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*pushes vending machine over no you're out of order!
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In honor of the olympics i suggest we start a synchronized drinking team..... whose in?
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Yo momma's so pale... i felt like a snow plow last night.
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Who shot the sheriff in jurassic park? deput- rex...
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Kourtney kardashian's children had an extremely adorable thanksgiving
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Why was six afraid of seven? seven was a registered six offender
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Disney could learn a thing or two from this 'ariel' model who uses a wheelchair
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Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work
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How do rabbits get to work? by rabbit transit!
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Why isn't hitler invited to any barbecues? because he always burns the franks.
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Beauty street style: julia engel, style blogger, shares shiny hair trick
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What do you call alcohol in a bird bath? tequila mockingbird
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Wife's hilarious 'family feud' fail totally shocks steve harvey
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What would a porno be like? lots of clicking and snapping?
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Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. you really had to be there.
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Donald trump cabinet nominees promise to prohibit the use of waterboarding
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Lindsey graham says there's a 91 percent chance he'll run for president in 2016
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What do you call a mexican guy shouting at someone? an argumentative ese
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Renovation boom revives a deadly demon for massachusetts workers
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My friend told me how electricity was measured. and i was like watt.
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Sorry, muggles! daniel radcliffe won't be in 'sharknado 3'
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The week's best style moments: joan smalls, aisha tyler, kimora lee simmons and more (photos)
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Pat robertson tells divorcee she's drawn to 'abusers' and should not remarry (video)
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Tom cruise, katie holmes divorce: one year later
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I used to have a friend who practiced acupuncture.
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What do boobs and margaritas have in common? one is not enough and three is to many
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Underwear as outerwear: 5 ways to show your lingerie with dignity (photos)
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Our main weapon against hackers is a 30-year-old law
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Engagement party ideas that won't bore your buddies
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Protein shakes are really expensive.... whey expensive. edit: spelling
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Design ideas from a couple's dream-made-reality rustic winery
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Q: what do you call cattle with a sense of humor? a: laughing stock.
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Do you know what a 68 is? you blow me and i owe you one.
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In philippines, climate change and conflict both conspire against rural women
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Google cancels 'town hall' on gender dispute over fears of online harassment by far-right
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You look like the type of person who would try to write a check for a drug deal.
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Bill maher: antonin scalia and michele bachmann are 'the exact same idiot'
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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? there's 20 of them.
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Porsha stewart divorce takes ugly turn with kordell stewart's latest allegations
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I know - me, on something i don't know
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My rare penny collection isn't very wise... it completely lacks common cents.
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The urban-rural divide in suicide rates is big, and it's growing
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Well, here's your problem right here. you built this thing on rock and roll.
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Is it easier to deal with divorce when you made the choice to leave?
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We can't get over simone biles' epic orange pantsuit
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If ursa minor is made up of stars... is it safe to call it a solar bear?
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What did one plate say to the other plate? dinners on me!
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New york fashion week backstage beauty: luxe lace nail art at houghton fall 2013 (photos)
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The overlooked trumpcare threat: a medicare time bomb
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There are 3 types of people in this world.. ..those who can count, and those who can't.
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Don't be afraid to trust in the unknown
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where is my tractor?
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What did hitler get the jews for christmas? nothing. jews don't celebrate christmas.
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7 vintage thanksgiving pics remind you of life before smart phones took over your family
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Nate berkus welcomes a son, oskar brent-berkus, with husband jeremiah brent
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When does it rain money? when there's change in the weather.
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Sweet photo of cop comforting toddler in hospital goes viral
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Have you heard about the polish lesbian? she fucks men.
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Faculty groups remain worried as wisconsin moves closer to 'fake tenure'
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Queen elizabeth gay rights: royal expected to sign commonwealth charter against discrimination
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Why did we skip windows 9? because 7 8 9 i'm so sorry
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We need to talk about the hats at the republican national convention
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Why don't birds ever wear underwear? because their pecker is on their head.
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Twitter went nuts over this sea creature that looks like a penis
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I have a great motto for a sperm bank. you spank it, we bank it.
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Did you hear about the paper joke? it was tear-ible
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What's the difference between pop stars and porn stars? porn stars can probably sing.
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Scientists make better leaders: using ideas for the common good
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U.n.'s own study reveals its $13 billion maternal health efforts aren't saving lives
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Maisie williams launches youtube channel with spot-on 'game of thrones' impression
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How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
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I've started dating little red riding hood's gran. she's an animal in bed.
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I keep waiting for a musical montage to start so i can do something awesome.
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Boston renames yawkey way to help scrub red sox's racist past
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Why are gay men such bad people? because they are all fucking assholes
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I have two kids, five and seven silly names i know.
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Turning a jesus wept moment into a teachable moment
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Yelena vorobyov talks republican values surrounding health and nutrition at the rnc oasis (watch)
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Franken to address senate amid groping and forcible kissing allegations
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A terminally ill progressive activist confronted jeff flake about the tax bill on a flight
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Georgia is trying to block newly registered voters from taking part in fierce runoff election
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Want to hear a joke about potassium? yes k
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What do you call a gay dinosaur ? mega-saur-ass
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How does a redhead shave his pubes? gingerly
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Was gonna buy a new car but got my groceries for the week at whole foods instead
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California doubles down on green economy, but kicks cap-and-trade down the road
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What do mexican midgets use to cut pizza? little caesars
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Student killed herself after university mishandled her rape report: suit
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Fake inaugural poem is a puzzling ode to trump’s ‘purpose and strength’
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Where does bitter wine come from? from the grapes of wrath.
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5 things every coffee lover needs to stash in their desk drawer
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Minnie driver calls matt damon’s comments on sexual misconduct ‘utterly tone deaf’
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Is this what terror war success looks like?
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Beer companies say trump’s aluminum tariff will raise prices and hurt the industry
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Medics on football sidelines must have the fortitude to throw in the towel for players
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5 ways to help moms who need it most this mother's day
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I'm certain my job is interfering with my drinking
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This week in world war i, june 27-july 3, 1915
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How to talk to your kids about the connecticut school tragedy
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Obama tells lawmakers he won't cave on deportation review
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