manthanwer/new-data · Datasets at Hugging Face

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hey hey heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey	WHATAMIGUNNADOOOOOOO
This mosaic of hands and skin colors touching each other is exactly why I stopped playing soccer	im dying holy shit
Ah yes, Bill 'The Dill', as we called him back in Kappa Alpha. The glory days.	His wife used to work at the 'glory hole' up on 5th. Nice gal, not sure why she liked that blue lipstick so much.
I’ll take that as a major compliment comrade	/r/LateStageCapitalism spy confirmed
Has it worked out for you? Seems pretty risky	I've made about $500 since February so I'm doing better than just indexing at least. At one point I was red by about that much and a few weeks ago I was even at $1k in the green. I feel like I'm getting a cheap education in finance.
Look at the money	Going with burning money a plus to tesla investors. Musk tweets Tsla to pay for upgraded brakes for all Model 3's, and the stock jumps up.
Spotted the former xiv trader.	I used to trade tViX. It is far worse than XiV. tViX is down 99.9999%
This is the face of WallStreetBets	It keeps the rest of us losers hopeful ...
It's going to be one painful day for him...	Fill me in?
U sound normal with an extra chromosome	shit that's creative...have an upvote you fucking normie
I stopped sticking it in dumb a long time ago	How the hell did you get that tag (impatient rich person)?
Thought you were going to say Cohen. 😅 He would be fucked.	that was my first guess too.
Idk, numbers and percents never made sense to me	Holy fucking shit. Mods should flair this.
So what you're saying is go all in on 2,7 off-suit and get lucky and get 2 pair on the river, right?	Plot twist. Guy who called you flopped a set. GG
When you get one invite me I’ll bring the steaks.	I'll bring the case of beer.
That's hardly a gamble. Unless it was some dumbass strike and expiry	Define dumbass strike and expiry
H	O
Keep doing what your doing and life gets pretty amazing pretty quickly. 4 years ago I had a needle in my arm. Today I got a decent sized trading account, a job i enjoy, just got married in the bahamas, trying for a baby, and ready to buy my first home in a few months. If you had told me that 4 years ago I could have the life I have today I would have thought you were fucking insane. I owe everything to the rooms for sure	Completely blown away by this, man! Never thought I could have a serious and intimate conversation with someone on wsb! So glad to hear you are doing so well! This has completely negated me feeling like shit for losing money all week! Keep it up, I'm so glad to hear this!!!!
O	GOODBYE!
I went the true wsb way and got some $14 6/1 on the cheap and will pray the price has a stupid pop up Monday or Tuesday and I can run the hell away from amd...or directly take that money and buy puts lol.	No trades monday. Time to hang with family
No Lube	Bite that pillow boi going in drier than your daddy's vaj
show them your socks	Let's show them our cocks.
Not enough room to store 50,000 bushels of corn	Your mom is clearly just poor
Click the damn video and watch it bros	Clikcbait
It was a multi level marketing scheme where the actual 'product' was a Ponzi scheme.	How do I short that?
Fuckin lol	So far I'm right
This almost sounds like gambling.	Almost
Or is it a quadruple top?	Nah, triple top is the max we bustin through from here.
People are paying him for interviews #calculated	In what vBucks?
It's called aggressive sarcasm. You dumb Canadian cuck. I bet you voted for Trudeau.	I haven’t been Canadian in a couple decades faggot, it’s an allegory on how terrible it’s become
Are we making a team sponsored poker team? Cause im all in.	It's ideas like this that will destroy mankind.
/r/LateStageCapitalism spy confirmed	I’m not a spy... you’re a spy... spy
You expect me to paddle? What am I some kind of pleb?	Could probably just pay a kid like 20cents in candies to paddle for you for an hour. or just have the average WSBer pay you $200 to paddle for you and also buy your kayak for you.
Yes, I 100% believe everything I said and am not in any way emulating the hundreds of other half-joking posts with a similar sentiment that are sprinkled throughout this sub. You can tell I'm serious because I sold a call and thus know about options, which only us wall street folks really understand. Your manlet brain can't even comprehend my advanced trading strategies.	Advanced autism
Not when you buy options one week out instead of buying drugs	Oh, that was supposed to be options money! Now I get it
You'll know by his inane comments like, '$MU doesn't deserve a PE over 3' or 'Sell everything, SPY going to $100 in July'	You mean Mr. Trader?
Yeah, I know. Just don't feel comfortable arguing with retards	You must walk around this sub like Moses parting the goddamn Red Sea
