CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What is steam? its what you get when you put water on my mixtape	true
Girls are like blackjack i aim for 21, but i always hit on 14	true
What do you call a large bread disco?	true
The evolution of cannabis culture in washington d.c.	false
13 ways to deal with kids who misbehave	false
Canadian territory puns? yukon be serious! i'm having nunavut.	true
What did the redditor say at his wedding? til death do us part.	true
Forget klondike, you should see what i'd do for an open bar.	true
Christina aguilera's style evolution: from crop tops to major cleavage (photos)	false
A picture postcard from meenakshi amman temple, india	false
Shailene woodley on the importance of 'truthful' sexuality in coming-of-age movies	false
Nowadays, most of the children dream about an iphone, when i was a child i wanted a dog.	true
Water parks in new jersey: a huffington post travel guide	false
Donald trump is honored to have the greatest temperament, donald trump says	false
India approves death penalty for child rapists amid outrage over recent cases	false
Man died after crushing against a mirror witnesses said: he saw it coming	true
How to ditch fear and get what you need	false
The republicans’ dr. jekyll and mr. trump problem	false
Bush, obama lawyers slam trump's possible meddling in fbi russia probe	false
5 christmas songs that will add a dash of sexism to your holidays	false
July 4th fireworks -- how you can help your child adjust to the excitement and noise	false
10 beauty products to turn your long-haul flight into a personal spa	false
New year's eve decorations that will make your party sparkle	false
Just got a booty call from life, apparently it still wants to keep fucking me.	true
You ever notice how many narcissistic pirates there are? everyone i meet won't stop saying aye!	true
Whenever my teen cleans his room, i get a brand new set of dishes.	true
What untreated sleep apnea means for your blood pressure	false
I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage.	true
State department slams last-minute push to sabotage iran deal	false
A look back at fall out boy's 'thnks fr th mmrs' on its 10th anniversary	false
La. supt. john white’s job is the subject of a may 30, 2017, lawsuit	false
Why cosmetic enhancements are considered the new fountain of youth	false
Chinese state media threatens donald trump with ‘big sticks’ if he pushes for a trade war	false
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? on their bunnymoon.	true
Hey it's me, the girl who just googled chemistry alphabet when i meant periodic table	true
What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg? chocolate ice cream in july!	true
7 celebrity face swaps that'll definitely give you nightmares	false
It might not sound sexy, but it's the future of our public lands	false
Confucius say... man who walk through airport sideways going to bangkok.	true
Wedding costs: survey finds couples are postponing weddings because of finances	false
Rose byrne debuts blond hair on emmys red carpet (photos)	false
Beyoncé's fans raise more than $80k for flint water crisis relief	false
Why do apples new headphones look like tampons? because they're made exclusively for cunts.	true
Weird 'walking dead' finale twists cap off weirder season 8	false
Neil young releases resistance anthem for fourth of july	false
Sheena monnin, miss pennsylvania usa 2012, resigns after alleged pageant fraud (updated)	false
Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? because a mime is a terrible thing to baste.	true
Conservative group moves to block michigan gerrymandering reform	false
What do you call a green cow in a field? invisibull.	true
Steroid shots for back pain may work because of the shots, not the steroids: review	false
Flip your wedding gown (and cut your dress cost in half)	false
What is a horses favourite kind of party? a stall ball.	true
I have great muscle memory i totally remember when i was in shape.	true
Advertisement: dog for sale. really gentle. eats anything. especially fond of children.	true
What did the jew say when he evaded the nazi officers? auschwitz! that was close!	true
gets a fitbit for christmas puts it on a squirrel	true
#icebucketchallenge update: als has now raised $31.5 million	false
Treasury department endorses student loan deals slammed by elizabeth warren	false
Why it should bother everyone that the oscars are so white	false
in the back of a police car can ya'll hand me the aux cord?	true
Depression isn't officially on the menu at taco bell, but it comes with every meal truth	true
This children's book puts the spotlight on kids with food allergies	false
Plyometrics leaps into mainstream -- but experts urge caution	false
Why school start times play a huge role in kids' success	false
93 female marines write letter urging service to address rampant misogyny	false
What kind of house does chuck norris live in? a roundhouse.	true
What do you call a mexican with a broken lawnmower unemployed	true
Pelican bay hunger strike one year later: the movement against solitary confinement grows	false
What does the average alabama football player get on his sats? drool	true
I love my electric toothbrush, but sometimes i just have to break out the acoustic.	true
Fred: i've added these figures ten times. teacher: good work! fred: and here are my ten answers !	true
Let me make this simple, i want to be invited but i don't want to go.	true
Why do feminists make bad mass shooters? because they always give a trigger warning.	true
Which award did the knoc knock joke get? the nobel prize.	true
Two ministers claim they could face 180 years in jail for refusing to do gay weddings	false
Putin orders russian forces to pull out of syria after meeting with assad	false
Confederate flag appears outside ncaa tournament in south carolina	false
Sam smith getting scared on 'ellen' will leave you in stitches	false
Monday matters: an adorable new friendship, inspiring marathoner and a stroll down memory lane	false
It's a bird! it's a plane- -oh shit a plane is coming towards the building	true
What do you call a bear in the arctic? starving.	true
If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.	true
See what these world travelers have purchased from around the globe (video)	false
Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say i'm not actually a nazi	true
The importance of open, honest communication during difficult times	false
Taylor swift's mom says groping incident 'shattered our trust'	false
I'm never condescending that's when you talk down to people.	true
Senators put pressure on trump to create hate crime task force	false
What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ? a hermit crab !	true
Childhood obesity rate drops in some u.s. areas, report finds	false
What do you call a car made out of canadian money? a cadillac.	true
My post is low effort it does not take much work to type this post.	true
I'm not getting married till pizza hut allows gift registry.	true
Bigotry hits us-born latino teens harder than immigrant teens	false
Why was the cancer doctor so tired? he was always oncol	true
Most humor is funny, but, vitreous humor is in the eye of the beholder.	true
Contagious had my grandmother mow my lawn, it took that contagious.	true
Cincinnati judge drops charges against officer who killed motorist samuel dubose	false
Watching this suv cross a river is unbelievably unnerving	false
Ok i have 2 short jokes and a long one. joke joke jooooooooooooooke. i'll show myself out.	true

