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How are those 20 $61 calls you sold for .18 going for you? 400% loss? 500%? 600%?	It’S oNlY a LoSs If YoU sElL
on TD I'm seeing a $7 last that updates but the B/A is not updating	It's on the grey market. No level 2 quotes.
Read the BRK financials. He does; he sold long term index puts during/after the crisis and has made a shitload on them.	Word? Time to look into it
Do it, we'll sponsor you... by buying you a /r/WSB hat for you to wear. It will be great in future gifs on here.	I'm likely to play it this year....send me a patch I'd wear it.
Oh is it ???	was for me
September is a triple witching month.	You must believe in bad luck from seeing a black cat too.
The fuck is a Jorno	I can tell you that it is NOT delivery
Did he beat out shoe guy?	One rh guy did eat his flip flops though. I think he was long ge or something stupid
Can't you do like a few day trades per week and it's cool?	Yeah, but I used all mine on poorly thought out panic sells. Just gonna baghold essentially until it's up again
Its not possible to hit the ATH before your calls expire. Zoom out your chart to 2000.	Are you sure?
How's that DD worked out for you in the past 3 months?	The same as the past three years. Shorting mall retailers is the easiest money in this market.
No I think you're definitely right. The thing is, my brain knows that, but ignores it. I see I have $230 spending power and find an option that costs exactly that much. Either ITM ATM OTM or whatever. Just anything. I'm not good at this.	Maybe the worst strategy of all time
Thank you for this BTW. Already up 73% on my 06/01 $16 calls.	Damn. I looked at it but didn't do it. Made a little of puts early, but nowhere near 70%
I just puked	Hey a man has to get his tendies some how.
Probably should have waited until after earnings before jumping in. $MU is notorious for nose diving after beating expectations.	Its not really a short term play for me more of a buy and hold for the next 1-2 years at least. So itll be fine if it decides to dip for a few months. Now if I were trying to do an option play... things would be different.
we'll be like japan, rates will keep going down with many false starts. Unless you think demographics or technological deflation are reversible	Wait, what? If you're talking about an aging population and lower birth rate, that's not a big problem in the USA because of all the new Mexicans moving in and existing Mexicans making lots of babies. (yes, I'm calling all brown people Mexican for this discussion.)
[Respect](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuMthoAEXJk)	Hold still sir while I undo your belt buckle ...
Margin pressure at a discount store where you beat rev and miss on earnings is a real problem. In a normal market this would gap down significantly, in this market who the fuck knows?	It appears to be going down
How many people are you suing?!	Anyone who attempts to draw any sort of parallel between Tesla and Apple, for starters. If I read any more comparisons I may just start drooling due to brain damage.
Memorial day Jesus Christ	I remember Jesus every time a stock moons right after I sell. I’ll see him soon.
Look at the open interest , this will close around 60	Keep telling yourself that
It’S oNlY a LoSs If YoU sElL	Since he’s short them.. does that mean it was a lost from the start?
I'm likely to play it this year....send me a patch I'd wear it.	Are we making a team sponsored poker team? Cause im all in.
You must believe in bad luck from seeing a black cat too.	You are an idiot
What app is that?	grindr
gotem so good he doesn't have a comeback	he ded
Link?!	Don't have it, but just reminding myself of the post makes me laugh uncontrollably
Do you enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset?	No, the waves give me PTSD moving all sorts of up and down. I like straight upward lines.
ticker and I'll short it.	/ZTU8
fuckin' a man you need more than 'research'	Research not to make loads of money, but research as in getting started in the stock market.
If I had bought options I would have been margin called and completely broke in February.	You can't buy options on margin. Options give you more leverage than margin.
I said solid 5 figures. I ain't working at McDonald's. But it also isn't anything to brag about. Wasn't trying to humble brag or anything about $70 a year	I recently went from making 30K a year (for about 10 years) to $72K a year. I feel like a million bucks, so I guess it’s all relative.
Why would I give a shit if they have 'dominance' in the battery technology? That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.	Where do they get their “two year lead” then?
Positions?..	NVDA, GOOGle, OCSN, SYMC, sold NVDA puts
What's the concept?	fun hair colors
Not until DRAM demand starts to drop. And some dumb fuck analyst saying it \will\ doesn't count. I need the hard numbers. Then I'll sell.	So holding through earnings and all? Maybe the pullback (if it happens) would be a good time to add to your position.
