CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better.	true
Here's why this bluegrass concert is amplifying queer and diverse artists	false
Hell hath no fury like a woman mad for no particular reason.	true
Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors? because they take everything, literally.	true
What about libya: or how the u.s. prioritizes one suffering nation over another	false
R.i.p. rest in peace, at&t ip transition trials.	false
'rogue' elephants in kenya moved to meru national park (photos)	false
5 things cancer taught me about being a doctor	false
How do you kill 100 flies? smack an ethiopian kid in the face.	true
I used to have a dog named ass. rip ass	true
Mike pence won't say if donald trump's attacks on the media will stop	false
Do you love me because i am beautiful or i am i beautiful because you love me?	true
Willing to oppose trump, some senate republicans gain leverage	false
Why does the catholic church have so much money? because jesus saves.	true
If donald trump runs the u.s into the ground... he will have toupee	true
After a shortcut through the ghetto, i see what the hood rats like to drive... housing prices down.	true
What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car? we'll have to rehearse that.	true
Colbert exposes the biggest flaw in trump’s latest conspiracy theory	false
These graphics show how terrible climate change was in 2016	false
Went to a skipping competition i didn't really want to, but i got roped in	true
All about the new quantum of the seas	false
Just hired a cat sitter to sit on my cat.	true
Yo mama so fat, her patronis is a cake.	true
If i had a nickel for every time i had sex... ... i'd be a very cheap hooker.	true
Van jones: trump's budget 'drops a bomb financially' on his own supporters	false
Inside the chemical brothers' quest for 'transformative music'	false
What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? a great pane!	true
How are harambe memes keeping up? cincinnati zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. edit: spelling	true
Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?	true
I'm writing a song about milking a cow. it's all quarter notes.	true
Humour is of two types below the belt and above the forehead.	true
38 of the most inspirational leadership quotes ever	false
Want to hear an ebola joke? you wont get it	true
What did nicki minaj, hitler and a feminist say when they walked into a bar? ouch.	true
Everything you've wanted to know about airplane food	false
Here's what sex ed looks like in california	false
Even if you're a famous actor, you can't touch jessica williams without her permission	false
3 lessons for america from christian bale's moses	false
Budweiser's just gonna call itself 'america' for a while	false
New york launches investigation into major internet providers over connection speeds	false
Red meat and eggs on trial again, but jury is still out	false
This bible is designed to be an enjoyable read	false
Ricky gervais saves hundreds of emaciated dogs with his tweet	false
There is one rule to tennis love means nothing	true
I saw uranus from my dorm room last night... ...next time close your urcurtains.	true
What kind of pop do you cook with? baking soda	true
Why are people leaving the ukraine? i don't know but they sure are russian.	true
Divorce and remarriage: how i stopped hating my ex's new wife	false
Lightly used fish tank for sale on ebay. does not contain three goldfish ghosts.	true
Ever hear about the lost vikings? ask the seahawks.	true
Why did the farmer get an award? because he was outstanding in his field.	true
What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't come home from camp	true
Is bmi really the best gauge of health?	false
Your video binging is killing the planet, but there may be a solution	false
How can we know atheism exists? where's the evidence?	true
Apparently white men can't jump! yeah? well black men can't act!	true
What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? fitting in	true
Rip sonny burgess, whose sun records made jerry lee lewis sound tame	false
Video captures that horrible feeling of waiting for a text from that certain person	false
Is having a penis easy? well it can be hard sometimes	true
Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard.	true
Women always say they want security... when i'm around.	true
What is worse than three babies in three containers? nsfw one baby in three containers.	true
You should have your heart broken at least once	false
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together	true
2 university at albany students charged after pledge dies in hazing incident	false
Why did hitler suicide? he got the gas bill	true
Jeffrey tambor quits 'transparent' in wake of harassment allegations	false
My ornaments are starting to droop. yeah, time to ask santa for a new bra.	true
Is it just me... or are circles pointless?	true
To stop al qaeda we must change the way we react to its attacks	false
I can't believe its pancake day again already.. it's really creped up on me!	true
A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting.	true
A tale of two cornmeals: grits & polenta	false
What is captain ahab's favorite reggae band? bob marley and the whalers!	true
I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever.	true
I see you have some graph paper. you must be plotting something.	true
If it weren't for smoke detectors, i'd never know when my food was ready.	true
A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks... is the bar tender here?	true
The case of the sultry mountie: doing family history queerly	false
Twitter now revoking verified profiles that break its new rules	false
What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? attempted murder.	true
Kids from all around the world show off their favorite toys in disarming photo series	false
Day 20: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women	false
Some people are down to earth while others are not quite far down enough.	true
How this blended family has kept it together for 23 years	false
Hear me out: wetransfer & g-star team up for 'tone to transfer: #tightorwide soundstage'	false
Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards.	true
Self-harm among teen girls in the uk rises sharply	false
Horrible breakfast wife: do u want your eggs boiled? husband: no, first boil your milk	true
This post about stretch marks nails the way we think about our 'flaws'	false
Psychologist accused of sexually assaulting patients with 'touching therapy'	false
Johnny manziel touchdown: texas a&m take cotton bowl lead on scramble (video)	false
My favorite romance novels begin with preheat oven to 350 degrees	true
26 reasons the life of a toddler is the only one worth living	false
Which birds steal soap from the bath ? robber ducks !	true
Brie larson and woody harrelson spar in this clip from 'the glass castle'	false
Susan lucci style evolution: she was a drama queen on tv and on the red carpet (photos)	false
Questions over the trump administration's travel spending won't end with tom price	false
Kanye west's yeezus tour begins in seattle with kendrick lamar	false

I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better.

