CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Natural ball lightning recorded by scientists for first time ever (video)	false
Investment i still wonder if my parents knew humans are not much good of an investment	true
In the men's room, i hate pooping next to others... funny because i enjoy being amongst my peers.	true
Soccer racism highlights europe's struggle with transition and entrenched racism	false
I have another terrible idea for a movie! - tyler perry, every morning.	true
State dept. warned that trump's anti-muslim tweets could endanger embassies: report	false
So many women, so little time to disappoint them all.	true
Photographer sees waves the way you've never seen them	false
Sacha baron cohen stops by 'snl' as 'the dictator,' tortures martin scorsese (video)	false
Should parents whine less? or should everyone else at work whine more?	false
Hey, do you like duck hunt? what are you, a lesbian duck?	true
Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn't hear you the first 100 times.	true
Hundreds of americans wash up illegally in canada after river party	false
It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars.	true
You're fat don't sugar coat it, you'd eat that too	true
Bras showing isn't always a bad thing, audrey tautou proves (photos)	false
How do you know the devil is white? because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.	true
Martin o'malley wins the debate over the democratic debates	false
How to know if you're in the fifty shades of grey stage of your life	false
What's the top job requirement for deep sea diver position? ability to work under pressure.	true
Weekend diy ideas: 7 outdoor games to play in the backyard this summer (photos)	false
I couldn't figure out why my car exhaust was so quiet... it left me baffled!	true
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? rotten eggs	true
I'll bring a knife to a knife fight because i have common sense. idiots.	true
There's finally a legitimate alternative to payday lending	false
The humbling of mitt romney, by donald j. trump	false
Jimmy kimmel breaks down michael flynn news with perfect 'star wars' analogy	false
13 tweets that prove depression is the actual worst	false
What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? eskimo pi.	true
How football taught these 12-year-olds what it means to be a girl	false
A man is incomplete until he is married. after that he's finished.	true
Lebron james rides the new york subway and ticks off a passenger	false
Is living with a narcissistic parent damaging to your kids?	false
De-stress mind and body with this simple summer detox	false
Is insider trading part of the fabric on wall street?	false
If lindsay lohan can call herself an artist, i can call myself a german shepherd	true
Lost 'mockingjay' scene shows what happened to peeta	false
Big shoutout to the lazy, seven year old idiot who named red delicious apples.	true
What does a robot do after sex? nuts and bolts	true
I got head from a blind woman she didn't see it coming!	true
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? a wide receiver.	true
My winter as a hospital intern: how non-medical professionals will change healthcare	false
What happens when you mix roofies and viagra? ring toss.	true
Under pressure, house republicans inch forward on opioid epidemic	false
Poor tradesman... ...blame his fools. i mean tools. fuckin keyboard	true
These dinosaur corn cob holders have won our hearts (photo)	false
Kylie jenner calls photographer a b*tch in snapchat video	false
The original e*trade baby, jaden mills, died in an electrical fire 2 years ago.	true
Her: so what do you do? him: i'm a pickup artist. her: pig!	true
It's better to be a worldwide alcoholic, than an alcoholic anonymous.	true
Shepard smith suggests trump play with toy tanks, not hold military parade	false
Secret text in senate bill would give fbi warrantless access to email records	false
A message to women who can vote today, from girls who can't	false
Nfl referee lockout: with agreement reached, other lockouts grind on	false
Never understood the point of black friday could have sworn we already gave them a whole month	true
North korea says submarine ballistic missile test 'great success'	false
What is a mexican's most favourite sport? cross-country	true
Here comes the plane makes plane noises spoon just disappears	true
Cake baking mistakes everyone needs to stop making	false
What do you call two chinese government massacres? tienanmen squared	true
Why a bipartisan health care bill might make sense -- for republicans	false
Nra says hansel and gretel should have had guns	false
'snl' sketch for liberal wonderland 'the bubble' is ... necessarily honest	false
Rufus warren, mississippi state football player, says 'being gay is not a man'	false
Why can egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? they're always in de nile.	true
Gabby giffords asks, 'is it safe to send our kids to school?'	false
Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...the dive-in	true
At school the other kids used to push me around and call me lazy i loved that wheelchair.	true
Your mom's so poor she has to name her town in animal crossing value village.	true
Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? joke joke jooooooooke.	true
Your tumor having the worst week in washington	false
The debate we have, the debate we need	false
Waiter your tie is in my soup! that's all right sir it's not shrinkable.	true
Florida man accused of calling 911 to gripe about small clams	false
What do you call a pair of identical twins who are stewardesses? hostess twinkies	true
Ryder cup 2012: ian poulter leads late rally; europe withstands tiger woods' pressure play	false
How do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at them.	true
What's it called when the queen farts? helium neon argon krypton xenon radon	true
I just passed my drug test my dealer has some serious explaining to do	true
Confucius say man who run in front of car... ...get tired.	true
Naomi watts golden globes dress 2013: see her gorgeous look! (photos)	false
Facebook: a place for liars and braggers to unite.	true
Soothe yourself in 'this long haul we call life' with amy sedaris' morning routine	false
What does sifu stand for in kung fu panda? does it mean sorry i fucked up?	true
8 expert-backed ways to make your house guests feel welcome	false
Confucius say: nazi soldier who popular with ladies may be hungaryan.	true
Official bin laden joke thread! osama's funeral is gonna' be the bomb!	true
Sorry i asked for a rim job... ... it was only tongue in cheek.	true
A parent's field guide to the little monsters of summer break	false
Why are graveyards so noisy? because of all of the coffin.	true
Refugees do the jobs no one wants to do. like being a suicide bomber.	true
Kitchen ninja: a hack for slicing cherry tomatoes	false
Texas gop representative apologizes for explicit social media photo	false
10 ways to hide the fact that you're a secret slob, before holiday guests arrive	false
Bill maher blasts republicans over pink slime (video)	false
Gareth edwards, 'godzilla' director, on bringing the classic monster back to screens	false
We see you! watch this super cute toddler play peekaboo by herself	false
From the other side; an honest review from employees	false
Internet search could give first glimpse of potential drug side effects, study finds	false
6 of the wildest parties around the world	false

