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Poor bastard... he ded	F
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/050614/introduction-dark-pools.asp	I thought Dark Pools were created in order to prevent high frequency traders from running up security prices when they saw large institutional buys coming in? Is investopedia incorrect?
Anyone know why the CNN site for futures is showing the cumulative gains from yesterday and today?	Cucked News Network
I assume aiming for numbers like 399 instead of 400	Metaphorically, yes
yep good point. if it's not what it was, then it'll be what it's going to be.	How is it ever going to be what it never was
H	A
Should be Amazon then	But AAPL has two A's right at the beginning
H	T
Wow, lots of mis info here. The news is that that they SHIPPED some low volume of the next generation chip they’ve been working. It’s not news that they were working on it, we knew that already. This is the last technology step they are collaborating on, They announced a few months back that they’re going different ways on the node after this one.	It doesn’t help that CNBC is using the news as a “deal” to pimp INTC, shameless shills
O	T
I got 6/1 calls I hope it keeps going up	Jan 2020 $120 calls looking good right now
Like a true autist.	Turns out I'm just a retart, thought it was luluroe.
prolly too late to get in tbh	Electric charging stations aren't even close to saturating the market though. Lot of room to grow.
Might go up, might go down, might go sideways	This guy analyzes.
This guy understands	You have to
Yea I noticed. I need to stop watching the ticker...	It’s coming back up. Don’t have weak hands. We definitely might break 60 today
Not much at this point since they just had the analyst day	Yea, maybe some analysts will wait until after earnings for upgrades too. Kind of lame reaction to them basically betting that the cycle is over, bond rating upgrade, earnings beyond the most optimistic estimates... I thought this wouldn’t be treated as incremental news, but a reason for revaluation. Whatever, can’t complain about 8% on top of a huge rally. Any options plays you find particularly attractive?
Faggot delights?	No dummy, financial dictionaries.
You can make up for it with the garbage it will pull today, just be patient and watch, then pounce on opportunity.	Made it back and more!
70/ August. And no, I bought what I budget allowed me to	Don't listen to him. Play the smart moves.
I was last week on CSCO earnings calls. YOLO'd the whole portfolio... had to add more dollars to keep playing.	I can crash ANET or CSCO just buy buying shares. It's my superpower.
Fuck you	Oil has fucked me harder than I can tell. This is my first time “playing it righ”. I fully expected the puts to expire worthless.
Why would it dip when that isn't even a for sure. I hate this shit.	I don't know. The market is permanently retarded.
I'm sure we could crowd fund his tat. I got 5 on it.	Fuck it, I'm in.
same. I had calls and stock, closed/sold everything at 60.22. I might get back in if it dips this week.	Dumped all my load into V, will pull it out to play MU if it dips as well. I'm expecting at least one more dip before earnings
Ban	Plz no. I need this karma.
Somehow he was right.	I am a TA god
Ban him	No u
I got a SPY call vertical. I'm up $2 right now	I don't know what that means but SPY is red and my put is up $22
Wait wouldn’t you buy a put if it’s constantly going down?	Well the assumption is that if the persons ass is bleeding then it's already gone down/up much more than one would anticipate. In reality, it's still just random. All it means is I'll lose less money than the last person.
And OP is 110% faggot confirmed.	Agree
Making profitable vehicles while Tesla turns into a battery supplier?	Honestly, that might be a great fucking pivot
I dont give a fuck about options. They dont exist as far as I'm concerned. I dont buy options, use leverage, or short. Keeping it nice and simple.	You are a fag. Enjoy your yacht at 65 while the rest of us are poor our entire existence.
TAT OR BAN. TAT OR BAN. TAT OR BAN.	TAT OR BAN. TAT OR BAN. TAT OR BAN.
Cramer is such a faggot its truly amazing.	One feg to rule them all
When did you buy them? I'm up 90% on mine.	bought the day after last earnings as it was tanking (i think SP was around 54.8).
$60 was the heavier resistance, smooth sailing tho the muun from here	O rly
Petition to rename it stonks	LONG change.com
Y'all are cold!! I guess failure is the best teacher...	Monkey Uncles
after tonight it should Cramer on his knees in front of Sanjay	Ah yes the best outcome
Just more of why I am sorry. Like the skip bayless of stocks.	damn the skip bayless analogy is on point!
Couple dudes burned to death when they couldn't get out because their 'cool' electronic locks failed and the door wouldn't open.	happened in switzerland as well, shortly after that incident in FL
Or he lost money because he was busy making gifs...	Or he ran out of money to lose
It's a profitable business	It has been sayed.
Holy shit is that Willy Wonka?	Young Frankenstein
How much is an average price for a banana? I have no idea.	How much could one possibly cost? $3?
I actually managed to eke out a little profit in the end. Not worth turning my ass hairs white tho	I did same think but sold earlier lost a thousand fucking sucked
The only thing you should do to prepare for future volatility is buy a space suit.	If your body isn’t used to zero g, things can get pretty volatile.
Lol red Robin is hott	Dumpsterfire
That was my first inclination too, but man, the barrier to entry is now as low as it could possibly be. The real bubble may not have even really started yet. Every day, thousands of tarded kids with smartphones are entering the market. What happens when RobinHood becomes the next Snapchat social media fad that all these vapid fucks get obsessed with? What a time.	RemindMe! 5 years
We are faggots! Bum-budda-bum-bum-bum!	Witness me!
well... he never actually had any money in the account apparently, so... percent loss is undefined. brutal. started with nothing, now he's got even less.	Started from the bottom now we're [even lower]
