CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Indiana officials target a black voter registration drive on a technicality	false
Like an olympian: healthy eating tips from olympic mountain biker georgia gould	false
Dave grohl, as dave letterman, interviews alice cooper on 'jimmy kimmel live!'	false
Karen: are we ok? me: yes. karen: it's just that you named a spotify playlist let's get divorced	true
Borgata babes lose lawsuit: waitresses can be fired for gaining weight, judge rules	false
Jill stein’s recount campaign is winning her new fame -- and losing her the green party	false
Everyone's gynecologist uses the term battle damage,' right?	true
Report: 7 million syrian children face harsh winter without heat, clothing	false
The whiteness break — focusing on ourselves, solidarity, healing and trust	false
Kansas bans poor people from spending welfare on cruise ships	false
Sometimes i put a for sale sign in my neighbor's yard and pray the power of suggestion works.	true
Trump says he's unlikely to have a good relationship with david cameron	false
Open relationship: will and jada smith aren't the only celeb couple to deal with rumors	false
'longmire' readies netflix revival with exclusive season 4 photos	false
How easy is it to stroll along on pies? well, it's no cakewalk.	true
7 things i learned about money by becoming a mother	false
Stephen colbert slams paul ryan's reaction to millions losing insurance	false
My penis is nicknamed the titanic... because it's so big? no,because it is a tragedy.	true
What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money? a goldfish!	true
Science has maybe found a way to help colicky babies (please, fingers crossed)	false
Someone told me it was as easy as pie it never ended	true
China claims imprisoned tibetan lama died of cardiac arrest, cremates his body	false
Cops find doctors slain inside boston penthouse after shootout with suspect	false
Woody harrelson's dinner date with donald trump did not go well	false
Simple programming change to defibrillators saves lives, study shows	false
How do you get a jewish girl's number? lift up her sleeve.	true
Knock knock who's there ! adeline ! adeline who ? adeline extra to the letter !	true
I was wondering how close the twister was... the answer blew me away	true
America couldn't be much less excited about the gop's tax plan	false
Emily ratajkowski of 'blurred lines' fame lands rag & bone campaign	false
Orange juice recalled in 6 states due to milk-mixing error	false
Trump's labor nominee still hasn't turned in his ethics paperwork	false
Colgate’s water saving super bowl ad dollars could provide 4.2 million gallons of h20	false
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? it's a place of udder delight.	true
Trump: 'i'd love to see a shutdown' if congress doesn't agree to immigration restrictions	false
Anthony scaramucci says trump remains unsure about russian election meddling	false
What happens when a midget smokes weed? he gets medium.	true
How do you piss off a white guy? tell him he is racist.	true
Madonna and stevie wonder prove no one compares to prince at billboard music awards	false
What do you call two lonely bastards drinking together? two bastards.	true
Hey guy that puts the stickers on tomatoes, nobody likes you.	true
Livestream now: how to travel cheaply by thinking like a hacker	false
Doctors without borders: hospital in northern syria 'deliberately' hit by air strikes	false
Media for kids: npr investigates the impact of children's entertainment (listen)	false
Massachusetts lottery fraud suspects accused of collecting welfare after winning lottery	false
What do you call an asian woman on the moon? an astronaut	true
3 parenting lessons i learned from white water rafting	false
Q:why are the avenues in paris lined with trees? a:because germans like to march in the shade.	true
What do you call a jamaican proctologist? the pokemon.	true
'dwts' entrant ryan lochte says he made 'a very big mistake' in rio	false
Why couldn't edward leave russia? because he was snowden.	true
Did you hear about the failed indian musician? he was hoisted by his own sitar.	true
Why did the dolphin commit suicide? because its life had no porpoise!	true
How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? i'll tell you at 1000 upvotes	true
This is what diversity in tech should look like	false
Outrage over new york's terrible election laws could actually do some good	false
What's a catholic's favourite type of car? a convertible.	true
Bush campaign deploys nearly all miami staff to early states	false
Dogs at polling stations are getting the uk through election day	false
Just finished watching that documentary on the invention of the shovel... ground breaking stuff.	true
Facebook does not need a dislike button. it's just gonna start more drama.	true
Women in business q&a: elizabeth scherle, co-founder & president, influenster	false
Detroiters need an income-based approach to water bills	false
Still sour: sugar politics vs. health and the economy	false
Charlie sheen reveals comedy tour motive: 'i was completely broke'	false
Mother facing likely deportation takes refuge in denver church	false
Homemade limoncello: an incredible way to diffuse your own	false
Casual is king, says these 5 beauty trends from new york fashion week	false
3 ways to increase your focus during meditation	false
Is that chapstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?	true
Parents would rather talk about drugs than dollars	false
Take it from the top, but do it a bit more boring and awful this time. --coldplay's producer	true
Edward snowden: there's no one trump loves more than vladimir putin	false
Receding floodwaters reveal extent of houston area's post-harvey destruction	false
What do you call a seagull by the bay? a bagel.	true
Man at the bus stop! call the police!	false
Jeb bush leads potential rivals in new hampshire poll	false
I thinks it cool when x girlfriend becomes xl girldfriend.	true
The overarching lesson of this year’s scientology and apple docs, according to director alex gibney	false
How i did, and didn't, deal with my ex-wife's affair	false
Holiday gift guide 2012: christmas presents for new parents	false
5 strange new ways to use red wine	false
Anna faris and chris pratt's son gave this penguin the coolest name	false
How does a person from new zealand find a sheep in tall grass? very satisfying.	true
Dreaming dog wakes up and knows everything's right in the world	false
Abbi jacobson reveals how similar she is to her 'broad city' character	false
Should your children be the center of your world?	false
The new divorce and how it affects the modern family	false
10 secrets your pets won't tell you about their health	false
Kate middleton demoted? duchess ordered to curtsy to princesses eugenie & beatrice	false
Chile's 'a fantastic woman' just made transgender oscars history	false
What does a pirate take for his allergies? aye-drops	true
What david cross doesn’t get about racist jokes and power dynamics	false
7 incredibly relaxing bathrooms to inspire your #sanctuarysunday (photos)	false
Boy am i stuffed! i finally finished eating the bag of salt i got for christmas	true
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? because she always makes up.	true
Why did america remove the u from color? because fuck u that's why	true
How to find common ground on one of the most pressing issues of our time	false
If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop.	true
Watch chris hemsworth do 'work' reading rihanna lyrics	false

