CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How many scps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?	true
Andrew mccarthy gives pep talk to vegas bride	false
How can a cat walk with no feet? he can't, it's impawsible.	true
How do you know your sister is having her period? your father's dick tastes like blood.	true
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.	true
Lose weight, gain body confidence? not necessarily, says purdue researcher sarah mustillo	false
32 science-backed ways to avoid holiday weight gain	false
If my dad were alive today he would say, mark stop telling people i'm dead	true
My internet bride got delivered today, she's the wifi always dreamed of.	true
Man films himself confronting officers after his dog was shot	false
Peanut butter cheerios campaign's spot-on portrayal of fathers	false
Ever had sex while camping? it's fucking in tents! ...i'll see myself out.	true
The worst behavior we've ever seen on an airplane	false
Derrick hurtt, west, texas resident, describes plant explosion: 'you think you're dead' (video)	false
There are only 3 things to do when you don't know what to do	false
Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? student: no he did it all by himself	true
Miami heat's dwyane wade pays surprise visit to parkland high school	false
Why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore...	true
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.	true
What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....sandy ego.	true
How are a christmas tree and a priest alike ? they both have ornamental balls.	true
10 conversations every couple should have in the new year	false
What do you call an arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? bisexual.	true
Her: what's your fantasy? me: movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket.	true
What's the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? there's twenty of 'em.	true
My girlfriend is like my iphone 6 i don't have an iphone 6	true
A guy walks into a bar... the real joke is in the comments.	true
Annoying couples on social media what is an annoying couple's favorite sport? bae-sball	true
Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear	true
School buses are the clock blockers of my morning commute.	true
I get it: you don't like slacktivism. now shut up. only don't.	false
Instagram fashion week 2013: bright white is gonna be big for spring (photos)	false
Every time i open my mouth, some idiot starts talking.	true
Scientists are seriously worried about whale poop, and here's why	false
Wedding plastic surgery: daughters ask dad to get botox for their weddings	false
What is the friend zone? it's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.	true
Why did the chicken cross the road? to see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs	true
I m married a girl with acute angina... after a couple of kids it was gone.	true
Dwight freeney: nfl owners' collusion kept free agent contracts low	false
In solitary confinement for a crime he didn't commit, herman wallace built his dream house	false
Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?	true
Time for an update twitter. please add a who cares button right next to retweet and favorite.	true
Here's why we held the story on the u.s.-iranian prisoner exchange	false
#beingblackandmuslim is the hashtag bringing light to an ignored identity	false
Sales tax holidays 2012: your guide to tax-free shopping	false
For physician assistants, one word can mean a lot	false
What's the fastest way to piss off a starwars fanboy?	true
New gop leader won't take impeachment off the table	false
Beers and brats: the best oktoberfests across america!	false
Hospital wedding: after a 30 year relationship, couple finally marries (video)	false
What does a dog see in the mirror? a chair	true
My grandma is going to vote for hillary... she's been dead since 82.	true
Knock. knock knock. knock knock knock. knock knock knock knock knock. who's there? fibonacci.	true
Best-dressed list: kate middleton stuns in a grey dress and 11 more stylish celebs (photos)	false
Harry reid calls journalism 'more important than ever' in parting message	false
What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls? your ex!	true
Spike lee’s ‘she’s gotta have it’ renewed for second season	false
Her: i picked up buffalo wings. me: * moves furniture around * rolls out plastic sheeting	true
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line	true
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... ba-dum-tsss	true
Easy tips to kiss away menopausal holiday stress	false
Sisters thinking of joining isis are infatuated with i products.	true
How to collaborate like todd snyder, rising king of american menswear	false
What's a mexican's dick when it's cold out? a little chili.	true
There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism 2. black people	true
How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? just you	true
Here's d-rose's version of events regarding his alleged sexual assault	false
What do you get when you move 32 texans into the same room? a full set of teeth	true
Girl, if you were a camel, i'd hump you!	true
A fake id that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets	true
How do dolphins live their lives? with a porpoise.	true
Uva employee suffers stroke after protesting white supremacist rally	false
Tragedy in ferguson: what will it take to move forward?	false
What do cannibals on a budget eat? ramen. (sound it out.)	true
The film faithkeepers is not the way to defend christians	false
Ivf and birth defects could be linked, new study finds	false
Golden globes 2014 winners unveiled at 71st annual awards ceremony	false
How many add kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna ride bikes??	true
Self-described 'straight, white, male, republican politician' gives touching orlando tribute	false
Lies! stop the lies! -my reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna repair that.	true
If donald trump can skip intelligence briefings, why can't i skip school?	false
What did the black student get on his sats? barbecue sauce	true
I wanna make a joke about sodium, but na..	true
Israeli ban targeting boycott supporters raises alarm abroad	false
Twitter wins dismissal of lawsuit alleging islamic state support: federal judge	false
Why don't people from yorkshire use deodorant? because they have no pits.	true
What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? tan lines.	true
Don't let the media and marco rubio tell you he 'won' by finishing third in iowa	false
This awesome 11-year-old girl designed a prosthetic arm that shoots glitter	false
The legalization of street art in rio de janeiro, brazil (photos)	false
What do pessimists use... q: what do pessimists use to wash their clothes? a: deterrent.	true
When can women make you a millionaire? when you're a billionaire	true
Jessica alba reveals what it would take for her to act again	false
A de facto death sentence for an iowa father	false
Cbs news partners with twitter for second democratic debate	false
Mike pence dodges question about donald trump accepting defeat	false
What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? you only need one nail for the picture!	true
3 ways young people can come together to fight climate change	false
What does a retired olympic sprinter have in common with bernie sanders? he quit running.	true
Iranian state tv claims successful space rocket launch	false

