CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Rudy giuliani has an odd defense for his attack on clinton's marital history	false
The main reason i got married is that i really hate driving..	true
Everybody loves my mom's cooking the only thing she's ever made that people didn't like was me	true
What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? a woman edit: grammar	true
Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted	true
What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery? he went on furlong-er.	true
Heather russo, pro cleaner, helps cancer patients by cleaning their homes (video)	false
Which day of the week do ghosts like best? moandays.	true
What does it take to finish a race? more than a holocaust	true
A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 people were arrested.	true
Report from turkey: enjoying the med beaches while the rest of the mid east burns	false
What is similar between casino and women liquor in the front poker in the back :-d	true
What is a dog's favourite easter treat? jelly bones!	true
Iran deal will be front and center in maryland congressional race	false
Parkour or plastic? bounces away with your groceries	true
What does a vampire on a diet drink? blood lite thanks jim butcher...	true
I am a recovering redneck. it's been three weeks since i dry humped a cousin.	true
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.	true
Do you guys like civil war jokes? because general lee i don't find them funny.	true
Why didn't the black kid play pokemon? he was afraid they were trying to catch jamal.	true
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.... then he apologized to the woman he bumped into.	true
An irish man walks out of a bar... has never happened.	true
The utilities knew, exxon knew, shell knew, they all knew	false
Google exec shares story of how health care helped son before his heartbreaking death	false
You'd think being in a pickle would be a good thing.	true
John kasich didn't do himself any favors at the last gop debate	false
U.s. soccer bans headers for kids under the age of 11	false
What did the astronaut say to the other when he pressed the wrong button? i apollo-gize.	true
When it comes to russian roulette .. .. 5/6 approve	true
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but i'd never met herbivore.	true
San bernardino attacker's brother-in-law wonders if killer was brainwashed	false
5 outdoor living ideas for spring and summer	false
How do you know your man is cheating? when he drives by her place the wifi connects	true
Kris allen's new song will inspire you to do something	false
Milk and cereal popsicles are breakfast's answer to busy mornings	false
The clarisonic pedi sonic foot transformation system will save your feet (and tights)	false
What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist? an inkling.	true
Emma stone hilariously fails jimmy fallon's 'singing whisper challenge'	false
What did the bunny ask his boss for? a raise in celery.	true
Why you should say yes to that birthday invitation	false
Falling oil prices reveal america's fracking trap -- and saudi arabia's continued energy dominance	false
Scott disick's latest instagram gives us hope for a reconciliation	false
The perfect movies for anyone who needs cheering up	false
What's the difference between adolf hitler and usain bolt? usain bolt can finish a race.	true
What is a pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest and no booty.	true
Q: what do you call a truckload of vibrators? a: toys for twats.	true
4 out of 5 working parents have this at work. do you?	false
I shake my bottled water so the h's & o's are evenly distributed.	true
What happened to the defeatists poker business? it folded.	true
What are your guys' best cards against humanity answers?	true
Tell her she's glowing and watch her do the mental math on when her last period was	true
Mitch mcconnell is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week	false
Trib total media to lay off 153 in sweeping restructuring	false
Why did einstein cross the road? so the other side could get to him	true
A look back at the kauai gmo protests	false
Why don't tampons talk to maxi-pads? because they're stuck-up cunts.	true
Cheat sheet: how to get an airline elite status match	false
A retrospective on south africa – lawyers as vanguards	false
Tennis star forgot her massive check at u.s. open	false
Who is too fat to fly? airlines are working it out	false
I like my women like i like my coffee. silent	true
Why can't monday get a girlfriend? because it always comes to fast	true
What do you call a hired investigator who's a jerk only when he's alone? a private dick.	true
What do you call it if you put an ied on an italian? rigatoni!	true
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? elephanta claus !	true
I play online simpsons trivia games against little kids in foreign countries and i lose	true
Chef teaches inmates at cook county jail how to cook, how to live	false
Your word is... death can you use it in a sentence? in most states, yes	true
Simone biles and shaq kick off super bowl with an epic photo	false
Three ways to deal with the poison person	false
What do you call an unwanted sext? a molext.	true
Here's the 'urgent wish list' trophy hunters sent to ryan zinke	false
Tony robbins rejects 'guru' label in new documentary	false
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot!	true
Why taking time off from exercise is good for your health	false
Your call is very important to us. so please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.	true
Tv news shows largely ignored anti-war voices in run-up to syria strikes: study	false
'first grade problems' meme finds humor in little kid dilemmas (photos)	false
Another light goes out in bahrain as al wasat closes	false
Centenarians spill the 4 secrets to a long and happy life	false
My ex talked me into marriage i mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife	true
Vatican puts 2 reporters under investigation in leaks probe	false
Abandoned subways in cincinnati, rochester, chicago, new york (photos) - weather.com	false
On social security's 82nd birthday, america faces a choice	false
Why are orphans bad at poker? because they don't know what a full house is	true
My wife's fanny smells like roses.. but rose's is tighter.	true
California's brutal drought could change the state forever	false
Yo momma is so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses.	true
Post card from the fringe: right-wing dissidents against pope francis	false
Trump presidency is taking the luster off trump tower	false
Katherine webb and aj mccarron are engaged and that ring is huge (photos)	false
Last words: cynthia lee fontaine reflects on her time on ‘rupaul’s drag race’	false
How do you titillate an ocelot? oscillate his tits a lot.	true
Great job keeping shit out of my eye, eyelash that's currently in my eye.	true
Seven secret destinations that will make you smile (photos)	false
I submitted a penis joke once the mod tagged it long...	true
North korea says rockets to u.s. ‘inevitable’ after trump dubs kim ‘rocket man’	false
Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do	true
Inhofe's grand climate conspiracy theory: it's all about barbra streisand	false
The evolution of dating: there's an app for that	false

