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Y tho? What was the catalyst? 3700% profit on a blue chip stock on Christmas week with no events is pretty impressive.
I lost $10 so far, that's 2 tendie meals down the drain :(
Settle down tubby.
Dec 19th
Why the fuck did you buy this though? How do I recognize these opportunities? 🤔🤔🤔
Fuck. I was beginning to understand but I well, so what if you dont have the stocks, do they margin call you and make you buy those and sell them? (is that right?) Feel like a retard trying to grasp this shit for a week already but I heard shit can hit the fan on bad calls/puts - I dont wanna be a pussy but I don't wanna lose 10k like the flick of a finger.
If you don't know what your doing only buy to open and sell to close. Don't sell to open anything.
In reality you’re probably the 2nd. I know they banned Ken White, aka Popehat, a former federal prosecutor.
Why was he banned lmao
What's a bloomberg
I don't know, but it doesn't matter anymore: long bloomberg.
Theres the sell puts retard
I sold puts today. 😬
oooo weee
I love you
Look man, this sub gets too much publicity in news articles and law firms.
Tesla bro... Autopilot...
They destroyed longs too when they announced the company was filing bankruptcy according to you (I don't know about RAD)
Yeah sure, but nobody **wants** longs to fail.. everyone **hates** shorts.. unless you are one..
Now why would gold be moving upward if we have such a vibrant market?
not QE makes moneys go every where. SPY up, VIX up, commodities up, everyones up
!remindme 365 days
!remindme 365 days
Then it would be the land of massive gains and massive losses though I have a feeling 80 percent of those losses would never see the light of day. So people punting money into the market because of that sub would be even greater than it is here! My question is how much money do you think this sub is responsible for in the market as a whole? Just options I would have to guess about 150 MM.
One thing I noticed is that posts on this sub actually DO affect the market and I suspect there are a lot of big money people out there that actually browse this sub lol. Like I’ve actually seen stocks trending one way and when someone makes a post about it, it reverses the next day. Happens more often than not.
Are you still holding onto your January calls? I have a few 1/17 $29 and $30 long calls that have lost half their value, but I think I'm gonna keep them and pray that they release some sort of good news, otherwise we're pretty much fucked.
So far yeah.
“Short”est month of the year.
Amazing DD
Use IB for their margin rates
How are fees/ui?
The amount of times you comment gay makes me think you’re gay
That’s some AdvDwnSyndrome investigation right there...
Considering it shot up to 1882 AH, I wouldn't be surprised if it ran another 50 bps higher pre market.
Yeah I said that before I saw pre market movement. Amazon is going to show meme stocks some true monster strength tomorrow. Watch the upgrades come pouring in and we have a 10% day.
Oscar
Tom.....Uncle Tom
why
Insider? Is this a sign?
I sold my newstand for a bar what now
Get drunk
I didn’t say it’s not mooning. You just seem uber hyped about as is if you are smoking penicillin or some shit
Talked me into it at some point apparently
No one ever went broke taking profits tho, can’t blame him. I’d probably do the same no matter how much I like Apple.
Capital gains tax really fucks ya tho
10 12/30 322.5 calls. BE is 322.98. So I’m expecting to wake up to a four bagger.
Boiiiiiiiiiiii
Drink a large bottle of water just chug it.
And the further you put the bottle in your throat, the shorter distance it has to travel before getting to your tummy
Please say sike
you must not have heard of me
Fibonacci resistance 1 - 3 on the daily charts
I see. Either way, we'll see those hit before 320 most likely.
At least it expires tomorrow, so as long as Tesla doesn't finish down 1%, he's safe.
The theta decay is so high that if it isn’t in the money at open, it’s basically going to be at half value. This is how you get time fucked by the cosmos.
I’m leaning towards there’s something in the works, might not be ACB.
I heard Coke was to buy Purdue to start making OxyCoke. Totally legit rumour
Smoking is 100% the best and fastest hangover cure. 3 hits and a glass of water = fucking golden
Lol ya right. If a bong rip is curing your hangover then you aren’t really hungover to begin with. The next day maybe.
I’m seeing ads for this all over my newsfeed...
Can you please send me a link of this dude's girlfriend's ad too please
Dope username
In a years time he is going to be old news.
What the fuck kind of dollar amounts are those?
k = 000, so $2m. Weird choice, but some use to appear as the more superior of autist.
