CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Worst day. had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette.	true
Mother's day 2013: lgbt readers, bloggers sound off on their moms and mom figures	false
She got her good looks from her father. he's a plastic surgeon.	true
Heidi klum stuns in a sheer black dress	false
Chipotle has a sad new plan to win us all back	false
Former ethics chief: trump is being 'held to a lower standard' than his staff	false
Affirmative action allegations, trump's newest diversion tactic, are fake news	false
What do gamers make for new years? a new years resolution	true
So richard simmons is getting a sex change. finally going to be a man...	true
What did mr. freeze do with his wife on their first date? netflix and chill.	true
No i don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent.	true
Baby names 2013: the top trends for parents-to-be	false
Usain bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools. the speed limit is only 40 kph!	true
A police officer in this school allegedly choked and body-slammed kids	false
Harry styles celebrated his birthday in a burberry top: is he the next fashion star? (photo)	false
Supreme court temporarily spares bob mcdonnell from prison... again	false
We may be approaching this wrong, what if paris hilton is actually just a hoarder of dicks?	true
'boomerang' reboot ordered at bet as a tv comedy	false
No one j.d. should have all that power and associates.	true
If men menstruated, would periods still be taboo?	false
Well, there's no point in starting that now. - friday, 3pm	true
Schools can be rough places for introverts, but this book could help	false
Honestly yum: a new food blog we want to be friends with (video)	false
Betsy devos mulls the fate of guidance designed to reduce racial bias in schools	false
Amanda peterson, 'can't buy me love' star, dead at age 43	false
First male gymnast accuses larry nassar of sexual abuse	false
Marni mayhem: the indignity of shopping fast fashion collaborations	false
Why is hitler never invited to the bbq's? because he is always burning the franks	true
If we become engaged will you give me a ring? sure, what's your phone number?	true
What is space like without a space suit? breathtaking	true
Olivia munn's crop top has officially convinced us to try the look (photo, poll)	false
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? a thermomeater!	true
I took the airline to court over my missing luggage. i lost my case!	true
Why going abroad isn’t always rainbows and butterflies	false
Jared fogle likes his subs the way he likes his women... 6 to 12	true
Women on the meanest things a friend ever did	false
I keep pushing the potato button on the microwave, but alas, no potato. :(	true
What's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? 1 less drunk	true
Did you hear what happened to the blind circumcision doctor? he got the sack..	true
New york times editorial editor says they didn't intend to wrongly blame sarah palin	false
The carolina panthers are one win away from the super bowl	false
I call my dick fun because it's what girls just want to have!	true
Deep down, we're all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on.	true
You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast ben affleck.	true
Stop giving new york transplants all the credit for detroit’s art scene	false
What's the difference between a cry baby and dallas cowboys fans? eventually the baby stops crying	true
Booster cables are racist because being black is negative.	true
Why wasn't hitler invited to the bbq? because he always burns the franks.	true
What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? you can't gargle sand.	true
My nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip	true
You can expect to meet more of roger ailes' skeletons in book, tv series	false
The best lgbt stories of the week from cowbird	false
Why can't admiral ackbar fly to hawaii? aloha ackbar doesn't go over well at the airport	true
Why did han go out black friday shopping.? ... because the prices were solo	true
Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work...	true
Her: i want you. take off your shoes. kicks flip-flop through her tv	true
Did you hear about the guy that made a terrible joke? he fainted.	true
Report: kelly revoked gorka's security clearance while he was on vacation	false
Tax scams to look out for this year	false
Body clock study offers clues to possible jet lag cure	false
What do black people and apples have in common? they both look better hanging.	true
To the exhausted mama: here’s what i want you to remember	false
9 little tricks that'll change the way you cook, eat and work in the kitchen	false
Derrick gordon: i didn't get a fair shot at the nba because i'm gay	false
Charlie sheen, denise richards: actor reveals that she is his 'favorite ex-wife'	false
How do you tell off a toilet? tell them to eat shit.	true
Where does phil collins record all of his music? the stu-stu-studio.	true
Date etiquette: the smaller fork is a salad fork. use the larger fork to eat the salad fork.	true
Don't ever forget the 'l' if you ever google - grandfather clock	true
The vietnam war is not history for victims of agent orange	false
Kathleen hanna really doesn't want '90s leggings to come back	false
Jimmy kimmel knows why iran's supreme leader watches 'tom and jerry'	false
How george w. bush benefited from affirmative action	false
What do you call a threesome with two guys and a girl? ...a dvd.	true
Why did the customer slap the cashier? because he was checking her out.	true
Prince rocks out with 'screwdriver' on 'fallon' (video)	false
Turkey unveils $2.5 million great synagogue as its jewish population fades away	false
5 states that secretly control the rest of america	false
Everytime someone call me fat,i cut myself... a slice of pizza,who want some?	true
Why credit card points aren't the new miles	false
Short models: kate moss, devon aoki, about face stars and more supermodels who are 5'8'' and under	false
‘clock boy’ ahmed mohamed files lawsuit over texas school discrimination	false
Legalization's march continues, with or without democrats to lead it	false
Kate upton lands accessorize campaign, looks absolutely lovely (photos)	false
Read the devastating interview with a woman who had an abortion at 32 weeks	false
What do you call a poodle that serves coffee? a bark-ista! i said a bark-ista coral.	true
Regulating modeling agencies to help prevent child sex trafficking	false
How did satan turn an unbeliever holy? he scared the hell out of him.	true
Welcome to the monkey house: chatting with joe scarborough	false
Remember: being awake during a saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good friday night.	true
Tuesday's morning email: everything you need to know two weeks before election day	false
Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. perverted is when you bring the whole chicken.	true
The professor gave me a c on my latin exam... aced it!	true
Trevor noah says police violence is an 'american problem'	false
Gwyneth paltrow 'harper's bazaar' cover ushers in new era (photos, poll)	false
How do you call mosquitoes where you live? we don't. they just come unwanted	true
What i learned about friendship by running my first half marathon	false
Ben carson great betrayal: how he ignores history in favor of the gop	false
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on july 19	false
House tour: inside the 'pit house' designed by japanese firm uid architects	false