Rudy giuliani has an odd defense for his attack on clinton's marital history

false

The main reason i got married is that i really hate driving..

true

Everybody loves my mom's cooking the only thing she's ever made that people didn't like was me

true

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? a woman edit: grammar

true

Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted

true

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery? he went on furlong-er.

true

Heather russo, pro cleaner, helps cancer patients by cleaning their homes (video)

false

Which day of the week do ghosts like best? moandays.

true

What does it take to finish a race? more than a holocaust

true

A car was blown off an overpass during a recent storm. 255 people were arrested.

true

Report from turkey: enjoying the med beaches while the rest of the mid east burns

false

What is similar between casino and women liquor in the front poker in the back :-d

true

What is a dog's favourite easter treat? jelly bones!

true

Iran deal will be front and center in maryland congressional race

false

Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*

true

What does a vampire on a diet drink? blood lite thanks jim butcher...

true

I am a recovering redneck. it's been three weeks since i dry humped a cousin.

true

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

true

Do you guys like civil war jokes? because general lee i don't find them funny.

true

Why didn't the black kid play pokemon? he was afraid they were trying to catch jamal.

true

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.... then he apologized to the woman he bumped into.

true

An irish man walks out of a bar... has never happened.

true

The utilities knew, exxon knew, shell knew, they all knew

false

Google exec shares story of how health care helped son before his heartbreaking death

false

You'd think being in a pickle would be a good thing.

true

John kasich didn't do himself any favors at the last gop debate

false

U.s. soccer bans headers for kids under the age of 11

false

What did the astronaut say to the other when he pressed the wrong button? i apollo-gize.

true

When it comes to russian roulette .. .. 5/6 approve

true

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but i'd never met herbivore.

true

San bernardino attacker's brother-in-law wonders if killer was brainwashed

false

5 outdoor living ideas for spring and summer

false

How do you know your man is cheating? when he drives by her place the wifi connects

true

Kris allen's new song will inspire you to do something

false

Milk and cereal popsicles are breakfast's answer to busy mornings

false

The clarisonic pedi sonic foot transformation system will save your feet (and tights)

false

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist? an inkling.

