CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Prince harry reacts hilariously to dj who slips him business card	false
Accio trailer! the 'harry potter' mobile game of your dreams is here	false
Q: why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? a: they fascinate.	true
How do you pickup chicks in auschwitz ? with a dustpan..	true
Proof that negative body messaging is everywhere, in one photo	false
Inside the massive global black market for smartphones	false
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.	true
What are an italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables? asparagi!	true
See the painstaking process behind sculpting this spellbinding scarecrow	false
The best hotel villas in the caribbean (photos)	false
Face scrubs for your skin type: how often you should be using & ingredients to look out for	false
Hgtv 'design star' season 7 episode 2 recap: the white room challenge (video)	false
What do snake charmers do in the rain? turn on their windshield vipers.	true
What did the baby jew say to the mohel hooker? keep the tip	true
This one trick will make you feel young again. made you look.	true
Twitter celebrates black boy joy with #blackmensmiling hashtag	false
Iraqi dancer who 'just wanted to fly' among baghdad's dead	false
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? shoot him before he hits the water.	true
Staten island teen dies from asthma while fleeing racist crew waving gun	false
Video proves logan paul did many more utterly offensive things in japan	false
What car does luke skywalker drive? a toyoda	true
Man breaks down after getting ticket to see mom for first time in 8 years	false
Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't care now and i probably won't care later.	true
What is a stone's favourite robbie williams song? rock dj.	true
You say you want to bring me back to reality. you're assuming i've been there before.	true
What happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying	true
Why some mothers plan to disappear on mother's day	false
What type of curry sets fire to the rain? a-dhal	true
States' obamacare decisions show entrenched health reform partisanship	false
The pope's overlooked legacy: reforming the vatican bank	false
Why photoshopping is a matter of life and death for many girls	false
Why i can't stop taking pictures of my kids	false
Congratulations on your accomplishments! whitney houston, on being year sober!	true
Get a great smoky eye in no time	false
What does it mean when you're on a date and he pushes you in front of a bus?	true
Why can't you trust any adam? they make up everything.	true
What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? ... you get repossessed.	true
Why was lara croft sad? because her career was in ruins	true
Vegan ribs are actually delicious! the hardest part is hunting down the vegan.	true
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on june 22	false
If i can use dollar bills to make it rain, are dollar coins golden showers?	true
My grandpa has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the san diego zoo	true
Yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.	true
5 tips for a lower-key approach to thriving in the holiday season	false
There's an awesome new way you can help raise awareness about anal cancer	false
Newsmax ceo and trump friend blames reince priebus for rocky start	false
The power of the purse: an untapped opportunity	false
What do you say when you're comforting a grammar nazi? there, their, they're.	true
These vintage ads prove we had no idea what the future would actually look like	false
I left my girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting... i wonder what she's up to now.	true
Medical company smith & nephew lays off almost 100 people, blames obamacare	false
What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence? an atheist. he doesn't really believe in himself.	true
I don't mind meeting her parents. it's her husband i have always been avoiding.	true
You hear the one about the two guys who stole the calendar? they each got 6 months	true
Watch: oliver stone, joseph gordon-levitt, shailene woodly talk 'snowden'	false
What type of cheese is made backwards? edam	true
7 yoga rooms that will instantly relax you (photos)	false
If someone writes you a long email that ends with thoughts? just reply nope.	true
Hotels that make the most of a stellar location	false
'daily show' proves clinton campaign just like first 4 'rocky' films	false
Number of homeless students in america is rising rapidly	false
Bad advice: using 'more probable than not' at work	false
It is so cold that bill clinton is sleeping with his own wife to keep warm!	true
Stephen colbert reminds men everywhere that assault is not sex	false
Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? high street, of course.	true
Why didn't anyone like the bread store owner? he was pretty loafsome	true
What do you call a political pig? a boar.	true
What's worse than a girl falling asleep during sex? a girl waking up during sex.	true
British tabloid publishes video of queen's nazi salute, buckingham palace is not amused	false
Miley cyrus' gender-bending performance on 'maya & marty' is pitch perfect	false
Snapchat released new trophies, and we know how to unlock them	false
I like my women like i like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh yaaaah	true
Knock knock who's there ! bronte ! bronte who ? bronte of the blow !	true
Crowded field of alabama candidates fight for open seat in senate	false
Scratch n' sniff wine book by richard betts gives readers a whiff of expertise	false
I painted my computer black to make it run faster. plugged it in and high voltage sho(r)t it.	true
Oxford, england: two exhibitions worth a day trip	false
Why this live nation exec quit the business to become a meditation guru	false
Met a prostitute that will do anything for 100 $ guess who's writing my take home exam ^^	true
Unconstitutional war and saudis’ mass starvation of yemen faces growing opposition in washington	false
What does hitler drink every morning? concentrated jews	true
If her age is on the clock then she's ready for the cock	true
What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy? little seizures.	true
Congressman steve scalise discharged from hospital following june shooting	false
What do you call a crossdressing nanny in martha's vineyard? a nantucket.	true
Fda permits marketing of first device to prevent migraines	false
Clive davis at whitney houston funeral: when i needed her, she was there	false
Kate upton cat daddy dancing video banned by youtube? (video, poll)	false
In era of donald trump, bernie sanders sees ‘the beginning of a political revolution’	false
Stumptown coffee gives us a look behind the scenes (video)	false
Homeless say these tiny houses are 'life changing'	false
What do you call a reptile that's good with directions? a navigator	true
Here is a horrible insult. you look good.	true
Grandma finds out she's been accidentally praying to an 'lotr' elf	false
How much is the bare minimum? 1 bear.	true
What did capital 'o' say to capital 'q'? hey, put that thing back in your trousers!	true
Astronaut peggy whitson just smashed another space record	false
Vitamin c might protect lungs on high-pollution days: study	false
Why can't chinese have caucasian children? because two wongs don't make a white.	true
The beautiful things music does to your brain	false