What is steam? its what you get when you put water on my mixtape

true

Girls are like blackjack i aim for 21, but i always hit on 14

true

What do you call a large bread disco?

true

The evolution of cannabis culture in washington d.c.

false

13 ways to deal with kids who misbehave

false

Canadian territory puns? yukon be serious! i'm having nunavut.

true

What did the redditor say at his wedding? til death do us part.

true

Forget klondike, you should see what i'd do for an open bar.

true

Christina aguilera's style evolution: from crop tops to major cleavage (photos)

false

A picture postcard from meenakshi amman temple, india

false

Shailene woodley on the importance of 'truthful' sexuality in coming-of-age movies

false

Nowadays, most of the children dream about an iphone, when i was a child i wanted a dog.

true

Water parks in new jersey: a huffington post travel guide

false

Donald trump is honored to have the greatest temperament, donald trump says

false

India approves death penalty for child rapists amid outrage over recent cases

false

Man died after crushing against a mirror witnesses said: he saw it coming

true

How to ditch fear and get what you need

false

The republicans’ dr. jekyll and mr. trump problem

false

Bush, obama lawyers slam trump's possible meddling in fbi russia probe

false

5 christmas songs that will add a dash of sexism to your holidays

false

July 4th fireworks -- how you can help your child adjust to the excitement and noise

false

10 beauty products to turn your long-haul flight into a personal spa

false

New year's eve decorations that will make your party sparkle

false

Just got a booty call from life, apparently it still wants to keep fucking me.

true

You ever notice how many narcissistic pirates there are? everyone i meet won't stop saying aye!

true

Whenever my teen cleans his room, i get a brand new set of dishes.

true

What untreated sleep apnea means for your blood pressure

false

I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage.

true

State department slams last-minute push to sabotage iran deal

false

A look back at fall out boy's 'thnks fr th mmrs' on its 10th anniversary

false

La. supt. john white’s job is the subject of a may 30, 2017, lawsuit

false

Why cosmetic enhancements are considered the new fountain of youth

false

Chinese state media threatens donald trump with ‘big sticks’ if he pushes for a trade war

false

Where do rabbits go after their wedding? on their bunnymoon.

