CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Obama to make white house pitch for clinton	false
Lin-manuel miranda is every inspirational movie teacher in 'snl' parody	false
I dated a woman once. most confusing twenty minutes of my life.	true
Why you should consider vacationing at a vineyard	false
Focusing on closing the gender gap in school shootings	false
A village in nova scotia had a tiny women’s march with huge heart	false
Even liars tell the truth about lying, study finds	false
The best reason yet to love disney's newest princess, moana	false
I'm in hiding from exercise. it's called the fitness protection program.	true
Spanish tourist rodrigo ben-azul stranded for two months in chile's santiago airport	false
How to spend 24 hours in saint petersburg, russia like a local	false
What do you do if a 4 year old girl catches you masturbating? untie her	true
I went to a drag race yesterday it's amazing how fast men can run in heels.	true
Artist transforms vintage flower photos into your new best friends	false
'star wars' pregnancy announcement is equally funny and grim	false
Aid convoy still stuck in turkey as ceasefire in syria expires	false
2013 sea state report shows major protections are needed to keep ocean ecosystems healthy	false
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 16	false
Why i yearn for the boring days of yore	false
How i kicked the diet soda habit (and how you can too)	false
How do you know if a blonde has been in the refrigerator? there's lipstick on the cucumbers.	true
Do you know why the scarecrow won the nobel prize? because he was outstanding in his field!!	true
Twitter is cool because it makes me look like i'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself.	true
Report: outspoken putin critic alexei navalny found guilty of embezzlement	false
What is link's favorite final fantasy character? zell, duh!	true
Do they make a rosetta stone for women's moods yet?	true
I took an 8 hour class on door-making... don't knock it till you try it	true
Hey buddy, what's up?!! -- short honk i will kill you and everyone you love -- long honk	true
Mighty movie podcast: bill stone on triumph of the wall	false
What do programmers hate more than fat women? fat fingers	true
Ongoing nyc marijuana arrests are not a joke	false
Some say i'm an apathetic person... but really, i just don't care.	true
What did the baby seal order for lunch? the club sandwich.	true
What's the difference between a gun and amnesia? oh shoot, i forgot...	true
Mom's powerful project helps parents cope with loss	false
Fun fact: it is annoying that some people think facts are fun.	true
What did they call hitler after he lost his hair? the bald eagle..... i'm here all day folks	true
'lucky' the wallaby saved from creek by recent cpr trainee	false
Drunk people are the only honest ones left.	true
Do you think horses feel remorse? they have such long faces.	true
Mizzou professor who blocked reporters from protest charged with assault	false
Atlanta police applauded for 'exemplary' behavior during massive protest	false
New york times columnist defends calling anti-semitism the 'disease of the arab mind'	false
Asian-american band 'the slants' win supreme court battle over name trademark	false
Jimmy kimmel wants parents to fake taking their kids' halloween candy	false
I'm no scientist, but i don't think it's possible for everybody to be kung fu fighting.	true
What kind of olive oil do reddit users use to masturbate? extra virgin	true
What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard? edward snowed-in	true
When someone offers me constructive criticism, it's clear they've mistaken me for someone else.	true
House passes 5-month funding patch for highways, senate takes detour	false
This gorgeous rainbow body art is further proof that stretch marks are beautiful	false
Jury finds cinemark theater chain not liable in 2012 colorado movie massacre	false
Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving? to prevent them from whistling.	true
Claire mccaskill shotgunned a beer when todd akin won the gop primary	false
Nationwide protests condemning police brutality continue with no end in sight	false
Q: what is the difference between windows 95 and windows 98? a: 3 years	true
How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb? only one, but it takes nine years.	true
Thursday's morning email: four women come forward to say trump groped them	false
Un world food programme in ecuador: strengthening food security through ancestral knowledge	false
Here's how religious exemption laws can hurt women and the lgbt community	false
My doctor wrote me a prescription... it writes dailysex but my girlfriend insists it's dyslexia	true
How i've hacked my life to use my adhd to my advantage (part 1)	false
8 items that will transform your fall wardrobe	false
What did one eye say to the other? between you and i, something smells.	true
I just had a baby! it was delicious.	true
Majority of floridians want to maintain or expand obamacare	false
How to make an oktoberfest festhaus at home	false
It turns out vaccines cause cancer. you'll actually live long enough to get it.	true
Proposal to cap executive pay rejected by swiss voters	false
Nuclear weapons are much more dangerous than global warming	false
A lot of people are talking about usain bolt. i guess it's a running joke.	true
Racing to preserve the underground cities of world war i	false
These wrestlers have literally no words for you	false
Single moms: pew research center finds that moms are breadwinners in 40 percent of households	false
Isis declares islamic 'caliphate' and calls on groups to pledge allegiance	false
How does every racist joke start? by looking over you shoulders.	true
What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? you mothersucker.	true
Short seal joke a baby seal walks into a club	true
20 unique places that prove our planet is awesome	false
These social media apps are causing trouble in schools	false
27 deliciously snarky tweets about ‘the bachelor,’ episode 6	false
How do you contact dead window cleaners? use a squeegee board.	true
Memorial day movies: films that celebrate real war heroes	false
I like my women like i like my chocolate. with nuts.	true
Another reason to add more fish to your diet	false
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? one, or two? one .... or two?	true
Balls deep is not a accurate form of measurement.	true
I like my men like i like my coffee... white, tepid, and saccharine sweet.	true
Wife: valentine's day is right around the corner. me: no worries, so is wal-mart.	true
What's the hardest part of rollerblading? telling your parents that you're gay.	true
I just saw an 8 year old hipster. your move, apocalypse.	true
School is like a boner it's long and hard unless you're asian.	true
Enjoy the cheap gas... but don't expect it to last	false
The house on mango street goes to trial: #mayavsaz	false
Woman claims pastor abused her as a teen. he continued working with youth for years.	false
How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing? buckaneer	true
Governor christie's lap band may be a band-aid	false
Flight attendant: would you like some headphones? me: how did you know my name is phones?	true
How do you get 30 drunk canadians out of the pool? please get out of the pool	true
Where do sperm go when they die? the sementery.	true