*muun	Ksp lurks
No, but I saw a European porn once with a really hot Snow White getting fucked by a bunch of dwarves.	sauce?
The one where the guy lost 1000%	[You mean me?](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8holfg/maybe_selling_naked_calls_wasnt_such_a_good_idea/)
Brooooo I live right by here!	Hi wanna split a deep dish and pretend like we've made successful trades in the last 4 months?
Make an ultimatum, like you'll tattoo 'I said $MU wouldn't hit $100 in 2 weeks and all I got was this stinking tattoo' on your face or get banned.	Well, that trick isn't working for the guy who offered the hand jobs for MU to 100 by Friday.
except a nice yacht will easily set you back a few nice beach houses	Except? So you’re saying I could have three nice beach houses? In the words of Pitbull, “if it flies, floats or fucks - rent it!”
F	R
*👏👏🏿👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏼	This mosaic of hands and skin colors touching each other is exactly why I stopped playing soccer
If you're ugly and straight then you didn't miss out on anything.	Truer words have never been spoken
Thank you for your replies!	I'm assuming here entered when he saw move down a lot in a short amount of time. I wasn't there but essentially a intraday mean reversion strategy.
Will other countries just let US curb stomp NK?	No, it would put us against China and Russia, not to mention destroy SK. Basically ww3, because as soon as we all popped off, the middle east would. #longoil
Good looking out. This sub is literally all memes right now, you actually trying to make some money.	learned so much here... don't want any autist to go hungry... tendies for all my fellow autists.
Companies used to treat employees like shit in the 1950s. The biggest difference to now is moving from blue collar to white collar work: people at the time complained of losing limbs for lack of safety equipment; people now complain about being extremely bored while sitting in front of a computer.	Tell that to the Amazon.com slaves that pee in pop bottles throughout the day.
yeah 4mph what a joke, you can do that with paddles easy, also that shit looks like the opposite of hydrodynamic	You expect me to paddle? What am I some kind of pleb?
Credit Suisse is the worst. They should all be jailed	Spotted the former xiv trader.
CNBC	honestly man, I hate how they show DOW 90% of the time on screen, who the hell cares about manufacturing
Ah a fellow Wumbologist.	The study of wumbo, come on it's first grade.
And.. what’s her problem with maths?	She must be rebelling against math for attention and profit
Wait, what? If you're talking about an aging population and lower birth rate, that's not a big problem in the USA because of all the new Mexicans moving in and existing Mexicans making lots of babies. (yes, I'm calling all brown people Mexican for this discussion.)	Source?
What was the thesis behind BAC FDs?	Lol, 'thesis'.
Coming from NYC area, what is a more accurate number? Also, what kind of engineers are we talking here? I assume software?	Both, Tesla is building cars but also trying to make them drive themselves.
REEEEEE	That's a br00tal breakdown right there
What’s your poison?	AMD and dick
I'm not advocating licking unwashed assholes.	And yet you're in this sub
Except? So you’re saying I could have three nice beach houses? In the words of Pitbull, “if it flies, floats or fucks - rent it!”	except why the fuck would you want 3-4 beach houses when you can have a yaaaachttt? 🤣🤣🤣
This is bullshit to the umpteenth degree!	Maybe he doesn’t have that much.
To themselves. They just don't want the rest of the package and stereotypes associated with it.	Wut? So they want to dress punk but not be punk. That's like me wanting to dress like a Nazi but not be one. Nah brah, I just like the sweet arm bands and I'm just expressing myself to myself.
I might have some bad news for these guys then..	i wouldnt call them capitalists either. more like faggotists
If you haven't tried it, Pequods is some damned good deep dish at a reasonable price. It's like 20-25 for a large pepperoni. The Clybourne (probbaly mispelled that) location gets super crowded though, so be ready for that, particularpy on the weekends	If you’re in the mood for some thin-crust shit there’s a [phenoms](https://www.google.com/search?q=spaccanapoli+chicago&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#lkt=LocalPoiAbout&trex=m_t:lcl_akp,rc_f:nav,rc_ludocids:12228711094983473926,rc_q:Spacca%2520Napoli%2520Pizzeria,ru_q:Spacca%2520Napoli%2520Pizzeria) place on the north side with some traditional Italian pizza.
A pay stub from the job I quit? What?	it's from the wolf of wall street
I cashed my calls out at 130% today. Because Robinhood’s gay rules make me wait a day before making another “high volatility trade” so, yeah, I’m cash.	Man get your equity up and bail ASAP
Google 'states without individual income taxes'	AKA 'states with super high property and sales tax rates, and also we charges sales tax on clothes and food and other essentials'
