CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What do you call a prematurely born chinese baby? sudden lee	true
Fox's new york affiliate wants to focus on more positive news stories	false
Doctor doctor i feel like a pack of cards. i'll deal with you later.	true
Supreme court justice sonia sotomayor visits 'sesame street' to talk about careers (video)	false
Slight variation on an arguable classic: how do mermaids reproduce? binary fish-ion.	true
Bride busted for dui on the way to her wedding	false
Happy birthday, jack! words of wisdom from america's greatest homegrown actor	false
I started seeing a therapist about my fear of bridges. turns out i have severe truss issues.	true
I know someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. he was 0k.	true
Trump expected to rescind daca, senior official says	false
Whistleblower statutory protections are frequently narrowly interpreted by courts	false
What did one candle say to the other will you go out with me tonight?	true
Yet another health care repeal vote to open congressional year	false
I drafted 1984 madonna and a meatball sub for my fantasy football team. hey, it's my fantasy.	true
How two women fell in love and created safer spaces for lgbt youth	false
I was diagnosed with adhd last week. but my doctor sa	true
Call me marquis de sade cause i'm a smooth operator	true
Brad pitt might be better looking than me, but i am considerably fatter.	true
Where did sally go when the bomb went off? everywhere.	true
What did the communist say at the beginning of the race? on your marx, get set, go!	true
You can now preview trent reznor's eerie 'gone girl' soundtrack	false
How many mexicans do you need to change a lightbulb? juan.	true
This news anchor just broke a major barrier for afro-latina journalists	false
What to wear to work: 6 ways to update your working wardrobe (photos)	false
I'm all in for hillary clinton, my next president	false
After dark: meet amanda lepore, fashion icon and nightlife legend	false
What did god say when he made the first black person? damn, i burnt one...	true
Sale of blue nation review gives hillary clinton camp its very own media outlet	false
What do you call a bored motherfucker? grandpa	true
The best part of doma's repeal: its impact on immigration reform	false
My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. i just know it.	true
Casual dresses that take up zero space in your suitcase (photos)	false
What's the cheapest concert you can go to? 50 cent feat. nickelback.	true
How is a bill cosby better than ronda rousey? he's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.	true
What we know so far about the new white house org chart	false
Your head is sooooo bald i mistook you for a green rabbit.	true
This reuben sandwich is also a pie, and it's the best food mashup	false
In the balance: the public and the federal budget deficit	false
'the onion' year in review 2012: the year's biggest fake stories (video)	false
Why don't north koreans like jazz music? because they don't have seoul.	true
Tokyo travel: one week in toyko, by lukas backland (video)	false
14 of the most striking crater lakes on earth	false
What has four legs and two assholes? a police horse.	true
'scandal' cast takes selfies, makes us love them even more	false
Women in the u.s. don’t live in a dystopian hellscape. yet.	false
What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when eminem came in? shady's back	true
Carmen reinhart, kenneth rogoff lash out against paul krugman over austerity criticism	false
My washing machine is racist.. it only likes whites with whites and colors w colors..	true
25 times mariah carey proved she's one glamorous mom	false
A timeline of venezuela's months of protests and political crisis	false
What's the most popular contraceptive in israel? iron condome	true
The most outrageous looks from the 2018 grammy awards	false
To the man who just got naked in public i admire your balls	true
I don't have bad posture, my body's just sad.	true
Bob marley's son reveals a surprising thing about his father	false
All the letters of the alphabet line up in front of a prostitute a says, alpha queue.	true
A special seahawks plane flew all over washington, because that's how seattle rolls	false
Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a slice of bread. doctor: you've got to stop loafing around.	true
Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. i am forever in your debt.	true
I'm not intimidated by a pretty woman. i'm intimidated by smart women, who happen to be pretty.	true
Report: driver deliberately injures paris police officer outside presidential residence	false
What separates the men from the boys in the catholic church? a condom.	true
Mara hoffman taps 'feminists, activists and artists' for powerful shoot	false
What did the bull say to the green eyed cow? i can't get pasteurize.	true
Kids' first judo fight is more like a series of adorable, aggressive hugs	false
Why are women like condoms? because they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.	true
All my friends are dead: the cost of republican health care	false
Banksy unveils brexit-inspired mural showing dismantling of eu flag	false
A-rod's lawsuit is a bait-and-switch to avoid blame	false
What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ? a centipede with a wooden leg !	true
Where do you put a jew with adhd a concentration camp.	true
Reese witherspoon's cotton-candy colored dress: love it or leave it? (photos, poll)	false
Top 10 ice cream shops in the u.s.	false
United states high school graduation rate reaches a record high	false
I was gonna tell a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.	true
Johnny depp always looks like he is just as confused by his accent	true
Democrats want an investigation into donald trump's whistleblower threats	false
Cannibalism isn't funny although, it depends on a person's taste...	true
My neighbors listen to good music. whether they want to or not!	true
How do you spot an engineer at a party? he'll come up to you and tell you himself.	true
Just because it's dreary outside, doesn't mean the fashion has to be	false
Why did the snowman start smiling because he saw the snow blower coming	true
Why are dwarfs so depressed? because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.	true
Why can you never trust a clumsy barista? because she's always spilling the beans!	true
Salvadoran immigrant dies in ice custody as detainee deaths rise	false
Why do fish always sing off key? you can't tuna fish.	true
A policeman and a prisoner play chess. the policeman beats him.	true
I love the smell of my f5 key... it is very refreshing	true
Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel	true
I'm tired of conventional beauty standards that say i can't wear a ski mask in a bank	true
Why does santa have a large sack? because he only cums once a year	true
Pumped-up florida deputy drives off with gas station souvenir	false
I went to a whorehouse the other day... the sign outside said we're closed so beat it	true
Some of my proudest moments have been when a website told me my password was very strong.	true
You know you're old when...... you can pronounce the names of your black peers.	true
What does reddit share in common with the real world? a messed up system of karma	true
Marco rubio and the challenge to hillary clinton	false
12 ways couples are creating their own traditions this holiday season	false
Cnn has the 'trust' advantage over president trump in a new poll	false
15 drunk people turned into art by their friends (photos)	false