Obama to make white house pitch for clinton

false

Lin-manuel miranda is every inspirational movie teacher in 'snl' parody

false

I dated a woman once. most confusing twenty minutes of my life.

true

Why you should consider vacationing at a vineyard

false

Focusing on closing the gender gap in school shootings

false

A village in nova scotia had a tiny women’s march with huge heart

false

Even liars tell the truth about lying, study finds

false

The best reason yet to love disney's newest princess, moana

false

I'm in hiding from exercise. it's called the fitness protection program.

true

Spanish tourist rodrigo ben-azul stranded for two months in chile's santiago airport

false

How to spend 24 hours in saint petersburg, russia like a local

false

What do you do if a 4 year old girl catches you masturbating? untie her

true

I went to a drag race yesterday it's amazing how fast men can run in heels.

true

Artist transforms vintage flower photos into your new best friends

false

'star wars' pregnancy announcement is equally funny and grim

false

Aid convoy still stuck in turkey as ceasefire in syria expires

false

2013 sea state report shows major protections are needed to keep ocean ecosystems healthy

false

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on december 16

false

Why i yearn for the boring days of yore

false

How i kicked the diet soda habit (and how you can too)

false

How do you know if a blonde has been in the refrigerator? there's lipstick on the cucumbers.

true

Do you know why the scarecrow won the nobel prize? because he was outstanding in his field!!

true

Twitter is cool because it makes me look like i'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself.

true

Report: outspoken putin critic alexei navalny found guilty of embezzlement

false

What is link's favorite final fantasy character? zell, duh!

true

Do they make a rosetta stone for women's moods yet?

true

I took an 8 hour class on door-making... don't knock it till you try it

true

Hey buddy, what's up?!! -- short honk i will kill you and everyone you love -- long honk

true

Mighty movie podcast: bill stone on triumph of the wall

false

What do programmers hate more than fat women? fat fingers

true

Ongoing nyc marijuana arrests are not a joke

false

Some say i'm an apathetic person... but really, i just don't care.

