CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Who's really happier: young people or older people?	false
How did the actress from legally blonde die? witherknife	true
Did you know that dracula wants to become a comedian? he's looking for a crypt writer.	true
Ego and super-ego walk into a bar. the bartender says, i'm going to need to see some id.	true
Three female cartoonists open up about drawing hillary clinton	false
Bernie madoff: 'the banks had to know what i was doing'	false
Gluten-free foods are not more nutritious for most people, study finds	false
'game of thrones' concert might have a secret bran connection	false
Cannes jewelry robbery: chopard jewels lifted from hotel room at film fest (updated)	false
What kind of bird flies around bays? bagles	true
How did harry potter get down the hill? by walking...j.k. rowling	true
My definition of healthy is better than yours	false
I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. i just couldn't put it down.	true
Women are only terrible at parking because we're constantly being lied to about what 9 inches is	true
'sparkle,' cee-lo green: 'the voice' judge performs 'i'm a man' in new movie preview (video)	false
Kate middleton's british designers: is she supporting enough young talent?	false
A midget fortune teller killed his clients and fled... he is a small medium at large.	true
10 things parents really do understand about teens	false
I asked a german girl for her number today. apparently it is 999-999-9999. weird right?	true
Where does spaghetti go to dance? the meatball.	true
I know the voices in my head aren't real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!	true
I play hard to get; if it's hard, you're getting it.	true
Hdl and sudden death: the heart has its reasons	false
Eric leppanen, maine artist, turned life of easy credit into political art	false
Now the uk is out of the eu we can ban pre-shredded cheese. make britain grate again.	true
Why cant paul walker use tumblr? he only sticks to the dashboard	true
Cop pleads not guilty in killing of sam dubose	false
Are rogue militants preparing for war on american soil?	false
The pope rapping meme is back and better than ever	false
What do you call a murder committed by a gay person? homocide ;)	true
Those who like me, raise your hand. those who don't, raise your standards.	true
I peed so hard that a little laugh came out	true
Northern rock bank run offers a lesson for europe	false
House conservatives were plotting against paul ryan. then came trump's surprise.	false
Smart poster campaign is giving women a safe way to get out of a date	false
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.	true
What's the similarity between a gay man and a toothpick? they both poke around in old food	true
A roman walks into a bar........ .....holds up two fingers and says, five beers, please!	true
Nonagenarians ditch dating apps, go on blind date at bookstore	false
'portlandia' debuts new mra anthem, because life is hard for white dudes	false
Q: what did the atlantic say to the pacific? a: nothing. it just waved.	true
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing... they just waved.	true
Another state shows voter fraud isn't a widespread problem	false
What's the difference between a jew and a bullet? the bullet gets out of the chamber.	true
What's the difference between a boy band and a band of just guys? the person sucking dick.	true
What's the definition of vagina? the box a penis comes in.	true
Utah tar sands: will the u.s. join canada in tapping the 'bottom of the barrel'?	false
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking and this is your captain shouting!	true
If satan lost his hair... ...there would be hell toupe.	true
10 winning distinctions: what my champion racehorse taught me about winning	false
What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you eat with that...	true
Q: what's the best sport to learn when you are moving? a: boxing	true
What to do when you've dropped your iphone in water	false
Betsey johnson bankruptcy: designer's licensing company files for chapter 11	false
What do you call batman when he leaves church early? christian bale.	true
What did one deodorant say to the other? i can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.	true
Rare footage reportedly shows korean 'comfort women' forced to work in brothels during wwii	false
Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. i should have picked a less crowded starbucks.	true
Judge blocks bobby jindal's move to scrap common core tests	false
What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked? a witch.	true
Boss: ok! who smashed a hole through the wall?!	true
Andy richter returns as conan's sean spicer after greatest monologue ever	false
The economy, creativity and ethics-teaching our children to choose	false
Ted cruz tries a new look, ruthless warrior who makes friends	false
I am one mom! away from making the 6 o'clock news.	true
Jimmy kimmel shuts down donald trump's iq boasts	false
J.k. rowling shows two faces of donald trump on international women's day	false
I'd like to drown my sorrows. but i can't convince my wife to go swimming.	true
Yemen's power struggle escalates as houthis seize strategic city	false
What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? the glory hole	true
Wanna hear a joke about paper? nevermind, it's tearable!	true
There are 10 kinds of people in the world those who know binary, and those who don't.	true
Once again, bruce springsteen inspires hope and courage	false
I just burned 1,500 calories! i forgot the pizza in the oven.	true
Huffpollster: polls show donald trump gaining in critical battleground states	false
What kind of donuts did bob marley prefer? the ones with jam in	true
Microsoft just took a step toward actual gender diversity	false
Republicans make a political calculus on state and local tax deduction	false
Dust from dog-owning homes linked with lower asthma risk	false
Where do grasshoppers eat? at ihop. a three-year-old made this up.	true
What kind of bee can never make up its mind? a maybe	true
What the 'mixed kids are always so beautiful' meme really means	false
Our country's going to shit and i will not stand for it... ...so i sat down	true
Which person leaves first after a glory hole blowjob? please answer. it's very urgent.	true
People always ask me why i quit my job as a can crusher... well it was just soda-pressing!	true
Know what they call the useless skin around a vagina? a woman.	true
What do a pediatrician and podiatrist have in common? their patients are 2'	true
Til you can stimulate your prostate outside just get out there and do it.	true
5 ways to feel like a hot mama again!	false
Melissa mathison, oscar-nominated 'e.t.' screenwriter, dead at 65	false
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? odor in the court!!!	true
Why do we call lady parts beavers? because they devour wood.	true
Why congress should let everyone deduct charitable gifts from their taxes	false
Huffpost's oasis makeup and massage center: check it out!	false
Audrey hepburn vs. katharine hepburn: who is the better style icon (vote)	false
This inspiring film reminds us of the value of a kind gesture	false
Ryan reynolds debunks the myth that women don't like superhero movies	false
Why do cows think cooks are mean? they whip cream!	true
Why did the rope get put in timeout? because he was very knotty.	true
Virginia museum opens costa concordia exhibit on memorial day weekend (photos)	false