Lol Jordan Belfort wasn't even a trader or investor. Congrats on coming to WSB and somehow managing to lower the average intelligence level	He's trying to fight autism with autism. Bold strategy, let's see how it plays out.
nah brah, GE's back.	So buy more puts is what you're really saying.
F	A
It absolutely is not jason bourne	It's barely Jay Born from Missouri
Commies want to line both us and the libs up against the wall and shoot us all	Naw, commies shoot us and the liberals starve to dead after the 'successful' revolution
Bought $450 calls by mistake, no ragrets.	Well done faggot
damn the skip bayless analogy is on point!	If you listen closely, do you hear Skip, or Stephen A?
my address?	Too good, cumbreath. Gold for your deeds
That aged well. Also the stock is down -8.63% ytd...so I guess my bitching and moaning is working ?	Whatever, I still think you're a bitch.
Was that a good book? I’ve heard good things.	The trilogy is freaking amazing. I loved it. The second and third books are even better... Probably the best trilogy I've ever read, and I've read the entire Space Odyssey trilogy and the Baroque Cycle by Neal Stephenson.
Oh you mean this costs real money?	I thought Robinhood was just like Fantasy Football.
Implying 99.99% of WSB isn’t at full day trade margin every single day.	*margin day trade on options
Did not know this. Thanks.	Me too thanks
I just bought TCEHY a couple days ago. Why does this keep happening to me?	Same. Lets make a support group?
Only thing I’m finding is worries the NK/USA summit might not happen. No clue, but if futures don’t start pulling back up it’s going to be an ugly open for me.	[Trump.. 😓](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/23/futures-point-to-a-triple-digit-loss-at-the-open-after-trump-plays-down-optimism-on-china-trade-talks.html)
Can an autistic person give consent? Autistic adult?	Get an autistic tattoo artist, they'll cancel each other out.
Lmao will do, I’m holding AMAT calls and shares	Thanks for the jinx, now AMAT will trade sideways like a dog for 6 months
Buy some right now	I'm waiting until the pullback after earnings.
Imagine thinking WSB is a place where you learn to trade lmfao	Not learn but get a basic idea of what trading is in general. I know this is a meme sub but still it's funny and at the same time related to trade.
If Iran could produce more they would be already.	Sanctions are hurting their access to western oilfield technology.
But if it's broken in such a way that its period is still 24h but it's ahead or behind by some amount then it will never be right.	The leap seconds will get it eventually
Been holding since February, but I think I would've had a heart attack when it started dropping into mid 40s last month if I was 100% MU	Stop thinking with your heart and think with your head.
It's almost like he has no fucking clue wtf he's talking about	...almost?
It bottomed pretty hard, I don’t see it going anywhere but up.	famous last words
Eww you actually rent out your apartment buildings? I keep mine empty and use there depreciation to avoid capital gains.	Good idea
I bought and sold NVDA weeklies twice today for a quick $1200 in 20 minutes... just buy the dip	Question form a dumbass cuck: if it fell after you bought it, no clean exit point, would you hold overnight or get out at close?
Will do what’s your number	8675309
It’s a shit company. I posted a nice list for you in your weedstocks post. But mpx ianthus are top two.	Thanks. Just looking for some perspective.
AFAIK, a call can be exercised at any time. Might not make sense to, but you certainly can	I could be wrong, I don’t know shit
Well.... Did they 'rip his ass' bro?	No they just lightly patted it.
Only 300 shares though :/ I was new to investing	I got in at $4.20 no joke. Only 120 shares tho. But it was a giant risk at that time, couldn't have known
Lube up.... Honestly, I think its going to trend down, but I don't know if well see $92 today	Helli dont want $92 i would be happy with $93. i bought some more when it was at 94.50 so will see need .79 on the 93 puts to break even. so if it has a good swing down. i think i will be alright,. I also got a few puts for next week at 95 and 96 as a safer put. Will see
Source on their cells now?	You're thinking of when they started the joint venture Gigafactory with Panasonic. That was in 2014.
The difference is that people actually like shopping at Target.	And there's always a ton of hot moms there. You know what, you're right. YOLO TGT.
I invest in water. Have hella.	I invest in dirt. Got it buried in the backyard.
What’s good about it?	Dude, this is WSB. When there is a post about the stock, we just buy. No need to think.
Ahah AHahaha.	What?
Does the US not have an accreditation system for engineering degrees or are you just making shit up?	Sorry, forgot the /s
We all know you just deposited more money, you this we are autistic here? Nice try fag	https://imgur.com/XUpr0hi
Yes i do.. Gary bettmen	Username checks out, faggot
Where were you last week?	Had a few calls but missed out because I expected the market to react to the investor event like an earnings beat (by going down). I should have inversed myself...
It could also move sideways I believe!	Big if true
Yeah realized that I inverted it in the title as soon as I posted it	You fucking idiot
Fucking DIS man. Bought a handful of 6/5 107c last week. Dumped them fo a 20% loss yesterday after the morning spike. Was down 70% on them.	About to take 100% loss on wmt calls in a couple weeks. A 20% pop could be helpful...amzn, please buy wmt
+1	\-2
If it hits $70 next month and I close all my July's, I'm thinking about not rolling them to 2019 right away this time. Gonna wait for a fat dip this time, possibly after ER.	I’d do half immediately and save the other half for a big drop. If the drop doesn’t happen, maybe I’d invest in a second company!
Sorry. I don't know any of that smart guy stuff like numbers and cash flow. I just wanted to contribute so I brought up the thing I understand the best- tweets and shitposting	That kind of shit is reserved for R/Robinhood
I'll probably look into this in Friday after MMs are done for this week	It should be at least 2 bucks lower or higher by a very conservative estimate on Friday. This ascending triangle held up while market got raped today, so I'd give it a fair bit of credibility