How many scps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

true

Andrew mccarthy gives pep talk to vegas bride

false

How can a cat walk with no feet? he can't, it's impawsible.

true

How do you know your sister is having her period? your father's dick tastes like blood.

true

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

true

Lose weight, gain body confidence? not necessarily, says purdue researcher sarah mustillo

false

32 science-backed ways to avoid holiday weight gain

false

If my dad were alive today he would say, mark stop telling people i'm dead

true

My internet bride got delivered today, she's the wifi always dreamed of.

true

Man films himself confronting officers after his dog was shot

false

Peanut butter cheerios campaign's spot-on portrayal of fathers

false

Ever had sex while camping? it's fucking in tents! ...i'll see myself out.

true

The worst behavior we've ever seen on an airplane

false

Derrick hurtt, west, texas resident, describes plant explosion: 'you think you're dead' (video)

false

There are only 3 things to do when you don't know what to do

false

Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? student: no he did it all by himself

true

Miami heat's dwyane wade pays surprise visit to parkland high school

false

Why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore...

true

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

true

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....sandy ego.

true

How are a christmas tree and a priest alike ? they both have ornamental balls.

true

10 conversations every couple should have in the new year

false

What do you call an arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? bisexual.

true

Her: what's your fantasy? me: movie theaters that charge kids 3 and under $500 per ticket.

true

What's the best part of having sex with twenty one year olds? there's twenty of 'em.

true

My girlfriend is like my iphone 6 i don't have an iphone 6

true

A guy walks into a bar... the real joke is in the comments.

true

Annoying couples on social media what is an annoying couple's favorite sport? bae-sball

true

Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear

true

School buses are the clock blockers of my morning commute.

true

I get it: you don't like slacktivism. now shut up. only don't.

false

Instagram fashion week 2013: bright white is gonna be big for spring (photos)

false

Every time i open my mouth, some idiot starts talking.

