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Can you pretty please get him a tour of a fab?	I work in assembly. It would be very weird for me to start giving people tours of areas I don't work in. :)
What did I say?	Good fucking call. Unfortunately I bought calls Monday before the stock dropped so I’m only up $410 total, but it’s still a decent gain. Up ~$1000 today since I was down ~$600 yesterday.
Im pretty new to calls/options but hows that possible since the stock only went up like 25%. Was your strike price super low?	Super simple: Call = buy the right to buy the stock for $55 and you pay $1 for that. Stock goes from $55 to $60, the right to buy the stock for $55 is now worth $5. For everything more just read or watch some tutorials on options.
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It's Twitter, and I love my god emperor :)	You are a moron
Thanks. Just looking for some perspective.	Sure thing. I gave it.
Losing hope on what? What were you expecting?	oh you know, just a rocket ship to 70
I’ll be loading up on puts	show us screenshot your trade play
'Do everyone...' ask your question again.	no u
I'm holding a SPY 5/25 $272 Call, and unsure whether to wait it out or cut the losses.	How are you down? How far in advance did you pay?
Nope, he’s got 2000 87.5 6/15 calls. I think his cost average was $1.70-$1.80. It is 0.23 right now. He’s lost more than 300k and there’s not much time left.	He did June not July? Oh hell, pour one out for our boy.
No questions asked this is a baby boomer. Hopefully playing with their 401k or the proceeds from their condo in Arizona they sold, along with red copper pans.	Holy fuck my dad has a red copper pan. I'm dying
And he has a gmail email rather than his website...	i was more technical than this guy in high school. Let alone 30, having no job and living at home. Christ - this guy should be writing exploits against major OSs by now. Or you know - almost anything other than jerking it in his moms basement.
I personally believe T-Mobile is the best national carrier in the US... Their customer service beats the fuck out of EVERYONE... The biggest hinderance is the network (which has improved dramatically)... I don't know about the stock in the short but if I had a ton of money, I'd be by regular shares for the long haul	I definitely agree in the long term. My call options pray for the short term
nigga what	Some Yankee, carpet baggers keep trying to fuck the tendies. How's the best way to fucking tell them to shut the fuck up?
And after that you can fly Albert einsteins delorean into elon musk's ass	fagg
It’s not a loss unless you sell	in that case, I have lots of expired options I'd be willing to sell you sir...
Yeah I think they are getting literally almost all of their users this way. Who the fuck buys a ROKU because they actually want it? No one I know.	I stream stuff using many different services like Youtube TV, Amazon Prime video, Netflix, and HBO now. I want one device that lets me access anything, and that's Roku. Chromecast doesn't have Amazon Prime, and Firestick doesn't have Youtube TV. And Apple TV is gayer than Elton John sliding down a rainbow with a plug in his ass.
big gloves too	Big cock too
I’m old and don’t get the herpes reference	You think you're supposed to understand insults on here?
counter that bullshit: and the other company has to compete with Chinese cheaper memory! are you kidding??	There are currently no real Chinese memory makers. Their competition is South Korean. China is trying to enter the field, but that takes a lot of time.
F	A
I held because I have no other option, all in with my tiny dick portfolio. Need a rocketman or Iran tweet by next week to secure some gains.	Looking at LMT today I am so pissed off, after holding for a longtime though it was expiring Friday and so I wanted to sell with money. Held onto my RTN call cause I have it till mid June but that ain't nearly the same.
I'm fine with people disagreeing with me, just have valid points and post your positions instead of being an attention whoring pu$$y	Ey. AMD is legit
Lolz, his pic at the bottom	Thought this was an American Al-qaeda situation.
Why?	To frame and put on his wall
Come on, Man. Just get the tattoo on your back so you don't see it. 'MU' inside of the 0 of a 60, in a half dollar sized tattoo (I've got 3 drunkenly on mine). This shit has gotten ridiculous. Fucking YOLO on a bunch of cow futures (my personal one is pork bellies; I can move a couple of tons of pig). Fuck.	Speedometer at 60 MPH, hide MU in the fine print, tell people it's a car thing, 0 to 60.
I work in assembly. It would be very weird for me to start giving people tours of areas I don't work in. :)	He's a big shareholder, He's kinda your boss you should do what he says.
eg	Has anyone even been as far as decided to go look do more like?
I have yet to see a compelling argument that $TSLA is on the brink of profitability	People said the same thing about $AMZN and $AAPL and look where that got them.
No BR mode? Historical stories... I think their base is mostly retarded gun nuts and 14 year old boys. This might alienate their base and just miss the mark.	Yea, this shit looks fucking terrible. I loved BF1, but this looks pretty shit.
That is literally his job. He's an activist investor. Can you read an article you faglord?	He can be all the fucking activist he wants. Just needs to pick winners, not losers.
12 months is the most optimistic and minimum time I said. But 24 months? No doubt	So you think this will be a 77 Billion dollar company in 2 years.....come on now. Really?
