CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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What did cindarella do when she got to the ball? gagged	true
I must be an odd one because i can't even	true
What did the chemist have with his eggs? barium, cobalt and nitrogen.	true
What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.	true
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? stick	true
Why do white girls only travel in odd numbers? because they can't even!	true
You're a special combination of disappointment, and what the fcuk!?'	true
What is a canadian vampire's favourite drink? type eh.	true
Spin instructor robin arzon explains why running is her therapy	false
Rock, paper, scissors: a dialogue -- part seven	false
Personal boundary: peripersonal space influenced by person's anxiety, study finds	false
I bought my friend a new computer screen for xmas. his new year resolution is 1920 x 1080.	true
'behind the scenes' video explains johnny depp's awkward apology	false
That allah guy sure is popular... i mean...his biggest fans are all dying to meet him.	true
My ship has sailed, now i am waiting for the ufo.	true
Felons would be a really valuable voting base... after all, we know they have conviction.	true
When everything else in life fails you, there's always twitter.	true
Risky life and dreams of a tub thug pimp	false
What america's best couples can teach us about long-lasting love	false
Why can't bicycles stand up on their own? because they're two tired!	true
We need to talk about lgbt representation, apparently	false
What do you call a large predatory bird with poor social skills? hawkward	true
Tanning beds banned for models in liverpool fashion week	false
Miranda lambert is saving dogs by the truckload in texas	false
Taylor swift's business strategy 'could show you incredible things™'	false
What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck.	true
Paying women's soccer players fairly doesn't even begin to rectify the discrimination problem	false
Q: what goes click-click-click...did i get it? a: ray charles doing rubik's cube	true
Why do bees hum they don't know the words	true
They say pick your battles, so today oreos win.	true
How do you end a relationship fight? you break it up.	true
Did you hear about the convicted grammar nazi? he was sentenced to death	true
Which part of an eagle is the hardest? the pecker.	true
Chicago police superintendent says cops who lied about laquan mcdonald shooting should be fired	false
Key & peele open rtca dinner as obama & luther, defend louis c.k. (video)	false
What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to hawaii? *aloha snackbar*	true
Mary had a little lamb...... best lamb chops i ever ate. suck it vegans!	true
News anchor collapses into uncontrollable fit of giggles	false
Fall coffee drinks: which is best? calories, nutrition and more	false
I saw a blind person skydiving today man, what a jerk. scaring his poor dog like that...	true
Why does snoop dog carry around an umbrella? fo' drizzle.	true
Abortions are so fun... ...they really bring out the kid in you	true
Because it's funny! what do you call a stripper you pay with noodles? a pastatute!!!	true
Why understanding the back story helps you solve the problem	false
Best & worst beauty of the week: zooey deschanel, nicki minaj, kate bosworth and more (photos)	false
What do you call it when...? what do you call it when you photograph childbirth? child bornography.	true
Why did god create men ? because dildos can't take out the trash.	true
What does santa do with a lazy reindeer? sleighs 'em	true
An exile artist from iraq paints herself into ancient illustrated manuscripts	false
Why isn't the band 1023 mb famous? they haven't had a gig yet.	true
Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration? she was stunning.	true
Hot sauce expo: 10 new reasons to get excited about horrifyingly spicy sauce this year (photos)	false
There's three things you should know about me, i'm canadian, i watch hockey, and... i'm sorry.	true
You won't believe why this man's license was suspended	false
Did you hear about the painting that was falsely sent to prison? he was framed.	true
Turkey approves construction of first new church in nearly a century	false
A misguided mandate: is banning sugary beverages the answer to the obesity epidemic?	false
Bad news: appointment of shia militiaman to iraqi cabinet	false
What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? the blonde has the higher sperm count.	true
Victims of illusions: the non-solution of the greferendum	false
Democratic consultants are salivating over gop votes for tax plan	false
Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? nm, it's too cheesy.	true
What do you call a frenchman in sandals? philippe philoppe.	true
Football's 'deflategate' and the wonder of what if	false
What's the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has a future...	true
Fight breaks out after murder suspect, witness put in same cell	false
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty!	true
That little kid from 'wife swap' still thinks bacon is good for him	false
What did the photographer say when he retired? i can't take it anymore!	true
A q & a with super mom and anchor andrea morehead	false
Psa: khloe kardashian is single, and that's perfectly ok	false
Jimmy fallon's golden globes monologue got awkward after teleprompter fail	false
How the nra is making bank off of urban gun violence	false
Why did the turtle cross the road? to get to the nearest shell station!	true
What does 'j' stand for in donald j trump? 'genius' (this joke was stolen from charliedarwin2)	true
Robocop is my favorite actor. how come he was never nominated?	true
A simple tweak could make fecal transplants less gross	false
Remember alcohol is never the answer. why can't i get it up? okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.	true
Only a woman can make you a millionaire if you are a billionaire.	true
Funny receipts: 28 ridiculous instances of cash register hijinks (pictures)	false
Glamour's cro, connie anne phillips, shares the career advice you need to hear	false
When a bff isn't a friend, after all	false
What's the longest sentence in the english language? i do.	true
Not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days.	true
Here's what we know about the florida keys after hurricane irma	false
Dear artists: detroit's abandoned homes are more than your blank canvas	false
Obama warns residents to heed hurricane warnings, beware storm surge	false
Bay area floats 'sanctuary in transit policy' to protect commuting immigrants	false
How does captain hook cook pita bread? with a pita pan.	true
Watch: scarborough goes off on guest while debating hillary clinton	false
Marriage in one word: readers share the most important thing in a relationship	false
Do you enjoy websurfing? no way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!	true
Where do crows hang out on a friday nght? at a crow bar.	true
Researchers embark on mission to explore hawaii's newest 'island'	false
Difference between a three ring circus and a strip club? one is a cunning array of stunts!	true
Former rep. barney frank: justice scalia is a homophobe	false
If my glass is half full then i start wondering where my bartender is.	true
Know why tampons were weird news this week? take the fark weird news quiz	false
Amy poehler comments on death of 'parks & rec' producer	false
In less than a year, trump has stripped back workers’ ability to unionize	false

