure out why this was a bad idea

1000 premium would be a pretty bad deal but in an open market, the deal would be a bit more fair.

This really surprises me. They're now a sporting goods store that doesn't sell guns (at a crazy high mark-up compared to online).

I wonder how much revenue in-store sale of guns was for them

They will have huge gains in Q2 as well from the end of the fortnite bump. Ever kid talked their parents into buying a headset from Walmart so they can compete in the game. Q3 is the target as the surge in popularity falls off.

Didn’t they have very strong guidance that would price this in?

We’ll be alright brother. I shorted it in the afternoon yesterday too.

I actually walked away up on the trade. Downvoters are jealous MU bagholders... well I for one still have calls, I’m just hedging here.

Its a lease. He's a wsb lurker.

I don't think anyone actually purchases these.

Or Same picture?

Or same OP?

White, “disabled” Trumptard, rants about immigrants on welfare. “Disability” is not welfare according Trumptards. Their food stamps are not welfare.

lol dude they support a known Con Man what do you expect.. these people don't have critical thinking skills

It rained recently actually, or at least around my area. Been pretty gloomy the past few weeks too.

It even drizzled this morning near Newport. We've had some scattered showers/drizzles for the past couple months. I really do miss the rain from the north east, though. Except I wouldn't be able to get anything done because I try to stay off the roads when it rains here. Too many assholes who can't drive.

Or interested in them at all

fag

Do I have to understand?

Tech is a very profitable industry

BAC bouncing back, my calls may survive yet

Predictions for BAC? SPY is going up but BAC is actually down a bit from where it was premarket. If I got a case of FOMO and bought some $29 BAC 6/15 calls this morning am I fucked?

they do, but just what if they didn’t though hmmm?

C O N S P I R A C Y

There is no logic. I put it all on odd.

Next level trading logic.

God I fucking hope we see 300 by Friday. I lost 30% of my account today and bought some Musky FDs to try and save my ass

$$$$$

I'm already bag holding MJ @ $36 something.

'Shame' *ding ding*

Me too. A few big gains, only big loser is MU $WTF!$. Are you going to take the WFC profits or let them ride?

I’ll pulled out of MU ten mins after the market opened lol made a quick buck and I’ll buy back later today. WFC is a bit harder to grasp, their trends are all fucky. I’ll hold onto them until almost closing time and probably sell. Happy to have made two profits in one day, all on vacation nonetheless

No one countered your argument, they just poked fun at you implying that the collegestudent was investing.

Is English not your first language or something? What you've been posting doesn't mesh with anything that happened contextually.

What should a late 20s autist be doing now to become a Marty in 10 years? Reading 'The Intelligent Investor'? Masturbating in public? Something different entirely???

be smart, build a career, build a nice bankroll with which to invest.

No. I was only up $1,370 at the top. But that's still a big loss for someone fucking poor like me. I'm riding MU though. Just bought another 6/22 call at the dip.

That makes zero sense based on the graph honestly but I believe you. Best of luck, I don't have the balls to buy MU right now

As terrible as the advice was, the original post seems like the dad was already reluctant about diversifying

After 50s u should stop yoloing and just switch to gay shit like spy and voo. It isn’t pulling shit like Marty and yolo a couple mill on mu. Retirement isn’t worth fucking around in

AMAT is getting raped today

Only up 30% now:(

why do ur mom **gay**

That user be in more pain then a small child’s anus after Ronald McFondled finger fucked his tiny hole!

How you feeling now?

i feel great

>“I’ve been at CR for 19 years and tested more than 1,000 cars,” said Jake Fisher, director of auto testing at Consumer Reports, “and I’ve never seen a car that could improve its track performance with an over-the-air update.”

That’s caz auto makers r gay and don’t want support older models. I hate how “built in gps” become out of date and u have to pay for updates while gmaps is free

Probably closer to holding several dicks and simultaneously jerking them off, a la season 1 finale of Silicon Valley.

Capri Sun rusty trombone ....michael cera?

Already dropping, fuck

Since I posted this, MU has dropped over 2%. RIP

Hey guess what sold them at .20 my calls today....

Nice. I still don't think it was a good trade, but glad you were able to break even.

I need to stop looking at it bc I sold at $1.31 and now it’s around $1.69

Fockkkkk

I lost money FOMOing MU once before. Never again. I'll buy MU back when it reaches 20.

Can I use your time machine when you're done?

With the cash they have on hand, more acquisitions are coming. Huge room to run

Thanks boi

not losing money is just as important as making money

Not making out with your sister is just ad important as getting a blow job?

Heard you the first time.

Haha. Faggot

this tanked in the last few days the tip was late!

Down 10% today.

I mean I'm all in on $MU except $2k split between $MSFT and $BAC so if $MU doesn't explode, I'll go for $ROPE

turn to DOPE instead 👌

tMUs

tendieMUsanjay

RIP NIGGUH

My man, you got way to go before it hits $55.

Charles Schlob on my Knob

Yeah. My replies on reddit app got added as comments for some reason

I’d love to see you do that.. My mom used to work for Micron (accountant 20 yrs ago), I’ve personally done work for them (CNC machine work), so not only do I believe fundamentally in them, they also hit close to home.. I’m riding along with you sir, hoping we all make it to our goals..

I applied to a handful of engineer positions at Micron... and they rejected me for all of them. Those fuckers. No but seriously I still love you $MU. At least their shares and these calls are paying me.

Enlighten me on how not to do that

Buy low sell high

I'm grabbing some BAC as well. Right on the 200 day MA

I got 7/20 30 strike yesterday

He was a Nazi collaborator which wasn't all too uncommon. Basically ze Germans got local kids to tattle on all the other Jews in exchange for either money or candy or whatever. If you've ever interacted with children you won't find this far fetched at all. The little picks aren't exactly what you'd call 'morally sound.'

HE WAS 8 wtf are you talking about Nazi collaborator? are you insane? what proof or document could possible have shown what you are saying as fact? you either literally making shit up or so dumb you believed some one else who made it up.. lol and you wonder why people take folks like you as a joke?

What do you qualify as on your way.

Google searched Yachts, and clicked on images.

Thank you for losing money so I can gain. 👍

Lulz

The numbers were fine, top and bottom lines beat handily. Guidance was within range, but lower than the top end of estimates. The most concerning factor was deterioration in margin, but bottom line was still able to beat despite the lower margin, so I think a 13% drop is overdone. I don't expect to make back all my money, but I think I can get back more than half by buying into lower-striked calls w/ shorter duration.

Wish you luck on the recovery.