Indiana officials target a black voter registration drive on a technicality

false

Like an olympian: healthy eating tips from olympic mountain biker georgia gould

false

Dave grohl, as dave letterman, interviews alice cooper on 'jimmy kimmel live!'

false

Karen: are we ok? me: yes. karen: it's just that you named a spotify playlist let's get divorced

true

Borgata babes lose lawsuit: waitresses can be fired for gaining weight, judge rules

false

Jill stein’s recount campaign is winning her new fame -- and losing her the green party

false

Everyone's gynecologist uses the term battle damage,' right?

true

Report: 7 million syrian children face harsh winter without heat, clothing

false

The whiteness break — focusing on ourselves, solidarity, healing and trust

false

Kansas bans poor people from spending welfare on cruise ships

false

Sometimes i put a for sale sign in my neighbor's yard and pray the power of suggestion works.

true

Trump says he's unlikely to have a good relationship with david cameron

false

Open relationship: will and jada smith aren't the only celeb couple to deal with rumors

false

'longmire' readies netflix revival with exclusive season 4 photos

false

How easy is it to stroll along on pies? well, it's no cakewalk.

true

7 things i learned about money by becoming a mother

false

Stephen colbert slams paul ryan's reaction to millions losing insurance

false

My penis is nicknamed the titanic... because it's so big? no,because it is a tragedy.

true

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money? a goldfish!

true

Science has maybe found a way to help colicky babies (please, fingers crossed)

false

Someone told me it was as easy as pie it never ended

true

China claims imprisoned tibetan lama died of cardiac arrest, cremates his body

false

Cops find doctors slain inside boston penthouse after shootout with suspect

false

Woody harrelson's dinner date with donald trump did not go well

false

Simple programming change to defibrillators saves lives, study shows

false

How do you get a jewish girl's number? lift up her sleeve.

true

Knock knock who's there ! adeline ! adeline who ? adeline extra to the letter !

true

I was wondering how close the twister was... the answer blew me away

true

America couldn't be much less excited about the gop's tax plan

false

Emily ratajkowski of 'blurred lines' fame lands rag & bone campaign

false

Orange juice recalled in 6 states due to milk-mixing error

false

Trump's labor nominee still hasn't turned in his ethics paperwork

false

Colgate’s water saving super bowl ad dollars could provide 4.2 million gallons of h20

false

How to you know that cows will be in heaven? it's a place of udder delight.