Worst day. had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette.

true

Mother's day 2013: lgbt readers, bloggers sound off on their moms and mom figures

false

She got her good looks from her father. he's a plastic surgeon.

true

Heidi klum stuns in a sheer black dress

false

Chipotle has a sad new plan to win us all back

false

Former ethics chief: trump is being 'held to a lower standard' than his staff

false

Affirmative action allegations, trump's newest diversion tactic, are fake news

false

What do gamers make for new years? a new years resolution

true

So richard simmons is getting a sex change. finally going to be a man...

true

What did mr. freeze do with his wife on their first date? netflix and chill.

true

No i don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent.

true

Baby names 2013: the top trends for parents-to-be

false

Usain bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools. the speed limit is only 40 kph!

true

A police officer in this school allegedly choked and body-slammed kids

false

Harry styles celebrated his birthday in a burberry top: is he the next fashion star? (photo)

false

Supreme court temporarily spares bob mcdonnell from prison... again

false

We may be approaching this wrong, what if paris hilton is actually just a hoarder of dicks?

true

'boomerang' reboot ordered at bet as a tv comedy

false

No one j.d. should have all that power and associates.

true

If men menstruated, would periods still be taboo?

false

Well, there's no point in starting that now. - friday, 3pm

true

Schools can be rough places for introverts, but this book could help

false

Honestly yum: a new food blog we want to be friends with (video)

false

Betsy devos mulls the fate of guidance designed to reduce racial bias in schools

false

Amanda peterson, 'can't buy me love' star, dead at age 43

false

First male gymnast accuses larry nassar of sexual abuse

false

Marni mayhem: the indignity of shopping fast fashion collaborations

false

Why is hitler never invited to the bbq's? because he is always burning the franks

true

If we become engaged will you give me a ring? sure, what's your phone number?

true

What is space like without a space suit? breathtaking

true

Olivia munn's crop top has officially convinced us to try the look (photo, poll)

false

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? a thermomeater!

true

I took the airline to court over my missing luggage. i lost my case!

