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North korea rejects 'illegal and unlawful' un sanctions
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11 things we're obsessed with this week, besides friday the 13th
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I smell carrots. do you smell carrots? 'cause i smell carrots... ~ snowmen.
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My buddy's phone autocorrected wife to wide and now he's living in my garage.
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1: i sure am glad they don't have newt brain on the menu 2: right on, fellow human
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A revised terrorism alert system is on the horizon, administration says
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Idiot-proof recipes for even the worst cook (photos)
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What did one wall say to the other? meet me in the corner!
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Is jet set surgery the new luxury travel trend?
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9 ways to deal with running into your ex
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The u.s. military has created its own tinderbox in africa
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What do you call an asian who hates black people? a member of the kru krux kran
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Ted cruz 'splains jedi integrity to luke skywalker. it doesn't go well.
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Sports illustrated swimsuit models celebrate the launch of the 2013 issue (photos)
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Why do bees hum? because they don't know the words!
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The buildup of carbon emissions in the atmosphere is a great icebreaker.
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The new 9/11 museum and the nature of evil: needs for larger contexts and questions
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10 hyperrealistic paintings that will forever pervert your view of art history (nsfw)
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Marco rubio disagrees with donald trump: 'we are not the same as putin'
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Lawmakers in both parties in talks to save house chaplain's job
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Doctor empathy linked with better patient outcomes: study
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Bisphenol a and other endocrine disruptors found in common household products
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Besides those glaring flaws that i choose to ignore, i don't know what's wrong with me.
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Why is bacon called bacon? and other favorite food name origins
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Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...all it was doing was gathering dust.
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Ranking 25 of the best 'american horror story' characters ever
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Kate middleton & prince william just like us: a year of playing, planting & painting (photos)
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With all these regulations and safety hazards about burgers... rare meat is hard to find.
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Why did the musician hate getting drunk? he always had treble finding his keys!
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My circumcision left me quite sore. i couldn't walk for two whole years!
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If girls rule the world, where do the boys fit in?
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You was sent back to earth from hell becasuse the devil choked on your soul.
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance... is she calculating velocity?
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What's the difference between me and a dentist? the dentist pulls it out when it hurts.
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Yoga and meditation: good karma gifts of dharma
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Dark humor is not funny especially when it steals your wallet.
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What is the biggest battery size? the d. it's huge.
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Thousands of refugees arrive in germany and austria
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This may be the most disgusting thing you'll see all week (we warned you)
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Two guys and a girl walk into a bar the next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss
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You can now read 'diary of a wimpy kid' in an ancient language
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I like my women like i like my pizza... ...hot, cheap, and on the go.
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What's the difference between a gay guy and hitler? about 45 degrees
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I'm not saying my wife is fat... but i struggle to lift her photograph
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Sarah mclachlan should do a commercial but instead of homeless pets in cages, people in cubicles.
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I've been training for the masturbation world record. i'm gonna beat it.
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Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur? a: an idontthinkhesaurus.
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The best, most useful cookbooks of all time (photos)
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10 ways to keep a toddler busy for 5 minutes
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Zombies and i have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.
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Soccer team's 'skinned alive' uniform could be the goriest ever
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Everything you need to know about how republicans are running the senate, in one number
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Few lawmakers seem concerned with the legal justification for attacking syria
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What do you call usain bolt when he's running from a lion? fast food
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Latinos warn democrats not to get too cocky about facing trump
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A day in the life of the sharing economy
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Khizr khan blasts trump over purple heart: 'you dodged the draft!'
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Marriage... a relationship between a person who's always right and her husband.
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What do you call a girl that sleeps with you for your adderall? a total attention whore.
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Why are fire trucks red? you would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
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Athletic combat and real combat: more alike than we think?
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Ray rice doesn’t deserve a second chance in the nfl
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Why i love circular logic... because i love circular logic!
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Hallmark hall of fame's in my dreams strikes a romantic chord
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Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves.
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Why aren't japanese optimistic? because not every cloud has a silver lining
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Getting colagen injections in my lips next week 'cause, you know, 'tis the season to be jolie.
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What do bill cosby and santa claus have in common? they both come while you're sleeping
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Two car bombs kill at least 7 and wound hundreds in southeast turkey
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John oliver exposes tax breaks wasted on weird ideas like a 'floating f**k zoo'
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Where are all of the creative calculus jokes? all these new ones are so derivative...
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What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
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Couple wishes granddaughter a good day at work in the most adorable way
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The tao of love, sex and anti-aging: part 9
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Kanye west becomes the president and kim kardashian becomes the first lady
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Olympic skier fabian bosch catches sweet hang time in viral escalator stunt
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How to get a bikini body without buying a bikini body plan
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Alyssa milano's breastfeeding throwback proves all moms are wonder woman
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Sarah silverman to host 'snl' for first time
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The bartender says sorry, we don't serve time travelers here. a time traveler walks into a bar.
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My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink. apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after.
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Ramadan is the only time i can get a date every night
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Statistically speaking...(nsfw) nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
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'pokémon go' just added billions of dollars to nintendo's value
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Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? they're making headlines.
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Divorce causes: 5 communication habits that lead to divorce
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How much did the critic tip the waiter? two cents
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I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone and then it dawned on me
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I don't think nyquil knows what cherries taste like!
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David harbour asked twitter for a huge 'happy feet'-style favor, and it delivered
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Smart wheel by flykly could change everything about commuting
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I call my car the pussy wagon because that's where i go to cry.
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If the camera really does add 10 pounds do ethiopian kids even exist?
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Trump is about as likely to be elected as kenneth bone, says joe scarborough
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Germany detains suspect in attack on top soccer team
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My therapist said i have a drinking problem. so i got a new therapist.
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How does donald trump keep mexicans off reddit? with a text wall.
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Progressive activists divided on what immigration compromises they will accept
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What kind of snake is good at building things? a boa constructor.
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