CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? because it is two-tired (too tired).	true
Why some american jews seek to break israel's chief rabbinate monopoly	false
Oregon college shooter's father asks how did he get so many guns	false
What do you get when you burn a hungarian ghost? ghoul-ash!	true
Why did everyone trust the marsupial? everything he said was troo	true
Power mom building an empire: nascar team owner melissa lebron	false
Why did the ghost cross the road? to come back from the other side.	true
I'm not proud of this, but if the price is right, i'll buy your high school kid alcohol.	true
Sean 'diddy' combs, mark wahlberg donating one million bottles of water to flint	false
13 new year's eve dresses to ring in 2013 (photos)	false
How do you find a blind man in a strip club? it isn't hard	true
What is a rifle with three barrels? a trifle.	true
Bring moneychangers back to the temple (church and mosque)?	false
To all those people who never finish what they start, i say...	true
What does a kite and a stoner have in common? they're both high.	true
What is long and hard for a black guy? third grade	true
U.s.a. beats germany 2-0 to advance to women's world cup final	false
Blood sugar solution challenge, day 9: eat fat for weight loss	false
When a girl says, i think we should talk, it's never about the bat mobile.	true
Chuck norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.	true
Judd apatow had the best response to bill cosby's admission he drugged women for sex	false
Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper? because it was ripped.	true
Fashion week blizzard: nemo threatens to take the style out of new york (photos)	false
Poorer countries admire leaders' strength, wealthier countries admire their ideals	false
Huffpost religion podcast 'all together' is now on itunes	false
Elephants are scared of mice they're like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps	true
What did professor x said when cyclops whipped out his penis? keep it in your jeans	true
What gets a gold digger off? goldman sachs	true
I'm not a proctologist ... ... but i know an asshole when i see one.	true
Wanna hear a joke? i get no karma for this. :(	true
I have an inferiority complex..... it's not a very good one, though.	true
Help greece, but forget about reparations from germany	false
How indigenous people are exploring many shades of redd	false
Can a nonprofit find strategic ways to grow in difficult times?	false
Americans are split over donald trump's travel ban	false
Why was the calendar depressed? his days were numbered.	true
Why did the shark keep swimming in circles it had nosebleed.	true
What did the cool dinosaur say to his mating partner? dino-mate!	true
What do you call three egyptian women in a bathtub? gorillas in the mist	true
7 charts that show the devastating impact of abortion restrictions in texas	false
It was dark and hazy and i accidentally fapped to rihanna .. thinking she was halle berry	true
Grace kelly's bag is so iconic, it got its own name	false
What is the difference between being horny and hungry? where you put the cucumber.	true
Do straight guys think the leggings as pants look is hot? we asked them!	false
So i guess the eu i guess the eu has 1 gb of free space now	true
Susan. susan it's working get in here -moses practicing parting the water in the bathtub	true
Wedding dress ideas: what to do with your gown after the big day	false
There's a button on this hotel phone that says, pizza. i may never leave.	true
The worst cities for thanksgiving traffic, according to google	false
Police reports in laquan mcdonald case appear to contradict dashcam video	false
What's 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? a selfie stick	true
The internet is having a field day comparing justin bieber and orlando bloom's nude pics	false
When is booger not a booger? when it('s not).	true
If you steal a tesla... does it become an edison?	true
Gop leaders say they're not giving up on repeal vote this week	false
Denis leary and james corden perform new 'i hate donald trump' anthem as the clintons	false
Chelsea manning begins hunger strike: 'i need help. i am not getting any.'	false
What's the key to a pirate opera? the high cs	true
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.	true
Obesity on the rise: whose waistlines are growing in the u.s.?	false
Cayden, curious 2-year-old, falls down laundry chute, becomes stuck in wall (video)	false
What is the difference between your wife and your job? your job still sucks.	true
3 simple ways you can inspire your kids right now	false
Mascots playing kids in football is 'stuff that nightmares are made of'	false
What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? reddit	true
Kate middleton repeats tartan coat at sandringham for christmas (photos)	false
Apple, the fbi, and security - stratechery by ben thompson	false
5 natural first-time mom fears... and why you should ignore them	false
Jennifer lawrence is team nightcrawler in new 'x-men: apocalypse' clip	false
Gel manicures raise questions about safety of the uv lamps used to dry the polish	false
10 quotes that capture the horror and complexity of paris attacks	false
What's sarah palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? parah salin.	true
What 3 candies do you find in school? redhots, dumdums, and smarties.	true
Taylor swift's easter egg battle is our new favorite holiday tradition	false
Schooner or later, sailors... ...engage in rudder nonsense.	true
Why are ska bands so clean? they always pick it up pick it up pick it up.	true
Habits must change: reputational crisis readiness is a strategic must	false
Issa rae is working on a show about the love life of a bisexual black man	false
The huffington post is hiring an associate editor, international	false
Rip to my good friend brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(	true
Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? it was in tents.	true
My dog understands four words: his name, food, outside and antidisestablishmentarianism.	true
An iphone user walks into... a bar, a hotel, a field. he's not too sure	true
My grandfather's final words before he kicked the bucket were... i'm gonna kick this bucket!	true
Wanna know why i prefer sponge cakes to jesus? because sponge cake doesn't take 3 days to rise.	true
Which came first: the chicken or the egg? the chicken. eggs don't come.	true
Greg smith doesn't know the half of it	false
Paul ryan's remarkable, personal demand for becoming speaker	false
Why did the guitarist go to prison? for fingering a minor.	true
Thanks for increasing the value of my asset over time. i really appreciate it.	true
What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? a lil smokey	true
Pinterest could help people with depression -- if used correctly	false
Britain's eu commissioner says he is resigning following brexit vote	false
Most border residents didn’t vote for trump’s wall	false
Albert einstein just finished his theory about space. its about time too	true
I asked my cellmate how long he's in for. he said, until i ejaculate.	true
This guy went for an interview with buzzfeed what happened next will shock you	true
Lena dunham, selena gomez & more honored at glamour's women of the year awards (photos)	false
This ceo is ready to fight back if donald trump wins	false
I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats. prophets are through the roof.	true

