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How does a midget buy stuff with micro transactions
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Canada convinced trump will pull out of nafta deal: report
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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? tyrannosaurus wrecks
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Gop says it's getting close on health care, but the votes still aren't there
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A sandwich walks into a bar. the barman says ''sorry we don't serve food in here''
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Students are decorating their dorm room doors to celebrate black history
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What did masters say to johnson? i don't know what the worlds coming to
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Roy moore during speech to honor vets: accusations against me are 'hurtful'
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Who is this rorschach guy?? and why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
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The rainbow letters: sharing the stories of lgbtq families
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Tens of people rally across the country in 'march 4 trump'
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Chicago really is the windy city. after all, they did just win de world series
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Matthew broderick and nathan lane revive 'producers' to give donald trump his final bow
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Feds sue ferguson for widespread constitutional violations and racial discrimination
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Sex with me is like wwiii... it hasn't happened yet.
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Why trump’s pick for chair of the federal reserve matters to workers
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Two blondes walk into a bar they both fall on the ground, stunned from pain.
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100 commonly misspelled words that would make any language nerd shutter
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Naloxone won't rescue us from the opioid epidemic, but it's a start
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Who called it a backpack and not, the sexiest way to deliver bees to an ex.
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Never hold in a fart... they go to your head, and that's where shitty ideas come from.
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What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? what's kraken!
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5 reasons the government's nutrition advice isn't working
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Possible viking find could rewrite north american history
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Trump's scottish golf resort pays women significantly less than men: report
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I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.
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People are pissed about one of emily ratajkowski's latest instagram posts
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How to turn a messy bachelor pad into an organized sanctuary
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Adnan syed is getting a second podcast after 'serial'
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'digital detox' becomes a real-life word, gets added to oxford dictionary online
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Newt gingrich says he 'made a big boo-boo' when he said trump doesn't want to drain the swamp
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Here is a brilliant way to talk to kids about privilege and class
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What do you call a horse that plays the violin? fiddler on the hoof!
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College chancellor decides his cell phone is more important than graduation
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Met costume institute 2013 exhibit revealed: 'punk: from chaos to couture'
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What's the opposite of the constitution? the prostitution.
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Exxon supports a carbon tax except when there is a vote on a carbon tax
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What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel? krill bream.
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Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? they were all tied up.
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Obama and putin are fighting over a phone charger. you might even say they're in a power struggle.
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Ashley jones, transgender woman, documents transition in youtube video
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Unlikely path for foes hoping to dump trump at convention
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My x made the worst coffee. i thought it was grounds for divorce.
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More people died of opioid overdoses last year than ever before
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When you go to exercise, do it on your terms
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Mindy kaling's friends throw her a nora ephron-themed party celebrating new baby
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I married miss right... i just didn't know her first name was always.
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It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of tic tacs. the more you know.
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Connie britton wore this sweater to the golden globes for a powerful reason
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Why should optometrists never tell jokes? because they're too cornea.
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Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
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What's long and hard on a black guy? the first grade
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Average home size rose 4 percent in 2011
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Kelly ayotte fundraises with lobbyist for trump-style university
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What do you call a baby matt damon? a new-bourne
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Freed texas death row survivor gets crowdfunding help
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Nancy wilson's feminine rocker style...and how to get it (photos)
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Only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds
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I like my women like i like my pie.... made by my grandmother.
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After knowing nothing about beyoncé's twins, we now know everything
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Why did the cop pull over the u-haul truck? he was trying to bust a move
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Doctor who was still hungry after dinner.... so he went back four seconds.
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I know this guy that's hooked on brake fluid he said he could stop anytime.
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Steal these halloween costume ideas from your favorite celebrities
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A woman stands up to her bully in gripping new novel
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What is a tornado ? mother nature doing the twist !
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Wedding survey finds 26% of brides want to keep their maiden names
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Ireland's dark hedges is the most mystifyingly cool road ever
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Donald trump's economic team continues to align with his billionaire hedge fund adviser
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Why i love my shelf full of half-finished books
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What i learned from the final episode of chelsea lately
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I got arrested at an airport. apparently, airport security didn't like it when i called shotgun.
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Never forgetting 9/11 in the worst possible way
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Why can't i just eat the wax? ~me, when i can't open the cheese
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When does a fuckboy become a fuckman? at his bar mitzfuck.
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Of my four girlfriends, i'm totally the orange pacman ghost of the group
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It’s pointless to try to reason with the alt-right
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The best part of september is fucking with green day during their hibernation.
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Health officials to decide if the u.s. should get 3 mmr shots instead of 2
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Ai weiwei: 'nationality and borders are barriers to our intelligence and imagination'
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Who is isil's favorite star wars character? admiral ackbar! admiral ackbar! admiral ackbar!
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Fox news pundit calls pope francis 'the most dangerous person on the planet'
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9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in
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Did you hear about the man with five penises? his pants fit like a glove.
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Why do french warships have glass bottoms? so that they can see the rest of their fleet.
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Fern mallis on why new york is still the best city for fashion
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2 scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? the one with the wee calf.
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Sir ian mckellen's dramatic reading of 'bad blood' will make you feel things
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Lebron james starts game without headband, possibly for first time ever
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Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off.
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Jared from subway got raided for child porn. that gives a whole new meaning to eat fresh
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You cant run through a campground .. you can only ran ... because it's past tents.
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Stop telling me i should focus on getting my old body back
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Kate middleton proves once again that she's (sort of) like us
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New england's best seafood dish: a huffpost deathmatch
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Why is cod: infinite warfare set in space? because it couldn't survive in the battlefield.
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I bet if the moon found out what it means to moon somebody it would feel bummed.
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Donald trump jr. insists he's had 'zero contact' with his father
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*approaches a girl, tips hat* m'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* m'donna.
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If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better?
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