I was wanting to just hop in for 10-20% but yeah $8,000 sounds like a goal too	Keep in mind, the thing hasn’t gone under $1 for five years. Close to the low $1 range seems best.
I bet you’re poor too...gross.	Show us yer boobs
Nope	You can use it for collateral.
I'm sure there is a subreddit for that too	Oh you can damn sure go long on that.
My man	My men
u/linvoylegend and u/Soezin	Thanks the mention, but I said 10 points at the most. A jump this big I never could've predicted.
Debit spreads don't require any additional capital. If you have the right to sell shares at $1575 you can also sell the obligation to buy shares at $1565 which you can turn around and sell for $1575 without any additional capital.	Robinhood won't let you do a proper spread to my knowledge. You can own the positions but they'll treat them separately, so you'd need the capital to sell the put. And have to exercise when you get assigned manually.
Guess I might have to FOMO back into this bitch tomorrow smh	agreed. today's action annoyed me dropping to low 58s then bouncing after the lunch break all the way back to 60. definitely left money on the table :-(
Well now you understand why he's down 90%.	I mean all he has to fucking do is buy itm mu calls a month out and ride it. If you want to be even safer, just go get atm XLK calls for July and ignore your account till they expire way itm. But no, he goes and gets faggy d puts on Amazon like an absolute degenerate. I mean, I respect him for the conviction, but god damn something ain’t right with that boi
Why don't we just get more money? Fucking idiots not to see it.	Yeah, it really is your own fault if you didn't figure out that getting more money is the answer to being rich.
His parents did suggest that he “sell his weapons.”	It's definitely just a bunch of katanas
I sold a single $242.5 june call a few days ago, thinking it would stay somewhat range-bound. This was a like danger level 0 play (in my head) when I did it, was set to collect like $400 in premium, though it was a done deal...fucking closed it today -$500. Was too far gone to roll out. Wtf.	You and me both bud, I put it on yesterday for 310 credit. I was at least covered some by by long leg @ 255. I ended up closing out when I saw it was going to run for $165 loss.
Thanks for your money.	Spend it well
If it hits 14 I'm buying $20 calls, but I don't think it will hit $14	Might buy some 7/20 $14 calls and $13 puts and just assume this thing is going hard one way or the other
Currently in WEED (to become CGC), APH, OGI.wt. I'm betting on the big players, as they will dominate. All these three companies have big inventories ready for recreational , they are going to shine on earnings. Also past weeks suggest fundamentals matter more than it did in the dec/jan run.	Im yoloing 90% of my portfolio on APH. Gonna double my $200
Safe is not the right word for that	Lol tru only Ally saving account is
I hope it hits 62 at least by EOW. That'll get the juices flowing for next week and the week after when I inevitably sell all my calls.	after making bank on 57 calls I 'yolo'd' 10% of my gains on 62$ faggy d's so I'd love for that to happen
Nobody watches the NBA. It's all about cricket nowadays, bruh.	Yet another in a long list of games that the Brits invented but can never win.
Perfect because I have 5/25 calls and 6/1 puts	y tho?
I’ve been holding onto it since last year when it bombed. I didn’t have the balls to hold onto it passed today even though I think it’s bound to take off with that new drug that was just passed.	I held this piece of shit for 9 months and it didn’t move so sold last week. Fuck CARA.
I stream stuff using many different services like Youtube TV, Amazon Prime video, Netflix, and HBO now. I want one device that lets me access anything, and that's Roku. Chromecast doesn't have Amazon Prime, and Firestick doesn't have Youtube TV. And Apple TV is gayer than Elton John sliding down a rainbow with a plug in his ass.	Get a ps4 and the world is your oyster
No it doesn't.	Tell that to the +91% I have, in since 2.76. They have the biggest contract signed to produce in Canada so far for the next 4 years, the contract they got for Quebec is more than double CGC or any other of the 3 companies that got contracts.
Has anyone even been as far as decided to go look do more like?	I could never remember this one by heart
They’re hooked into your Brokerage account...	Who says I have to use my brokerage account?
2020 is too long away to dump life savings into, I need gains this week	$MU MAY 25 2018 90.00 CALL
'Engineering'	Hi Stuart! You will be replacing our VP of Toilet Management Engineering. She was a great asset but we had to fire her when she was caught smuggling drugs from Mexico.
No options? Hard pass.	Be the change you want to see in the world
Whoa whoa, never said I understand finance fella	Lol I wonder if 'Faggot delights' will be an option on boards
1st line tx and course of tx for TB? GO!	RIF and check for NPH - looking at 6-9 months of treatment.
There's nothing nerdy about what I said? I'm a real estate guy not some computer fag I do this shit as a hobby, basic skills are useful in the world.	Everyone come look at this fucking nerd
Man IDK. I thought GE might be turning it around a little, things were looking good...might be a lost cause until someone with deep pockets steps in.	Looks like it's bouncing pre market, volatility is back...lol
Dude this sounds awesome let's meet up and do this sometime :O	You want to sell AMZN together? What a fag.
I almost never win a hand with two pair. There’s always some kind of fuckery that happens around that.	showdowns with 2 pair are very messy for a reason