What did cindarella do when she got to the ball? gagged

true

I must be an odd one because i can't even

true

What did the chemist have with his eggs? barium, cobalt and nitrogen.

true

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

true

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? stick

true

Why do white girls only travel in odd numbers? because they can't even!

true

You're a special combination of disappointment, and what the fcuk!?'

true

What is a canadian vampire's favourite drink? type eh.

true

Spin instructor robin arzon explains why running is her therapy

false

Rock, paper, scissors: a dialogue -- part seven

false

Personal boundary: peripersonal space influenced by person's anxiety, study finds

false

I bought my friend a new computer screen for xmas. his new year resolution is 1920 x 1080.

true

'behind the scenes' video explains johnny depp's awkward apology

false

That allah guy sure is popular... i mean...his biggest fans are all dying to meet him.

true

My ship has sailed, now i am waiting for the ufo.

true

Felons would be a really valuable voting base... after all, we know they have conviction.

true

When everything else in life fails you, there's always twitter.

true

Risky life and dreams of a tub thug pimp

false

What america's best couples can teach us about long-lasting love

false

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own? because they're two tired!

true

We need to talk about lgbt representation, apparently

false

What do you call a large predatory bird with poor social skills? hawkward

true

Tanning beds banned for models in liverpool fashion week

false

Miranda lambert is saving dogs by the truckload in texas

false

Taylor swift's business strategy 'could show you incredible things™'

false

What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck.

true

Paying women's soccer players fairly doesn't even begin to rectify the discrimination problem

false

Q: what goes click-click-click...did i get it? a: ray charles doing rubik's cube

true

Why do bees hum they don't know the words

true

They say pick your battles, so today oreos win.

true

How do you end a relationship fight? you break it up.

true

Did you hear about the convicted grammar nazi? he was *sentenced* to death

true

Which part of an eagle is the hardest? the pecker.

true

Chicago police superintendent says cops who lied about laquan mcdonald shooting should be fired

false

Key & peele open rtca dinner as obama & luther, defend louis c.k. (video)

false

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to hawaii? ***aloha snackbar***

true

Mary had a little lamb...... best lamb chops i ever ate. suck it vegans!