SEDG is a meme stock? Man ... I’ve been holding since $17.	It is now cuz I been buying calls on these dips
Still do, but used to, too.	Danni is an alien?
Due diligence	That doesn't even make any sense you fucking moron.
Wow, I thought it was going to be something interesting. Isn’t that only a $2000 loss?	> 15.5k of $60 june puts bought when MU was at $45
Coming summer 2018, Jason Bourne is Bourne With Extra Chromosomes	10/10 comments
Is this something for short-term call options or a bunch of shares	don't play options on small pharmas. they have no volume and you will get burnt.
You and me both, been looking for a good entry and this sell off with pump IV, sell em puts	Man, looks like the opportunity was missed already. We'll have to see what happens at the opening bell. Should have bought stock AH yesterday.
Or using the hair to draw attention away from other, more... noticeable aspects	Like tits
After a solid 3 days of trading derivatives, the government owes me $1 trillion US tendies	tfw the entire u.s. debt is owned by wsb
you should get a gopro and record all the explosions and extrusion failures, you could get some followers on YouTube off that	Im pretty sure that gets your ass fired in that line of work...
Tesla’s stock price is propped up by fanbois with Elon tattoos on their dicks. The company bleeds money like a stabbing victim and can’t meet even their most conservative production targets.	Post that on futurology and you will hear 'but the NEW FACTORY will make everything better'. Iirc the only advantage he holds atm is the car battery technology. All else can be produced by any big car company in no time.
Did he just assume their positions?	And I thought this sub was pc
[You mean me?](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8holfg/maybe_selling_naked_calls_wasnt_such_a_good_idea/)	There was one months before you, but yes, yours is good as well
I'm drunk.	go home
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/	thats pretty ga
Definitely. Throw all your money at the known paper mills. Definitely profitable.	All in DDMFLN
Well yolo hard enough and you can retire this year	lol just by the next MOOOON shot. I'll by naked calls on margin.
yeah.. but like, for real, I'm starting to do that. There's plenty of time to YOLO after I've got some kind of safety net. You don't see Tony Hawk out there tryna throw 900's without pads. And if anybody is gonna try to say that Tony Hawk is a faggot... there will be blood.	It's funny we here use pads too. But not the same kind; the ones for when you shit yourself
Yeah but are you making any money? They're like... barely in the money and theta has probably been eating into your premium.	I'm very close. I have 30 contracts with 6.92 as B/E. It's hovering right there currently.
AMAT finna pop rite quick just wait	Sold some 6/1 $51.5 calls at peak for a 25&#37; gain, just bought in to 6/8 $51 calls when it slipped OTM for a quick sec. I NEED MUH TENDIES
I'm not trying to buy and hold her tart. Just a quick trade.	It's funny how people used to say the same thing about MU back in 2017 when the entire market was moving and that shit stayed at ~$44 cuz it was C Y C L I C A L
Holy fuck	people make mistakes at work all the time
Fuck you	What did I tell you man? I sold at the high
Hopefully!	and BOOM.
Can you explain that to me (or point me to a resource that does)? Why would it make sense to sell your ITM calls and buy OTM calls?	Let’s say MU spikes to $100 and I own 800 contracts of $50 strikes. My delta is $80k on invested capital of $4M at that point (excluding premium paid to keep it simple). If I sell and buy $110 strikes with all that money, the delays would be much higher due to the many more contracts I could purchase. Let’s say the premium is $10, so I could buy 4K contracts. Break even is $120 buy the delta might be about $200k to start vs the $80k it was before.
He made it work by coding his own client. Such dedication.	I should have spent time coding something rather than trading this month, it would have been more profitable.
How am I gonna retire at 25 with that strategy 😡	hard to retire at 25 when you're already 27 and broke as fuck
as soon as I commented this went to \-5.11&#37;. I think I have a gift	You and me both. I'm already down 10% since it listed yesterday morning. In true WSB fashion.
> 15.5k of $60 june puts bought when MU was at $45	Oh haha
If you're still long puts my condolences.. maybe next time get out before you get completely destroyed	Picked up some 6/1 $13.50 calls this morning, got out with a solid profit. Ate up a huge portion of my puts losses, enough where I can wait this out a little.
Can't tell if that pic is real or not.	Nah, it's obviously real. At first you could be deceived by the lack of orange complexion and the weight loss, but the RWBY cosplayer grabbing her eye like she just took a money shot from the God Emperor confirms the legitimacy of the photograph
Too late, just went all in Sears	Robinhood beta uprising