Who's really happier: young people or older people?

false

How did the actress from legally blonde die? witherknife

true

Did you know that dracula wants to become a comedian? he's looking for a crypt writer.

true

Ego and super-ego walk into a bar. the bartender says, i'm going to need to see some id.

true

Three female cartoonists open up about drawing hillary clinton

false

Bernie madoff: 'the banks had to know what i was doing'

false

Gluten-free foods are not more nutritious for most people, study finds

false

'game of thrones' concert might have a secret bran connection

false

Cannes jewelry robbery: chopard jewels lifted from hotel room at film fest (updated)

false

What kind of bird flies around bays? bagles

true

How did harry potter get down the hill? by walking...j.k. rowling

true

My definition of healthy is better than yours

false

I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. i just couldn't put it down.

true

Women are only terrible at parking because we're constantly being lied to about what 9 inches is

true

'sparkle,' cee-lo green: 'the voice' judge performs 'i'm a man' in new movie preview (video)

false

Kate middleton's british designers: is she supporting enough young talent?

false

A midget fortune teller killed his clients and fled... he is a small medium at large.

true

10 things parents really do understand about teens

false

I asked a german girl for her number today. apparently it is 999-999-9999. weird right?

true

Where does spaghetti go to dance? the meatball.

true

I know the voices in my head aren't real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

true

I play hard to get; if it's hard, you're getting it.

true

Hdl and sudden death: the heart has its reasons

false

Eric leppanen, maine artist, turned life of easy credit into political art

false

Now the uk is out of the eu we can ban pre-shredded cheese. make britain grate again.

true

Why cant paul walker use tumblr? he only sticks to the dashboard

true

Cop pleads not guilty in killing of sam dubose

false

Are rogue militants preparing for war on american soil?

false

The pope rapping meme is back and better than ever

false

What do you call a murder committed by a gay person? *homo*cide ;)

true

Those who like me, raise your hand. those who don't, raise your standards.

true

I peed so hard that a little laugh came out

true

Northern rock bank run offers a lesson for europe

false

House conservatives were plotting against paul ryan. then came trump's surprise.

