CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Aldon smith stabbed report: 49ers say star linebacker recovering from 'minor' injuries	false
Why the obsession with getting by on less sleep needs to end	false
What did the deaf person get after having sex with a hooker? hearing aids.	true
Ferguson’s 'debtors prison’ racket has been reined in. now its police force may be falling apart.	false
Defiant rousseff says brazil's democracy on trial with her	false
2016 candidates slam common core, but education standards take root	false
What does frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? daddy.	true
What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? water...	true
'mortdecai' is one of johnny depp's worst flops ever	false
My wife thinks i'm cheating on her. because none of our kids look like her.	true
Cyprus: i'm obsessed and you would be too! (photos)	false
It's better to have loved and lost than to notice a typo after you've already hit send.	true
'avengers 2' is dominating the foreign box office	false
I like my women how i like my whiskey....... age 12 and all mixed up in coke.	true
We've been trying to make cities walkable for years. 'pokemon go' did it overnight.	false
No, donald trump can't 'pivot' away from racism	false
Making good jokes about the clitoris is difficult: it's really sensitive.	true
Who always wins at musical chairs? rosa parks	true
Resistance groups try to turn their numbers into fundraising power	false
I don't believe in most conspiracies....but 7-11 is an inside job.	true
Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along? they didn't have ships in common.	true
Stakes are high for clinton, gop as benghazi takes center stage	false
Yes, i remember you saying - translation: please stop saying that	true
Why did marie antoinette travel the world? where else would she beheaded?	true
Cancer patients are finding anxiety relief in psychedelic mushrooms	false
Nsfw my girlfriend was arrested for riding her bike today. she was charged with peddling pussy.	true
Interrupting cow's cousin moo. knock knock. who's there? time traveling cow.	true
I consider myself a dog person i love ass in my face	true
Pc does anybody knows how to clean a laptop without opening it	true
I have a knack for philosophical puns... i guess you could say i have really found my nietzsche.	true
What did the stop light say to the car? don't look i am changing	true
What did the pacific ocean say to the atlantic ocean? nothing, they just waved.	true
Scientists who clearly love 'star wars' name beetle after chewbacca	false
Patton oswalt marries meredith salenger in hollywood ceremony	false
A dilemma for stock market investors: sell or sweat	false
The new 'walking dead' trailer is all about survival	false
Nice on the snare: my stroll with ralph nader	false
I'm too tired to slap you. bash your face up against my palm.	true
Aclu and lgbt groups call on obama to grant clemency to chelsea manning	false
Philadelphia transit strike to end as septa, union reach deal: reports	false
Whats the difference between santa and tiger woods? santa stops at 3 ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)	true
How are bears related to cooking? the pan... duh	true
So a guy wants to live on a danish island... he finds that the island is empty.	true
Topher grace really hated preparing to play david duke in spike lee's 'blackkklansman'	false
Campus debit cards: good for you or your university?	false
I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it.	true
Bernie sanders says he's willing to campaign for montana populist rob quist	false
What do you call an ugly dinosaur? an isaurus rex	true
Star wars fans: you'll love this cute family photo shoot	false
All growz up with melinda hill: laura kightlinger	false
I don't always feel like i won the genetic lottery, but when i do... i'm at wal-mart.	true
Amazing photos of new year's celebrations around the world	false
If rihanna and chris brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits	true
How iran dominates the middle east? soft power	false
I would never feed you to the wolves. you're too toxic and i like dogs.	true
Driving to work packs on more pounds -- even if you exercise	false
How did the blind man know santa was in his house? he felt his presents.	true
The ultimate roundup for hundreds of black friday deals	false
Technology gives us the power to rewrite nature	false
Eu officials urge u.s. to do more to help solve europe's refugee crisis	false
How long is a chinese man seriously, he is.	true
Laura ingraham announces week off air as advertisers flee	false
I'm celebrating 200 years of the buffalo. it's the bison-tennial!	true
What is a chinese person's favorite wound? bruise lee. i'll see myself out.	true
Real photos of taco bell's new breakfast items are ... different than the ads	false
What christmas carol do they sing in north korea? we three kims	true
How should the media refer to donald trump when he defames the central park five?	false
Bernie sanders is raising money hand over fist -- and spending it the same way	false
Police and prison guard groups fight marijuana legalization in california	false
6 couches for small apartments that will actually fit in your space (photos)	false
Miley cyrus (basically) admits that a vogue cover was in the works	false
A chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? a chicken sedan	true
Episode 90: show me that smile again (audio)	false
Smoker allegedly douses driver with gas in argument over lit cigarette	false
Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed	true
Pro-trump congressman: 'sometimes a lady needs to be told when she's being nasty'	false
15 cartoons that perfectly capture the reality of feeding kids	false
How does a mexican know when he's hungry? his ass stops burning.	true
28 stars you might not know are bisexual	false
What is the difference between a diameter and a radius? a radius	true
Is anyone else disappointed about the new ceo of reddit? such a re-post.	true
I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in roman numerals... fcuking livid	true
Me: do you like bad boys? her: no me: are you sure? her: okay yes	true
I can either be on time or wearing pants. pick one.	true
I like my women like i like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap.	true
This pakistani activist is taking his fight against extremism worldwide	false
Hollywood cafe lets you have coffee with ryan gosling every day	false
Trying to breathe: as california toasts environmental win, pollution still plagues	false
Q: what happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug? a: it loses its cool.	true
Nsfw what's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? trying to put the nappy back on.	true
Sarah wiley, 66-year-old-model: there is a 'whole gang of us' older models out there	false
Zombie apocalypses suck. everything comes back to bite you!	true
watches a movie with you loudly beeps during all the good parts	true
Chemistry joke! why can't acids argue well? all their statements are baseless.	true
What's the difference between tiger woods and princess diana? tiger woods had a better driver!	true
Breaking - trump emailed hillary clinton his tax returns she just accidentally deleted them.	true
Right whales could face extinction after deadly year, researchers say	false
How do all racist jokes start? looks over left shoulder looks over right shoulder	true
Solar flare erupts from giant sunspot, marks the summer's strongest flare yet	false
Brains are awesome... i wish everyone had one.	true

