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Mostly left wing snootiness.
Not like there's plenty of Southern arrogance when it comes to outsiders.
Probably secretly started with dad’s 5 million
Then got a job at his Dad's company.
Are you trolling or legit think that what you're doing is a viable market trading strategy? WSB has melted my brain and I can't tell who is serious and who is an asshole anymore.
Eh? Everyone is an asshole.
Maybe I'm just overthinking a pretty basic options strategy
No you would just lose money. Google “theta decay” for an explanation of why people don’t do this.
And if you start a cash account without margin you can't convert it to a margin account. You have to start with margin from the get-go. So in my case I'm soon going to have a fifth account.
If you have a cash account, you can just simply open a margin with them also and they will be “interlinked” very easy to switch between the two on brokerage interface. I used to like to use the cash acc to day trade, but only do spreads now.
Show us the chart!!! That'd be fun..
https://ibb.co/tH3Tk62
Shares catch every wave, puts are insurance
Rouge waves ^tm
This would be better than the RH infinite money hack
CPAs around the world: *gUh*
nah nah.. look at the last image.. he is one of us - guy was way down a few weeks ago.
Thank you for the recognition, my dude.
I like video poker. I was talking to the boss at Foxwoods casino in Connecticut and he said they make 90% of their profit off the slots. So it’s like penny stocks for gamblers.
Literally like penny stocks for gamblers, but in this case, the “traders” either have bad BO or slouch down in their chair, chain rip butts, and have their money oxygen tanks in tow!
Bro I fucking wish he gave me spy puts cause he loves to see me lose tendies
It's not a loss until you lock it in you ape
So what do I do? Hit up customer support and be like ' I own shares of BRK A/B'? And then what?
Yes and ask for a discount. They will refund some amount of ur policy. It’s risk free money
yeah, fat racist white people...
I think you may be in the wrong sub. /r/politics is that way.
Amateur, using your real identity
Hey, my name rhymes with 'Atrick Oornloom'
Call it WNKA.
“You get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!”
Page 1 is going to be signed. One page of many.
We're making progress on Page 2. We had a beautiful phone call. It was perfect, really.
It’s an insurance company now
What insurance u stupid fuck
I have 4 accounts. In terms of basic UI, it's RH by a mile honestably.
For real. I use ToS to trade but RH to mess around and look at stock/options.
Elon’s favor weather formation? Mesohigh.
WSB's favorite weather formation? Mesohorney.
/NQ /YM /RTY usually use whichever seems the most depressed. I could use the weekly options and sometimes I do but I just like the futures. I’m an autist 🤣
Yea that’s what i was saying, weekly /ES options if you had the capital. Get a little extra cash squeezed out.
I am up 400% on my AMD. When was TSLA $100?
When your dealing with options, you care about how many dollars the stock is up, not percent. WSB doesn't trade stocks
I had low expectations but thought it ended up being pretty solid
Will wait and download bluray rip from the interwebs.
every rich person sees the next tier of ultra wealth as wealthy, and themselves as average...theres always someone who is going to see my rediculously nice life as poor and struggling....maybe make some friends in east bay and drop the millionaire friends and youll feel more lux
Bro, you used the word luxury
Never loads properly on mobile, the live betting is super glitchy, they charge large fees on your deposits, they're chinks, etc.
fuckin chinks
No theta decay with ES and lots more leverage, just handle 1 contract at a time. Try the mini or micro
True. Do you think it's best to start during the active hours? I'm just not sure what I do with SPY will work with ES, I don't look at order flow or volume at all for example but assume that's pretty important with ES.
That was a rough time. Nobody felt happy then.
*except for the retards including me who FD’d a couple hundred dollars to fucking 20 racks that month on spy puts
Yes.
Who knew I was gaining from my YOLO losses...
Middle class has shrunk, but if you look at the data the majority of the decrease is from middle class going into upper middle class. Don’t just read headlines. Think critically, Trump will probably win 2020 and we’ll get 4 more years of a strong economy. Also, if you truly hate trump there’s a saying “time in the market beats timing the market”.
Lmao no, that's not even remotely true. None of it
It is the way
I have spoken.
They literally can, it's called printing money. Although it's probably going to destroy the economy.
Right, I understand that (and it will destroy the economy). It’s the oversimplification of control c that made me lol.
You smoking penicillin? Math and stats that’s all!
