CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Where does a 19th century russian imperialist get his coffee? tsarbucks.	true
Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word genius.	true
Best of abu dhabi: learning the games people play through the narcicyst's rise	false
Watch live: obama will urge americans 'not to give in to fear' in rare oval office speech	false
Jokes are like women i never get them	true
Why do you never see elephant's in trees? they're really good at hiding.	true
Study finds immigrant teens are less likely to commit crimes than their u.s.-born peers	false
Cnn's stelter: trump is 'media's addiction,' 'sucks up all the oxygen'	false
How americans are sleeping (so far) in 2015	false
Why did the duck leave the dancefloor? he didn't want to get down on it.	true
Have you ever noticed that santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?	true
Hugging etiquette: the dos and don'ts of showing affection in the workplace	false
The other day i found two gold bars. i've always dreamed of an au pair.	true
Chocolate room sculptor elena kliment creates lounge made entirely of confection (photos)	false
Snoop dogg teams up with jack in the box for $4.20 stoner combo	false
What do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz? cheez waz.	true
Someone made donald trump's speeches into an early 2000s emo song	false
What you should know about making holiday shoes comfortable	false
Breaking the cycle of scarcity through the eyes of gratitude	false
Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do.	true
Slow-mo video masters kill the holy merciful crap out of some spray paint	false
The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. and you said id never amount to anything	true
Trump is going to indiana to slam joe donnelly. don’t expect the democrat to hit back.	false
Mitch mcconnell will push for 20-week abortion ban if gop gains senate control	false
Sex is like bowling it can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people.	true
By silencing elizabeth warren, republicans fail to silence concerns about jeff sessions	false
International travel: trieste, italy – multicultural dining and a grand sea-front hotel	false
This unicorn-themed café is everything we've ever wanted in life	false
'mrs. doubtfire' daughter lost her 'favorite teacher' in robin williams	false
The way you eat -- not the food itself -- could influence weight gain	false
New lifestyle platform aims to empower black men, expand their narrative	false
Why can't gay people drive while they're aroused? because they can't think straight.	true
What's something that slaves have and rich people want? nothing!	true
7 very good reasons to visit toronto this summer	false
2 prisons hold water drive for flint and collect 29,000 bottles	false
Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? apparently it was a pig fucking deal.	true
There's more than one reason not to wear makeup (video)	false
A wise statistician once told me: be thankful you have more hands than average.	true
Why would adrian peterson be a great baseball player? because he's a switch hitter	true
Fake wolf blitzer accepts a trump fake news award from real jimmy kimmel	false
Why was the horse farmer arrested? he was raising a colt.	true
Want to know why carrots give you good vision? have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before?	true
'why i want to f**k donald trump' reflects the very real anger surrounding this election	false
Hillary clinton calls water crisis 'immoral' in visit to flint	false
Coldplay remembers gene wilder with magical rendition of 'pure imagination'	false
What does laquisha have for breakfast? plan b	true
Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator? there wasn't mush-room.	true
Oh look, another one of trump's court picks is really anti-gay	false
I guess you can freeze this: the peanut butter edition	false
Relabeling your way to start practicing grateful living	false
Harrison ford is the highest-grossing actor in u.s. box office history	false
Donald trump is your drunk uncle at thanksgiving with this chrome extension	false
I heard oscar pistorius might walk at the end of the trial it's a miracle.	true
Animal control removes giant snake found chilling in toilet bowl	false
How to make a delicious salad with no lettuce whatsoever (photos)	false
Dutch court upholds ban on tourists in cannabis cafes	false
Teen arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a 2-year-old	false
Funny divorce: buying these fireworks will totally make your spouse divorce you (photo)	false
If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? the republican party.	true
Chelsea manning's lawyer delivers powerful message about trans health care	false
'expendables 2' box office: film tops 'bourne legacy' on friday	false
New report reveals the best and worst states to have a baby	false
Mass graves suggest systematic killing of rohingya in myanmar	false
Did you hear about angle 57.29 he's rad	true
You have 24 hours in a day -- here's how to make the most of it	false
Why 'kidnapped for christ' isn't anti-christian, it's anti-hate	false
Teens are shocked when mom surprises them with new baby sister	false
Seth meyers rips donald trump's 'sh**ty' handling of crisis in puerto rico	false
You can't tell me i neglect my children. nobody else knows where they are either.	true
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? an ant-ihistamine!	true
Prince cremated and remembered at 'private, beautiful' ceremony	false
In the caribbean: give me that old-time merengue	false
What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? cancer	true
I'm in a band called stuck in the fucking departure lounge! check us out!	true
Cakeday special - what did the chinese gangster do? made him an offer he couldn't understand	true
If c3po was made of glass... that would make him a see-through-po!	true
Why shouldn't you take away a hobos shit? it might be his lunch.	true
I bought nickelback's greatest hits and it was just a blank cd.	true
Use your consumer power to clean up cruelty in 2015	false
What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel	true
Squirming on the floor and a $200,000 payout: travis kalanick's last months at uber	false
The movember momentum and you: how mustaches are changing men's health beyond cancer	false
Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? they keep repeating themselves.	true
Brain's gray matter linked with susceptibility to peer pressure: study	false
Why did the priest go to walmart? because the little boys pants were half off.	true
Someone offered to take me fly fishing, but i turned them down. i like to keep it reel.	true
If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a forbes list.	true
I debated suicide... i debated suicide by sudoku once. i wanted my death to count.	true
With the power pop of iii, jessica campbell can count her blessings	false
I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high.	true
What does a bird say when it wants revenge? toucan play at that game!	true
Why is monica lewinsky so poor because she's always blowing bills	true
Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? no?	true
Trans woman found dead in prison in midst of legal battle	false
14 signs you need a vacation, in gifs	false
Are my undies showing? would you like them to?	true
Defending earth every day with women around the world	false
I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket watch me kick that bucket	true
What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? inbred.	true
Egypt sentences us-egyptian citizen to life in prison	false

