CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Fun fact: all kitties share a common ancestor, whose name was snickerboots fancybasket.	true
Girl: my dog bit my boyfriend. me: your dog is a good judge of character.	true
'f**k it, i quit' anchor explains her dramatic exit	false
The easiest & cheapest way to update your beauty look	false
It's time to change the way we think about political polling	false
Today, i started on my second million dollars! i gave up on my first.	true
Kylo ren of 'star wars: the force awakens' was inspired by nazis ... sorta	false
What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? a dell rolling in the deep.	true
What do you call a frat house in a quarry? a bromine.	true
I'd like to raise a toast. levitates bread	true
Will ferrell announces he's the new 'badass' santa claus	false
Manhunt underway in memphis for alleged cop killer	false
George michael was working on a documentary prior to his death	false
Men are not sexist because being sexist is wrong and being wrong is what women do.	true
So a termite walks into a bar and asks... is the bartender here?'	true
Last known person to see 7-year-old kyron horman – where does she think he is?	false
Here's why negative emotions are good for you	false
Chuck norris has 12 moons. one of those moons is the earth.	true
Jokes about depression used to be funny.... now they're just sad.	true
What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? -makes a choking noise-	true
Sly fox steals golfer's wallet, makes terrible caddie	false
Taraji p. henson lands leading role as a hit woman in 'proud mary'	false
Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair (dont hate me)	true
At least 45 killed, 110 wounded in triple bombing near damascus shrine	false
Life below the ocean’s surface wholly depends on how we live above it	false
Thank goodness for loyalty program emails. i keep forgetting what brands i'm loyal to.	true
Marcus samuelsson and arianna talk healthy eating at huffpost's oasis (video)	false
Two gay men were having a few drinks one said bottoms up! the other got topsy.	true
Obama turns focus on senate races as he campaigns for clinton	false
I recommend you chickens learn to talk. nobody ever said let's go get a bucket of parrot.	true
I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. everyone is out to get me, just not right now	true
So i'm talkin' to a giant squid monster and i sez to him what's kraken? (badum chh)	true
Mom shares clever hack for giving babies medicine	false
Herb was diagnosed with cancer. it was a basil-cell carcinoma.	true
I wish the band journey was a giant human mouth becasue i have a hard-on and they suck!	true
It's ironic that so many nascar fans are afraid of other races.	true
Fx debuts a devilish logo for 'american horror story' season 6	false
What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? you get your palm red for free.	true
What do you call an academic who apologises all the time? an anthropologist	true
We change our life, we change our hair	false
Syrian refugees halted by trump’s travel ban make long-awaited reunion with family	false
Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? they get to meet their old flames!	true
Irregular periods linked with higher risk of dying from ovarian cancer	false
Could the electoral college dump trump? dems' dangerous wishes	false
Fan catches foul ball with popcorn bucket (video)	false
One guacamole is... equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guaca's.	true
Most americans think it's racist to talk about immigrants from 'shithole countries'	false
I did a stand up routine on fonts, but nobody laughed i'm a comic, sans the humor.	true
Charlottesville: the one truth trump will not speak	false
What did they call the man who knew how to read maps? a legend	true
Getting older is like being in a prison shower you try to bend over as little as possible.	true
Is your refrigerator running?? because i might vote for it.	true
Homecoming meals: the recipe michael symon likes to cook at home (photos)	false
Someone sent prominent muslim group a quran page covered in what looks like feces	false
What's the easiest way to kill a bison calf. put it in the back of your suv.	true
Where is the best place to eat on a leap day? ihop	true
Hillary clinton shows support for anti-muslim ban protesters	false
What did the leper tell the prostitute? you can keep the tip	true
Did you hear the one about the three deep holes in the ground? well, well, well...	true
Prince used to throw pajama parties at magic johnson’s movie theater	false
Why did the baker have brown hands? because he 'kneaded' a shit.	true
How does hitler make his coffee? he jews it.	true
What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?(dad joke) happy brr-day son!	true
D.c. doctor working to save mike, other ugandan kids at risk of preventable death	false
'manchester by the sea' director defends casey affleck in college paper	false
A young lady walks into a bar... she was protected by a rubber bumpher	true
Montana shows democrats still clueless on how to beat trump	false
Why the chicken oyster is every cook's favorite part	false
After i changed sex, my daughter has been ignoring me.. it seems like i'm transparent	true
American muslims honor muhammad ali as a champion of their faith	false
2 cases of legionnaires' disease in newborns linked to water births	false
10 trans and gender non-conforming people you need to know	false
I saw an ironing board with wrinkles in it i thought that was pretty ironic.	true
Why was the juice company losing customers? there was no punch-line.	true
There's no easy way to steal a watermelon.	true
Cooking off the cuff: using that homemade ricotta	false
Azealia banks banned cover: see 'dazed & confused' magazine's controversial front (photo, poll)	false
Pope francis renews lapsed clergy sex abuse commission	false
Kids' lack of exercise, more than lying around, tied to fat (study)	false
Trump is a great guy. he's giving two million illegal immigrants free trips to mexico.	true
Stranger: she has a book. cute and smart me: stranger: a stunning genius	true
Have you guys heard about reese witherspoon? i hershey is in a new movie.	true
Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze because you make me wanna jacket	true
What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille? do not touch.	true
In his defense, everyone sounds drunk when they say i'm shia labeouf	true
Trump sets obstruction of justice terms: it’s his credibility against comey’s	false
What idiot called them acquaintances instead of bud lights	true
My eleven year old brother: i have asperger's syndrome... ...want a burger?	true
How did the crazy man get across the forrest? he took the psycho path. ( )	true
What's gray and comes in quarts? according to my mom, my new stepdad	true
How do you get everyone to click on your post? in the title.	true
Bbq pork meatballs + lower east side bbq sauce	false
I always give 100% 20% on monday, 20% on tuesday, 20% on wednesday...	true
The states with the highest (and lowest) smoking rates	false
Til you don't actually learn something new everyday. wait. nevermind.	true
What do women and the square root of 2 have in common? they're both irrational.	true
White women will buy anything that has a cucumber/melon scent.	true
Disney grants terminally ill 'star wars' fan's wish to see 'force awakens'	false
Sorry i reported your newborn's pic on fb but nudity is nudity	true
What does my microwave and women have in common? they both need a mute button	true

