CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Aly raisman to olympic committee: investigate usa gymnastics before they elect new leaders	false
Ben carson gaining on leader in gop presidential polls	false
Apple computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. their new policy is iwon't tell...ipromise	true
When bruce jenner changed sex's. i thought damn... he's trans-jenner?	true
Why are cowboys uncircumcised? so they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat.	true
The best colleges for food in america for 2013	false
Tropical storm plows up east coast after hurricane hermine pounds florida	false
What boxer's nickname is eeeee? mohammad ali all-e	true
waits for you to fall asleep rolls out from under your bed moisturizes your knees and elbows	true
How many eggs did kelly clarkson eat for easter? all of them. (it's timely if not funny, right?)	true
See if you can watch this powerful 1-minute psa without crying	false
Wedding planning: what the magazines don't tell you	false
Donald trump (sorta) appears on 'the tonight show' to explain megyn kelly comments (kinda)	false
Instagram hit with first class action lawsuit after furor over changes	false
Why we should erase the concept of a fixed 'retirement age'	false
The quintessential french pastry, the croissant, isn't actually french	false
What's the name of the virus that causes aids? ... are you positive?	true
How do you call a black man flying a plane ? a pilot.	true
A national shortage of velveeta? it's a start	false
How to make a hot toddy without a recipe	false
25 animal pals who know what friendship is all about	false
Helen keller walks into a bar.... and then a table. and then a chair. another table....	true
Fake good news is helping us forget 2016	false
Obviously, carlton banks would be a glasshole in 2015	false
Denver jail death puts new light on common restraint tactic	false
Snooker if pink is covered by red, go for the brown.	true
Six steps to beat stress and boost immunity	false
Here's the moment rousey's friends and family realized she lost	false
8 years did little to sway white evangelicals' views on obama	false
What happens when a pope dies? another pops up.	true
The brutal truth of what the islamic state is doing to women	false
Yo mama... yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny	true
Some people are legally blind. what happens to the illegally blind?	true
Where can you find the best black friday deals with items at 100% off? ferguson!	true
4 contemporary female photographers who put the middle east in perspective	false
I forgot my phone when i went to the toilet today. we have 245 tiles.	true
The role dreams play in our daily lives	false
Congressman goes mia after tucking wall street bailout into government spending bill	false
Sometimes, when i think about books i touch my shelf	true
Trump booed at davos for criticizing 'fake' media	false
Which villain did batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? deathstroke.	true
What do you call a jewish pokemon master? ash	true
Dogs are dying after being left out in the cold. here's how to keep them safe.	false
Did you hear about the roman who got a c in math? he got a perfect score!	true
Note to self: do not try shopping for a pearl necklace online. ever. again.	true
The first time i bit into a cadbury egg i understood women who spit.	true
The kid snacks we still love to eat as adults (photos)	false
Where does the president keep his armies? in his sleavies.	true
What was the geologists' favorite musical genere? rock	true
What do you call a party with 100 midgets? a little get together.	true
See how erectile dysfunction drugs stack up against each other	false
How do you start a rave party in ethiopia? glue bread to the ceiling.	true
Im getting tired of your barenaked ladies marathon. it's been one week since you looked at me.	true
Have you ever taken a bus? well they want it back!!!!!!	true
These texts perfectly demonstrate why female entrepreneurs struggle for funding	false
How to handle shared custody when your ex gets a girlfriend	false
A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar he orders a beer	true
See eddie redmayne and alicia vikander in a pivotal scene from 'the danish girl'	false
Fred goldman questions if kardashian fame may be used to promote story of his son’s death	false
What's long, hard, and full of semen? a submarine filled with cum.	true
Susan downey on producing the judge, starring robert downey, jr. and robert duvall	false
Americans are using #wetooareamerica to share their immigration stories	false
The king splits his kingdom for his three sons... -f**k yeah, said the fourth son	true
Glenn beck suspended from siriusxm radio over comments about trump	false
What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film? i can clearly see you're nuts	true
Elle italia july 2012 cover features a big knife (photo)	false
The sleep library: 11 soothing books for bedtime	false
Memo: ny times editor explains why everyone hates his ‘rich and searching’ op-ed section	false
Conservatives quickly refuse any obama court replacement after antonin scalia's death	false
Sterling's lesson: public figures have few privacy rights	false
Topher grace gets us closer than ever to a 'seinfeld' reunion	false
'snl' takes on lydia callis, bloomberg's sign language interpreter, and chris christie (video)	false
Top 5 myths about gay & lesbian wedding photography	false
9 hip halloween items for your home that won't creep you out	false
8 simple ways to stay committed to your fitness routine	false
Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice.	true
Did you ever see that movie about constipation? of course not, it never came out.	true
Gary johnson's running mate thinks hillary clinton is probably more qualified	false
Why is the demand for potato chips rising in china? they need clean air.	true
I always buy computers that are black. generally, they run faster and have a bigger hard drive.	true
Are there drug dealers on twitter? asking for 522 friends.	true
Daniel radcliffe talks gay sex scene in 'kill your darlings'	false
Claim: american apparel's ousted ceo allegedly misused funds	false
I just want to love someone half as much as a dog loves anyone	true
Why isla fisher steers away from offering parenting advice	false
What kind of bus can cross the ocean? a columbus.	true
Why did the smackhead kick the habit? he didn't like nuns.	true
Qatar: a case study for the role of small states in international relations	false
Maher on gop manliness: 'it's not toughness republicans love, it's bullying'	false
Did you hear what happened to lot's wife? she got assaulted	true
Chocolate recipes you can eat for dinner (photos)	false
What should i say? someone just said i'm in denial but i'm not	true
Three questions for 'jewel' handbag designers bita & rouzita of 'ita collection'	false
What kind of house is easiest to pick up? a light house.	true
*dive rolls across the room naked her- why don't you just buy curtains?	true
How do you make a conedian and a coke dealer hate you? steal their lines	true
If i were to make a glory hole... i would make it out of walnut.	true
You know what west virginians say about dating, don't you? the closer the kin, the better the skin.	true
Lolz? really? did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?	true
Why diets fail: 7 things you should know (part 2)	false