What do you call a prematurely born chinese baby? sudden lee

true

Fox's new york affiliate wants to focus on more positive news stories

false

Doctor doctor i feel like a pack of cards. i'll deal with you later.

true

Supreme court justice sonia sotomayor visits 'sesame street' to talk about careers (video)

false

Slight variation on an arguable classic: how do mermaids reproduce? binary fish-ion.

true

Bride busted for dui on the way to her wedding

false

Happy birthday, jack! words of wisdom from america's greatest homegrown actor

false

I started seeing a therapist about my fear of bridges. turns out i have severe truss issues.

true

I know someone that was frozen to absolute zero once. he was 0k.

true

Trump expected to rescind daca, senior official says

false

Whistleblower statutory protections are frequently narrowly interpreted by courts

false

What did one candle say to the other will you go out with me tonight?

true

Yet another health care repeal vote to open congressional year

false

I drafted 1984 madonna and a meatball sub for my fantasy football team. hey, it's my fantasy.

true

How two women fell in love and created safer spaces for lgbt youth

false

I was diagnosed with adhd last week. but my doctor sa

true

Call me marquis de sade cause i'm a smooth operator

true

Brad pitt might be better looking than me, but i am considerably fatter.

true

Where did sally go when the bomb went off? everywhere.

true

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race? on your marx, get set, go!

true

You can now preview trent reznor's eerie 'gone girl' soundtrack

false

How many mexicans do you need to change a lightbulb? juan.

true

This news anchor just broke a major barrier for afro-latina journalists

false

What to wear to work: 6 ways to update your working wardrobe (photos)

false

I'm all in for hillary clinton, my next president

false

After dark: meet amanda lepore, fashion icon and nightlife legend

false

What did god say when he made the first black person? damn, i burnt one...

true

Sale of blue nation review gives hillary clinton camp its very own media outlet

false

What do you call a bored motherfucker? grandpa

true

The best part of doma's repeal: its impact on immigration reform

false

My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. i just know it.