How are those 20 $61 calls you sold for .18 going for you? 400% loss? 500%? 600%?

It’S oNlY a LoSs If YoU sElL

on TD I'm seeing a $7 last that updates but the B/A is not updating

It's on the grey market. No level 2 quotes.

Read the BRK financials. He does; he sold long term index puts during/after the crisis and has made a shitload on them.

Word? Time to look into it

Do it, we'll sponsor you... by buying you a /r/WSB hat for you to wear. It will be great in future gifs on here.

I'm likely to play it this year....send me a patch I'd wear it.

Oh is it ???

was for me

September is a triple witching month.

You must believe in bad luck from seeing a black cat too.

The fuck is a Jorno

I can tell you that it is NOT delivery

Did he beat out shoe guy?

One rh guy did eat his flip flops though. I think he was long ge or something stupid

Can't you do like a few day trades per week and it's cool?

Yeah, but I used all mine on poorly thought out panic sells. Just gonna baghold essentially until it's up again

Its not possible to hit the ATH before your calls expire. Zoom out your chart to 2000.

Are you sure?

How's that DD worked out for you in the past 3 months?

The same as the past three years. Shorting mall retailers is the easiest money in this market.

No I think you're definitely right. The thing is, my brain knows that, but ignores it. I see I have $230 spending power and find an option that costs exactly that much. Either ITM ATM OTM or whatever. Just anything. I'm not good at this.

Maybe the worst strategy of all time

Thank you for this BTW. Already up 73% on my 06/01 $16 calls.

Damn. I looked at it but didn't do it. Made a little of puts early, but nowhere near 70%

I just puked

Hey a man has to get his tendies some how.

Probably should have waited until after earnings before jumping in. $MU is notorious for nose diving after beating expectations.

Its not really a short term play for me more of a buy and hold for the next 1-2 years at least. So itll be fine if it decides to dip for a few months. Now if I were trying to do an option play... things would be different.

we'll be like japan, rates will keep going down with many false starts. Unless you think demographics or technological deflation are reversible

Wait, what? If you're talking about an aging population and lower birth rate, that's not a big problem in the USA because of all the new Mexicans moving in and existing Mexicans making lots of babies. (yes, I'm calling all brown people Mexican for this discussion.)

[Respect](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuMthoAEXJk)

Hold still sir while I undo your belt buckle ...

Margin pressure at a discount store where you beat rev and miss on earnings is a real problem. In a normal market this would gap down significantly, in this market who the fuck knows?

It appears to be going down

How many people are you suing?!

Anyone who attempts to draw any sort of parallel between Tesla and Apple, for starters. If I read any more comparisons I may just start drooling due to brain damage.

Memorial day Jesus Christ

I remember Jesus every time a stock moons right after I sell. I’ll see him soon.

Look at the open interest , this will close around 60

Keep telling yourself that

It’S oNlY a LoSs If YoU sElL

Since he’s short them.. does that mean it was a lost from the start?

I'm likely to play it this year....send me a patch I'd wear it.

Are we making a team sponsored poker team? Cause im all in.

You must believe in bad luck from seeing a black cat too.

You are an idiot

What app is that?

grindr

gotem so good he doesn't have a comeback

he ded

Link?!

Don't have it, but just reminding myself of the post makes me laugh uncontrollably

Do you enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset?

No, the waves give me PTSD moving all sorts of up and down. I like straight upward lines.

ticker and I'll short it.

/ZTU8

fuckin' a man you need more than 'research'

Research not to make loads of money, but research as in getting started in the stock market.

If I had bought options I would have been margin called and completely broke in February.

You can't buy options on margin. Options give you more leverage than margin.

I said solid 5 figures. I ain't working at McDonald's. But it also isn't anything to brag about. Wasn't trying to humble brag or anything about $70 a year

I recently went from making 30K a year (for about 10 years) to $72K a year. I feel like a million bucks, so I guess it’s all relative.

Why would I give a shit if they have 'dominance' in the battery technology? That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Where do they get their “two year lead” then?

Positions?..

NVDA, GOOGle, OCSN, SYMC, sold NVDA puts

What's the concept?

fun hair colors

Not until DRAM demand starts to drop. And some dumb fuck analyst saying it \*will\* doesn't count. I need the hard numbers. Then I'll sell.

So holding through earnings and all? Maybe the pullback (if it happens) would be a good time to add to your position.

*muun

Ksp lurks

No, but I saw a European porn once with a really hot Snow White getting fucked by a bunch of dwarves.

sauce?

