CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion? eh. sew-sew.	true
Are we keeping score or promoting mideast peace?	false
Here's how 'logan' got that one cheesy easter egg	false
I haven't spoken a word to my wife in years. she hates to be interrupted.	true
What is white and goes up? a stupid snowflake	true
How much does the average introvert weigh? not enough to break the ice.	true
A look at aubrey plaza's surprisingly sweet 'the to do list'	false
Why does bill clinton wear underwear? to keep his ankles warm.	true
Groomsman loses slap bet, pays for it during wedding ceremony	false
Army soldier found dead in barracks on alaska military base	false
Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children. they get their presents from satan.	true
What happened when we went a week without an inbox	false
Table talk: dirt can be good for you	false
I want to call my daughter bellaillusions... because tricks are something a whore does for money.	true
Princess lalla salma of morocco emerges as style star after dutch inauguration (photos)	false
Just straight up lied to my dog's face (told him his breakfast looked delicious)	true
Is spotify fair to musicians? a chat with mark kelly	false
The first trailer for 'snowden,' starring joseph gordon-levitt, is practically a résumé	false
'that was then, this is now': health advice from people who know	false
My dreams are like dinosaurs.... all big and dead.	true
Southern california finds itself waist-deep in mud after thunderstorms	false
Father of colorado teen dylan redwine arrested for his son's 2012 death	false
Should i let my baby cry to sleep? insights from developmental psychology for this age-old question	false
Protests erupt as university looks to hire coach connected to sandusky abuse case	false
Step inside salvador dali's surreal paintings with trippy vr video	false
Damn girl are you the expiration date on my milk because i regret not paying attention to you	true
What's the difference between organized crime and politics? one's organized.	true
Who was the first carpenter ever? eve, she made adam's banana stand.	true
Everyone's favorite superhero family is back in 'the incredibles 2' teaser	false
What's tall, white and has ears? a mountain.	true
Huffpost hill - democrats to save obamacare with stirring orator--pfffhahahaha	false
Flailing trump suggests hillary clinton may have cheated on husband	false
Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom? he was dethroned.	true
What time do you go to the dentist? tooth-hurty.	true
Egg, banana, and coconut: are gays more racist?	false
Worrying vs. caring: do you know the difference?	false
How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down.	true
The way over-the-counter drugs are regulated is a mess — and congress is ready to step in	false
I think a group of white people should be called a brunch.	true
When is the month when the most trees fall? sep-timber	true
Why do blondes have big belly buttons? their boyfriends are also blonde.	true
Sad dad left out of 12-year-old daughter's life	false
Gop congressman: russian hackers 'merely did what the media should've done'	false
Donald trump booed after telling jeb bush to pipe down	false
This bath bomb was made for parents who just need a damn break	false
Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. like a midget with hiv.	true
What did the double-amputee say when he stood up? i stand corrected. -from /r/showerthoughts	true
Why are the sheep in africa coloured pink? the elephants are using them as tampons	true
Trump turns miners' lives into a game of russian roulette	false
Hey, are you cold? go over to the corner, it's 90 degress	true
5 ways to stop screwing up our kids	false
I'm not an expert on masturbating but i hold my own	true
Street style fashion week: the most exciting fashion from day 7 of nyfw fall 2014	false
God grant me the patience to accept the people whose outfits i cannot change.	true
Khizr khan has a few important questions for donald trump	false
The news on north korea is spun again. here's why it matters. \| the knife media	false
Q: what's the shortest book ever written? a: french war heroes.	true
Woman who fled aleppo for germany fears she will never see her home again	false
Punishment not talking to your husband to punish him is like trying to kill a fish by drowning!	true
3 flower headband lessons we've learned from katy perry (photos)	false
Bailing after brexit: uk independence party leader farage quits	false
What you need to know about the paris climate summit	false
Photos from pakistan show the tragic aftermath of deadly lahore bombing	false
What's the difference between light and hard? i can go to sleep with a light on.	true
'rupaul's drag race all stars' is returning to vh1 for a third season	false
Why i didn't feel like a 'real' mother until my kids hit middle school	false
Trump's got a new hotel venture, but you didn't hear about it from him	false
Maggie gyllenhaal's dress: love it or leave it? (photos)	false
Why did god make farts smell? so that deaf people could enjoy them too.	true
Don't try to squeeze love out of them, sweetie. they're people, not oranges.	true
The nba is like a box of crayons... they don't use the white ones.	true
Zelda williams shares hopeful message one year after robin williams' death	false
Ncaa ban on paying athletes faces more threats	false
Is changing the constitution the only way to fix washington?	false
Oh look, the bills and colts played outside the wall in westeros	false
Wen jones beating: arrests made in brutal attack on veteran protecting teen	false
Why can't hillary clinton be called a female? because she deleted the emale.	true
What do you have to do to have a party in space? you have to planet.	true
'harry potter' proposal features quidditch box, hidden ring (photos)	false
The average person eats 8 spiders a year eating 2nd bowl of spiders who's average now dad?	true
What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ? a masochist	true
What do you mean i've had enough to drink?!! hold my beer while i fight this lamppost.	true
This video game could change business school forever -- and it's actually fun	false
George zimmerman is selling his gun i'm sure he'll make a killing.	true
Facebook isn't addictive -- it just makes people happy	false
Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt.	true
'true blood' star sounds off on co-star's alleged refusal to play gay role	false
Yo mama so old, when she farted dust came out!	true
Weekend diy ideas: 8 easy ways to improve your home in 2 days (photo)	false
Here's how an american bakery became the third-best restaurant in paris	false
In somalia, new law could finally give rape survivors a voice	false
Why don't they let blind people sky dive? it scares the shit out the dogs.	true
At least my mother died doing what she loved... committing suicide	true
Dehydrator recipes: put this kitchen appliance to use (photos)	false
How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares...	true
'more questions than answers' after 2 lions poached at animal sanctuary	false
Did you know that christmas will fall on star wars day this year!? guess whos coming to town?	true
The obamas are coming to your netflix queue	false
My girl's got the dubstep of periods... i'm waiting forever for it to drop	true
Adrian grenier says he might run for office one day	false

