CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Why was jon snow looking for an iwatch charger? because now his watch has ended.	true
It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as i do in a day.	true
Interstellar winds flowing into our solar system may have shifted direction, study finds	false
Why twitter's new 'like' button is a big deal	false
I love looking at oranges, they are just so appealing	true
What do food professionals think of america's test kitchen?	false
How can you tell a mechanic just had sex? two of his fingers are clean.	true
Rihanna's chanel apartment visit inspires major fashion envy (photos)	false
Polluting countries ranked by carbon dioxide emissions with climate considered	false
2 dead, 1 injured in shooting at california law firm	false
A green can opener sold in 1977 opened the world to home shopping	false
Do you know if stephen hawking still has his old phone number? everytime i call, a machine answers.	true
Everybody is a little weird, except you and i... ...and i'm not so sure about you.	true
Do you know any good water jokes? well?	true
How much money does a gay pornstar earn? a buttload	true
What's the difference between a joke on reddit and a joke on 9gag? about a day.	true
My friends & i were taking shots every time trump interrupted clinton. my bff chad is dead :(	true
California voters to consider new gun control measures in november	false
You're like a fat stump, i'm always falling over you.	true
The titanic was built to last, let that sink in.	true
Fun fact: teens in the late 1800s sent/received an average of 75 telegrams a day.	true
Meow! be careful what you tweet or you might get some spam	false
My ex posted a pic captioned, just me and i commented, yes just you and your 7 personalities	true
Meaty sandwiches: 10 man'wich recipes for father's day	false
5 workout mantras that are bad for your body	false
What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? asked jerry sandusky for his lil black book.	true
What do pessimists and electrons have in common there both always negative.	true
How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. are your drugs missing?	true
What do you call a mexican gummy bear? delicioso!	true
Mark zuckerberg tried to censor me when i published his harvard application. here it is again.	false
The cashier at mcdonald's was more than happy to warm up some diet coke for my baby's bottle.	true
Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. real friends pick up a camera.	true
How dare the child with autism... and his mother?	false
Why do short people laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their balls.	true
It's florida manatee time: how to see the gentle giants	false
Wolves are just wild dogs who can't get enough of the woods i guess.	true
Cooking off the cuff: cif e ciaf, an abruzzo way with pork	false
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? a motor pike !	true
What do you get when you mix human dna with goat dna? kicked out of the petting zoo.	true
The supermarket ran out of soup. they were out of stock.	true
Hillary clinton might be the first f president sorry i meant female but the emale got deleted	true
House republican proposes $10.9 billion plan to save transport fund	false
'santa' facing leg amputation gets christmas miracle from doctors	false
Top l.a. sheriff’s official resigns over racist emails	false
Convos with my 2-year-old episode 6: 'the pants' (video)	false
My wife told me to stop singing oasis and i said maybe....	true
What's the difference between some people and a bucket of shit? the bucket.	true
Channing tatum, jenna dewan-tatum share awkward oscars kiss (photo)	false
Girl unboxes her new boyfriend, takes us through the exciting features	false
Hey baby, you got an inhaler? because you got dat ass-ma.	true
'simple fresh southern': cookbook by matt and ted lee is our summer obsession	false
Stunning aerial footage reveals extent of austin flooding	false
Tribeca 2012 diary: nancy, please director andrew semans	false
Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose.	true
I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps.	true
Chuck norris can land a plane in auto pilot.	true
Sous-vide coq au vin: the good, the bad and the ugly	false
Pope francis' mass in paraguay is like a makeshift argentine homecoming	false
Few americans think transgender troops shouldn't be allowed to serve	false
Republican leaders lay out 200-day agenda: obamacare, tax reform, infrastructure, border wall	false
What gets whiter as it gets dirtier? michael jackson!	true
Byu faces federal complaint over claim it's punishing a rape victim	false
Native groups want a promise not to say that racist team name at the super bowl	false
Do you know the meaning happy wife, happy life? i tend to go with happy wife, extended life.	true
Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? it was bin-laden	true
Ballard canyon: santa barbara's newest, rhone-variety focused ava	false
Cop: don't worry sir, we'll find your kids as soon as we can. me: no hurry.	true
Be strong, i whispered to my wifi signal.	true
Nra's warnings have come true: a president wants to unilaterally disarm americans	false
The stars on the oscars 2014 best-dressed list are the definition of hollywood glamour (photos)	false
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. but none of them work	true
This simple shower kit allows refugees to wash up with dignity	false
The main thing about being a woman is trying to lock in moisture -tv	true
These are the 2 key ways people get hooked on prescription opioids	false
Watch a youth team vote to forfeit its season instead of banning girls	false
World's dumbest shoplifters literally run into the police at costco	false
What did the jewish pedophile say? hey kid, wanna buy some candy?	true
What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my erection.	true
Let girls lead video contest: maria josefa castro bay	false
An interview with oscar-winning costume designer jacqueline durran	false
13 instagram accounts every health-conscious food lover should follow asap	false
Judge grants bid to narrow trump travel ban	false
Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal	true
My grandpa has a heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.	true
Being black and loud is necessary, one poet demands	false
What do you call the poop that won't wipe away from your ass? you little piece of shit	true
How did helen keller's mother punish her? she left a plunger in the toilet	true
Mom calms son's nerves on first day of school with cute 'hug button'	false
Killing the aca could lead to more opioid deaths in trump states	false
One time, at banned camp, i felt really excluded.	true
I wish my grass was emo... so it would cut it self.	true
Pussy riot lingerie spot advertises bras... and balaclavas? (video)	false
This is the advice everyone needs to hear after a breakup	false
What type of pants do japanese people wear? nihon-jeans (nihon-jin)	true
This week in world war i, january 30-february 5, 1916	false
7 ways to transform your life... from 7 expert yogis	false
Making a difference in the world of giving: the summer-athon season	false
Curt schilling says espn has 'some of the biggest racists' on air	false
Tim & eric's 'billion dollar movie pledge' signed by paul rudd, ben stiller and more (videos)	false
So i went to get a protein snack in iraq... but they only had fucking allahu akbars	true