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? because it is two-tired (too tired).

true

Why some american jews seek to break israel's chief rabbinate monopoly

false

Oregon college shooter's father asks how did he get so many guns

false

What do you get when you burn a hungarian ghost? ghoul-ash!

true

Why did everyone trust the marsupial? everything he said was troo

true

Power mom building an empire: nascar team owner melissa lebron

false

Why did the ghost cross the road? to come back from the other side.

true

I'm not proud of this, but if the price is right, i'll buy your high school kid alcohol.

true

Sean 'diddy' combs, mark wahlberg donating one million bottles of water to flint

false

13 new year's eve dresses to ring in 2013 (photos)

false

How do you find a blind man in a strip club? it isn't hard

true

What is a rifle with three barrels? a trifle.

true

Bring moneychangers back to the temple (church and mosque)?

false

To all those people who never finish what they start, i say...

true

What does a kite and a stoner have in common? they're both high.

true

What is long and hard for a black guy? third grade

true

U.s.a. beats germany 2-0 to advance to women's world cup final

false

Blood sugar solution challenge, day 9: eat fat for weight loss

false

When a girl says, i think we should talk, it's never about the bat mobile.

true

Chuck norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.

true

Judd apatow had the best response to bill cosby's admission he drugged women for sex

false

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper? because it was ripped.

true

Fashion week blizzard: nemo threatens to take the style out of new york (photos)

false

Poorer countries admire leaders' strength, wealthier countries admire their ideals

false

Huffpost religion podcast 'all together' is now on itunes

false

Elephants are scared of mice they're like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps

true

What did professor x said when cyclops whipped out his penis? keep it in your jeans

true

What gets a gold digger off? goldman sachs

true

I'm not a proctologist ... ... but i know an asshole when i see one.

true

Wanna hear a joke? i get no karma for this. :(

true

I have an inferiority complex..... it's not a very good one, though.

true

Help greece, but forget about reparations from germany

false

How indigenous people are exploring many shades of redd

false

Can a nonprofit find strategic ways to grow in difficult times?

false

Americans are split over donald trump's travel ban

false

Why was the calendar depressed? his days were numbered.