Fun fact: all kitties share a common ancestor, whose name was snickerboots fancybasket.

true

Girl: my dog bit my boyfriend. me: your dog is a good judge of character.

true

'f**k it, i quit' anchor explains her dramatic exit

false

The easiest & cheapest way to update your beauty look

false

It's time to change the way we think about political polling

false

Today, i started on my second million dollars! i gave up on my first.

true

Kylo ren of 'star wars: the force awakens' was inspired by nazis ... sorta

false

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? a dell rolling in the deep.

true

What do you call a frat house in a quarry? a bromine.

true

I'd like to raise a toast. *levitates bread*

true

Will ferrell announces he's the new 'badass' santa claus

false

Manhunt underway in memphis for alleged cop killer

false

George michael was working on a documentary prior to his death

false

Men are not sexist because being sexist is wrong and being wrong is what women do.

true

So a termite walks into a bar and asks... is the bartender here?'

true

Last known person to see 7-year-old kyron horman – where does she think he is?

false

Here's why negative emotions are good for you

false

Chuck norris has 12 moons. one of those moons is the earth.

true

Jokes about depression used to be funny.... now they're just sad.

true

What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? -makes a choking noise-

true

Sly fox steals golfer's wallet, makes terrible caddie

false

Taraji p. henson lands leading role as a hit woman in 'proud mary'

false

Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair (dont hate me)

true

At least 45 killed, 110 wounded in triple bombing near damascus shrine

false

Life below the ocean’s surface wholly depends on how we live above it

false

Thank goodness for loyalty program emails. i keep forgetting what brands i'm loyal to.

true

Marcus samuelsson and arianna talk healthy eating at huffpost's oasis (video)

false

Two gay men were having a few drinks one said bottoms up! the other got topsy.

true

Obama turns focus on senate races as he campaigns for clinton

false

I recommend you chickens learn to talk. nobody ever said let's go get a bucket of parrot.

true

I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. everyone is out to get me, just not right now

true

So i'm talkin' to a giant squid monster and i sez to him what's kraken? (badum chh)

true

Mom shares clever hack for giving babies medicine

false

Herb was diagnosed with cancer. it was a basil-cell carcinoma.