[This?](https://www.earlybirdcapital.com/spac-transactions/spacs-currently-seeking-targets)
Saw that site... Seems like it's just a list of shell companies they have an interest in. It doesn't seem to be any kind of complete list.
Honestly, better than my trades
Scratch and sniff here to see your free share
I don’t think they’re doing popup stores but rather popup parties at certain stores. Now until the end of the year I think certain stores are giving out free drinks for an hour period each day
Wasn't sure, just heard something on news.
Isn't that what AMD is?
Yes.
Reverse split the other day...
Contango at 13%....
Maybe could stay the same
Maybe. Go a cross
Nothing I ever have is up... Yep.
Yup, here we go.. $435 already
What is a retired lawyer doing slumming around in a place like this?
Lol. It's fun. I retired by choice because I didn't like the profession.
Nothing really... they will move with weed market and likely be acquired by a bigger fish
Gonna spin the wheel and land on Bankrupt.
/u/theycallmeryan you're approved.
Awesome, thank you
I’m also on margin for this trade !
You son of a bitch it worked out so far:
Oh I agree. I have 1000 shares with a 1 dollar basis thanks to savvy covered call writing (average purchase was 4.20 lol) I just don’t think all this talk about a moon rocket this January is accurate. The reality is Canadian cannabis is a good play if you want growth over a ten year period but Aurora isn’t gonna pop until at the very least it’s next earnings report.
Writing covered calls? You have the most sensible approach to this stock, and are in the wrong sub.
So by your approximation of what will happen, smart money will sell, and then you will sell?
It goes fast and it’s instant.
ROSTis actually probably a better value anyway... definitely a good play as well
Yeah, they win in any economy. A thing of beauty.
It is NOT RH, I put in limit sell order immediately after the trade and hope it hits
So if no one bought your options, you would have been fucked in the ass like a retard? Ha! Gay
Now take out profit before you lose it
Inverse WSB
How high do you think SPY will hit on the last Friday of the year?
Wish I knew. But I have paper hands and looking at 6k profit right now.
Right now is probably the best time to join the bear gang tbh
Especially when wsb is this certain, feels like spy 150 is soon
Buy the dip!
Of course! 🐂
Maybe. Go a cross
Maybe. Could go backwards
Msft should be gold when 5g comes out.
Apple will hit $500 by the time 5G comes out
I think Chinese
Load up on Jan 24s
Try $50C 1/10
I ultimately went with 45p 1/10. so far i'm up 10% on 'em...
https://i.redd.it/ejmdtr8hnxyy.png
Men of the people
all puts till earnings
You are an autist. In Q4 Becky stocks like Apple always have positive earnings. The expectation will pump them
looks like the tendie train is over for RAD. if it were to continue it wouldve continued today too but its pretty flat.
That's one way to look at it but I feel it's holding up well and Monday will continue look at all other stocks like Apple down $3 so and rad is holding up I say calls is good
It's not gambling. It's donating my money to the market liquidity.
Very funny hopefully the market appreciates my donations. 😊
Sorry, bought shares yesterday.
Someone buy puts so it goes up
I could also see a close around 3240 then gap down Sunday night.
my SPY PT for EOD PPT pump is around 324.30 - if we come close but lose momentum, I'll sell my remaining calls. If we're moving up like yesterday and pass 324 with strength, I'll hold to 3:55ish and then sell, probably reposition into puts to average down on my hedges.
$500 -> $900 -> $625 -> $800. In my fuck around with futures options account. Most of the flux is waiting on my 0DTE and 3 DTE spreads to close for near max profit.
Very nice. One day would love to try futures
I'll try, but I'm hurting
Are you currently in? I’m getting absolutely hammered on 13 calls right now.
Let's pitch it to softbank.
$420B valuation
Spy calls too
All my gains are from this right here
AMZN. It's directly related.
But Priced in
any big gains?
Not yet
That is quite the graph.
Mine just says loading. Is it talking about shotguns or the stock?
Someone's gotta fund others profits
There's only so many shares available to short.
Marvel has some sort of nostalgia with it due to it being a comic book series and SUPERHEROES. What is 6UG? Literally nothing
6underground was pretty cool I thought. one of the main themes in 6underground was him comparing them to superheroes lol I’m just saying, from a cinematic perspective, it’s not much different then other popular best selling movies like marvel. 70% cgi and/or action sequences and like 30% of actual plot dialogue.