Put me in the screen shot	Fuck this guy, don't put him in the screenshot
He moved all in with 2 pair in a tournament where he's deep stacked and yet to see a river bet. I've seen this play before. It's not that bad	For the good of Poker all around, I hope you play a lot
i was more technical than this guy in high school. Let alone 30, having no job and living at home. Christ - this guy should be writing exploits against major OSs by now. Or you know - almost anything other than jerking it in his moms basement.	but those anime titties bro have you seen how big they are?
It's works flawlessly on perfectly straight streets with no other cars around. Stop being such a Debbie downer.	It's better than that.
Your tax money	Touché
Isn't it called Rona there? It was uncanny to me the first time driving past one, the storefront looks exactly like Lowe's but has a different name on the top.	Rona is a subsidiary of Lowes. Where I live, they literally have a Rona store one mile from the Lowes store. The reason is because Rona was here in Canada first and then Lowes came later. I've been to both and I really like Lowes much better - more modern, great selection of products, competitive prices, and great customer service.
Strike price of $75, not the price of the option you autist	ahh sucks for him
It split, it didn’t collapse. Look at the graphs.	Thanks professor. Save yourself some trouble and google it next time. 🤦🏻‍♂️
You’re fucking retarded do you see the market rn? Anything that’s up is up on news alone F and GM are being carried by this news if you want to be a shit pants baby and not admit it go ahead	Triggered soy boi. Where ya positions baby? Shut me up with your gains.
Yeah, nothing I've heard has pointed to NVDA releasing something that could shake up tech such that their valuation would increase to 300. Unless the market finds another gear and goes on an absolute tear in the next month (highly unlikely) then best we can hope for is around 270.	1100 series cards are coming in June. 1180 will be a cash cow
While true, it's a bit of a science to grow the good good. Your everyday tard can't pull that off. Anyone can grow ditch weed though, that's true.	I pulled off alright for my first grow, did some reading and frequent visitor of /r/microgrowery. It is definitely a hobby I'd love to pick up again once it is decimalize. Nothing beats smoking your own bud and save money at the same time.
you got me there poop.. you got me there. But It did include the weekly visits of your mom on friday nights. I think it was a deal.	remember to get checked and make sure she's on the pill
$1,100 to move out lol wish my landlord would do that	Rent in San Francisco. Some of those fools get $30k+ to move out when someone buys the place they're renting and wants to live there.
They should hire Musk.	How. Fucking. Dare you
I swear to Christ if this rally is him covering I want a lawyer.	CNBC just had Left on, really wanted to know what he had to say. I bet Steven Weiss cut him a new one.
MU to 70 would get you pretty close.	excuse me are you assuming my portfolio holdings? #metoo
it literally happens every fucking week	Fuck, what happens every week? How do I make/lose money on thursday?
It's definitely just a bunch of katanas	I bet he has some Final Fantasy Swords too.
This will be an under appreciated post.	yeah very few have played a fallout game before
We will! May our accounts grow	Update - actually made 2%
ive got 130's for the 18th of next month, 1.90 per contract so i feel like im on the line. might just take profit next time we cross the 50 percent mark	seriously wtf is rl doing
He was right.	Yup. This is one of the key insights of poker. Losing a hand doesn't necessarily mean you played it wrong, and (more importantly imo) winning a hand doesn't necessarily mean you played it right.
Why are you sweating? You're obviously a time traveler from the 80s or early 90s if that's your portfolio. You will make bank selling that tech.	The real jewel is that a good chunk of the remaining 40% is SDLR, because there's nothing I love more than hoping bankruptcy will definitely be good for the future.
Lol samsung is king of memory no questions asked. Sk hynix also has better tech than micron	SK Hynix is having problems with their node transitions and their quality is notoriously suspect; MU will have larger DRAM revenues than SK Hynix in 1-2 years
President of earth...	Mars
Buy the dip friend	But I lost all my money on Snap FDs what do
showdowns with 2 pair are very messy for a reason	Dude called his all in bet with just a pair though. TBH they're both pretty good examples of WSB retards, one just got lucky this time.
In 50 years?	Well I mean they've spent the last 65 years fucking it up...
Amazon partnered with Sears to do tire sales/installations iirc.	That news came out like 3 weeks ago.
Yah... I’ve got a day trade violation and a good faith violation coming my way because of this one but it was worth it	What’s with the violations and good faith violation? Is what you did technically legal right? Soo
Already own them	Buy some more. Don't be shy about saturating the market.
Ambien. I warned him. I took it once and almost drove my portfolio off a cliff	I was on ambien for like six months and would constantly get the weirdest shit in the mail.
I thought Kimmy was worried that there would be a military coup while he was away.	Nah, Dumbfuck worried kimmy would grab his pussy.
Since JD just crashed, I'm gonna sell low. I got 3k for you if you want to do butt stuff	You get fuckin December expiries and get cold feet over 0.20 cent decrease?