You can make pepes in the chat function	Wait, really?
I’m guessing he got 1 contract at .18 ($18) and the few said $19.95	20 contracts. Still a shitty trade.
OPEC and Russia said today that they are increasing supply. Seems like open and Russia are happy to pick up for Iran. This likely could have been the motive on the Iran deal all along.	I'll believe it after OPECs meeting in June...
I’m aware. Who knew you could withdraw from options though, I want my fucking money back.	It's called an option because you have the option of exercising you know.
$15b in debt is far from healthy.	with 12B in assets. thats not that bad..
Literally. All the wannabe autists would pay plenty for the shirt.	Imma get my hands on that domain as best as I can. Y’all motherfuckers would make me a fortune. 😋
Yeah, main reason why I stopped playing several years ago. They made depositing/withdrawing money a hassle and I never got around to playing again. Looks like stars is only available in one state for instance, so could be awhile before more states are accepted.	With them legalizing sports betting in every state, hopefully poker isn't far behind.
Because none of your holdings are MU	Sorry i believe in quantum computing not 1’s and 0’s.
Okay so I'm not as dumb as I thought. Got 132 6/15 calls lol	Easy money. Some guy had mentioned awhile back that he has been buying slightly OTM biweekly calls on V and just rolling every time with huge profits, seems pretty promising for the near future, especially if you can identify any dips it takes.
Haha I don’t have that one although I do watch them on CNBC sometimes.	You don't deserve to be called a fag.. Lol
Could be another massive end of June sell off like last year. But who knows	I have Jan 2019 $60 Mu calls. I'm up 50% right now. If it tanks on ER in June, do you think it'll recover by Jan? I may take 1/2 off the table if it reaches +100% and just play on house money. Not sure though.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE	You are the only one doing that...
shut up faggot	One Up with Wall Street... Bruh!
I'm dying picturing that guy in the back of his parents' station wagon as they drive them all to court to evict him	They made his last wish. They made him a meme
Truest comment	I will print this, frame it and put it on my wall
Once you go black you go deaf	I smoke meth what? Buy calls
Famous last words.	Apparently I'm in the right sub
i have no idea. probably. you won't regret it.	You need to do some more research on this company's history before you go balls deep investing in them
Yea. It's a risk, but its not like I'm going to lose my house over it. I tripled my money so far. Would've been x5 in January, but I won't sell any until it's legalized in Canada.	My weed stocks are all down, bought in too late. Fucking CRON.
No. I make my own clothes.	Dwight K. Schrute
I have 12k of this in shares currently and also have a separate account with 17k in shares including index funds. I'm 26 and running on zero margin so I'm not too concerned. Appreciate the caution I fully understand im gambling.	ok, power to you. hope you kick ass
That doesn't even make any sense you fucking moron.	I didn't say you SHOULD do it but that's the technical term
Who gives a fuck? It isn’t the CEO of Toyota’s job to do that bullshit	People trying to write interesting magazine articles.
So I can have 3 more day trades simply by signing my 2 year old daughter up? NICE!	Sure. The purpose of it is to reduce your tax liability.
tbh, I had to look most of those terms up on urbandictionary. 😮	hey. this is reddit, not bloomberg. stop using emojis
I think if you only have one terminal/user you pay a premium on top of that too	you have to pay for data per seat anyways, and you get the seats cheaper if you buy multiple seats
Some of us are trying to change that by making money	This ^^
I keep reading articles about how it's undervalued and the dividend is great but man I don't see this doing well	I feel like a crazy high dividend like that is just indicative of a shit stock that is squeezing the last dollars from its customers while careening towards its untimely demise. Like, cool, I’ve been getting a 10% dividend from GameStop every year, while also losing 20-30% of my underlying value.
A punk punk?	Can we punk a punk punk who's punking a punk punk?
You can see in the 2nd picture. I dumped all I made from TTWO (~47k) into MU calls before the conference. MU jumped 6 dollars after the buy back announcement and I sold. Then I bought back in and am holding to June 18-19ish to sell before earnings.	Oh sorry I didn’t see the second pic. Nice job tho man 👍
How the hell did you get that tag (impatient rich person)?	Figure it out dummy. Marty wants the MUooon and threw a couple million on a trade.