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion? eh. sew-sew.

true

Are we keeping score or promoting mideast peace?

false

Here's how 'logan' got that one cheesy easter egg

false

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in years. she hates to be interrupted.

true

What is white and goes up? a stupid snowflake

true

How much does the average introvert weigh? not enough to break the ice.

true

A look at aubrey plaza's surprisingly sweet 'the to do list'

false

Why does bill clinton wear underwear? to keep his ankles warm.

true

Groomsman loses slap bet, pays for it during wedding ceremony

false

Army soldier found dead in barracks on alaska military base

false

Christmas must be a hard time for dyslexic children. they get their presents from satan.

true

What happened when we went a week without an inbox

false

Table talk: dirt can be good for you

false

I want to call my daughter bellaillusions... because tricks are something a whore does for money.

true

Princess lalla salma of morocco emerges as style star after dutch inauguration (photos)

false

Just straight up lied to my dog's face (told him his breakfast looked delicious)

true

Is spotify fair to musicians? a chat with mark kelly

false

The first trailer for 'snowden,' starring joseph gordon-levitt, is practically a résumé

false

'that was then, this is now': health advice from people who know

false

My dreams are like dinosaurs.... all big and dead.

true

Southern california finds itself waist-deep in mud after thunderstorms

false

Father of colorado teen dylan redwine arrested for his son's 2012 death

false

Should i let my baby cry to sleep? insights from developmental psychology for this age-old question

false

Protests erupt as university looks to hire coach connected to sandusky abuse case

false

Step inside salvador dali's surreal paintings with trippy vr video

false

Damn girl are you the expiration date on my milk because i regret not paying attention to you

true

What's the difference between organized crime and politics? one's organized.

true

Who was the first carpenter ever? eve, she made adam's banana stand.

true

Everyone's favorite superhero family is back in 'the incredibles 2' teaser

false

What's tall, white and has ears? a mountain.

true

Huffpost hill - democrats to save obamacare with stirring orator--pfffhahahaha

false

Flailing trump suggests hillary clinton may have cheated on husband

false

Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom? he was dethroned.