Poor bastard... he ded

F

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/markets/050614/introduction-dark-pools.asp

I thought Dark Pools were created in order to prevent high frequency traders from running up security prices when they saw large institutional buys coming in? Is investopedia incorrect?

Anyone know why the CNN site for futures is showing the cumulative gains from yesterday and today?

Cucked News Network

I assume aiming for numbers like 399 instead of 400

Metaphorically, yes

yep good point. if it's not what it was, then it'll be what it's going to be.

How is it ever going to be what it never was

H

A

Should be Amazon then

But AAPL has two A's right at the beginning

H

T

Wow, lots of mis info here. The news is that that they SHIPPED some low volume of the next generation chip they’ve been working. It’s not news that they were working on it, we knew that already. This is the last technology step they are collaborating on, They announced a few months back that they’re going different ways on the node after this one.

It doesn’t help that CNBC is using the news as a “deal” to pimp INTC, shameless shills

O

T

I got 6/1 calls I hope it keeps going up

Jan 2020 $120 calls looking good right now

Like a true autist.

Turns out I'm just a retart, thought it was luluroe.

prolly too late to get in tbh

Electric charging stations aren't even close to saturating the market though. Lot of room to grow.

Might go up, might go down, might go sideways

This guy analyzes.

This guy understands

You have to

Yea I noticed. I need to stop watching the ticker...

It’s coming back up. Don’t have weak hands. We definitely might break 60 today

Not much at this point since they just had the analyst day

Yea, maybe some analysts will wait until after earnings for upgrades too. Kind of lame reaction to them basically betting that the cycle is over, bond rating upgrade, earnings beyond the most optimistic estimates... I thought this wouldn’t be treated as incremental news, but a reason for revaluation. Whatever, can’t complain about 8% on top of a huge rally. Any options plays you find particularly attractive?

Faggot delights?

No dummy, financial dictionaries.

You can make up for it with the garbage it will pull today, just be patient and watch, then pounce on opportunity.

Made it back and more!

70/ August. And no, I bought what I budget allowed me to

Don't listen to him. Play the smart moves.

I was last week on CSCO earnings calls. YOLO'd the whole portfolio... had to add more dollars to keep playing.

I can crash ANET or CSCO just buy buying shares. It's my superpower.