Natural ball lightning recorded by scientists for first time ever (video)

false

Investment i still wonder if my parents knew humans are not much good of an investment

true

In the men's room, i hate pooping next to others... funny because i enjoy being amongst my peers.

true

Soccer racism highlights europe's struggle with transition and entrenched racism

false

I have another terrible idea for a movie! - tyler perry, every morning.

true

State dept. warned that trump's anti-muslim tweets could endanger embassies: report

false

So many women, so little time to disappoint them all.

true

Photographer sees waves the way you've never seen them

false

Sacha baron cohen stops by 'snl' as 'the dictator,' tortures martin scorsese (video)

false

Should parents whine less? or should everyone else at work whine more?

false

Hey, do you like duck hunt? what are you, a lesbian duck?

true

Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn't hear you the first 100 times.

true

Hundreds of americans wash up illegally in canada after river party

false

It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars.

true

You're fat don't sugar coat it, you'd eat that too

true

Bras showing isn't always a bad thing, audrey tautou proves (photos)

false

How do you know the devil is white? because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

true

Martin o'malley wins the debate over the democratic debates

false

How to know if you're in the fifty shades of grey stage of your life

false

What's the top job requirement for deep sea diver position? ability to work under pressure.

true

Weekend diy ideas: 7 outdoor games to play in the backyard this summer (photos)

false

I couldn't figure out why my car exhaust was so quiet... it left me baffled!

true

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? rotten eggs

true

I'll bring a knife to a knife fight because i have common sense. idiots.

true

There's finally a legitimate alternative to payday lending

false

The humbling of mitt romney, by donald j. trump

false

Jimmy kimmel breaks down michael flynn news with perfect 'star wars' analogy

false

13 tweets that prove depression is the actual worst

false

What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? eskimo pi.

true

How football taught these 12-year-olds what it means to be a girl

false

A man is incomplete until he is married. after that he's finished.

true

Lebron james rides the new york subway and ticks off a passenger

false

Is living with a narcissistic parent damaging to your kids?

false

De-stress mind and body with this simple summer detox

false

Is insider trading part of the fabric on wall street?