true

Scientists are seriously worried about whale poop, and here's why

false

Wedding plastic surgery: daughters ask dad to get botox for their weddings

false

What is the friend zone? it's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

true

Why did the chicken cross the road? to see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs

true

I m married a girl with acute angina... after a couple of kids it was gone.

true

Dwight freeney: nfl owners' collusion kept free agent contracts low

false

In solitary confinement for a crime he didn't commit, herman wallace built his dream house

false

Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?

true

Time for an update twitter. please add a who cares button right next to retweet and favorite.

true

Here's why we held the story on the u.s.-iranian prisoner exchange

false

#beingblackandmuslim is the hashtag bringing light to an ignored identity

false

Sales tax holidays 2012: your guide to tax-free shopping

false

For physician assistants, one word can mean a lot

false

What's the fastest way to piss off a starwars fanboy?

true

New gop leader won't take impeachment off the table

false

Beers and brats: the best oktoberfests across america!

false

Hospital wedding: after a 30 year relationship, couple finally marries (video)

false

What does a dog see in the mirror? a chair

true

My grandma is going to vote for hillary... she's been dead since 82.

true

Knock. knock knock. knock knock knock. knock knock knock knock knock. who's there? fibonacci.

true

Best-dressed list: kate middleton stuns in a grey dress and 11 more stylish celebs (photos)

false

Harry reid calls journalism 'more important than ever' in parting message

false

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls? your ex!

true

Spike lee’s ‘she’s gotta have it’ renewed for second season

false

Her: i picked up buffalo wings. me: * moves furniture around * rolls out plastic sheeting

true

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line

true

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... ba-dum-tsss

true

Easy tips to kiss away menopausal holiday stress

false

Sisters thinking of joining isis are infatuated with i products.

true

How to collaborate like todd snyder, rising king of american menswear

false

What's a mexican's dick when it's cold out? a little chili.

true

There are 2 things in this world that i hate. 1. racism 2. black people

true

How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? just you

true

Here's d-rose's version of events regarding his alleged sexual assault

false

What do you get when you move 32 texans into the same room? a full set of teeth

true

Girl, if you were a camel, i'd hump you!

true

A fake id that says you're only 14 so you can get cheaper buffets

true

How do dolphins live their lives? with a porpoise.

true

Uva employee suffers stroke after protesting white supremacist rally

false

Tragedy in ferguson: what will it take to move forward?

false

What do cannibals on a budget eat? ramen. (sound it out.)

true

The film faithkeepers is not the way to defend christians

false

Ivf and birth defects could be linked, new study finds

false

Golden globes 2014 winners unveiled at 71st annual awards ceremony

false

How many add kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna ride bikes??

true

Self-described 'straight, white, male, republican politician' gives touching orlando tribute

false

Lies! stop the lies! -my reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna repair that.

true

If donald trump can skip intelligence briefings, why can't i skip school?

false

What did the black student get on his sats? barbecue sauce

true

I wanna make a joke about sodium, but na..

true

Israeli ban targeting boycott supporters raises alarm abroad

false

Twitter wins dismissal of lawsuit alleging islamic state support: federal judge

false

Why don't people from yorkshire use deodorant? because they have no pits.

true

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? tan lines.

true

Don't let the media and marco rubio tell you he 'won' by finishing third in iowa

false

This awesome 11-year-old girl designed a prosthetic arm that shoots glitter

false

The legalization of street art in rio de janeiro, brazil (photos)

false

What do pessimists use... q: what do pessimists use to wash their clothes? a: deterrent.

true

When can women make you a millionaire? when you're a billionaire

true

Jessica alba reveals what it would take for her to act again

false

A de facto death sentence for an iowa father

false

Cbs news partners with twitter for second democratic debate

false

Mike pence dodges question about donald trump accepting defeat

false

What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? you only need one nail for the picture!

true

3 ways young people can come together to fight climate change

false

What does a retired olympic sprinter have in common with bernie sanders? he quit running.

true

Iranian state tv claims successful space rocket launch

false