It's a poor man's covered call + a calendar spread, but is a year long. Along with regular covered calls. Add in some Margin, and make it a yolo, bam thats my position.
What do you call this strategy
Ans that was my other concern...is it too early to start? It seems totally unsustainable right now, but it seems we’re still just waiting on that last little push. The straw that broke the camel’s back, so to speak.
If you remember 2007 or even if you watch the big short. Even after the banks start losing money big time, there is nothing to say the markets will react right away. Remember the market is going up on crappier and crappier numbers to a higher P/E ratio. It's better to join late than be early.
Noyce
Noice
off the lows of the day, back to 430, need it to hold 430 so i can cash my puts credit spreads... :-X
You think the last hour of the last Friday of trading of the decade people will start making moves that drives the prices of the markets up?
If my $ACB doesn't start cooperating I don't think I have money for a tuna wrap let alone a lambo wrap
Was going to buy $500,000 usd of acb stonk after reading that blind kid pump n dump story but realized I only read here for laughs.
holding same position here, hurts watching these short term losses but I know Lisa rewards the faithful 🙏
Surprising for me, I got a good entry at 1.83 a contract and been green ever since lol
Semi? Fully
Talking about the pants , or your boner?
Back up, pussies. America coming through.
We’re a strong, masculine nation. Fuck yeah
Probably profit taking end of year
I hope it goes back up to what it was. Fucked me up down under 10%
If you remember 2007 or even if you watch the big short. Even after the banks start losing money big time, there is nothing to say the markets will react right away. Remember the market is going up on crappier and crappier numbers to a higher P/E ratio. It's better to join late than be early.
Good point. I was doing my undergrad in 07-08, so I remember it well.
Post all time results of this strat
Down 80%
Why would you short something that's so easily manipulated by the fed? There's literally an entire ocean of things that don't have an escape hatch.
Because Jamie Dimon dropped his dick in Powell’s oatmeal earlier this year and I don’t see Ol’ Jerome being too forgiving.
It's been going on for about 10 years now. So yeah, it seems to be working. It will continue working as long as the rest of the world is also in too much debt.
Strong line of reasoning. You’ve converted me.
this play was me hoping it would go up a few cents and I could make 100 bucks or so. Joined the market again last month to make 500 bucks. im up 415 now, so close to my goal. hoping to buy a foreclosed house soon.
bummer it didnt go your way, at least you didnt lose much. was there a reason you chose ford today?
Make sure Tim Apple is invited
i got new phone, i dont have his # anymore
why 301c ...
Cause I'm a fucking idiot 😎
It's okay, as you can see from my graph, I can only make money when I'm down 90% from the peak
I mean there's probably some truth to that. And you make money when you're off the peak as you make smaller, more conservative bets. Maybe try doing this without being off the peak ;-)
ill do $500
I’ll do $50
This was very helpful, can confirm that this did work, and I suggest everybody do this.
ok so wtf i tried this and now my money isnt working?? please someone explain how to fix
Made $6 selling a 12/27 $2c. That's almost enough for Canes box combo, no slaw, extra toast, no drink.
Jesus why bother selling options unless you can make a few hundred bucks per contract
Just used it to buy a $1 worth of BABA with money my dad said to use for credit card debt.
You’re a bad boy 😈
Inverse WSB
Put some money in stocks and gamble(options) the rest as true degenerate.
Are you currently in? I’m getting absolutely hammered on 13 calls right now.
I could only rationalize one call, and I’ve lost a decent amount of money in that. I shouldn’t have gotten in so late
Why do you think it’s BestBuy
The guy is only active in a few communities bestbuy being one of them
you know tax harvesting day could be monday, or tuesday..
It’s today if you’re a pussy like me and don’t wanna hold over the weekend
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in retard
You shouldn't call your dog a retard.
I dunno website said 3-5 days. But I meant any calls dated 1/3 kept in RH. Have other ones 1/17 on though 2021... moved those
Gotcha, yeah those should be fine.
That's what I use mine for right now. There is always more money to be made bro 👊
For sure, just mad I could have sold these for the same price this morning or at close yesterday. Instead I was sweating the AMD sell off today. Just feel silly lol.
Huge drop off last 10 mins or so. Tanking still in the ah. Broke its 12 day green streak. The bears might've won this battle, but the bulls will win the war.
Dropped 50 cents. 🐻pocalypse