CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How you get to sleep a little bit earlier	false
Cooking off the cuff: don't forget to forget that celery root!	false
Hidden camera catches dog living the high life on forbidden bed after owner leaves	false
Why did hitler commit suicide ? because he couldn't pay the gas bill	true
Cookie dough recipes that were never meant to be baked	false
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.	true
I used to know a joke about jonestown... but the punchline's too long.	true
Taylor swift and calvin harris build a snowman to remind you they're perfect	false
What do you call a greedy roman god? jewpiter.	true
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.	true
The church of scientology is launching a tv network	false
What do you call an italian suppository? innuendo.	true
Did you hear about the two gay irishmen? patrick fitzgerald and gerald fitzpatrick.	true
Queen drops in on manchester wedding, stuns newlywed couple	false
Chuck norris once kicked a horse in the jaw, it's decendents are known today as giraffes.	true
Kanye west's fashion show not happening this season	false
Why are jews so good at studying ? cause they went to concentration camp !	true
I bet if that malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already.	true
Getting married could boost the economy, says gallup poll	false
Aziz ansari drops 'eat pray love'-esque trailer for 'master of none' season 2	false
Pentagon reportedly to send nearly 4,000 more troops to afghanistan	false
So a virgin priest and a virgin nun walk into a bar.	true
Dad- i want you to have everything in this world that your heart desires. can i have oreos?	true
What did france say to turkey? that's not nice.	true
Dutch authorities identify highly contagious bird flu strain	false
Student database backed by gates foundation jazzes tech startups, spooks parents	false
What do you call two mexicans fighting one another juan on juan	true
Jimmy fallon takes on the roots in 'family feud'	false
Tim roth says his grandfather sexually abused him and his dad	false
Celebrity couples: divorced stars who dated younger men post-split	false
Scott pruitt just gutted rules to fight the nation’s ‘second biggest toxic pollution threat’	false
So that's why you should be eating lentils	false
How did the roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? glad-he-ater	true
Schools stand up for trans students as gop withdraws protections	false
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping and the other third making viral videos.	true
What are the optimal conditions for a smooth flight?	false
Confucius say... man who walks everyday barefoot will have a tough sole	true
I like my women how i like my computer. on my lap. turned on. virus free.	true
How i start my day and tone my butt	false
Don't make jokes about 9/11... they're just plane wrong.	true
Acclaimed 'aladdin' star james monroe iglehart talks about life beyond the tony awards	false
Mcdonald's nutritionist cindy goody: our food is healthy	false
Jewelry store robber ties up worker, takes off with $54k in merchandise	false
Teen does more pullups in a day than you'll do in a lifetime	false
Prayer hasn't worked, maybe we should consider gun reform?	false
No, i do not feel bad going on getaways without my stepchildren	false
Are you a victim of crap on the internet?	false
Jay-z's voice is so beautiful. i wish he rapped about stuff i cared about.	true
Black women on tv are living their best selves and we're here for it	false
Nicki minaj is the best part of robin thicke's new song 'back together'	false
What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? a red jellyfish.	true
Please stop making 9/11 jokes ... they're very plane.	true
Somebody once told me i was a real skeptic... i didn't believe 'em.	true
Q: why did mitt romney feed his cows money? a: he wanted rich milk.	true
I like my underwear the way i like my ronda rousey fights boxer brief	true
Mom survey says: three is the most stressful number of kids	false
What did one tampon say to the other? nothin, they're both stuck up cunts.	true
I am a veteran and here's why i changed my mind on colin kaepernick	false
How do you get two rednecks to play banjo in unison? shoot the first one.	true
A roach remembered: ridiculous bug memorials are kind of awesome (video)	false
Minnesota has 4 seasons almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction.	true
What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast? meeeeeeeoooooowwwww	true
Beer before liquor, never been sicker. liquor before social interactions, very helpful.	true
Free wi-fi is more dangerous than you think	false
Why didn't the french soldier fight in the battle of france? he was on a summer retreat!	true
I like my girls like i like my computers... without viruses.	true
Doctors urge measles shots as disneyland outbreak spreads	false
How did the lion lose at poker? he was playing with a cheetah.	true
Voters face some confusion at polls in alabama special election	false
A lonely glacier makes a break for it in the big city	false
What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -rock and roll	true
The 10 healthiest chain restaurants in the u.s.	false
Sm a masochist walks up to a sadist. masochist: hurt me. hurt me! sadist: no.	true
Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, oct. 13-19	false
Omg! there's a serial killer on the loose! omg. wtf are you doing?! hiding my damn cereal!	true
What happened to the frog that broke down? it got toad away.	true
My friend says his new girlfriend takes his breath away ..but that's because she is inflatable	true
I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me... you better be still holding that ladder	true
Grapey. -me after every wine at the wine-tasting	true
The iconic sandwiches of the world, from banh mi to zapiekanka	false
Gps guide: amanda slavin shares how she lives a fulfilling life	false
I got 99 problems, but falling asleep ain't one. ~ jay-zzz	true
What is cab calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical	true
Pregnant women facing miami's blazing heat told to wear long sleeves to prevent zika	false
Simone biles continues her world domination, wins third gold medal	false
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear caution! wide turn	true
Celebrity chef who was once homeless gives back to the community that fed him	false
19 ways having a dog will prepare you for kids	false
I used to have a viagra addiction. it was the hardest part of my life.	true
Jilted ex-boyfriend sends nude photos of teacher to students, staff: police	false
You no longer need a license to carry a concealed weapon in new hampshire	false
Police are like a box of chocolates they'll kill your dog.	true
I don't mean to interrupt people. i just randomly remember things and get really excited.	true
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? usain bolt can finish a race	true
Kids are like farts... i hate everyone elses but for some weird reason i like my own.	true
This might just be the most 'first take'-y poll of all time	false
Nicholas kirkwood: kate middleton's shoes aren't 'princess-y' enough (photos)	false
Oh my god you're a dog hey smell me i'm a dog too - dogs	true
Who is the lone aardvark's faithful indian companion? tanto	true
House poor but keeping up with the joneses	false