false

Smart poster campaign is giving women a safe way to get out of a date

false

The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.

true

What's the similarity between a gay man and a toothpick? they both poke around in old food

true

A roman walks into a bar........ .....holds up two fingers and says, five beers, please!

true

Nonagenarians ditch dating apps, go on blind date at bookstore

false

'portlandia' debuts new mra anthem, because life is hard for white dudes

false

Q: what did the atlantic say to the pacific? a: nothing. it just waved.

true

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing... they just waved.

true

Another state shows voter fraud isn't a widespread problem

false

What's the difference between a jew and a bullet? the bullet gets out of the chamber.

true

What's the difference between a boy band and a band of just guys? the person sucking dick.

true

What's the definition of vagina? the box a penis comes in.

true

Utah tar sands: will the u.s. join canada in tapping the 'bottom of the barrel'?

false

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking and this is your captain shouting!

true

If satan lost his hair... ...there would be hell toupe.

true

10 winning distinctions: what my champion racehorse taught me about winning

false

What did the elephant say to the naked man? how do you eat with that...

true

Q: what's the best sport to learn when you are moving? a: boxing

true

What to do when you've dropped your iphone in water

false

Betsey johnson bankruptcy: designer's licensing company files for chapter 11

false

What do you call batman when he leaves church early? christian bale.

true

What did one deodorant say to the other? i can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

true

Rare footage reportedly shows korean 'comfort women' forced to work in brothels during wwii

false

Cyber sex is not as easy as it looks. i should have picked a less crowded starbucks.

true

Judge blocks bobby jindal's move to scrap common core tests

false

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked? a witch.

true

Boss: ok! who smashed a hole through the wall?!

true

Andy richter returns as conan's sean spicer after greatest monologue ever

false

The economy, creativity and ethics-teaching our children to choose

false

Ted cruz tries a new look, ruthless warrior who makes friends

false

I am one mom! away from making the 6 o'clock news.

true

Jimmy kimmel shuts down donald trump's iq boasts

false

J.k. rowling shows two faces of donald trump on international women's day

false

I'd like to drown my sorrows. but i can't convince my wife to go swimming.

true

Yemen's power struggle escalates as houthis seize strategic city

false

What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? the glory hole

true

Wanna hear a joke about paper? nevermind, it's tearable!

true

There are 10 kinds of people in the world those who know binary, and those who don't.

true

Once again, bruce springsteen inspires hope and courage

false

I just burned 1,500 calories! i forgot the pizza in the oven.

true

Huffpollster: polls show donald trump gaining in critical battleground states

false

What kind of donuts did bob marley prefer? the ones with jam in

true

Microsoft just took a step toward actual gender diversity

false

Republicans make a political calculus on state and local tax deduction

false

Dust from dog-owning homes linked with lower asthma risk

false

Where do grasshoppers eat? at ihop. a three-year-old made this up.

true

What kind of bee can never make up its mind? a maybe

true

What the 'mixed kids are always so beautiful' meme really means

false

Our country's going to shit and i will not stand for it... ...so i sat down

true

Which person leaves first after a glory hole blowjob? please answer. it's very urgent.

true

People always ask me why i quit my job as a can crusher... well it was just soda-pressing!

true

Know what they call the useless skin around a vagina? a woman.

true

What do a pediatrician and podiatrist have in common? their patients are 2'

true

Til you can stimulate your prostate outside just get out there and do it.

true

5 ways to feel like a hot mama again!

false

Melissa mathison, oscar-nominated 'e.t.' screenwriter, dead at 65

false

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? odor in the court!!!

true

Why do we call lady parts beavers? because they devour wood.

true

Why congress should let everyone deduct charitable gifts from their taxes

false

Huffpost's oasis makeup and massage center: check it out!

false

Audrey hepburn vs. katharine hepburn: who is the better style icon (vote)

false

This inspiring film reminds us of the value of a kind gesture

false

Ryan reynolds debunks the myth that women don't like superhero movies

false

Why do cows think cooks are mean? they whip cream!

true

Why did the rope get put in timeout? because he was very knotty.

true

Virginia museum opens costa concordia exhibit on memorial day weekend (photos)

false