Can you pretty please get him a tour of a fab?

I work in assembly. It would be very weird for me to start giving people tours of areas I don't work in. :)

What did I say?

Good fucking call. Unfortunately I bought calls Monday before the stock dropped so I’m only up $410 total, but it’s still a decent gain. Up ~$1000 today since I was down ~$600 yesterday.

Im pretty new to calls/options but hows that possible since the stock only went up like 25%. Was your strike price super low?

Super simple: Call = buy the right to buy the stock for $55 and you pay $1 for that. Stock goes from $55 to $60, the right to buy the stock for $55 is now worth $5. For everything more just read or watch some tutorials on options.

N

E

It's Twitter, and I love my god emperor :)

You are a moron

Thanks. Just looking for some perspective.

Sure thing. I gave it.

Losing hope on what? What were you expecting?

oh you know, just a rocket ship to 70

I’ll be loading up on puts

show us screenshot your trade play

'Do everyone...' ask your question again.

no u

I'm holding a SPY 5/25 $272 Call, and unsure whether to wait it out or cut the losses.

How are you down? How far in advance did you pay?

Nope, he’s got 2000 87.5 6/15 calls. I think his cost average was $1.70-$1.80. It is 0.23 right now. He’s lost more than 300k and there’s not much time left.

He did June not July? Oh hell, pour one out for our boy.

No questions asked this is a baby boomer. Hopefully playing with their 401k or the proceeds from their condo in Arizona they sold, along with red copper pans.

Holy fuck my dad has a red copper pan. I'm dying

And he has a gmail email rather than his website...

i was more technical than this guy in high school. Let alone 30, having no job and living at home. Christ - this guy should be writing exploits against major OSs by now. Or you know - almost anything other than jerking it in his moms basement.

I personally believe T-Mobile is the best national carrier in the US... Their customer service beats the fuck out of EVERYONE... The biggest hinderance is the network (which has improved dramatically)... I don't know about the stock in the short but if I had a ton of money, I'd be by regular shares for the long haul

I definitely agree in the long term. My call options pray for the short term

nigga what

Some Yankee, carpet baggers keep trying to fuck the tendies. How's the best way to fucking tell them to shut the fuck up?