Fuck you

Oil has fucked me harder than I can tell. This is my first time “playing it righ”. I fully expected the puts to expire worthless.

Why would it dip when that isn't even a for sure. I hate this shit.

I don't know. The market is permanently retarded.

I'm sure we could crowd fund his tat. I got 5 on it.

Fuck it, I'm in.

same. I had calls and stock, closed/sold everything at 60.22. I might get back in if it dips this week.

Dumped all my load into V, will pull it out to play MU if it dips as well. I'm expecting at least one more dip before earnings

Ban

Plz no. I need this karma.

Somehow he was right.

I am a TA god

Ban him

No u

I got a SPY call vertical. I'm up $2 right now

I don't know what that means but SPY is red and my put is up $22

Wait wouldn’t you buy a put if it’s constantly going down?

Well the assumption is that if the persons ass is bleeding then it's already gone down/up much more than one would anticipate. In reality, it's still just random. All it means is I'll lose less money than the last person.

And OP is 110% faggot confirmed.

Agree

Making profitable vehicles while Tesla turns into a battery supplier?

Honestly, that might be a great fucking pivot

I dont give a fuck about options. They dont exist as far as I'm concerned. I dont buy options, use leverage, or short. Keeping it nice and simple.

You are a fag. Enjoy your yacht at 65 while the rest of us are poor our entire existence.

TAT OR BAN. TAT OR BAN. TAT OR BAN.

Cramer is such a faggot its truly amazing.

One feg to rule them all

When did you buy them? I'm up 90% on mine.

bought the day after last earnings as it was tanking (i think SP was around 54.8).

$60 was the heavier resistance, smooth sailing tho the muun from here

O rly

Petition to rename it stonks

LONG change.com

Y'all are cold!! I guess failure is the best teacher...

Monkey Uncles

after tonight it should Cramer on his knees in front of Sanjay

Ah yes the best outcome

Just more of why I am sorry. Like the skip bayless of stocks.

damn the skip bayless analogy is on point!

Couple dudes burned to death when they couldn't get out because their 'cool' electronic locks failed and the door wouldn't open.

happened in switzerland as well, shortly after that incident in FL

Or he lost money because he was busy making gifs...

Or he ran out of money to lose

It's a profitable business

It has been sayed.

Holy shit is that Willy Wonka?

Young Frankenstein

How much is an average price for a banana? I have no idea.

How much could one possibly cost? $3?

I actually managed to eke out a little profit in the end. Not worth turning my ass hairs white tho

I did same think but sold earlier lost a thousand fucking sucked

The only thing you should do to prepare for future volatility is buy a space suit.

If your body isn’t used to zero g, things can get pretty volatile.

Lol red Robin is hott

Dumpsterfire

That was my first inclination too, but man, the barrier to entry is now as low as it could possibly be. The real bubble may not have even really started yet. Every day, thousands of tarded kids with smartphones are entering the market. What happens when RobinHood becomes the next Snapchat social media fad that all these vapid fucks get obsessed with? What a time.

RemindMe! 5 years

We are faggots! Bum-budda-bum-bum-bum!

Witness me!

well... he never actually had any money in the account apparently, so... percent loss is undefined. brutal. started with nothing, now he's got even less.

Started from the bottom now we're [even lower]

Lol Jordan Belfort wasn't even a trader or investor. Congrats on coming to WSB and somehow managing to lower the average intelligence level

He's trying to fight autism with autism. Bold strategy, let's see how it plays out.

nah brah, GE's back.

So buy more puts is what you're really saying.

F

A

It absolutely is not jason bourne

It's barely Jay Born from Missouri

Commies want to line both us and the libs up against the wall and shoot us all

Naw, commies shoot us and the liberals starve to dead after the 'successful' revolution

Bought $450 calls by mistake, no ragrets.

Well done faggot

damn the skip bayless analogy is on point!

If you listen closely, do you hear Skip, or Stephen A?

my address?

Too good, cumbreath. Gold for your deeds

That aged well. Also the stock is down -8.63% ytd...so I guess my bitching and moaning is working ?

Whatever, I still think you're a bitch.

Was that a good book? I’ve heard good things.

The trilogy is freaking amazing. I loved it. The second and third books are even better... Probably the best trilogy I've ever read, and I've read the entire Space Odyssey trilogy and the Baroque Cycle by Neal Stephenson.

Oh you mean this costs real money?

I thought Robinhood was just like Fantasy Football.

Implying 99.99% of WSB isn’t at full day trade margin every single day.

*margin day trade on options

Did not know this. Thanks.