Shit. I think I found my next drug. Fucking penicillin
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People are saying the holiday tickets will save the day on stock twits when frozen 2 didn't make the stock move.
Quite possibly, but the media isn’t swarming to defend this one. They toned down the SJW shit (from my understanding) so now it’s just a dumb flick, not a dumb flick with a political agenda that the media can praise as sacrosanct. But I’m new to this, so I could be wrong.
Sauce it up
Do too much
The 'hi, I'm Eric' bit is pretty dumb tbh.
But that Assange underground parking skit was hilarious!
There is no point in saying Trump is retarded. We all know it. But it's a dumb point to make.
I'm gonna keep saying it until he's no longer alive, and then I'll be saying Trump was retarded. Because it's true.
Then you've lived quite the cute, sheltered life.
Funny words from the guy who assumes everyone would get checked out after being run over by a car.
AITM, FOLD, SRNE
And the strikes for each? I’m totally clueless on Bio plays but they’ve been hitting all year
Are you talking about sexuality or happiness?
They’re the same.
Fake money won’t stop. It’s not QE. It’s adding “liquidity to the markets”
Has this ever been done like this before? What will the fallout look like?
Of course. I wouldn’t be stupid enough to bet against volatility going into the uncertainty of 2020.
Well, wasn't sure what with that username 😉
That sounds very interesting. What is the source for this?
Interactive brokers insiders purchases and sales. 201k bought from 5 insiders on 12/12 and 200k purchased from a different insider 12/02.
You can come from gen z so no thanks to da boomers.
You apparently don't have much of a family tree.
Also US real estate equity is worth $32T
32T of debt?
Who the fuck is this guy?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cloOJMNjNE&t=10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cloOJMNjNE&t=10)
Yeah and if the video comes down it will fuel even more speculation. Fact that comments are closed and the date of the video makes everything a bit more questionable.
Could this be classified as market manipulation even if it is untrue. Seeing as he most likely has a position in acb?
Congrats. The Chinese have your dick pics now.
Nice, maybe they can make me a cheaper bigger one
My gf doesn't do that and doesn't know but I'm tempted to give it a shot not with the gf.
Do it you might like it but chances are after you squirt you'll feel really dirty so maybe have some Billy Graham qued up on the tv
And give some of it to us on your way out.
Perhaps you could bulk purchase reddit golds 59,000 golds would be legendary.
I was drunk and there was a mistletoe
So you straight up let a guy fuck your ass because you're under a mistletoe
Went to pick up Chinese for dinner. Strip mall parking lot.
Could you tell us what happened before and after you got hit?
I remember a quote about China-U.S. relations when they asked various world leaders about who they would ally with, it went something like— “don’t ask us to choose between China and the US. You won’t like the answer”
nobody is siding with china you dumb motherfucker...
What's 5% of negative 230k? My calculator is confused.
you would owe 11500 if negative is shorting.
On a long enough time line all things end
yeah.. stocks drop a little some times. some times alot. but they always go higher. :D
GUH
DUH
Thank you for the recognition, my dude.
$TSLA 420.69 calls saved your ass huh?
I texted my fiance a screenshot of my 3k gain over the last month and she didn't even reply
LOL don’t marry her it’ll end in divorce, say bye to half your tendies.
Nope. Almost exclusively SPX and QQQ
What platform? If I could ask. For positive reasons!
So is Robinhood bad? I downloaded it two days ago
Yeah just start with TD ameritrade and u won’t miss robinhood
It is likely the biggest in real terms as well, eyeballing the numbers.
Assuming this is what he meant and this is a stretch as he only lists one number 3.4, it's even worse as there was only 1 year in the last 20 that wasn't 'the biggest in history'
idk some Argentinian bonds have great yields, I'm thinking of going all in on some 100 year bonds and holding to maturity. People here rag on bonds, but sovereign debt is risk-free and has great returns.
Except Argentina is a shithole and the economy keeps collapsing every 10 years
5G can't penetrate solid objects, or Windows with UV tint (aka all windows in apartment buildings)
5G has a few different frequencies it can use, the lower ones penetrate just fine.
Ya like every one of the highest ever metrics Trump uses
We may soon reach 2020 which will be the biggest year on record, like ever
Ride the wave and make money. Bitches riding that bear train way too hard.
When this comes back around you're welcome to take a loan from me.