true

Trump: 'i'd love to see a shutdown' if congress doesn't agree to immigration restrictions

false

Anthony scaramucci says trump remains unsure about russian election meddling

false

What happens when a midget smokes weed? he gets medium.

true

How do you piss off a white guy? tell him he is racist.

true

Madonna and stevie wonder prove no one compares to prince at billboard music awards

false

What do you call two lonely bastards drinking together? two bastards.

true

Hey guy that puts the stickers on tomatoes, nobody likes you.

true

Livestream now: how to travel cheaply by thinking like a hacker

false

Doctors without borders: hospital in northern syria 'deliberately' hit by air strikes

false

Media for kids: npr investigates the impact of children's entertainment (listen)

false

Massachusetts lottery fraud suspects accused of collecting welfare after winning lottery

false

What do you call an asian woman on the moon? an astronaut

true

3 parenting lessons i learned from white water rafting

false

Q:why are the avenues in paris lined with trees? a:because germans like to march in the shade.

true

What do you call a jamaican proctologist? the pokemon.

true

'dwts' entrant ryan lochte says he made 'a very big mistake' in rio

false

Why couldn't edward leave russia? because he was snowden.

true

Did you hear about the failed indian musician? he was hoisted by his own sitar.

true

Why did the dolphin commit suicide? because its life had no porpoise!

true

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? i'll tell you at 1000 upvotes

true

This is what diversity in tech should look like

false

Outrage over new york's terrible election laws could actually do some good

false

What's a catholic's favourite type of car? a convertible.

true

Bush campaign deploys nearly all miami staff to early states

false

Dogs at polling stations are getting the uk through election day

false

Just finished watching that documentary on the invention of the shovel... ground breaking stuff.

true

Facebook does not need a dislike button. it's just gonna start more drama.

true

Women in business q&a: elizabeth scherle, co-founder & president, influenster

false

Detroiters need an income-based approach to water bills

false

Still sour: sugar politics vs. health and the economy

false

Charlie sheen reveals comedy tour motive: 'i was completely broke'

false

Mother facing likely deportation takes refuge in denver church

false

Homemade limoncello: an incredible way to diffuse your own

false

Casual is king, says these 5 beauty trends from new york fashion week

false

3 ways to increase your focus during meditation

false

Is that chapstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

true

Parents would rather talk about drugs than dollars

false

Take it from the top, but do it a bit more boring and awful this time. --coldplay's producer

true

Edward snowden: there's no one trump loves more than vladimir putin

false

Receding floodwaters reveal extent of houston area's post-harvey destruction

false

What do you call a seagull by the bay? a bagel.

true

Man at the bus stop! call the police!

false

Jeb bush leads potential rivals in new hampshire poll

false

I thinks it cool when x girlfriend becomes xl girldfriend.

true

The overarching lesson of this year’s scientology and apple docs, according to director alex gibney

false

How i did, and didn't, deal with my ex-wife's affair

false

Holiday gift guide 2012: christmas presents for new parents

false

5 strange new ways to use red wine

false

Anna faris and chris pratt's son gave this penguin the coolest name

false

How does a person from new zealand find a sheep in tall grass? very satisfying.

true

Dreaming dog wakes up and knows everything's right in the world

false

Abbi jacobson reveals how similar she is to her 'broad city' character

false

Should your children be the center of your world?

false

The new divorce and how it affects the modern family

false

10 secrets your pets won't tell you about their health

false

Kate middleton demoted? duchess ordered to curtsy to princesses eugenie & beatrice

false

Chile's 'a fantastic woman' just made transgender oscars history

false

What does a pirate take for his allergies? aye-drops

true

What david cross doesn’t get about racist jokes and power dynamics

false

7 incredibly relaxing bathrooms to inspire your #sanctuarysunday (photos)

false

Boy am i stuffed! i finally finished eating the bag of salt i got for christmas

true

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? because she always makes up.

true

Why did america remove the u from color? because fuck u that's why

true

How to find common ground on one of the most pressing issues of our time

false

If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop.

true

Watch chris hemsworth do 'work' reading rihanna lyrics

false