true

Here's why this bluegrass concert is amplifying queer and diverse artists

false

Hell hath no fury like a woman mad for no particular reason.

true

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors? because they take everything, literally.

true

What about libya: or how the u.s. prioritizes one suffering nation over another

false

R.i.p. rest in peace, at&t ip transition trials.

false

'rogue' elephants in kenya moved to meru national park (photos)

false

5 things cancer taught me about being a doctor

false

How do you kill 100 flies? smack an ethiopian kid in the face.

true

I used to have a dog named ass. rip ass

true

Mike pence won't say if donald trump's attacks on the media will stop

false

Do you love me because i am beautiful or i am i beautiful because you love me?

true

Willing to oppose trump, some senate republicans gain leverage

false

Why does the catholic church have so much money? because jesus saves.

true

If donald trump runs the u.s into the ground... he will have toupee

true

After a shortcut through the ghetto, i see what the hood rats like to drive... housing prices down.

true

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car? we'll have to rehearse that.

true

Colbert exposes the biggest flaw in trump’s latest conspiracy theory

false

These graphics show how terrible climate change was in 2016

false

Went to a skipping competition i didn't really want to, but i got roped in

true

All about the new quantum of the seas

false

Just hired a cat sitter to sit on my cat.

true

Yo mama so fat, her patronis is a cake.

true

If i had a nickel for every time i had sex... ... i'd be a very cheap hooker.

true

Van jones: trump's budget 'drops a bomb financially' on his own supporters

false

Inside the chemical brothers' quest for 'transformative music'

false

What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? a great pane!

true

How are harambe memes keeping up? cincinnati zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. edit: spelling

true

Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?

true

I'm writing a song about milking a cow. it's all quarter notes.

true

Humour is of two types below the belt and above the forehead.

true

38 of the most inspirational leadership quotes ever

false

Want to hear an ebola joke? you wont get it

true

What did nicki minaj, hitler and a feminist say when they walked into a bar? ouch.

true

Everything you've wanted to know about airplane food

false

Here's what sex ed looks like in california

false

Even if you're a famous actor, you can't touch jessica williams without her permission

false

3 lessons for america from christian bale's moses

false

Budweiser's just gonna call itself 'america' for a while

false

New york launches investigation into major internet providers over connection speeds

false

Red meat and eggs on trial again, but jury is still out

false

This bible is designed to be an enjoyable read

false

Ricky gervais saves hundreds of emaciated dogs with his tweet

false

There is one rule to tennis love means nothing

true

I saw uranus from my dorm room last night... ...next time close your urcurtains.

true

What kind of pop do you cook with? baking soda

true

Why are people leaving the ukraine? i don't know but they sure are russian.

true

Divorce and remarriage: how i stopped hating my ex's new wife

false

Lightly used fish tank for sale on ebay. does not contain three goldfish ghosts.

true

Ever hear about the lost vikings? ask the seahawks.

true

Why did the farmer get an award? because he was outstanding in his field.

true

What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't come home from camp

true

Is bmi really the best gauge of health?

false

Your video binging is killing the planet, but there may be a solution

false

How can we know atheism exists? where's the evidence?

true

Apparently white men can't jump! yeah? well black men can't act!

true

What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? fitting in

true

Rip sonny burgess, whose sun records made jerry lee lewis sound tame

false

Video captures that horrible feeling of waiting for a text from that certain person

false

Is having a penis easy? well it can be hard sometimes

true

Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard.

true

Women always say they want security... when i'm around.

true

What is worse than three babies in three containers? nsfw one baby in three containers.

true

You should have your heart broken at least once

false

Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together

true

2 university at albany students charged after pledge dies in hazing incident

false

Why did hitler suicide? he got the gas bill

true

Jeffrey tambor quits 'transparent' in wake of harassment allegations

false

My ornaments are starting to droop. yeah, time to ask santa for a new bra.

true

Is it just me... or are circles pointless?

true

To stop al qaeda we must change the way we react to its attacks

false

I can't believe its pancake day again already.. it's really creped up on me!

true

A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting.

true

A tale of two cornmeals: grits & polenta

false

What is captain ahab's favorite reggae band? bob marley and the whalers!

true

I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

true

I see you have some graph paper. you must be plotting something.

true

If it weren't for smoke detectors, i'd never know when my food was ready.

true

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks... is the bar tender here?

true

The case of the sultry mountie: doing family history queerly

false

Twitter now revoking verified profiles that break its new rules

false

What do you call two crows sitting in a tree? attempted murder.

true

Kids from all around the world show off their favorite toys in disarming photo series

false

Day 20: 31 days of daily inspiration from brilliant women

false

Some people are down to earth while others are not quite far down enough.

true

How this blended family has kept it together for 23 years

false

Hear me out: wetransfer & g-star team up for 'tone to transfer: #tightorwide soundstage'

false

Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards.

true

Self-harm among teen girls in the uk rises sharply

false

Horrible breakfast wife: do u want your eggs boiled? husband: no, first boil your milk

true

This post about stretch marks nails the way we think about our 'flaws'

false

Psychologist accused of sexually assaulting patients with 'touching therapy'

false

Johnny manziel touchdown: texas a&m take cotton bowl lead on scramble (video)

false

My favorite romance novels begin with preheat oven to 350 degrees

true

26 reasons the life of a toddler is the only one worth living

false

Which birds steal soap from the bath ? robber ducks !

true

Brie larson and woody harrelson spar in this clip from 'the glass castle'

false

Susan lucci style evolution: she was a drama queen on tv and on the red carpet (photos)

false

Questions over the trump administration's travel spending won't end with tom price

false

Kanye west's yeezus tour begins in seattle with kendrick lamar

false