The one where the guy lost 1000%

[You mean me?](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8holfg/maybe_selling_naked_calls_wasnt_such_a_good_idea/)

Brooooo I live right by here!

Hi wanna split a deep dish and pretend like we've made successful trades in the last 4 months?

Make an ultimatum, like you'll tattoo 'I said $MU wouldn't hit $100 in 2 weeks and all I got was this stinking tattoo' on your face or get banned.

Well, that trick isn't working for the guy who offered the hand jobs for MU to 100 by Friday.

except a nice yacht will easily set you back a few nice beach houses

Except? So you’re saying I could have three nice beach houses? In the words of Pitbull, “if it flies, floats or fucks - rent it!”

F

R

*👏👏🏿👏🏻👏🏽👏🏾👏🏼

This mosaic of hands and skin colors touching each other is exactly why I stopped playing soccer

If you're ugly and straight then you didn't miss out on anything.

Truer words have never been spoken

Thank you for your replies!

I'm assuming here entered when he saw move down a lot in a short amount of time. I wasn't there but essentially a intraday mean reversion strategy.

Will other countries just let US curb stomp NK?

No, it would put us against China and Russia, not to mention destroy SK. Basically ww3, because as soon as we all popped off, the middle east would. #longoil

Good looking out. This sub is literally all memes right now, you actually trying to make some money.

learned so much here... don't want any autist to go hungry... tendies for all my fellow autists.

Companies used to treat employees like shit in the 1950s. The biggest difference to now is moving from blue collar to white collar work: people at the time complained of losing limbs for lack of safety equipment; people now complain about being extremely bored while sitting in front of a computer.

Tell that to the Amazon.com slaves that pee in pop bottles throughout the day.

yeah 4mph what a joke, you can do that with paddles easy, also that shit looks like the opposite of hydrodynamic

You expect me to paddle? What am I some kind of pleb?

Credit Suisse is the worst. They should all be jailed

Spotted the former xiv trader.

CNBC

honestly man, I hate how they show DOW 90% of the time on screen, who the hell cares about manufacturing

Ah a fellow Wumbologist.

The study of wumbo, come on it's first grade.

And.. what’s her problem with maths?

She must be rebelling against math for attention and profit

Wait, what? If you're talking about an aging population and lower birth rate, that's not a big problem in the USA because of all the new Mexicans moving in and existing Mexicans making lots of babies. (yes, I'm calling all brown people Mexican for this discussion.)

Source?

What was the thesis behind BAC FDs?

Lol, 'thesis'.

Coming from NYC area, what is a more accurate number? Also, what kind of engineers are we talking here? I assume software?

Both, Tesla is building cars but also trying to make them drive themselves.

REEEEEE

That's a br00tal breakdown right there

What’s your poison?

AMD and dick

I'm not advocating licking unwashed assholes.

And yet you're in this sub

Except? So you’re saying I could have three nice beach houses? In the words of Pitbull, “if it flies, floats or fucks - rent it!”

except why the fuck would you want 3-4 beach houses when you can have a yaaaachttt? 🤣🤣🤣

This is bullshit to the umpteenth degree!

Maybe he doesn’t have that much.

To themselves. They just don't want the rest of the package and stereotypes associated with it.

Wut? So they want to dress punk but not be punk. That's like me wanting to dress like a Nazi but not be one. Nah brah, I just like the sweet arm bands and I'm just expressing myself to myself.

I might have some bad news for these guys then..

i wouldnt call them capitalists either. more like faggotists

If you haven't tried it, Pequods is some damned good deep dish at a reasonable price. It's like 20-25 for a large pepperoni. The Clybourne (probbaly mispelled that) location gets super crowded though, so be ready for that, particularpy on the weekends

If you’re in the mood for some thin-crust shit there’s a [phenoms](https://www.google.com/search?q=spaccanapoli+chicago&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#lkt=LocalPoiAbout&trex=m_t:lcl_akp,rc_f:nav,rc_ludocids:12228711094983473926,rc_q:Spacca%2520Napoli%2520Pizzeria,ru_q:Spacca%2520Napoli%2520Pizzeria) place on the north side with some traditional Italian pizza.

A pay stub from the job I quit? What?

it's from the wolf of wall street

I cashed my calls out at 130% today. Because Robinhood’s gay rules make me wait a day before making another “high volatility trade” so, yeah, I’m cash.

Man get your equity up and bail ASAP

Google 'states without individual income taxes'

AKA 'states with super high property and sales tax rates, and also we charges sales tax on clothes and food and other essentials'

SEDG is a meme stock? Man ... I’ve been holding since $17.