Aly raisman to olympic committee: investigate usa gymnastics before they elect new leaders

false

Ben carson gaining on leader in gop presidential polls

false

Apple computer is taking steps to protect user privacy. their new policy is iwon't tell...ipromise

true

When bruce jenner changed sex's. i thought damn... he's trans-jenner?

true

Why are cowboys uncircumcised? so they have a place to put their chewing tobacco when they eat.

true

The best colleges for food in america for 2013

false

Tropical storm plows up east coast after hurricane hermine pounds florida

false

What boxer's nickname is eeeee? mohammad ali all-e

true

*waits for you to fall asleep* *rolls out from under your bed* *moisturizes your knees and elbows*

true

How many eggs did kelly clarkson eat for easter? all of them. (it's timely if not funny, right?)

true

See if you can watch this powerful 1-minute psa without crying

false

Wedding planning: what the magazines don't tell you

false

Donald trump (sorta) appears on 'the tonight show' to explain megyn kelly comments (kinda)

false

Instagram hit with first class action lawsuit after furor over changes

false

Why we should erase the concept of a fixed 'retirement age'

false

The quintessential french pastry, the croissant, isn't actually french

false

What's the name of the virus that causes aids? ... are you positive?

true

How do you call a black man flying a plane ? a pilot.

true

A national shortage of velveeta? it's a start

false

How to make a hot toddy without a recipe

false

25 animal pals who know what friendship is all about

false

Helen keller walks into a bar.... and then a table. and then a chair. another table....

true

Fake good news is helping us forget 2016

false

Obviously, carlton banks would be a glasshole in 2015

false

Denver jail death puts new light on common restraint tactic

false

Snooker if pink is covered by red, go for the brown.

true

Six steps to beat stress and boost immunity

false

Here's the moment rousey's friends and family realized she lost

false

8 years did little to sway white evangelicals' views on obama

false

What happens when a pope dies? another pops up.

true

The brutal truth of what the islamic state is doing to women

false

Yo mama... yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny

true

Some people are legally blind. what happens to the illegally blind?

true

Where can you find the best black friday deals with items at 100% off? ferguson!