true

What did the baby seal order for lunch? the club sandwich.

true

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia? oh shoot, i forgot...

true

Mom's powerful project helps parents cope with loss

false

Fun fact: it is annoying that some people think facts are fun.

true

What did they call hitler after he lost his hair? the bald eagle..... i'm here all day folks

true

'lucky' the wallaby saved from creek by recent cpr trainee

false

Drunk people are the only honest ones left.

true

Do you think horses feel remorse? they have such long faces.

true

Mizzou professor who blocked reporters from protest charged with assault

false

Atlanta police applauded for 'exemplary' behavior during massive protest

false

New york times columnist defends calling anti-semitism the 'disease of the arab mind'

false

Asian-american band 'the slants' win supreme court battle over name trademark

false

Jimmy kimmel wants parents to fake taking their kids' halloween candy

false

I'm no scientist, but i don't think it's possible for everybody to be kung fu fighting.

true

What kind of olive oil do reddit users use to masturbate? extra virgin

true

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard? edward snowed-in

true

When someone offers me constructive criticism, it's clear they've mistaken me for someone else.

true

House passes 5-month funding patch for highways, senate takes detour

false

This gorgeous rainbow body art is further proof that stretch marks are beautiful

false

Jury finds cinemark theater chain not liable in 2012 colorado movie massacre

false

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving? to prevent them from whistling.

true

Claire mccaskill shotgunned a beer when todd akin won the gop primary

false

Nationwide protests condemning police brutality continue with no end in sight

false

Q: what is the difference between windows 95 and windows 98? a: 3 years

true

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb? only one, but it takes nine years.

true

Thursday's morning email: four women come forward to say trump groped them

false

Un world food programme in ecuador: strengthening food security through ancestral knowledge

false

Here's how religious exemption laws can hurt women and the lgbt community

false

My doctor wrote me a prescription... it writes dailysex but my girlfriend insists it's dyslexia

true

How i've hacked my life to use my adhd to my advantage (part 1)

false

8 items that will transform your fall wardrobe

false

What did one eye say to the other? between you and i, something smells.

true

I just had a baby! it was delicious.

true

Majority of floridians want to maintain or expand obamacare

false

How to make an oktoberfest festhaus at home

false

It turns out vaccines cause cancer. you'll actually live long enough to get it.

true

Proposal to cap executive pay rejected by swiss voters

false

Nuclear weapons are much more dangerous than global warming

false

A lot of people are talking about usain bolt. i guess it's a running joke.

true

Racing to preserve the underground cities of world war i

false

These wrestlers have literally no words for you

false

Single moms: pew research center finds that moms are breadwinners in 40 percent of households

false

Isis declares islamic 'caliphate' and calls on groups to pledge allegiance

false

How does every racist joke start? by looking over you shoulders.

true

What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? you mothersucker.

true

Short seal joke a baby seal walks into a club

true

20 unique places that prove our planet is awesome

false

These social media apps are causing trouble in schools

false

27 deliciously snarky tweets about ‘the bachelor,’ episode 6

false

How do you contact dead window cleaners? use a squeegee board.

true

Memorial day movies: films that celebrate real war heroes

false

I like my women like i like my chocolate. with nuts.

true

Another reason to add more fish to your diet

false

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? one, or two? one .... or two?

true

Balls deep is not a accurate form of measurement.

true

I like my men like i like my coffee... white, tepid, and saccharine sweet.

true

Wife: valentine's day is right around the corner. me: no worries, so is wal-mart.

true

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? telling your parents that you're gay.

true

I just saw an 8 year old hipster. your move, apocalypse.

true

School is like a boner it's long and hard unless you're asian.

true

Enjoy the cheap gas... but don't expect it to last

false

The house on mango street goes to trial: #mayavsaz

false

Woman claims pastor abused her as a teen. he continued working with youth for years.

false

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing? buckaneer

true

Governor christie's lap band may be a band-aid

false

Flight attendant: would you like some headphones? me: how did you know my name is phones?

true

How do you get 30 drunk canadians out of the pool? please get out of the pool

true

Where do sperm go when they die? the sementery.

true