How you get to sleep a little bit earlier

false

Cooking off the cuff: don't forget to forget that celery root!

false

Hidden camera catches dog living the high life on forbidden bed after owner leaves

false

Why did hitler commit suicide ? because he couldn't pay the gas bill

true

Cookie dough recipes that were never meant to be baked

false

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

true

I used to know a joke about jonestown... but the punchline's too long.

true

Taylor swift and calvin harris build a snowman to remind you they're perfect

false

What do you call a greedy roman god? jewpiter.

true

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

true

The church of scientology is launching a tv network

false

What do you call an italian suppository? innuendo.

true

Did you hear about the two gay irishmen? patrick fitzgerald and gerald fitzpatrick.

true

Queen drops in on manchester wedding, stuns newlywed couple

false

Chuck norris once kicked a horse in the jaw, it's decendents are known today as giraffes.

true

Kanye west's fashion show not happening this season

false

Why are jews so good at studying ? cause they went to concentration camp !

true

I bet if that malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already.

true

Getting married could boost the economy, says gallup poll

false

Aziz ansari drops 'eat pray love'-esque trailer for 'master of none' season 2

false

Pentagon reportedly to send nearly 4,000 more troops to afghanistan

false

So a virgin priest and a virgin nun walk into a bar.

true

Dad- i want you to have everything in this world that your heart desires. *can i have oreos?*

true

What did france say to turkey? that's not nice.

true

Dutch authorities identify highly contagious bird flu strain

false

Student database backed by gates foundation jazzes tech startups, spooks parents

false

What do you call two mexicans fighting one another juan on juan

true

Jimmy fallon takes on the roots in 'family feud'

false

Tim roth says his grandfather sexually abused him and his dad

false

Celebrity couples: divorced stars who dated younger men post-split

false

Scott pruitt just gutted rules to fight the nation’s ‘second biggest toxic pollution threat’

false

So that's why you should be eating lentils

false

How did the roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? glad-he-ater

true

Schools stand up for trans students as gop withdraws protections

false

Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping and the other third making viral videos.