true

Hey it's me, the girl who just googled chemistry alphabet when i meant periodic table

true

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg? chocolate ice cream in july!

true

7 celebrity face swaps that'll definitely give you nightmares

false

It might not sound sexy, but it's the future of our public lands

false

Confucius say... man who walk through airport sideways going to bangkok.

true

Wedding costs: survey finds couples are postponing weddings because of finances

false

Rose byrne debuts blond hair on emmys red carpet (photos)

false

Beyoncé's fans raise more than $80k for flint water crisis relief

false

Why do apples new headphones look like tampons? because they're made exclusively for cunts.

true

Weird 'walking dead' finale twists cap off weirder season 8

false

Neil young releases resistance anthem for fourth of july

false

Sheena monnin, miss pennsylvania usa 2012, resigns after alleged pageant fraud (updated)

false

Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? because a mime is a terrible thing to baste.

true

Conservative group moves to block michigan gerrymandering reform

false

What do you call a green cow in a field? invisibull.

true

Steroid shots for back pain may work because of the shots, not the steroids: review

false

Flip your wedding gown (and cut your dress cost in half)

false

What is a horses favourite kind of party? a stall ball.

true

I have great muscle memory i totally remember when i was in shape.

true

Advertisement: dog for sale. really gentle. eats anything. especially fond of children.

true

What did the jew say when he evaded the nazi officers? auschwitz! that was close!

true

*gets a fitbit for christmas* *puts it on a squirrel*

true

#icebucketchallenge update: als has now raised $31.5 million

false

Treasury department endorses student loan deals slammed by elizabeth warren

false

Why it should bother everyone that the oscars are so white

false

*in the back of a police car* can ya'll hand me the aux cord?

true

Depression isn't officially on the menu at taco bell, but it comes with every meal truth

true

This children's book puts the spotlight on kids with food allergies

false

Plyometrics leaps into mainstream -- but experts urge caution

false

Why school start times play a huge role in kids' success

false

93 female marines write letter urging service to address rampant misogyny

false

What kind of house does chuck norris live in? a roundhouse.

true

What do you call a mexican with a broken lawnmower unemployed

true

Pelican bay hunger strike one year later: the movement against solitary confinement grows

false

What does the average alabama football player get on his sats? drool

true

I love my electric toothbrush, but sometimes i just have to break out the acoustic.

true

Fred: i've added these figures ten times. teacher: good work! fred: and here are my ten answers !

true

Let me make this simple, i want to be invited but i don't want to go.

true

Why do feminists make bad mass shooters? because they always give a trigger warning.

true

Which award did the knoc knock joke get? the nobel prize.

true

Two ministers claim they could face 180 years in jail for refusing to do gay weddings

false

Putin orders russian forces to pull out of syria after meeting with assad

false

Confederate flag appears outside ncaa tournament in south carolina

false

Sam smith getting scared on 'ellen' will leave you in stitches

false

Monday matters: an adorable new friendship, inspiring marathoner and a stroll down memory lane

false

It's a bird! it's a plane- -oh shit a plane is coming towards the building

true

What do you call a bear in the arctic? starving.

true

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

true

See what these world travelers have purchased from around the globe (video)

false

Try not to put yourself in a position where you have to say i'm not actually a nazi

true

The importance of open, honest communication during difficult times

false

Taylor swift's mom says groping incident 'shattered our trust'

false

I'm never condescending that's when you talk down to people.

true

Senators put pressure on trump to create hate crime task force

false

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ? a hermit crab !

true

Childhood obesity rate drops in some u.s. areas, report finds

false

What do you call a car made out of canadian money? a cadillac.

true

My post is low effort it does not take much work to type this post.

true

I'm not getting married till pizza hut allows gift registry.

true

Bigotry hits us-born latino teens harder than immigrant teens

false

Why was the cancer doctor so tired? he was always oncol

true

Most humor is funny, but, vitreous humor is in the eye of the beholder.

true

Contagious had my grandmother mow my lawn, it took that contagious.

true

Cincinnati judge drops charges against officer who killed motorist samuel dubose

false

Watching this suv cross a river is unbelievably unnerving

false

Ok i have 2 short jokes and a long one. joke joke jooooooooooooooke. i'll show myself out.

true