haha nah i just didn't want to respond because I have nothing of substance to add	Yeah, we were just joking. Probably. Luckily markets are closed anyway.
He put on a great defense. The laws are so expansive and vague, especially at federal level that if Govt wants a conviction they will get and juries are so stupid and love law enforcement they will eat it up.	Oh I know. He's got a great sense of Fashion also
ZEEEEEEF portfolio. You EVILBOY.	I trade all my CRISPR stocks with Ninja like reflexes
when I say unlimited accounts, they can all be at the same broker.	Wait...you are saying I could just make another robinhood account? Even with the same SSN?
Pretty much and video editing tool...	You don't understand, I need step by step hand holding here. I am unwilling - and frankly unable - to learn how to do this on my own.
To crank that shit to 11	https://youtu.be/4xgx4k83zzc
Couldn't you just long all 3? Diversification maybe.	That was my logic. made a bundle on these.
Getting to that salary that early likely means you have a degree, but not having debt likely means your parents helped you out.	It's called a scholarship. Totally able to graduate without debt without parents assistance.
If it bursts did we win?	S O O M U C H K N A A W L E D G E ! !
I have, the local costco is so busy I have asked people in line to please kill me	I had one person in line ahead of me this morning for the best deal on la croix I've ever seen.
I don’t know how much profits ESPN gets from that. Maybe viewership increase but honestly the same die hard fans still watching are the same ones that will do betting. No new revenue I think it all goes to the sports betttig site	Well they could integrate the betting apps with espn... I mean it an opportunity for them let’s see...
Right, then explain Equifax and tons of other companies that did things and nothing has happened.	They got [charged](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/14/former-equifax-executive-charged-with-insider-trading-ahead-of-data-breach.html).
r/personalfinance said you should sell your house and yukon and live in a 2009 Civic eating beans and rice.	Yes. But i never got tendies. I was being a fagg
I’m not a TSLA investor so no	RAD bag holder. Gotcha.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000560049389907969	All those replies 'Don't say it Elon!'
If you Google 'how many trading days in 2018' it says 252. You're not counting holidays. Just admit I'm right. It won't kill you.	You're right? You didn't even know compound interest was a thing until I told you, lmao.
What led you to believe this? Any mathematical rational? Or just gambling? Because AMAT can trade below and you lose all your money.	gambling. Also I always sell before expiration date, so basically I'll sell at least 80% of all options by next Friday. For example when AMAT was 51.22 on Friday I made around 20% paper profit. Similarly made lots of money on $75 7/20 MU calls which are crazy OTMs.
This is hot stuff. Gonna buy some leaps for sure.	Why leaps when you could wait to see how it pans out? It's not like the stock is going to shoot into orbit from this rumor
This is what happens when we advertise ourselves as autists - Some real ones slip in.	Oh fuck. Am I supposed to not actually be a faggot too? appBlu's penis has a lot of explaining to do if so.
G	Goodbye.
Honestly his parents probably have more $$$ than him.	They don’t, but most of you want to assume I didn’t earn my money myself so believe what you want
just yolo any mu call its like printing money	+10 MU 70 June 1st on Tuesday! Print. Me. that. Money!!!
No, no it isn't	Did you ever just sit down and think damn. I made solid money but gamble it away, I'm a faggot, and I have a coke addiction and yet somehow I am in the upper 50% of humanity
As somebody who is now all in...I advise against it. I made that mistake 2 weeks ago and now I just want my Su Bae back... but I sold at 12.30 so I would lose another 10% just buying my AMD shares back. I cucked myself out of 20% gains and all I got was some Elon shitposts	It's too expensive, period. Worst part is I had some shares at $180 but sold because of trump.
More like Daddy	Papi for the Hispanic lads.
I can't believe one so young has already mastered the secret art of technical analysis.	> im smart
At least Elon is doing his DD.	Of course. Elon knows business.
No, you are going to jail.	only way to prevent that is to donate to Trump 2020 campaign.
How long do you want to hold it?	6 months to a year
ir.jd.com	Always coming through.
https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000448564240138240?s=21	Those shorts trying real hard to jump in on any tweet and he's just having fun trolling
You say that like its a bad thing	only when you’re president