Prince harry reacts hilariously to dj who slips him business card

false

Accio trailer! the 'harry potter' mobile game of your dreams is here

false

Q: why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? a: they fascinate.

true

How do you pickup chicks in auschwitz ? with a dustpan..

true

Proof that negative body messaging is everywhere, in one photo

false

Inside the massive global black market for smartphones

false

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

true

What are an italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables? asparagi!

true

See the painstaking process behind sculpting this spellbinding scarecrow

false

The best hotel villas in the caribbean (photos)

false

Face scrubs for your skin type: how often you should be using & ingredients to look out for

false

Hgtv 'design star' season 7 episode 2 recap: the white room challenge (video)

false

What do snake charmers do in the rain? turn on their windshield vipers.

true

What did the baby jew say to the mohel hooker? keep the tip

true

This one trick will make you feel young again. made you look.

true

Twitter celebrates black boy joy with #blackmensmiling hashtag

false

Iraqi dancer who 'just wanted to fly' among baghdad's dead

false

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? shoot him before he hits the water.

true

Staten island teen dies from asthma while fleeing racist crew waving gun

false

Video proves logan paul did many more utterly offensive things in japan

false

What car does luke skywalker drive? a toyoda

true

Man breaks down after getting ticket to see mom for first time in 8 years

false

Why did the chicken cross the road? i don't care now and i probably won't care later.

true

What is a stone's favourite robbie williams song? *rock* dj.

true

You say you want to bring me back to reality. you're assuming i've been there before.

true

What happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying

true

Why some mothers plan to disappear on mother's day

false

What type of curry sets fire to the rain? a-dhal

true

States' obamacare decisions show entrenched health reform partisanship

false

The pope's overlooked legacy: reforming the vatican bank

false

Why photoshopping is a matter of life and death for many girls

false

Why i can't stop taking pictures of my kids

false

Congratulations on your accomplishments! whitney houston, on being year sober!

true

Get a great smoky eye in no time

false

What does it mean when you're on a date and he pushes you in front of a bus?