It is now cuz I been buying calls on these dips

Still do, but used to, too.

Danni is an alien?

Due diligence

That doesn't even make any sense you fucking moron.

Wow, I thought it was going to be something interesting. Isn’t that only a $2000 loss?

> 15.5k of $60 june puts bought when MU was at $45

Coming summer 2018, Jason Bourne is *Bourne With Extra Chromosomes*

10/10 comments

Is this something for short-term call options or a bunch of shares

don't play options on small pharmas. they have no volume and you will get burnt.

You and me both, been looking for a good entry and this sell off with pump IV, sell em puts

Man, looks like the opportunity was missed already. We'll have to see what happens at the opening bell. Should have bought stock AH yesterday.

Or using the hair to draw attention away from other, more... noticeable aspects

Like tits

After a solid 3 days of trading derivatives, the government owes me $1 trillion US tendies

tfw the entire u.s. debt is owned by wsb

you should get a gopro and record all the explosions and extrusion failures, you could get some followers on YouTube off that

Im pretty sure that gets your ass fired in that line of work...

Tesla’s stock price is propped up by fanbois with Elon tattoos on their dicks. The company bleeds money like a stabbing victim and can’t meet even their most conservative production targets.

Post that on futurology and you will hear 'but the NEW FACTORY will make everything better'. Iirc the only advantage he holds atm is the car battery technology. All else can be produced by any big car company in no time.

Did he just assume their positions?

And I thought this sub was pc

[You mean me?](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8holfg/maybe_selling_naked_calls_wasnt_such_a_good_idea/)

There was one months before you, but yes, yours is good as well

I'm drunk.

go home

http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/

thats pretty ga

Definitely. Throw all your money at the known paper mills. Definitely profitable.

All in DDMFLN

Well yolo hard enough and you can retire this year

lol just by the next MOOOON shot. I'll by naked calls on margin.

yeah.. but like, for real, I'm starting to do that. There's plenty of time to YOLO after I've got some kind of safety net. You don't see Tony Hawk out there tryna throw 900's without pads. And if anybody is gonna try to say that Tony Hawk is a faggot... there will be blood.

It's funny we here use pads too. But not the same kind; the ones for when you shit yourself

Yeah but are you making any money? They're like... barely in the money and theta has probably been eating into your premium.

I'm very close. I have 30 contracts with 6.92 as B/E. It's hovering right there currently.

AMAT finna pop rite quick just wait

Sold some 6/1 $51.5 calls at peak for a 25&#37; gain, just bought in to 6/8 $51 calls when it slipped OTM for a quick sec. I NEED MUH TENDIES

I'm not trying to buy and hold her tart. Just a quick trade.

It's funny how people used to say the same thing about MU back in 2017 when the entire market was moving and that shit stayed at ~$44 cuz it was C Y C L I C A L

Holy fuck

people make mistakes at work all the time

Fuck you

What did I tell you man? I sold at the high

Hopefully!

and BOOM.

Can you explain that to me (or point me to a resource that does)? Why would it make sense to sell your ITM calls and buy OTM calls?

Let’s say MU spikes to $100 and I own 800 contracts of $50 strikes. My delta is $80k on invested capital of $4M at that point (excluding premium paid to keep it simple). If I sell and buy $110 strikes with all that money, the delays would be much higher due to the many more contracts I could purchase. Let’s say the premium is $10, so I could buy 4K contracts. Break even is $120 buy the delta might be about $200k to start vs the $80k it was before.

He made it work by coding his own client. Such dedication.

I should have spent time coding something rather than trading this month, it would have been more profitable.

How am I gonna retire at 25 with that strategy 😡

hard to retire at 25 when you're already 27 and broke as fuck

as soon as I commented this went to \-5.11&#37;. I think I have a gift

You and me both. I'm already down 10% since it listed yesterday morning. In true WSB fashion.

> 15.5k of $60 june puts bought when MU was at $45

Oh haha

If you're still long puts my condolences.. maybe next time get out before you get completely destroyed

Picked up some 6/1 $13.50 calls this morning, got out with a solid profit. Ate up a huge portion of my puts losses, enough where I can wait this out a little.

Can't tell if that pic is real or not.

Nah, it's obviously real. At first you could be deceived by the lack of orange complexion and the weight loss, but the RWBY cosplayer grabbing her eye like she just took a money shot from the God Emperor confirms the legitimacy of the photograph

Too late, just went all in Sears

Robinhood beta uprising