Me too thanks

I just bought TCEHY a couple days ago. Why does this keep happening to me?

Same. Lets make a support group?

Only thing I’m finding is worries the NK/USA summit might not happen. No clue, but if futures don’t start pulling back up it’s going to be an ugly open for me.

[Trump.. 😓](https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/23/futures-point-to-a-triple-digit-loss-at-the-open-after-trump-plays-down-optimism-on-china-trade-talks.html)

Can an autistic person give consent? Autistic adult?

Get an autistic tattoo artist, they'll cancel each other out.

Lmao will do, I’m holding AMAT calls and shares

Thanks for the jinx, now AMAT will trade sideways like a dog for 6 months

Buy some right now

I'm waiting until the pullback after earnings.

Imagine thinking WSB is a place where you learn to trade lmfao

Not learn but get a basic idea of what trading is in general. I know this is a meme sub but still it's funny and at the same time related to trade.

If Iran could produce more they would be already.

Sanctions are hurting their access to western oilfield technology.

But if it's broken in such a way that its period is still 24h but it's ahead or behind by some amount then it will never be right.

The leap seconds will get it eventually

Been holding since February, but I think I would've had a heart attack when it started dropping into mid 40s last month if I was 100% MU

Stop thinking with your heart and think with your head.

It's almost like he has no fucking clue wtf he's talking about

...*almost?*

It bottomed pretty hard, I don’t see it going anywhere but up.

famous last words

Eww you actually rent out your apartment buildings? I keep mine empty and use there depreciation to avoid capital gains.

Good idea

I bought and sold NVDA weeklies twice today for a quick $1200 in 20 minutes... just buy the dip

Question form a dumbass cuck: if it fell after you bought it, no clean exit point, would you hold overnight or get out at close?

Will do what’s your number

8675309

It’s a shit company. I posted a nice list for you in your weedstocks post. But mpx ianthus are top two.

Thanks. Just looking for some perspective.

AFAIK, a call can be exercised at any time. Might not make sense to, but you certainly can

I could be wrong, I don’t know shit

Well.... Did they 'rip his ass' bro?

No they just lightly patted it.

Only 300 shares though :/ I was new to investing

I got in at $4.20 no joke. Only 120 shares tho. But it was a giant risk at that time, couldn't have known

Lube up.... Honestly, I think its going to trend down, but I don't know if well see $92 today

Helli dont want $92 i would be happy with $93. i bought some more when it was at 94.50 so will see need .79 on the 93 puts to break even. so if it has a good swing down. i think i will be alright,. I also got a few puts for next week at 95 and 96 as a safer put. Will see

Source on their cells now?

You're thinking of when they started the joint venture Gigafactory with Panasonic. That was in 2014.

The difference is that people actually like shopping at Target.

And there's always a ton of hot moms there. You know what, you're right. YOLO TGT.

I invest in water. Have hella.

I invest in dirt. Got it buried in the backyard.

What’s good about it?

Dude, this is WSB. When there is a post about the stock, we just buy. No need to think.

Ahah AHahaha.

What?

Does the US not have an accreditation system for engineering degrees or are you just making shit up?

Sorry, forgot the /s

We all know you just deposited more money, you this we are autistic here? Nice try fag

https://imgur.com/XUpr0hi

Yes i do.. Gary bettmen

Username checks out, faggot

Where were you last week?

Had a few calls but missed out because I expected the market to react to the investor event like an earnings beat (by going down). I should have inversed myself...

It could also move sideways I believe!

Big if true

Yeah realized that I inverted it in the title as soon as I posted it

You fucking idiot

Fucking DIS man. Bought a handful of 6/5 107c last week. Dumped them fo a 20% loss yesterday after the morning spike. Was down 70% on them.

About to take 100% loss on wmt calls in a couple weeks. A 20% pop could be helpful...amzn, please buy wmt

+1

\-2

If it hits $70 next month and I close all my July's, I'm thinking about not rolling them to 2019 right away this time. Gonna wait for a fat dip this time, possibly after ER.

I’d do half immediately and save the other half for a big drop. If the drop doesn’t happen, maybe I’d invest in a second company!

Sorry. I don't know any of that smart guy stuff like numbers and cash flow. I just wanted to contribute so I brought up the thing I understand the best- tweets and shitposting

That kind of shit is reserved for R/Robinhood

I'll probably look into this in Friday after MMs are done for this week

It should be at least 2 bucks lower or higher by a very conservative estimate on Friday. This ascending triangle held up while market got raped today, so I'd give it a fair bit of credibility