hey hey heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

WHATAMIGUNNADOOOOOOO

This mosaic of hands and skin colors touching each other is exactly why I stopped playing soccer

im dying holy shit

Ah yes, Bill 'The Dill', as we called him back in Kappa Alpha. The glory days.

His wife used to work at the 'glory hole' up on 5th. Nice gal, not sure why she liked that blue lipstick so much.

I’ll take that as a major compliment comrade

/r/LateStageCapitalism spy confirmed

Has it worked out for you? Seems pretty risky

I've made about $500 since February so I'm doing better than just indexing at least. At one point I was red by about that much and a few weeks ago I was even at $1k in the green. I feel like I'm getting a cheap education in finance.

Look at the money

Going with burning money a plus to tesla investors. Musk tweets Tsla to pay for upgraded brakes for all Model 3's, and the stock jumps up.

Spotted the former xiv trader.

I used to trade tViX. It is far worse than XiV. tViX is down 99.9999%

This is the face of WallStreetBets

It keeps the rest of us losers hopeful ...

It's going to be one painful day for him...

Fill me in?

U sound normal with an extra chromosome

shit that's creative...have an upvote you fucking normie

I stopped sticking it in dumb a long time ago

How the hell did you get that tag (impatient rich person)?

Thought you were going to say Cohen. 😅 He would be fucked.

that was my first guess too.

Idk, numbers and percents never made sense to me

Holy fucking shit. Mods should flair this.

So what you're saying is go all in on 2,7 off-suit and get lucky and get 2 pair on the river, right?

Plot twist. Guy who called you flopped a set. GG

When you get one invite me I’ll bring the steaks.

I'll bring the case of beer.

That's hardly a gamble. Unless it was some dumbass strike and expiry

Define dumbass strike and expiry

H

O

Keep doing what your doing and life gets pretty amazing pretty quickly. 4 years ago I had a needle in my arm. Today I got a decent sized trading account, a job i enjoy, just got married in the bahamas, trying for a baby, and ready to buy my first home in a few months. If you had told me that 4 years ago I could have the life I have today I would have thought you were fucking insane. I owe everything to the rooms for sure

Completely blown away by this, man! Never thought I could have a serious and intimate conversation with someone on wsb! So glad to hear you are doing so well! This has completely negated me feeling like shit for losing money all week! Keep it up, I'm so glad to hear this!!!!

O

GOODBYE!

I went the true wsb way and got some $14 6/1 on the cheap and will pray the price has a stupid pop up Monday or Tuesday and I can run the hell away from amd...or directly take that money and buy puts lol.

No trades monday. Time to hang with family

No Lube

Bite that pillow boi going in drier than your daddy's vaj

show them your socks

Let's show them our cocks.

Not enough room to store 50,000 bushels of corn

Your mom is clearly just poor

Click the damn video and watch it bros

Clikcbait

It was a multi level marketing scheme where the actual 'product' was a Ponzi scheme.

How do I short that?

Fuckin lol

So far I'm right

This almost sounds like gambling.

Almost

Or is it a quadruple top?

Nah, triple top is the max we bustin through from here.

People are paying him for interviews #calculated

In what vBucks?

It's called aggressive sarcasm. You dumb Canadian cuck. I bet you voted for Trudeau.

I haven’t been Canadian in a couple decades faggot, it’s an allegory on how terrible it’s become

Are we making a team sponsored poker team? Cause im all in.

It's ideas like this that will destroy mankind.

/r/LateStageCapitalism spy confirmed

I’m not a spy... you’re a spy... spy

You expect me to paddle? What am I some kind of pleb?

Could probably just pay a kid like 20cents in candies to paddle for you for an hour. or just have the average WSBer pay you $200 to paddle for you and also buy your kayak for you.

Yes, I 100% believe everything I said and am not in any way emulating the hundreds of other half-joking posts with a similar sentiment that are sprinkled throughout this sub. You can tell I'm serious because I sold a call and thus know about options, which only us wall street folks really understand. Your manlet brain can't even comprehend my advanced trading strategies.

Advanced autism

Not when you buy options one week out instead of buying drugs

Oh, that was supposed to be options money! Now I get it

You'll know by his inane comments like, '$MU doesn't deserve a PE over 3' or 'Sell everything, SPY going to $100 in July'

You mean Mr. Trader?