Where does a 19th century russian imperialist get his coffee? tsarbucks.

true

Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word genius.

true

Best of abu dhabi: learning the games people play through the narcicyst's rise

false

Watch live: obama will urge americans 'not to give in to fear' in rare oval office speech

false

Jokes are like women i never get them

true

Why do you never see elephant's in trees? they're really good at hiding.

true

Study finds immigrant teens are less likely to commit crimes than their u.s.-born peers

false

Cnn's stelter: trump is 'media's addiction,' 'sucks up all the oxygen'

false

How americans are sleeping (so far) in 2015

false

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor? he didn't want to get down on it.

true

Have you ever noticed that santa brings better gifts to the kids that have rich parents?

true

Hugging etiquette: the dos and don'ts of showing affection in the workplace

false

The other day i found two gold bars. i've always dreamed of an au pair.

true

Chocolate room sculptor elena kliment creates lounge made entirely of confection (photos)

false

Snoop dogg teams up with jack in the box for $4.20 stoner combo

false

What do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz? cheez waz.

true

Someone made donald trump's speeches into an early 2000s emo song

false

What you should know about making holiday shoes comfortable

false

Breaking the cycle of scarcity through the eyes of gratitude

false

Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do.

true

Slow-mo video masters kill the holy merciful crap out of some spray paint

false

The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. and you said id never amount to anything

true

Trump is going to indiana to slam joe donnelly. don’t expect the democrat to hit back.

false

Mitch mcconnell will push for 20-week abortion ban if gop gains senate control

false

Sex is like bowling it can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people.

true

By silencing elizabeth warren, republicans fail to silence concerns about jeff sessions

false

International travel: trieste, italy – multicultural dining and a grand sea-front hotel

false

This unicorn-themed café is everything we've ever wanted in life

false

'mrs. doubtfire' daughter lost her 'favorite teacher' in robin williams

false

The way you eat -- not the food itself -- could influence weight gain

false

New lifestyle platform aims to empower black men, expand their narrative

false

Why can't gay people drive while they're aroused? because they can't think straight.