And after that you can fly Albert einsteins delorean into elon musk's ass

fagg

It’s not a loss unless you sell

in that case, I have lots of expired options I'd be willing to sell you sir...

Yeah I think they are getting literally almost all of their users this way. Who the fuck buys a ROKU because they actually want it? No one I know.

I stream stuff using many different services like Youtube TV, Amazon Prime video, Netflix, and HBO now. I want one device that lets me access anything, and that's Roku. Chromecast doesn't have Amazon Prime, and Firestick doesn't have Youtube TV. And Apple TV is gayer than Elton John sliding down a rainbow with a plug in his ass.

big gloves too

Big cock too

I’m old and don’t get the herpes reference

You think you're supposed to understand insults on here?

counter that bullshit: and the other company has to compete with Chinese cheaper memory! are you kidding??

There are currently no real Chinese memory makers. Their competition is South Korean. China is trying to enter the field, but that takes a lot of time.

F

A

I held because I have no other option, all in with my tiny dick portfolio. Need a rocketman or Iran tweet by next week to secure some gains.

Looking at LMT today I am so pissed off, after holding for a longtime though it was expiring Friday and so I wanted to sell with money. Held onto my RTN call cause I have it till mid June but that ain't nearly the same.

I'm fine with people disagreeing with me, just have valid points and post your positions instead of being an attention whoring pu$$y

Ey. AMD is legit

Lolz, his pic at the bottom

Thought this was an American Al-qaeda situation.

Why?

To frame and put on his wall

Come on, Man. Just get the tattoo on your back so you don't see it. 'MU' inside of the 0 of a 60, in a half dollar sized tattoo (I've got 3 drunkenly on mine). This shit has gotten ridiculous. Fucking YOLO on a bunch of cow futures (my personal one is pork bellies; I can move a couple of tons of pig). Fuck.

Speedometer at 60 MPH, hide MU in the fine print, tell people it's a car thing, 0 to 60.

I work in assembly. It would be very weird for me to start giving people tours of areas I don't work in. :)

He's a big shareholder, He's kinda your boss you should do what he says.

eg

Has anyone even been as far as decided to go look do more like?

I have yet to see a compelling argument that $TSLA is on the brink of profitability

People said the same thing about $AMZN and $AAPL and look where that got them.

No BR mode? Historical stories... I think their base is mostly retarded gun nuts and 14 year old boys. This might alienate their base and just miss the mark.

Yea, this shit looks fucking terrible. I loved BF1, but this looks pretty shit.

That is literally his job. He's an activist investor. Can you read an article you faglord?

He can be all the fucking activist he wants. Just needs to pick winners, not losers.

12 months is the most optimistic and minimum time I said. But 24 months? No doubt

So you think this will be a 77 Billion dollar company in 2 years.....come on now. Really?

I was wanting to just hop in for 10-20% but yeah $8,000 sounds like a goal too

Keep in mind, the thing hasn’t gone under $1 for five years. Close to the low $1 range seems best.

I bet you’re poor too...gross.

Show us yer boobs

Nope

You can use it for collateral.

I'm sure there is a subreddit for that too

Oh you can damn sure go long on that.

My man

My men

u/linvoylegend and u/Soezin

Thanks the mention, but I said 10 points at the most. A jump this big I never could've predicted.

Debit spreads don't require any additional capital. If you have the right to sell shares at $1575 you can also sell the obligation to buy shares at $1565 which you can turn around and sell for $1575 without any additional capital.

Robinhood won't let you do a proper spread to my knowledge. You can own the positions but they'll treat them separately, so you'd need the capital to sell the put. And have to exercise when you get assigned manually.

Guess I might have to FOMO back into this bitch tomorrow smh

agreed. today's action annoyed me dropping to low 58s then bouncing after the lunch break all the way back to 60. definitely left money on the table :-(

Well now you understand why he's down 90%.

I mean all he has to fucking do is buy itm mu calls a month out and ride it. If you want to be even safer, just go get atm XLK calls for July and ignore your account till they expire way itm. But no, he goes and gets faggy d puts on Amazon like an absolute degenerate. I mean, I respect him for the conviction, but god damn something ain’t right with that boi

Why don't we just get more money? Fucking idiots not to see it.

Yeah, it really is your own fault if you didn't figure out that getting more money is the answer to being rich.