true

Casual dresses that take up zero space in your suitcase (photos)

false

What's the cheapest concert you can go to? 50 cent feat. nickelback.

true

How is a bill cosby better than ronda rousey? he's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

true

What we know so far about the new white house org chart

false

Your head is sooooo bald i mistook you for a green rabbit.

true

This reuben sandwich is also a pie, and it's the best food mashup

false

In the balance: the public and the federal budget deficit

false

'the onion' year in review 2012: the year's biggest fake stories (video)

false

Why don't north koreans like jazz music? because they don't have seoul.

true

Tokyo travel: one week in toyko, by lukas backland (video)

false

14 of the most striking crater lakes on earth

false

What has four legs and two assholes? a police horse.

true

'scandal' cast takes selfies, makes us love them even more

false

Women in the u.s. don’t live in a dystopian hellscape. yet.

false

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when eminem came in? *shady's back*

true

Carmen reinhart, kenneth rogoff lash out against paul krugman over austerity criticism

false

My washing machine is racist.. it only likes whites with whites and colors w colors..

true

25 times mariah carey proved she's one glamorous mom

false

A timeline of venezuela's months of protests and political crisis

false

What's the most popular contraceptive in israel? iron condome

true

The most outrageous looks from the 2018 grammy awards

false

To the man who just got naked in public i admire your balls

true

I don't have bad posture, my body's just sad.

true

Bob marley's son reveals a surprising thing about his father

false

All the letters of the alphabet line up in front of a prostitute a says, alpha queue.

true

A special seahawks plane flew all over washington, because that's how seattle rolls

false

Doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a slice of bread. doctor: you've got to stop loafing around.

true

Thank you, student loans, for helping me get through college. i am forever in your debt.

true

I'm not intimidated by a pretty woman. i'm intimidated by smart women, who happen to be pretty.

true

Report: driver deliberately injures paris police officer outside presidential residence

false

What separates the men from the boys in the catholic church? a condom.

true

Mara hoffman taps 'feminists, activists and artists' for powerful shoot

false

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow? i can't get pasteurize.

true

Kids' first judo fight is more like a series of adorable, aggressive hugs

false

Why are women like condoms? because they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

true

All my friends are dead: the cost of republican health care

false

Banksy unveils brexit-inspired mural showing dismantling of eu flag

false

A-rod's lawsuit is a bait-and-switch to avoid blame

false

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ? a centipede with a wooden leg !

true

Where do you put a jew with adhd a concentration camp.

true

Reese witherspoon's cotton-candy colored dress: love it or leave it? (photos, poll)

false

Top 10 ice cream shops in the u.s.

false

United states high school graduation rate reaches a record high

false

I was gonna tell a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.

true

Johnny depp always looks like he is just as confused by his accent

true

Democrats want an investigation into donald trump's whistleblower threats

false

Cannibalism isn't funny although, it depends on a person's taste...

true

My neighbors listen to good music. whether they want to or not!

true

How do you spot an engineer at a party? he'll come up to you and tell you himself.

true

Just because it's dreary outside, doesn't mean the fashion has to be

false

Why did the snowman start smiling because he saw the snow blower coming

true

Why are dwarfs so depressed? because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

true

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista? because she's always spilling the beans!

true

Salvadoran immigrant dies in ice custody as detainee deaths rise

false

Why do fish always sing off key? you can't tuna fish.

true

A policeman and a prisoner play chess. the policeman beats him.

true

I love the smell of my f5 key... it is very refreshing

true

Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel

true

I'm tired of conventional beauty standards that say i can't wear a ski mask in a bank

true

Why does santa have a large sack? because he only cums once a year

true

Pumped-up florida deputy drives off with gas station souvenir

false

I went to a whorehouse the other day... the sign outside said we're closed so beat it

true

Some of my proudest moments have been when a website told me my password was very strong.

true

You know you're old when...... you can pronounce the names of your black peers.

true

What does reddit share in common with the real world? a messed up system of karma

true

Marco rubio and the challenge to hillary clinton

false

12 ways couples are creating their own traditions this holiday season

false

Cnn has the 'trust' advantage over president trump in a new poll

false

15 drunk people turned into art by their friends (photos)

false