CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Oyl miller, design seeds, and 3 other pinterest accounts to follow now	false
Why my mom took me to a gay club	false
Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water.	true
Boy, peter parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.	true
Ted cruz rises to the top in iowa polls as ben carson flounders	false
I like my women like how i like my coffee beans ground and stored in the freezer.	true
When abortion clinics close, healthcare costs go up	false
Kerry washington and simone biles share a golden moment at golden globes	false
Celebrate elvis presley's birthday by taking a look inside graceland (photos)	false
How rap music can keep blood vessels from bursting	false
Mummy toe rings? mysterious jewelry found on 3,300-year-old egyptian skeletons	false
Firefighters' spontaneous act of kindness for homeless man goes viral	false
I bought extra whitening toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in korea teaching english	true
Pharmageddon: can a new weight loss drug really save us?	false
Hillary clinton sucks! no she doesn't, because if she did bill wouldn't have monica.	true
You know what really gets my goat? the chupacabra	true
What goes, pieces of nine, pieces of nine? a parroty error	true
Dr. who knock knock joke knock knock who is it? doctor. doctor who? yes	true
So, joan rivers just died, and... ... she's scheduled for more plastic surgery next week.	true
Watched 'man of steel' in spanish for 7 minutes before realizing something was off.	true
Charlie sheen is hiv positive it seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood.	true
Why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too...	true
Writing the common application essay and what to avoid	false
What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? neck-romance-y.	true
Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food	true
Owen gatley: an illustrator whose happy style makes us feel at home	false
Your hair dreams can come true, courtesy of olaplex	false
Yesterday i had to buy a new hoover. my old one was just gathering dust.	true
A fool-proof way to create the ultimate wedding site	false
Fyvush finkel, 'boston public' and 'picket fences' actor, dead at 93	false
Huffpost hill - list of exciting job openings at goldman sachs grows	false
Peter alexander dead: fashion photographer dies after falling out window at fashion week party	false
@realdonaldtrump the 1930s called, they said great idea.	true
How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man? they use a machine gun.	true
Did you know that 10% of what trump says is actually true? neither does he.	true
Watch: shotgun shack family remodels tiny home for $700 diy-style	false
How my husband transformed my son's mri scans into incredible adventures	false
A poem guaranteed to make a huge impression	false
Be your own advocate (if you don't, who will?)	false
Tennessee county may ask god to spare them and smite someone else	false
Fbi investigating u.s. ties to alleged corruption by former ukraine president	false
I went to a zoo with only one animal in it. it was a shih tzu.	true
Why doesn't donald trump buy toilet paper? because he has some toilet-toupee.	true
7 last-minute gifts for the budding coder in your life	false
5 great steaks to remember for killer grilling! plus, a caveman t-bone recipe you'll never forget	false
What do you call a fly with no wings a walk	true
Violence and threats toward abortion clinics nearly doubled after planned parenthood videos	false
Organizing tip that repurposes a pringles can into storage	false
What do you call five blondes in a pool? air bubbles.	true
I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. it's a real drag.	true
Golden gate bridge finally getting a suicide barrier	false
I had to stop eating alphabet soup. i kept developing a vowel blockage.	true
Apple's got a brand new bag -- and 'conan' tears it to shreds	false
What has margaret thatcher and jimmy saville got in common? they both fucked minors	true
Why is glue white? if it were black it would run. it just wouldn't work.	true
Nina dobrev wears multicolored minidress to 'vampire diaries' 100th episode celebration	false
Jimmy fallon's latest edition of 'ew!' features taylor swift	false
Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... they are always in denial.	true
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? because they're all dead	true
Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? me: nice try buddy, that's what i'm paying you for	true
Deandre martin alleges racist harassment at convergys, shares photos (graphic)	false
The local police station had their toilet stolen. the cops say they have nothing to go on.	true
How aa seats protect your seat and a whole lot more	false
What did the black horse name its daughter? sha-neigh-neigh. thought of it at work.	true
Here are the months college students are more likely to experiment with new drugs	false
What do you call a cow without legs? ground beef.	true
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? he stole the show !	true
What does an octopus wear on a cold day? a coat of arms!	true
Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you	true
The top 10 workout songs for june 2015	false
Sc state rep: i'll introduce legislation to remove confederate flag	false
Climate change could release cold war-era radioactive waste in greenland	false
How do you find white canadian reggae musician snow in the snow? you ask an informer	true
When life gives you lemons . . . demand to see life's manager.	true
Rihanna hung out with jake gyllenhaal and jay z at a nyc boxing match	false
Not to be vague, but stuff and things	true
A man overdosed on viagra... ...his wife took it hard.	true
My blind friend just tried lsd for the first time... there was more tripping than usual.	true
My ex just followed me on twitter. that said: say hello to hitler for me, mary. blocked	true
Guy shoots fake gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auw8wjvu0l8	true
That joke was so funny... it should be posted in r/funny	true
What is britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? the daily express.	true
Kids vs. without kids: using a public restroom	false
Why was the bullet train behind schedule? because it had a bad conductor.	true
Why doesn't the naacp do anything about how shitty black jelly beans are?	true
Tom brady got punished more than ray rice because he beat a whole team	true
The perils of paternity: what unwed fathers need to know	false
Top health official predicts gop will cave on obamacare repeal	false
What do you call a man with news paper down his pants russel	true
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up like a choir boy.	true
What does dick cheney call rape? enhanced seduction techniques.	true
So there we were, 5 against a 100... man, did we fuck those 5 up.	true
What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over? doughnuts!	true
It's not every day a dead cat is mentioned at an fcc hearing	false
The only drinking problem i have is not having enough money to keep buying it.	true
My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. i told them they're lazy.	true
Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it	true
I would like to buy a vowel... but they don't take snap.	true
What are mario and luigis overalls made out of? denim denim denim	true
What kind of underwear do the gi joes wear? none, they go commando.	true