His parents did suggest that he “sell his weapons.”

It's definitely just a bunch of katanas

I sold a single $242.5 june call a few days ago, thinking it would stay somewhat range-bound. This was a like danger level 0 play (in my head) when I did it, was set to collect like $400 in premium, though it was a done deal...fucking closed it today -$500. Was too far gone to roll out. Wtf.

You and me both bud, I put it on yesterday for 310 credit. I was at least covered some by by long leg @ 255. I ended up closing out when I saw it was going to run for $165 loss.

Thanks for your money.

Spend it well

If it hits 14 I'm buying $20 calls, but I don't think it will hit $14

Might buy some 7/20 $14 calls and $13 puts and just assume this thing is going hard one way or the other

Currently in WEED (to become CGC), APH, OGI.wt. I'm betting on the big players, as they will dominate. All these three companies have big inventories ready for recreational , they are going to shine on earnings. Also past weeks suggest fundamentals matter more than it did in the dec/jan run.

Im yoloing 90% of my portfolio on APH. Gonna double my $200

Safe is not the right word for that

Lol tru only Ally saving account is

I hope it hits 62 at least by EOW. That'll get the juices flowing for next week and the week after when I inevitably sell all my calls.

after making bank on 57 calls I 'yolo'd' 10% of my gains on 62$ faggy d's so I'd love for that to happen

Nobody watches the NBA. It's all about cricket nowadays, bruh.

Yet another in a long list of games that the Brits invented but can never win.

Perfect because I have 5/25 calls and 6/1 puts

y tho?

I’ve been holding onto it since last year when it bombed. I didn’t have the balls to hold onto it passed today even though I think it’s bound to take off with that new drug that was just passed.

I held this piece of shit for 9 months and it didn’t move so sold last week. Fuck CARA.

I stream stuff using many different services like Youtube TV, Amazon Prime video, Netflix, and HBO now. I want one device that lets me access anything, and that's Roku. Chromecast doesn't have Amazon Prime, and Firestick doesn't have Youtube TV. And Apple TV is gayer than Elton John sliding down a rainbow with a plug in his ass.

Get a ps4 and the world is your oyster

No it doesn't.

Tell that to the +91% I have, in since 2.76. They have the biggest contract signed to produce in Canada so far for the next 4 years, the contract they got for Quebec is more than double CGC or any other of the 3 companies that got contracts.

Has anyone even been as far as decided to go look do more like?

I could never remember this one by heart

They’re hooked into your Brokerage account...

Who says I have to use my brokerage account?

2020 is too long away to dump life savings into, I need gains this week

$MU MAY 25 2018 90.00 CALL

'Engineering'

Hi Stuart! You will be replacing our VP of Toilet Management Engineering. She was a great asset but we had to fire her when she was caught smuggling drugs from Mexico.

No options? Hard pass.

Be the change you want to see in the world

Whoa whoa, never said I understand finance fella

Lol I wonder if 'Faggot delights' will be an option on boards

1st line tx and course of tx for TB? GO!

RIF and check for NPH - looking at 6-9 months of treatment.

There's nothing nerdy about what I said? I'm a real estate guy not some computer fag I do this shit as a hobby, basic skills are useful in the world.

Everyone come look at this fucking nerd

Man IDK. I thought GE might be turning it around a little, things were looking good...might be a lost cause until someone with deep pockets steps in.

Looks like it's bouncing pre market, volatility is back...lol

Dude this sounds awesome let's meet up and do this sometime :O

You want to sell AMZN together? What a fag.

I almost never win a hand with two pair. There’s always some kind of fuckery that happens around that.

showdowns with 2 pair are very messy for a reason

Put me in the screen shot

Fuck this guy, don't put him in the screenshot

He moved all in with 2 pair in a tournament where he's deep stacked and yet to see a river bet. I've seen this play before. It's not that bad

For the good of Poker all around, I hope you play a lot

i was more technical than this guy in high school. Let alone 30, having no job and living at home. Christ - this guy should be writing exploits against major OSs by now. Or you know - almost anything other than jerking it in his moms basement.

but those anime titties bro have you seen how big they are?

It's works flawlessly on perfectly straight streets with no other cars around. Stop being such a Debbie downer.

It's better than that.