true

What are the optimal conditions for a smooth flight?

false

Confucius say... man who walks everyday barefoot will have a tough sole

true

I like my women how i like my computer. on my lap. turned on. virus free.

true

How i start my day and tone my butt

false

Don't make jokes about 9/11... they're just plane wrong.

true

Acclaimed 'aladdin' star james monroe iglehart talks about life beyond the tony awards

false

Mcdonald's nutritionist cindy goody: our food is healthy

false

Jewelry store robber ties up worker, takes off with $54k in merchandise

false

Teen does more pullups in a day than you'll do in a lifetime

false

Prayer hasn't worked, maybe we should consider gun reform?

false

No, i do not feel bad going on getaways without my stepchildren

false

Are you a victim of crap on the internet?

false

Jay-z's voice is so beautiful. i wish he rapped about stuff i cared about.

true

Black women on tv are living their best selves and we're here for it

false

Nicki minaj is the best part of robin thicke's new song 'back together'

false

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? a red jellyfish.

true

Please stop making 9/11 jokes ... they're very plane.

true

Somebody once told me i was a real skeptic... i didn't believe 'em.

true

Q: why did mitt romney feed his cows money? a: he wanted rich milk.

true

I like my underwear the way i like my ronda rousey fights boxer brief

true

Mom survey says: three is the most stressful number of kids

false

What did one tampon say to the other? nothin, they're both stuck up cunts.

true

I am a veteran and here's why i changed my mind on colin kaepernick

false

How do you get two rednecks to play banjo in unison? shoot the first one.

true

A roach remembered: ridiculous bug memorials are kind of awesome (video)

false

Minnesota has 4 seasons almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction.

true

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast? meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

true

Beer before liquor, never been sicker. liquor before social interactions, very helpful.

true

Free wi-fi is more dangerous than you think

false

Why didn't the french soldier fight in the battle of france? he was on a summer retreat!

true

I like my girls like i like my computers... without viruses.

true

Doctors urge measles shots as disneyland outbreak spreads

false

How did the lion lose at poker? he was playing with a cheetah.

true

Voters face some confusion at polls in alabama special election

false

A lonely glacier makes a break for it in the big city

false

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -rock and roll

true

The 10 healthiest chain restaurants in the u.s.

false

Sm a masochist walks up to a sadist. masochist: hurt me. hurt me! sadist: no.

true

Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, oct. 13-19

false

Omg! there's a serial killer on the loose! omg. wtf are you doing?! hiding my damn cereal!

true

What happened to the frog that broke down? it got toad away.

true

My friend says his new girlfriend takes his breath away ..but that's because she is inflatable

true

I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me... you better be still holding that ladder

true

Grapey. -me after every wine at the wine-tasting

true

The iconic sandwiches of the world, from banh mi to zapiekanka

false

Gps guide: amanda slavin shares how she lives a fulfilling life

false

I got 99 problems, but falling asleep ain't one. ~ jay-zzz

true

What is cab calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical

true

Pregnant women facing miami's blazing heat told to wear long sleeves to prevent zika

false

Simone biles continues her world domination, wins third gold medal

false

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear caution! wide turn

true

Celebrity chef who was once homeless gives back to the community that fed him

false

19 ways having a dog will prepare you for kids

false

I used to have a viagra addiction. it was the hardest part of my life.

true

Jilted ex-boyfriend sends nude photos of teacher to students, staff: police

false

You no longer need a license to carry a concealed weapon in new hampshire

false

Police are like a box of chocolates they'll kill your dog.

true

I don't mean to interrupt people. i just randomly remember things and get really excited.

true

Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? usain bolt can finish a race

true

Kids are like farts... i hate everyone elses but for some weird reason i like my own.

true

This might just be the most 'first take'-y poll of all time

false

Nicholas kirkwood: kate middleton's shoes aren't 'princess-y' enough (photos)

false

Oh my god you're a dog hey smell me i'm a dog too - dogs

true

Who is the lone aardvark's faithful indian companion? tanto

true

House poor but keeping up with the joneses

false