Oyl miller, design seeds, and 3 other pinterest accounts to follow now

false

Why my mom took me to a gay club

false

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water.

true

Boy, peter parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.

true

Ted cruz rises to the top in iowa polls as ben carson flounders

false

I like my women like how i like my coffee beans ground and stored in the freezer.

true

When abortion clinics close, healthcare costs go up

false

Kerry washington and simone biles share a golden moment at golden globes

false

Celebrate elvis presley's birthday by taking a look inside graceland (photos)

false

How rap music can keep blood vessels from bursting

false

Mummy toe rings? mysterious jewelry found on 3,300-year-old egyptian skeletons

false

Firefighters' spontaneous act of kindness for homeless man goes viral

false

I bought extra whitening toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in korea teaching english

true

Pharmageddon: can a new weight loss drug really save us?

false

Hillary clinton sucks! no she doesn't, because if she did bill wouldn't have monica.

true

You know what really gets my goat? the chupacabra

true

What goes, pieces of nine, pieces of nine? a parroty error

true

Dr. who knock knock joke knock knock who is it? **doctor.** doctor who? **yes**

true

So, joan rivers just died, and... ... she's scheduled for more plastic surgery next week.

true

Watched 'man of steel' in spanish for 7 minutes before realizing something was off.

true

Charlie sheen is hiv positive it seems he went from tiger blood to monkey blood.

true

Why did they invent white chocolate? so black kids can make a mess too...

true

Writing the common application essay and what to avoid

false

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? neck-romance-y.

true

Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food

true

Owen gatley: an illustrator whose happy style makes us feel at home

false

Your hair dreams can come true, courtesy of olaplex

false

Yesterday i had to buy a new hoover. my old one was just gathering dust.

true

A fool-proof way to create the ultimate wedding site

false

Fyvush finkel, 'boston public' and 'picket fences' actor, dead at 93

false

Huffpost hill - list of exciting job openings at goldman sachs grows

false

Peter alexander dead: fashion photographer dies after falling out window at fashion week party

false

@realdonaldtrump the 1930s called, they said great idea.