Aldon smith stabbed report: 49ers say star linebacker recovering from 'minor' injuries

false

Why the obsession with getting by on less sleep needs to end

false

What did the deaf person get after having sex with a hooker? hearing aids.

true

Ferguson’s 'debtors prison’ racket has been reined in. now its police force may be falling apart.

false

Defiant rousseff says brazil's democracy on trial with her

false

2016 candidates slam common core, but education standards take root

false

What does frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? daddy.

true

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? water...

true

'mortdecai' is one of johnny depp's worst flops ever

false

My wife thinks i'm cheating on her. because none of our kids look like her.

true

Cyprus: i'm obsessed and you would be too! (photos)

false

It's better to have loved and lost than to notice a typo after you've already hit send.

true

'avengers 2' is dominating the foreign box office

false

I like my women how i like my whiskey....... age 12 and all mixed up in coke.

true

We've been trying to make cities walkable for years. 'pokemon go' did it overnight.

false

No, donald trump can't 'pivot' away from racism

false

Making good jokes about the clitoris is difficult: it's really sensitive.

true

Who always wins at musical chairs? rosa parks

true

Resistance groups try to turn their numbers into fundraising power

false

I don't believe in most conspiracies....but 7-11 is an inside job.

true

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along? they didn't have ships in common.

true

Stakes are high for clinton, gop as benghazi takes center stage

false

Yes, i remember you saying - translation: please stop saying that

true

Why did marie antoinette travel the world? where else would she beheaded?

true

Cancer patients are finding anxiety relief in psychedelic mushrooms

false

Nsfw my girlfriend was arrested for riding her bike today. she was charged with peddling pussy.

true

Interrupting cow's cousin moo. knock knock. who's there? time traveling cow.

true

I consider myself a dog person i love ass in my face

true

Pc does anybody knows how to clean a laptop without opening it

true

I have a knack for philosophical puns... i guess you could say i have really found my nietzsche.

true

What did the stop light say to the car? don't look i am changing

true

What did the pacific ocean say to the atlantic ocean? nothing, they just waved.