true

What time do you go to the dentist? tooth-hurty.

true

Egg, banana, and coconut: are gays more racist?

false

Worrying vs. caring: do you know the difference?

false

How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down.

true

The way over-the-counter drugs are regulated is a mess — and congress is ready to step in

false

I think a group of white people should be called a brunch.

true

When is the month when the most trees fall? sep-timber

true

Why do blondes have big belly buttons? their boyfriends are also blonde.

true

Sad dad left out of 12-year-old daughter's life

false

Gop congressman: russian hackers 'merely did what the media should've done'

false

Donald trump booed after telling jeb bush to pipe down

false

This bath bomb was made for parents who just need a damn break

false

Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. like a midget with hiv.

true

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up? i stand corrected. -from /r/showerthoughts

true

Why are the sheep in africa coloured pink? the elephants are using them as tampons

true

Trump turns miners' lives into a game of russian roulette

false

Hey, are you cold? go over to the corner, it's 90 degress

true

5 ways to stop screwing up our kids

false

I'm not an expert on masturbating but i hold my own

true

Street style fashion week: the most exciting fashion from day 7 of nyfw fall 2014

false

God grant me the patience to accept the people whose outfits i cannot change.

true

Khizr khan has a few important questions for donald trump

false

The news on north korea is spun again. here's why it matters. | the knife media

false

Q: what's the shortest book ever written? a: french war heroes.

true

Woman who fled aleppo for germany fears she will never see her home again

false

Punishment not talking to your husband to punish him is like trying to kill a fish by drowning!

true

3 flower headband lessons we've learned from katy perry (photos)

false

Bailing after brexit: uk independence party leader farage quits

false

What you need to know about the paris climate summit

false

Photos from pakistan show the tragic aftermath of deadly lahore bombing

false

What's the difference between light and hard? i can go to sleep with a light on.

true

'rupaul's drag race all stars' is returning to vh1 for a third season

false

Why i didn't feel like a 'real' mother until my kids hit middle school

false

Trump's got a new hotel venture, but you didn't hear about it from him

false

Maggie gyllenhaal's dress: love it or leave it? (photos)

false

Why did god make farts smell? so that deaf people could enjoy them too.

true

Don't try to squeeze love out of them, sweetie. they're people, not oranges.

true

The nba is like a box of crayons... they don't use the white ones.

true

Zelda williams shares hopeful message one year after robin williams' death

false

Ncaa ban on paying athletes faces more threats

false

Is changing the constitution the only way to fix washington?

false

Oh look, the bills and colts played outside the wall in westeros

false

Wen jones beating: arrests made in brutal attack on veteran protecting teen

false

Why can't hillary clinton be called a female? because she deleted the emale.

true

What do you have to do to have a party in space? you have to planet.

true

'harry potter' proposal features quidditch box, hidden ring (photos)

false

The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* who's average now dad?

true

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ? a masochist

true

What do you mean i've had enough to drink?!! hold my beer while i fight this lamppost.

true

This video game could change business school forever -- and it's actually fun

false

George zimmerman is selling his gun i'm sure he'll make a killing.

true

Facebook isn't addictive -- it just makes people happy

false

Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt.

true

'true blood' star sounds off on co-star's alleged refusal to play gay role

false

Yo mama so old, when she farted dust came out!

true

Weekend diy ideas: 8 easy ways to improve your home in 2 days (photo)

false

Here's how an american bakery became the third-best restaurant in paris

false

In somalia, new law could finally give rape survivors a voice

false

Why don't they let blind people sky dive? it scares the shit out the dogs.

true

At least my mother died doing what she loved... committing suicide

true

Dehydrator recipes: put this kitchen appliance to use (photos)

false

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares...

true

'more questions than answers' after 2 lions poached at animal sanctuary

false

Did you know that christmas will fall on star wars day this year!? guess whos coming to town?

true

The obamas are coming to your netflix queue

false

My girl's got the dubstep of periods... i'm waiting forever for it to drop

true

Adrian grenier says he might run for office one day

false