true

Emma stone hilariously fails jimmy fallon's 'singing whisper challenge'

false

What did the bunny ask his boss for? a raise in *celery*.

true

Why you should say yes to that birthday invitation

false

Falling oil prices reveal america's fracking trap -- and saudi arabia's continued energy dominance

false

Scott disick's latest instagram gives us hope for a reconciliation

false

The perfect movies for anyone who needs cheering up

false

What's the difference between adolf hitler and usain bolt? usain bolt can finish a race.

true

What is a pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest and no booty.

true

Q: what do you call a truckload of vibrators? a: toys for twats.

true

4 out of 5 working parents have this at work. do you?

false

I shake my bottled water so the h's & o's are evenly distributed.

true

What happened to the defeatists poker business? it folded.

true

What are your guys' best cards against humanity answers?

true

Tell her she's glowing and watch her do the mental math on when her last period was

true

Mitch mcconnell is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week

false

Trib total media to lay off 153 in sweeping restructuring

false

Why did einstein cross the road? so the other side could get to him

true

A look back at the kauai gmo protests

false

Why don't tampons talk to maxi-pads? because they're stuck-up cunts.

true

Cheat sheet: how to get an airline elite status match

false

A retrospective on south africa – lawyers as vanguards

false

Tennis star forgot her massive check at u.s. open

false

Who is too fat to fly? airlines are working it out

false

I like my women like i like my coffee. silent

true

Why can't monday get a girlfriend? because it always comes to fast

true

What do you call a hired investigator who's a jerk only when he's alone? a private dick.

true

What do you call it if you put an ied on an italian? rigatoni!

true

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? elephanta claus !

true

I play online simpsons trivia games against little kids in foreign countries and i lose

true

Chef teaches inmates at cook county jail how to cook, how to live

false

Your word is... death can you use it in a sentence? in most states, yes

true

Simone biles and shaq kick off super bowl with an epic photo

false

Three ways to deal with the poison person

false

What do you call an unwanted sext? a molext.

true

Here's the 'urgent wish list' trophy hunters sent to ryan zinke

false

Tony robbins rejects 'guru' label in new documentary

false

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot!

true

Why taking time off from exercise is good for your health

false

Your call is very important to us. so please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.

true

Tv news shows largely ignored anti-war voices in run-up to syria strikes: study

false

'first grade problems' meme finds humor in little kid dilemmas (photos)

false

Another light goes out in bahrain as al wasat closes

false

Centenarians spill the 4 secrets to a long and happy life

false

My ex talked me into marriage i mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife

true

Vatican puts 2 reporters under investigation in leaks probe

false

Abandoned subways in cincinnati, rochester, chicago, new york (photos) - weather.com

false

On social security's 82nd birthday, america faces a choice

false

Why are orphans bad at poker? because they don't know what a full house is

true

My wife's fanny smells like roses.. but rose's is tighter.

true

California's brutal drought could change the state forever

false

Yo momma is so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses.

true

Post card from the fringe: right-wing dissidents against pope francis

false

Trump presidency is taking the luster off trump tower

false

Katherine webb and aj mccarron are engaged and that ring is huge (photos)

false

Last words: cynthia lee fontaine reflects on her time on ‘rupaul’s drag race’

false

How do you titillate an ocelot? oscillate his tits a lot.

true

Great job keeping shit out of my eye, eyelash that's currently in my eye.

true

Seven secret destinations that will make you smile (photos)

false

I submitted a penis joke once the mod tagged it long...

true

North korea says rockets to u.s. ‘inevitable’ after trump dubs kim ‘rocket man’

false

Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do

true

Inhofe's grand climate conspiracy theory: it's all about barbra streisand

false

The evolution of dating: there's an app for that

false