Yeah, I know. Just don't feel comfortable arguing with retards

You must walk around this sub like Moses parting the goddamn Red Sea

You can make pepes in the chat function

Wait, really?

I’m guessing he got 1 contract at .18 ($18) and the few said $19.95

20 contracts. Still a shitty trade.

OPEC and Russia said today that they are increasing supply. Seems like open and Russia are happy to pick up for Iran. This likely could have been the motive on the Iran deal all along.

I'll believe it after OPECs meeting in June...

I’m aware. Who knew you could withdraw from options though, I want my fucking money back.

It's called an option because you have the option of exercising you know.

$15b in debt is far from healthy.

with 12B in assets. thats not that bad..

Literally. All the wannabe autists would pay plenty for the shirt.

Imma get my hands on that domain as best as I can. Y’all motherfuckers would make me a fortune. 😋

Yeah, main reason why I stopped playing several years ago. They made depositing/withdrawing money a hassle and I never got around to playing again. Looks like stars is only available in one state for instance, so could be awhile before more states are accepted.

With them legalizing sports betting in every state, hopefully poker isn't far behind.

Because none of your holdings are MU

Sorry i believe in quantum computing not 1’s and 0’s.

Okay so I'm not as dumb as I thought. Got 132 6/15 calls lol

Easy money. Some guy had mentioned awhile back that he has been buying slightly OTM biweekly calls on V and just rolling every time with huge profits, seems pretty promising for the near future, especially if you can identify any dips it takes.

Haha I don’t have that one although I do watch them on CNBC sometimes.

You don't deserve to be called a fag.. Lol

Could be another massive end of June sell off like last year. But who knows

I have Jan 2019 $60 Mu calls. I'm up 50% right now. If it tanks on ER in June, do you think it'll recover by Jan? I may take 1/2 off the table if it reaches +100% and just play on house money. Not sure though.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You are the only one doing that...

shut up faggot

One Up with Wall Street... Bruh!

I'm dying picturing that guy in the back of his parents' station wagon as they drive them all to court to evict him

They made his last wish. They made him a meme

Truest comment

I will print this, frame it and put it on my wall

Once you go black you go deaf

I smoke meth what? Buy calls

Famous last words.

Apparently I'm in the right sub

i have no idea. probably. you won't regret it.

You need to do some more research on this company's history before you go balls deep investing in them

Yea. It's a risk, but its not like I'm going to lose my house over it. I tripled my money so far. Would've been x5 in January, but I won't sell any until it's legalized in Canada.

My weed stocks are all down, bought in too late. Fucking CRON.

No. I make my own clothes.

Dwight K. Schrute

I have 12k of this in shares currently and also have a separate account with 17k in shares including index funds. I'm 26 and running on zero margin so I'm not too concerned. Appreciate the caution I fully understand im gambling.

ok, power to you. hope you kick ass

That doesn't even make any sense you fucking moron.

I didn't say you SHOULD do it but that's the technical term

Who gives a fuck? It isn’t the CEO of Toyota’s job to do that bullshit

People trying to write interesting magazine articles.

So I can have 3 more day trades simply by signing my 2 year old daughter up? NICE!

Sure. The purpose of it is to reduce your tax liability.

tbh, I had to look most of those terms up on urbandictionary. 😮

hey. this is reddit, not bloomberg. stop using emojis

I think if you only have one terminal/user you pay a premium on top of that too

you have to pay for data per seat anyways, and you get the seats cheaper if you buy multiple seats

Some of us are trying to change that by making money

This ^^

I keep reading articles about how it's undervalued and the dividend is great but man I don't see this doing well

I feel like a crazy high dividend like that is just indicative of a shit stock that is squeezing the last dollars from its customers while careening towards its untimely demise. Like, cool, I’ve been getting a 10% dividend from GameStop every year, while also losing 20-30% of my underlying value.

A punk punk?

Can we punk a punk punk who's punking a punk punk?

You can see in the 2nd picture. I dumped all I made from TTWO (~47k) into MU calls before the conference. MU jumped 6 dollars after the buy back announcement and I sold. Then I bought back in and am holding to June 18-19ish to sell before earnings.

Oh sorry I didn’t see the second pic. Nice job tho man 👍

How the hell did you get that tag (impatient rich person)?