true

News anchor collapses into uncontrollable fit of giggles

false

Fall coffee drinks: which is best? calories, nutrition and more

false

I saw a blind person skydiving today man, what a jerk. scaring his poor dog like that...

true

Why does snoop dog carry around an umbrella? fo' drizzle.

true

Abortions are so fun... ...they really bring out the kid in you

true

Because it's funny! what do you call a stripper you pay with noodles? a pastatute!!!

true

Why understanding the back story helps you solve the problem

false

Best & worst beauty of the week: zooey deschanel, nicki minaj, kate bosworth and more (photos)

false

What do you call it when...? what do you call it when you photograph childbirth? child bornography.

true

Why did god create men ? because dildos can't take out the trash.

true

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer? sleighs 'em

true

An exile artist from iraq paints herself into ancient illustrated manuscripts

false

Why isn't the band 1023 mb famous? they haven't had a gig yet.

true

Did you see the gorgeous girl doing the taser demonstration? she was stunning.

true

Hot sauce expo: 10 new reasons to get excited about horrifyingly spicy sauce this year (photos)

false

There's three things you should know about me, i'm canadian, i watch hockey, and... i'm sorry.

true

You won't believe why this man's license was suspended

false

Did you hear about the painting that was falsely sent to prison? he was framed.

true

Turkey approves construction of first new church in nearly a century

false

A misguided mandate: is banning sugary beverages the answer to the obesity epidemic?

false

Bad news: appointment of shia militiaman to iraqi cabinet

false

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? the blonde has the higher sperm count.

true

Victims of illusions: the non-solution of the greferendum

false

Democratic consultants are salivating over gop votes for tax plan

false

Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? nm, it's too cheesy.

true

What do you call a frenchman in sandals? philippe philoppe.

true

Football's 'deflategate' and the wonder of what if

false

What's the difference between you and a calendar? a calendar has a future...

true

Fight breaks out after murder suspect, witness put in same cell

false

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? a sunken chest with no booty!

true

That little kid from 'wife swap' still thinks bacon is good for him

false

What did the photographer say when he retired? i can't take it anymore!

true

A q & a with super mom and anchor andrea morehead

false

Psa: khloe kardashian is single, and that's perfectly ok

false

Jimmy fallon's golden globes monologue got awkward after teleprompter fail

false

How the nra is making bank off of urban gun violence

false

Why did the turtle cross the road? to get to the nearest shell station!

true

What does 'j' stand for in donald j trump? 'genius' (this joke was stolen from charliedarwin2)

true

Robocop is my favorite actor. how come he was never nominated?

true

A simple tweak could make fecal transplants less gross

false

Remember alcohol is never the answer. why can't i get it up? okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

true

Only a woman can make you a millionaire if you are a billionaire.

true

Funny receipts: 28 ridiculous instances of cash register hijinks (pictures)

false

Glamour's cro, connie anne phillips, shares the career advice you need to hear

false

When a bff isn't a friend, after all

false

What's the longest sentence in the english language? i do.

true

Not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days.

true

Here's what we know about the florida keys after hurricane irma

false

Dear artists: detroit's abandoned homes are more than your blank canvas

false

Obama warns residents to heed hurricane warnings, beware storm surge

false

Bay area floats 'sanctuary in transit policy' to protect commuting immigrants

false

How does captain hook cook pita bread? with a pita pan.

true

Watch: scarborough goes off on guest while debating hillary clinton

false

Marriage in one word: readers share the most important thing in a relationship

false

Do you enjoy websurfing? no way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

true

Where do crows hang out on a friday nght? at a crow bar.

true

Researchers embark on mission to explore hawaii's newest 'island'

false

Difference between a three ring circus and a strip club? one is a cunning array of stunts!

true

Former rep. barney frank: justice scalia is a homophobe

false

If my glass is half full then i start wondering where my bartender is.

true

Know why tampons were weird news this week? take the fark weird news quiz

false

Amy poehler comments on death of 'parks & rec' producer

false

In less than a year, trump has stripped back workers’ ability to unionize

false