true

I wish the band journey was a giant human mouth becasue i have a hard-on and they *suck*!

true

It's ironic that so many nascar fans are afraid of other races.

true

Fx debuts a devilish logo for 'american horror story' season 6

false

What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? you get your palm red for free.

true

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time? an anthropologist

true

We change our life, we change our hair

false

Syrian refugees halted by trump’s travel ban make long-awaited reunion with family

false

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? they get to meet their old flames!

true

Irregular periods linked with higher risk of dying from ovarian cancer

false

Could the electoral college dump trump? dems' dangerous wishes

false

Fan catches foul ball with popcorn bucket (video)

false

One guacamole is... equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guaca's.

true

Most americans think it's racist to talk about immigrants from 'shithole countries'

false

I did a stand up routine on fonts, but nobody laughed i'm a comic, sans the humor.

true

Charlottesville: the one truth trump will not speak

false

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps? a legend

true

Getting older is like being in a prison shower you try to bend over as little as possible.

true

Is your refrigerator running?? because i might vote for it.

true

Homecoming meals: the recipe michael symon likes to cook at home (photos)

false

Someone sent prominent muslim group a quran page covered in what looks like feces

false

What's the easiest way to kill a bison calf. put it in the back of your suv.

true

Where is the best place to eat on a leap day? ihop

true

Hillary clinton shows support for anti-muslim ban protesters

false

What did the leper tell the prostitute? you can keep the tip

true

Did you hear the one about the three deep holes in the ground? well, well, well...

true

Prince used to throw pajama parties at magic johnson’s movie theater

false

Why did the baker have brown hands? because he 'kneaded' a shit.

true

How does hitler make his coffee? he jews it.

true

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?(dad joke) happy brr-day son!

true

D.c. doctor working to save mike, other ugandan kids at risk of preventable death

false

'manchester by the sea' director defends casey affleck in college paper

false

A young lady walks into a bar... she was protected by a rubber bump*her*

true

Montana shows democrats still clueless on how to beat trump

false

Why the chicken oyster is every cook's favorite part

false

After i changed sex, my daughter has been ignoring me.. it seems like i'm transparent

true

American muslims honor muhammad ali as a champion of their faith

false

2 cases of legionnaires' disease in newborns linked to water births

false

10 trans and gender non-conforming people you need to know

false

I saw an ironing board with wrinkles in it i thought that was pretty ironic.

true

Why was the juice company losing customers? there was no punch-line.

true

There's no easy way to steal a watermelon.

true

Cooking off the cuff: using that homemade ricotta

false

Azealia banks banned cover: see 'dazed & confused' magazine's controversial front (photo, poll)

false

Pope francis renews lapsed clergy sex abuse commission

false

Kids' lack of exercise, more than lying around, tied to fat (study)

false

Trump is a great guy. he's giving two million illegal immigrants free trips to mexico.

true

Stranger: she has a book. cute and smart me: stranger: a stunning genius

true

Have you guys heard about reese witherspoon? i hershey is in a new movie.

true

Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze because you make me wanna jacket

true

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille? do not touch.

true

In his defense, everyone sounds drunk when they say i'm shia labeouf

true

Trump sets obstruction of justice terms: it’s his credibility against comey’s

false

What idiot called them acquaintances instead of bud lights

true

My eleven year old brother: i have asperger's syndrome... ...want a burger?

true

How did the crazy man get across the forrest? he took the psycho path. ( )

true

What's gray and comes in quarts? according to my mom, my new stepdad

true

How do you get everyone to click on your post? in the title.

true

Bbq pork meatballs + lower east side bbq sauce

false

I always give 100% 20% on monday, 20% on tuesday, 20% on wednesday...

true

The states with the highest (and lowest) smoking rates

false

Til you don't actually learn something new everyday. wait. nevermind.

true

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common? they're both irrational.

true

White women will buy anything that has a cucumber/melon scent.

true

Disney grants terminally ill 'star wars' fan's wish to see 'force awakens'

false

Sorry i reported your newborn's pic on fb but nudity is nudity

true

What does my microwave and women have in common? they both need a mute button

true