Figure it out dummy. Marty wants the MUooon and threw a couple million on a trade.

haha nah i just didn't want to respond because I have nothing of substance to add

Yeah, we were just joking. Probably. Luckily markets are closed anyway.

He put on a great defense. The laws are so expansive and vague, especially at federal level that if Govt wants a conviction they will get and juries are so stupid and love law enforcement they will eat it up.

Oh I know. He's got a great sense of Fashion also

ZEEEEEEF portfolio. You EVILBOY.

I trade all my CRISPR stocks with Ninja like reflexes

when I say unlimited accounts, they can all be at the same broker.

Wait...you are saying I could just make another robinhood account? Even with the same SSN?

Pretty much and video editing tool...

You don't understand, I need step by step hand holding here. I am unwilling - and frankly unable - to learn how to do this on my own.

To crank that shit to 11

https://youtu.be/4xgx4k83zzc

Couldn't you just long all 3? Diversification maybe.

That was my logic. made a bundle on these.

Getting to that salary that early likely means you have a degree, but not having debt likely means your parents helped you out.

It's called a scholarship. Totally able to graduate without debt without parents assistance.

If it bursts did we win?

S O O M U C H K N A A W L E D G E ! !

I have, the local costco is so busy I have asked people in line to please kill me

I had one person in line ahead of me this morning for the best deal on la croix I've ever seen.

I don’t know how much profits ESPN gets from that. Maybe viewership increase but honestly the same die hard fans still watching are the same ones that will do betting. No new revenue I think it all goes to the sports betttig site

Well they could integrate the betting apps with espn... I mean it an opportunity for them let’s see...

Right, then explain Equifax and tons of other companies that did things and nothing has happened.

They got [charged](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/14/former-equifax-executive-charged-with-insider-trading-ahead-of-data-breach.html).

r/personalfinance said you should sell your house and yukon and live in a 2009 Civic eating beans and rice.

Yes. But i never got tendies. I was being a fagg

I’m not a TSLA investor so no

RAD bag holder. Gotcha.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000560049389907969

All those replies 'Don't say it Elon!'

If you Google 'how many trading days in 2018' it says 252. You're not counting holidays. Just admit I'm right. It won't kill you.

You're right? You didn't even know compound interest was a thing until I told you, lmao.

What led you to believe this? Any mathematical rational? Or just gambling? Because AMAT can trade below and you lose all your money.

gambling. Also I always sell before expiration date, so basically I'll sell at least 80% of all options by next Friday. For example when AMAT was 51.22 on Friday I made around 20% paper profit. Similarly made lots of money on $75 7/20 MU calls which are crazy OTMs.

This is hot stuff. Gonna buy some leaps for sure.

Why leaps when you could wait to see how it pans out? It's not like the stock is going to shoot into orbit from this rumor

This is what happens when we advertise ourselves as autists - Some real ones slip in.

Oh fuck. Am I supposed to not actually be a faggot too? appBlu's penis has a lot of explaining to do if so.

G

Goodbye.

Honestly his parents probably have more $$$ than him.

They don’t, but most of you want to assume I didn’t earn my money myself so believe what you want

just yolo any mu call its like printing money

+10 MU 70 June 1st on Tuesday! Print. Me. that. Money!!!

No, no it isn't

Did you ever just sit down and think damn. I made solid money but gamble it away, I'm a faggot, and I have a coke addiction and yet somehow I am in the upper 50% of humanity

As somebody who is now all in...I advise against it. I made that mistake 2 weeks ago and now I just want my Su Bae back... but I sold at 12.30 so I would lose another 10% just buying my AMD shares back. I cucked myself out of 20% gains and all I got was some Elon shitposts

It's too expensive, period. Worst part is I had some shares at $180 but sold because of trump.

More like Daddy

Papi for the Hispanic lads.

I can't believe one so young has already mastered the secret art of technical analysis.

> im smart

At least Elon is doing his DD.

Of course. Elon knows business.

No, you are going to jail.

only way to prevent that is to donate to Trump 2020 campaign.

How long do you want to hold it?

6 months to a year

ir.jd.com

Always coming through.

https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000448564240138240?s=21

Those shorts trying real hard to jump in on any tweet and he's just having fun trolling

You say that like its a bad thing

only when you’re president