Your tax money

Touché

Isn't it called Rona there? It was uncanny to me the first time driving past one, the storefront looks exactly like Lowe's but has a different name on the top.

Rona is a subsidiary of Lowes. Where I live, they literally have a Rona store one mile from the Lowes store. The reason is because Rona was here in Canada first and then Lowes came later. I've been to both and I really like Lowes much better - more modern, great selection of products, competitive prices, and great customer service.

Strike price of $75, not the price of the option you autist

ahh sucks for him

It split, it didn’t collapse. Look at the graphs.

Thanks professor. Save yourself some trouble and google it next time. 🤦🏻‍♂️

You’re fucking retarded do you see the market rn? Anything that’s up is up on news alone F and GM are being carried by this news if you want to be a shit pants baby and not admit it go ahead

Triggered soy boi. Where ya positions baby? Shut me up with your gains.

Yeah, nothing I've heard has pointed to NVDA releasing something that could shake up tech such that their valuation would increase to 300. Unless the market finds another gear and goes on an absolute tear in the next month (highly unlikely) then best we can hope for is around 270.

1100 series cards are coming in June. 1180 will be a cash cow

While true, it's a bit of a science to grow the good good. Your everyday tard can't pull that off. Anyone can grow ditch weed though, that's true.

I pulled off alright for my first grow, did some reading and frequent visitor of /r/microgrowery. It is definitely a hobby I'd love to pick up again once it is decimalize. Nothing beats smoking your own bud and save money at the same time.

you got me there poop.. you got me there. But It did include the weekly visits of your mom on friday nights. I think it was a deal.

remember to get checked and make sure she's on the pill

$1,100 to move out lol wish my landlord would do that

Rent in San Francisco. Some of those fools get $30k+ to move out when someone buys the place they're renting and wants to live there.

They should hire Musk.

How. Fucking. Dare you

I swear to Christ if this rally is him covering I want a lawyer.

CNBC just had Left on, really wanted to know what he had to say. I bet Steven Weiss cut him a new one.

MU to 70 would get you pretty close.

excuse me are you assuming my portfolio holdings? #metoo

it literally happens every fucking week

Fuck, what happens every week? How do I make/lose money on thursday?

It's definitely just a bunch of katanas

I bet he has some Final Fantasy Swords too.

This will be an under appreciated post.

yeah very few have played a fallout game before

We will! May our accounts grow

Update - actually made 2%

ive got 130's for the 18th of next month, 1.90 per contract so i feel like im on the line. might just take profit next time we cross the 50 percent mark

seriously wtf is rl doing

He was right.

Yup. This is one of the key insights of poker. Losing a hand doesn't necessarily mean you played it wrong, and (more importantly imo) winning a hand doesn't necessarily mean you played it right.

Why are you sweating? You're obviously a time traveler from the 80s or early 90s if that's your portfolio. You will make *bank* selling that tech.

The real jewel is that a good chunk of the remaining 40% is SDLR, because there's nothing I love more than hoping bankruptcy will definitely be good for the future.

Lol samsung is king of memory no questions asked. Sk hynix also has better tech than micron

SK Hynix is having problems with their node transitions and their quality is notoriously suspect; MU will have larger DRAM revenues than SK Hynix in 1-2 years

President of earth...

Mars

Buy the dip friend

But I lost all my money on Snap FDs what do

showdowns with 2 pair are very messy for a reason

Dude called his all in bet with just a pair though. TBH they're both pretty good examples of WSB retards, one just got lucky this time.

In 50 years?

Well I mean they've spent the last 65 years fucking it up...

Amazon partnered with Sears to do tire sales/installations iirc.

That news came out like 3 weeks ago.

Yah... I’ve got a day trade violation and a good faith violation coming my way because of this one but it was worth it

What’s with the violations and good faith violation? Is what you did technically legal right? Soo

Already own them

Buy some more. Don't be shy about saturating the market.

Ambien. I warned him. I took it once and almost drove my portfolio off a cliff

I was on ambien for like six months and would constantly get the weirdest shit in the mail.

I thought Kimmy was worried that there would be a military coup while he was away.

Nah, Dumbfuck worried kimmy would grab his pussy.

Since JD just crashed, I'm gonna sell low. I got 3k for you if you want to do butt stuff

You get fuckin December expiries and get cold feet over 0.20 cent decrease?