true

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man? they use a machine gun.

true

Did you know that 10% of what trump says is actually true? neither does he.

true

Watch: shotgun shack family remodels tiny home for $700 diy-style

false

How my husband transformed my son's mri scans into incredible adventures

false

A poem guaranteed to make a huge impression

false

Be your own advocate (if you don't, who will?)

false

Tennessee county may ask god to spare them and smite someone else

false

Fbi investigating u.s. ties to alleged corruption by former ukraine president

false

I went to a zoo with only one animal in it. it was a shih tzu.

true

Why doesn't donald trump buy toilet paper? because he has some toilet-toupee.

true

7 last-minute gifts for the budding coder in your life

false

5 great steaks to remember for killer grilling! plus, a caveman t-bone recipe you'll never forget

false

What do you call a fly with no wings a walk

true

Violence and threats toward abortion clinics nearly doubled after planned parenthood videos

false

Organizing tip that repurposes a pringles can into storage

false

What do you call five blondes in a pool? air bubbles.

true

I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. it's a real drag.

true

Golden gate bridge finally getting a suicide barrier

false

I had to stop eating alphabet soup. i kept developing a vowel blockage.

true

Apple's got a brand new bag -- and 'conan' tears it to shreds

false

What has margaret thatcher and jimmy saville got in common? they both fucked minors

true

Why is glue white? if it were black it would run. it just wouldn't work.

true

Nina dobrev wears multicolored minidress to 'vampire diaries' 100th episode celebration

false

Jimmy fallon's latest edition of 'ew!' features taylor swift

false

Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... they are always in denial.

true

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? because they're all dead

true

Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? me: nice try buddy, that's what i'm paying you for

true

Deandre martin alleges racist harassment at convergys, shares photos (graphic)

false

The local police station had their toilet stolen. the cops say they have nothing to go on.

true

How aa seats protect your seat and a whole lot more

false

What did the black horse name its daughter? sha-neigh-neigh. thought of it at work.

true

Here are the months college students are more likely to experiment with new drugs

false

What do you call a cow without legs? ground beef.

true

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? he stole the show !

true

What does an octopus wear on a cold day? a coat of arms!

true

Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you

true

The top 10 workout songs for june 2015

false

Sc state rep: i'll introduce legislation to remove confederate flag

false

Climate change could release cold war-era radioactive waste in greenland

false

How do you find white canadian reggae musician snow in the snow? you ask an informer

true

When life gives you lemons . . . demand to see life's manager.

true

Rihanna hung out with jake gyllenhaal and jay z at a nyc boxing match

false

Not to be vague, but stuff and things

true

A man overdosed on viagra... ...his wife took it hard.

true

My blind friend just tried lsd for the first time... there was more tripping than usual.

true

My ex just followed me on twitter. that said: say hello to hitler for me, mary. *blocked*

true

Guy shoots fake gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auw8wjvu0l8

true

That joke was so funny... it should be posted in r/funny

true

What is britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? the daily express.

true

Kids vs. without kids: using a public restroom

false

Why was the bullet train behind schedule? because it had a bad conductor.

true

Why doesn't the naacp do anything about how shitty black jelly beans are?

true

Tom brady got punished more than ray rice because he beat a whole team

true

The perils of paternity: what unwed fathers need to know

false

Top health official predicts gop will cave on obamacare repeal

false

What do you call a man with news paper down his pants russel

true

How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up like a choir boy.

true

What does dick cheney call rape? enhanced seduction techniques.

true

So there we were, 5 against a 100... man, did we fuck those 5 up.

true

What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over? doughnuts!

true

It's not every day a dead cat is mentioned at an fcc hearing

false

The only drinking problem i have is not having enough money to keep buying it.

true

My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. i told them they're lazy.

true

Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it

true

I would like to buy a vowel... but they don't take snap.

true

What are mario and luigis overalls made out of? denim denim denim

true

What kind of underwear do the gi joes wear? none, they go commando.

true