true

Why did the shark keep swimming in circles it had nosebleed.

true

What did the cool dinosaur say to his mating partner? dino-mate!

true

What do you call three egyptian women in a bathtub? gorillas in the mist

true

7 charts that show the devastating impact of abortion restrictions in texas

false

It was dark and hazy and i accidentally fapped to rihanna .. thinking she was halle berry

true

Grace kelly's bag is so iconic, it got its own name

false

What is the difference between being horny and hungry? where you put the cucumber.

true

Do straight guys think the leggings as pants look is hot? we asked them!

false

So i guess the eu i guess the eu has 1 gb of free space now

true

Susan. susan it's working get in here -moses practicing parting the water in the bathtub

true

Wedding dress ideas: what to do with your gown after the big day

false

There's a button on this hotel phone that says, pizza. i may never leave.

true

The worst cities for thanksgiving traffic, according to google

false

Police reports in laquan mcdonald case appear to contradict dashcam video

false

What's 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? a selfie stick

true

The internet is having a field day comparing justin bieber and orlando bloom's nude pics

false

When is booger not a booger? when it('s not).

true

If you steal a tesla... does it become an edison?

true

Gop leaders say they're not giving up on repeal vote this week

false

Denis leary and james corden perform new 'i hate donald trump' anthem as the clintons

false

Chelsea manning begins hunger strike: 'i need help. i am not getting any.'

false

What's the key to a pirate opera? the high cs

true

Why did the chicken cross the road? *to get to the other side.*

true

Obesity on the rise: whose waistlines are growing in the u.s.?

false

Cayden, curious 2-year-old, falls down laundry chute, becomes stuck in wall (video)

false

What is the difference between your wife and your job? your job still sucks.

true

3 simple ways you can inspire your kids right now

false

Mascots playing kids in football is 'stuff that nightmares are made of'

false

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? reddit

true

Kate middleton repeats tartan coat at sandringham for christmas (photos)

false

Apple, the fbi, and security - stratechery by ben thompson

false

5 natural first-time mom fears... and why you should ignore them

false

Jennifer lawrence is team nightcrawler in new 'x-men: apocalypse' clip

false

Gel manicures raise questions about safety of the uv lamps used to dry the polish

false

10 quotes that capture the horror and complexity of paris attacks

false

What's sarah palin's favorite thing to do in the summertime? parah salin.

true

What 3 candies do you find in school? redhots, dumdums, and smarties.

true

Taylor swift's easter egg battle is our new favorite holiday tradition

false

Schooner or later, sailors... ...engage in rudder nonsense.

true

Why are ska bands so clean? they always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

true

Habits must change: reputational crisis readiness is a strategic must

false

Issa rae is working on a show about the love life of a bisexual black man

false

The huffington post is hiring an associate editor, international

false

Rip to my good friend brian... ...eaten by a pack of dyslexic zombies :(

true

Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? it was in tents.

true

My dog understands four words: his name, food, outside and antidisestablishmentarianism.

true

An iphone user walks into... a bar, a hotel, a field. he's not too sure

true

My grandfather's final words before he kicked the bucket were... i'm gonna kick this bucket!

true

Wanna know why i prefer sponge cakes to jesus? because sponge cake doesn't take 3 days to rise.

true

Which came first: the chicken or the egg? the chicken. eggs don't come.

true

Greg smith doesn't know the half of it

false

Paul ryan's remarkable, personal demand for becoming speaker

false

Why did the guitarist go to prison? for fingering a minor.

true

Thanks for increasing the value of my asset over time. i really appreciate it.

true

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? a lil smokey

true

Pinterest could help people with depression -- if used correctly

false

Britain's eu commissioner says he is resigning following brexit vote

false

Most border residents didn’t vote for trump’s wall

false

Albert einstein just finished his theory about space. its about time too

true

I asked my cellmate how long he's in for. he said, until i ejaculate.

true

This guy went for an interview with buzzfeed what happened next will shock you

true

Lena dunham, selena gomez & more honored at glamour's women of the year awards (photos)

false

This ceo is ready to fight back if donald trump wins

false

I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats. prophets are through the roof.

true