true

Scientists who clearly love 'star wars' name beetle after chewbacca

false

Patton oswalt marries meredith salenger in hollywood ceremony

false

A dilemma for stock market investors: sell or sweat

false

The new 'walking dead' trailer is all about survival

false

Nice on the snare: my stroll with ralph nader

false

I'm too tired to slap you. bash your face up against my palm.

true

Aclu and lgbt groups call on obama to grant clemency to chelsea manning

false

Philadelphia transit strike to end as septa, union reach deal: reports

false

Whats the difference between santa and tiger woods? santa stops at 3 ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

true

How are bears related to cooking? the pan... duh

true

So a guy wants to live on a danish island... he finds that the island is empty.

true

Topher grace really hated preparing to play david duke in spike lee's 'blackkklansman'

false

Campus debit cards: good for you or your university?

false

I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it.

true

Bernie sanders says he's willing to campaign for montana populist rob quist

false

What do you call an ugly dinosaur? an isaurus rex

true

Star wars fans: you'll love this cute family photo shoot

false

All growz up with melinda hill: laura kightlinger

false

I don't always feel like i won the genetic lottery, but when i do... i'm at wal-mart.

true

Amazing photos of new year's celebrations around the world

false

If rihanna and chris brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits

true

How iran dominates the middle east? soft power

false

I would never feed you to the wolves. you're too toxic and i like dogs.

true

Driving to work packs on more pounds -- even if you exercise

false

How did the blind man know santa was in his house? he felt his presents.

true

The ultimate roundup for hundreds of black friday deals

false

Technology gives us the power to rewrite nature

false

Eu officials urge u.s. to do more to help solve europe's refugee crisis

false

How long is a chinese man seriously, he is.

true

Laura ingraham announces week off air as advertisers flee

false

I'm celebrating 200 years of the buffalo. it's the bison-tennial!

true

What is a chinese person's favorite wound? bruise lee. i'll see myself out.

true

Real photos of taco bell's new breakfast items are ... different than the ads

false

What christmas carol do they sing in north korea? we three kims

true

How should the media refer to donald trump when he defames the central park five?

false

Bernie sanders is raising money hand over fist -- and spending it the same way

false

Police and prison guard groups fight marijuana legalization in california

false

6 couches for small apartments that will actually fit in your space (photos)

false

Miley cyrus (basically) admits that a vogue cover was in the works

false

A chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? a chicken sedan

true

Episode 90: show me that smile again (audio)

false

Smoker allegedly douses driver with gas in argument over lit cigarette

false

Fire engines are painted red for camouflage, so they can sneak up on fires without being noticed

true

Pro-trump congressman: 'sometimes a lady needs to be told when she's being nasty'

false

15 cartoons that perfectly capture the reality of feeding kids

false

How does a mexican know when he's hungry? his ass stops burning.

true

28 stars you might not know are bisexual

false

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius? a radius

true

Is anyone else disappointed about the new ceo of reddit? such a re-post.

true

I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in roman numerals... fcuking livid

true

Me: do you like bad boys? her: no me: are you sure? her: okay yes

true

I can either be on time or wearing pants. pick one.

true

I like my women like i like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap.

true

This pakistani activist is taking his fight against extremism worldwide

false

Hollywood cafe lets you have coffee with ryan gosling every day

false

Trying to breathe: as california toasts environmental win, pollution still plagues

false

Q: what happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug? a: it loses its cool.

true

Nsfw what's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? trying to put the nappy back on.

true

Sarah wiley, 66-year-old-model: there is a 'whole gang of us' older models out there

false

Zombie apocalypses suck. everything comes back to bite you!

true

*watches a movie with you* *loudly beeps during all the good parts*

true

Chemistry joke! why can't acids argue well? all their statements are baseless.

true

What's the difference between tiger woods and princess diana? tiger woods had a better driver!

true

Breaking - trump emailed hillary clinton his tax returns she just accidentally deleted them.

true

Right whales could face extinction after deadly year, researchers say

false

How do all racist jokes start? *looks over left shoulder* *looks over right shoulder*

true

Solar flare erupts from giant sunspot, marks the summer's strongest flare yet

false

Brains are awesome... i wish everyone had one.

true