Why was jon snow looking for an iwatch charger? because now his watch has ended.

true

It can get pretty exhausting hating as many people as i do in a day.

true

Interstellar winds flowing into our solar system may have shifted direction, study finds

false

Why twitter's new 'like' button is a big deal

false

I love looking at oranges, they are just so appealing

true

What do food professionals think of america's test kitchen?

false

How can you tell a mechanic just had sex? two of his fingers are clean.

true

Rihanna's chanel apartment visit inspires major fashion envy (photos)

false

Polluting countries ranked by carbon dioxide emissions with climate considered

false

2 dead, 1 injured in shooting at california law firm

false

A green can opener sold in 1977 opened the world to home shopping

false

Do you know if stephen hawking still has his old phone number? everytime i call, a machine answers.

true

Everybody is a little weird, except you and i... ...and i'm not so sure about you.

true

Do you know any good water jokes? well?

true

How much money does a gay pornstar earn? a buttload

true

What's the difference between a joke on reddit and a joke on 9gag? about a day.

true

My friends & i were taking shots every time trump interrupted clinton. my bff chad is dead :(

true

California voters to consider new gun control measures in november

false

You're like a fat stump, i'm always falling over you.

true

The titanic was built to last, let that sink in.

true

Fun fact: teens in the late 1800s sent/received an average of 75 telegrams a day.

true

Meow! be careful what you tweet or you might get some spam

false

My ex posted a pic captioned, just me and i commented, yes just you and your 7 personalities

true

Meaty sandwiches: 10 man'wich recipes for father's day

false

5 workout mantras that are bad for your body

false

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning? asked jerry sandusky for his lil black book.

true

What do pessimists and electrons have in common there both always negative.

true

How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. are your drugs missing?

true

What do you call a mexican gummy bear? delici**oso**!

true

Mark zuckerberg tried to censor me when i published his harvard application. here it is again.

false

The cashier at mcdonald's was more than happy to warm up some diet coke for my baby's bottle.

true

Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. real friends pick up a camera.

true

How dare the child with autism... and his mother?

false

Why do short people laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their balls.