true

Why can't you trust any adam? they make up everything.

true

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist? ... you get repossessed.

true

Why was lara croft sad? because her career was in ruins

true

Vegan ribs are actually delicious! the hardest part is hunting down the vegan.

true

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on june 22

false

If i can use dollar bills to make it rain, are dollar coins golden showers?

true

My grandpa has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the san diego zoo

true

Yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

true

5 tips for a lower-key approach to thriving in the holiday season

false

There's an awesome new way you can help raise awareness about anal cancer

false

Newsmax ceo and trump friend blames reince priebus for rocky start

false

The power of the purse: an untapped opportunity

false

What do you say when you're comforting a grammar nazi? there, their, they're.

true

These vintage ads prove we had no idea what the future would actually look like

false

I left my girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting... i wonder what she's up to now.

true

Medical company smith & nephew lays off almost 100 people, blames obamacare

false

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence? an atheist. he doesn't really believe in himself.

true

I don't mind meeting her parents. it's her husband i have always been avoiding.

true

You hear the one about the two guys who stole the calendar? they each got 6 months

true

Watch: oliver stone, joseph gordon-levitt, shailene woodly talk 'snowden'

false

What type of cheese is made backwards? edam

true

7 yoga rooms that will instantly relax you (photos)

false

If someone writes you a long email that ends with thoughts? just reply nope.

true

Hotels that make the most of a stellar location

false

'daily show' proves clinton campaign just like first 4 'rocky' films

false

Number of homeless students in america is rising rapidly

false

Bad advice: using 'more probable than not' at work

false

It is so cold that bill clinton is sleeping with his own wife to keep warm!

true

Stephen colbert reminds men everywhere that assault is not sex

false

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? high street, of course.

true

Why didn't anyone like the bread store owner? he was pretty loafsome

true

What do you call a political pig? a boar.

true

What's worse than a girl falling asleep during sex? a girl waking up during sex.

true

British tabloid publishes video of queen's nazi salute, buckingham palace is not amused

false

Miley cyrus' gender-bending performance on 'maya & marty' is pitch perfect

false

Snapchat released new trophies, and we know how to unlock them

false

I like my women like i like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh *yaaaah*

true

Knock knock who's there ! bronte ! bronte who ? bronte of the blow !

true

Crowded field of alabama candidates fight for open seat in senate

false

Scratch n' sniff wine book by richard betts gives readers a whiff of expertise

false

I painted my computer black to make it run faster. plugged it in and high voltage sho(r)t it.

true

Oxford, england: two exhibitions worth a day trip

false

Why this live nation exec quit the business to become a meditation guru

false

Met a prostitute that will do anything for 100 $ guess who's writing my take home exam ^^

true

Unconstitutional war and saudis’ mass starvation of yemen faces growing opposition in washington

false

What does hitler drink every morning? concentrated jews

true

If her age is on the clock then she's ready for the cock

true

What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy? little seizures.

true

Congressman steve scalise discharged from hospital following june shooting

false

What do you call a crossdressing nanny in martha's vineyard? a nantucket.

true

Fda permits marketing of first device to prevent migraines

false

Clive davis at whitney houston funeral: when i needed her, she was there

false

Kate upton cat daddy dancing video banned by youtube? (video, poll)

false

In era of donald trump, bernie sanders sees ‘the beginning of a political revolution’

false

Stumptown coffee gives us a look behind the scenes (video)

false

Homeless say these tiny houses are 'life changing'

false

What do you call a reptile that's good with directions? a navigator

true

Here is a horrible insult. you look good.

true

Grandma finds out she's been accidentally praying to an 'lotr' elf

false

How much is the bare minimum? 1 bear.

true

What did capital 'o' say to capital 'q'? hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

true

Astronaut peggy whitson just smashed another space record

false

Vitamin c might protect lungs on high-pollution days: study

false

Why can't chinese have caucasian children? because two wongs don't make a white.

true

The beautiful things music does to your brain

false