true

4 contemporary female photographers who put the middle east in perspective

false

I forgot my phone when i went to the toilet today. we have 245 tiles.

true

The role dreams play in our daily lives

false

Congressman goes mia after tucking wall street bailout into government spending bill

false

Sometimes, when i think about books i touch my shelf

true

Trump booed at davos for criticizing 'fake' media

false

Which villain did batman face when he suffered a fatal masturbation accident? deathstroke.

true

What do you call a jewish pokemon master? ash

true

Dogs are dying after being left out in the cold. here's how to keep them safe.

false

Did you hear about the roman who got a c in math? he got a perfect score!

true

Note to self: do not try shopping for a pearl necklace online. ever. again.

true

The first time i bit into a cadbury egg i understood women who spit.

true

The kid snacks we still love to eat as adults (photos)

false

Where does the president keep his armies? in his sleavies.

true

What was the geologists' favorite musical genere? rock

true

What do you call a party with 100 midgets? a little get together.

true

See how erectile dysfunction drugs stack up against each other

false

How do you start a rave party in ethiopia? glue bread to the ceiling.

true

Im getting tired of your barenaked ladies marathon. it's been one week since you looked at me.

true

Have you ever taken a bus? well they want it back!!!!!!

true

These texts perfectly demonstrate why female entrepreneurs struggle for funding

false

How to handle shared custody when your ex gets a girlfriend

false

A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar he orders a beer

true

See eddie redmayne and alicia vikander in a pivotal scene from 'the danish girl'

false

Fred goldman questions if kardashian fame may be used to promote story of his son’s death

false

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a submarine filled with cum.

true

Susan downey on producing the judge, starring robert downey, jr. and robert duvall

false

Americans are using #wetooareamerica to share their immigration stories

false

The king splits his kingdom for his three sons... -f**k yeah, said the fourth son

true

Glenn beck suspended from siriusxm radio over comments about trump

false

What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film? i can clearly see you're nuts

true

Elle italia july 2012 cover features a big knife (photo)

false

The sleep library: 11 soothing books for bedtime

false

Memo: ny times editor explains why everyone hates his ‘rich and searching’ op-ed section

false

Conservatives quickly refuse any obama court replacement after antonin scalia's death

false

Sterling's lesson: public figures have few privacy rights

false

Topher grace gets us closer than ever to a 'seinfeld' reunion

false

'snl' takes on lydia callis, bloomberg's sign language interpreter, and chris christie (video)

false

Top 5 myths about gay & lesbian wedding photography

false

9 hip halloween items for your home that won't creep you out

false

8 simple ways to stay committed to your fitness routine

false

Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice.

true

Did you ever see that movie about constipation? of course not, it never came out.

true

Gary johnson's running mate thinks hillary clinton is probably more qualified

false

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in china? they need clean air.

true

I always buy computers that are black. generally, they run faster and have a bigger hard drive.

true

Are there drug dealers on twitter? asking for 522 friends.

true

Daniel radcliffe talks gay sex scene in 'kill your darlings'

false

Claim: american apparel's ousted ceo allegedly misused funds

false

I just want to love someone half as much as a dog loves anyone

true

Why isla fisher steers away from offering parenting advice

false

What kind of bus can cross the ocean? a columbus.

true

Why did the smackhead kick the habit? he didn't like nuns.

true

Qatar: a case study for the role of small states in international relations

false

Maher on gop manliness: 'it's not toughness republicans love, it's bullying'

false

Did you hear what happened to lot's wife? she got assaulted

true

Chocolate recipes you can eat for dinner (photos)

false

What should i say? someone just said i'm in denial but i'm not

true

Three questions for 'jewel' handbag designers bita & rouzita of 'ita collection'

false

What kind of house is easiest to pick up? a light house.

true

*dive rolls across the room naked her- why don't you just buy curtains?

true

How do you make a conedian and a coke dealer hate you? steal their lines

true

If i were to make a glory hole... i would make it out of walnut.

true

You know what west virginians say about dating, don't you? the closer the kin, the better the skin.

true

Lolz? really? did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?

true

Why diets fail: 7 things you should know (part 2)

false