true

Why going abroad isn’t always rainbows and butterflies

false

Jared fogle likes his subs the way he likes his women... 6 to 12

true

Women on the meanest things a friend ever did

false

I keep pushing the potato button on the microwave, but alas, no potato. :(

true

What's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? 1 less drunk

true

Did you hear what happened to the blind circumcision doctor? he got the sack..

true

New york times editorial editor says they didn't intend to wrongly blame sarah palin

false

The carolina panthers are one win away from the super bowl

false

I call my dick fun because it's what girls just want to have!

true

Deep down, we're all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on.

true

You read for a part, you feel good about it, you feel confident, then they cast ben affleck.

true

Stop giving new york transplants all the credit for detroit’s art scene

false

What's the difference between a cry baby and dallas cowboys fans? eventually the baby stops crying

true

Booster cables are racist because being black is negative.

true

Why wasn't hitler invited to the bbq? because he always burns the franks.

true

What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? you can't gargle sand.

true

My nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip

true

You can expect to meet more of roger ailes' skeletons in book, tv series

false

The best lgbt stories of the week from cowbird

false

Why can't admiral ackbar fly to hawaii? aloha ackbar doesn't go over well at the airport

true

Why did han go out black friday shopping.? ... because the prices were solo

true

Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work...

true

Her: i want you. take off your shoes. *kicks flip-flop through her tv*

true

Did you hear about the guy that made a terrible joke? he fainted.

true

Report: kelly revoked gorka's security clearance while he was on vacation

false

Tax scams to look out for this year

false

Body clock study offers clues to possible jet lag cure

false

What do black people and apples have in common? they both look better hanging.

true

To the exhausted mama: here’s what i want you to remember

false

9 little tricks that'll change the way you cook, eat and work in the kitchen

false

Derrick gordon: i didn't get a fair shot at the nba because i'm gay

false

Charlie sheen, denise richards: actor reveals that she is his 'favorite ex-wife'

false

How do you tell off a toilet? tell them to eat shit.

true

Where does phil collins record all of his music? the stu-stu-studio.

true

Date etiquette: the smaller fork is a salad fork. use the larger fork to eat the salad fork.

true

Don't ever forget the 'l' if you ever google - grandfather clock

true

The vietnam war is not history for victims of agent orange

false

Kathleen hanna really doesn't want '90s leggings to come back

false

Jimmy kimmel knows why iran's supreme leader watches 'tom and jerry'

false

How george w. bush benefited from affirmative action

false

What do you call a threesome with two guys and a girl? ...a dvd.

true

Why did the customer slap the cashier? because he was checking her out.

true

Prince rocks out with 'screwdriver' on 'fallon' (video)

false

Turkey unveils $2.5 million great synagogue as its jewish population fades away

false

5 states that secretly control the rest of america

false

Everytime someone call me fat,i cut myself... a slice of pizza,who want some?

true

Why credit card points aren't the new miles

false

Short models: kate moss, devon aoki, about face stars and more supermodels who are 5'8'' and under

false

‘clock boy’ ahmed mohamed files lawsuit over texas school discrimination

false

Legalization's march continues, with or without democrats to lead it

false

Kate upton lands accessorize campaign, looks absolutely lovely (photos)

false

Read the devastating interview with a woman who had an abortion at 32 weeks

false

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee? a bark-ista! i said a bark-ista coral.

true

Regulating modeling agencies to help prevent child sex trafficking

false

How did satan turn an unbeliever holy? he scared the hell out of him.

true

Welcome to the monkey house: chatting with joe scarborough

false

Remember: being awake during a saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good friday night.

true

Tuesday's morning email: everything you need to know two weeks before election day

false

Kinky is when you bring a feather into the bedroom. perverted is when you bring the whole chicken.

true

The professor gave me a c on my latin exam... aced it!

true

Trevor noah says police violence is an 'american problem'

false

Gwyneth paltrow 'harper's bazaar' cover ushers in new era (photos, poll)

false

How do you call mosquitoes where you live? we don't. they just come unwanted

true

What i learned about friendship by running my first half marathon

false

Ben carson great betrayal: how he ignores history in favor of the gop

false

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on july 19

false

House tour: inside the 'pit house' designed by japanese firm uid architects

false