You don't collect the dividend with calls is his point I think
Ah that makes sense
Sounds great until you get Lyme's disease.
I think it's just Lyme disease. A while ago I was reading on how to prevent it and the suggestions are hilarious.
I got a $2k check dropping that into Coke calls based on that YouTube vid some dude just linked EZ money
EZ inverse. Buying puts for Jan 2019
They reduced the deficit but there was still a deficit under both of them.
“They reduced the debt but not all of it so therefore they are as worthless as the republicans”
Jesus, Morpheus, that was deep.
W H O A
That was still a liquidity issue more than anything else. The '07 panics seem to be running on a 100yr cycle. They are different than depressions.
Yeah it had nothing to do with sub prime lending and corrupt bond ratings
I think 45 is a worthless piece of horse shit or simply the Anti Christ
Troll account? Lol
I am actually thinking to buy some put as insurance
Never a bad idea
And I'll blame the bald weird blind guy if you guys blame me. Perfect
‘Blames the Blind People’ - Flair
this interests me, do you have a source?
https://www.google.com/search?q=who+holds+us+debt&oq=who+holds+&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i57j0l6.1077j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Lmao no, that's not even remotely true. None of it
It is, middle class has shrunk, upper middle class has increased.
We may soon reach 2020 which will be the biggest year on record, like ever
Thanks Trump!
What's your car of choice then?
Toyota hi lux
5G has a few different frequencies it can use, the lower ones penetrate just fine.
My pp can penetrate ur mom just fine too
Except Argentina is a shithole and the economy keeps collapsing every 10 years
I don't know which one of us has had one too many vaccines.
Donnie and Xi will take care of it when they are done watching home alone 2
Good movie, I don't blame em
But they've learned their lesson, now they won't lie or hire pumpers.
All done frauding the suckers. Definitely not gonna trick any more clowns into buying their stock
My dick runs deep, so deep, so deep put her ass to sleep.
Ice Cube reference?
ACB launching new beverage on jan 1st. This is current and I’m expecting a big pop at opening bell.
Do you have a source?
When do you start your 90 day ban?
Didn’t get one, candle was red.
Not with level four. The buying power reduction would be a couple thousand, not the full cost of 100 shares. Leverage is a beautiful (and dangerous) thing.
That’s news to me. I’m level four but selling naked options still hits my borrowing power hard. In either case, OP doesn’t know the difference between a put and a call, so I’m assuming he’s not level 4.
buy the rumor sell the news
I sold my newstand for a bar what now
Buy litecoin
Sigh. You people are still around?
Right on brother. I’ll hold with you. Let’s get those tendies.
I would suggest to cash out 10..and hold 5.. in an unlikely event that we tank..you can atleast make some profits..then again your choice...always safe than be sorry
I was told that orders will be nulled if you bought anything around 2$ because it is around 2.15$ right now. Is this true
If you put in a limit order on equity it wouldn't fill since no one would be selling at $2, but the strike price for calls doesn't directly determine at what price you're buying.
have a sizeable stock position at $2avg so I'll probably just let that play out but the jan 17 $2 below looks like a decent option
How high do you think the stock will go now?
Yeah it had nothing to do with sub prime lending and corrupt bond ratings
And none of that would have been catastrophic for the economy absent the liquidity impacts.
Whoops! Looks like you have a deep case of tardrage. Might want to get that checked out
Try reading the financials. Top line revenue decreased YoY last quarter. It will be lower again this quarter, year over year.
If you had $12 calls from before the ER they are up 10000%
Holy fuck 😂
Why not just buy the stock instead.of the option?
Because you want the quick tendies we aren't here to play the sensible long game
You here from stocktwits?
Stocktits 😏
If he’s blind, how could he use the 3D printer?
If he's blind, how could he know the bottle cap was black?
Can you explain how credit spread work , asking for a friend
Sell a call a bit out of the money and buy a call one strike further, creating a credit to your account. The reward is the difference between premiums and the risk is the difference between strikes minus the premiums. Once you are credited the amount, you want the options to expire worthless (which I am phenomenal at choosing options that expire worthless). Time is now on your side with credit spreads.
Are they ban from YouTube?
I think they ban from internet
What strike/expiration?
325 12/31. If you have the funding I'd grab 323 anytime early January. Look to resell it high.
u dead
Yea i got out at a 5% loss, shorted gold for the money back lol