true

It's florida manatee time: how to see the gentle giants

false

Wolves are just wild dogs who can't get enough of the woods i guess.

true

Cooking off the cuff: cif e ciaf, an abruzzo way with pork

false

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? a motor pike !

true

What do you get when you mix human dna with goat dna? kicked out of the petting zoo.

true

The supermarket ran out of soup. they were out of stock.

true

Hillary clinton might be the first f president sorry i meant female but the emale got deleted

true

House republican proposes $10.9 billion plan to save transport fund

false

'santa' facing leg amputation gets christmas miracle from doctors

false

Top l.a. sheriff’s official resigns over racist emails

false

Convos with my 2-year-old episode 6: 'the pants' (video)

false

My wife told me to stop singing oasis and i said *maybe*....

true

What's the difference between some people and a bucket of shit? the bucket.

true

Channing tatum, jenna dewan-tatum share awkward oscars kiss (photo)

false

Girl unboxes her new boyfriend, takes us through the exciting features

false

Hey baby, you got an inhaler? because you got dat ass-ma.

true

'simple fresh southern': cookbook by matt and ted lee is our summer obsession

false

Stunning aerial footage reveals extent of austin flooding

false

Tribeca 2012 diary: nancy, please director andrew semans

false

Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose.

true

I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps.

true

Chuck norris can land a plane in auto pilot.

true

Sous-vide coq au vin: the good, the bad and the ugly

false

Pope francis' mass in paraguay is like a makeshift argentine homecoming

false

Few americans think transgender troops shouldn't be allowed to serve

false

Republican leaders lay out 200-day agenda: obamacare, tax reform, infrastructure, border wall

false

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier? michael jackson!

true

Byu faces federal complaint over claim it's punishing a rape victim

false

Native groups want a promise not to say that racist team name at the super bowl

false

Do you know the meaning happy wife, happy life? i tend to go with happy wife, extended life.

true

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians? it was bin-laden

true

Ballard canyon: santa barbara's newest, rhone-variety focused ava

false

Cop: don't worry sir, we'll find your kids as soon as we can. me: no hurry.

true

Be strong, i whispered to my wifi signal.

true

Nra's warnings have come true: a president wants to unilaterally disarm americans

false

The stars on the oscars 2014 best-dressed list are the definition of hollywood glamour (photos)

false

I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. but none of them work

true

This simple shower kit allows refugees to wash up with dignity

false

The main thing about being a woman is trying to lock in moisture -tv

true

These are the 2 key ways people get hooked on prescription opioids

false

Watch a youth team vote to forfeit its season instead of banning girls

false

World's dumbest shoplifters literally run into the police at costco

false

What did the jewish pedophile say? hey kid, wanna buy some candy?

true

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my erection.

true

Let girls lead video contest: maria josefa castro bay

false

An interview with oscar-winning costume designer jacqueline durran

false

13 instagram accounts every health-conscious food lover should follow asap

false

Judge grants bid to narrow trump travel ban

false

Mexicans and blacks are pretty much the same... once you've heard juan, you've heard jammal

true

My grandpa has a heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

true

Being black and loud is necessary, one poet demands

false

What do you call the poop that won't wipe away from your ass? you little piece of shit

true

How did helen keller's mother punish her? she left a plunger in the toilet

true

Mom calms son's nerves on first day of school with cute 'hug button'

false

Killing the aca could lead to more opioid deaths in trump states

false

One time, at banned camp, i felt really excluded.

true

I wish my grass was emo... so it would cut it self.

true

Pussy riot lingerie spot advertises bras... and balaclavas? (video)

false

This is the advice everyone needs to hear after a breakup

false

What type of pants do japanese people wear? nihon-jeans (nihon-jin)

true

This week in world war i, january 30-february 5, 1916

false

7 ways to transform your life... from 7 expert yogis

false

Making a difference in the world of giving: the summer-athon season

false

Curt schilling says espn has 'some of the biggest racists' on air

false

Tim & eric's 'billion dollar movie pledge' signed by paul rudd, ben stiller and more (videos)

false

So i went to get a protein snack in iraq... but they only had fucking allahu akbars

true