false

If lindsay lohan can call herself an artist, i can call myself a german shepherd

true

Lost 'mockingjay' scene shows what happened to peeta

false

Big shoutout to the lazy, seven year old idiot who named red delicious apples.

true

What does a robot do after sex? nuts and bolts

true

I got head from a blind woman she didn't see it coming!

true

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player? a wide receiver.

true

My winter as a hospital intern: how non-medical professionals will change healthcare

false

What happens when you mix roofies and viagra? ring toss.

true

Under pressure, house republicans inch forward on opioid epidemic

false

Poor tradesman... ...blame his fools. i mean tools. fuckin keyboard

true

These dinosaur corn cob holders have won our hearts (photo)

false

Kylie jenner calls photographer a b*tch in snapchat video

false

The original e*trade baby, jaden mills, died in an electrical fire 2 years ago.

true

Her: so what do you do? him: i'm a pickup artist. her: pig!

true

It's better to be a worldwide alcoholic, than an alcoholic anonymous.

true

Shepard smith suggests trump play with toy tanks, not hold military parade

false

Secret text in senate bill would give fbi warrantless access to email records

false

A message to women who can vote today, from girls who can't

false

Nfl referee lockout: with agreement reached, other lockouts grind on

false

Never understood the point of black friday could have sworn we already gave them a whole month

true

North korea says submarine ballistic missile test 'great success'

false

What is a mexican's most favourite sport? cross-country

true

Here comes the plane *makes plane noises* *spoon just disappears*

true

Cake baking mistakes everyone needs to stop making

false

What do you call two chinese government massacres? tienanmen squared

true

Why a bipartisan health care bill might make sense -- for republicans

false

Nra says hansel and gretel should have had guns

false

'snl' sketch for liberal wonderland 'the bubble' is ... necessarily honest

false

Rufus warren, mississippi state football player, says 'being gay is not a man'

false

Why can egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? they're always in de nile.

true

Gabby giffords asks, 'is it safe to send our kids to school?'

false

Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...the dive-in

true

At school the other kids used to push me around and call me lazy i loved that wheelchair.

true

Your mom's so poor she has to name her town in animal crossing value village.

true

Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? joke joke jooooooooke.

true

Your tumor having the worst week in washington

false

The debate we have, the debate we need

false

Waiter your tie is in my soup! that's all right sir it's not shrinkable.

true

Florida man accused of calling 911 to gripe about small clams

false

What do you call a pair of identical twins who are stewardesses? hostess twinkies

true

Ryder cup 2012: ian poulter leads late rally; europe withstands tiger woods' pressure play

false

How do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

true

What's it called when the queen farts? helium neon argon krypton xenon radon

true

I just passed my drug test my dealer has some serious explaining to do

true

Confucius say man who run in front of car... ...get tired.

true

Naomi watts golden globes dress 2013: see her gorgeous look! (photos)

false

Facebook: a place for liars and braggers to unite.

true

Soothe yourself in 'this long haul we call life' with amy sedaris' morning routine

false

What does sifu stand for in kung fu panda? does it mean sorry i fucked up?

true

8 expert-backed ways to make your house guests feel welcome

false

Confucius say: nazi soldier who popular with ladies may be hungaryan.

true

Official bin laden joke thread! osama's funeral is gonna' be the bomb!

true

Sorry i asked for a rim job... ... it was only tongue in cheek.

true

A parent's field guide to the little monsters of summer break

false

Why are graveyards so noisy? because of all of the coffin.

true

Refugees do the jobs no one wants to do. like being a suicide bomber.

true

Kitchen ninja: a hack for slicing cherry tomatoes

false

Texas gop representative apologizes for explicit social media photo

false

10 ways to hide the fact that you're a secret slob, before holiday guests arrive

false

Bill maher blasts republicans over pink slime (video)

false

Gareth edwards, 'godzilla' director, on bringing the classic monster back to screens

false

We see you! watch this super cute toddler play peekaboo by herself

false

From the other side; an honest review from employees

false

Internet search could give first glimpse of potential drug side effects, study finds

false

6 of the wildest parties around the world

false