true

What's something that slaves have and rich people want? nothing!

true

7 very good reasons to visit toronto this summer

false

2 prisons hold water drive for flint and collect 29,000 bottles

false

Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? apparently it was a pig fucking deal.

true

There's more than one reason not to wear makeup (video)

false

A wise statistician once told me: be thankful you have more hands than average.

true

Why would adrian peterson be a great baseball player? because he's a switch hitter

true

Fake wolf blitzer accepts a trump fake news award from real jimmy kimmel

false

Why was the horse farmer arrested? he was raising a colt.

true

Want to know why carrots give you good vision? have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before?

true

'why i want to f**k donald trump' reflects the very real anger surrounding this election

false

Hillary clinton calls water crisis 'immoral' in visit to flint

false

Coldplay remembers gene wilder with magical rendition of 'pure imagination'

false

What does laquisha have for breakfast? plan b

true

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator? there wasn't mush-room.

true

Oh look, another one of trump's court picks is really anti-gay

false

I guess you can freeze this: the peanut butter edition

false

Relabeling your way to start practicing grateful living

false

Harrison ford is the highest-grossing actor in u.s. box office history

false

Donald trump is your drunk uncle at thanksgiving with this chrome extension

false

I heard oscar pistorius might walk at the end of the trial it's a miracle.

true

Animal control removes giant snake found chilling in toilet bowl

false

How to make a delicious salad with no lettuce whatsoever (photos)

false

Dutch court upholds ban on tourists in cannabis cafes

false

Teen arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a 2-year-old

false

Funny divorce: buying these fireworks will totally make your spouse divorce you (photo)

false

If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? the republican party.

true

Chelsea manning's lawyer delivers powerful message about trans health care

false

'expendables 2' box office: film tops 'bourne legacy' on friday

false

New report reveals the best and worst states to have a baby

false

Mass graves suggest systematic killing of rohingya in myanmar

false

Did you hear about angle 57.29 he's rad

true

You have 24 hours in a day -- here's how to make the most of it

false

Why 'kidnapped for christ' isn't anti-christian, it's anti-hate

false

Teens are shocked when mom surprises them with new baby sister

false

Seth meyers rips donald trump's 'sh**ty' handling of crisis in puerto rico

false

You can't tell me i neglect my children. nobody else knows where they are either.

true

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? an ant-ihistamine!

true

Prince cremated and remembered at 'private, beautiful' ceremony

false

In the caribbean: give me that old-time merengue

false

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? cancer

true

I'm in a band called stuck in the fucking departure lounge! check us out!

true

Cakeday special - what did the chinese gangster do? made him an offer he couldn't understand

true

If c3po was made of glass... that would make him a see-through-po!

true

Why shouldn't you take away a hobos shit? it might be his lunch.

true

I bought nickelback's greatest hits and it was just a blank cd.

true

Use your consumer power to clean up cruelty in 2015

false

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay? a bagel

true

Squirming on the floor and a $200,000 payout: travis kalanick's last months at uber

false

The movember momentum and you: how mustaches are changing men's health beyond cancer

false

Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? they keep repeating themselves.

true

Brain's gray matter linked with susceptibility to peer pressure: study

false

Why did the priest go to walmart? because the little boys pants were half off.

true

Someone offered to take me fly fishing, but i turned them down. i like to keep it reel.

true

If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a forbes list.

true

I debated suicide... i debated suicide by sudoku once. i wanted my death to count.

true

With the power pop of iii, jessica campbell can count her blessings

false

I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high.

true

What does a bird say when it wants revenge? toucan play at that game!

true

Why is monica lewinsky so poor because she's always blowing bills

true

Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? no?

true

Trans woman found dead in prison in midst of legal battle

false

14 signs you need a vacation, in gifs

false

Are my undies showing? would you like them to?

true

Defending earth every day with women around the world

false

I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket watch me kick that bucket

true

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? inbred.

true

Egypt sentences us-egyptian citizen to life in prison

false