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How to blow-dry your hair and more styling tips
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Who's idea was it to package scissors in a package what requires scissors to open.
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Do you like fish sticks? if you do you must be a gay fish
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What did jesus say to the eskimos? many are cold, but few are frozen.
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How do you get a mormon to stop drinking all your booze? you invite two of them.
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'stranger things' season 2 might turn these characters' lives upside down
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My sister is the clumsiest girl i know... she's always miscarrying.
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Labor day sales 2013: where to find the best store deals and discounts
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19 inexpensive ways to fix up your kitchen (photos)
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Morgan griffith is dazed and confused on guns
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If you watch the biggest loser backwards it's a story about your mom.
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Can't sleep knowing there's a toblerone in the mini bar.
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If vampires can't see themselves in mirrors, how do they trim those perfect goatees?
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Can you help me with this problem? x+u=25 i think x=15, because u sure are a 10.
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Nina dobrev wants donald trump impeached and doesn’t care if you agree
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I just spotted a chihuahua! that wasn't very nice you shouldn't draw on dogs!
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Stuck in a rut? tips on overcoming what stops you
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I lost my job at the orange juice factory they said i couldn't concentrate
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U.n. takes saudi-led coalition in yemen off child rights blacklist
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Pretty sure dora goes on crazy adventures with a monkey because her mom is on twitter.
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Weekend diy ideas: 7 easy ways to fix up your home in 2 days (video, photos)
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Trump is the next president of the united states. thanks obama.
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Takata corp. files for bankruptcy following massive airbag recall
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Those who mind: the case against trying to win people over
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Discover the power of the present moment in yoga
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Nobody is saving anything on car insurance. we're all being ripped off.
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I told my sister a joke about the belts. i didn't know if it would hold up
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Anthony bourdain talks world street food congress, 'parts unknown'
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I slipped on some black ice today i knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing.
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U.s. ends controversial laptop ban on flights from middle east
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Pool went for a swim in one of those infinity pools earlier...couldn't finish a length :-(
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This tiny, beating heart was made from stem cells
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If linkin park was to describe photons: but in the end, it isn't even matter.
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This baseball team learned there's a wrong way to celebrate japanese culture
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Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
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How to avoid disaster during this week's severe cold weather
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What's the stupidest animal in the jungle the polar bear.
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What's obama say to biden when he leaves the room after a argument? good*bi-den*
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Trump declares holy war against radical islamic terrorism
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Supreme court denies bid to block epa rule over mercury pollution
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Does anyone have the owner's manual for a wife? mine's emitting a terrible whining noise.
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What is the favorite note of a priest? a minor
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What drug can donald trump not live without? xanax, for hispanic attacks.
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Do america's corporations care how much american workers earn?
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You really gotta hand it to short people... because we can't reach it.
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More than half of jeb bush's proposed tax cuts would benefit the top 1 percent: report
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A souped-up 'fast and furious' trailer goes for a spin during super bowl
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U.s.-backed forces seize control of syria's manbij from isis
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My jokes are still in alpha. hopefully soon they'll get beta.
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Christina hendricks' agency dropped her for agreeing to play joan
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Photo of seal cheesin' for the camera wins photography contest
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Kate becomes 4th hurricane of the atlantic season
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As a priest, here's why thoughts and prayers are not enough
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I have the body of a god... ...unfortunately it's buddha.
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10 most popular travel experiences in the world
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How does bran stark get into a whorehouse? hodor.
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Tribunal rules chinese have no legal claims over south china sea
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Mitt romney chides ted cruz for calling obama a sponsor of terror
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How using your phone to pay for the subway can help fight climate change
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? ayyyye matey!!!
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This may be the most sweeping set of animal protections ever announced
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Watch tina fey and amy poehler throw a total rager in 'sisters' trailer
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I would tell your a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon
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It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
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War does not determine who is right only who is left.
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Sometimes instagram almost makes me wish i went outside.
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Good news for officer shot in face during stop
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Condoleezza rice wants u.s. to remain 'open and welcoming' to refugees
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Why do flamingos stand on one leg? if they lifted the other leg they'd fall over.
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Here's where to see 'hidden figures' for free during black history month
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This senate candidate explains how god-awful and life consuming fundraising is
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Why is turkey happy? it just escaped from a coop.
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They shoot horses, don't they? not if these equine innovators can help it
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Presidents day: healthy ways to make the most of it
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Chewbacca has started a website that gives out all of the empire's secrets... wookieeleaks
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Interest rates near zero prevent savings accounts from growing
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What's the difference between jelly and jam? i can't jelly my wiener in a car exhaust pipe
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Till divorce do us part: being married briefly can be a blessing
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Iggy azalea must have an infinitely high viscosity because she got no flow.
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Rick perry mixed & matched data in big speech
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I started working on my 2nd million this year... gave up on the first...
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I know a guy addicted to brake fluid he says he can stop at any time
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I had a horrible night last night my blow up doll ran off with my air mattress
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Amy schumer doesn't need your permission to decline a selfie
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Optimism could be the secret to a healthy heart, study suggests
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Is your friend dating your ex? 3 ways to handle yourself with grace and style
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Meet my new lizard friend... he's my newt!
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Harambe the gorilla -- symptom of our deeper dysfunction
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Many leaders in the former soviet union like trump because he's one of them
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'i'm from jersey': a pediatrician's reflections on sandy
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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it? a denom-nom-nominator!
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Why did the old lady fall into the well? she didn't see that well
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Huffpost hill - please clap: 2016 nearly over
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Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a licensed six offender.
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Beware of tv. it has the power to turn things like storage, parking and cupcakes into wars.
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So i've decided that my wifi will be my valentine. idk, we just have this connection.
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What's a pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty.
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Here's the one thing emeril lagasse wishes all home chefs would do
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What do you get when you cross an indian smoothie with a rescue dog? mango lassie
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How do you spot two bffs in prison they finish each other's sentences
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